60 Of The Funniest Texts From Dads Ever

RUBY DELLINGER 5 years ago

OMG LOL!

0points

Just a Purpler 8 years ago

Some of these conversations (probably most tbh) are totally made up or staged...

14points

Cesi Baca 8 years ago

Yes agree. Sent home and suspension for that. Don't think so.

5points

Jace 8 years ago

Why do you presume these to be false? Just because you don't empathize with the people in these conversations doesn't mean they are faked. It's not like these things are demanding money or trust from us. There's no need for extreme skepticism here.

3points

David Asdjh 8 years ago

ya but still funny

1point

maggiemoonbeam 8 years ago

I disagree.

-1point

John L 8 years ago

As they use to keep telling me, "Good Initiative, Poor Judgement", before all of the push-ups began.

9points

Jen H 8 years ago

And any "teacher" that called my son an idiot would have that ruler shoved up his or her a*s.

5points

Bridget Smith 8 years ago

I have a hard time believing this because, as a teacher, if i said something like that to a student the wrath of hell would come down upon me in the form of parent complaints to the principal for "bullying" a student

4points

maggiemoonbeam 8 years ago

Yes, things have changed (in public schools, anyway.) But I had some seriously b****y teachers at my prep school in the '60s.

2points

Cesi Baca 8 years ago

Suspended??? Ok it's funny but don't believe this is real either.

3points

delicious 3 years ago

dang thats just a rude teacher, much deserved comment by the kid!

2points

Lilya 8 years ago

Me as a parent.

2points

Gillian Black 8 years ago

well I hate to burst your bubble but it happens ask my son he will tell you but I also had to laugh then go to the school and sort it out

2points

Judy Beninati 8 years ago

This kid will go far, but first he will need an education 😂💖

2points

#2

Funny Dad Text

Final score:

652points

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Cooper Anderson 8 years ago

hahahaha

80points

Kendall Walls 1 year ago

Not your real name, obviously

0points

Michelle 8 years ago

that's honestly one of the sweetest things I've ever heard a dad say

12points

Liliana V 8 years ago

Well that escalated quickly...

5points

Rosa Brumfield 8 years ago

haha awesome

4points

Charles Laster 8 years ago

Hahaha!

2points

Emma Thomas 8 years ago

Lol

2points

Jack Green 8 years ago

True tho.

2points

Cenk Karaferya 8 years ago

Love it!!!

1point

Timothy D. 8 years ago

this is great

1point

Nash Nopper 8 years ago

love it!

1point

#3

Funny Dad Text

Final score:

649points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

This is something my dad would do, but with a spider

90points

Fernanda Sant'Anna 8 years ago

And mine with a cockroach

6points

Adriana Lumbreras 8 years ago

Omg my dad used to get us all the time until my sister and I got him back!

3points

Timothy D. 8 years ago

or a wasp...

2points

pikachu 8 years ago

same

1point

LeSaltix LeSaltix 8 years ago

yep

0points

Cheryl LaCieurt 8 years ago

😂😂

0points

bread 8 years ago

what the f**k moth, that's messed up.

4points

NellyWish 8 years ago

Ok. This is the actual best thing. Ever.

2points

Targaryen 8 years ago

I did something like that with my wife once. She didn't talk to me for an hour. :))

2points

rakuninaru 8 years ago

ahahhaha LOL

2points

Charles Laster 8 years ago

Twisted, but I like it!

1point

Amanda Tomas 8 years ago

😂😂😂😂

1point

Debangana Roy 8 years ago

I can totally relate to this. I have the same phobia. 😨

1point

Julie Fahrenbacher 8 years ago

Lol

1point

tinklyatom 8 years ago

Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂

1point

#4

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Final score:

640points

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Cooper Anderson 8 years ago

OMGGGGG THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!

90points

Phonax 4 years ago

Dads can use google too

2points

bread 8 years ago

the fact that he is wearing a sombrero.

5points

Bunny goddess 8 years ago

I wish I had a dad like that!

3points

Nash Nopper 8 years ago

Mic drop!

3points

Marjolein Veldman 8 years ago

Omg, this dad tho!

2points

Asia 8 years ago

OMG this is awesome! :D:D:D

2points

Bethany 8 years ago

WOAH BEST EVER

2points

Oscar 8 years ago

IM DYING

2points

Sylvie Markowski 8 years ago

Love this one

2points

khloe smith 4 years ago

right i can never take my eyes of this

1point

#5

Funny Dad Text

Final score:

636points

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Annette Dijkstra 8 years ago

Genius in the genes!

97points

Nicole 8 years ago

hahaha this is amazing...made my day

5points

若韵雷 8 years ago

I like these two. Obviously related.

4points

Amy Carter 8 years ago

OMGosh I love this!

3points

Franklin Barnabas 8 years ago

Hint hint,nudge nudge

3points

Cathy Shift 8 years ago

say no more

0points

khloe smith 4 years ago

ikr

1point

McDecoil Philips 8 years ago

Lol

1point

Fuzzysoul of Windclan 8 years ago

Lol I get it!

1point

Charles Laster 8 years ago

Ouch!

1point

AnimalLover1117 8 years ago

Savage!

1point

#6

Funny Dad Text

Final score:

610points

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Cooper Anderson 8 years ago

😂

86points

JEFF THE KILLER 8 years ago

YOU TELL EM

8points

Justyna 8 years ago

i love it. i wish my father had some sense of humor. instead of ruining everything.

3points

EVA FALZONE 3 years ago

Pure

1point

Fuzzysoul of Windclan 8 years ago

I want that to be my dad if he let's me get away from murder even if he IS a cop!

1point

Charles Laster 8 years ago

I'm just saying....

