95 Time Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

My mind is blown

I just got it.

I'm a white person and I can confirm and agree that this statement is 100% true.

Beauty and the Beast 3: What to do with 237 candles

OMG.

THIS WOULD BE PERFECT!

OK, no more Tinkering around with this!

How is this so far down on the list? I actually snorted when I read this one!

This isn't Disney, but Avada Kedavra is green as well

Best chef ever!

AND HE ONLY REMOVES HIS GLOVES ONE TIME! WHEN HE POURS WATER ON ANNA'S LIFESAVING FIRE WHILE TELLING HER HE ONLY WANTED HER FOR HER KINGDOM!!!!!

Bless tumblr

Yessssssssssssssssssss

Quasimodo is a goddamn cinnamon roll TO PURE FOR THIS WORLD AAH

Post like these is why I exist.

This is why Elsa gave me a happy medium... I can just be the disapproving big sister.

Nani is the best

What the fork?

This also applies to anime physics XD

This makes my inner 6 year old feel uncomfortable, but the lesbian in me is okay with it, so I have the weirdest lady wood right now

THIS IS FABULOUS

Anyone else see John and Sherlock? No? I need to get help?

Whoa. ..cecaelian is an amazing word!

wow... just wow

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

David and Nani are awesome

Goat legs would have made it a very different (dare I say better?) film.

well... they needed an "F" word.. so....

This made me laugh more then it should've

Watching pretty much anything now as an adult. I worry for the teenager's safety, health, decisions, and appropriate attire. What happened to me...

Nemo goes emo

Fabulous!

Anyone ever find it strange that Mrs. Potts is like 80? and Chip is her young CHILD?

Fiona is also a Dreamworks princess, not Disney....

Well, the fishing pole with legs that Sid made is a "Hooker"

No bothers is the cutest thing ever and I'm stealing this

Not believing this... When you work with the public, especially at Disney level, you have to deeply suppress the urge to swear. I doubt Snow White said "oh fuck" out of surprise.

He deserve the Oscars

Well I'm glad they added save China, before that is was completely unrelatable

i never heard of "hua ping" with the meaning of homosexual man. it is slang for "girls who are pretty but dumb"

AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's so hard to trust the nipple-less.

Wait... what?

Well, let's just be glad Taka/Scar didn't go to school with pretty much anyone who understood Swahili, or had google translate

MS NESBIT

HOLY SHIT

as a greek, i approve

XD

I'm doing the play and legit the translation is "Here is a lion, Oh yes its a lion" and then its RUN THE LION WILL EAT US. Like they are worshiping him one second and then they just scream AHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, oh wait he's our king we love him

my ears are hurting

Uru Becky

Do you wanna build a snowman? NO!

wow well

plz no

He was getting his genie rubbed.... who knew?

And Poseidon fathered Pegasus with Medusa, so technically Hercules and Pegasus are half-brothers.

It's not a brothel it's a harem and he shouldn't be in there thats why they dont like him.

He should have decided he didn't want metal nails before they started building... jerk face

In her defense, Tarzan didn't even know what a book was before Jane. Beast was a prince at some point and therefore had a very good education.

I always thought it was kinda like when you put something on a cat and it freezes and falls over. I put some headphones on my cat once and she lost all her balance and just laid there, purring up a storm. Cats and stitch might share the same characteristic. I love experiment 626.

Next Generation: Verbs

Look - lime green eyes! See it's true....

Finding Nemo will never be the same.

LMAO 😂