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With social media taking over the world, physical ads are slowly becoming a relic of the past. After all, it's much easier to advertise on Craigslist or Facebook than have to design, print out, and put up posters in the streets. However, online entertainers Alan Wagner and Sydney Marquez snatched the opportunity to transform the fading trend into funny posters for every kind of business.

They create bizarre yet hilariously funny signs for various weird products and services. "I knew I wasn’t sassy enough to make traditional funny memes. So I came up with the idea to make absurd stuff [...] and act as though I just found it on the street." Alan told Bored Panda. "They’re inspired by anything I see or anything I might be thinking about. [Also] as someone who’s struggled with mental illness and never felt like they’ve fit in with what was considered “normal”, I want to attack normal" he elaborated on what inspired these dark humor-filled posters. And judging by the missing contact number papers, some people do seem to need those services advertised in the clever ads. Scroll down below to see them for yourself and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites!

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Wow! Do You Believe It!?
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Molly Block
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG, the websites on the posters? They are ALL real! This URL takes you to a page full of photos of the bird, AND a video message from his daughter! :-D

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    #2

    I Hope The Issue Is Resolved Soon And Their Family Finds Peace!

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the yellow stain on the right image it's not disgusting at all...

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    #4

    I Might Employ Him For My Pal's Bachelor Party!
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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the "I am appropriate for kids or adults too" tag.

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    #5

    The Ancient Rivalry Will Finally Be Put To Rest!

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    #6

    I May Do It Just For The Fifteen Per Hour!

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    ADHORTATOR
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I will pay you"? Ok I will give him a chance

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    #8

    You Wouldn't Want To Get On His List Of Enemies!
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    Nicole Cox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I immediately went to his website and was not disappointed.

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    #9

    Does The Kid Deserve It?!
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    borklaser
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids these days and their deceased water fowl. I don't get this generation.

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    #10

    You Might Know Someone Who Would Actually Do This 🤔

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    yoyo3841
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you teach someone to pink

    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I want to ballet and I'm a man?

    Echo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not against the law. You just have to find a specialist. They usually cost more. This person and his wife is obviously just a General Man Trainer, and not a specialist.

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    Marion Vada
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you don’t neeed to teach women how to bleed. They already know by the age of 12.

    Marvel Monster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. He's going to teach us how to BLEED?

    Bobbi Newell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know how to long hair already. Does she teach advanced long hair? Mine is tricky, and I'd really like to know how to deal with it!

    Sally Appleton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Last off, my students will learn about self-respect. Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?"

    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This won't do. I need a specialized course. Please let me know if anyone gives 42 year old lessons. I'm pretty sure I'm not doing it right.

    Lilly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this may be my favorite one!

    Miguel Angel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if my son wants to have woman lessons? Do I have to force him to have man lessons or that's only with my daughter?

    DancingToMyself
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're asking too many questions. They won't accept your application! :)

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    athornedrose
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but i wanna learn how to fight...

    Miley miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t wait to learn how to pink!

    Kelly Keane
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But does she teach Glitter and Unicorns?

    Silver Valentine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one bleed, I am not currently capable of bleeding. Or groaning.

    Flora Right
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to long hair?! How to pink?!

    Smallstudio
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English not being a struggle here at all

    Smallstudio
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is a struggle for this advertiser obviously 🙄

    Just saying
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These two need lesson in photoshopping.

    Sora Lyra
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol.. how to teach woman long hair and pink?

    Joshua Milks
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not want you to teach my son how to groan...

    Kwecta'mn Pierre
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to ballet. how to long hair. how to pink. -_-

    hayis4horses xx
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    7 years ago

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    and how, pray tell, do you teach someone long hair?

    Lilly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one can only be taught this when they have long hair; grow yours out & give 'em a call!

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    Alan Hope
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    7 years ago

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    After seeing photos of the wife, I no longer need to learn how to groan.

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    #11

    It Warms My Heart To See The Old Teaching The Old.

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    #13

    I Located This By The Hardware Store!

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    I Texted Them My Knee And Received Good News In Return!

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    #15

    I Would Probably Do It Just For The Free Bath!

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    #16

    Oh Man... What A Way To Seek Feedback On Your Lotion!
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    Harold Summer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra deranged points for the lotion sample.

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    #17

    Where Does It Go!?

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    Jace
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is f*****g hilarious. I'm laughing out loud at it, showed it to my companion, and she's trying to rationalize what the meaning is instead of just seeing the utter ludicrousness of it :-D

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    #19

    Soylent Is The Newest Liquid The Kids Are Going Nuts About.

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    Would You Allow It!?
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    I Don't Know If This Business Is To My Liking!
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    Misterscooter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He paid for an actual ad! And they printed it!!

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    #24

    He Could Probably Show Me How To Utilize My Dirt!

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really should learn to use the full potential of my dirt. How can I make my yard work For me?

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    #25

    The Human Body Deserves To Be Celebrated!

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He won't do reproductive organs! LMAO

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    #26

    I Don't Know If I Will Shop There Any Longer!

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    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMFAO 3g of sin per day!??? It's only 10am and I've already exceeded my daily allowance of sin. No mountains near by either. I'm screwed!!

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    They’ll Make An App Out Of Anything These Days!
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    Moo Moo Futch
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG LMFAOO This one has really tickled my funny bone

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    #28

    Wow, I Can't Believe This Is Actually What They Did!

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    LOttawa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha, the: it's nice at the bottom loll

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    #29

    Looks Like His Film Comes Out Tomorrow. Will You View It?

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    issam
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe most of the comedians i see this days have took this class ..

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    #30

    I Worry About The Health Effects Of Her Hobby...
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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an episode of "My Strange Addiction"

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    #32

    I Think I Would Have Enjoyed It As A Kid!
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    #33

    If The Elder Consents, It Could Be A Speedy Way To Make Easy Cash!

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    Hikikomori
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can i exchange my siblings? They are older than me...It counts right?

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    #34

    I Discovered This As I Was Walking Around Out There

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    Claire A.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always prefer warmth in my ladder lessons.

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    #35

    Some People Would Do Anything For The Environment!

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    Hikikomori
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be fooled. She is not sleeping. She is definitely plotting something.

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    #37

    Huh! Would You Go To It?

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note the fine print at the bottom right.

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    #38

    This New Fashion Trend Is Sure To Tick Off A Lot Of Parents Out There.

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    #39

    Are You Serious? How Did The Dog Try It In The First Place!

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Janice is the wife of the sculpture artist.? 🤣🤣

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    #40

    Do You Stand Tall With Corbo?

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope somebody show up and they drink a nice café and made some jokes together.

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    #41

    ➡️ Who Would You Allow To Train You? ➡️

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the contact number. I would have just torn off the pic.

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    #43

    Whoa! Would You Attend The Event?

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