The meme, a unit of cultural information spread by imitation (from the Greek mimema, meaning “imitated”), was first introduced in 1976 by British evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins. Today, memes make up a quintessential part of our online presence as they serve as an expression of people’s opinions and emotions. Quite like collages, new meanings get attributed to them in a funny and relatable manner.
Some memes show what’s really buzzing right now: think of 2020 memes, Squid Game memes, and Mike Pence’s fly on the head memes. Other kinds of memes refer to the things that are timeless and never cease to entertain us. Like parents, dogs and mouth-watering food.
So below we cooked you up a sizzling collection of hilarious food memes to nourish our hungry souls and remind us that whatever happens, we have one thing left to us all. The transcendental joy of eating (and laughing our hearts out, too)!
Psst! For those still hungry for an extra portion of food memes, be sure to check out our previous post right here.
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Crabs and lobsters: "You know what, I'm just going to be as hard and vicious and armed as possible and then I'll be safe." Humans: "I have rubber bands and a hammer, you tasty snack!"
I'm gonna use your "I have rubber bands and a hammer" the next time someone gives me trouble! 😂
Load More Replies...What an idiotic way to try and sound "interesting". Social media is ruining us.
So calling everything gay is supposed to be the new ultimate insult?
Remind me of your gender again? Correct. These are for girls only. Fellas, is it gay to eat seafood?
And can we please start putting all the wet toppings on the damn side??? Nobody likes soggy nachos
nobody minus me. love the floppy old cheese covered garbage.
Load More Replies...I saw a 7 layer dip at a party that was on a huge pizza platter and the layers were concentric circles. Most popular dish there.
There are wayyy too many restaurateurs who are both stupid and clueless -- try eating your own goddamn food once in a while and figure out what would make your customers happy why don't you?
I call those "piles o' c**p". I remember when nachos were individually made and every chip had toppings and didn't get soggy. texas-nach...7-jpeg.jpg
Just make a casserole of beans, cheese, etc. Heat, serve with chips on the side
Tip. A teaspoon of Olive oil in the cooking pan makes it much easier to scrape into the garbage after cooking.
Same with mushrooms. I start that I can barely fit them in the pan, by the end there are a few mushroom shaped crumbs in a corner. The I realize I paid for mushroom shaped water ( I like my mushrooms crispy)
Yep. You put it in a pan and start stir fryi wait, it's done ;)
Load More Replies...Same with making vegetable juice. Buy a pallet of vegetables, makes one bottle of juice.
If you think of the memes as this whimsical online lingo to communicate the momentum of our everyday lives, it shouldn’t surprise you that food has a special place in memes. After all, it’s something universally relatable, which makes it a quintessential aspect of our lives.
But food has become exceptionally important in 2020, the year of the worldwide pandemic which turned the things we took for granted upside down. Before it, we never thought twice of leisurely indulgences, like dining with friends, dressing up for a restaurant, eating with a date, grabbing takeaway on a late night out, having family barbeque and so on.
Once an everyday occasion, it became a symbol of a liberating experience, of a “normal” world reminiscent of the days prior to the pandemic.
Me too. Makes no sense because in theory they do seem bland and gross, but I could eat 'em all day.
Load More Replies...That’s small potatoes! ;) (Pommes de terre=ground apples=potatoes in French)
Load More Replies...Ha! I like radishes, but if I was expecting apple would be bummed too
Speaking of the French, radishes with butter is a thing.
Load More Replies...He clearly isn't cool enough for rad-dishes. Get it....rad-dishes...I'll show myself out.
According to snopes this is not true. It is from a satire website https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/413-chicken-nuggets-eaten/
The limit is 412. Thankfully there are people in the world who test these things out so the rest of us can eat chicken nuggets in safety
heroes, sacrificing their lives in the name of science!
Load More Replies...well, according to the calculator, the equation would be |412*2^6(-3)|, which amounts to 79,104 sauce packets.
Load More Replies...My metabolism is incredibly fast and efficient, everything I eat immediately gets converted to fat.
Had us in the first half, ngl 😭😭 also like, same??? I eat one chip and gain a kilo
Load More Replies...Mine used to be very fast, I could eat truckloads of food, do no exercise, and still look like a rake. Then 30 came along and it's been downhill from there. Now I actually have to work hard and eat carefully to keep my body in shape.