1point

khloe smith 4 years ago

wow thats very very intresting a police officer telling his child they can stab everyone

0points

akiwi 4 years ago

I read it as "slap" and i was so confused about the blood part.

0points

Makayla Trager 4 years ago

🤣🤣😭🤣

0points

Samrudh Soogareddy 7 years ago

dads...

0points

#7

Funny Dad Text

Final score:

566points

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Aleksandra 8 years ago

That would be me as a parent

26points

TheReader19 8 years ago

As a mother I must fully approve of this and commend it to the universe

3points

Hilarious 8 years ago

Def real

3points

Alisa Schoeffler 5 years ago

If that is the nicest thing he has ever said to his child then, he needs to be a better father or at least a more loving father.

2points

Hossam Hanafi 8 years ago

Savage Level 8000 <3

1point

Hossam Hanafi 8 years ago

This is Savage level 800 Lol

1point

Potatos r cool 8 years ago

Awwww

1point

BoredBunny 8 years ago

Truelove, right here. <3

1point

Amber Dae Ingalls 8 years ago

Thats my dad all day long

1point

若韵雷 8 years ago

Cute.

1point

#8

Funny Dad Text

Final score:

555points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

This is clearly his son he's talking to, he definitely wouldn't have said any of that to his daughter. #Doublestandards

133points

Alizée Butel 8 years ago

I'm a girl and my dad has said that to me as well as my mom. It depends on the family.

38points

Stijn V. 8 years ago

that are your double standards. Just assuming this.

16points

Rambling Rapscallion 8 years ago

Most of these are probably fake as in it didn't really happen

9points

Sadhana Rao 8 years ago

Now now, we don't exactly know that. Do we?

4points

Its Me 3 years ago

I am offended. Woman can do drugs if she feels like it and dads would still be able to say this.

3points

若韵雷 8 years ago

Whereas we don't don't know that and you're clearly quick to assume.

3points

Nick Gisburne 8 years ago

#SenseOfHumourBypass

3points

superfish 8 years ago

As usual, we have a guest feminazi visiting us today. #Feminazisarebitter

2points

Crep 105 2 years ago

Did you really have to come in with your unwanted views?

1point

Bernal Aguilar 8 years ago

I hope you are wrong, because I would def say that to my daugher, everybody eventually does it, I prefer she acknowledges it so she knows how far she can go

1point

Alex Sass 8 years ago

You are the one presuming and expecting the double standard #triplestandards

1point

Doris Rosenthal 8 months ago

You are soooo right!

0points

Raki Suzuki-burke 1 year ago

What's your problem?

0points

Lamalo2 1 year ago

Not true. Pleased to say I've met some awesome dads who are very supportive of their daughter's freedom to experiment. And have a sense of humor....

0points

Rishita Goyal 2 years ago

Just laugh sometimes. XOXO

0points

Aryann Burris 8 years ago

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Frederick Chan 8 years ago

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EVA FALZONE 3 years ago

Yes

1point

Lily Dennard 6 years ago

When its a girl: are there any non-female children there? Daughter: yea Dad: you are permanently grounded

1point

Paulo Inácio 8 years ago

LOL

1point

Kjorn 8 years ago

depend of the age of the kid.

1point

Gayle Shull Brown 2 months ago

Now I want to go even more than before!

0points

Kendall Walls 7 months ago

Awesome punchline!

0points

Halye Busic 4 years ago

💋

0points

khloe smith 4 years ago

ikr and wh goes to a party and have sex like very intresting for a father to say my father would probley have kiss my mom on the lips 1 time because they are married and they dontt have sex because the bible says not to

0points

khloe smith 4 years ago

ikr so dumb

0points

#9

Funny Dad Text

Final score:

514points

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Intensive Panda 8 years ago

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102points

Cesi Baca 8 years ago

I don't think this one is a real text convo though, the "Hey son" "Yeah dad" stuff sounds a little scripted.

15points

It's Caturday 8 years ago

I disagree.

3points

Guillermo Cameros 8 years ago

lshidmtamsfo

9points

IAmTheRealTimbo 8 years ago

Laughing so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off

5points

Erick Germanotta Damarez 8 years ago

Badass dad ever.

5points

bread 8 years ago

oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4points

Kjorn 8 years ago

burn!

4points

Kat Blak 8 years ago

OH SNAP

4points

Maria Bendel 8 years ago

Would you like some ice for that burn?

1point

Baroto 8 years ago

Wierd

1point

Oscar 8 years ago

This is the best thing ever XD

1point

#10

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Final score:

450points

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Kat Blak 8 years ago

well that escalated quickly

103points

IAmTheRealTimbo 8 years ago

Faster than gas prices

5points

Pepper 8 years ago

went from 1 to 100 real quick

3points

Hilarious 8 years ago

Fake

2points

Scarlett Louws 1 year ago

Oop

0points

Alisa Schoeffler 5 years ago

LOL, happy I dont question my dad on what he is doing with my mom.

0points

Samrudh Soogareddy 7 years ago

i agree kat blak

0points

Potatos r cool 8 years ago

That's nice

0points

TheReader19 8 years ago

Thumbs up from both mum and dad then

0points

Irene Walton 8 years ago

Love this one!!

0points

Maggie Dougherty 8 years ago

Oh my, how times have changed :D

0points

#11

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Final score:

412points

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Amanda 8 years ago

Haha 😂

47points

Fuzzysoul of Windclan 8 years ago

Now I want a dragon.

4points

Markus McCloud 8 years ago

I'll be honest, I'll take the dragon over a girlfriend any day. (I'm asexual...)

1point

Bethany 8 years ago

Lol

2points

EVA FALZONE 3 years ago

I want a dragon

1point

Jenny Jozwiak 8 years ago

hysterical.

