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Nobody’s ever entirely sure why these things happen, but they do and it’s both annoying and hilarious. Annoying for those who have to suffer the direct consequences (or those who empathize with said consequences) and hilarious for everyone else.

By that, we do of course mean instances when people had just one single job to do and they managed to blunder it up in the worst ways imaginable. And of course it was all documented online because the internet. You know what to do.

So, why are folks seemingly deliberately bad at their job? There are a number of reasons behind this.

The most clear-cut explanation is that the person is completely incompetent and is thinking with anything else other than their brain. And, sometimes, training and onboarding as well as meetings don’t really help. Because there is no cure for stupid. Well, education is, but you gotta consider the cost-benefit ratio.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if i remember correctly, i saw someone say this was actually planned as a joke

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Another thing that makes someone a bad employee is their tendency to do a no-show. What is worse is when they are also unreachable. Calling in, not picking up the phone, not responding to communication—all of these mean that the worker is irresponsible and not committed to the job they’ve been hired to do. Sometimes, things like addiction might complicate things further.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, I give the Non-US Pandas permission to complain about the stall gap here

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Some folks are also compulsive or habitual liars. Either that, or they always have an excuse up their sleeves. Regardless, someone who’d rather lie or make excuses instead of doing a job right, doing it at all, or learning to do it and making something of themselves is a time-waster from a business perspective.

People like this don’t take responsibility for their actions, but work is something that demands taking ownership, so this is another incompatibility that leads to poor results.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

is the son three? because tbh, if I were a three-year-old, i'd love that cake. i have low standards, though.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thirst? thirsty for what? water? juice? something else that'll get censored here?

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Sometimes, people might be careless by nature and fail to follow directions right from the get-go. Now, it might be a simple case of “I didn’t read it” and doing so might resolve the issue, but some might not have the aptitude to internalize it and would continue to make the same mistakes. In turn, their lack of consideration, ignoring protocol and taking shortcuts leads to headaches for everyone else.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one place where we actually want the food product to be smaller

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And, sometimes, it’s just the case of a bad attitude. They don’t give a gaw-giggity about the customers, the merchandise, the quality, nothing. This often means they are unwilling to collaborate, let alone to do a good job, and even more so when their arrogance and asocialism doesn’t allow them to draw the right conclusions and to become better employees.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most roads in my Belgian town: the grills or covers are nicely aligned with the road during construction, but as they are supported by a whole structure under them, they don't sink, whereas the tarmac sinks with the load of the cars. Only solution is set them 2-3 cm lower than the tarmac during construction, but that does not look nice to the politicians who have to cut the ribbon to open the road. "Luckily" normally a crack appears around these height differences and the water seeps into the underground. Where it creates other problems.

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Besides being innately bad, there might also be external factors for why someone is bad at their job.

Being poorly paid is at the top of the list, but it becomes worse when the employee also feels like they are stuck there having to suffer the bad paycheck without any exit strategy.

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Having a bad boss, being overly managed and underappreciated do not help in the quality of the work being done. Why do a good job if the boss isn’t going to be happy about it anyway? Either that, or it’s about quantity, not quality that pushes employees to assume different work priorities. That also likely kills the passion for work somewhere along the way.

There might also be other factors at play—factors like being stuck with poor job security or not being able to sort out your work-life balance.

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An employee will never be a good one if their needs aren’t met to a sufficient degree, and that means reassuring them that their job is not at stake and encouraging self-care rather than min-maxing how things are done.

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And if it’s none of the above, chances are it’s laziness.

While laziness breeds more laziness and it can become a habit, habits can also be broken. It’s not something people are born with, but rather a behavior that can be phased out. The idea is to learn to be industrious: do things that energize you (sleep, exercise, etc.), work first and reward yourself later, and visualize productiveness (make it tangible and reflect upon it). That’s at least a good start.

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Whatever the case, you do still have one more job to do (hopefully that goes well) and that is to share your stories of that one guy who had one job in the comment section below!

And if the only job you have today is reading more Bored Panda, why not check out another article of ours on the same topic.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hmmm. are you sure about that, box? are you *absolutely* sure about that? 'cause I think you might be a little off. you know, just a bit

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

perfect! i was looking to put in some new windows to let in some more light! really brightens up the space, don't you think?

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i also appreciate that this gate has a spot for a lock. like yeah, that'll *definitely* help

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i think the "women" and "men" mean, like, maybe the cuts\styles of the shirts? could be wrong, feel free to correct me

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, it it. Though the irony here is that they offer a man/woman version indtead of an unisex version for this Non Binary shirt.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least the shirt seller lives in the real world. Men and women's bodies are different if you want a comfortable fit.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there are plenty of men out there that will order the women’s shirt and vice versa for women ordering the men’s. People like what they like.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everybody knows that the women's shirt should cost at least 50% more than the men's.

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Yes bc "women's" shirts are always trying to sexualize them more, closer fit, deeper cut neckline, shorter or nonexistenting sleeves, made to show more skin and emphasize breasts and waists. The exact opposite of nonbianary philosophy

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's truly amazing is the womans shirt cost the same.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just proves that this gender nonsense is stupid. There is male. There is female. No more. No Less. No in between.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably just makes a difference in what 'small/medium/large' means.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Non binary are human beings. The models are showing the size and shape of the average human body.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Irony about the shirts aside, are those pride colours? I thought it was rainbows.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe they could say "square cut" or "v cut" or however they would differentiate the cut for masculine bodies versus feminine bodies.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which would be based the binary nature of sex and male and female bodies. Removing the references to the sex does not make it go away.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I looked at it as supporting. So I can be female and support my friends.

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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So as a man, I’d still order a non binary pride flag shirt. Straight / cis people can still order these ya know. People getting bent out of shape because it says “non binary” and “men/women” in it? That’s the cut and shape of the shirt ffs. If anything, clothing companies need to catch up to the ideas of this movement. Like in baldurs gate 3 character creation, you can still choose the “masculine” body type and still choose to be a female or non binary. People are just ignorant and scared of that which they do not understand.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which again negates the idea behind non-binary. The body differences are inescapable, changing the names may appease sensibilities but does not change the realities.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Non-binary means the wearer does not identify as a particular gender. There shouldn't be different shirts for men and women. They should all be the same.

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To be clear, just because someone is wearing a non bindery pride flag shirt, DOES NOT MEAN they are identifying as non binary. You can sniff out some real transphobia in this comment section. SMH. Oh well. Take care everyone.

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Let's be real: there are only two sexes. Non binary is just narcissism.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey ding dong, sex and gender are different things. It's called genotype (what's in you) and phenotype (how it is expressed) in science. As for sex they are xx, xy normative but also can be several other mutations some life threatening some not, as for genders (the expression) there a multitude.

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Why are people acting like only transgendered people would wear these? There are cis and straight men and women out there that would wear these. There are men that would wear the women’s cut and women that would wear the men’s cut. The argument over this is beyond ignorant.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am a cis woman, and I proudly support my non binary friends / relatives. And yes I would want my supportive shirt to fit my feminine shape.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably for wheelchair users, how do so many people forget we exist and need stuff like this?

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I know. I'll save money by tricking thieves I have security when I don't, just like the corner convenience store down the street" 🤦‍♀️

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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

colour them in and make one of them a different colour, then circle that one. boom, problem solved

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