Yeah, me too. I have a friend, 54 and she eats twice what I do aaaand sweets. She's skinny as a rake with a mop of hair.
Load More Replies...fast metabolism isn't actually too great...I get ingrown toenails which are incredibly painful, have to get haircuts way more often than most people, fatigue and getting dizzy when I stand up, and get hungry way more often than other people, plus I can't put on muscle for the life of me. It's a blessing and a curse.
The mortal dangers, wear and tear, elevated risk of diabetes etc associated with being overweight really cancel out clipping your nails a little more often (them growing in has nothing to do with your metabolic rate, like lightheadedness, my fat behind experiences those issues).
Load More Replies...Well then good morning to you, my metabolism is just barely functional and decided that was good enough
He said what he said, he meant what he said, and he said what he meant, or whatever Denzel likes to say
Oh alright then. Good afternoon (morning was a couple of hours ago).
Load More Replies...No wonder that as soon as the restrictions were lifted and people were finally able to return to normal, most of us went straight to the restaurants. The feeling of ordering food at the table was something we all were craving for all this miserable year.
Meanwhile, a recent study has shown that during the time of quarantining and social distancing, Americans have chosen to eat like kids again. No matter gender, age or location, feel-good, nostalgic food has made perhaps the biggest comeback of all time.
Cooking bacon, boiling water, left the front door open... all mine are wired together and when one goes off, they all start going off, usually for no visible reason. It's like freaking Armageddon. The damn things went off at 3AM the other night after the heater just clicked on for the first time this year...
Usually they put heat detectors in kitchens and smoke detectors in all other rooms
Mine goes off when the bathroom steams up and you open the bathroom door. Alarm is right outside the door. Every. Time.
It's okay. Your body will tell you "STOP EATING THE MAC AND CHEESE! Here's heartburn and diarrhea and a queasy stomach for days" when it's actually time for you to stop eating the mac and cheese. Until you get there, enjoy it.
I'd add what the intestines do, but, y'know, let them find out for themselves....
Load More Replies...Oh that explains why my free trial of life expires after the queens
Don't worry,...I already puked for you. Can't stand Mac and Cheese.....don't get me *bruaowflth* started on *gurgegurgle* Jello......barfomatic.
Try making "Mac & Cheese" with Rigatoni pasta, good quality butter and Parmigiano Reggiano cheese. Actually less calories than M&C and if you have to die of high cholesterol, at least you enjoyed good ingredients instead of melting powdered Kraft sawdust.
Yummy, one of my all time favourite foods.
Load More Replies...Try flow block, there's no way it can have an E (it's just thick lines)
Load More Replies...Cheese. Wait a minute...fromage. Dammit! Kase. Not that one either. Queso. Ok, I reject this entire idea. Either that or I need to learn some new languages.
The comeback of comfort food came with an uptick in such favorites as pizza (55%), hamburgers (48%), ice cream (46%), French fries (45%), mac and cheese (38%), spaghetti and meatballs (32%) and others. The survey also showed that 41% reach for comfort food to bring happiness. Moreover, 90% of respondents said that their online and social searches for food inspiration have increased during the pandemic.
Hence the recent surge in food-related memes. From baking fails to hilarious DIY restaurant editions, from sharing funny restaurant reviews and their snapback responses to tweeting funny nutrition-related one-liners, people found joy in uniting over food.
You can keep your avocados from ripening by refrigerating them. Take them out and keep them at room temperature on the counter to finish ripening before you want to eat them. How long depends on how soft they are. A couple days if they're hard, shorter if they're already starting to soften.
Load More Replies...And health food is often dearer too. 1 avocado costs aporox $2.50 + the cheapest loaf of bread $1.00, pack of two minute noodles $1.30 just an example.
the real 11:35 in the holy bible is just simply "Jesus wept" John 11:35
"I eat less pasta than an Italian" .. wait looks like I missed a word.. Ahh yes.. "I eat less pasta than an Italian family"
Load More Replies...Also their pizza is not all bread with some topping! Is mostly topping with very thin bread
It's actually very thin on both, about quality of ingredients not quantity. Meat lovers/deep dish/butter chicken pizza etc are all very much an American/English/Australian thing lol
Load More Replies...So that means you're a better Italian than they are!
