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3.6M People Follow This FB Page For Its Funny Memes And These 50 Are Hilariously Weird (New Pics)
The internet is full of memes. Some are clever, some are strange, and some hit you right in the soul. But the content coming from the Facebook group WEIRD MEME is difficult to label.
Yes, the name is written in all caps and comes at you like a rude yell, but this community is a goldmine for those who are chronically online and hard to please or surprise. It's unhinged, chaotic, and oddly relatable.
If you're into deep-fried nonsense, WEIRD MEME has you covered.
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Susan Teter 5 months ago (edited)
I LOVE me a mood ring! If it's blue, I'm happy. If it's green, I'm excited. And if I'm mad, it leaves a red mark on your forehead where I hit you with it!
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Jrog 5 months ago
Ah yes, clearly the issue isn't that hematite (and its synthetic cousin hematine—more on that in a moment) is notoriously sensitive to skin acids, heat, and salts, which render it even more fragile than it already is. No, of course—let’s blame it on "negative energy." Incidentally, that’s not even natural hematite. It’s hematine, a synthetic variant typically manufactured on the cheap -often from mixed iron scrap- in low-tech labs in South America. As a result, it’s riddled with inclusions and crystallization defects, making it even more brittle than the real thing. But new age idiots would believe anything over proper science...
somnomania (she/her, queer) 5 months ago
never had any issues with jewelry that has hematite beads and is decades old at this point, i had no idea
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Space Invader 5 months ago
And that's why you should only buy quality goods from renowned makers like Celebrimbor!
If some of these pictures annoy you with their lack of meaning, I get it. Peter Gärdenfors, Ph.D., who is a professor of cognitive science at Lund University, Sweden, says humans are meaning-seeking animals.
"We have an unquenchable desire to understand how the world is connected. All cultures have myths and stories about how the universe was created and who has power over natural phenomena," he says. "In our modern world, we also have scientific theories about the factors that govern different types of processes. All humans, at some point, ponder the meaning of life."
"Psychologists talk about the will to power and the will to pleasure. But the will to meaning is at least as strong. In his book, Man's Search for Meaning, the physician and author Viktor Frankl writes, 'Man's search for meaning is the primary motivation in his life and not a 'secondary rationalization' of instinctual drives. The meaning is unique and specific in that it must and can be fulfilled by him alone, only then does it achieve a significance which will satisfy his own will to meaning.'"
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featherytoad 5 months ago (edited)
Yes, just don't plop your sauce on top of a mound of pasta. That's why your sauce leaves all that water on the bottom of your plate if you use the jarred stuff. I don't actually add the starchy water. I drain my pasta in a colander for like one second and put it back in the pot, and then add the sauce in on low heat and toss and toss until it thickens. Salt your water too.
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Hotwingsnbeer 5 months ago
I agree. It's great when someone takes the time to teach you a useful fact.
Eugenia 🇮🇹🤌 5 months ago (edited)
Actually we do not. We like our sauces "dry", not watery. We drain pasta very well after cooking before putting it in the pan with the sauce we've been making and sautèe it a bit. We never put plain pasta in the dish and then top it with sauce. Sometimes we "fish" pasta out of the pot where it is boiling, let it drip a bit and put it in the sauce on low heath to finish cooking. We have a special big spoon with "teeths" for this operation
Jrog 5 months ago
This is mostly correct. Except some sauces definitely require hot starchy water. Cacio & pepe, carbonara, gricia... they need the hot water to melt the cheese and the starch to bind the fat of the cheese with water.
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Graham Berry 5 months ago
Don't know about the oil but starch all on its own will help thicken a sauce.
somnomania (she/her, queer) 5 months ago
this is the first i'm hearing of putting pasta water in the sauce, but i also almost never eat spaghetti. my dad eats it, but also practically purees the pasta, so this is irrelevant for his purposes.
tarryn norwich 5 months ago
Probably because otherwise my Great Nonni & the rest of the ancestors will come down and bea t me with a wooden spoon ;D
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Bill Swallow 5 months ago
"Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends." (tweaks nose)
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Growing up I lived in a town called Sandwich. In roughly 1998-99, my younger cousin wrote me a letter, with my address in Sand Witch. 😂
Emma B B 5 months ago
Sandwich in Kent, UK? If so, I grew up in mongeham!
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Geoffrey Scott 5 months ago
Hope I remember this when we go to SC. Love to do a Dad joke on my grandson.
