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We believe that you’re familiar with “Dude With Sign”, a popular social media account and internet personality created by Seth Phillips. He gained fame by posting pictures of himself holding humorous cardboard signs with relatable messages in public places. Now, if you're a fan of him, you're in for a delightful twist. Imagine if we took the wit, humor, and cardboard signs of Seth Phillips and handed them over to a witty Dudette!

Meet Nisarah, the creative mind behind “Dudette With Sign”. She emerged onto the social media scene after “Dude With Sign,” and while the format may be similar, her unique take adds a refreshing twist to the world of humorous signage. With her quick wit and relatable commentary, Nisarah brings a female perspective to the everyday situations we all encounter, and her signs are nothing short of hilarious.

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San
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only women should be incharge of their body. Saying this as a man.

sharyn turnicky
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amen to that. Why not make birth control as readily available as Viagra ?

Bean
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!! Slay!

Cyber Returns
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You can't fire that gun as it is classed as a bullet abortion" I think that would be an excellent argument. Fully agree with her!

BJ Hage
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing original here. Lame non attempt at creativity but we all know she's late to the party

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    #2

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    Seb Benson
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #True (although I do love pizza)

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your employees want a liveable wage, reasonable hours and a practical work to life ratio

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If pizza is an acceptable form of compensation, why aren't CEOs paid in pizza?

    BJ Hage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even her signs are copies

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this land of Capitalism=god, there must be a way she can monetize holding these signs.

    RavenTheCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not that we want it, its we need it to survive!

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she is an equal opportunities hater

    everett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some of the best parts of these are the blurry people walking by

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to get that sh*t in the workplace. "Oooh, must be your time of the month". Now, I'm a big, loud mouthed, not afraid to speak/step up, kind of gal. Got me? In a meeting with about 12 company uppers I said something one guy didn't like & that was his response. Seriously? I just gave him "The Dodson Face" and he started cowering in his chair. So then I asked if his level of stupidity was based on the fact he had such a large sperm buildup (obviously insinuating that he never got laid). The President of the company laughed so hard he practically spit coffee out of his nose. MR "must be on her period" was given a dressing down like I have never seen. He basically never spoke to me again. Aw - so sad.

    Amy T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, or your stupidity is showing. Women aren't allowed to be angry but men can burn down villages.

    ဗSailor Moonဗ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time of the month or not, I hate u, I just hate you more during that time

    While the format might seem familiar to those who follow “Dude With Sign”, Nisarah’s take is refreshingly different. With clever wit and relatable commentary, she dives headfirst into the everyday situations we all find ourselves in. It's like she's speaking our minds with her signs.

    Now, you might wonder, "What's the big deal about cardboard signs, anyway?" Well, Nisarah's signs capture the essence of everyday life. Whether it's the troubles of adulting, the quirks of technology, or the hilarity of human interactions, she's got it all covered. Each sign is a slice of life that makes you nod in agreement while secretly chuckling.

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    #4

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any excuse that involves the gender of a person is not an excuse. Don't say "Girls eh?" or "Boys will be boys" say something like "Tracey! Barry! Get you f*cking a*ses her right now you little b*stards!"

    Troy Parr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's an explanation, never an excuse...

    Kathryn Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not an explanation at all. It's ONLY an excuse--an excuse for failure on the part of adults to correct maladaptive behavior.

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    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    What about girls?

    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sugar and spice and all things nice. That's what little girls are made from.

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    Nosirrow
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    2 years ago

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    They will be! Forcing men to be feminine is stupid. There are two sexes, both are different and important. Let men be men.

    D0C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Nosirrow, just so you know, not harrassing women =/= being effiminate.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pockets are too small, meaning the supplies will fall out

    Sara Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or parents! Schools should buy SCHOOL supplies and parents should buy STUDENT supplies. Even those of us that don't have kids still pay school taxes! And they get lotto money. And it's still never enough! We know they aren't paying teachers well, nor buying supplies. Few schools seem to still have the free food programs. So where the heck is it all going to?!

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if it’s a woman. It tends to be a rare thing for our clothes to even have pockets these days

    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER, it should come out over the overpaid beurocrat's pay

    Michael Ruggiero
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    2 years ago

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    Goes back to don't have kids you can't support.

    dev mehta
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    2 years ago

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    This could be misinterpreted

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    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwwww....he got a girlfriend!

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have that problem... I don't wear hoodies. Imagine a fat old fart trying to look like a teenage shoplifter and that's me

    KittyKat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you’re hoodie is better because it becomes mine.

    Sara Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't even THINK about expecting us to buy our own nightshirts! Yours will continue doing very well, thank u!

    Amy Manning
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that she's trolling the guy who also protests funny things! Great partnership!

    Signs have had a massive impact on our society. They're like the mirrors reflecting our beliefs and the loudspeakers for our shared dreams. Throughout history and across different cultures, these simple visual messages have been used to bring about political and social change. They represent the voices of the underrepresented, question the way things are, and inspire movements that have changed the world.

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    #7

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compliment a woman, and she smiles and says "No I'm not". Compliment a man, and he will look confused, then smile for the rest of his life because you made him happy for a day, and he will never forget that

    Tracy Wallick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compliments from men don't mean much if you receive dozens of shallow, disingenuous ""compliments"" that are creepy and/or only meant to try and get in your pants.

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    San
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK but how to tell the difference. Cane someone suggest a class or course

    Steph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know why you got downvoted?!? 😳 You got my upvote! 👍🏻

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    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She's not flirting, she's just trying to keep her job."

    The Veil of Fire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and just because I flirt doesn't mean I want you. I just like to have fun flirting and going home alone.

    D. O. Brndo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or rather "she's flirting, but only to spite someone else"

    Kathryn Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contrary to your petty-minded, misogynistic beliefs, men are not the center of female existence, and most likely, she's just doing her f*****g JOB and you're being both creepy AND hateful.