It's true! My 100% Sicilian grandmother cooked sooo well. Her pasta sauce was the best and her meatballs were amazing. She was always thin as a rail. I think she didn't eat much of it because she was always serving us seconds...mangiare my dear, mangiare! The only other Italian words I heard her say were swear words...lol!
An Italian serving of pasta is 2 ounces served as a separate course.
When I lived in Italy the Italians I lived with ate bread for breakfast, pasta and tomatoes for lunch and then a pasta dish with meat for dinner... none of them were over weight. I don't know which Italians you got your info from, but you would be hard pressed to even find more carbs to eat if you asked the ones I know.
You don’t just say such a thing and walk away. There’s gotta be more to that.
Load More Replies...Ross Geller: "You threw my sandwich away???? MY SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!" Best episode ever!
What does Ross say about his sandwich? Ross: My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. I can't believe someone ate it! ... That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!
Load More Replies...Everybody has done this at least once. Me: Ketchup on a grilled cheese sammie.
Always shake the bottle before you open it! Fortunately Dijon is delicious and doesn't do the "watery" thing nearly as much as traditional mustard.
What kind of mustard are you folks talking about? Never had watery mustard before. Open jar and take a knife and get a good scoop out. Hot English, mild German, Dijon never had watery mustard. Must be an American thing
And you can't find cheap yellow mustard in a jar anymore. ( At least I can't.) Apparently it's a major inconvenience to just use a knife to get it out of the jar.
Mustard water! Always keep a napkin or paper towel handy to wipe that sh*t off!
Anybody ever want to take a nap after eating??( Thanksgiving doesn’t count)
There's some really delicious vegan food, and I know, generally, eating vegan is better for the planet. I can't commit myself to full veganism, but I appreciate people who do.
I literally can't go vegan - I've tried, but I have health issues that interfere with nutrient absorption so easy-to-absorb meat is necessary or I start getting sick. Even after I give that explanation, I've still had some vegans try to shame me (emphasis on 'some' - others are perfectly reasonable and lovely).
Load More Replies...Yeah, and note that we're out if herbs. We ate our last Herb yesterday.
This won't be a popular observation, but... I was eating a plant-based diet for a while (I plan to get back to it), and even though there are plenty of self-righteous vegans out there, I would say the group of people who would police my diet the most were non-vegans, by far. Everything I put into my mouth was scrutinized to determine if it were "really vegan." Super annoying.
Yes, very much yes! I have been vegan for quite some time now (and vegetarian several years before) and while I do not tell anybody what to eat and what not (this is a decision everybody must make for themselves) omnivores are always very interested in what I have on my plate! Not that it is any of their business, though... My favourite comment so far (apart from the 200,000 times I was told that salad has feelings, too) was "Your bread is not vegan - do you know how many bambies are shredded each year by harvesters? Of course there is meat in the flour!" All right, I will stick to eating stones then. And shadows...
Load More Replies...i belive in treating animals ethecaly. I raise my own eggs. my ladies are treated with the most loves ever.
Nobody actually hates veganism, they hate the people who are smug about practicing it. They're talking about cloning meat so animals don't suffer. But just watch: if it's ever perfected, someone's going to get arrested for cloning human flesh for snacking, be it his own, a relative's, or whoever. It will blow up into another stupid cult.
This whole thing took a turn somewhere. people hate smug vegans, but beware of the cloned human meat? I'm failing to see the correlation.
Load More Replies...Exactly I don’t know why I get a weird look when I pull a hand out at lunch
What's scary...is that Cannibalism is completely legal (in the US).
That's only sort of true. There are no laws specifically against cannibalism, per se, but there are plenty of laws on the federal and state level that make cannibalism impossible without committing a felony.
Load More Replies...why did u just remind my of Mighty Magiswords
Load More Replies...Omnivores fighting discrimination and segregation among foods. Equality!