Lynette Devries 5 months ago
The word sandwitch actually was derived by an Earl named Sandwitch
So why do we search for meaning in virtually everything we do? To answer this, Gärdenfors says, we must understand why the human brain is built to search for connections even in the most random places.
"No other animals worry about meaning. So why must humans? If you want to follow Darwin and see humans as biological beings and a product of evolution, then our need for meaning has probably increased our chances of survival ... [But] reducing one of humanity's most profound qualities to counting the prizes in the evolutionary lottery may seem dry."
"Questions of meaning seem to be outside the domain of biology. In the modern debate, there is a conflict between, on the one hand, 'biologists' who argue that the causes of human behavior lie in the biological substrate and, on the other hand, 'humanists' who argue that it is culture and the search for meaning within culture that are the primary causes of human action," the professor explains.
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Mrs Irish Mom 5 months ago
I'm sure lots of my calls were used as I tried to cancel sky tv four different times and they kept telling me I couldn't, I lost my temper atleast once
Lotekguy 5 months ago (edited)
And how many of those answering menus have actually recently changed??
Bananaramamama 5 months ago
I still just repeat the words "customer service" or "help" until I get a person :)
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Tai Dallen 5 months ago
As someone who has worked in a call center, yes your calls are listened to. Either they're listened to live (kind of rare), or they're listened to if it's bad. If it's a company that sends surveys (either via calls or email) and you say 'no' to any of it, or just rate the call low, the call will be listened to by the agent and the supervisor.
TotallyNOTAFox 5 months ago
I hope the ones I had with a scammer company calling me 5 times a day got played for their new employees - Especially the one where I promised that any snuff video would look like a Teletubby episode in comparison to the crime scene their office will be if they don't stop calling
Apatheist Account2 5 months ago
As someone who worked with a market research call centre - I can confirm that they were. A supervisor would listen to 5% or 10% of calls, and at least one per interviewer in order to do an appraisal. We also did a survey related to benefit claims, and the client received a recorded call from each interviewer who worked on the survey during the month. I selected a cross section of good and bad calls, geography, and satisfied and dissatisfied customers, and they were used for feedback to the interviewers - so if they're doing their jobs properly, this should be happening.
Shelley Dawson 5 months ago
I can assure you, any reputable, well organised call centre and valuable brand will review calls. A random selection is made by a supervisor who listens to the call and grades it.
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WalterWhiteSavannah 5 months ago
Back when I was at the radio station we'd go up in a Cessna and do traffic reports. The one pilot always let my fly and asked if I knew anyone who lived outta town so we could go do a low flyover. I was like heck yeah I do. I didn't even have to say anything, my friend just messaged me like wtf this plane just flew right over my roof! And I was all that was me!" Hahaha
The Darkest Timeline 5 months ago
After takeoff, you can return devices to normal function
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Rali Meyer 5 months ago
I had Lufthansa on the line once, and told them the same every 90 seconds. Near Frankfurt...
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somnomania (she/her, queer) 5 months ago
there are not, you can see the arch of her right foot very clearly
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jjdubs W 5 months ago
I'm just hoping it's a clarinet and not an oboe. (Yes, she does have shoes, though they are light colored.)
somnomania (she/her, queer) 5 months ago
there are not shoes, you can see the arch of her right foot very clearly
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Bi.Felicia 5 months ago
I can relate and hopefully I will be doing something very similar in the near future.
R1MV4Superleggera 5 months ago
C'mon! Everyone knows that a "Scooby" STi is something especial! Just like a GTR or an Evo! (yeah! One of my workers has an FQ400 and I like it,, even tho I own and drive a Nismo GTR)
Miomirko Buhtlić 5 months ago
Whoever took a photo was eating chips and staring at his neighbor for at least 15 minutes.
Gärdenfors himself believes our unique meaning-seeking predisposition derives from the fact that we are the only animal that can plan for the distant future and not just for our present needs.
"For this, we need some long-term goal to motivate us to think about future consequences and not just live for the moment. As a species, we have now reached the point where our existence is fundamentally determined by these ideas—we are obsessed with thoughts of the future," he says.
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Shoopyfloop Roundbird 5 months ago
Wait.. you have to clean birdhouses? Do the birds come back after that? These are real questions. Please with the education.
