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This Guy Won’t Stop Trolling His Neighborhood With Fake Posters, And People Can’t Stop Laughing
With social media taking over the world, physical ads are slowly becoming a relic of the past. After all, it's much easier to advertise on Craigslist or Facebook than have to design, print out, and put up posters in the streets. However, online entertainers Alan Wagner and Sydney Marquez snatched the opportunity to transform the fading trend into funny posters for every kind of business.
They create bizarre yet hilariously funny signs for various weird products and services. "I knew I wasn’t sassy enough to make traditional funny memes. So I came up with the idea to make absurd stuff [...] and act as though I just found it on the street." Alan told Bored Panda. "They’re inspired by anything I see or anything I might be thinking about. [Also] as someone who’s struggled with mental illness and never felt like they’ve fit in with what was considered “normal”, I want to attack normal" he elaborated on what inspired these dark humor-filled posters. And judging by the missing contact number papers, some people do seem to need those services advertised in the clever ads. Scroll down below to see them for yourself and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites!
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Molly Block 7 years ago
OMG, the websites on the posters? They are ALL real! This URL takes you to a page full of photos of the bird, AND a video message from his daughter! :-D
DancingToMyself 7 years ago
Hahahaa, thx for telling us! :) OMG so funny!
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Happiness is Hippo 7 years ago
Who keeps down voting you? I think you’re funny anyway, Bus Lady!
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Claire A. 7 years ago
Uh yes! The video of the daughter complaining about the bird....amazing.
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Grumble O'Pug 7 years ago
I once saw a flock of pigeons kick a flock of crows collective buns over a slice of pizza. (I know, murder of crows...they were outclassed)
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Shinomi Chan 4 years ago
Oh yeah I kinda have a similar problem, except I don't have a hot tub, it's more of a sink, and instead of 5 days it was more like five minutes, and instead of a man it was my cat... But I SWEAR I saw his eyes glow red that one time. Spoooooky.
Ace Zeigler 5 years ago
Omg that area code is the parish (county) over from where I live I hope someone calls it
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Cassie 7 years ago
This is such a common mistake these days, but I still cringe every time I see "should of". It's should've or should have!
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Mikyla McEwen 7 years ago
I thought it had a goddamn arrow in its side. Find out it’s just the staple
Eva Tóthová 7 years ago
the best is that staple in horse's belly. i thought it is actual part of a picture :D
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Elegant Vandalism 7 years ago
Please don't do it nude... I don't want to see your 'exhaust pipe'....
Carol Harrison 7 years ago
Did anyone else immediately get on the floor and try to look like a car?
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Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
If I am not mistaken , the buffed one is Mariusz Pudzianowski from Poland, who is a strongman and won several prizes including the best strongman in the world (5 times). Privately he is a very nice guy with a great sense of humour and a huge deidcation to charity. Don't judge book by the cover ;)
athornedrose 7 years ago
i love the combination of challenges. those are exactly how i will measure all men from now on
Łukasz Markuszewski 7 years ago
Oh my god there is the Mariusz Pudzianowski from Poland on the left :D
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Michael Bradley 7 years ago
He has been called the songbird of his generation by those who have heard him.
Shinomi Chan 4 years ago
Well as long as he pays me... Though if I get bored, I might start reading? But like dw pal toootally listening to your beautiful singing as well.
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PeachPossum 7 years ago
If he plays it as badly as he spells it, the wife should take the dog and leave.
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Gale Greenleaf 7 years ago
The trobmone is very difficult to learn...you will have to give me 2 cats and a kangaroo.
Charlotte Bayer 7 years ago
Trombone, no, trobmone on the other hand? Thats the ticket.
Load More Replies... Shinomi Chan 4 years ago
I mean hey, I don't know how to play Trombone either, but I'd sure as heck try and learn it with ya if I get a dog!
Ethan Lewis 5 years ago
I to would believe my spouse is failing me if your trading a dog for playing the trombone.