Exactly unless you’re that vegan teacher in which case (incoming joke) meat consumption is satanism
I don‘t know anyone who would do that…. But I live in Germany. A German would obey every rule, even if they were the last human on earth
Load More Replies...Ahh happy times, I remember running into the McDonald’s next to the movie theater, and getting a bunch of dollar menu items and stuffed it in my bag/purse, passed the food down to the kids, my boyfriend at the time was shocked, he jokingly said “what you got fries too” I said yes you want some
I will buy a small popcorn and a slushie when I go to the movies coz it's harder to smuggle a slushie in and the movies is not the same without hot buttered popcorn. But if I want something different then I buy it elsewhere and bring it with me.
Nah fam buy a ticket for a film in 30 mins - 2 hours and run through
Load More Replies..."..because we want you to pay $5 for a 2 oz. serving of stale popcorn."
And yet try to get even a water into a professional sporting event!!! $5 water, $10 hotdog on top of $$$$ for entrance ticket!!!
The vaccine doesn't stop you catching Covid, feeling ill or transmitting it to others: it just reduces your risk of serious illness, hospitalisation and death by a couple of levels. In the UK cases are rising and include plenty of people who are double-jabbed.
Load More Replies...My dad got in trouble at the pizza place he worked at for actually taking the time to wash the dishes correctly...
Bleach it until it is clean. That is all i remember from working in commercial kitchens. Floor mats are disgusting and BLEACH.
I mean yeah but no, we prioritise protecting customers from each other but staff are very at risk and if we get covid then the customers are more likely to get it too. And yet I'm not allowed to get my second jab yet, its mad.
Ha ha ha, my daughter worked as a server once, if you didn't show for your shift, you were fired. So if you were sick and couldn't find anyone to trade shifts with, you came in sick.
My husband is a refrigeration engineer and we keep an ongoing list of the restaurant kitchens he's worked in that we will never eat at.
I mean, I’ve worked in food service. It was a small family owned food truck. We cleaned up every day after we closed and made sure thing were tidy before opening. Obviously it’s not going to be perfect during the hours it open because your actively prepared and handing out food but we did our best.
He Pays someone 30-40000 a year just for when he needs joints rolled. he doesnt do it him self
I think it's actually closer to $50k and they travels with him.
Load More Replies...This made me laugh really loud in my SILENT SCHOOL LIBRARY LOLOLOL
Now THAT'S what you call loaded fries. Looks pretty vomit worthy though.
Gross. Terrible plating, horrible ingredients, way too much. That's enough food for at least a dozen people.
Look at the size of the human in the background for scale. I'm 100% certain that's supposed to be food for a dozen people, if not more.
Load More Replies...To be fair it's not air inside the bags it's nitrogen gas. Air would turn them stale way faster. Also, take a look at MatPat's video on Doritos and why they are filled the way they are: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycNSY3d1WLc
It's true! They pack those suckers pretty full in the factory. The chips settle and break while in transit.
Load More Replies...Crisps/Chips are sold by weight. Air doesn't weigh anything. Anyone who thinks they are being charged for air is not very bright. Would you prefer crushed product?
All that "empty" space in your chip bag is essential to keep the contents intact while shipping. Bags are filled to a certain weight, not the space available.
"I don't know what makes me more mad, to work with them or the fact that I can't fire them because it's a success"
Flexible ethics and morals, that's what I'm talkin'!
Load More Replies...I remember one of these ads, my son was only a tween at the time, the ad starts with a very pretty woman in a bikini eating up a large messy burger, my son said man that looks good, his dad asked what the burger or the woman, his response was “BOTH” never laughed so hard
What country is Hardees in? I've never heard it called that before. Here in America, that logo is used for Carl's Jr. Charbroiled Burger.
Can't laugh can''t laugh can't laugh....just bring it up at the Christmas party THEN laugh
once i was put in charge of creating a nice picture and slogan for valentine's day, based around romeo, juliet and coffee. My favourite slogan was denied: ' *Coffee name*: Romeo totally would have given it to Juliet'
That's not pizza! That's aged organic milk tossed over seasoned tomato purée spread on baked whole wheat!
Load More Replies...I never met a pizza I didn't like.......damn you , Bored Panda!.......now I have to order one in......sigh.....
I wonder how many people gave up the ability to sit to make that kebab..
Load More Replies...My guess is that it's in France. It's short for Assiette Kebab (a Kebab plate) as opposed to kebab sandwich. I've seen it enough times to not have the urge to laugh at it now.
