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Not to sound too cheesy, but we love our dads very much. They’re the epitome of strength and wisdom, and they’re an endless source of dad jokes mixed with a subtle willingness to gently embarrass their kids. They’re a force of nature to be reckoned with. In short, dads are totally rad, and we don’t think they get the recognition they deserve.

The ‘Rad Dad’ Instagram page is a celebration of fathers in all of their glory: from hilarious memes to funny and cringy social media posts, the social media project has a bit of everything to show what it’s like being a parent. Being a dad is a badge of honor, and you’ve got to earn it joke by joke.

Scroll down for the best dad posts from ‘Rad Dad’ and remember to upvote the pics that made you smile and laugh the most. Hopefully, this list will be a reminder to call your parents. If you’ve got any great dad jokes or stories about your parents, we’d love to read all about it in the comment section. Oh, and if you’d like some more dad radness, check out Bored Panda’s previous article right here once you’re done enjoying this one.

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Nicole hought
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope he doesn't get too amped up

Legit Exorcy
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you ground him, he might lose all his potential.

Earl Grey
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this post current?

Marin Er
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try to remain positive when he does something so negative. But remember disciplining children can be polarizing. Just stay plugged in to what he's doing, dad!

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Bored Panda got in touch with relationship expert and father-of-two, Dan Bacon, to hear about what qualities make dads good role models for their children. Dan, the founder of The Modern Man, said that practically everyone will have a different opinion on this, and it's "based on what kind of dad they would have preferred when growing up, or what kind of dad they’d like to be, which could be based on their own father or ideas on how to be a better father."

However, he shared with us the personal qualities that he has which he believes sets a good example for his daughters "in terms of their own behavior and what to expect from a man when they grow up and begin dating."

In short, Dan stays true to his word, is very open and honest with his family, keeps his emotions under control, and strives to be confident and ambitious.

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    Marion
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also throwing my hands up in the air. Definitely a gesture of frustration = not my fault 😂

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    Marcelo Gomes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sometimes to the left, so my headlight appears in their mirror.

    Susan Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?!?! Glad I'm not the only one!!

    Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I move to the LEFT to shine my headlight in their side mirror. Apparently, I'm the ars

    Amy Barnes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a jerk, I stake claim to the left side bc I intend to get behind others who prefer my speed... or lack thereof. 👹

    Scott Kasnik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to vere left to ride the rumble strip to get their attention

    Judy Steelman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I throw hands up and move over. If im behind à car that does that i really appreciate it

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    Downunderdude
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can relate. I have a garage full of these. And nuts and bolts. And screws. In my defence, my kids have often said 'Dad, do you have a nut and bolt that's this long but only really thin..,' and I usually do! So there.

    Torsten
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with a headphone jack adapter my son needed last week.

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    BetterBitterButter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are already better than most of us.

    Kelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I snorted. Lol. This is soooo my mom. I am sure she still has pieces of tin foil from the 70’s around to re-use.

    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So after all these years - it DID spark joy :)

    Mika N
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad has lots of stories like this and loves to point them out! 😂 "There's the piece of wood I saved when we took apart X at our old house in 199X and it was just right for this project 20 years later!"

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pics or it didn’t happen ;)

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    • "I love people for who they are, rather than expecting them to think, behave or act like me. This allows people to be themselves around me, rather than having to put on an act. 
    • I keep promises. This is something I naturally do, but it has the positive effect of being someone they can rely on. 
    • I love their mother (my wife) genuinely and always support her and work with her in the relationship, rather than against her. This is only truly possible if a man truly loves the woman he is with and wants to be with her. It’s not something that can be faked for a long time. 
    • I don’t hide my feelings of love and openly say, 'I love you' to my daughters and wife, which in turn, creates an environment where they can say it without feeling embarrassed or shy."
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    Troux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he from Chile?

    Kristin Ingersoll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad it's cropped out the actual funny part! BP Idiots. Ironically, they used this photo as the teaser, and the teaser included the funny part, which was a sign that said something like "Frozen - Hispanic" - Stupid BP.

    Issey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks so proud of himself!

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    Genny McD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the highlight of ANY road trip as a kid!

    A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just kids who do it! Also, to all truckers everywhere.... Thank you!

    Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you stopped and you're an adult, do it! I love seeing the truck driver's smile when I do it.

    Dan Padgett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever since.Dumb and Dumber released, this has been my dream.

    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure everyone around them feels the same

    Angel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of my friends and I did this when we helped with a triathlon but it was just to random cars. We'd get so pumped when we got one. Just a bunch of high schoolers having fun. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    Featherytoad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my husband was driving, I would flash them.

    kathyberthahazel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this as a kid. Thanks for the fun memory.

