So Christmas is over, New Year's is over, and you're starting to regret your resolutions already. The weather is still awful and will likely remain so for at least another couple of months, and the work on your desk has piled up over the Christmas period together with the inches around your waist. January and February are definitely fertile months for the occasional 'epic fail day!'

Fear not, though. Nothing that these dark months can throw at you is a patch on what unfortunate events these folks had to endure. Because sometimes knowing that your worst day ever could be even worse, makes it a little better, doesn't it? To help you put things into perspective, we here at Bored Panda have collected another funny photo list of people who are having hilariously bad luck, following on from previous series here and here. Scroll down below to check them out their funny accidents for yourself, and enjoy a satisfying spot of schadenfreude on us!

#1

I Had A Rough Day Yesterday, You Guys

I Had A Rough Day Yesterday, You Guys

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Expecting a car that is so broken that it does not pass inspection and that not beingh driven for a year to actually run is quite bold...

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#2

What Do You Do In This Situation

What Do You Do In This Situation

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

I am sorry, but this sounds unvoluntarily funny. Probably as bad a choice for a breakup as you can make...asides from a family celebration, probably.

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#3

Woke Up This Morning To 6 Cops, A Fire Truck, And An Ambulance At My Door Because A Passing Car Was Concerned About The One Halloween Decoration I Neglected To Take Down

Woke Up This Morning To 6 Cops, A Fire Truck, And An Ambulance At My Door Because A Passing Car Was Concerned About The One Halloween Decoration I Neglected To Take Down

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Max L.
Community Member
2 years ago

Why the ambulance and not the coroner van

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#4

Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln

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tuzdayschild
Community Member
2 years ago

I know this was painful but I have to say, that is the coolest tattoo I've seen in a while. Bonus: nobody else has one.

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#5

I Mean, What Are The Odds...

I Mean, What Are The Odds...

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Flat-ception

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#6

Someone's Having A Bad Day

Someone's Having A Bad Day

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Dara
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH don't even know if it's guy's but damn funny it is.

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#7

Thirsty

Thirsty

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Lady Perkele
Community Member
2 years ago

... do you really speak with the toilet?

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#8

S**t...

S**t...

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Unlikely
Community Member
2 years ago

Mary Poppins called all the umbrellas back home.

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#9

At Least It Didn’t Get On Her Shirt

At Least It Didn’t Get On Her Shirt

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

If now that painting would even make sense, it would be scary...

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#10

I Can See My Neighbors Take A S**t Everyday

I Can See My Neighbors Take A S**t Everyday

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Room with a view.

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#11

Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't

Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't

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Gabriela
Community Member
2 years ago

Heckin' nope!

Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

"Kill it with fire" yokes seem appropriate now...

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Alexandru Bucur
Community Member
2 years ago

Let me guess... Australia?

Birdgirl45
Community Member
2 years ago

..or Texas (as usual, unpredictable)

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Molly Block
Community Member
2 years ago

Two days after my husband and I moved into our new home, he was at work, and I woke up and had to use the bathroom. Right smack on top of the toilet paper roll was a big brownish scorpion! It looked like a rubber toy. I thought my husband was playing a prank on me. And then it moved! And I screamed! I had the bravery to knock it onto a dust pan and fling it out the backdoor. Close call! *I live in north FL, btw.

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

So now you only have to deal with gators. Lol

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Fabienne Payet
Community Member
2 years ago

At least the cover is see through..... now imagine if it wasn’t and you pulled the paper.....

Ellis
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

I’d shit myself so much, there wouldn’t be enough paper in the world to wipte it

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A. Jones
Community Member
2 years ago

This is a weird spider vending machine.

VERONIKA K
Community Member
2 years ago

What freaks me the fuck out almost as much as this absolutely aesthetically displeasing image is that in America, these toilet paper dispensers are typically *not* see through Can't FUCKING imagine this losing-my-bowels monstrosity falling out.

Karen Grace
Community Member
2 years ago

I wonder if that is Why they are see through... for just this reason.