That's me every dinner, only less furrier and less cuter..
Load More Replies...that's what people eat who wanna eat healthy but don't really know what's healthy. * sighs in nutrition *
Various health food experts 'eat nothing but vegetables/nuts/raw/even fruit is bad for you.' Eat right and you'll live forever. Well, you won't, but it will feel like it.
That cat's face looks like mine would in this circumstance.
Can we just take a few seconds to think about how adorable this snake is?
I used to have an egg eating snake and they are absolutely adorable.
Load More Replies...Well, with the deplorable payment they receive for their hard work, is no wonder they'll find fun where they can.
Me when everyone looks at me for taking the last slice of garlic bread 🥖
But don't let the garlic bread get throwed because of someone 👀
Load More Replies...i got to the point in specific restaurants that i would only take the tiniest of bites, until the point that the server came to ask how the food was, then i'd start eating like a normal person, knowing it was finally safe
Next time that happens, I'm going to give the server a big, happy, chewed-food-showing grin.
To be honest, I’m not comfortable with those videos
Load More Replies...There's a job like that and I was never told about it?
And then theres that kid RYAN. He can literally make videos of himself torturing his parents, friends, and himself with slime, and unboxing videos
There is the problem: Diet Coke reduces the blood sugar level and triggers the hunger feeling to bring it up again. It tricks the body in thinking it's a lot of sugar and therefor the body releases insulin, but as there are only artificial sweeteners there's no additional sugar to be processed
Not true JF. The body doesn't get confused by fake and real sugar
Load More Replies...Drinking diet coke at the moment. Not on a diet. I just like it better than regular.
The taste is the reason why I drink it too. Also, the regular is a lot of sugar, it''s not the calories per se, it's the sugar.
Load More Replies...Making it a 3,140 calorie meal wouldn't be any better, though. No need to make a bad choice worse.
Yep. I don't get the idea that if you're going to be "bad" then just be as "bad" as you can be. If you're going to have a treat meal that blows the calorie budget, then trim somewhere else. It's not about virtue.
Load More Replies...I drink Diet Coke because I like the taste. Regular Coke makes me feel like the enamel is literally disintegrating off my teeth.
Want a high calorie meal? Try a full English breakfast, eggs, sausage, bacon, fried bread, tomato and of course, don't forget the baked beans.
It's a moronic chart -- they're equating the drinks with the sugar content of the donuts, forgetting entirely about the fat content. It's not just as bad for your health to drink orange juice as it is to eat 3 1/2 donuts. To take it to an extreme, you could do a similar chart where you use lettuce instead -- so one sports drink = 5 1/2 tons of lettuce by sugar content.
Also the starch content is never included in the sugar content. Starch turns into sugar in your body.
Load More Replies...I did not know energy drinks had that much sugar. I never had one. Good thing!
That is absolutely perfect, thank you
Load More Replies...Well, if humans were a sturdy and delicious building material, we may also be tempted. Unfortunately, we're far too mushy.
Pizza cutters always make me think of the TV movie "Don't Go to Sleep" with Valerie Harper and Dennis Weaver.
"Beautiful Soup, Beautiful Soup, Soup of the Evening, Beautiful Soup" - the Mock Turtle's Song from Alice in Wonderland.
lol relatable. i have a lemon in a can sitting there for 1 year. its in a can so i dont smell it. it looks like a tiny planet at this point.
So I know possums aren't weasels, BUT every time I see one, I am reminded how much I love weasels. its a lot, I love weasels a lot.
If you love weasels and weasels-that-are-not-weasels, you need to check out ferrets 😍
Load More Replies...Unfortunately in the UK these would be either full price or in the bin, no middle sale
Load More Replies...Now, let me just tell you: this food is still really good!!! Just because there is a label telling you "best before" does NOT mean it turns bad the next day. Luckily but also SADLY, our generation did not experience war times and starvation - Which makes us unappreciative of what we have
Best before dates are also usually a week or more before the food is actually likely to go bad. This is what you get when people are constantly trying to sue each other. A very wide margin for error which equals inefficiencies and wastage.
Load More Replies...We have "the odd bunch" in one of our supermarkets which are foods that don't look perfect. Some maybe dented, weirdly shaped, hail damaged etc.