Bananaramamama 5 months ago (edited)
I can actually tell you I researched this two years ago and the answer is...it depends on the bird species! Many song birds build and abandon their nest every breeding seasons. They specifically build new ones to reduce the risk of parasites, so essentially they are creating a more sanitized environment for a new brood. They will revisit familiar structures like birdhouses or bird boxes but if they aren't "empty" they will move on. Larger birds (eagles, egrets, hawks, etc..) will re-use nests but theirs are usually build in larger secluded trees and higher structures so a smaller risk of parasites and bugs. They will also use those nests for personal sleeping and safety. Smaller birds have the luxury of finding random places to sleep when they aren't breeding and laying
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Bananaramamama 5 months ago
I usually joke with clients or associates that can't recall my name and express embarrassment that "I will answer to anything that isn't obscene" to just ease any awkwardness. I have an elderly client who took that very literally and occasionally had called me "Ms. Not Obscene".
QijianSanek 5 months ago
There is a very fine line between transphobic jokes and funny jokes. This is funny
Joanne Mendonza-Earle 5 months ago
I would love to post this on my FB cause this is me but I might get accused of making fun of others.
QijianSanek 5 months ago
Don't worry, im trans and am easily offended and this is fine
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Hotwingsnbeer 5 months ago
Every black person ever 😂 I say that because I recently read an article where a black woman from 10,000 years ago and their closest guess of age was between 35 and 65 years old. It really is fascinating how certain people tend to age so slowly
Lyoness 5 months ago (edited)
Apparently it's a combination of bone density (higher in Black people and therefore doesn't break down as quickly as in Caucasians, for example) and the level of melanin in the skin (darker skin means better protection from the sun). Pretty cool: https://www.essence.com/beauty/researchers-found-why-black-people-look-younger/ Edit for capitalisation.
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HardBoiledBlonde 5 months ago
"Black don't crack", said my secretary to me when I complemented her gorgeous complexion. She also said she used vaseline as a moisturizer.
Abel 5 months ago
Wich one? "Deep Impact" or "Olympus has Fallen"? I prefer the first one.
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Bananaramamama 5 months ago
My stepmother is black...I'm so white I get a sunburn from opening the oven...she literally beats me in the wrinkle and skin spot area
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Rali Meyer 5 months ago
true, even "our" Coloureds (own race in southern Africa) don't seem to age!
Brandi VanSteenwyk 5 months ago
The perfect explanation for the phrase "Black DON'T Crack!!" Ain't that the truth?!?!?
When animals and humans plan for their daily needs, Gärdenfors says, the goals are proximate and their value is more or less obvious, but when our plans span over long periods of time, the goal becomes distant. It may not even exist or be of an unknown kind, and its value is much more uncertain.
"In such situations, we need more overarching values—moral, religious, ideological—to give meaning to the planning enterprise," he explains.
"In other words, the need for meaning comes from the uniquely human capacity for foresight."
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Falafal salad 5 months ago
Don’t worry, it doesn’t actually have a chimney on its head.
Load More Replies... Tucker Cahooter 5 months ago
My hopes, dreams and optimism died within the first few days of my working life
Shelley Dawson 5 months ago
If ever you go to Egypt, you'll see horses attached to cards, and they look as miserable and emaciated as this poor animal.
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Auntriarch 5 months ago
I bought my dog one of those. He just stood and looked at it like I'd shat in his handbag.
Rali Meyer 5 months ago
The ball's teeth are fitted to a gimbal stabilizer to keep them upright
Joanne Mendonza-Earle 5 months ago
If they pick it up right and 9 times out of 10 they don't. lol
Vicki Perizzolo 5 months ago
Mine loves his glow in the dark chucker ball. He has 5 but 1 is a definite fave
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Cip IESAN 5 months ago
He is still a great guy, I know him well since 1470. Yes, I'm Romanian too.
Ellinor 5 months ago (edited)
And Chucky (even if he's a psychopath serial killer) respect his genderfluid kid's pronouns. They are villains, not monsters.
BeesEelsAndPups 5 months ago
It is like Zangeev says "just because you are bad guy, does not mean you are bad GUY."
Load More Replies... tresgatos72 5 months ago
Actually, Vlad honed his torturing skills on the poor rats in his prison cell.
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Michael Largey 5 months ago
They save money by not buying non-essential items - mirrors, garlic, sun screen, anything silver, ...