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    Sara Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dated a guy once that seriously thought every woman that was being nice or mildly flirtatious wanted to "s*ck his d*ck". 100% serious. He thought he was ALL THAT when he most certainly is NOT! I stayed with him for WAY too long

    Sean Sean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just goes to show how little men get complimented.

    Kathryn Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, just goes to show that men think basic customer service is somehow all about THEM instead of, you know, business as usual. If you aren't nice to customers they tend not to come back.

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    Kerensa Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES, this irritates me SOOOOOO much and is such a waste of everyones time

    Oddly Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd rather hide their shame.

    Kyle Mathes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we're required by law to do just that

    featherytoad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not advertise for one thing and it turns out to be another. I once interviewed for a customer service position. I thought, great, I came from and inbound cs call center. It was for an outbound call center selling magazines. That is not customer service.

    Evy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do in my organisation and we stick to it. We are proud of our transparency

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't do what my employer does and post an hourly range that goes from "the starting wage for every person we hire for this position" to "you're retiring next year after working for 40 years."

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UK charity shops don't hike the prices up on clothes, but they do know the value and sell them at as low a price as they can

    Rainbow Butterfly 🦋
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love charity shops! You can find great clothes for really cheap. Most of my wardrobe is from charity shops :)

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    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they don't. Thrifted clothes only cost about a fifth of new ones in my country. Levi's men's jeans $110 new. Same jeans at op shop I bought for $6.

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what my brother who manages a Salvos says, they are trained to learn how much each brand typically charges and price it no more than 1/3 of that.

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    Pyla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to break it to you, but thrift clothing is flipped all over the web, from Poshmark, to Goodwill itself, to ebay, et al. What you are ACTUALLY saying is that you want to score cheap designer garments. They are out there. You have to look and work at it. And there is PLENTY of cheap stuff going off to the landfill.

    The Veil of Fire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to a garage sale. All the items were priced as if they were selling online through so fancy boutique. 🙄,

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have found that the phenomenon of over-priced clothes is cyclic. There is a certain turn-over even at thrift stores, and every so often somebody comes around who thinks they are experts at pricing donated items. Often, especially at Goodwill and Value Village the items have color coded tags, and over-priced items just sit in the store until their price tag color rotates to the fifty percent off category. And at Goodwill to the $1.79 category after it didn't sell even at 50% off. And then that "expert" leaves, and all of a sudden prices are alright again.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what thrift stores are you shopping at?

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    In today's digital world, signs have found a new stage on social media. When people take pictures of signs at protests and share them online, those pictures can spread like wildfire. This means that the message on the sign can reach lots of people quickly, even people from different parts of the world.

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    The use of hashtags has become integral to this phenomenon. Activists often accompany images of signs with relevant hashtags, such as #BlackLivesMatter or #MeToo. These hashtags serve as digital signposts, guiding social media users to related content and discussions. They create online communities around specific issues, making it easier for people to connect, share their experiences, and stand up for the same important things.

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    Seb Benson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish people were more honest in this sense... I hate it when someone comes up with some convoluted nonsense instead just saying "no thanks, not my thing"

    The Veil of Fire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People invite me my response now is "Wow that does sound like fun. I will give it consideration but you know me I most likely will not go. Thanks for the invite...that's the best part."

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I already made some plans with Luna. Oh Luna? She’s my cat.

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    Kelly Scott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When coat hooks were on stall doors, women would hang their purses on them. Then teens would come along, reach over the doors, and steal the purses. They'd be long gone before the owner could get out of the stall to chase them. So many places took the hooks down.

    Judy Chandler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liberated woman with tee shirt sexist males would love

    Katherine Heasley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen! I will fight this battle with you, sister!

    Paula Pattison
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen one without a hook (Europe/UK)

    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like most stalls do though?

    Steph
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    There is a reason, they don’t have them. Use your brain, please!

    Mimi La Souris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the reason is... ? i have a brain but i left it in my coat

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    Seb Benson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well of course, I'm not going to ignore them. That would be rude!

    Clown fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they pass you a pretend phone you better get all chatty as well

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    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dudette is in amazing physical shape. 😍

    Patsy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same goes for if they had you a phone, you best say hello g-damnit!

    Daria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, who wouldn't?

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abso-frickin-lutely! Face pulling is an optional extra, but you must feel guilty for not pulling faces

    Julia H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck, I wave first ❤️

    Lantana Howell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen! And if they hand you a phone, you pretend to answer it.

    Amy T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it freaks me out when babies acknowledge my presence. I just know I'm going to permanently screw up this other being in the 5 seconds I'm around it.

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    Throughout history, signs have been powerful tools for political and social activism. Nisarah's signs may not be your typical protest placards, but they are undeniably effective in drawing attention to various social concerns. While protest signs have traditionally conveyed powerful messages to rally people around a cause, Nisarah uses her own unique brand of signage to tackle important issues in a refreshing way.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree. If one starts with the 'customer is always right' stuff, then ask them how they would do your job and keep correcting them when they are wrong. End with "Not so right now, are you?"

    Bored&InSchool
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if they know exactly how to do your job?

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    Aiden Brough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the most misused 'slogans' and one that annoys the hell out of me because it's meaning is totally misleading. "The customer is always right... In matters of taste and fashion". It's not refering to that entitled customer with their dumbarsed attitude but to the general belief that the seller will do their best to accomondate to the customer requirements because with out them, they wouldn't have a business.

    El Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'The customer is always right IN MATTERS OF TASTE'

    Mike Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually argue with my customers if I can do something better than what they requested.