It is totally worth that ridiculously small price, though. How rich do you need to be to reject totally edible food just because it does not look unnaturally perfect?
Fine, but why wrap it in plastic on top of Styrofoam. Just headed right for the ocean or landfill. SMH.
Why package naturally packaged fruits? If only nature provided the fruits with some skin… /s
Or a wooden stake to hold it in place till it is cooked..
Load More Replies...These shows will show the host yelling "1 minute!" and then proceed to show clips of the cooks which are obviously from several minutes earlier. It's completely trashy.
Absolutely not!! They forgot to show the 20 other dishes they prepared to balance the taste of this one..
Load More Replies...Reminds me of my sister growing up when asked when she'll be out. In.a minute
I seriously don't know how they manage to get things out of ovens and fryers in the last minute and still have a nice plate.
pretty sure they make it seem way more dramatic in editing
Load More Replies...I get bugged when people assume all of a culture's food is spicy without tasting it. I worked at a concession stand that sells mango lassi in the U.S. I can't tell you how many white Americans made comments about avoiding the drink because they don't like spicy flavors. It's literally a yogurt drink with mango. It's not spicy. Try it.
The point still stands though, if you're going to an Indian restaurant, you can go with milder choices, but the mains at least are all going to have some form of spice for flavour. I love Indian food, Lamb Madras would be my first choice.
Load More Replies...Not all Indian food is spicy. it's flavorful, pungent, aromatic, etc., but not "spicy". I'd eat Indian every day :-)
Rich spicy flavors are the bomb! (Hot or not) Bland gets old really fast, like 4 bites.
I looked at the original template and it is nothing. BP censoring sucks.
Load More Replies...i just don't go to indian/hispanic restaurants because i know damn well i am too white to handle spice.
I once worked with a whole roomful of British expats who played rugby. For them, a trip to an Indian restaurant was a macho challenge to each other to see who could eat the hottest food. It took me way too long to try Indian food, because I thought it was very hot and spicy based on what those guys bragged about.
Indian food is spicy in a way that isn't just chillies. Its got a lot of flavorful and aromatic spices that give amazing taste to the food. You can really find a lot of non-spicy food in India, its just that western people like to assume that Indian food= spicy and only make it that way
Load More Replies...When my kids went through a phase of having half a toasted bagel for breakfast each, they'd get half each slice - the only way to do it fairly
If we had to share, one person would cut it and the other person would get to chose first. That way, the slices were equal. (or just about)
That how my twins had to share cake, donuts, anything. The person cutting is going to try to cut it perfectly in half. It was fun to watch!
Load More Replies...I just saw the trailer for the new "prequel" movie, which is being released shortly. "The Many Saints of Newark". https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/many-saints-newark-sopranos-prequel-italian-americans-don-t-need-ncna1280509
Load More Replies...I read somewhere that it’s done purposely so you can buy them next time
Go to Runza, they sell "frings" (fries and onion rings together). Also make really excellent burgers XD
Not since Hungry Jack's (aka Burger king) changed their chips and onion rings. They both suck now.
They were never as good as Macca's, but as they say themselves, "The burgers are better at Hungry Jacks"!
Load More Replies...God speed I guess (I don’t know if I should have said that)
Load More Replies...I've seen this but instead of John Wick it was Legolas from Lord of the Rings. Funny either way
I would like a double order of Legolas please with a Thorin on the side
Load More Replies...A funny Erma Bombeck quote "If it's true what they say that you are what you eat, then I am in big trouble. Because I am a Hostess Ding Dong!"
So that's the reason I am always tired... But I guess I 'my dying soon, which is a relief.
So what does sleeping next to someone you don't love or even like do?
I swear I saw this on the tittle and came here ready for that and you beat me to it.
Load More Replies...I'm very pleased with the fact that the diplayed pizza's do indeed have a 18:12 or 3:2 ratio. Yes, I checked, and no I do not have too much time on my hands. I procrastinate my important tasks. There, happy now? pizzas-616...43d6e4.jpg
And when we´re at it: If "z" is the radius and "a" is the thickness, the volume of the disc is π*z*z*a. Pizza.
Man, I love a Pizza Pepperoni on cheese yummy.... Pi to 8 slices
Load More Replies...too much math just eat the three of them and complain about something later
I had to solve this as a math problem in school once, we had to calculate the area of both and compare.
