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Hello, my name is Steve Nelson, and I’m a comedy writer and aspiring illustrator based in Brighton, UK. I am the creator of Audible Originals' comedy series The Temp and have written on a handful of TV and radio shows. Being a comedy writer is mostly writing stuff that will never see the light of day, and a few years ago, I got fed up with it, so I wanted to do something where I could show my comedy instead. I always loved drawing, so that seemed the best medium to present my jokes.
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#1
Cats vs. Dogs At Christmas
Final score:
140points
Tom Hardeveld 4 years ago
most would think the cat destroyed a costume but he actually killed santa and proudly brings it to it's owners. like a mouse
The ongoing pandemic has allowed me a lot of spare time to draw, so I decided, as this Christmas has been a bit... weird, why not have some fun and bring a little bit of festive cheer by making a virtual advent calendar on my Instagram? Every day in December, you could swipe open the advent window to find a new, funny, festive illustration. What great fun that would be!
Problem was, I only decided to do this advent calendar a couple of days before December... I very quickly discovered coming up with 24 funny Christmas illustration ideas was much harder than I realized, and then getting the drawings finished in time was extremely stressful! Some drawings were quicker than others, taking only an hour or so, but some took up to 5 hours to complete. There were definitely a couple of late-night, last-minute drawing sessions to get them finished in time to share the following morning!
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#2
Last Christmas
Final score:
122points
Barbara Valleroy 4 years ago
LOL! I could hear the song in my head as I viewed this. Wam did it best. "Last Christmas I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you gave it away..."
#3
Christmas Beard Pre-Planning
Final score:
122points
Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago
My dad just has a beard all the time, he barely ever shaves, and when does, I'm kinda like "What the..."
D. Pitbull 4 years ago
hahaha.... I know a few people who would only have to pre-plan for like... 2 weeks. Movember was a nightmare for them.
It’s been worth it in the end as the reaction has been very positive. The ‘Last Christmas’ one, in particular, was shared around quite a bit, and by some big accounts too, including @whitepeoplehumor, who have a whopping 4 million followers!
Below are the 21 I have done so far, but you will need to head over to my Instagram if you want to see the final ones. Plus you can check out all my other cartoons and illustrations as well if you like!
#4
Cats At Christmas
Final score:
112points
#5
Christmas Jumper Day On Zoom
Final score:
108points
#6
I Can't Be Home For Christmas Candles
Final score:
104points
Sandy Kavanaugh 4 years ago
Are Americans the only English speaking people who say sweaters instead of jumpers? They can make you sweat, but they don't make you jump.
#7
We've All Been There...
Final score:
99points
have a cow, man🤪 4 years ago
cookies? yay cookies! *unscrews lid* #*#@ this #*#@!^& world!!!!!!!!!!!
Marvin HeartofGold 4 years ago
I actually bought a tin of danish butter cookies a week ago and my son walks in and goes "Why's there a sewing kit in the kitchen?" 🤣Like when have I ever sewn??
Sarah Louise Cashman née Bartlett 4 years ago
Which is why I never ever use a old cookie/biscuit/chocolate tin for anything else: the disappointment of this ⬆️ Is just too much too bear...
Diane Aguilar 3 years ago
I think we can all identify with the Royal Dansk line of sewing equipment containers that legend states once came filled with cookies.
#8
Overestimating The Fairy Lights Cable Length
Final score:
86points
Michelle Brandt 5 years ago
OMG this is my husband every year. We have evolved to 600 lights on an 8ft tree. It's very bright in my living room :)
#9
Punching Bauble
Final score:
85points
Zophra 4 years ago
2 new kittens... we only used plastic balls on the tree this year. They are ALL OVER the house. How did one end up upstairs?
Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago
I have a kitten, and he has already destroyed the bottom half of our tree.
#10
Bad Secret Santa Gifts
Final score:
79points
Connie Martin 4 years ago
I had one once and loved it! It got lost somehow and I've never found a replacement. So sad
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D. Pitbull 4 years ago
I do believe the Toilet Paper would be a very coveted gift this year...
Night Owl 4 years ago
Well, better than no gifts at all. Not sure what the hand is for and I'm not a slinky fan (Lula can have that one) but I'd take the rest
M O'Connell 4 years ago
I honestly would not mind being gifted plastic hangers (preferably used ones).
Marvin HeartofGold 4 years ago
Whatever I got my teen a slinky and he sat there for an hour passing it between his hands. Now my youngest is jealous and I have to go out to find one for him tomorrow. Slinky's are still cool.
#11
Hipster Snowman
Final score:
78points
#12
Ridiculous Luxury Advent Calendars
Final score:
71points
Billy The Kid 5 years ago
Only sold in Hamleys. I know this because I got one for my grandkids.
#13
Missile-Tow
Final score:
67points
#14
Lapland
Final score:
62points
#15
Bar Humbug
Final score:
61points
#16
Santa's Sacking
Final score:
59points
#17
No L
Final score:
58points
#18
Donner Kebab
Final score:
56points
Meyer Weinstock 4 years ago
That's good. -from a descendent of the Donners
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#19
Picking Up The Christmas Tree
Final score:
54points
#20
There’s Always A Cheater At Cracker Pulling
Final score:
51points
N G 4 years ago
Christmas crackers. A cardboard tube covered in paper. Inside is a small firecracker type strip (makes the "crack" sound when pulled), a paper crown, a very crap joke and a trinket like a bottle opener keychain or mini deck of cards (in the mid range, in the budget range you'd get a plastic jumping frog and a mini screwdriver). Example cracker joke: Who delivers presents to cats? Santa Paws!
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#21
Elf Checkout
Final score:
49points
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What do you think ?
Danielle Wigger 5 years ago
they were pretty funny to think about it this way! keep up the great work!
Danielle Wigger 5 years ago
they were pretty funny to think about it this way! keep up the great work!
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