But what does all of this have to do with memes? Well, like I mentioned earlier, don’t worry if you’re annoyed by not seeing meaning here because that’s sort of the point with these kinds of lists. Weird memes, especially the ones that feel completely absurd, are sort of an exercise in our need to find meaning where there might be none. They exploit our pattern-seeking brains, forcing us to search for connections, punchlines, or some other hazy "truths." A puzzle.
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geezeronthehill 5 months ago
To stop being stared at by a teenage mutant ninja turtle, please return your steering wheel to the upright position. (The way it looked in our design drawings.)
Brandi VanSteenwyk 5 months ago
I just lost my SH*T and gaffawed aloud. Too cute and unexpected.
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 5 months ago
Love it. And if I ever choose to crawl into that state of existence again, I will likely steal the joke.
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 5 months ago
There are so many PERFECT phrases to credit this meme star with...
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Witch with a B 5 months ago
My husband and I were just talking about this today. Shouldn't it be my choice to have a weak password? I need to be able to remember it.
Parmeisan 5 months ago
Pro-tip, one way to make a relatively memorable password that passes most checks is to turn it into a phrase with a number. Use a symbol between words. So like "7+sleepy+dwarves" or "42-nerdy-towels" or "everyone:hates:this:1:simple:trick"
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The Majestic Opossum 5 months ago
I was thinking the same thing! Driving home at 4am passing rush hour traffic coming in is WILD!
Load More Replies... somnomania (she/her, queer) 5 months ago
i'm not even at that park, i'm at home going to bed at noon and then waking up at 5am because i'm disabled and can't work and am non-24 along with my mom
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SpiderWoman13 5 months ago
Is the thread gay? Cause a straight thread would LOVE this...
Load More Replies... somnomania (she/her, queer) 5 months ago
and all i know about iphones (besides the fact that they're too expensive) is that they break if you look at them wrong, or so i've heard
Brandi VanSteenwyk 5 months ago
Thank God they are at the cell phone counter. Next they will be hitting up the Young Women's department.
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Undercover 5 months ago
One of the best moments of my life was when I visited an animal park and a group of hungry piglets ran towrds me for treats 🥰🥰🥰
Rali Meyer 5 months ago (edited)
yeah, like the hippo which attacks you just because it hates you!
Lyoness 5 months ago
You see this with moose too. Sometimes they attack humans just because we're there: https://www.wildlifexteam.com/about/blog/moose-the-unexpected-giant-that-poses-a-serious-threat-to-humans.html
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Crystalwitch60 5 months ago
No the second one is , it’s nothing personal but I’ve got babies and your a threat to them ,so I’m gonna chase u n catch you till you ain’t no threat !! Typical bovine attitude 😂( farm lass lol )
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Bi.Felicia 5 months ago
You weren't lying. So I just remembered that I need to be somewhere...
Abel 5 months ago
A half lemon, three of six pack of beers, a half-eaten dinner, a suspicious half-drink milk tetrabrick. My fridge sometimes represents my mid...half-life crisis. How am I still alive?
Lyoness 5 months ago
You've clearly been avoiding sodium. See what I did there?
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 5 months ago
Fun with science. Sodium (Na) explodes when it touches water. Chlorine (Cl) is a poisonous gas. Put then together (NaCl) and you get salt.
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E Menendez 5 months ago
Technically when you inhale it, it goes past your tongue. You are not actively licking, but it lands on your tongue.
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Bartlet for world domination 5 months ago
Missed opportunity! "Yes, you can" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3pyCGnZzYA
Snackmachine 5 months ago
Omg my immediate response was to start singing this
Load More Replies... Boris Long-Johnson 5 months ago
I wouldn’t recommend licking Calcium tbh https://youtu.be/i-rFsFwdkTU?si=hMmr5oZyl6jzBDLW
Bruce Mardle 5 months ago
When I was in a high school chemistry lesson, the teacher got a piece of calcium stuck to his finger. He put his finger in a stream of water. Judging by his yelp, it must have briefly got very hot.
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A dude who likes to drum 5 months ago
I mean it won’t k**l you probably, just really bad radiation poisoning
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Charity Angel 5 months ago
I mean, you *can*. You're absolutely free to if you want to. I'd say no one is stopping you, but generally governments tend to frown upon its availability to the general public.
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OnlySometimes 5 months ago
Interesting that the most toxic non-radioactive element is only a red.