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lindsayaotter 7 years ago
Thank God, I have been having so much trouble with the strong wood. Now, do you do strong wood wrapped in tires too?
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borklaser 7 years ago
Kids these days and their deceased water fowl. I don't get this generation.
Thomas Pavlosky 7 years ago
They asked what the Millennials would kill next. I guess it's waterfowl.
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earringnut 7 years ago
this is probably the doing of one person but i like to think two complete strangers posted each sign respectively.
Mr. Re-in-act-ment 7 years ago
the best thing about this is that either the guy just put a fake response on it or somebody actually did that
Crapass Day 5 years ago
I hope it's not a real reply. If so, that kid needs therapy, not child-kidnappers who will pounce on this opportunity. (For that matter, if it's real, the parents have something very wrong with them as well, posting an opportunity for anyone out of the blue to do anything with their young son.) We can hope (and assume) it's a joke. (Just hope no one tries to Google search this poor, unwitting boy's image.)
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Crapass Day 5 years ago
The only thing wrong with this is the part where the parent volunteers complete strangers to come and do what they want with his son in that yard. Seriously, there are whole, organized rings of people who come and steal children, and put them in sex rings / sell them to human traffickers, and they'd JUMP on an opportunity like this. I see no humor in this, and am grateful it was only a joke (and no address was posted). I just hope no one does a Google reverse-image search on this poor boy, and try to actually find him -- because that could happen!
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Echo 7 years ago
It's not against the law. You just have to find a specialist. They usually cost more. This person and his wife is obviously just a General Man Trainer, and not a specialist.
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Marion Vada 7 years ago
Because you don’t neeed to teach women how to bleed. They already know by the age of 12.
Bobbi Newell 7 years ago
I know how to long hair already. Does she teach advanced long hair? Mine is tricky, and I'd really like to know how to deal with it!
Sally Appleton 7 years ago
"Last off, my students will learn about self-respect. Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?"
Patricia Ross 7 years ago
This won't do. I need a specialized course. Please let me know if anyone gives 42 year old lessons. I'm pretty sure I'm not doing it right.
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I'm.in.wonderland 6 years ago
Everyone in the library is staring and I think I'm going to be kicked out but IT WAS WORTH IT! LMAO!!!
Toni Carroll 7 years ago
How to discipline....hahaha grandparents don't want to discipline. Hahaha
Flora Right 6 years ago
Look,my names Flo List of names I'm called by my grandparents: Sonic Al Sonia Hilary Clem Len Merrick Steve Len
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BusLady 7 years ago
Let's kidnap all their children and take them to this doctor.
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Happiness is Hippo 7 years ago
My shoes have Horse Mania - if only I’d known about this guy sooner!
StrangeStars 7 years ago
"...if I can get my needle in it, I can vaccinate it." Seems legit...
Keith Stevens 7 years ago
The address is a Flying J Travel Center in Gretna, Nebraska -- https://tinyurl.com/yb8gnh7y
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RiceCakeComics 7 years ago
With a strong friendship like that, I’d just pay em to talk about their lives. It seems interesting to know how they became friends
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Vijay Duggirala 7 years ago
Did you guys know: If you put your ear to someone's knee you can hear them say "what the hell are you doing?"
Laughinmydreams 7 years ago
should put this up in front of Whole Foods . .. he will be called ...LOL
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Bobbi Newell 7 years ago
What cracks me up the most is that the same photo of the woman is used, and he just moves her around!
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Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
This guy's mind goes in directions never before encountered in the universe
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Jace 7 years ago
This is f*****g hilarious. I'm laughing out loud at it, showed it to my companion, and she's trying to rationalize what the meaning is instead of just seeing the utter ludicrousness of it :-D
Teresa Dougan 7 years ago
Saliva actually removes blood stains. I think people don't know this which makes this very amusing to me
Aubrie Allen 7 years ago
Call the number! It's great. Next time a guy asks me for my number, I'm going to give them this number.