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Cody Eriksen
Community Member
2 years ago

*Using my underwear to wipe and going commando*

John R.
Community Member
2 years ago

Just a Tuesday in Australia..... lol Geez

earringnut
Community Member
2 years ago

Didn't need that particular pair of underwear anyway.

kalle1724
Community Member
2 years ago

one less sock

Grumble O'Pug
Community Member
2 years ago

*scrolls past quickly*

OI Loi
Community Member
2 years ago

I must be the only one who loves spiders and finds this cool

Phi
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Nah, I also like them. And I think if you incline tha toilet paper up and touching the border of the container you could make it some hamster wheel and pull some paper at the same time :)

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Misterscooter
Community Member
2 years ago

It doesn't want to touch the floor, either.

Hseed
Community Member
2 years ago

Let's play a game....

Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
2 years ago

On the other hand, a great cure for constipation. :D

M.Maria
Community Member
2 years ago

Bigass spider: "Well, hello there, friend! Wait... where you going?"

Petra
Community Member
2 years ago

Australia?

Tiki Pereira
Community Member
2 years ago

This has to be Australia

Tbritt
Community Member
2 years ago

Thank God you had a clear dispenser and saw that in time 🕷🕷🕷

Matt Richardson
Community Member
2 years ago

Obviously that is one piece of equipment we are going to let nature reclaim.

Loki
Community Member
2 years ago

WHO GETS THE ALL TIME LOW TITLE REFERENCE

Catpoker88
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd be so upset if I disturbed that pretty guy

Carmen Elena
Community Member
2 years ago

Now I know why mom always told us: "When you go out don´t forget to take some toilet paper with you". Wise woman.

Sloth
Community Member
2 years ago

Kill it with fire!

tuzdayschild
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't...I DON'T!

Michelle Sebold
Community Member
2 years ago

Drip dry it is. Either way you are going to need new underwear!

Jasmine Sunflower Laake
Community Member
2 years ago

OHHHHH SHIZ

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

Constipation problem cured.

Emily Laur
Community Member
2 years ago

NO

Rowlie
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh shit-either way

Lianna Valdez
Community Member
2 years ago

Thing is how many people actually look and not just grab then look for paper?

birdhouse
Community Member
2 years ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE!

Pittsburgh rare
Community Member
2 years ago

Trying to reach the sink....

izuku midoriya.
Community Member
3 months ago

heck no!

SOO KAI ZANG Moe
Community Member
3 months ago

a

tinker bell
Community Member
4 months ago

how and is it dead or alive

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7 months ago

Oh hell no to da no no no

Red Wyvern Emperor
Community Member
1 year ago

Nope. *pulls out gun and shoots the damn thing*

Rebecca Cote
Community Member
1 year ago

No way, I'd drip dry...I hope this person wasn't poopin'

Candice Ravel
Community Member
2 years ago

Australia?

Oliver Prime
Community Member
2 years ago

F**k. That. Nope. All over the nope machine with that one. You wouldn't have seen my f**king heels for dust. You'd possibly have heard me still crying as I booked it in to the distance.....

Bluebell Rizzi
Community Member
2 years ago

*Shudders*

John Kamau
Community Member
2 years ago

Do you believe in the "moment of inertia" honey? Time to put it to the test... Pull and try leaving me where you found me. Now PULL!!!

Irma Goncalves
Community Member
2 years ago

At least they are harmless, I catch them often in my house

Irma Goncalves
Community Member
2 years ago

At least they are harmless, I catch them all the time at home

Cristin Hassell
Community Member
2 years ago

Who stays in there long enough to take a picture?!

Amy Force
Community Member
2 years ago

Guess who's DRIP-Drying?? lol hope you didn't take a POOP!

Jo Browne
Community Member
2 years ago

Poor huntsman :(

Sage Jay
Community Member
2 years ago

It's lucky I like spiders

Šu Ma
Community Member
2 years ago

you just double-shat yourself

spaghet 99999999
Community Member
2 years ago

A more healthy alternative in that problem would be to poop youre self

Felicia Dale
Community Member
2 years ago

Yikes...

Belinda Crum
Community Member
2 years ago

I guess I would have to drip dry. Lol

Mel
Community Member
2 years ago

No TP needed in a circumstance like this. NOPE

Brenda Pereira
Community Member
2 years ago

Nope, nope, nope! Even if I was mid stream or the other, I would have jumped up and got the hell out of there!

jleitner
Community Member
2 years ago

Australia?

Chelle Jones
Community Member
2 years ago

Air drip dry thank you.