    Susan King
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told that the actual saying is' the customer believes they are always right'

    Don Bohn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The customer is always right.....about to say something stupid.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UGH. I hate this about the US (where I was born, raised & still live). Employees should have the right to tell belligerent/aggressive customers to just "Get the F*CK out". OOH, you might lose A customer, but you know what? You go public with that sh*t & you'll probably gain 100.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presidents/Prime Ministers should be around the age of 40 to 50 years old and have worked in retail before trying to get into politics. Not some old out of touch fart that should have been buried with their outdated beliefs and knowledge

    Troy Parr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also, she isn't male... USA hasn't had a female president (yet?).

    sharyn turnicky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one over the age of 50 should be elected President

    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you cant have everything.

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    Ranita
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to know the answer too. HOW??

    Norah Reilly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because 'they' have all the money and the rest of us have none!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy. Go to Amazon and buy a green screen.

    Sara Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Credit cards! Because heaven forbid people live WITHIN their means. (And I'm not talking about rent and food. I'm talking about all the electronic gadgets, waiting in line to drop $2k on the newest iPhone because u NOW have the last model, going on ridiculous vacations every year, and THEN complain about not being able to afford rent, food, etc)

    DippityDooDerp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who goes on trips every year. Have a job, work in a certain field, budget and save. Only travel in the US (sorry guys. Your countries look amazing but flying scares me ). Don't go to expensive places. Avoid major tourist areas. And, if you can, be friends with or related to someone who works for a hotel chain. Someone in my family works for Hilton. I can stay at a Hampton Inn for like $30 a night.

    LH25
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A neighbor took his family to Hawaii. Two young adult kids and him. Put it all on credit cards. I wonder how much interest he's going to end up paying on it.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EXACTLY! My tap water tastes entirely different from the toilet water! Even after I flush!

    Bear Hall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true. Its taste depends on if it's from a river or a well. How deep the well is and what kind of minerals are in that area. Where the river is originated from and what kind of soil it carries. Just from the top of my head.

    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An anecdote. Muslims buy water from Mecca. Unless they're visiting Mecca, in which case they buy water from anywhere else. Water from Mecca tastes awful.

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    Danish Susanne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have noticed that our tapwater tastes especially good early morning but much blander later in the day, and I wonder why.

    The Veil of Fire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, grew up on well water. Yummy. City water...yuck. Even bottle water tastes different. Evian tastes different in Italy and in the states. So strange.

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something we were told before our school camp to central Australia from Melbourne, don't drink the water in Adelaide (we only stayed there for one night, so most of us had bottles refilled before we got there) not because it is not drinkable, just because of the taste! :)

    Jovmen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All water is flavorless. Only the compounds dissolved in water can be tasted.

    Bean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yess! NYC water tastes a lot different than NJ water

    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess water should not taste.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    agreed. First statement that makes me think you habe a brain and using it to think.

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    Carrot_1331
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is *her* sign supposed to say GAS MONEY or gas AND money

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    sharyn turnicky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, my business is so boring, you would be wasting your time.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, how is standing with a sign giving people advice "minding your own business"

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    Joshua Seaman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Standing in public holding a sign about this is kind of ironic 😅

    Danish Susanne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she cannot possibly meen that in all situations. When people seem to need help, just minding your own business is evil.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    Yeah, exactly! Why do YOU mind other people‘s business SO MUCH? Nothing better to do?

    Mimi La Souris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that you get angry all alone cause that person doesn’t read your comments, right ? :)

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 5ft 6in in every direction

    Daria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find tall guys intimidating, not hot. My height +10cm (4in) is the max limit for me.

    JasiBri
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More women need to hear this

    ExtraObserver
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a very ugly tall guy (6'8"/203 cm), I agree

    Prince of Darkness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can confirm. i'm 6'2" and resemble old mac'n'cheese

    sbj
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tall men do it for me, it's my weakness

    Apachebathmat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See I thought that about myself, married a guy 6’4, blue eyes chiselled feature, total idiot, remarried to a short, hairy, beer bellied guy who’s eyes are possibly too close together and I couldn’t be happier

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    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the lady in front! Great picture 👍🏻

    Ian Webling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One hundred and thirty-four pictures and never twice is she wearing the same outfit. That's more clothes than I've owned in my entire life. And I'm old.

    JasiBri
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even think of that but I concur 😂

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss trick or treat. Walking around with a knife scaring kids used to be fun... even on Halloween

    Paula Pattison
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time I ever had trick or treaters come to my house they were extremely stoned university students. They were so happy when I gave them candy

    Amy T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do. Our candy is different.

    Chris Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should happen more. It is a low key way to meet your neighbors, introduce yourself, and maybe smile. We don't get to know the people around us enough.

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, dont forget the kid inside you

    Sara Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teens too! I got NO problems with an 18 yo coming to trick or treat at my house! As long as they r polite and courteous about it

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    Joshua Seaman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't want to go" is a perfectly valid statement to be respected.

    attunedsorcerer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respect people's boundaries. Don't nag them with constant invites.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My go-to is" oh, thank you for asking, but I already have plans". If they push and ask what the plans are: I say, "They're private plans". They can take that to mean whatever they want. What I am REALLY saying is: I would rather use hot sauce as eyedrops than attend your function/party. And what I'm REALLY doing is: putting on a fresh pair of warm jammies (put them in the dryer for a few minutes - heaven!), making a cup of tea & getting my cozy blankie so I can lay on my pillow laden daybed and catch up on all my BritBox shows.

    Timbob
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    2 years ago

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    Next time I won’t ask you.

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago

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    Just give them the excuse I give: Sorry, I can't go because I want to skin you alive and then eat your skin

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    David Leick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straws in general seem kind of pointless.

    SleepSycho
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bypass the teeth so prevent some damage and cold sensitivity. Also slows me down from guzzling entire shake, or maybe just helps me do it faster??? But I take it as maybe we shouldn’t have so many plastic cups

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    Sara Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because straws aren't the problem. It's all the other plastic

    Paul Moore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As of today there banned in the UK

    Carrot_1331
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But paper straws hit DIFFERENT when you’re drinking pop. I just don’t want to drink the straw as wel…

    Ryan Mercer
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    2 years ago

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    honey_milktea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait i never thought about that...

