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30 Responses To Jimmy Fallon Asking People To Share The Funniest And Weirdest Things Their Grandma Said
Jimmy Fallon is at it again. The host of The Tonight Show asked his viewers to share their best grandma quotes for the popular Hashtags segment, and they delivered. Big time.
From a 95-year-old nana meeting her grandchild's college friends to another one giving a man the finger because she didn't like the way he was driving, people flooded Fallon with the most memorable interactions they've had with their grams and it's kind of heartwarming to see that decades of life experience gives a refined flavor to your sense of humor as well as the confidence to flaunt it around.
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Agent 8433599 4 years ago
All my friends are the same age, but I'm the oldest mentally. I totally get this
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Mad Dragon 4 years ago
There was a part in Sleepless in Seattle where the waitress said, “I’m just sayin’, I wouldn’t kick this guy outta my bed for eating crackers.”
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Agent 8433599 4 years ago (edited)
WHAT? Abraham Lincoln wasn't a vampire hunter?! My life is a lie . . .
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Spampampams 4 years ago
I once knew this guy who had the sexiest voice. I told him if he was ever out of work ,he should start a 1-900 number
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Kimi Tomminello 4 years ago
Lol my 76 y/o Vietnam vet father yells "spark it up, bub!" whenever he smells weed, hears coughing or sees people smoking. Thick Maine accent so it sounds more like "spaahk" instead of "spark". Love him to pieces.
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M O'Connell 4 years ago
She's judging your fiancé by the principle of "large and full of flaws" vs. " tiny and flawless"
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Huddo's sister 4 years ago
I like that! My family would say 'too many cooks spoil the broth' but that then morphed into 'too many cooks in the kitchen' said to the tune of 'too many d***s on the dancefloor'.
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Joanne Lawrence 4 years ago
This sounds like one of those stories aristocratic women in the 1700s would make up to justify why they couldn't perform manual labor.
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Huddo's sister 4 years ago
Why would you punish a kid for that? It was very rarely I would keep a kid in, and in this case I would probably laugh! I mean I would say the obligatory, 'that's not a polite way to say it' but some teachers get all over the top about minor things.
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Levi Owens 4 years ago
There's a second line that my family uses. S*!t fire and save the matches. F*(k a duck and see what hatches.
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Huddo's sister 4 years ago
My grandma offered the same thing to me once! I politely declined :)
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Steve Raddish 4 years ago
My grandma used to call a couch a davenport, too. Sometimes, a divan, but usually a davenport.
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Roadkill The Brave 4 years ago
Grandma referred to the pussy willow buds as her Puss*es and ever time I giggled told me I needed to grow up. She also told me I didn't need a man but they could be useful on occasion - she said that in front of Grandpa. She was politely savage all the time and most of the cousins didn't realize this about her. She also loved to drink and we used to play rummy and trash talk each other. I miss her, she's still with us but Alzheimer's has taken her away mentally.
RoseTheMad 4 years ago
Soo.. when I was an infant, my Grandmother used to sing me the Hearse Song... she is most definitely where my morbid humour and interests come from. Ironically, I'm now a Mortuary Student.
Roadkill The Brave 4 years ago
Grandma referred to the pussy willow buds as her Puss*es and ever time I giggled told me I needed to grow up. She also told me I didn't need a man but they could be useful on occasion - she said that in front of Grandpa. She was politely savage all the time and most of the cousins didn't realize this about her. She also loved to drink and we used to play rummy and trash talk each other. I miss her, she's still with us but Alzheimer's has taken her away mentally.
RoseTheMad 4 years ago
Soo.. when I was an infant, my Grandmother used to sing me the Hearse Song... she is most definitely where my morbid humour and interests come from. Ironically, I'm now a Mortuary Student.
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