The key to a happy life on Facebook is to only befriend people who aren't very witty. Because as you can see from this hilarious list of Facebook comebacks, having sharp-witted friends can only lead to trouble. Compiled by Bored Panda, these brilliant burns are sure to make you laugh. They'll also make you think twice about writing something the next time you log into Facebook. Don't forget to vote for the best!
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Actually that's true, it IS based on your browser history. I see stuff I was looking at on Amazon all the time in the ads section.
Believe me, I've never seen God. One big contributing factor to my atheism.
I totally pictured a doctor running through a hospital trying to find his patients
I have literally seen someone put as their status "I think someone is breaking into my home!" ... and you are on FB and not calling 911?
Yeah they definitely should've called the cops immediately, but hopefully somebody called the cops for them if they read their post.
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It's actually kind of sad that people would do this instead of getting help
Share with your contacts within 2 minutes and you'll have better luck for the rest of the year!
at least call poison control first? I have some really hilarious (not at the time) incidents where I had to call, pretty sure I didn't Facebook first.
...and apparently Facebook is the way to go in regards to your child's safety. Nice one! How dumb can people be?
Just put it on program #5 and it's all set. It's not healthy though to adopt your washing machine
A woman this...special you can't be sarcastic around, so just tell her to go to the hospital
If he's looking at young girl eating lollipops and thinking 'yeah, penis' he probably should be on some kind of sex register...
This is funny to me because only female mosquitoes are bloodsuckers. Male mosquitoes have a diet similar to a butterfly's.
This is a silly "imagine" scenario. "What if we had dubstep in the 90s?" We'd have dubstep in the 90s. It's not like dubstep is a social movement or big cultural revolution. I don't like dubstep, and because I don't look for it, I hardly ever hear it.
I feel like the vast majority of these submissions were posted by youths between 13 and 21.
I don't really do facebook mostly because my burns are like a sunburn, you don't really know you've been burnt until the next day
Also for the record, this site is called BORED panda! Who are you to judge what she does with her life? You dont know her or her situation anymore than i do. I have a friend going through Chemo, and the only thing that he can do is browse stuff online, and his vice is Imgur. And you are judging someone you don't know, bro.
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I don't really do facebook mostly because my burns are like a sunburn, you don't really know you've been burnt until the next day
Also for the record, this site is called BORED panda! Who are you to judge what she does with her life? You dont know her or her situation anymore than i do. I have a friend going through Chemo, and the only thing that he can do is browse stuff online, and his vice is Imgur. And you are judging someone you don't know, bro.
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