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    Mozzarella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahaha oh my god this is the best thing I have ever seen

    Rhea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I want one in my bathroom haha

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    Featherytoad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hilarious. People and their stupid signs. I would put it there too.

    Beenie Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd never put that sign there. My kids throw caution to the wind and might do it.

    Amber V
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is funny though 😂 yep locations, two very different meanings

    Kimberly
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked as a Pre-school teacher & once had a child in my care lick the toilet. Never thought "Aiden, do not like the toilet please" would ever come out of my mouth.

    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm speechless.. please tell me he keeps the nutella in the kitchen with the sign??

    222srphn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only bowl im licking is the cookie dough one

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    The dad continued: 

    • "I don’t get angry or lose control of my emotions if my daughters or wife for that matter, aren’t behaving perfectly or exactly how I want. Instead, they sense that I prefer when they behave better, which then makes them want to do that. I don’t force them to do it, so they do it out of love.  
    • I have big goals and am constantly working towards them, but still make time for my wife and daughters. Since they don’t feel left out or ignored, they continue to respect the fact that I have goals, am working hard towards them and need space and time to do that.
    • I am confident around them, other people and in any situation we encounter, which then makes them feel safe and protected. My daughters have been able to experience what it’s like to be around a man who is respected by others, rather than looked down upon, picked on or bullied due to him being insecure or soft. As a result, they will likely prefer more confident men in future."
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    Dan stressed that a man doesn't have to have all of the qualities that he does if he doesn't want to. "That’s the kind of person I am and as a result, it may result in my daughters wanting to find a man who also approaches them and life in that way."

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    Liam F.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dani, she's checking out his water bottle if that's what you're saying

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    Joey Marlin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who might not know Dominic Holland is a multi millionaire, award-winning comedian, actor and author. In amongst the books he's written was 'Eclipsed' which documents his son's rise to fame which, obviously, has overtaken his own.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god I love ghis

    D Battle II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tom wants to laugh soooo bad! lol

    JP Purves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tom looks just like his Dad.

    Julieandthephatones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhh my 2 favourite actors in one place!!!!

    Sandy sandy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first i was like, Matt Damon looks excited.

    Dana Dickinson Scott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the cutest “normal” dad face ever.

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    Dav Carro-Ripalda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And.... Did Bob and Agnes accept the invitation?

    Will I Will-Ham
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was an awkward moment when they showed up in their leather suits

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    Kusotare
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More than one person is going to get a spanking.

    Beenie Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah mom that's for throwing away my PSP (today's equivalent would be the Nintendo switch)

    Mac 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid is going to be a GREAT parent!👍

    Josurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody else thinking about James Franco's explanation of bukk*ke in WHY HIM?

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh no someone is gonna be judged VERY hard today

    phil bishop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beeeeewwwwwuuulllchh snort laugh

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    #9

    This Is Why I Made Sure To Buy A House With A Garage
@reallysamevans

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    C C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just spit out my drink bc this is soooo true! My dad used to go on car drives to cool down... now I find myself doing it too lol

    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or maybe he was out murdering someone elses' family :O

    Kevin Bates
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to think my dad shuttered... now I realize that he was filtering himself from all the cursing he wanted to do when I had farked up see this now as I do the same thing with my kids

    Zoecat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me realizing my dad always takes walks after family parties.

    Camo Pena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've found that walking is superior to counting to 20 in these kinds of situations....

    Dawn C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that was very responsible of him 😂😂

    Juliette Dauterive
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I had a foster child from hell one time. I remember standing out in my pasture smoking a ... cigarette, thinking, I really do not want to go back in that house! And then having the realization that I had just joined the thousands upon thousands of parents that had done the exact same thing.

    Karen Lyon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad did that by playing golf. LOL.

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    The ‘Rad Dad’ Instagram account has been enjoying some wild success online. Currently, over 1.8 million people follow the page so they get the freshest and cheesiest dad memes in their feeds. The account posts new pics practically every single day, so there’s almost always something for everyone.

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    Being a dad—especially a good one—can mean a lot of different things for everyone. Some families value gentleness and empathy over everything else; others believe that quiet and industrious stoicism is the way to go. However, whatever your personal thoughts on the matter might be, what lies at the core of fatherhood is spending quality time with the kids.

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    Blue
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    3 years ago

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    Telmo Belo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I walked into a store that had 5 picture frames in the front with the letters spelling DREAM. I rearranged them to MERDA and laughed for hours. Still laughing now.

    Torben Møller-Nielsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The really funny thing is that in danish "far" means "dad"!

    Jen F
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this was the highlight of the fair...or fart if you will...