Janice Seagraves
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG

Debbie
Community Member
2 years ago

lucky, or not, it wasn't seen 'before'

Kiss Army
Community Member
2 years ago

That would make me piss myself, so I guess at least I'd be in the right place!

Kururi.Orihara
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like one of those rubber spiders.

Diane Phillips-Herman
Community Member
2 years ago

Drip dry

Fred Burrows
Community Member
2 years ago

Hand towels it is then.

chachkimooch
Community Member
2 years ago

Public toilets now with 'pillow soft' toilet paper!

Nikki Ty-Tomkins
Community Member
2 years ago

Took me a moment to recognize this fancy toilet paper dispenser. Then I cracked up. The comment is as good as the picture. 👍

arthur lindsay coker
Community Member
2 years ago

It's mine, all mine. Go next door!

Teleri Nyfain
Community Member
2 years ago

WTF?????? I'm so out of THERE !!!! Burn the place down NOW!!!!

Barbar Stewart
Community Member
2 years ago

Holy s#!+ that's a big fricking spider

Ed Souza
Community Member
2 years ago

kick the dispenser, wait for the damn thing to drop and kill it. problem solved.

Ash
Community Member
2 years ago

omg no.

Dolicious
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like the spider-version of the hamster wheel... Maybe spidey´s sad because nobody makes it spin?

Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
2 years ago

run.

Tralee Aylett
Community Member
2 years ago

Dont need to go anymore

Dee
Community Member
2 years ago

Nope, I am not doing that!

Paweł Bożek
Community Member
2 years ago

What's this? Saw VII?

Imitating
Community Member
2 years ago

That is not okay

Michelle G
Community Member
2 years ago

This situation would make me glad that I always carry Kleenex travel packs in my purse.

Kristin Gramling
Community Member
2 years ago

I mean.... I'll just let it air dry.

Saara-Elina Kaukiainen
Community Member
2 years ago

Very. Slowly.

Rani Johnson
Community Member
2 years ago

Fork that

Sel Bonda
Community Member
2 years ago

Your house is bugged!

ispeak catanese
Community Member
2 years ago

Drip dryin' all the way home!

JoSta Urban
Community Member
2 years ago

I might just shit myself if I seen that... Would be a very crappy situation as I'd be I dire need of TP...

Hassini
Community Member
2 years ago

Chill, it's plastic lol

Great Panda Mamu
Community Member
2 years ago

1. Do your best with what you've got. 2. Go home to do laundry. 3. Pack everything that's not 8-legged. 4. Move away from the Land of Big Spiders.

Isabel Care
Community Member
2 years ago

At least the holder is see through. I've only encountered metal ones.

Id row
Community Member
2 years ago

A big fat hell no on that. I'd probably burn down the rest room for good measure.

Marika Stanway
Community Member
2 years ago

As far as I see this situation, you’re out of toilet paper, mate!

Michaele Hoang
Community Member
2 years ago

Bout to make that 1/2” of toilet paper work

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

This is the dysenteric arachnophobes' snooker!

Steve Eckhart
Community Member
2 years ago

😂😂😂

Taylor Gee
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't have to pee that bad...

Amanda Bosely
Community Member
2 years ago

Time to move!

Mia
Community Member
2 years ago

This has to be in Australia or Texas!

Cora Fields
Community Member
2 years ago

Australia?

Ulrike Mergenthaler
Community Member
2 years ago

This is indeed a VERY UNFORTUNATE situation!

Rhon
Community Member
2 years ago

No way!

Karen Grace
Community Member
2 years ago

Hopefully they saw it before they sat down!

Wiggity
Community Member
2 years ago

The 3 clam shells are portable and nesting for this very reason.

Curious Cat
Community Member
2 years ago

I knew a guy from Ohio that got bit in a toilet.. was parallyzed for 2 months..

Sue Knerl
Community Member
2 years ago

Yep, Nope!!!!!

Pernille Dyre
Community Member
2 years ago

😱😱😱

Pollypocket81
Community Member
2 years ago

Id rather take my chances of crab walking it to the next stall than stick my hand in that toilet roll holder of hell!!

Donny Cromwell
Community Member
2 years ago

That would be my cure for constipation.

Joannie Goulet
Community Member
2 years ago

Thats a job for the emergency kleenex in my purse.

