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Phones these days should come with a warning, 'Don't drink and text.' Many of us have been there, a few drinks down, high on life but the bar has closed, and you want to continue the party, consequently ending up with a pile of drunk texts and a feeling of shame.
Suddenly your ex, or that girl in the office you have been mildly flirting with and exchanging funny texts with, seems like just the person who would love to join you for one last drink. Tongue out, one eye open, the other squinting with concentration while you jab awkwardly at the screen with your index finger, you marvel at the poetry of a funny drunk text you are capable of when the inhibitions of basic social decency are gone.
If you are lucky, there is no reply to your text message fail, and you fall asleep, to awake the next day with nothing but a hangover and a tinge of embarrassment when you realize what you wrote. Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of these people and others that didn't get quite as lucky. Scroll down to check the funny text messages below!
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You Were So Drunk Last Night
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Gurl U Got Da Wrong Number
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Hagrid!!
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Mom Is Happy
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How Drunk Was I Last Night?
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Drunk Jess
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Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text
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There's No Way In Hell I Was That Drunk
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Drunk Text
frederic eeckman 8 years ago
"He tried to pee in a chow mein and is chatting to himself", that's gold :D
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Dating An Idiot
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Apparently I Tried To Log In To My Online Banking When I Was Drunk
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Best Friend And A Drunk Me Text
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FarmVille FTW
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Just Got A Drunk Message From My Dad
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Remind Me Never To Go On Carousell When I'm Drunk And High Ever Again
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Liquid Clearly Did Something To Be Last Night. Sorry Boohoo Customer Service
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How Not To Drunk Text Your Friends That Like Cats
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An Obese Penguin
#23
Why Can't I Just Drunk Text Like Normal People?
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Dealing With Problems Like
James A. Smith Jr. 8 years ago
I have had to do this before with my ex. On more than one occasion
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I Was Trying To Drunk Text My Gf Last Night But Sent It To My Boss Instead
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Best Drunk Text Of 2014 Goes To My Wife
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Going Through My Messages After A Night Of Drinking
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Most People Drunk Text Their Ex Or Someone They Fancy.... Not Me.... What The Actual Fuck Was Going Through My Drunken Mind
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May Or May Not Be Drunk At This Moment In Time
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Friend So Drunk, Replied To Himself
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Got So Drunk Last Night I Thought I Was Texting My Friend For A Ride, But I Was Just Texting Myself For The Whole Time
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I Was Rudely Awaken From My Sleep By Drunk Text Messages From The Undergrad I Supervise In My Lab... Let's Just Say Mario Cart Saved Her Ass
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My Drunk Friend
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Going To FBI
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Free Queso
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İdil 8 years ago
These "Dude you were so drunk ..." texts are so 2010. I've seen them all in different platforms years ago, since almost each of them are fake, they don't feel so funny. Here comes my downvotes.
Hayley Lightcap 8 years ago
Yeesssss, I haven't even read it yet but I love these things they're so funny!
Bear Trapp 8 years ago
Most of these are painfully obviously fake. You are better than this, Bored Panda.
Marion Friedl 7 years ago
WHO CARES??? They´re freaking hilarious and funny, you don´t seem to have any humor, what a pity....
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Elizabeth Terry 7 years ago
My sister drunk called me with one of her friends. She kept introducing herself and asking if I was, indeed, Elizabeth Terry. There was also some weird stuff about a snowman.
Joyce Brown 2 years ago
I'm so proud and happy to be out here sharing your work Dr. Ogun. I just can't believe that now my ex Husband really came back to me on his knees presenting a ruby rose begging me to take him back and he was feeling regretful and sorry for leaving me and for causing me pains after the divorce which occurred last year. And this whole miracle happened after i ordered an urgent 24hours Dr. Ogun powerful spell which he cast on me and my husband. oguncure1010@gmail.com or whatsapp +2348109506451 Sir I am the happiest woman today. Dr. Ogun you really did it..Yes.. can get to me for more information +14312444499 whatsapp https://www.facebook.com/Dr-OGUN-101126394861404/
Carter Reel 7 years ago
My sister was so drunk one time she just sat in her bed singing the Hannah Montana theme song for 45 m straight then laughed for 1h straight.Then we couldn’t handle her and left her there we came in 20m later and she was upside down on her desk spinning in circles Singing GeNovia’s National anthem so....... I Relate
Michelle Warne 8 years ago
Thank you so much. I was so depressed with no family over the holidays, but these really cheer me up.
İdil 8 years ago
These "Dude you were so drunk ..." texts are so 2010. I've seen them all in different platforms years ago, since almost each of them are fake, they don't feel so funny. Here comes my downvotes.
Hayley Lightcap 8 years ago
Yeesssss, I haven't even read it yet but I love these things they're so funny!
Bear Trapp 8 years ago
Most of these are painfully obviously fake. You are better than this, Bored Panda.
Marion Friedl 7 years ago
WHO CARES??? They´re freaking hilarious and funny, you don´t seem to have any humor, what a pity....
Load More Replies... Elizabeth Terry 7 years ago
My sister drunk called me with one of her friends. She kept introducing herself and asking if I was, indeed, Elizabeth Terry. There was also some weird stuff about a snowman.
Joyce Brown 2 years ago
I'm so proud and happy to be out here sharing your work Dr. Ogun. I just can't believe that now my ex Husband really came back to me on his knees presenting a ruby rose begging me to take him back and he was feeling regretful and sorry for leaving me and for causing me pains after the divorce which occurred last year. And this whole miracle happened after i ordered an urgent 24hours Dr. Ogun powerful spell which he cast on me and my husband. oguncure1010@gmail.com or whatsapp +2348109506451 Sir I am the happiest woman today. Dr. Ogun you really did it..Yes.. can get to me for more information +14312444499 whatsapp https://www.facebook.com/Dr-OGUN-101126394861404/
Carter Reel 7 years ago
My sister was so drunk one time she just sat in her bed singing the Hannah Montana theme song for 45 m straight then laughed for 1h straight.Then we couldn’t handle her and left her there we came in 20m later and she was upside down on her desk spinning in circles Singing GeNovia’s National anthem so....... I Relate
Michelle Warne 8 years ago
Thank you so much. I was so depressed with no family over the holidays, but these really cheer me up.
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