1point

tyto alba guttata 8 years ago

cant stop laughing LOL

1point

Rism 8 years ago

Bwahahahahhaa

1point

Baroto 8 years ago

Yeah dad is the king of dragon

1point

Joseph Pensak 8 years ago

I want both! Aw, hell, everyone knows I'd just trade the dragon to Michael Jordan for Nike stock.

1point

Yvonne Leuthard 8 years ago

He's got a fair point

1point

#12

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Final score:

409points

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Alanna Wakefield 8 years ago

This one is amazing lol

53points

TheReader19 8 years ago

I can so relate to this

2points

Pepper 8 years ago

at least he's honest!

2points

jevais 8 years ago

Not funny, how can a parent have so little respect for their children?

1point

Uduak Charles 8 years ago

Evil dad

1point

Baroto 8 years ago

Bad communication

1point

Yvonne Leuthard 8 years ago

Hahaha I am dying 😆

1point

khloe smith 4 years ago

ikr calling children assholes

0points

Princess Unicorn19899 6 years ago

Why does this parent not care about their children!! So ruthless!! Not funny!

0points

maritza vasquez 6 years ago

lol

0points

#13

Funny Dad Text

Final score:

343points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

Backfired.

75points

bread 8 years ago

daaaaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnn

7points

DisneyworldFAN 8 years ago

That boy got roasted!!

3points

若韵雷 8 years ago

The assumption was also that people don't usually check before sending?

2points

Kaipo Keaunui 8 years ago

Savage

2points

Oscar 8 years ago

Oh snap

1point

Hilarious 8 years ago

Def real

1point

Timothy D. 8 years ago

o dang

1point

John L 8 years ago

That's one smart dad there.

1point

Kendall Walls 1 year ago

Ouch!!

0points

#14

Funny-dad-texts

Final score:

321points

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Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago

Just so you know the whole "Luke, I am your father." is actually wrong. The correct quote from the movie is "No, I am your father."

32points

Daniel Fleming 8 years ago

for a person who's name is too lazy to care, you seem to care...

43points

Liliana V 8 years ago

The Mandela Effect *Twilight Zone Theme Sony Plays

5points

Its Me 3 years ago (edited)

You killed my father! No, I am your father. What? I mean I’m pregnant and you’re the father. WHAT?! I mean you’re pregnant and I’m the baby. Search it up

3points

Anna Kravchenko 8 years ago

Stop ruining the fun :D

3points

DuheVon Hill 8 years ago

You are correct #mandelaeffect

2points

Aleksandra 8 years ago

Exactly what i thougt about

1point

Ryan Mercer 1 year ago

Well beam me up Scotty!

0points

randomhungryhamsterperson 1 year ago

shut up

0points

Crep 105 2 years ago

The actual correct quote is "No, Luke.. I am your father."

0points

Emily Guacamole 8 years ago

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khloe smith 4 years ago

bruh grownups mostley watch romantic movies not starwars

1point

Darth Vader 8 years ago

This one I approve LOL

1point

Bethany 8 years ago

Why should he?

1point

Dara 8 years ago

HUAHAUHAUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUAHUA

0points

Kira Thesloth 8 years ago

Figuring out someone's password is not hacking....

0points

Luke S. 8 years ago

YES!!!I FEEL THE PAIN TOO

0points

Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

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Mihaela Luncasu 8 years ago

Luke, I guess

5points

David Swaldo 8 years ago

I'm guessing it's Luke

3points

Matleena Korhonen 8 years ago

I'm guessing it's really Luke.

1point

#15

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Final score:

319points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

Every kid's worst nightmare!

83points

Neeha 8 years ago

Dad's worst nightmare, in this case...the kid seems happy...

5points

pikachu 8 years ago

not really i have grown up not caring when i see my parents naked because we all have to share a bathroom and we all get up at 7-715 and have to leave around 740-8

4points

Eli Lonn 8 years ago

Unless they have an Oedipus complex

2points

Kyra Hamann 8 years ago

No, every kid's best blackmail opportunity! XD

0points

Tiffany Fluharty 8 years ago

It's better that its a pic then video porn of your parents in the middle of a family friends Christmas video.... my childhood was ruined 18 years ago.

5points

Nevaeh Struck - RTM Student 8 years ago

Here is all of my hugs and sympathy... RIP

1point

Chun Lim 8 years ago

ALWAY RESTORE YOUR OLD PHONES DEFAULT WHEN YOU GIVE IT TO YOUR KIDS!

5points

Bridget Smith 8 years ago

When you give it to ANYONE!

3points

Pepper 8 years ago

and suddenly you never see your dad the same again...

4points

Kiki 7 years ago

Forget the dad, he's never going to see his mom the same again.

1point

Genea Padilla 8 years ago

😂 scarred for life.

3points

Alanna Wakefield 8 years ago

Omg talk about being scarred for life

2points

Nicole 8 years ago

LOL

1point

John L 8 years ago

Rule #2: Always remember that it is best to use one's power of recall, than record what others can see it at a later time.

1point

Leo 7 months ago

LOL

0points

x_yogurt_x 7 months ago

XD

0points

#16

Funny Dad Text

Final score:

314points

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bread 8 years ago

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39points

Star the Furry Therian! 2 years ago

I see Harry Potter I upvote 👍

2points

Inhale The Milk 6 years ago

XD *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

1point

Inhale The Milk 6 years ago

XD

1point

Inurri 8 years ago

My father was one of those. He allowed me to go everywhere as long as he knew I'm safe. :)

5points

rakuninaru 8 years ago

that's what my mom always says to me

3points

Vera Deme 8 years ago

Best parent ever!