Charity Angel 5 months ago
Depends on how much of it you manage to ingest with your lick. A tiny amount probably won't k**l you
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Nosirrow 5 months ago
I asked my GP for sth to calm my nerves. She prescribed me a psychiatric d**g that's also used for allergies. I thought about this very post. Instead of taking the risk, I watched ER.
Bret Sander 5 months ago
If you mean hydroxyzine, it was an old school antihistamine first. The calming effect was observed later. It's also the choice of antihistamine for heart patients, as hydroxyzine is a vasodilator, while diphenhydramine (Benadryl) is a vasoconstrictor.
Load More Replies... somnomania (she/her, queer) 5 months ago
experts are now saying what my old GP told me ages ago, which is that benadryl should not be used as a sleep aid, because it builds up in the system and keeps your brain from functioning properly. for acute allergies, however, it does still work.
Doug Moyer 5 months ago
Benadryl not only keeps me awake, it also puts me in a state of full-on vibration. I can't even close my eyes - they just pop right open immediately. It is the worst experience. Exhausted and vibrating.
somnomania (she/her, queer) 5 months ago
i have a friend who has this happen. try melatonin instead, and NOT the huge quantities they're sold in. i take 1mg a night and it's usually enough to knock me out within about five minutes.
Load More Replies... somnomania (she/her, queer) 5 months ago
not me, it always knocked me out pretty quickly, until i learned it shouldn't be used as a sleep aid
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Robert Beveridge 5 months ago
Cyclobenzaprene is the same way. Your muscles can't ache if you're out cold.
Charity Angel 5 months ago
Ooh, a paradoxical allergy. They're such fun. (/S) (That's the proper name, btw - you probably know that, but others might not. Being allergic to something that's supposed to treat allergies, or inhalers making asthma worse - things that do the exact opposite of what they're supposed to)
Load More Replies... somnomania (she/her, queer) 5 months ago
try melatonin, in small amounts (1mg, especially if you aren't used to it). puts me out in about five minutes
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Rick Murray 5 months ago
As a Brit, I find that offensive. Whoever served that nastiness is the one that needs to apologise.
DC 5 months ago
The beans look somewhat decent. That's because they're canned, and you can't really make them wrong anymore, if bought so, but still ... the beans look as if one could eat them without much to regret. The rest ... nah. French bun and some sausage that even a vegan understands looks worse than usual, ... you're right, there's a severe punishment being due!
Load More Replies... Alison Hobbs 5 months ago
Where on earth did you go for food? Nowhere in the UK would serve that to you unless that's what you asked for!
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Forrest Hobbs 5 months ago
Bosnia's sole port, Neum, says yes you can: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neum
Janissary35680 5 months ago
The reasons are complex and typically Balkan: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neum#History
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Bi.Felicia 5 months ago (edited)
We are open/open are we/we open are/ Are we open/are open we/open we are
QuincyForrest 5 months ago
Punctuation, punctuation, punctuation. Usually settles the question. Period, question?
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Talis 5 months ago
OK, I first thought that that's a "real" stick of dynamite instead of a printed shirt... Made the comic quite confusing.
Geoffrey Scott 5 months ago (edited)
My thing, on my walks, is raising my arms in a shrug and saying "what?" to all the dogs barking at me. Always get a wag.
Rali Meyer 5 months ago
It's actually Lefty from Sesame Street with a mask trying to sell dynamite
Crystalwitch60 5 months ago
In uk we ain’t allowed to use them ! Cos it makes home insurance invalid , as it states basically you have a dangerous dog ! I just use plz keep goats closed dogs loose lol even when they aren’t allowed in front garden off lead lmao but this one is funny
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SpiderWoman13 5 months ago
Let another vehicle get between -- and deal with the problem. PROBLEM SOLVED.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 5 months ago (edited)
If I understand the truck's sign's meaning, then I don't understand the truck's sign's meaning.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 5 months ago
May have been a passenger taking the pic
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Cuppa tea? 5 months ago
That explains why Swedes put banana on pizza. Originally they wanted pineapple, but things got lost in translation.
Saint_Zipcodus 5 months ago
What would you think if you learned that in Indonesian, the word for Ananas is Nanas...?