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    You get my first upvote for that! 👍🏻 But I wonder if you’d consider refusing the drink, if it were served to you like that

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    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Can I not have my steak with some grilled veggies?

    San
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No you can't it's against the law

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    Ima Manimal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll have the vegan prime rib and the vegan lobster…….. Uh, sir, this is a steak and seafood restaurant.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah in my country no-one offers veggie options at a BBQ, you have to plan ahead and bring. But if you mention that you're muslim or jewish they will run rings around you to make sure the meat is kosher/halaal... so ... some equal respect for all religions would be nice.

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is pretty standard to have salads etc with meat at a BBQ, just like a picnic, am I missing something?

    SparkDragon
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As with any dietary requirements, whether religious, moral or medical, check with the host before you go. (Sorry, I know this isn't a funny comment - common sense is so boring)

    Kathryn Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dislike, and not because I'm vegetarian. You're a terrible host if you can't provide something for ALL your guests to enjoy. That's basic hospitality.

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago

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    Vegan options may smell like a turd and look like a turd, but I'm not the one eating it

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so much medication that any bug that bites me dies of a drug overdose

    Hagrid's Pet Unicorn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me, they're not. I'm also on a lot of meds and not only did the mosquito that bit me not die, it gave me dengue. Bloody bugger :(

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    Dre Mosley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven't been bitten by one in years. I paid my dues growing up right by a lake. Couldn't even be outside after sundown because of them.

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this summer in Spain have no rained a single day so not many mosquitoes as other years...Sigh.

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I mention this every time mozzies are mentioned, but it's because it's so amazing to me- take vitamin B (I usually only take B12) daily and they don't bite anymore. I know for certain that's what does it because I stopped briefly and they started biting again, after 15+ years, and stopped again when I resumed.

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    Bear Hall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But women can be opinionated about anybody's cloths? It's not fair.

    Orange Tabby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause women don't say s**t like "he's asking for it" & "Did you see what he's wearing?" about men

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    Amy T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if she's wearing like a clown outfit to a funeral.....that's fair game. Unless it's a clown's funeral.

    Ryan Mercer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I still have opinions about what they don't wear?

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Does this sweater make my a*s look big?" "I have no opinion." "So, it does make my a*s look big!" "No honey. It's the fat that makes your a*s look big."

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly the kind of thing I wouldn't say to anyone.

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    Mike Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strongly disagree. People keep bringing up rape as though that's even slightly relevant. Rape isn't an opinion and so it's not relevant here. If she means "control" then I would agree. If she means me to keep it to myself unless asked then I mostly agree. "No opinion" would mean I can't answer when she asks if some dress looks good.

    Sara Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree. I want to look good for my man. The difference is when they start thinking they get to have a SAY in what I wear. That's very different

    Sara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that include male clothing designers?

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    MrLiesegang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then we need a Token White Person

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't wear a red shirt and you'll be fine. (Star Trek©™® reference)

    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There actually is a movie coming out about this called the blackening I believe looks really good

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    horror, war, police, thriller movies too

    D. O. Brndo
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then, the movie is like 5 minutes, because we all turn around and go home.

    D0C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The black cast member is one of the last to die in ALIEN. Also, the cat lives.

    Oerff On Tour
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's a horror movie with only black actors, then it is made by a studio that's run by white men, who targeted it at black people, so they can make a sh!tload of money.

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he should change his first name to Richard and then the sign would describe him as well as name him

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? WTF is wrong with young men in this age that don't use birth control?

    Ryan Mercer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Musk has 11 kids. Also refuses to use a condom. Also likes to have affairs with other guys' wives. He believes his DNA is a gift to the world and that it's okay to grow up without a dad as long as you grow up rich.

    madbakes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh he knows. He's just delusional.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never heard about him, google him, never want to heard about him anymore (12 childrens...)

    Sara Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! What the heck happened there?! Soon he will have no $ to live on because he's got too much in child support. To all these women thinking they hit the money train: the more kids he has, the less $ u will get

    Andrew Payne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she should take heed of post 19!

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    2 years ago

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    Nadia D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I am planning on a podcast about a therapy?

    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand using a podcast to talk about something on your mind, i myself though prefer historical ones

    Zwiebel Suppe
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    2 years ago

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    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    Start working, not discriminating with your propaganda!

    dremetrius
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you're spending your time worrying about discrimination against podcasters.

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    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell does this one mean ?

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or his mother was the kind of person who remembers those kinds of details and passed that skill onto him and he likes remembering dates and times that are significant. 9:16am.

    Danish Susanne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And my mother asked me just the other day how old I was. When I told her I was surprised she didn't remember (I am her firstborn) she said something about forgetting details when you get older. Am I too sensitive because I felt a little offended at being called a detail?

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    Dr Robert Neville
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know mine, 23:55, my dad complained on many occasions that the pub was shut so he couldn't celebrate.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20% of men believe in astrology. Not far off women's stat of 37%.

    Oddly Me
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person on the lower left, shares my expression upon reading this one.

    suptho
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom doesn’t count.

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    Seb Benson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep... it's been well over 10 years and the psycho is still blocked... staying that way too...

    Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone down vote this. Have an upvote. And good on you for blocking them.

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    ️cleopatr1k ️
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i tried but he keeps making new accounts :/

    Brendan
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    2 years ago

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    Block "him"? Sorry, but a little sexist there. There are psychos on both sides.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol there’s my daily exercise right there

    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 "Run to the hills, run for your liiiifeee"

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you get your steps in...

    San
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fitbit disagrees on this one

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    dremetrius
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But answering "with hard work, and a monthly subscription for mace" works well.

    Dre Mosley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that's what I want to be for the foreseeable future.

