43 Funny Tweets That Will Make Feminists Laugh

Strictly speaking, we belong in the fridge then...

In part I blame religion and it's insistence on gender roles. Old Biblical gender roles are of this kind, where the woman aren't supposed to have agency of their own, so when dealing with bad consequences like this, the onus is put more heavily on the girl or woman than the boy or man. In this way there's a weird dichotomy of "Women aren't good/smart enough to do things themselves" and "men don't have control over their own natural impulses, therefore women shouldn't tempt them, whether it be by actually asking for sex, or just leaving a bit of skin uncovered, lest they can't control themselves." Really, it's stupid and horrible for everyone.

now that will change history

I don't want men or women to smile at me. Makes me think they're up to something.

This was hilarious!!! 😂😂😂😂

I disagree. The cat is actually practicing a useful skill!

Are you listening, Donald?

wow, the comments on this tweet are a whole mess...

Oh wow...XD

Feminists. We don't laugh.

Ouch ha ha.

Would that not apply to all people at any age?

There we go, THAT'S a funny joke!

This reminds me of a TV show once. It was about films. We had a group of certain respected people talking about and analysing a few different titles in an entertaining way in each episode. Once, a woman in the group said she didn't like romantic commedies because they are too unrealistic. When asked what genre she likes then, she answered - "I like action films." Me: *facepalm*

I can only presume this is said by men who don't like their moms?

I would say this is a*****e speak for " I messed up bad and did something wrong BUT IT'S TOTALLY HER FAULT"

Saying you won't date a feminist doesn't actually touch feminists the way you'd expect it anyway....

Aw damn, they are real, and they're douchey frat bros!

That varies WILDLY depending on time and location. See 17th Century Turkey: http://archive.aramcoworld.com/issue/200703/the.skill.of.the.two.hands.htm Certainly there were issues with women having to be sequestered in their homes, but by no means was it not taken seriously everywhere.

Ah, the romance<3

Oh no, not the straw man!

For my next piece, I'll do it while cooking dinner and answering questions about where your socks are...

Well, that's considerably different, since Thor is an established character with a gender, not a job. I'm not a comic nerd whatsoever, but I am an old mythology nerd. If you're going to make a character with a fluid gender, choose Loki.

Have you seen Men's Health? It's like the men's version of Cosmo. Super weird and patronizing.

them c***s are never satisfied

I remember that episode!

"Velveteen Women" That sounds like a really cool girlsclub, I'd mos def join!

Exactly

All the 5'4, poor, moped riding, pale boys must be taken.

What does your age have anything to do with it?

SIOBHAN!!!! FROM COLLEGEHUMOR!!! YOU ARE AWESOME

Ran out of characters?

that first sentence makes absolutely no sense

Yaoi hands.

I don;t get the f*****g joke

That'd make it hard to run far away.

This is true...

Mmmh.... I'm a woman and a feminist too, but this joke kinda fails as "do you consider yourself a feminist" doesn't sound like a natural way to ask it, or it really sounds like a not a nice person. If it was "tell me what you think about feminisn", or someting on that line, it would have sounded better.

I think you're talking about trolls and misogynists. ESPECIALLY trolls.

Like what? You didn’t even give examples.

Boom! That was using the EXACT same way mysogonists talks about women, and turning it right around. Precisely. Sounds horrible THAT way, doesn't it anti-feminists? :J

Are you implying that U2 doesn't get any s**t for being U2? Bono wears sunglasses because he has glaucoma and people STILL call him out for looking like a douche!

Telling by your profile pic, Sarcastic Feminist... You’re a pussy...

What? Just in case your hair elastic breaks? I feel like a child not understanding sex jokes.