Forrest Hobbs 5 months ago
"ananas" or similar means "pineapple" in *lots* of languages. More here: https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/134659/why-is-pineapple-in-english-but-ananas-in-all-other-languages and here: https://lexiglobe.com/pineapple-in-different-languages/
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Tom Nagel 5 months ago
If someone is going to cook for you you should be willing to help clean afterwards.
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Der Kommissar 5 months ago (edited)
My insurance agent to me; Do you smoke marijuana? If you do, still say "no". (true story)
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Bethany Van Der Kaaden 5 months ago
The angle doesn’t line up though? If it was the person with the hood up then the first photo would be from the opposite direction
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Kenny Kulbiski 5 months ago
Trouble is, he can see them and I can't. He just stares at them and I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
somnomania (she/her, queer) 5 months ago
i can't sleep with animals in my room, but i make up for this by not having an under-the-bed and also by being safe in my home
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somnomania (she/her, queer) 5 months ago
there's no room on my bed for clothes, since i'm nearly always in it. instead i have the "able to wear again" pile in my bathroom
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Nikki Sevven 5 months ago
She's too busy causing a worldwide butter crisis. Sheesh.
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Karen Reedy 5 months ago
This is something hubby would totally do. After 20 years together, I just smile, roll my eyes and ask, "is there a bigger idiot than you?" He revels in his status as #1 lol.
R1MV4Superleggera 5 months ago
Uh-oh! Someone is playing with fire! Sofa better be comfortable if she catches him
somnomania (she/her, queer) 5 months ago
a plate of fries in front of her and she's putting butter on bread
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R1MV4Superleggera 5 months ago
I wonder, how many people lost their lives assembling all that rubbish chinese made products these days? I saw a documentary no long ago about a LOT of slaves...er, I'm sorry! "workers" (including children)in those factories in that awful country, dying of cancer for handling and breathing extremely dangerous chemicals and lots of those were for cleaning screens. Pretty sure same is happening at nike
Geoffrey Scott 5 months ago
Well...good luck trying to avoid it. I agree. Here in the US "we" have determined farmworkers, slaughterhouse workers and housekeeping staff may have a bit more value than "we" thought. As for underage workers, them slaughterhouses won't sanitize themselves. Bunch of clowns in charge didn't think 2 steps ahead....huh!
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somnomania (she/her, queer) 5 months ago
apple used to make good stuff, and then they started making bad design choices in the operating systems, and i realized i was spending more time in windows through boot camp (which allows one to load into a windows install on an apple computer) to play games, and pc laptops were far cheaper anyway. i'm glad i left, their support forums went in the toilet, nothing you buy from the itunes store is actually owned by you (RIP to the many albums i bought back in the day that are non-transferrable), and now they're doing things with laptops like custom stepped batteries and no fans. also i hear iphones break (physically) if you look at them wrong. i think a lot of apple software is still the best for video editing and some art things, though.
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Oerff On Tour 5 months ago
Shaun The Sheep was good, but Shaun Of The Dead was better
Load More Replies... The Majestic Opossum 5 months ago
It's a solid plan. Has been working for me the last year 🤷🏽♀️
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Celtic Pirate Queen 5 months ago
When I get asked that question, I usually answer with something like, "Shoveling snow in the driveway. What does it look like I'm doing?" I'm quite thankful for my sarcastic parents.
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Doug Moyer 5 months ago
Since there are tons of shots that are variants of this, I assume that it is just a thing we're joking on now, and not actually a real Uber driver (or whatever gig). You don't have any way to get an Uber driver's phone number unless they give it to you while driving.
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PiAnisum 5 months ago
I would totally do this, too! I also fell for a fake waffle cone in a café. It was part of a plate poking out and painted in highly realistic colors. The icecream was arranged in a way that it looked like a perfectly valid arrangment. I lowered my head to take a full bite and didn't think of touching it first to make sure it's actually a waffle cone. D**n, that sound of my teeth on the porcelain really is burned in my memory. Also the weird taste and the look of everyone around in the café staring at me. Apparently I was the first one to ever try to eat the plate. And yes, this is one of the scenes from my life my brain is pulling out at 3 a.m. when I can't sleep.
Bored Birgit 5 months ago
Thank you, I enjoyed your vivid experience and had a good laugh!
Load More Replies... Geoffrey Scott 5 months ago (edited)
A friend of my wife's gave her some glow in the dark plastic...rocks? I told her to call her up and tell her those Skittles she gave us tasted terrible and were not chewy at ALL. "Well, they aren't edible".."you can say THAT again". She was horrified, we both giggled.