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    It Is Now 🔥🔥💀💀 @gary_from_teen_mom

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    Adam Eve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That how WE use emojis my young padawan.... We lived thru dial up, we are the og, that's how we roll

    Maggie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shouldn't have laughed at this

    Beenie Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If something happens to me I'd want the word out like how this conversation with dad was.

    °CORLEONE°
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is we? I use the emojis the way I like.

    I don't like avocado
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for everyone that didn't know, 💀 is equivalent to 😂 (maybe you use the emojis a little differently...... just a little....)

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    beesechurger elite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one witch here what are the people in the black supposed to be

    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    question is, who wore it better? just kidding, it was obviously, without a doubt the dad

    Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it seems like there was no specification on the type of witch.

    Beenie Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this one I'm gonna save and use it this Halloween.

    Flexiegirl94
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the little two girls constumes

    Vortex Lazer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dad is absolutely correct in this one!

    New Everywhere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must've thought, Ok Man Witch...and then this genius idea was born

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    Dr. Jeremy Davies, from the Fatherhood Institute in the United Kingdom, told Bored Panda earlier that it’s time with their parents that children need more than anything else. 

    "And time can be hard to find, if you’re focused on earning money—which is part of what you need to do as a parent, but only part of it. So finding time when you’re out at work is the biggest challenge," he explained to us.

    Dr. Davies stressed that new dads should strive to organize their lives so they get to do "a good chunk of the hands-on caring" early on. Getting “stuck in” and helping out with childcare is the way to go.

    "If that’s tough because of the job you do, maybe there are ways you can tweak your working week to free up more time? If not, and that feels like a problem, maybe you need to think about a different career?" the Fatherhood Institute representative suggested that dads consider prioritizing spending time with their families over their careers.

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    beesechurger elite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey this is the rival dad guy from that post a while ago lol

    Anaïs Grobin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's wound up on a ton of different posts here

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    Bill Allen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my small business started making money but I had some free time in the winter, I took their class and worked for H&R Block for two tax seasons to learn how to do may taxes. Made money, not much money tho, while I learned the craft.

    Adam Eve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Golden... Now THIS is a dad joke

    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good for you thinking outside the box

    Amy Barnes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally this but with Home Depot. It only ended bc I caught COVID and went long-haul.

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    Abby da great
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “…or would you like the scrambled eggs?” “Nah im too hungry to chase ‘em”

    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean- I would do this if I had the chance.

    M P
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Server: "If you don't think that's easy, you must not know any game hen."

    Josurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Higher this one please !!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    M P
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Server: cIf you don't think our eggs are easy you don't have any game hun."

    AverageWeeb 🇬🇧
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    And then everyone clapped

    Melissa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if I saw a chicken stripping I'd certainly clap

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    Sue Lynn Chan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I get a dog, will my parents react the same way?

    Beenie Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably. If my kids brought home a dog or cat there a good chance they'll like me more than them. Not everyone is an animal person though so it depends.

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    Kelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, my dad with a little black cat he definitely didn’t want me to get. He spoiled that cat so bad! How I miss my dad.

    Mary Pigott
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad was a big man with a heart of mush. He couldn't resist an animal in need. He brought home his share, believe me.

    MJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A random dog wandered onto our 2 acre property when I was about 16. He looked to be around 2 years old, and based his build, markings, and personality he seemed to be a lab/border collie/ maybe something else. My mom and my two sibs wanted to keep him, my dad didnt care at the time. We kids named him Doodle. Over the years, Doodle picked my dad as his person, and my dad loved it; he was my dad’s best friend, followed him all over the yard, laid down beside him when he was working outside, when on pick-up rides… when Doodle was about 13, after multiple treatments and vet visits to try to get him well, Doodle had to be put down. My dad make it clear to my mom that he wanted to take Doodle, and that he would go alone. My mom said that for as long as he was gone, she was pretty sure he stayed until it was done. ❤️‍🩹

    Smilejustbecause
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! I wasn’t able to take my cat when I left the nest. His cat now 😂

    Jason B.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about the dog I really wanted, but ended up betraying me and liking my wife more...

    Zoecat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this is 100% my dad and our cat. First he hates cats now they snoozing on the couch all afternoon together.

    ShyWahine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HaHa, no truer words were ever spoken...

    Neville Nicol
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister's dog was usually baby sat by us until it died. Katy usually took my mother the most, and she died at their place when my sister and her kids were gone one day traveling to Regina. When I spoke to my Dad the next day he was just as emotional as my Mom was even though he never usually pet Katy or played with her much. It was an emotional day for all of us.

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    Helping out your partner with childcare and chores is vital. "Don’t hang back like she’s the boss. Men are biologically primed to look after children, just like women are, and practice makes perfect. If mum seems better at this stuff, it’s almost certainly because she does more of it. The more you do the better you get,” the expert told Bored Panda that dads definitely shouldn’t be afraid to help out.

