The key to a happy life on Facebook is to only befriend people who aren't very witty. Because as you can see from this hilarious list of Facebook comebacks, having sharp-witted friends can only lead to trouble. Compiled by Bored Panda, these brilliant burns are sure to make you laugh. They'll also make you think twice about writing something the next time you log into Facebook. Don't forget to vote for the best!
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Actually that's true, it IS based on your browser history. I see stuff I was looking at on Amazon all the time in the ads section.
Believe me, I've never seen God. One big contributing factor to my atheism.
I totally pictured a doctor running through a hospital trying to find his patients
I have literally seen someone put as their status "I think someone is breaking into my home!" ... and you are on FB and not calling 911?
If he's looking at young girl eating lollipops and thinking 'yeah, penis' he probably should be on some kind of sex register...
This is funny to me because only female mosquitoes are bloodsuckers. Male mosquitoes have a diet similar to a butterfly's.