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Norm Gilmore 5 months ago
I draw the line at this one though... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu
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Rali Meyer 5 months ago
true, but can't you see: the graph started in 1906 ;-)
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Saint_Zipcodus 5 months ago
TIL I learned you can hear the sentence "This is evil" in your own head in completely different tones at the same time XD
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keyboardtek 5 months ago
A little daily exercise would go a long way towards changing that attitude.
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Crystalwitch60 5 months ago
Or dogs as I’ve done always got dogs lol but this would be me. I’m housebound n 60 n I’d defo would never use online dating eugh 😂
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R1MV4Superleggera 5 months ago
So that's the excuse for BMW, Audi, Mercedes and the worst offenders of them all, Tesla drivers?
Rali Meyer 5 months ago
if I have a painful driver in Front of me, I indicate after it turned. They seem to watch their mirrors, checking what my next move is
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tresgatos72 5 months ago
I'd like to see an American football player wearing this in a game. 😆
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MReneeS25 5 months ago
The reason is that cooking the tomato renders down the stuff that makes one person have an allergic reaction. I hate tomatoes, always have and refused to eat sauce until I was in my late teens. I found out I was highly allergic in 2008. But they explained that I can eat sauce due to whatever it was they explained. I will have pizza ever now and again with. No reaction but if I have a salad and there is so much as a tomato seed left in it and they say they made an entirely new salad and don’t. I will have a reaction with in minutes and I know almost immediately. So this is actually a true statement
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Jeremy James 5 months ago
Did anyone else read this as, "me reacting to a [redacted] my face meme," and think, "What's a MyFace?"
Talis 5 months ago
My guess: You find the meme funny, but as you're used to scrolling through the memes while being alone, you don't show a real facial response.
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Nosirrow 5 months ago
To me, it's the four musicians ending a song, saying goodbye, then resuming playing.
Kitty 🥀 5 months ago
Or the elderly first class couple holding each other in their arms on the bed in their room. 😢
Load More Replies... Eugenia 🇮🇹🤌 5 months ago
As somebody pointed out, when you think there's no hope just remember there were lobsters in the Titanic's kitchen tanks
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Data1001 5 months ago
I've seen a lot of people mention that they set multiple alarms in the morning, and I keep wondering -- does nobody use snooze?
Shoopyfloop Roundbird 5 months ago
Yes but i have a back up alarm just in case i accidentally turn the alarm off instead of hit snooze. It happenes sometimes. And we all know the deepest sleep in the world comes from that shut off.
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Cip IESAN 5 months ago
It looks like a fake to me: usually, Deep Purple fans are smarter than that.
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R1MV4Superleggera 5 months ago
I ride Sportbikes and you'll never, ever see me doing that utter c**p on the road! Is not worth it! Take it to the track lads!
Forrest Hobbs 5 months ago (edited)
I'm of the opinion that filtering (lane splitting in the US, AIUI) between moving vehicles can be done moderately safely *IF* you know what you're doing and fully understand how the traffic flows through long experience riding in that part of the world, but filtering between two trucks is su!cidal insanity. The truck drivers are assuming there's no-one in the gap, and I'd guess that the air turbulence in the gap is horrendous.
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Crystalwitch60 5 months ago
Mine don’t get chance to go rotten lol cos if we don’t eat em I store em n plant em free spuds for life !,
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My grandma stored apples, potatoes and onions in the various dark cellars. Then the occasional fresh bread, margarine and jam. Food for winter
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R1MV4Superleggera 5 months ago
Pfff! Try at work! In my case, if, IF I managed to avoid security and the CCTV, trying to sneak out of me and my brother factory, I had to deal with the Judas of my workers! Because I they see me,, they immediately call my little brother 😠
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Beak Hookage 5 months ago (edited)
This is one of the most Emo things I've seen since the 2000s.
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Caffeinated Ape 5 months ago
Hah! I was just thinking "is this what the Asylum looks like"?
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Geoffrey Scott 5 months ago
I'm quite sure that is actually Bored Panda staff after I log off.
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"Quantum Mechanic: We fixed and didn't fix your car. You won't know until you look."
Charity Angel 5 months ago
Thought these were supposed to be memes, not just random screenshots?
Janissary35680 5 months ago
"Quantum Mechanic: We fixed and didn't fix your car. You won't know until you look."
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