    Unfortunately, there are no shortcuts: you have to carve out the time necessary to change nappies, bathe your kids, put them to bed, and sing or read to them before bed. However, the rewards are definitely worth it.

    "That’s how you’ll build the bond with your baby, and from that, you’ll build a wonderful, lifelong relationship with him/her."

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    Well They’re Not Gonna Water Themselves @raddad

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your dad is amazing 👏 👏

    Chris M
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    No. Giving free labor to this s**t corporation is not amazing

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    Kelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has to do it. Those plants at Walmart are abused!

    Beenie Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad's in their natural environment

    Kat Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad once almost did that at Lowes bc he hated how dry they were (the employee stopped him tho...)

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black shoes with white socks? You KNOW that man is a Dad.

    Emmy Dumont
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a daddest thing to do! I love if

    Asi Bassey
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m guessing he has a very high sense of responsibility.

    Porpoisepower
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're thirsty they're thirsty

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    Adam Eve
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mind craft.... This joke is too meta for a dad, dad jokes are lame, not complex and layered, I'm losing sleep trying to figure out if he's in on it

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a much better game than Roadblocks.

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    Beenie Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I was annoyed by my dad who did that and now I know why he does it from being a dad now too lol

    funkybluegirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so funny to me... and relatable; as both a parent and a (former) child.

    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm trying to be God. Go play Minecrap or something."

    Brier Random
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Mindcraft” was on purpose, trust me. That was one of the layers of the joke.

    Brier Random
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i.e. Way funnier than just using the old classic “Mindcraft” dad joke.

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    Amy Barnes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to have to STEAL THAT.

    Shiny1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you just proved that genius is hereditary

    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "COMPUTER LEGOS".... that is hilarious! And I'm calling Minecraft from here on out just to have my kids eyes rolling lol

    Paul Bonczyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, in your lame attempt to ridicule you actually unknowingly defined what a dad joke is; Lame, not complex or layered. In other words, it was a fantastic dad joke. First, you need to understand the world as it is, open your mind to allow for thought to process quickly and accept the fact that dads are the bomb at makin us laugh simply because hes lived long enough to know not to give a s**t about anything and that a dumb joke is worth even a smile from our kids because as tacky as we may be in our dad joke spotlight its a small way to bring us together for the flash in a pan moment and laugh or to hear " omg dad ur so goofy, get outta here". Every opportunity I get I go all in goofy just to see my daughter smile. Simple and to the point comedy!

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    Fishy Squid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But If you wake up in the middle of the night and look out your window...

    Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They fined a guy near me a few years back for something similar. People kept calling emergency services. 😂

    Arthur Waite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Police have had to ask a couple of houses in Toronto to take these down - worried that the distraction might cause traffic accidents. No to mention 911 calls.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many times will someone call 911 before fire and rescue stops by to burn that dummy lol

    Oene Veltman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It needs a sound system that plays moaning and help cries to complete the set up

    Missy May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a well known story about this decoration style including one very frantic man who attempted to climb up to save the stranded "individual" hanging from the house. Everyone named him a hero for a fast reaction and a possible small heart attack.

    Tassenküchlein168
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fire department service: 46,987 Dollar (estimated, if it’s USA)

    Shiny1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is really really good! (just make sure you let the 911 operators in on it)

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    Dad jokes tend to be either loved or loathed. And they’re actually a pretty global phenomenon. Usually, they’re awkward, ridiculous gags that can make folks (especially the younger generations) cringe. At the same time, they’re clever, pun-tastic, and can be incredibly original. Above everything, they’re pretty darn neutral: it’d be quite a feat to find a dad joke that insults anyone.

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    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah.. it was kind of like this at my dads wedding. step mom did most of the planning.

    DoubleHeartDoctor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought you were going to say it was like this with his new bride. 😂😂

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    Featherytoad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get to a certain age and you know mom was the only one doing the shopping.

    JKJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the record, I do the majority of the kids gifts, it is mom that is just as surprised as the little ones.

    Mike Ipsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah this tracks, I never know what my kids get unless my wife tells me - lol

    Jai Stewart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always knew when my dad had done the wrapping because he'd scribble the prices out with biro instead of removing them

    Kat Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats like more of my dad opening the present from my sister and me and my brother standing there wondering what it is.

    Karen Evans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    used to have to do Christmas shopping for my daddy. He would always ask what I got for everyone.

    Mikki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom's always chooses the gifts alright. Dad's pay tho

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    Regal Kitten
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got roughly the same thing. Considering the amount of stupid sh!t me and my friends did sober, I don't want to know what we would have attempted while high.

    Robert Duran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You probably just would've made a sandwich out of glazed donuts and hot cheetos.