1point

Cesi Baca 8 years ago

😂

1point

John L 8 years ago

I think he's got your number.

1point

Leo 7 months ago

?????????????????

0points

khloe smith 4 years ago

you harry self playing

0points

Ilyushka 8 years ago

That is inaccurate it says 10:01 PM, not 10 pm

0points

Jamie Walker 8 years ago

Perfectionist much?

1point

Baroto 8 years ago

Kids this day

0points

#17

Funny Dad Text

Final score:

303points

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rakuninaru 8 years ago

LOL

35points

Aleksandra 8 years ago

I would totally do this to my lesbian wife.

6points

Pepper 8 years ago

8th grade in a single picture

1point

Elizabeth Crabb 1 year ago

😂

0points

Claire Murray 4 years ago

So his mum is gay

0points

khloe smith 4 years ago

lol if your not gay then dont take your word for another

0points

Alisa Schoeffler 5 years ago

Usually its the son or daughter, but mother, wow.

0points

LauRa Morgan 8 years ago

This is so cute

0points

Baroto 8 years ago

Bwahahahaha

0points

Lidija Šelaj Gvozdović 8 years ago

:)

0points

#18

Funny Dad Text

Final score:

302points

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Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

Yeah, that's no SECRET

58points

Inhale The Milk 6 years ago

.......... OH...... that took me a minute.

2points

Liliana V 8 years ago

Anybody else just dying about the way the dad took that first picture!! That is hilarious!

10points

Markus McCloud 8 years ago

"Umm, no thanks." "Alright, but No Thanks also looks like it's for women."

1point

rakuninaru 8 years ago

he asked for it

1point

Kendall Walls 7 months ago

Old Spice. The absolute best. Everything else is just "the rest".

0points

Kendall Walls 1 year ago

Old Spice "stick" deodorants, like "Fresher Fiji" smell and work like a million bucks, but unfortunately, the manufacturer figured out that they could make LOTS more money, by softening it to the consistency of Crisco. It should be re-formulated, such that it holds its shape properly.

0points

khloe smith 4 years ago

women love stuff like this

0points

Heather Keedy Bateman 8 years ago

I think I like the "value pack" of Swagger the best! xD

0points

Genea Padilla 8 years ago

😂

0points

Paige Gamache 8 years ago

Ohh

0points

#19

Funny Dad Text

Final score:

289points

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John L 8 years ago

Just wait 'til you get home little fellow. Lol!

25points

IAmTheRealTimbo 8 years ago

This isn't a dad text...

2points

Raspberry Ginger 8 years ago

I think this is FROM a dad to his son Dylan

3points

sophia MCcalmont 1 year ago

ofc

0points

Halye Busic 4 years ago

so corney🤮

0points

khloe smith 4 years ago

oh yeah he gone get an ass whopping

0points

Inhale The Milk 6 years ago

*smacks lips* noice.

0points

Markus McCloud 8 years ago

YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!

0points

TheReader19 8 years ago

Love this

0points

jevais 8 years ago

Now, this is very funny. That is the look my parents would have if I had done the same thing. Nice looking gentleman. Sometimes even though I'm well into my sixties, they still give that look. Parents always see their grown adult children as if they were still kids.

-1point

#20

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Final score:

270points

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Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

Yes!! Here's some joke I read along time ago that's similar(It's kind of long, so I'm using the link): http://www.reshareworthy.com/father-is-shocked-by-letter-from-his-son-until-he-reads-the-ending/

18points

IAmTheRealTimbo 8 years ago

So glad I copied the link and read that. I have seen that joke before and it is awesome

2points

John L 8 years ago

This joke is Much older than "20 years". You're just too young to know that Hyodo. Trust me on this. ;)

2points

Hyodo widger 8 years ago

Lol most likely XD

0points

Kjorn 8 years ago

OMG! that's awesome!

2points

Josiah roby Star 4 years ago

I can't stop laughing

1point

Josiah roby Star 4 years ago

I cant stop laughing

0points

C-Bear 7 years ago

how to get out of trouble-- read the following

0points

David Blue 8 years ago

Failed your Bio exam. My fatherly response: "You sure did."

0points

Asia 8 years ago

Well played :D

0points

Pepper 8 years ago

aim high, hit low

0points

Hyodo widger 8 years ago

this joke has been created for like 20 years ago but still funny everytime you read it XXD

0points

#21

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Final score:

258points

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Bethany 8 years ago

Lol

18points

Markus McCloud 8 years ago

I would've used a bag of cement. "I just threw that in to make things harder."

5points

Lilya 8 years ago

Or a d**k. lol sorry dirty mind...

2points

Fillippa Nöel 8 years ago

I've heard that joke before but instead of saying you can't piano a tuna it was you can't tuna fish.

2points

hayden 5 years ago

Clever i must say-

1point

Kendall Walls 7 months ago

Hook, line and sinker. Oh, the humiliation of it all.

0points

sophia MCcalmont 1 year ago

LOL

0points

Fuzzysoul of Windclan 8 years ago

Hahahahahhaha

0points

Heather Keedy Bateman 8 years ago

That's awful!! :D

0points

Daniela Ioana Finna 8 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

0points

#22

Funny Dad Text

Final score:

245points

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Nina Milano 8 years ago

😂😂😂

31points

bread 8 years ago

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6points

Cenk Karaferya 8 years ago

OMG too funny

3points

Ildiko Okido 8 years ago

Muahahaha, damn you, autocorrect...

3points

grenuke 17 8 years ago

😂😂😂

1point

Sofia Antonova 8 years ago

Bwahahahaha pffffftttwhahaha!!! 😆😆😆😆

1point

Kendall Walls 7 months ago

Poor dad.

