The key to a happy life on Facebook is to only befriend people who aren't very witty. Because as you can see from this hilarious list of Facebook comebacks, having sharp-witted friends can only lead to trouble. Compiled by Bored Panda, these brilliant burns are sure to make you laugh. They'll also make you think twice about writing something the next time you log into Facebook. Don't forget to vote for the best!

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

Mrs. Johanson FTW!

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AcousticGString 2 years ago

Actually that's true, it IS based on your browser history. I see stuff I was looking at on Amazon all the time in the ads section.

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

How many people looked at their keyboards?

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

Another of Mrs. Johanson's summer school students.

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AcousticGString 2 years ago

Damn bruh, that was savage!

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Hans 2 years ago

Bad use of citations is best countered by use of citations. Brilliant!

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Mahmoud Ragab 2 years ago

Found a meaning for his/her life

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Winter 2 years ago

Ouch! *giggle*

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Kjorn 2 years ago

at least that guys take it well.

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Mahmoud Ragab 2 years ago

I rest my case

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AcousticGString 2 years ago

lolol geezus!

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AcousticGString 2 years ago

That's gotta be frustrating for straight ladies :/

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Master Markus 2 years ago

Believe me, I've never seen God. One big contributing factor to my atheism.

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Liz Miller 2 years ago

I totally pictured a doctor running through a hospital trying to find his patients

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

damn, savage

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Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

LMFAO!!!!

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Frankie Engelbert 2 years ago

Definitely an awesome response.

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AcousticGString 2 years ago

Shit, let me go get you some ice for that burn!

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Kjorn 2 years ago

i want that address. a pizza delivery in 20 sec that's good!

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Hans 2 years ago

Har har har

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Kjorn 2 years ago

i must be really tired or this is really funny but i almost crap my pants reading this one

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Silent Skeleton 2 years ago

lmao self burn

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

I have literally seen someone put as their status "I think someone is breaking into my home!" ... and you are on FB and not calling 911?

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Mirriam Banda 2 years ago

i can make simple children books sound dirty

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BMP7777 2 years ago

Oh man that was ugly

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Kjorn 2 years ago

take that Claire!

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Justin time 2 years ago

If he's looking at young girl eating lollipops and thinking 'yeah, penis' he probably should be on some kind of sex register...

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Kjorn 2 years ago

f*cking funny! That's the kind of friends guys have

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Mahmoud Ragab 2 years ago

Agree

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macah 2 years ago

That's not really a burn, just stating a fact, no?

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Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

How many of these people actually went to school?

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Hans 2 years ago

Very good!

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Justin time 2 years ago

Sarcasm level: Dad!

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Long Joan Silver 2 years ago

Yay Clive!

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Mahmoud Ragab 2 years ago

Sure thing

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

top 8? Is he talking about Myspace?

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Theodora Kane 2 years ago

Love it. And agree.

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Jamal W 2 years ago

HA! GOT EM!

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Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

Are there reeeeally idiot guys that say shit like this????

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Cameron Johnson 2 years ago

flames? o.o

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Hans 2 years ago

A very valid proposition.

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Long Joan Silver 2 years ago

Hahahahaha gang banged by crayola

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Kookfilosoofia 2 years ago

this one made me laugh

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Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

when facebook users try to be poets

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CluelessLlama13 2 years ago

This is funny to me because only female mosquitoes are bloodsuckers. Male mosquitoes have a diet similar to a butterfly's.

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

LMAO SICK!

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JEFF THE KILLER 2 years ago

exactly.....

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Doug Stringham 2 years ago

I dumped Facebook years ago. It was a time vortex. I know, it's a cool story.

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Cameron Johnson 2 years ago

Oh Joel...

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Catalina Ioan 2 years ago

In all fairness, she missed an apostrophe too (male's)

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Hans 2 years ago

Yep, definitely for Molly.

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Hans 2 years ago

Too much blurred here...if I remember this correctly, Nicole is of African American origin, which gives a whole different aftertaste...

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Silent Skeleton 2 years ago

I wanna be friends with Caitlin

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J.E.C. 2 years ago

These are so much more entertaining than reading what my friends post.. lol

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Lexi Nicodemus 2 years ago

Kinda feel like this is promoting rape culture...

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Natalia Claudio 2 years ago

This isn't really an epic comeback, just a silly pun...

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Grey Arias 2 years ago

Maybe he is a co

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Lazy Panda 2 years ago

Really? Sleeping body parts is NOTHING

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BoredBunny 2 years ago

Denial...I LOVE IT.

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brandon sat 2 years ago

not true, Mufasa showed Simba the sky in the Lion King ;-)

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Mahmoud Ragab 2 years ago

Unless the templates are erotic

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Pamela Beuret 2 years ago

what "GPA" stands for? I'm from Chile, have no idea :)

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Hans 2 years ago

Ouch.

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Mahmoud Ragab 2 years ago

Damn tough

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Joanne Palmer 2 years ago

hahahahahaha funny stuff!!

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Master Markus 2 years ago

This is a silly "imagine" scenario. "What if we had dubstep in the 90s?" We'd have dubstep in the 90s. It's not like dubstep is a social movement or big cultural revolution. I don't like dubstep, and because I don't look for it, I hardly ever hear it.

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DaPandaMonium 2 years ago

xdamation point lol

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Sreejith Embranthiri.C.V 2 years ago

HIV Aladheen

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Tillie Martinussen 2 years ago

Oooooh no. 🙊🙊

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Brooke Skinner 2 years ago

They lost me at god...

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

nobody commented about the fact she cant spell dick?

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Laury M. 2 years ago

That was a good pun though :3

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Sandra La Madeleine 2 years ago

Even if Will is right, that is a shitty answer.

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