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Some Twitter accounts rate dogs, others rewrite Trump's tweets like grown-ups but it would be hard to define Derek's presence there. He calls himself a "contributor to global warming" but a more accurate title would be the king of comedy.
Derek (@eedrk) tweets about a lot of different things: from his family and visits to the therapist to cremation ads and Tinder account bios. One thing is for sure, though, Derek's humor is half bizarre, half dark. While reading his tweets you can't help but think that you shouldn't be laughing at this kind of stuff. But you do. He's different, he's bold, and he's hilarious. Scroll down to read some of the funniest (and the most eccentric) tweets by @eedrk and be sure to upvote your favorite ones.
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Blue Cicada 8 years ago
Laughed out loud. Read entry to my mother and daughter. They were not amused.
John L 8 years ago
Well, of course they're cool. They tolerate you, and your Big Mouth, don't they.
Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
"Juan more time" LMFAO! That killed me! Also, this tweet is true. I must add that some family members are also like "friends" who tell you that you will not succeed in anything. Yup, that was told to me many times over 18 years :(
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Blue Cicada 8 years ago
I've literally heard customers ask, "what's Portuguese?" Do you see your own language? Just pick that one and ignore the others. Sheesh.
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Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
Everyday is the last day of some of your life and the first day of the rest of it. well, everyday except for your death day.
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Susann Campbell 8 years ago
Well now son hold on there, who's the one who keeps piling dishes in the sink hoping for a miracle that thy will be done?
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Wiz Allred 8 years ago
That's the special daylight that your WWI veteran neighbor speaks of that has "women in it".
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Susann Campbell 8 years ago
Well poor thing being only 29 years old is being lucky, they stopped serving food before you were born so now you will never know about airplane food.
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Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
That's when they get the ability to pee (imagine, someone peeing inside of you)
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Blue Cicada 8 years ago
Smacking little white balls with a long stick on a mowed lawn is the daredevil's sport.
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Joakim Utterhall 8 years ago
Haha don't know what's most fun. Derek or all idiots whining in the comments.
Joakim Utterhall 8 years ago
Haha don't know what's most fun. Derek or all idiots whining in the comments.
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