0points

Kendall Walls 1 year ago

Another zinger! So much fun to read. Keep 'em comin' !!

0points

jacluckycat 8 years ago

Why do so many people post series of question marks? I don't understand

0points

Susanna Vesna 8 years ago

Awwww so sad

0points

#23

Funny Dad Text

Final score:

241points

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John L 8 years ago

Is that an ultimate put-down or what?

31points

Kendall Walls 1 year ago

You're damned skippy!! The son should "shine", in his new-found independence. God Bless him.

0points

Rob LeBlanc 8 years ago

Burn!

3points

Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

Well somebody inherited his father's face...

3points

David Blue 8 years ago

Is the father...speaking from experience?

0points

bread 8 years ago

well s**t.

1point

Kendall Walls 7 months ago

Dad despises son.

0points

Kendall Walls 1 year ago

I feel sorry for the kid. Dad's an a**ho**, and should be disowned.

0points

maritza vasquez 6 years ago

he might as well just burned hes son

0points

siriuslyafangirl 8 years ago

BURN

0points

Dallas John 8 years ago

BURN!!

0points

Ulysses 8 years ago

Savage!

0points

#24

Funny Dad Text

Final score:

234points

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Intensive Panda 8 years ago

I guess dad tried to update his status

33points

Melanie Kuiper 8 years ago

I'm curious how this conversation went on

3points

Susanna Vesna 8 years ago

He was most probably cancelling his kid's calls by pressing on the "Respond with a message"

1point

Jewel Farmer 8 years ago

I am laughing too hard at this one!

1point

Josiah roby Star 4 years ago

wow that dad is cool

0points

C-Bear 7 years ago

what was the point?

0points

Maria Persson 8 years ago

hahahahahahahahahah

0points

Just a Purpler 8 years ago

?

0points

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SM 8 years ago

that backfired royally

28points

Bethany 8 years ago

🍩

8points

Bethany 8 years ago

I got an upvote? This comment was a mistake

4points

Alisa Schoeffler 5 years ago

I have to say that about Oreo's for my dad to respond to my text even if I say I killed my siblings...

3points

Inhale The Milk 6 years ago

"The way to a man's heart is his stomach" ... I'll never forget those undying words of my stepdad *le tear* He shall be missed.

1point

Kishor Pawar 2 years ago

Hindi hello

0points

khloe smith 4 years ago

his daughter probley got the donuts cause when you pregnant you crave sweets

0points

Nevaeh Struck - RTM Student 8 years ago

Thats my dad alright...

0points

Markus McCloud 8 years ago

LOL! Had to get his attention somehow!

0points

#26

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228points

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Amanda Panda 8 years ago

OMG I love this so much!

51points

Kat Blak 8 years ago

I fell on the floor laughing so hard

5points

Bethany 8 years ago

Nyahahahaahahhahaaha!

2points

Andrei Dima 8 years ago

Epic

2points

Rosa Greyhound 8 years ago

Haha lol crying XD

2points

bread 8 years ago

HarryPotte...638dcb.gif

2points

Star the Furry Therian! 2 years ago

I see Harry Potter I upvote :D

1point

MATTIE PENNA 2 years ago

I'm a potterhead so this is the best

1point

Esther Rajan 8 years ago

Cute!

1point

Cheryl LaCieurt 8 years ago

So lame it's actually pretty funny 😂😂

1point

#27

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225points

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Alanna Wakefield 8 years ago

That is just horrific I would want to crawl under a rock and die if i sent that to my dad lol

84points

Thomas O'Keefe 8 years ago

If you did and I was your dad, that is probably where they would find you.

11points

hayden 5 years ago

That backfired

0points

jevais 8 years ago

Awful.

0points

Lakia Hawkins 8 years ago

LOLOL LMBO

0points

David Blue 8 years ago

boyfriend has glasses, a big nose and nice smile. I wonder which of three she wants to play with. I am so confused.

0points

Marioara Popescu 8 years ago

I don't get it. Why is she grounded?

0points

Ophelia Brooks 8 years ago

The symbols resemble and stand for a penis in text speak.

3points

Lakia Hawkins 8 years ago

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Chris Conrad 8 years ago

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Rachel Hutton 8 years ago

Well with a winning attitude like that you're sure to remain childless mate.

15points

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219points

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grenuke 17 8 years ago

Yes, I LOVE this.

18points

khloe smith 4 years ago

thats one thing about dads they say something stupid and always forget about how they agreed with the mothers rules but then go back and disresect the moms rules

1point

Inhale The Milk 6 years ago

That's an oof.

0points

Esther Rajan 8 years ago

Classic!

0points

Tallulah 8 years ago

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Here to Troll 8 years ago

Why? What if his child is an adult in a state where it's legal? You're an idiot, stop making assumptions.

13points

#29

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214points

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Andrei Dima 8 years ago

Roflmao

22points

Bethany 8 years ago

omg

5points

triggeredyet? 8 years ago

omg

2points

Crazy Cat Lady 7 months ago

Lshidmtamsfo!

0points

Alisa Schoeffler 5 years ago

My text talks with my dad...

0points

Spy Fandel 5 years ago

OMG ! What You Care !

0points

Walkus-Andrew Andrea 8 years ago

still one of my faves. I'm a dork. lol

0points

Darth Vader 8 years ago

I love this one

0points

#30

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200points

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rakuninaru 8 years ago

hahaha cruel

44points

Madel Gadrinab 8 years ago

the same exact thing happen to my sister a few days ago i got a new iphone7plus😎 she got some socks.

2points

John L 8 years ago

Nothing like stirring up the old sibling rivalry, is there?

2points

Princess Unicorn19899 6 years ago

savage badass dad!