If you put Kraft cheese slices on mac and cheese, you're going to hell.
and it is generally the same price, or less with this coupon.
Load More Replies...Well actually, God commanded not to eat anything from a pig. So.........
Do people actually say grace, or is it something you just see in movies that actually died out a long time ago? It seems a very American thing in any case.
Heard it here first folks- Religion has now joined the hallowed ranks of being “an American thing”. Lovely.
Load More Replies...Saying grace, or offering thanks, before a meal is not just a Christian practice. Buddhists, Jews, Hindus, Muslims, many Indigenous peoples around the world also have this practice in common.
Smart and accurate. I usually start collecting everyone's empty plates so they're more distracted by that than the fact I definitely didn't eat that marshmallow salad. (Yep, it's a real thing. If you're unfamiliar, google it. They were popular in the '50s and a recipe my family passed down. Some things should have been left for dead.)
Like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tWuG2oPL3o
Load More Replies...And if I don't have a plate to cover it up I use a napkin or paper towel.
Also, you reproduce them by cutting the upper part which then turns into the lower part of a new one... Those plants are f****d-up.
Give yourself a break. Portion control is ideal. But if you're eating what your body craves, so what? Ease up on yourself. Just make sure to get some veggies in there too.
Just had coffee ice cream for dinner. Not sorry. No regrets. Do not hate myself.
My Dad liked his toast similar to the middle child's, just a little lighter. He always told us that toast like that would "put hair on your chest".
It's true. I have cereal every morning and my little brother has pumpkin waffles
Opposite in my household. My youngest got the cut off crusts from his siblings toast for about 3 years before he cottoned on to it.
It's the new diet fad. Cut your throat open so all the food comes out of your neck. Some call it extreme, I call it practical.
Load More Replies...this gives off "everything in the universe is either, a duck, or not a duck." vibes
My daughter knowing full well I'm allergic to watermelon will make me pretend food and then after I fake eat it says haha mommy there was watermelon in that just so I play fake dead
Who are you, the smile police? Get back to wiping the poop blood and stop giving us orders!
Anyone who knows anything about science, the scientific method and double blind, peer reviewed, repeatable tests, knows that there is nothing wrong what so ever with GMO food. Pardon us for trying to feed a couple billion hungry people. first world problem that is not a problem.
I'm pretty sure Americans also have real cheese that doesn't come in a can or can be squeezed out of a tube. Cheese is important. Love cheese.
We do, and we have delicious beer if you avoid the mass-produced products.
Load More Replies...Don't stereotype! I live in the midwest of the USA and we have wonderful homemade Amish cheeses just a few miles from my home. It's delicious!
No, I agree it isn’t cheese, I loathe it with all intent and would rather eat goat cheese over spray can “cheese”.
Ye..yes only a 3 yr old would invest.. *quickly turns around and start counting money*
Load More Replies...I also noticed that but was confused by how you are the only person who commented
Load More Replies...I searched this. It's okay, but I want the unicorn mini-waffle iron. Much cuter. Also saw dinosaur and sea creature makers.
When did the Old Man ever look like that? Seriously tho, he was the best part of that show.
Order food at 11:59 on new year's eve and you can say that you ordered the food a year ago if it takes more than 1 minute
I would eat too many of those if I could get them at that price. Food is my one addiction.
But that's the point of living in America i thought?
Load More Replies...I looooooooooooooove living in a big city bc of all the food choices!!! I’d die if I lived in a small town
Yeah, this is the one drawback of small town living. Balance it out with virtually no crime, almost no Covid, low noise pollution, ditto on the air pollution, trees all around, the incredibly affordable cost of living............and I can still get just about any grocery item via Amazon, ebay, Walmart, etc. Oh, plus my cats can go out anytime without getting run over. Yeah, small town life has its perks.
Yep. I'll take a small town any day. And have an upvote to cancel out some complete and utter moron's downvote.
Load More Replies...Is that the movie with the youth pool, the aliens and the old people? I loved it.
Liqriosshe (i can spell most words) ok. Pineapple, i hate, but ok. Pickles, i hate, but ok. bat, nah.
Technically correct, but these are pickles and taste quite different from what they used to be.
