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With social media taking over the world, physical ads are slowly becoming a relic of the past. After all, it's much easier to advertise on Craigslist or Facebook than have to design, print out, and put up posters in the streets. However, online entertainers Alan Wagner and Sydney Marquez snatched the opportunity to transform the fading trend into funny posters for every kind of business.

They create bizarre yet hilariously funny signs for various weird products and services. "I knew I wasn’t sassy enough to make traditional funny memes. So I came up with the idea to make absurd stuff [...] and act as though I just found it on the street." Alan told Bored Panda. "They’re inspired by anything I see or anything I might be thinking about. [Also] as someone who’s struggled with mental illness and never felt like they’ve fit in with what was considered “normal”, I want to attack normal" he elaborated on what inspired these dark humor-filled posters. And judging by the missing contact number papers, some people do seem to need those services advertised in the clever ads. Scroll down below to see them for yourself and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites!

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Wow! Do You Believe It!?
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Molly Block
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG, the websites on the posters? They are ALL real! This URL takes you to a page full of photos of the bird, AND a video message from his daughter! :-D

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    #2

    I Hope The Issue Is Resolved Soon And Their Family Finds Peace!

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the yellow stain on the right image it's not disgusting at all...

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    #4

    I Might Employ Him For My Pal's Bachelor Party!
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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the "I am appropriate for kids or adults too" tag.

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    #5

    The Ancient Rivalry Will Finally Be Put To Rest!

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    I May Do It Just For The Fifteen Per Hour!

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    ADHORTATOR
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I will pay you"? Ok I will give him a chance

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    #8

    You Wouldn't Want To Get On His List Of Enemies!
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    Nicole Cox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I immediately went to his website and was not disappointed.

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    #9

    Does The Kid Deserve It?!
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    borklaser
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids these days and their deceased water fowl. I don't get this generation.

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    #10

    You Might Know Someone Who Would Actually Do This 🤔

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    #11

    It Warms My Heart To See The Old Teaching The Old.

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    #12

    It Seems That Every Doctor Has A Gimmick To Set Them Apart From The Pack!

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    Misterscooter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti-vaxxers will not get this and will be so mad. Good.

    Kjorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would have been funnier if it was a free VHS tape

    Happiness is Hippo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My shoes have Horse Mania - if only I’d known about this guy sooner!

    birdhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must do it just to see what is on the DVD!

    Eva Mason
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every anti-vaxxer’s nightmare

    panda_panda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PLEASE VACCINATE MY SHOES I THINK THEY HAVE RABIES

    StrangeStars
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...if I can get my needle in it, I can vaccinate it." Seems legit...

    Keith Stevens
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The address is a Flying J Travel Center in Gretna, Nebraska -- https://tinyurl.com/yb8gnh7y

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Keith: What does the symbol on your profile mean?

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    I'm.in.wonderland
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, that reminds me! I need to get my shoe vaccinated soon!

    Miley miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you vaccinate my chapstick?

    Shinomi Chan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But can you vaccinate... YOUR OWN SOUL?

    Eric O'Dell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the address is a real place too though it looks a little different then the picture lol ........ Truck stop anyone. Breakfast at Denny's

    Jonathan Schoonbroodt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahhaa, brilliant!!! "If I can get my needle in it....!"

    Flora Right
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum has been suffering from horse mania since she was eight. She spends hours at stables. My family doesn't know what to do

    P DC
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Benny's medical hut 🤣🤣

    Tom Servo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This address will lead you to another Denny's!

    Carol Harrison
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At last! The antidote/anecdote to antivaxxers.

    panda_panda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the location actually exists it's a Denny's in Nebraska :/

    Sinisa Beric
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an anti-vaxxer. Is there a vaccine?

    Bridgette Blumenthal
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I live in Lincoln, very near Gretna! Too funny!!

    Echo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god this guy exists. I wonder if consent is needed for what ever you bring to be vaccinated.

    Notsoswift
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horsemania is better than Beatlemanie

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    #13

    I Located This By The Hardware Store!

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    I Texted Them My Knee And Received Good News In Return!

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    I Would Probably Do It Just For The Free Bath!

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    Oh Man... What A Way To Seek Feedback On Your Lotion!
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    Harold Summer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra deranged points for the lotion sample.

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    #17

    Where Does It Go!?

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    Jace
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is f*****g hilarious. I'm laughing out loud at it, showed it to my companion, and she's trying to rationalize what the meaning is instead of just seeing the utter ludicrousness of it :-D

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    #19

    Soylent Is The Newest Liquid The Kids Are Going Nuts About.

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    Would You Allow It!?
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    I Don't Know If This Business Is To My Liking!
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    Misterscooter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He paid for an actual ad! And they printed it!!

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    #24

    He Could Probably Show Me How To Utilize My Dirt!

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really should learn to use the full potential of my dirt. How can I make my yard work For me?

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    #25

    The Human Body Deserves To Be Celebrated!

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He won't do reproductive organs! LMAO

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    #26

    I Don't Know If I Will Shop There Any Longer!

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    Moo Moo Futch
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMFAO 3g of sin per day!??? It's only 10am and I've already exceeded my daily allowance of sin. No mountains near by either. I'm screwed!!

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    They’ll Make An App Out Of Anything These Days!
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    Moo Moo Futch
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG LMFAOO This one has really tickled my funny bone

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    #28

    Wow, I Can't Believe This Is Actually What They Did!

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    LOttawa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha, the: it's nice at the bottom loll

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    #29

    Looks Like His Film Comes Out Tomorrow. Will You View It?

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    issam
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe most of the comedians i see this days have took this class ..

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    #30

    I Worry About The Health Effects Of Her Hobby...
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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an episode of "My Strange Addiction"

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    I Think I Would Have Enjoyed It As A Kid!
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    #33

    If The Elder Consents, It Could Be A Speedy Way To Make Easy Cash!

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    Hikikomori
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can i exchange my siblings? They are older than me...It counts right?

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    #34

    I Discovered This As I Was Walking Around Out There

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    Claire A.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always prefer warmth in my ladder lessons.

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    #35

    Some People Would Do Anything For The Environment!

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    Hikikomori
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be fooled. She is not sleeping. She is definitely plotting something.

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    #37

    Huh! Would You Go To It?

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note the fine print at the bottom right.

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    #38

    This New Fashion Trend Is Sure To Tick Off A Lot Of Parents Out There.

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    #39

    Are You Serious? How Did The Dog Try It In The First Place!

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Janice is the wife of the sculpture artist.? 🤣🤣

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    #40

    Do You Stand Tall With Corbo?

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope somebody show up and they drink a nice café and made some jokes together.

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    #41

    ➡️ Who Would You Allow To Train You? ➡️

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the contact number. I would have just torn off the pic.

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    #43

    Whoa! Would You Attend The Event?

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