    Kathryn Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Because I have agency as a human being and zero desire to be someone else's property. Oh and also I'm aromantic and the thought of me being in a relationship makes me want to vomit. Byeeeee~"

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    I suppose you get that asked a lot… no wonder! 🙄

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    Brendan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Men who have no issues with men going to therapy. Not every man needs therapy.

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everyone regardless of gender should go because everyone has issues.

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    cadena kuhn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men who work on their issues are more attractive basically

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is the stigma attached to men getting therapy as being weak. It's the reason why men's mental health is so bad and always misrepresented. We have anxiety about coming forward because we are supposed to 'Man Up'

    Kathryn Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what could help you work past antiquated and harmful stereotypes? Therapy.

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    Rhonda Quick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two kinds of people...those who have had therapy and those who need therapy.

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    Bored&InSchool
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it needs to be called a time off demand.

    Tracy Wallick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a request, it's a notice. I'm notifying you that I will not be at work.

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    Julia H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss says same. We let her know when we'll be out.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha! I was a self employed bookkeeper for over 25 years. I had to explain to more than one company owner that I was not their employee, they were my client. Hey, you want to start paying into my Social Security and Unemployment, give me paid benefits & vacation, just let me know. So, I told the last guy I worked with (on Monday) that I would be unavailable the following week on Thursday & Friday. He flipped out - now, bear in mind I worked from home on an "as needed" basis, essentially 2-3 hours per day. After letting him get his little temper tantrum under control I reminded him - I am NOT your employee, you are MY client. I am not requesting time off, I am INFORMING you that I will be unavailable on the dates specified.

    Kat Hoth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My time off request is to let you know I will be gone for these days.

    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And our denial of pay isn’t an option!

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    I‘d give you any time off, if that meant you‘d spare us with your nonsense!

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    Mia Kilroy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have have brought it up before if i've had reason to, and a few times they have lied. Told me the truth on the date. Not even applicable to me at my advanced age (lol) but these matters are absolutely important for compatibility reasons and "your overwhelming charm" will not surpass my "liberal values" sir.

    D. O. Brndo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if this was normal, maybe i would date, ha ha

    Nosirrow
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    2 years ago

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    Yes, it's good to establish if you are pro life or anti life, if you take responsibility for your actions or if you call a baby a fetus, a worthless lump of cells. Definitely make sure you're not dating a psychopath.

    Ryan Mercer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you over simplify a complex issue with an elitist attitude it's easy to see healthcare as a menace.

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sneeze a lot. My office is downstairs & my husband's is upstairs. So, I sneeze and hear "Bless you!" Second sneeze "Bless you!" Third sneeze? He knows to not even bother. But after 6 or 7 he'll pop his head down and go "You still got brains?"

    DDP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and after the third one, all you get is Hail Satan

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always feel bad because I never say bless you and rarely say thank you when others say it to me, because it seems like a weird unnecessary practice that the general public hasn't cottoned onto yet.

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    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know she doesn’t know, but I know. I’m excited about it and looking for an excuse to buy her a special treat and a toy!

    Lil Miss Hobbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. He has no idea, but it makes me happy. And that makes him happy.

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    sharyn turnicky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of my fur babies knew their birthday, I did and we had a celebration

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting excited about your dog's birthday is felt by the dog. They don't know what they are excited about, but there is no way they are passing up a chance to be excited. Then they come home with no balls

    God
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't matter young one. All my creations should be happy.

    Maarten VP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog sniffing a*s in background

    LegendsNeverDIE
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg thank you!! I actually agree with this one...I'm so sick of people treating their dogs like they're the most important being in the world FFS (probably gonna receive hate for that)

    Moë
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No hate here, I know my cats are the most important 😂

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    itsameanni
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    outfit repeater? so wearing my clothes?

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only clothes I wear are repeats. Who can afford to wear something new every time?

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only tabloids that even notice

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only people who shame others on their outfit is women. Men don't care and will even suggest wearing the same thing you wore that one time because you looked great in it

    Rob(erta) Roy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care what people wear! I honestly don't pay attention most of the time lol

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    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    How about starting yourself? Haven’t seen a picture of you holding up a sign in the same outfit!

    Mimi La Souris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are so aggressive in all your comments, here, a hug.

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO ONE is qualified to give relationship advice. You would have to know both parties so intimately that you are both of them. The best you can do is give relationship ideas and suggestions (My Mom)

    majandess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does "advice" mean if not ideas and suggestions?

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    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    And you are? Qualified for your cardboard messages?

    Onuh Rita
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you? Qualified to ask her if she's qualified?

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent Gogo Yubari costume

    Unstable_Artist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, that character that I definitely know. Wow they’re such a character.

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    David Leick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy on the right is apparently in a Blur album cover costume.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    Please don’t tell us what we are or what not…

    Ephemeral Mochi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nobody is holding you at gunpoint and forcing you to read this article, jeez

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    Steph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! Sunscreen is very important!

    Michelle Reynolds
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But be prepared for it to fail. Happened to me 3 times (their names are Will, Olivia and Braeden LOL)

    Wendy Bayer
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    2 years ago

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    San
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to Nick cannon

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago

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    Have sex with a shotgun

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bev and I use the Tealc GIF Indeed when we agree on something or think something is a good idea https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/tealc-stargate-gif-17960585

    Sova_Likes_Spoons
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's mine. I just need to find someone who shares it with me

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    It‘s not. I feel harassed by memes. Most of them are truely spam of people seeking more attention.

    cadena kuhn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so not your love language but for some it's become a true expression of love

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can you convince my employer also?

    Frances M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Called in sick last week and was told I have 5 more days left to call in sick for before the end of 2023. Ireland.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately I always think that the kids don't deserve their care being cancelled (understaffing in education is causing more people to quit, and on it goes in a cycle)

    Dre Mosley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully my employer gives us those. I'm bad about taking them though.

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    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like me, an spaniard, trying to speak in english. I feel like I am destroying it.

