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Nobody’s ever entirely sure why these things happen, but they do and it’s both annoying and hilarious. Annoying for those who have to suffer the direct consequences (or those who empathize with said consequences) and hilarious for everyone else.

By that, we do of course mean instances when people had just one single job to do and they managed to blunder it up in the worst ways imaginable. And of course it was all documented online because the internet. You know what to do.

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Angela B
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I choose when I am missing. At the moment, I am not.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    petition to make this the new French flag

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    So, why are folks seemingly deliberately bad at their job? There are a number of reasons behind this.

    The most clear-cut explanation is that the person is completely incompetent and is thinking with anything else other than their brain. And, sometimes, training and onboarding as well as meetings don’t really help. Because there is no cure for stupid. Well, education is, but you gotta consider the cost-benefit ratio.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i remember correctly, i saw someone say this was actually planned as a joke

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    Another thing that makes someone a bad employee is their tendency to do a no-show. What is worse is when they are also unreachable. Calling in, not picking up the phone, not responding to communication—all of these mean that the worker is irresponsible and not committed to the job they’ve been hired to do. Sometimes, things like addiction might complicate things further.

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    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I give the Non-US Pandas permission to complain about the stall gap here

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somewhere out there, somebody's missing a puzzle piece

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    Some folks are also compulsive or habitual liars. Either that, or they always have an excuse up their sleeves. Regardless, someone who’d rather lie or make excuses instead of doing a job right, doing it at all, or learning to do it and making something of themselves is a time-waster from a business perspective.

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    People like this don’t take responsibility for their actions, but work is something that demands taking ownership, so this is another incompatibility that leads to poor results.

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    Alex Boyd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bro! Or Man-zierre, depending on who you ask.

    Austin L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, I've personally known a couple of them who have this need.

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    Solidhog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In these days this actually makes sense.

    IMHO
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it might be a Walmart. Nobody will notice. Or care.

    Brysen Norrell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure that is not a Walmart; as Walmart doesn’t have those types of floors (wooden planks)

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    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pointing out the real world problem of the conjoined arm when donning a bra.

    BTDubs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it'll only take a few hours for the transphobia to arrive smh...

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.

    Moë
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What they would look super cute in that little pink number 🔥🔥

    Billy Maguire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally - a solution for my saggy MOOBS!

    Shirley Heyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, men are definitely interested in these. . .!

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 🎵 'I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay..." 🎶 🎵

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frank Costanza and Kramer were onto something with the man-bra. I know several just in my building that need support.

    Lululoohoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if this was Target, this isn't surprising.

    Momten Jillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they really just need another sleeve for their siamese third arm

    David McKendrick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've seen our wardrobes/chests of drawers where my wife uses all of hers and most of mine for her clothes.

    Catherine Maven
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not start bra-shaming men!! Moobs need hangers!

    Shiva Ho
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the Men in your life with man boobs

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should say 12-year-old boys. That's who hangs out here.

    crispy biscuit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it's bras that men would like

    Pablo Ramos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels right, somehow. I'm a man but love a chesty lad

    Ashlie Dearest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know some guys that should be wearing bras. It might help their back issues, if nothing else.

    Snazzy Smurf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "For those adventurous men"!

    WonderWoman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most men need support, and I support that.

    Heffalump
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For guys with a pair of big brass ones.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not a store in the Bible Belt.

    Stuart Griffiths
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    In todays society you can't tell anyone or anything they can or can't wear a bra

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    Well, it is very inclusive for transgenders, isn't it?

    Eric Williams
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    Should be an asterisk on the 'men' until all the pronouns get sorted out.

    UN FAMILIA
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    This wasn't an accident. This is post modern neo liberalism and the capitalists are cashing in on our collective mass hysteria. Huge win

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the son three? because tbh, if I were a three-year-old, i'd love that cake. i have low standards, though.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thirst? thirsty for what? water? juice? something else that'll get censored here?

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    Sometimes, people might be careless by nature and fail to follow directions right from the get-go. Now, it might be a simple case of “I didn’t read it” and doing so might resolve the issue, but some might not have the aptitude to internalize it and would continue to make the same mistakes. In turn, their lack of consideration, ignoring protocol and taking shortcuts leads to headaches for everyone else.

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    Spikey Spikes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one place where we actually want the food product to be smaller

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    Mark Howell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I derive safely, but I integrate like a maniac )

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    And, sometimes, it’s just the case of a bad attitude. They don’t give a gaw-giggity about the customers, the merchandise, the quality, nothing. This often means they are unwilling to collaborate, let alone to do a good job, and even more so when their arrogance and asocialism doesn’t allow them to draw the right conclusions and to become better employees.

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    Aspiring Canuck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A major brand intentionally deceiving the buyer. Not a good look.

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    Frank
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most roads in my Belgian town: the grills or covers are nicely aligned with the road during construction, but as they are supported by a whole structure under them, they don't sink, whereas the tarmac sinks with the load of the cars. Only solution is set them 2-3 cm lower than the tarmac during construction, but that does not look nice to the politicians who have to cut the ribbon to open the road. "Luckily" normally a crack appears around these height differences and the water seeps into the underground. Where it creates other problems.

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    Besides being innately bad, there might also be external factors for why someone is bad at their job.

    Being poorly paid is at the top of the list, but it becomes worse when the employee also feels like they are stuck there having to suffer the bad paycheck without any exit strategy.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gatorade - Now available in chunky style!

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    Having a bad boss, being overly managed and underappreciated do not help in the quality of the work being done. Why do a good job if the boss isn’t going to be happy about it anyway? Either that, or it’s about quantity, not quality that pushes employees to assume different work priorities. That also likely kills the passion for work somewhere along the way.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wrong! that's *obviously* a pineapple!

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    There might also be other factors at play—factors like being stuck with poor job security or not being able to sort out your work-life balance.

    An employee will never be a good one if their needs aren’t met to a sufficient degree, and that means reassuring them that their job is not at stake and encouraging self-care rather than min-maxing how things are done.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Follow the arrow and get the shaft.

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    And if it’s none of the above, chances are it’s laziness.

    While laziness breeds more laziness and it can become a habit, habits can also be broken. It’s not something people are born with, but rather a behavior that can be phased out. The idea is to learn to be industrious: do things that energize you (sleep, exercise, etc.), work first and reward yourself later, and visualize productiveness (make it tangible and reflect upon it). That’s at least a good start.

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    Whatever the case, you still have one more job to do (hopefully that goes well), and that is to share your stories of that guy who had one job in the comment section below!

    And if the only job you have today is reading more Bored Panda, why not check out another article of ours on the same topic.

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    Moë
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok Cabernet over $20 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm. are you sure about that, box? are you *absolutely* sure about that? 'cause I think you might be a little off. you know, just a bit

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    Moë
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some very orange blueberries

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perfect! i was looking to put in some new windows to let in some more light! really brightens up the space, don't you think?

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i also appreciate that this gate has a spot for a lock. like yeah, that'll *definitely* help

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the "women" and "men" mean, like, maybe the cuts\styles of the shirts? could be wrong, feel free to correct me

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    Liz Clarke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably for wheelchair users, how do so many people forget we exist and need stuff like this?

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    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you order a new seat without checking the measurements.

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    Libby Tailor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the left wing is the gate, now closed.

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    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know. I'll save money by tricking thieves I have security when I don't, just like the corner convenience store down the street" 🤦‍♀️

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    colour them in and make one of them a different colour, then circle that one. boom, problem solved

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't look down and slightly to your right.

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