The internet is an almost limitless pool of mind-expanding and knowledge-enhancing information. There is literally nothing you cannot learn with a swift search on Google and a little bit of patience. But you only need to log into Facebook to realize that few people seem to be tapping into that vast wealth of free education. But that's ok, because if there are fewer smarty pants like us, then we wouldn't be able to give you this hilarious list of Facebook fails. Compiled by Bored Panda, it's sure to make you laugh. Or, depending on how you look at it, these Facebook status updates might just make you cry... From inacurate scientific knowledge to citing Bible out of the context - these funny posts aren't only filled with rants of seemingly stupid people, but also the best comebacks delivered to them.
Have you ever encountered a funny Facebook post of this kind? Or maybe you yourself had some genius idea to share? Then swallow your pride and send us your screw-ups! If you don't, we'll find them anyway. This is the internet, after all.
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Jesus
I love that “again”. Leaves me confused. What did she mean by again? Was it his second punch? Does her son have a habit of punching janitors? And, was it the same janitor? We need answers !
¡Siento mucho! My older son was once suspended from high school for petting a cow....but he has since learned the error of his ways, and eschewed such dangerous sociopathic tendencies....
It is supposed to be pronounced (HEY-SOOS). Though, I still do wonder why people name their child that.
Load More Replies...Loved it. I used to know a guy named Jesus.. That's when I learned it's pronounced "Ha-Zeus". :p
I learned that from "Die Hard With A Vengeance".
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Why would it be illegal to name your kid Jesus? If you can call your kids Apple [Gwen Paltrow kid], Kal-El [Supermans Alien name/Nic Cages kid], and there's so many more, if you're interested, look it up. Point being, you can name your kid C**p Bag, and only have issues at school, because of c**p seen as a curse word. Besides, the name Jesus is not the real name of the man called "Jesus" nor would he have looked like the pictures depicting "Jesus" since the chances of a man born in the Middle East looking Western European, with the coloring and hair he's shown to have. Try reading a book about the time period if you want to learn more about the past, and maybe even learn about a subject before sharing more useless facts.
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From A To Z
A Sun Is A Sun
Smarty Pants
She Doesn't
Busted
I'm Not A Taxi Service
I Ate Chicken, Not Salmon, Dude
The Level Of Stupid Is Too Damn High
Another Facebook Fail
It's Spelled Australia*
The Future Is Awesome
Luke And His Relationship Status
A Great Way To Start 2014, A Dumb Status Post
A Hard Decision
I Said Before Google Maps
They were probably the same people who knew the difference between "know" and "no"
Embarrassing Facebook Status
Oh Canadians...
Turns Out Math Is Useful After High School
Feeling Annoyed
Nope
If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?
*Internal Screaming Intensifies*
Always Check Your Spelling
Kids Born In The 00's
This Animal Lover
This is a tumblr thing lol Purposefully saying the wrong animals/species.
Thank You For You Sacrifice
Facebook Never Fails To Amuse Me
Apply Cold Water To The Burned Area
Another Facebook Fail
Awkward
Crazy Nature
Oops
I almost googled that to see if it's a "legit" site in existence. :P
You're Right, There Isn't A Sun In Your Room
Busted!
Are You Ok?
*blank stares* ... on a serious note ... as a society I feel like we are trying to do way too much with the Dorito
Ultimate Fail
Are You Serious?
This is the same person that puts sparklers in their a*s, and records it.
Facebook Knows Everything
Man Is His Own Worst Enemy
Fact Of The Day
Oops
Goodbye
At Least He Is With Princess Diana
Found Dog
The Night Of All Nights
I feel like this kid was becoming increasingly more intoxicated as he typed this...
Lion For Dinner ?
I Hate Facebook
Visiting Grandma
Oreo Spelled Backwards
Burn
As single can be a noun, adjective and verb it's an easy mistake to make. Being a douchebag is much worse than being incorrect.
Did He Just Agreed To Being Stupid?
Justin Bieber's Fan
That's Not Even A Question
Facebook Boy Can Predict The Future
I Hate Political Posts On Facebook, But...
I can't even read this, I'm too distracted by the big black c*ck staring into my soul
Overly "Pregnant"
Omg Just Met Johnny Derp
Dad Wants The World To Know... #firstperiod
All Eyes On The Helmet Please
Let Me Just Run Up Some Credit In Your Name...
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."... Albert Einstein
Makes you wonder if people are just getting more stupid these days... But then again, I've known people (15 years ago) that didn't know Antarctica existed and thought Italy was a continent. We just didn't have social media and pages like this to share it :p
Did those people that thought Italy was a continent also think Africa is a country? There are a lot of those around.
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Load More Replies..."Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."... Albert Einstein
Makes you wonder if people are just getting more stupid these days... But then again, I've known people (15 years ago) that didn't know Antarctica existed and thought Italy was a continent. We just didn't have social media and pages like this to share it :p
Did those people that thought Italy was a continent also think Africa is a country? There are a lot of those around.
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