Some Twitter accounts rate dogs, others rewrite Trump's tweets like grown-ups but it would be hard to define Derek's presence there. He calls himself a "contributor to global warming" but a more accurate title would be the king of comedy.

Derek (@eedrk) tweets about a lot of different things: from his family and visits to the therapist to cremation ads and Tinder account bios. One thing is for sure, though, Derek's humor is half bizarre, half dark. While reading his tweets you can't help but think that you shouldn't be laughing at this kind of stuff. But you do. He's different, he's bold, and he's hilarious. Scroll down to read some of the funniest (and the most eccentric) tweets by @eedrk and be sure to upvote your favorite ones.

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Blue Cicada 2 years ago

Laughed out loud. Read entry to my mother and daughter. They were not amused.

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It's Caturday 2 years ago

I upvoted your comment, John! I'm not a PrudePanda.

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Sue Z Q 2 years ago

Go fund yourself!

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Mateusz Turek 2 years ago

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The rapist...

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Marzo Florida 2 years ago

That escalated quickly XD

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John L 2 years ago

There are a lot of places in Canada and Alaska, here you can get away from both. ;D

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

I feel betrayed every time I see a dog I can't pet

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Hans 2 years ago

Is this clickbait revealed? I thought that was the other entry on Bored Panda...

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Dora Larson 2 years ago

I to have stove anxiety

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Jeremie Guerra 2 years ago

But you just said that you didn't even have sex... I'm confuse! :D

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Blue Cicada 2 years ago

I've literally heard customers ask, "what's Portuguese?" Do you see your own language? Just pick that one and ignore the others. Sheesh.

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Janet Davis 2 years ago

Get used to it...

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Bunnies are better!! 2 years ago

Everyday is the last day of some of your life and the first day of the rest of it. well, everyday except for your death day.

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Susann Campbell 2 years ago

Well now son hold on there, who's the one who keeps piling dishes in the sink hoping for a miracle that thy will be done?

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Maíz De España 2 years ago

Me too

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Janice Foster 2 years ago

WTF??!!

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Susann Campbell 2 years ago

You still think you have a daughter?

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Heather Kegler 2 years ago

Best.Tweet.Ever.

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Susann Campbell 2 years ago

Your emotions are out of control.

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Daria B 2 years ago

Ahh.... Yeah, that's how it feels....

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Wiz Allred 2 years ago

That's the special daylight that your WWI veteran neighbor speaks of that has "women in it".

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Aubrie Allen 2 years ago

Holy crap! I lost it on that one! Haha!

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Erin Hill 2 years ago

Darn it, I skipped a step.

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Susann Campbell 2 years ago

Well poor thing being only 29 years old is being lucky, they stopped serving food before you were born so now you will never know about airplane food.

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Bunnies are better!! 2 years ago

That's when they get the ability to pee (imagine, someone peeing inside of you)

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i_know_im_amazing 2 years ago

I didn't know Donald Trump ran this twitter account

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Blue Cicada 2 years ago

Yes! This expression is so... odd!

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bored imp 2 years ago

Pure evil😂😂

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Blue Cicada 2 years ago

Smacking little white balls with a long stick on a mowed lawn is the daredevil's sport.

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Amanda 2 years ago

My name is Samuel Seabury

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Alex K 2 years ago

oh goddamn. yes.

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Blue Cicada 2 years ago

Overachiever.

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