David Martin 7 years ago
Serious inquiry: Is that man a young Robert DeNiro? Cause I’ll hire DeNiro to clean up blood...uhh, for a friend >_> I don’t have large, conspicuous blood stains on my carpet next to the gun rack
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panda_panda 7 years ago
I think this poster was made by a group of kindergarteners (𝘸𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘴)
Marvel Monster 7 years ago
This is an actual website I checked. (When you sign up it takes you to his Facebook page)
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Joshua Milks 7 years ago
Always got to take a couple after you post it. No one wants to be the first one.
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earringnut 7 years ago
and the sculpture is even more disturbing from the side.
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William WARYCK 5 years ago
people are made out of Soylent, nice twist, would have been perfect if the sculpture was green
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Just saying 7 years ago
Looks like he has been conned before with "a bunch of wet gravel with some dry gravel on top". Lol
Charlotte Bayer 7 years ago
Okay by now I am convinced there is at least one hidden typo in all of these. Mtich.
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Nanette Westerman 7 years ago
Sorry, I have plans that day. Every year from now until I die. Maybe after that I'll attend.
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Eva Tóthová 7 years ago
all of those websites are real(or as much real as their concept reaches :D )
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Norman Ferguson 5 years ago
That’s Luigi. He works as a short order cook in an Italian-Greek restaurant around the corner.
Margaret Ann Frank 5 years ago
Maybe your Mother is sending him! She's worried about you! leave a note asking for pasta next! 😂😂😂
TiffinyMichelle 7 years ago
I love Prego’s lower calorie version. It tastes like freshly made tomato sauce and I use it with spaghetti, pizza, and even add it to tomato soup. PLUS it’s low calories, I may be slightly obsessed. It’s just sooo good!!! lol
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Sheila Weila 7 years ago
Some publications print a fake ad each month, and the first person to report it gets $100. You are a little late.
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steampunk_raven 7 years ago
that joke that makes you laugh but also hits ur deepest insecurities
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Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
I really should learn to use the full potential of my dirt. How can I make my yard work For me?
Miley miller 4 years ago
Your life is not complete until you have thrown your first dirt party.
Tom Servo 7 years ago
Some of them have funny answering machines he made, this one just rings
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Moo Moo Futch 7 years ago
LMFAO 3g of sin per day!??? It's only 10am and I've already exceeded my daily allowance of sin. No mountains near by either. I'm screwed!!
Petri Häkkinen 7 years ago
My neighbor used to work as an exorcist for the FDA and he said you only need to purge once a year but then you'll be shouting quite a bit so remember to pack something for your throat.
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Roxanne Poellnitz-Morris 7 years ago
This is too funny! Gottablimit the amount of scapegoat in you daily life...
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Jonathan Schoonbroodt 5 years ago
Looks like a different style, pretty sure it's made by someone else than the others ones here
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Shinomi Chan 4 years ago
My only question is: How many chicks can one get? I mean I have cats so I wouldn't want the poor little things to be eaten. But if I had an ARMY of little chicks... I could take over the world.
David Martin 7 years ago
I just want business cards listing me as a Professional Funny Motherf—ker
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birdhouse 7 years ago
I was thinking the same thing. It's probably her husbands ashes.
Load More Replies... Naima Ivansdóttir 7 years ago
is she the same woman who will watch while giving me a milk bath??? BECAUSE IF SHE IS
Brandon Fretwell 7 years ago
"Makes me feel like superwoman" I bet you are breathing some dust hahahahaha
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Philip travnik 2 years ago
at this point im just wondering how much he's spent on domain names.
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Happiness is Hippo 7 years ago
The small print! 😂 Elders must have ability to follow instructions and perform basic labour. Unruly elders will cause interest rates to rise.
Parmeisan 7 years ago
Thanks, I couldn't make it all out. Also for anyone else trying, I think the first bit says "Compliant with all US lender laws."
