These 30 Doctor Memes Are The Best Medicine If You Need A Laugh (WARNING: Some Are Really Dark)

back under your rock ya stupid c**t

Gonna need your sources there sweetheart

Exactly!

The point of getting a flu shot is so you don’t get the “fukn” flu

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that you just are CLUELESS about. How about the evidence that getting flu shots damages your immune system and makes you less able to fight an infulenza pathogen when you need to? Look up OAS - Original Antigenic Sin. That's real science. How about the FACT that NO vaccine provides ANY immunity at all - averages about 2-8 yrs of protection MAYBE. Herd immunity is a myth - and that can ONLY apply to natural acquisition of diseases - because no immunity is possible with vaccines. Shots ONLY give you humoral immune response and you need to get cell mediated immune response or it is biochemically impossible to develop immunity. Vaccines make cell mediated immune response IMPOSSIBLE!!!! S Korea - 2005 - chicken pox problem. Decides to increase jabbing people. 2015 - then estimated to have 97% infant "compliance" and 95% societal compliance. The chicken pox? 3 times worse than when they'd started, and EVERY time they increased vax rates the disease cases and outbreaks always increased MORE.

diane a I didn't get any scars from chicken-pox

Actually yes you can.

i managed to get measles, mumps, chicken pox and mononucleosis

dont blame my parents - it was 1966 - we didnt have the vaccine program back then in full swing

*those whose vaccines didn't...*

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"The herd immunity theory was originally coined in 1933 by a researcher called Hedrich. He had been studying measles patterns in the US between 1900-1931 (years before any vaccine was ever invented for measles) and he observed that epidemics of the illness only occurred when less than 68% of children had developed a natural immunity to it. This was based upon the principle that children build their own immunity after having, or being exposed to, the disease. So the herd immunity theory was, in fact, about natural disease processes and nothing to do with vaccination. If 68% of the population were allowed to build their own natural defences, there would be no raging epidemic. "Later on, vaccinologists ripped off the idea, and increased the figure from 68% to 95% with no scientific justification as to why, and then stated that there had to be 95% vaccine coverage to achieve immunity. Essentially, they took Hedrich’s study and manipulated it to promote their vaccination programs." (MONTHL

No, that really depends.

Wow, you guys have pretty much exhausted all the pharma excuses. I remember when they were advertising that the MMR vaccine would provide lifetime immunity. Whether they were just stupid, or lying (probably lying), the only thing that provides lifetime immunity is getting the measles, like I did. And, it strengthens the immune system against other assaults, unlike vaccinations, which damage immune systems. So many parrots in here, just squawking the spoon-fed propaganda fed to them by the mega-industries which own the media sources. Very sad, indeed.

I didn't say He couldn't.

hahaha

Lol. Ran out of mana!

If you don't believe he exist, fine. But why does it bother you so much that I do?

Well doctors generally try to save lives, not end them... So he probably didn't find it funny. And it probably wasn't the first time he heard it, either.

Why not? How many people names their own child Jesus?