    God
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As God I can confirm everyone has some sort of accent.

    D. O. Brndo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm waiting for the "he's not hot" sign. be honest.

    Isa's left eye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But non-american accents are so soothing imo

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but I have an accent AND I am hot!

    Ellie Hope
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex was scottish that's the only reason I married him, it lasted 8 months.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    Now this comes across as racist! Accents are charming! I love when people put effort in learning foreign languages! Just proves they are versatile - that alone makes them attractive!

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    Daria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Good thing my bee stings don't need one :D

    Michelle Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who does NOT wash their bras? Ugh gross!!!

    Princeofdarkness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw away old bras that's the real answer

    Dee B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww, didn't know this was a issue for some women. 🤮

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one wants a chewing gum coloured bra

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you hitting people with a bag full of fries?

    Ike Quigley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're the wild ones that tried to escape.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Supply Chain Issues' has resulted in my medications being changed a lot over the last few months for compatible medications

    Marinasongs1432
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah my wee bro now has a new pharmacy for his pills.

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    CORGI QUEEN
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covering up a comment that they should've kept to themselves! How are you, pandas?

    Timbob
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    2 years ago

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    She’s a screamer, not a singer!!!

    Kat Hoth
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    2 years ago

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    Oh, man! That song Easy sounds like someone being tortured.

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    GettingCereal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supply chain issues? Inflation? Monopoly?

    Steph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutly! I‘d rather go to a concert, knowing there is professional security than being unsafe. Same for flights! Don’t save on the staff. Security control first. What the heck with cheap tickets, if that means it could be the last one I purchased.

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    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop going, and they automatically become cheaper !

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    So the roadies get paid even less? You know how much money goes into Organisation, set-up and security?

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    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    FYI: thank you! I think we know 👍🏻

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a tall person, I always stood in the back of crowds. Until I realised that that relegated me to stand among the losers.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    Well, it’s not one’s fault if their genes made them grow tall! And if they were on time and stand front row, good for them, credits for not being late… it‘s my opinion and I truely believe it counts just as much. I don’t go around with a sign forcing my opinion upon others.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    Another discrimination!!!

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men don't care either as long as you love us

    Tracy Wallick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, men do, because plenty of us have stories about total strangers (men) telling us how *they* think we should dress/wear makeup/etc.

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    Kat Hoth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't wear it wether they care or not. It's a pain to put on, then you gotta clean it off before you go to bed or ruin your pillow cases.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women who wear makeup should be sued for deceptive practices.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    … but you care how a man presents himself?

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...I thought it was crazy this new trend of untucked shirt except one spot at the front, this, one half is driving me more nuts!

    Unstable_Artist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re not allowed to give opinions on her outfit, remember? /j

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I need more coffee. To me, it's like giving my brain a battery acid enema

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except my meds don't allow me to sleep until the night time ones kick in, and even then you never know...

    Steph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. I know what I need at what time. Thank you for your consideration.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely right! I need coffee because I keep having naps

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    San
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I need coffee. There is no such thing as to much coffee. I will fight any who try to tell to stop sipping my coffee. Coffee is life it is love it is EVERYTHING. PRASE THE COFFEE

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wish Bev a happy Valentine's Day, and she says the same thing back then we go out and have fun for the day

    Steph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet! That’s how it should be HAPPY VALENTINE!

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you? Maybe discuss this when you start dating, I would say there is no need for valentines day regardless

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I said some vows and have a legal binding document that says she's my permanent valentine at this point.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    …because „she“ would throw a fit, if she weren’t asked. And you might be the first one to throw a fit…

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Public Toilets? Definitely. At home? Change the roll!

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    Why not simply replace toilet paper, when you are using the last sheet?

    GettingCereal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she means in public toilets. I don't walk around with an extra roll of toilet paper in my bag. Usually.

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    Bored&InSchool
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true, and it will also I believe always go like this: people working together, someone feeling like the others are doing it wrong, and then that guy just doing the rest of it.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    …as if you know what you are talking about! Haven’t even seen you in a group photograph so far!

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    Kaa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I still follow my friend's ex to keep her updated in case he gets a new gf or such

    A C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's an ex then hes an ex for a reason? and surely he isn't worth a second of yours or your friends time? WGAF if he has a new gf?? Move on, have some self respect and leave that insignificant mo fo to get on with it 🙌

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one cares what you are wearing as long as you don't go out in public in your pyjamas expecting to be taken seriously

    Steph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it okay, if I am a little late and bring the trash out in time for pick up at 5:30 am? 😂 I try to be quick, so I don’t offend anyone in my Pj. 😉👍🏻

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not how it looks to outsiders, it's how you feel in it. The first one may have made you feel too dressy, or not enough or drawn attention to something you didn't want to that day. Doesn't mean you are holding up someone for no reason, in fact when I actually get dressed to go out I give myself enough time to do multiple choices, unless I specifically want to wear something already decided on.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought they were the same, just the products for sale differed xx

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    … and expecting to have everything paid by your date? You‘d are a put-off!

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    Rebelliousslug
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone else reading these all as her shouting in your head? Just me?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean the shops in her area don't sell Kit Kats?

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife texted me first and that's how we ended up on our first date.

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do it! WE guys won't expect it and we will panic!

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    Oliver Nelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely need to be reminded of this. :(

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a thing? Does it mean in the dating world, or clothing?

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our next door neighbor Mr. Butch has an inground pool and he's 90 and loves having our family over. We spend half our summer hanging with Mr. Butch.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    I Hope you mean CAR pools!

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    Melody Shanahan-Kluth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair, dudette has a smol boobage going on. Not wearing a bra for her is easy. Not so much for us larger ladies ;)

    A C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! The only time I don't wear a bra is when I want to keep my knee caps warm 😆

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer a bra. Keeps my moobs from getting trapped in my trouser belt

    Batwench
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then my knees would overheat!