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Jörg Zingler 7 years ago
Actually there are courses on how to "ladder" in Germany in a professional environment for insurance reasons.
sosunlight 7 years ago
In Australia too. In some places, you aren't allowed to use a ladder unless you've done the course.. *shakes head*
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Calypso poet 7 years ago
That’s why I failed laddering in high school. My teacher had no compassion.
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Hikikomori 7 years ago
Don't be fooled. She is not sleeping. She is definitely plotting something.
LoveStoryBinge2345 5 years ago
the bottom right corner. lmao. she’s mostly the same she just sleeps more. hahahahahahhaa
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Jesse Musil 7 years ago
busylady, i was teasing. i know a joke when i see one.....geez tough crowd here
BusLady 7 years ago
Seriously, I would take him because he probably needs love the most.
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Keith Stevens 7 years ago
The actual address is a "Quality Hotel" in Ardmore, Oklahoma -- https://tinyurl.com/yago99uh
rehabisforquitters 7 years ago
And this guy hasn't come up with a "Cat Sale" flyer? I've got one that'd fit the 'a*****e' category.
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okpkpkp 7 years ago
Thanks for pointing that out. Had to get up real close to read it. Funny guy.
Load More Replies... Shinomi Chan 4 years ago
What if I'll come with my bro, only I'm sitting on his shoulders and we both count as a single person now, since we're an unstoppable unit? (Note, you try to take my burger, I'll bite your arm off.)
Graham King 5 years ago
IT's then ITS. Inconsistent, man! I wouldn't trust his burgers to all be cooked right.
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Luisa Vasconcelos 7 years ago
Hope somebody show up and they drink a nice café and made some jokes together.
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Jonny Chevalier 7 years ago
what is with the stance in the water??? is he peeing?
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okpkpkp 7 years ago
I thought 'put a plug in it' but then saw your comment and know 'put a cork in it' is, of course, the perfect and correct choice. I applaud you.
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Kristen Mitchell 5 years ago (edited)
I know for real what this is. FYI, this is actually a thing. Not dripping blood usually, but dried smudgy blood (like dried ketchup). It's a fungal infection. A little cream for athlete's foot will get rid of it, or a doctor can Rx an antifungal cream. Just sayin. I was pretty open about it when it happened to me once - it was just so weird - after needing to take a bunch of rounds of antibiotics for several concurrent surgeries (which also kills the good bacteria so naturally-occurring fungus on the skin like candida can grow out of control without that bacteria around to keep it in check). But it can happen for numerous other reasons bc that is a warm, moist place where candida grows easily. Anyway, I had multiple friends confide in me that the same thing kept happening to them, too, but that they were too embarrassed to ask their doctor about it. So for anyone else who needs to know...there ya go!
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I'm.in.wonderland 6 years ago
I ride horses so this one hits hard...it just got PERSONAL! (I am so so sorry for this comment)
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Honesty Olishia 7 years ago
One of the rare BP articles that I make it to the last page, and it was so worth it. Absolutely hilarious, never stop making these ridiculous signs. Stay Alive I-/ (skeleton clique, where are you, it's july 6)
John Louis 7 years ago
I wonder what percentage of people who read these actually believe them?
Graham King 5 years ago
I like them when they are just absurd and funny - appeals to my sense of humour! - but not when they are gross or disturbing. Children will be able to see and read these! Also why should I see things I don't like to see?
Honesty Olishia 7 years ago
One of the rare BP articles that I make it to the last page, and it was so worth it. Absolutely hilarious, never stop making these ridiculous signs. Stay Alive I-/ (skeleton clique, where are you, it's july 6)
John Louis 7 years ago
I wonder what percentage of people who read these actually believe them?
Graham King 5 years ago
I like them when they are just absurd and funny - appeals to my sense of humour! - but not when they are gross or disturbing. Children will be able to see and read these! Also why should I see things I don't like to see?
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