1point

Andrei Dima 8 years ago

It's for you sister?

1point

khloe smith 4 years ago

very cruel to ask a question like that

0points

Taco Cat 8 years ago

APPLE IS BETTER

0points

Ildiko Okido 8 years ago

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Hugo Raible 8 years ago

My choice too any time.

7points

#31

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193points

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GlassOfWater 8 years ago

Have you heard of the movie 'The Bed'? Well you couldn't have because it hasn't been made yet :P

25points

Cecilia Valerio 8 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahaha

1point

Bethany 8 years ago

Ew

1point

Kendall Walls 7 months ago

All bran is the remedy for that.

0points

Esther Rajan 8 years ago

Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!

0points

Martin 8 years ago

Ewwwwwwwwww

0points

Diana Burolo 8 years ago

...well a man I know, he does made a short video named constipation...

0points

Susanna Vesna 8 years ago

LOL

0points

#32

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189points

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Paula Bogomolova 8 years ago

I laughed at this for at least 10 min straight

34points

LauRa Morgan 8 years ago

I know me to!

2points

jacluckycat 8 years ago

My dad has not stopped with the emojis since he figured out how to use them...he's so proud of himself :)

1point

Bethany 8 years ago

I do that all the time with ipod cuz its got the cute bird head this doesn't though its android :(

1point

Bethany 8 years ago

Ill start doing panda 🐼

0points

sophia MCcalmont 1 year ago

yeah nice horse

0points

Eva 3 years ago

🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

0points

FoxFace 5 years ago

🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

0points

Inhale The Milk 6 years ago

I laughed so hard... my throat feels hoarse now.

0points

Om 7 months ago

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ha

0points

Sockpuppies11 8 years ago

🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

0points

Cecilia Valerio 8 years ago

I use that horse when I need a donkey, It's cool 👍

0points

Naima Ivansdóttir 8 years ago

i do the same thing with the turkey

0points

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186points

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Thomas O'Keefe 8 years ago

Lightly. Fried. Fish. Fillets. Bring it on, kid!

52points

Stille20 8 years ago

My brother and I crack up about this all the time... totally my dad.... Say it... say it 10 more times exactly the same way.

2points

Cecilia Valerio 8 years ago

Kind of mantra for his dad, I guess 😔😔😔😔

2points

khloe smith 4 years ago

omg

0points

Sigurbjörg Eiríksdóttir 8 years ago

and then he yells lightly fried fish fillets up the stairs

0points

Zerah Mercado 8 years ago

it's marketing

0points

pikachu 8 years ago

then he should actually say it

0points

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180points

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Cecilia Valerio 8 years ago

Love it ❤❤

20points

Jace 8 years ago

I only recently learned what a "pelfie" was...

1point

Mousse 8 years ago

the dog looks like it's about to kill him

1point

sophia MCcalmont 1 year ago

nice.

0points

Miep Gies 2 years ago

yup

0points

Kami 8 years ago

Or a Petfie?

0points

Slagalica Mozgic 8 years ago

greaaat!!!!

0points

#35

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174points

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Madison Ella Walzberg 8 years ago

😳 wow just wow

37points

tyto alba guttata 8 years ago

poor boy

5points

C-Bear 7 years ago

poor neglected child🤣

4points

Bradley Auerbach 8 years ago

That is one of the meanest things a father can say to his son.

1point

Dallas John 8 years ago

omg is that my dad?..... hahaha jk my dad already left for some smokes ten years ago im 14 now........

1point

Halye Busic 4 years ago

oof

0points

Makayla Trager 4 years ago

Just keep scrolling

0points

Walkus-Andrew Andrea 8 years ago

Gee :'(

0points

Andrei Dima 8 years ago

Wtf ew

0points

Timothy D. 8 years ago

ermagherd

0points

#36

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171points

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Cooper Anderson 8 years ago

😂

28points

Madel Gadrinab 8 years ago

hes not wrong.

1point

Cecilia Valerio 8 years ago

Me to my nephews always

1point

Eva 3 years ago

🦃

0points

Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

Something I would say HAHA

0points

Cheryl LaCieurt 8 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

Aly Lopez 8 years ago

Jajajaja

0points

bread 8 years ago

:~)

0points

#37

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Final score:

170points

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bread 8 years ago

HarryPotte...811585.gif

9points

Thegreatcountryofverden 8 years ago

You sure like using that.

6points

Lilya 8 years ago

Reused gif...

0points

OTTERZ4LIFE 8 years ago

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KaileighDark05 8 years ago

What is that? I'm sorry I can't see well when it's 10:46 p.m on a school night...

1point

BrookieTheWookie 4 years ago

A leak, the veggie...

0points

Amaranthim Talon 8 years ago

Old but funny

1point

Halye Busic 4 years ago

wow

0points

C-Bear 7 years ago

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

0points

Cheryl LaCieurt 8 years ago

😂😂😂

0points

Bethany 8 years ago

Lol I saw this one

0points

#38

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167points

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IAmTheRealTimbo 8 years ago

...I would not wanna be that kid...

14points

Dallas John 8 years ago

oh wrong kid..... WAIT DAFAQ

2points

Azalea Angelheart 6 years ago

I wonder how they maintained that relationship

0points

#39

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Final score:

151points

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Alanna Wakefield 8 years ago

Or give him a little "pick me up" lol 😂😂😂

25points

Inhale The Milk 6 years ago

You got that right XD

0points

Leo 7 months ago

LOLLL

0points

khloe smith 4 years ago

like hes gone die without sex he must be so excited that he texted his son

0points

Azalea Angelheart 6 years ago

Lol best son ever

0points

Nina Milano 8 years ago

😂😂😂

0points

#40

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143points

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Alanna Wakefield 8 years ago

You always deny deny deny lol at least the lesson was learned

32points

Lazy Panda 8 years ago

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Cecilia Valerio 8 years ago

So easy

2points

Sick Boy 8 years ago

Maybe he should've offered it for free...

