30 Responses To Jimmy Fallon Asking People To Share The Funniest And Weirdest Things Their Grandma Said

This is very much my octogenarian Mum's thinking.

My grandfather always said the same thing. "I am so tired of those old people here". He was one of the eldest there.

My grandmother used to be known as lead foot when driving. One day I was driving with her and we were talking about it and she said "I may be an old lady, doesn't mean I need to drive like one".

I'm 46 going on 21. I reckon if I make it to 80, I'll still have the mindset of my 21 year old self...

My grandmother looked over at my brother in his coffin, and said, "Well, it looks like he'd lost weight."

My great grandmother always told my great grandfather; «When one of us dies, I’m setting up a hotdog stand!»

My dad would have tried to live on scotch and pretzels

TMI G-ma! TMI!

My Grandma was 90 when she told me she had a dry vagina. We had been out celebrating her birthday and she was a bit drunk. She mentioned this as I was driving her home afterwards. I nearly wrecked the car and killed us both right there. To give the conversation some context, she was telling me about how getting old sucks - your knees are creaky, your eyes fail, and apparently your vagina dries out.....God help me! It's been years and I still haven't recovered from the trauma of hearing that. :)

Awesome! My boyfriend, now husband, took each other's virginity when he was 18 and I was 16. We just celebrated our 32 anniversary!

I f*****g LOVE old people. I wish to be so lucky to get old AF one day. Body only! 🫶🏾

You wouldn't be here if he hadn't.

Oh, that one’s so old it’s got whiskers!

She must have been my generation (mid-century modern)because we said that all the time.

My partner says similar, excpt finished with "buy a pram". Think they got it from their nan too.

I wanna know the name of this grandma

I always heard " Be good or be good at it"

Ya Grammy!

Grandma took over driving when grandpa got too sick. Spending most of her time out in the countryside her lack of experience didn't matter much, but now and then she had to drive to the city. Once she called to tell me about one of her city trips, how she messed up in a roundabout and how another driver honked and yelled at her. I asked what she did then and she replied "I talked to him using the international sign language". Reader, she flipped him the bird.

My late mother was not one to use hand gestures and was disgusted, when anyone else did. She was a passenger, in my car, while we were riding around a mall parking lot. We came upon a 4-way stop. When it was my time to go, another car ran the stop sign, to the right, and nearly t-boned me, without so much as a tap on the brakes. After a harrowing few seconds, I turned left and was following the car. We came to a red traffic light and my dear mother put both elbows on the dashboard and gave the driver double birds! I had never seen her do that type of thing and I almost choked on my laughter.

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Go grandma!

Aww she looks so nice

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Please accept my deepest condolences.

What’s smart about that is, when pretty has turned into old, that sense of humor will still make you sought after. Cultivate your intelligence and wit, as well as your looks, when you’re young and you won’t suffer as much when you get old.

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You is pretty. You is kind. And you is beautiful!

oof. crushing

Lol ROASTED

You can play something with playboys

My grandma: "The only time I'd kick him out of bed would be if he wanted to do it on the floor" obviously there was a side to Grandma that I didn't know!

My late mother: "He can put his shoes under my bed anytime!"

My grandma said the same thing! It mortified me every time ans all I could do is laugh with a beet red face

I'm 49 and my friends and I have used this for our entire lives. Does that mean I'm really old inside

That sounds like a euphemism.

But my closest don't inch when it's dirty

I haven't cleaned my closer since I came out of it

Totally something I would say now!

Yeah I don't remember anywhere in the bible saying how many you had to multiply by. I chose 1

oooffff true that!

Thats so funny