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    D20 Games
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad was a hippie. My drug talk was weed takes 28 days to flush from your system. Everything else, only do it at home, so you are being responsible. Not out and about, possibly hurt someone else. I tried stuff, didn't like it. I smoked pot, quit at 27, don't miss it. Don't have a problem with folks trying stuff, just be cool.

    muffin kid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i rly like how he told you to do it at home so you don't affect others. it's very considerate in this day and age

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    Kat Anderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My folks didn't even have to talk/ warn me about this because we did research about bad drugs and found out what was in them and now i never ever want to smoke.

    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "drug talk" I got was to the point: "At some point you may be offered drugs. It's up to you whether you take them; we can't decide that for you. However, if we find you holding, we'll turn you in, no questions asked." It didn't occur to me or my brothers to doubt them.

    Johsy B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol "so whenever I smoked weed" 👍👍

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah I got that talk when I was being crazy with my bff… we were sober

    Norah Reilly
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be higher.

    Richard Willis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex father-in-law served with Gurkhas in Burma during WWII. He told me that they came across two Japanese scouts asleep in their tent. They silently cut the head off one, propping it upright where it once lay, and then sat cross legged at the entrance to the tent until the other one woke up, before similarly dispatching him.

    hcaballero57
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad talk with me basically consisted of him saying "stay out of my beer"

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    Noah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad loves stopping to stretch and pee and grab a snack

    Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad did not. He liked to beat the time he had the last time he made the trip. Lol

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    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely right! And then you have to speed to catch them up and overtake them AGAIN! Sheesh, don't you people know anything?

    Iam Knucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment is 100% true. But my modern take on it is when I'm using Google maps and I shave 5 minutes off the estimated arrival time. I hate stopping for a bathroom break and having the time get longer again.

    funkybluegirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 2 types of people in this world, those who love to make stops during road trips and those who hate to make stops during road trips.

    madbakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to not pee my pants. Type 3? Must make stops but hates to.

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    Justin Antonietti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just got back to the pnw from Montana, and a truer statement has never been spoke! I am getting old.

    Echidna learns extreme ironing
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My husband is exactly the same - and then makes sure to point out each and every one we catch up to.

    Liam F.
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    3 years ago

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    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me. And I'm not even a father. (That I know of.)

    Dav Carro-Ripalda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I even cry, when i see big trucks re-gaining all the advantage i once managed to obtain. Dammed bladders!! Can you not pee in a bottle like everybody else???

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    However, gags made by dads, just like other forms of comedy, can go over someone’s head. Not everyone will get what there is to laugh about. Comedy writer Ariane Sherine explained to Bored Panda a while back why people don’t get some jokes.

    "Depending on the situation, it either means you’re not privy to knowledge you need to understand the joke, or it just means your brain doesn’t work in the way it needs to in order to understand that particular type of humor," the British comedy expert told us.

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    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moe Szyslak: “I’m better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff’s loaded with nutrients. I can’t compete with that stuff.”

    Regal Kitten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must know the location of this free dirt

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotchu, it’s under your backyard, all you need is a shovel! Free dirt :D

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    Neville Nicol
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at hardware packaging plant once and they were selling buckets of leftover hardware with screws and nails and odds and ends for $5 each in 5 gallon Pails and I bought one for my Dad and he was thrilled! He was able to fill up his screw drawer. Best gift I ever bought him

    Shiny1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O yeah! Big grin on Dad's face! Makes up for years of socks and bad ties, for sure

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    Littlemiss
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, so I'd do this

    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, good dirt for backfilling is so expensive. And sand, too. It's a couple hundred dollars for a dump truck load. I'd love to have some free dirt to help with the erosion.

    BigSandHog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in my day we hade piles of dirt. AND WE LIKED IT.

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    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were stopped at traffic lights and there was a sign on the wall that said 'Tenant parking only'. My son said 'But Dad, what if you have eleven ants?' I was sooo proud I cried. My work here is done.

    Everything is fascinating.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bacon grilled, then topped with a mix of finely chopped pecans and maple syrup, gently grilled until caramelised. Let it cool, and carefully cut into bite sized pieces. You are welcome.

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bacon are delicious. Top proprieties

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son turned 6 my coworker asked him what he wanted for his birthday, he said shrimp cocktail

    JinxBox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend could not believe I actually wished for a red paprika filled with a certain white cheese. She did it anyway but noticed it was actually a good combo -ate it all and brought me a bag of candy instead.

    Kat Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok... i need to meet this child-

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    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would join. if I were a guy I would join.

    Jen F
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should absolutely be a thing... plus Merit badges for achieving the perfect medium rare steak...

    Mike Ipsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I may be overqualified for these scouts.