1point

TheReader19 8 years ago

Pissing myself

1point

Leo 7 months ago

K.O

0points

khloe smith 4 years ago

thats how he tested his son to see if he smoke

0points

Azalea Angelheart 6 years ago

Lol sounds like my dad

0points

siriuslyafangirl 8 years ago

Uhhhhh.... I'm surprised I haven't been tricked like that yet. I'll be on the lookout

0points

Ildiko Okido 8 years ago

Guess it dóes affect your brain. 😁

0points

Sandra Oberfrank 8 years ago

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Nora H. 8 years ago

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130points

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Socially Awkward 8 years ago

The low battery is driving me nuts!

45points

Panpan 8 years ago

The grammatical error is driving me nuts

6points

pikachu 8 years ago

same!!!!!!!!!!!

2points

Alisa Schoeffler 5 years ago

That is why I hate Iphone's, they die fast and all the Samsung texts are at least above 30%.

0points

Mell 8 years ago

Why :|

2points

Azalea Angelheart 6 years ago

Lol 😂 I wish this was my dad

0points

maritza vasquez 6 years ago

what a reputation.....

0points

Jaime Fe 8 years ago

lol... that was my dad when I was 15... still reading books Friday nights at 40...

0points

Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago

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Tallulah 8 years ago

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128points

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rakuninaru 8 years ago

That could actually work..

23points

Beta 4 years ago

Finally someone with a good battery percentage

2points

Smoofy 8 years ago

I don't like this one....

4points

Abby Deadman 4 years ago

lol

0points

Azalea Angelheart 6 years ago (edited)

Lmao savage

0points

Jessica Mccomb 7 years ago

When I got to this one my battery was 94% and time was similar at 3:14

0points

Markus McCloud 8 years ago

"Gee, thanks Dad..."

0points

Larry Allan Taberna-Pascubillo 8 years ago

my cheek went numb on this...

0points

#43

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127points

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Kirstine Andersen 8 years ago

(Female here) Sounds like something my sister or me would say. Our dad has probably Said it once or twice also.

9points

Sophia Cai 7 years ago

* or I

-3points

Azalea Angelheart 6 years ago

Lol

0points

Monique Cummings 8 years ago

Who eats veal (chained up baby cows) anymore??

0points

#44

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Final score:

124points

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Steefje Leefje 8 years ago

Hahahaha! Spent 2 minutes laughing at this one! Nearly woke up my man :-)!

24points

Cheryl LaCieurt 8 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

1point

Enid Mitchell 8 years ago

That cracked me up laughing!

1point

Azalea Angelheart 6 years ago

Lol best dad I’ve ever seen

0points

Jace 8 years ago

Spay and neuter your pets, folks.

0points

Danya Chepes 8 years ago

Absolutely hysterical

0points

TheReader19 8 years ago

Oh my good lord

0points

Cecilia Valerio 8 years ago

Lysol 😂😂😂😂

0points

#45

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122points

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John L 8 years ago

What!? Nobody is commenting here?

18points

Nic Schoowert 8 years ago

Maybe nobody has the balls to

30points

Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

You are

7points

Archie Moore 8 years ago

this one's a ten and I give it five stars and two thumbs up.

1point

TofuShoes 8 years ago

I have no words

2points

TofuShoes 8 years ago

Yet I chose to comment

7points

Khloieo 1 year ago

I don’t get it

0points

Abby Deadman 4 years ago

lol poor child

0points

Alisa Schoeffler 5 years ago

What is there to say to this post?

0points

Azalea Angelheart 6 years ago

Wut da heck

0points

maritza vasquez 6 years ago

🤦‍♀️

0points

William 8 years ago

LMAO

0points

Francis Dela Peña 8 years ago

Hahaha

0points

bread 8 years ago

|:~)

0points

#46

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122points

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rakuninaru 8 years ago

sweet!

26points

Brenda Boylan 8 years ago

Love you to the moon and back

4points

Bezza Adugna 8 years ago

Maybe the love was so big that moon was not far enough

0points

Esther Rajan 8 years ago

Awwww

1point

Om 7 months ago

Today is Tuesday...22/04/2025

0points

Azalea Angelheart 6 years ago

I ❤️ it when you replace words with 😄

0points

C-Bear 7 years ago

awww

0points

Sigurbjörg Eiríksdóttir 8 years ago

17. August is my birthday

0points

Andrei Dima 8 years ago

Smirky face and earth?

0points

#47

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Final score:

122points

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Angelika Okotokro 8 years ago

T.M.I. 😂😂😂

31points

Rosa Greyhound 8 years ago

Definitely TMI

6points

falcon627 8 years ago

Giving or Taking?

3points

Matas Man Regis 8 years ago

:D :D :D :D

2points

Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago

To be fair a**l sex is very dangerous and risky and can harm someone.

2points

Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago

Just like a teenager driving a car.

3points

Daniel Fleming 8 years ago

Another strike by too lazy to care is caring.

0points

Here to Troll 8 years ago

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Lilya 8 years ago

Way tmi.

1point

Iudith Coman 8 years ago

Omg this is disturbing

1point

Daniel Fleming 8 years ago

OMG.

1point

Om 7 months ago

She doesn't know what's she's missing>>>>>

0points

Suzanne Haigh 5 years ago

Do America parents really say these "things" to their kids?