Claire Sylvester
Community Member
2 years ago

Just shake the drips. TP is over rated!!!

Monika Soffronow
Community Member
2 years ago

HOLY SH"T!

Laura White
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd air dry.

Pretty Pangolin
Community Member
2 years ago

Jigsaw asks "How badly do you want to wipe?"

Chris Jackson
Community Member
2 years ago

Guess I'm getting shit in my drawers.

Hmm...
Community Member
2 years ago

oh fuck no

Thomas Es Thomas
Community Member
2 years ago

Donkey Spider. Native to the Caribbean and northern South America. Very toxic but only bites if provoked.

Sheila Weila
Community Member
2 years ago

Only bites when provoked, like if you wipe it on your booty?

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Smoky Doggg
Community Member
2 years ago

Jigsaw comes up on a screen and says: "I want to play a game..."

Slune
Community Member
2 years ago

I know a old lady she.......with the spider! Now it wriggled and juggled and tickled inside her

Mama Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

*lights the bottom portion hanging out with a lighter and watches IT burn!!!!!!*

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#12

These A**holes Told Me It Was A Sweater Party

These A**holes Told Me It Was A Sweater Party

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Annette V
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol. Nice ugly sweater though.

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#13

This Is A Nice Place To Take A Pic

This Is A Nice Place To Take A Pic

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Luisa Vasconcelos
Community Member
2 years ago

Hands up to the photographer.

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#14

Sometimes We Hold On Tight To The Wrong Things

Sometimes We Hold On Tight To The Wrong Things

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Using a wig on a waterslide is not a bad day but a bad idea. A very bad one.

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#15

Rough Day On The Course

Rough Day On The Course

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Gabriela
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't be fooled by geese, they're savage birds that will destroy anything in their paths, DO NOT HESITATE TO ATTACK FIRST

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#16

My Friend Got Notice About Delayed Package, Then Sent Me This On His Drive Home Saying "So That's What Happened"

My Friend Got Notice About Delayed Package, Then Sent Me This On His Drive Home Saying "So That's What Happened"

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Hope that you order something fire-proof...

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#17

When You Want To Impress The Neighbors With Your Modern Solutions, But Then Become Known As The Guy Who Destroyed A Jeep At The Push Of A Button

When You Want To Impress The Neighbors With Your Modern Solutions, But Then Become Known As The Guy Who Destroyed A Jeep At The Push Of A Button

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Frankly, this is an engineering fail on top. There should be a safety mechanism when there is an obstruction...

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#18

My Cat Just Bit The Corner Of My MacBook. FML

My Cat Just Bit The Corner Of My MacBook. FML

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Carrie de Luka
Community Member
2 years ago

That cat looks altogether too pleased with itself.

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#19

Accidentally Spilled Coffee Grounds On The Floor... And All Over My Child

Accidentally Spilled Coffee Grounds On The Floor... And All Over My Child

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seauf
Community Member
2 years ago

is anyone else NOT SEEING THE CHILD

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#20

So I Put A Sticky Trap Down And Then Forgot About It For A Few Months. I'm Terrified Of My House Now

So I Put A Sticky Trap Down And Then Forgot About It For A Few Months. I'm Terrified Of My House Now

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Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

No, no, no, no, no. Move. Just move.

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#21

My Friend Went To His Room To Sleep Last Night And Found Rodent Prints

My Friend Went To His Room To Sleep Last Night And Found Rodent Prints

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Time to get a cat.

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#22

We Had Too Much On Our Shelf And In Our Cupboard, So It Broke. But It Could've Been Worse Without Pam

We Had Too Much On Our Shelf And In Our Cupboard, So It Broke. But It Could've Been Worse Without Pam

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Kaisu Rei
Community Member
2 years ago

Pam to the rescue!

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#23

This Is What Happens When You Take The Ice Tray Out Of A Freezer With An Automatic Ice Maker

This Is What Happens When You Take The Ice Tray Out Of A Freezer With An Automatic Ice Maker

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

"This should last for the day, John."