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    You look like you are even to hot for clothes! 🙄

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    Christos Arvanitis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I drive to an event and I have to wear a suit, I ask my wife to carry my keys in her purse. I always drive and a few times a year she'll carry my keys and the world keeps spinning just fine...

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    then just don’t carry one! In fact: it‘s literally ME asking my man to put my money/tampon/mobile in his pocketwhen we go out.

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why my non-drinking father never wanted to go to work Christmas parties, far too many blackout drunks (well and the forced social time (with people you work with))!

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    2 years ago

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    normal question! I ask about the strengths as well. Just Shows if someone has a good perception of themself.

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    2 years ago

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    Sadly gasoline and oil prices went up. There are currently wars „thanks“ to the scarcity of raw energy sources.

    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do you have to post that you disagree with every single one of these? Like, I disagree with some of them and have said so, but every comment you make is negative.

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    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that similar to an invitation ?

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    No. It’s good to know to save a special date! Especially when the location is not yet confirmed.

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    Boreddd(she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But- but- how about my 5 pair of pants and 7 bras? What if I get stranded? What if I fall in a puddle twice every day?

    Batwench
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the UK, we need to pack for all weathers.

    Kat Hoth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you need is a backpack for overnight.

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, but I also have forgotten my pjs about 50% of the times I'm staying somewhere...

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    Erin Geiger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hog wash! My toiletry bag is 1/4 of a 'carry on'. Throw in a pair of boots, I have room for exactly one day of clothes

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are you supposed to steal the hotel goodies when you pack to come home?

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    Considering the amount of your outfits: YOU DOOOOO!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As does, the shorter the caption the worse it is. For example, after 50 years of marriage my aunt said to my uncle "Still here?"

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    How do you know? Own experience?

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    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God gave you cell phones with cameras! Use them to photograph yourself turning off the oven, locking your front door, unplugging your iron, etc.

    Awesome At Being Autistic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the immersion heater that I keep leaving on.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    Still. Better make sure. You never know. And a sign from you will not reassure me nor my friend with compdis.

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where people chime in with 'but it has sunscreen in it' but I don't know what the stats are on it being enough to keep out the amount of sun exposed to when at the beach all day.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    Your other picture shows differently. But I think I got it by now: the rules you want, do not count for yourself.

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this because going to the bathroom is difficult in a romper? Am I understanding this correctly?

    Batwench
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. It’s also the same if you wear a jumpsuit or dungarees, too much faff to take on and off.

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago

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    Wear a smile and nothing else

    gremlin-king
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounded very awful, I would rather be wearing clothing and a frown then the opposite

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try this one for size "If he takes good pics of flowers he's a keeper".

    Brendan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fancy the pants off my wife. She's beautiful and sexy. But I dread taking photos of her. Every time she sees the photos, she comments on how bad she looks. It makes me sad that she sees herself that way.

    Steph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine cannot handle cameras well, just doesn’t have an eye for photography. Doesn’t mean he cannot see well with his heart. He is a KEEPER nonetheless!

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you date a woman who's a photographer with OCD like did; no pic was good enough, lol.

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    Lil Miss Hobbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. Unless he's the one getting played.🤣

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She spelled "laid" incorrectly.

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on whether you're looking for commitment or not. Presumably she is?

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    Phil
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's probably referring to Junteenth.

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    Mary Jean Walker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many mums are the worlds best mum. Also every cat is the best cat in the world. Ever

    Spocks's Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I thought my son has the world's best mom. I have a mug for proof.

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    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure she was the best mom for you! ❤️ bless her! ❤️

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    Lil Miss Hobbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because it's mine. Sorry everyone else.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    You misunderstand! My Mom isn’t maybe the best in the world. But when we say „my Mom‘s the BEST!“ we mean „she is the best for us!“

    Onuh Rita
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if someone's mom is a sociopathic human and created her little sociopath, doesn't still make her a good mom or them a great family

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    2 years ago

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    That doesn’t count for you, it seems?

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    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple: You might be a size 8 on the upper body, but a size 12 on the lower. Or the other way around.

    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you may want to buy fewer, or none, of the tops, depending on personal preference.

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    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you don't want to wear the top at all?

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't, though I suppose it works for those that need differing sizes on each part, but there are stores that sell them stogether.

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I get out of bed I'm taking a shower, then I'm getting breakfast followed by brushing my teeth because who wants minty orange juice? By the time I'm finished, I'm not in the mood

    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you are allowed to brush your teeth twice

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    GettingCereal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always grossed out in movies/series when they wake up and just start making out. America's Sweethearts is the only movie I've seen where they address morning breath.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    Why? If you brushed them before going to bed? Or do all your bed partners have such a foul breath?

    Tyke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brushing before breakfast clears that bacteria away, denying them the opportunity to feed on your food. Another reason to brush before breakfast is to jump-start the production of saliva, which is one of the most protective forces for your teeth.

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    2 years ago

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    There is no „cold“ weather. There is only „improper“ outdoor wear.

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    AzzyIsHere (They/he xenos)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to be in the right mindset to check out recommendations or i think i might explode

    dremetrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friendship test is to try the show/book/whatever sometime suggested I should. Then ask if they've checked out the show/book/whatever I recommended. So far, nobody has taken the time to look at my recommendation even after I tell them I looked at theirs. At that point I know it's never going to be more what a friendly acquaintanceship.

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't forget them. I just can't be bothered

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't! However it may take me a month or two to actually get around to watching it. But I will definitely remember and constantly feel guilty about not trying it earlier...

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's not broken and I want to keep it!

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I? Then whose house am I in? I don't have straighteners!

    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cyber, your comments on this entire thread are gold.

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I plan both while on the clock at work. Nailed it!

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    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I said, just for fun, during a Friday meeting that people who schedule meetings for Fridays or Mondays are probably communists. They laughed, but none of them ever scheduled a Friday meeting again.