    Judi Michelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you desperately need guy scouts without TELLING me you desperately need guy scouts lol ;-)

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    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *pulls out dozens of ethernet cables I'm holding onto "just in case"*

    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad would demand the "I got this, I'm a carpenter" badge... and then assemble the doors of a wardrobe upside down.

    Jo Ellen Washburn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband long ago got the HDMI cable badge.

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Join Possum Lodge. "I'm a man. But I can change. If I have to. I guess."

    Nathan Shipman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy Scouts? Tell me more about this!

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    "Babies find a lot of things funny, so it’s partly innate," Ariane said that our ability to find certain things funny is partly to do with nature, and partly with nurture. "But for jokes like puns, you definitely need a firm grasp of language, and for political satire, you of course need an understanding of politics,” she said.

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    #25

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    simoncholland Report

    Madelyn Jeffords
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I upvoted that so that there would be an even number (it was st 59) #OCD

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    Pamela Tapia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be Mom jokes, too! I say, "it's got good mileage, a new set of tires, and been smoged! Where ya go!". So far no one's responded, and I've been doing it for years, I'm now 74.

    Eddie Maurer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely using this next time this occurs.

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    Lexipoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no nerve to call my father stupid

    That nerd Zoe ️‍🇺🇦️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call my dad a nerd and he calls me a dummy. Lol. Like a casual "hey nerd what's for dinner" or "bye love u dummy"

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    Adam Eve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Time is the same in a relative way but you're older, shorter of breath and one day closer to death" up vote if you know

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father would ground me thru text for calling him stupid

    CanadianPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be disowned if I called my father "stupid" lol

    wowbagger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're harshin' my mellow...

    Rocky Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this one was worth a laugh out loud moment. From the dad, not the "stupid" kid.

    Tiffany Schmidt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he has good taste in music

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    Midoribird Aoi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that bottom one was taxidermied by a guy who had never seen a lion.

    3Woodstock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best! I'm dying here!

    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom at 30: Already gave birth to me and my sister. | Me at 30: stupid hobbitses

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    According to the comedy expert, there’s a shared responsibility between the stand-up comedian and the audience when it comes to getting a particular joke. Comedians have to make sure the quips are actually good, however, even objectively hilarious material won’t always find its mark.

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    ljbeanfield
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad's friend does this. He gives free rides to anyone that needs a driver

    Purple3262
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's similar to how Bevan Spencer von Einem (Australian serial killer) picked up some of his victims!

    Paul Z.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah... thanks but no. Too drunk to drive drunk...

    Jennifer Hargett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd definitely use this service. And I'll add a tip $ if he'll drive by my ex's house so I can dump the empty beer cans in his yard.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in! Party at 7!

    SheamusFan1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I'm old but where do I sign up to be your adopted son?

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    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come gather round children I'll tell you a tale....

    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Hubby was in construction and came home with a bloody rag wrapped around his hand one evening. Said he couldn't leave the job and didn't want to ask to go inside the homeowners house (exterior work) because he didn't want to drip blood. It was a very deep cut that should have been stitched but it was a bit too late for that. Cleaned it thoroughly and created "sort of" butterfly bandages and pulled the wound closed. He was more embarrassed than anything. OHHHHH....but a PAPER CUT? Lots of yelling and swearing about how painful it was. Paper cuts, apparently, are the worst.

    eff the haters
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paper cuts hurt worse imo. I had a bad bike accident that required a few stitches but that hurt less than a paper cut... I sympathize with your husband

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    JKJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not my dad. Death could be holding his hand, he wouldn't tell a soul, and go to work. He did once and collapsed. He's an old farm hand.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad drove himself to the hospital while having a heart attack 🙄 I mean, he made it, but still!

    Purple Swag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omgosh this is my dad! And he recently got sick XD

    Keith T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve had a heart attach and I concur

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time my husband has a headache he believes it’s a tumor

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    Evan and Laura Barton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, this is how my great grandma was named Bongo!

    Kristy P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was Mammy and great grandfather was Pampy! lol

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    AsexualShrimp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mispronounced my uncle’s name. His name is now chutney.

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meet MEMAWBOT. ( I have a spine,arm and ankle all reinforced by metal,kids saw the x-rays while I was emailing them to a new doctor) six years old and seven years old grandsons. Six says to seven, " I told you she was cool! That's MEMAWBOT!". I would fight the terminator over it.

    Hannah Hudson-Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. This happened with one of my cousins. They mispronounced "Grandpa" as "Grinder", and henceforth he became "Grinder" to the whole family. Fortunately for him, it was one of my youngest cousins.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece called me "that there" for a preeeety long time.