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#24

My Trip To Mount Rushmore Last Year

My Trip To Mount Rushmore Last Year

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Merle S
Community Member
2 years ago

had to check if I'm somewhere in the background - had the same view last year

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#25

My Apple Broke The Apple Cutter And Now I Have A Weapon

My Apple Broke The Apple Cutter And Now I Have A Weapon

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Steve
Community Member
2 years ago

Photo from the set of "Hellraiser 12: Fruit Basket"

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#26

I Bet Kevin Was Wondering Why People Were Giving Him Strange Looks At Work Yesterday

I Bet Kevin Was Wondering Why People Were Giving Him Strange Looks At Work Yesterday

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
2 years ago

And this is the reason some countries don't allow publishing photos and full names of convicts. There is always a risk of mistaken identity.

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#27

I Work In An Office And They Told People To Dress Up. I'm The Only One Dressed Up...

I Work In An Office And They Told People To Dress Up. I'm The Only One Dressed Up...

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tuzdayschild
Community Member
2 years ago

Forget them, own it.

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#28

Well That Was A Quick Turnaround

Well That Was A Quick Turnaround

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Flowering Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

This feels just right...

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#29

If Anyone Is Wondering How My Monday Went... It's Spray Paint By The Way

If Anyone Is Wondering How My Monday Went... It's Spray Paint By The Way

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Fabulous!

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#30

This Is Why You Should Never Use Your PC As A Candle Holder

This Is Why You Should Never Use Your PC As A Candle Holder

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Chris Mugea
Community Member
2 years ago

That must have been a big ass candle

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#31

How Can You Mess Up This Much?

How Can You Mess Up This Much?

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow...this is so wrong on so many levels. "Impregnated"? Like it was a passive act for women. "Told to [...] abort it"? How would you have the right or entitlement to? And how dare you laugh at human being being born into a world of a father who obviously does not give a shit what he does with his semen? Sorry, but this is not funny but infuriating. Such a lacak of responsibility...although I see the irony. Hope he at least has to pay big time!

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#32

Windows Has Encountered A Problem With Turkey.exe

Windows Has Encountered A Problem With Turkey.exe

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JillVille
Community Member
2 years ago

Two large dog beds there, so where did the two large dogs run like hell to? I could just imagine their terror when that window broke!

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#33

Well That Sucks

Well That Sucks

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Definition of an asshole.

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#34

Worst Game Of Hide And Seek Ever

Worst Game Of Hide And Seek Ever

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Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

There are way too many spider related bad days!!

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#35

The Snake Didn't Kill Me But The Debt Will

The Snake Didn't Kill Me But The Debt Will

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Bad day? Ridiculously fucked up healthcare system...

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#36

Giraffes Are Adorable

Giraffes Are Adorable

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Giraffes: now in gore mode. This may become an B-horror movie. "Gore Giraffes." And now "Gore Giraffees 2: the high-neck watch"

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#37

I Thought I Should Also Show You The Shameless Perpetrators As I Caught Them Red Handed While Going To The Supermarket Today

I Thought I Should Also Show You The Shameless Perpetrators As I Caught Them Red Handed While Going To The Supermarket Today

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Cum Farts
Community Member
2 years ago

Well shit

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#38

Been Going For 4 Hours And I Need To Present My Masters Thesis In 7 Minutes

Been Going For 4 Hours And I Need To Present My Masters Thesis In 7 Minutes

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Number one lesson: if you got an important presentation to do, do NOT change anything at least from 24 hours in advance. Always check the equipment first, always bring an adapter, ALWYS bring a copy of the slide set on a memory stick. Sounds paranoid, but it truly is not.

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#39

Ouch

Ouch

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

"You suck, n00b!"

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#40

C'mon Kyle

C'mon Kyle

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Max L.
Community Member
2 years ago

You had one girlfriend.

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#41

When You Try To Look Cool But It’s Cold Out

When You Try To Look Cool But It’s Cold Out

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't think anyone would consider wearing a McDonald's jumper would make you look good!

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#42

Driving To Work Near Dulles Airport And A Part Fell Off A Plane Smashed My Back Window. I Freaked Out Because I Thought Someone Was Shooting At Me. Guy Behind Me Saw Something Fall From Sky

Driving To Work Near Dulles Airport And A Part Fell Off A Plane Smashed My Back Window. I Freaked Out Because I Thought Someone Was Shooting At Me. Guy Behind Me Saw Something Fall From Sky

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Scary!

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#43

Not Today

Not Today