Here at Bored Panda, we have had plenty of posts about the hilarious hardships of being a parent, and we did a solid amount of parenting tips to go with that. And it doesn't matter how many more we will do, these heartily funny tweets about raising four daughters could never be outdone.
Indianapolis based blogger James Breakwell is considered by some to be the funniest dad on Twitter. His secret? He just tweets his daily conversations with his four smart kids, all under the age of six, on his twitter XplodingUnicorn. The account has over 300 thousand followers, and the four daddy's girls sure love the attention:
“They like what I do on Twitter mainly because it’s all about them,” Breakwell said. “On one hand, Twitter makes me a better father because I spend more time with my adorably funny kids. On the other hand, Twitter makes me a much worse father because I only do it to get more material.”
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The picture is funny. Are you really that upset that a kid is eating cheetos, that you had to take the fun out of the post with your hippy comment? It's probably not the only thing she eats. Go feed your kids beans and be negative somewhere else.
We used the flattened squirrels to teach a life lesson about holding hands when the kids were really young. That squirrel is flat on the road because it didn't hold it's mommy's hand. Worked like a charm! lol
My father took 2 rolls of film (many years ago!) with me, my husband and just 3 boys and got only one piture, we could use for the cover of my book, fortunately that piture was perfect. Good thing you can't see it took a couple of hours to get them all together without fighting or fretting.
I have 4 daughters. The eldest was 22 and the youngest was 16 before I managed to get more than one decent photo.
Photoshop each of their smiling faces into a pic and VIOLA a purrrrfect photo
My 3 neither mom it never fails. 2 boys and a girl aged daughter 7 boys are 8 & 9
Pls correct your sentence so people could read it without breaking their minds
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That sounds like something I might have said when I was their age. Odd how I had five daughters who are nothing like me at that age.
Never too early to teach them the value of a dollar. *These are awesome!
Decent jokes but highly unlikely that they were actual conversations with little kids.
I've had very similar conversations with kids, I'm a nanny, sorry kids in you're life aren't as clever as his children. :)
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best laugh of the day my son is 56 i remember one conversation he's about 2 or so mike please sweep the leaves in front of the door i hear swishing open the door walk into pile of leaves mike what's this? i swept the leaves in front of the door
This are jokes, most of them old. You people do realize this isn't real right? *reads the comments* No, you do not........
can't complain, they tell us the biggest and unexpected jokes at unexpected times
"I only spend more time with them to get more material"? Really? That proves parenting is fun? More the opposite is what that statement really makes. And it's proven in studies parents don't think children make them any more happier. This is anonymous studies of course. It's in Time Magazines special issue on happiness. Available now. But if these people were identified they'd get ripped to shreds by the families of the Facebook Happy Family Club. It's sad that people can't share in real life how difficult it is because somehow it becomes skewed into they don't love their kids. Which is not what they're saying.
This are jokes, many are old, you people do realize that, right? RIGHT?
Decent jokes but highly unlikely that they were actual conversations with little kids.
I've had very similar conversations with kids, I'm a nanny, sorry kids in you're life aren't as clever as his children. :)
Load More Replies... best laugh of the day my son is 56 i remember one conversation he's about 2 or so mike please sweep the leaves in front of the door i hear swishing open the door walk into pile of leaves mike what's this? i swept the leaves in front of the door
This are jokes, most of them old. You people do realize this isn't real right? *reads the comments* No, you do not........
can't complain, they tell us the biggest and unexpected jokes at unexpected times
"I only spend more time with them to get more material"? Really? That proves parenting is fun? More the opposite is what that statement really makes. And it's proven in studies parents don't think children make them any more happier. This is anonymous studies of course. It's in Time Magazines special issue on happiness. Available now. But if these people were identified they'd get ripped to shreds by the families of the Facebook Happy Family Club. It's sad that people can't share in real life how difficult it is because somehow it becomes skewed into they don't love their kids. Which is not what they're saying.
This are jokes, many are old, you people do realize that, right? RIGHT?