    JinxBox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah my son spelled one letter wrong and ended up calling my brother "naked-uncle" for years. It stuck pretty good...

    Jules Marten-Feldmann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently found out Prince William called the Queen "Gary" when he was little... would love it if he still did, lol

    The Deez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When talking about grandparent names with my son, who is 19, said that when he has kids one day, he's going to have them call us something unique, "...like, Krank and...Triggerswitch!" LOL! I was like, "I wanna be Triggerswitch!"

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    "People can’t be expected to get badly-told jokes where the setup or punchline is mangled, but if the joke’s told well, it’s not necessarily the comic’s fault if another person doesn’t get it. Humor can be quite a niche and individual thing, but if a joke regularly falls flat most comics will drop it from their sets."

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    Wandaluzt
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Go tell them on Twitter in 2019 then

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    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That battery level is worrying. Also, call your dad.

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... did she get a reservation?

    Kamie Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so creative! Cheers to your Pops

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that when I go to visit my mom. "Hello, dinner reservations for one please- preferably a window seat. I'll have the chef's special and soup du jour."

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    #32

    Gallery Of 2 Images.
the Lawn Isn’t Gonna Cut Itself. Tap To Buy The Shirt 🍻

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    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Sleeping in is for LOSERS”

    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every.Damn.Saturday.Morning. If it's nota mower, it's a a leaf blower

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mick next door with his new chainsaw. Grrr.

    Mike Ipsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said no Dad ever . . Why? Because the dew has the lawn all wet in the morning. Clumps all over the place.

    Annabelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pls tell my neighbour. He didn’t get the memo.

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, that is so NOT my dad

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make earplugs for NASCAR races, they would be appropriate here.

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    over it already
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the joke (& once upon a time loved acid( but can't get over the bare feet in a lab environment - argghhh!

    Caroline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question is why is he barefoot in the lab

    Adam Eve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but, he got the best acid in the 90s 100%.... Surrealism like this doesn't just happen

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sory to mention this, AE, but the best acid was to be had in 1968.

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    Mary Pigott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad was a railway engineer. He used to sometimes pull cars with liquids. One morning he said he had an 'acid' train last night. I (the teenage hippie culture freak) start laughing, he yells, "Not THAT kind of acid"!..

    Purple3262
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine receiving that text from your dad tho!

    Jyndaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time I called my mom for a ride sometime in the early 00s. She said "I can't drive right now. I'm on E!" I asked why she took ecstasy. "NO! The CAR is on EMPTY! I don't have gas to drive." 😅 Oops, sorry mom! I temporarily forgot "I'm on E" is slang/shorthand for empty gas tank.

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need some base to neutralize this.

    Porpoisepower
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be barefooted in a lab!!!

    KDav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LAB SAFETY IS NOT A JOKE!!!! *sobs in chemistry*

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    #34

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    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pants are very important. He is doing gods work by helping the pants

    Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goals. Gotta have them.

    Krystal Keener
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for him!! There's an entire Dr.Suess story about not being afraid of pants!!

    Nicky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like you... must be the genes!

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and you are? Shirts?

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    #35

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    juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, i think she needs glasses or something

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but can we just talk about the bikini she is wearing? That is just stuck to her boobs and look like the were painted on in ms paint?

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man out here noticing the logical inconsistencies before anything else 👍

    Mary Pigott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice photoshop boooooobies

    madbakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking new implants maybe? It's distracting.

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she wants someone to lift her up and carry her to the shore?

    Dana Dickinson Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmm…does she not know what a beach is?

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    #36

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    Mike Ipsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aim high, I mean how else will they scale the wall?

    Hope Cows&Chickens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something straight out of Jackson County, Oregon.

    Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know which Jackson County! For those wondering, there is a Jackson County in: North Carolina, Mississippi, Oregon, Kentucky, Missouri, Kansas, Colorado, Georgia, Ohio, Illinois, Oklahoma, Florida, Wisconsin, Indiana, Texas, Iowa, Minnesota, Tennessee and West Virginia. In the event that I missed a state, let me know!

    I don't like avocado
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't know why the guy is in prison in the first place. The fact he's actively trying to be a better person and he got something to show it proves that there's still hope and we shouldn't be judging him. Let's be real, a lot of us would give up on morals if we landed in prison. (I'm talking about you Carol). So we should be celebrating along. Rehabilitation is better than throwing someone's life away over a mistake.

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is possible to hit bottom, realize you've made terrible mistakes, and do the work to change. It isn't common, but it is possible.

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the judge owns the juvenile detention center in your district...

    mom24boys
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: Don't F**k with my truck!