0points

Azalea Angelheart 6 years ago

I want to answer dat question

0points

#48

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Final score:

118points

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Luc Mailloux 8 years ago

At least he's accepting.

42points

Stille20 8 years ago

Also my dad, goes for the overly complicated answer first.

3points

Azalea Angelheart 6 years ago

Lol

0points

#49

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Final score:

114points

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Tallulah 8 years ago

My dad would NEVER day something like that to me :/

24points

danila karpenko 8 years ago

That means your mom doesn't like your dad that much...

3points

Makayla Trager 4 years ago

Ummmmmmmmmm (speechless)

0points

Azalea Angelheart 6 years ago

THIS IS HELLA FUNNY

0points

Markus McCloud 8 years ago

"Yeah, I'm definitely not coming home. If you need me, I'll be a few STATES over, trying to get that picture out of my mind."

0points

Alanna Wakefield 8 years ago

Haha my dad use to do that to me when I lived at home

0points

alexandra laurita 8 years ago

"Your mom and I". For goodness sake!

-2points

#50

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108points

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rakuninaru 8 years ago

hehe

13points

Genea Padilla 8 years ago

😂

0points

#51

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Final score:

102points

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TofuShoes 8 years ago

What's up with virgin wireless? Haha

20points

David Blue 8 years ago

If his dad makes sappy apple jokes like, I would expect his son to be using Virgin wireless for a long time.

2points

Om 7 months ago

I don't like the COLOUR!!!!

0points

Just a Purpler 8 years ago

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#52

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Final score:

98points

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Cheryl LaCieurt 8 years ago

😆😆

12points

hayden 5 years ago

yeah just run faster dad with yo slow self

0points

Esther Rajan 8 years ago

Lol!

0points

Markus McCloud 8 years ago

Two words, but so much win!

0points

#53

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Final score:

88points

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Cecilia Valerio 8 years ago

Hahahaha

4points

#54

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82points

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stella 8 years ago

He looks like JIM CARREY!!!

9points

Vendetta Knight 4 years ago

Aaaaaalrighry then!

0points

Abhinav Sachan 8 years ago

Looks more like steve-o from jackass!

2points

Verena Heisenberg 8 years ago

I was looking for this comment ;-)

0points

Jayden Turnage 7 years ago

jerk.......

1point

Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago

The use of the word r******d was uncalled for.

1point

Here to Troll 8 years ago

Better comment on it so the person who wrote it never sees it, and you just look like a whiner. Good job.

3points

#55

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Final score:

81points

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LauRa Morgan 8 years ago

Finally some originality!

5points

#56

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81points

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Angelika Okotokro 8 years ago

This is great 😂😂

21points

Vera Deme 8 years ago

Dads are humans too.

1point

Om 7 months ago

"Dear led" I ALMOST EXPLODED IN LAUGHTER.......You didn't did you?????

0points

Inhale The Milk 6 years ago

"Dear led" I ALMOST EXPLODED IN LAUGHTER

0points

Markus McCloud 8 years ago

Where's the brain bleach? XD

0points

Dallas John 8 years ago

gross XD

0points

It's Caturday 8 years ago

A man thong..huh

0points

Enid Mitchell 8 years ago

What a hoot!

0points

#57

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72points

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Jhoa 8 years ago

What a sense of humor... (Requester)

15points

Slagalica Mozgic 8 years ago

?

0points

若韵雷 8 years ago

This is also not a "dad text."

0points

Hellysal 8 years ago

Of course he won't. That's why he's asking to be given, not to borrow.

-2points

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67points

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Andrei Dima 8 years ago

Wrap??

12points

Andreia Jorge 8 years ago

Dad joke. Wrap-presents, not rap music

8points

Aleksandra Kozłowska 8 years ago

THIS ONE IS IN MY TOP

2points

Alisa Schoeffler 5 years ago

There is a difference between wrapping and rapping..

0points

Princess Unicorn19899 6 years ago

Yes very funny!

0points

Cheryl LaCieurt 8 years ago

Bwahahahaha!!! 😆😆

0points

#59

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1point

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Maximilian Bobenhausen 1 year ago

ah... a dad looking out for their kid's best interests.

1point

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Jen Jamieson 8 years ago

This makes no sense...

25points

Archie Moore 8 years ago

Jen - I think Dad was trying to bring a comparison to his kid's mind. Could be some kid running late. Really late. Again.

2points

therealpixie 8 years ago

Is there something funny about this that I'm missing? And why hide it?

4points

Jen Jamieson 8 years ago

I'm right there in confusion land with you.

0points

Bethany 8 years ago

Why is this got negative votes? I like sloths

2points

Tallulah 8 years ago

Haha. New word to use on mom.

2points

danila karpenko 8 years ago

daaaaaaaaaamn son

1point

Andrei Dima 8 years ago

Hahahha

1point

Sick Boy 8 years ago

Probably the wife just called him that and he wanted to check what it meant.

0points

Lazy Panda 8 years ago

What

0points

Daze 8 years ago

What?

0points

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Final score:

-93points

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Heather DeVinche 8 years ago

why is this here?

35points

Archie Moore 8 years ago

Somebody ruined Dad's great joke and it just died. Died right there when "watermelon sour patch straws" was delivered.

2points

Daniel Fleming 8 years ago

ok.....

3points

rakuninaru 8 years ago

so....?

3points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

What...??? 😐

2points

Lazy Panda 8 years ago

This doesn't not belong

1point

Kaitlyn DSOUZA 8 years ago

I DONT GET IT

1point

Fuzzysoul of Windclan 8 years ago

Straws? Its kids.

0points

Jarrod Willis 7 years ago

I think it means he is going to lure him in a white van with his favorite candy

-2points

Mayank Byadwal 8 years ago

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