Load More Replies...I’ve eaten three of those four foods. I wonder what liquorice tastes like…
Licorice root is sweet, makes great tea or tea addition. Black licorice like this is more likely made with artificial flavor. Good black licorice has molasses ...
Load More Replies...Wait just a freaking second here! I'm down with liquorice, ham and pineapple pizza, and cucumbers, but I draw the line at bats!
Reverse question... "would you like a little salad with your dressing sir?"
I like a few fries with my ketchup. Which I love with horseradish for real tanginess.
Load More Replies...Honey mustard or blue cheese or lemon vinaigrette. Ranch okay, not exciting.
Oh honey mustard with dille is great for smoked salmon...
Load More Replies...There was a Mexican restaurant in North Little Rock, Arkansas, back in the 70's that had The. Best. Queso. Ever. I might sign away my soul for the recipe even 45 years later.
Never gonna let you down... You will end up with rolls though :D
The "I survived a heart attack" tattoo can go right underneath that. Or not...
Let's just take a moment to appreciate that the person that drew the banner had to work to position it to make sure the 'e' in 'butter' was visible in the cutoff so that it doesn't say 'salted butt.' It's the little things.
I actually have it memorized. THATS A RICKROLL.
Load More Replies...Ight, time to eat my fire resistance potion and drink my golden apple.
Some people get hungry every 10 minutes( I'm one of them) drinking water may help it and digestion too
Yes! Southern grandmas that think you’re too skinny (perfectly healthy weight) and it must be I’m not being fed enough at home in the city. Something was being fried at all hours of the day for every meal. And they withheld beverages until they were satisfied you’d eaten enough. Sounds like I’m complaining (maybe a little) but I’d give anything to have those days back
This kid is going to suffer a heartattack within a year if he keeps this up
You mean if the people stuffing him keep this up.
Load More Replies...I heat the water for five minutes, then mix in the powder. That way, I have a good dip for the block of noodles. I just like crispy noodles.
Load More Replies...WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY WOULD YOU RUIN PERFECTLY GOOD CHOCOLATE
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Load More Replies...There are some funny entries but I will never understand the passive-aggressive jokes that try to relativize eating tons of junk food and simply not caring about what might make you feal good for a longer time than the actual time you eat it. Just try to be comfortable with what you eat, yet try to be conscious at the same time. I think the most important thing about food is balance...(*wanders off to find chocolade*).
Chocolate is one of my essential food groups. :-)
Load More Replies...A staggering number of commenters seem to subscribe to the philosophy that “body shaming is bad, unless the one being shamed is American”.
Yes but Murica is the only one so far who thought it was a good idea to supersize its junkfood. Also call me crazy but the whole toxic body positivity thing where morbidly obese is hailed as "beautiful" originated in..... dun dun dunnnn. We kind of blame you for the obesity thing America. You started it.
Load More Replies...We need to criticize the junk food industry (not the people) and keep bringing awareness. This food is made to be addictive. And yes these jokes perpetuate the idea that it's great to like this type of food. The industry is thrilled! I worry about kids that see this (like mine) when I try so heard to teach them the importance of healthy eating, because I do want them to have a long healthy life.
There are some funny entries but I will never understand the passive-aggressive jokes that try to relativize eating tons of junk food and simply not caring about what might make you feal good for a longer time than the actual time you eat it. Just try to be comfortable with what you eat, yet try to be conscious at the same time. I think the most important thing about food is balance...(*wanders off to find chocolade*).
Chocolate is one of my essential food groups. :-)
Load More Replies...A staggering number of commenters seem to subscribe to the philosophy that “body shaming is bad, unless the one being shamed is American”.
Yes but Murica is the only one so far who thought it was a good idea to supersize its junkfood. Also call me crazy but the whole toxic body positivity thing where morbidly obese is hailed as "beautiful" originated in..... dun dun dunnnn. We kind of blame you for the obesity thing America. You started it.
Load More Replies...We need to criticize the junk food industry (not the people) and keep bringing awareness. This food is made to be addictive. And yes these jokes perpetuate the idea that it's great to like this type of food. The industry is thrilled! I worry about kids that see this (like mine) when I try so heard to teach them the importance of healthy eating, because I do want them to have a long healthy life.
