Jeff Wysaski, the comedic genius behind the 'Obvious Plant' project, has become a firm favorite here at Bored Panda. His unique brand of 'street humor,' a satirical and often absurd take on the world around us, has taken us to the zoo, the bookstore, IKEA, and the toy store, where fake signs and gag gifts await the unsuspecting public.

With the Christmas shopping season in full swing, now is the perfect time for Obvious Plant to get pranking. What would you do if you found a 'Stabby Patch Kid' down at your local store? Would you buy it for someone's Christmas gift? Can you buy it? As it doesn't actually belong to the store, would taking the funny gift be stealing? Nobody knows, but boy, these hilarious products must certainly become unique collector's items at some stage in the future.

Scroll down below to see the weird gifts that await in stores around Jeff's native Los Angeles, and don't forget to vote for your faves!

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

That bill is too low.

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

OMG, I have this one! :(

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

Chuckie's emo cousin

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JillVille
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2 years ago

Ok this is funny! Now we need all the superheroes or villains dressed up as cartoon characters for Hallowe'en. I need them ALL!!!!

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

Fimally! I enjoy

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG I can't stop laughing !!!!

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Enuya
Community Member
2 years ago

If only it would be that easy...

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Danni from Oz
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2 years ago

It’s like making friends in the sims

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furious_lover
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2 years ago

such strange dogs!

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

I lost it at the second one :D))))

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leeroy jenkins
Community Member
2 years ago

oh please, i dont need this to play that. just some good old fashion hands will do the trick.

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PyroarRanger
Community Member
2 years ago

i want this for christmas

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

This product is not real. Nothing is real.

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FlawsomeTurtle
Community Member
2 years ago

that's me talking about me.

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

Do not eat the raccoon.

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Conrad Strucker
Community Member
2 years ago

yooooooo I got you man

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Randy Dhuyvetter
Community Member
2 years ago

The loss of his parents is so important it's mentioned thrice.

Nikki D
Community Member
2 years ago

Upvote for thrice!

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FortnitePlayerGirl
Community Member
2 years ago

Another thing that could make him cry is thinking about how April doesn't like him...

Kiki
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2 years ago

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Well, he's gay anyway. Not that I have anything against that.

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Conrad Strucker
Community Member
2 years ago

at least he has the shell to hide in

PyroarRanger
Community Member
2 years ago

found my spirit animal

Jess De La Souza
Community Member
2 years ago

Love the phrase "Even rad dudes have to cry sometimes" ahaha

Jace
Community Member
2 years ago

Why is he crying? “Is a mutant turtle instead of a normal human”.

Spike Greenland
Community Member
2 years ago

Anyone else recognize the tree from Playmobil? ^^

WaffleFryLife
Community Member
2 years ago

lol yes it looks like they just packaged a playmobil tree and added a trash Donatello XD

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VICTORIA HERNANDEZ
Community Member
1 year ago

Looks like he is pooping

moncorp1 Inc
Community Member
2 years ago

Left off: Is a modern snowflake loser

Scrooge McCock
Community Member
2 years ago

His mutant tears will make it grow.

Foxyloxylou
Community Member
2 years ago

"i have a lot to cry about!" XD

Cats vs zombies
Community Member
1 year ago

Why is he brown... oh wait, maybe that’s one of the other reasons he is sad.

Katie Peter
Community Member
2 months ago

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Molly Block
Community Member
2 years ago

Is he holding a tampon??

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glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

These are going to hurt even worse if somebody steps on one.

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

A Chili's in a neighboring town burned down a few years ago. Yet. I still find this "toy" humorous. I'm sorry...

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Conrad Strucker
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2 years ago

wow does he like have a personal thing against animals that are black and white

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leeroy jenkins
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2 years ago

if anyone watches markiplier this will make them laugh

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

Metallica reference! HELLS YEAH

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MammaG
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2 years ago

Bruce will wear shoes only.

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Conrad Strucker
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2 years ago

just imagine "I'm gonna beat you up" "Hi, gonna beat you up, I'm DAD"

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

Better feel!

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Conrad Strucker
Community Member
2 years ago

maybe the drugs are why he's so...high ahaha

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diane a
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2 years ago

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