    Dee B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, you people who are slaves to your jobs absolutely hate people who have free time. This is clearly a hobby of hers, so obviously she does it a lot. Also, all clothes aren't expensive. I can buy 5+ outfits for less than $100 depending on where I go.

    Steph
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    2 years ago (edited)

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    Why do you care? You are not working, are you? edit: at least not in an office, where you have telephone conferences in different time zones!

    Steve
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy, reading your comments you sound like a real catch.

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago

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    You don't seem to have a ring on your finger, have more outfits than a fortnight player's character, have immaculate hair and make up and shave your pits. I think you are unemployed and have a rich boyfriend that does not mind supporting you

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    2 years ago

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    What were you expecting? Have to keep an eye on the „enemy“ or „competition“!

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    Rilmar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I like horses...

    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And dogs and boats and food on the table, thanks.🤣

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    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    Which seems you have not, considering all you can do…

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can us men go topless but if we ask a woman to join in they get furious?

    Adrian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a hollow sidewalk?

    Kat Hoth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means it's built over a void, such as a service tunnel.

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    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    If you are half-naked… does that apply to you, too? Meant for the street? 😡

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you just stfu with your negative comments? Maybe see a therapist about your jealous insecurities over Dudette! 🙄

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    2 years ago

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    Why do you care? None of your business when I have my picture taken!

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    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They shouldn't be made of plastic anyway. Paper ones are easy to open as well as being better for the environment.

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't use produce bags, put them in a reusable bag until you get to the check-out.

    featherytoad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I save mine and stash them in my totes for the next shopping day.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! The Battle of the Bag is the highlight of the shopping experience

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    No. Don’t use plastic at all !!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you didn't make it then you can't break it

    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that's what she said.

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    Kat Hoth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made only 1 New Year's Resolution I kept. It was not to make any resolutions.

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    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe ‘ cause it’s not English ?

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    Because! Get yourself a little more educated, then you would know! Google the Roman ritual „FEBRUA“, which means „purification“ in Latin. That was held around that time of the moon cycle.

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know why you got downvoted. That fact is absolutley correct

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    Kat Hoth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complement from a sibling? Surely you jest.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    What if you don’t have any? How do we know then?

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    Daria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next step will be to stop faking laughter and smile too, I suppose?

    Steve
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to fake an orgasm, you have a sh*tty lover.

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    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    Do you even know what that is? It seems you have no idea what you are talking about in your other cardboard-messages!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have any. I prefer to sweat in my boxers

    Steph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s just fine, too! Whatever suits you and makes you happy! 👍🏻❤️

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    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    And that’s not supposed to be sexist?

    Onuh Rita
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No , it isn't. Then again, I don't expect you to know.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't watch sports. It looks like too much exercise

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    normalize old men staring at underaged cheer-leaders? Is that what you are saying?

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    Rob(erta) Roy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the dude walking by have WhiteClaw?

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    So just do it! I think you‘d do us all a favor! 👍🏻

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    Jack Harris
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steph, please stop. I'm a bit of an SJW myself, but this unnecessary and rude.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    Right. You only need to look good on a solo-picture of yourself holding up cardboard-signs with hideous messages.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only Super Bowl I know of has a trifle in it and one spoon

    Spocks's Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the super bowl I want to be invited to.

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    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    Don’t we all show emotion on that day? Just like on any other days? Okay, maybe a little more expressive on SBS…

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to the astrology people

    The Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm all for the birth month! I do celebrate all month. It's fun.

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    Jade (she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, if you like the way your phone looks without a case, just get a clear case. Trust me, you won't regret it.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My phone does not have a case. It's black and gold and shows no sign of flapping around in the wind

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    still too hot for wearing a bra?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely. This year's has been dire!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do. They have the restraining order to prove it

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    freshly fallen snow. christmas. snow days. ice skating. hot chocolate. fires in the fireplace....

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If sex makes a crunching noise, then you are being too rough

    Adrian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that means you're doing it wrong...

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    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    What if you just lack the skill? It‘s easy to take selfies nowadays. Don’t blame your friends if you don’t like the way you look on pictures!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is never too many exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jack Harris
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm upvoting every one of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Jack Harris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steph, please stop. I'm a bit of an SJW myself, but these comments are unnecessary and just plain rude.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    So just don‘t do it. Instead of making up excuses or lying!

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    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I’ve NEVER posted, whatever that means !

    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they only get to have sex twice a year?

    Onuh Rita
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know guys who are more active on social media more than girls.

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the price of stamps is expensive

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    Because they might have more important things to do?

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    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do women, when a guy takes them to a really big great restaurant, order a damn SALAD ???

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well to me, just because it's a salad doesn't mean it's not a meal (especially when you see the portions these days). Sometimes you just don't want something heavier, and it's not because you are on a diet (some salads are actually more unhealthy). Also, sometimes that's the only thing that caters for my food intolerances etc.

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    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    And why do women just nibble, as if any extra calorie could be deadly?

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    Jack Harris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please shut up, Steph. You are not being helpful in any way.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    You obviously not.

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    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. Neither do I need another cat, but...

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    Who are you to tell people what they need or don’t need?

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    Batwench
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PS5, although you are very attractive and if you do hold that sign up longer than just for the photo your arm stamina is impressive.

    Steph
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    2 years ago

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    If I had the choice… or let’s say: be forced to choose, I‘d rather pick the Play Station, which I don’t care for. But YOU? Nope.

    Scrappychick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know this person, have they harmed you in some way? You've commented on most of the pictures and they all seem to be attacking her, what's the story?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we don't take batteries, and we can mow the lawn

    Adrian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has some serious problems with men. Must have had some bad experiences...

    Steph
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    Because. You can do differently, if you please!

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    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And before was was was, was was is !

    Adrian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half of America should see this!

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    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... and text if you want to meet him".

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let him know he did a great job of the lawn

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