    Dawn C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some things should stay on the refrigerator door 😂😂

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    #37

    You’ll Look Great In My Collection
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    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could cry... I had a box of these collected over the years and one day, in a tidying frenzy, I thought 'I'm never going to need these' and I threw them away. Well, today, I did need one and now I don't have any AND I HOPE YOU'RE ALL F*****G HAPPY NOW!

    Rob'n T Vazquez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for sharing your pain as PROOF POSITIVE for keeping my collection!! (My heart weeps for you #Downunderdude)😪

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    3Woodstock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does every house have a file cabinet full of random cords or am I the only lucky one? I bet if I checked one would say Atari...

    Ariel Rusk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad literally had a four drawer filing cabinet with random wires and cables in it.

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    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saying that if you need a Nokia 3210 charger, I'm your man.

    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone needs a Samsung Blast charger, I got you.

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    Einar Kramer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything DC between 3 and 24 volts WILL get put in the transformer bucket! Cute battery Christmas (or Halloween) lights? Chop off that battery box and heat up the soldering iron -there’s power supply in the bucket!

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing you kept those charge cords though so you could be charged.

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    Marie Bland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just dads, I have a random box of cords I have collected for over 20 years, I'll never get rid of them...

    Rob'n T Vazquez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! One day, I WILL need one of the cords!! I do NOT want to go through the same pain as #downunderdude!

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    Echidna learns extreme ironing
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My precious...... Reminds me of the brilliant sketch by Michael McIntyre - The Man Drawer...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgrmB8M0sgU

    Jyndaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for sharing. He's hilarious! I've watched a few of his sketches now and they cheered me up 💜

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you put something away in the junk drawer and it’s blessed with you never know, usually not looked for until 5 years later or the day after you threw it out

    CammyCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Per the previous post: someday it may b needed

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    #38

    Gallery Of 8 Images.
thank You Dad, Very Cool! Tap To Buy Merch

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    Mary Pigott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was his name years back when he started. I thought it was cool that he was Canadian and his name was Beaver..

    Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m impressed he even knew who it was. Lol

    Crystaleigh Briggs-Salters
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hows he got better seats then Beiber? What does he do?

    Azure Adams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JUstice Beaver... the crime solving beaver

    Piano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The crumbs in his mustache... classic

    Tybalt P.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This brings back a memory of when I was in kindergarten, my class and I would all sing: “Justin Bieber is a beeeeeeaver, Justin Bieber is a beeeeeaver” over and over until the teacher got annoyed

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    bruno123
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did somebody say.... menufort! (to the tune of menu log)

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess.....you are a father as well....

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just wondering why she's still there?

    Genny McD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard...... because stuff like that really does happen 🤣

    Lena Natale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You say grown man like it’s bad you are never to old for a menu fort

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, silence the rest of night, good thing??

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not hating it. If only this was more socially acceptable

    harry Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait grown mature people goto olive garden?

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a 5-year-old in our family who does this

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    Kat Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger me and my brother would joke and call him 'Walrus man'

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also looks like the guy who says, "Diabeedus."

    Samantha Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean Homer Simpson? He has too much hair to be homer Simpson.

    Jen F
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...doesn't everyone?

    Roger Ackerley
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many pockets does his pair of cargo shorts HAVE?

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    SheamusFan1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Force wasn't so strong with this one XP

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never be too old for a light saber

    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, there's just too many ways he could have gotten "in trouble"...

    #47

    Never Pay For A Job You Can Do Yourself
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    Regal Kitten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why I have spent 5 months living in a 1(formerly 2) bathroom house...

    Mike Ipsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey now, quality takes time. It may also take us a month just to get off the floor when fixing a sink.

    Stymied Egan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it takes 4 months it won't be free.

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    John Whick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh, I think the Dad may have ADHD, you know 1/3 kids from an ADHD parent have it as well, Either that or my ADHD radar is going off

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    Ariel Rusk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's too close together it's giving me anxiety. Especially that tool with the cables that's hanging past the pegboard

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That man has too many pliers and not enough clamps.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That depends on what you're doing. You haven't truly enjoyed life until you've gotten specialty pliers for a job you used to do with generic pliers.

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    Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 56 and still have a closet full of hoodies from guys probably still crying about the favorite hoodie they never got back. 😂

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird trophy collection but alright.

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    Chris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss so many of my hoodies. Gone, but not forgotten.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh no that hoodies lost to the ages

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    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwe!! this is actually kind of sweet

    dream of delusion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his subtly proud face just makes it all the better

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    Dani Fogel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing that amazes me the most is that an IPhone 4s held THIS long...

    Kristy P
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom had a digital Nokia until 2 weeks ago. The carrier sent her a letter telling her that after this month, her phone wouldn't work anymore & she needed to get a new phone. XD But, that's how long phones SHOULD last!

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    Chris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one is mentioning the fact that mirror needs cleaning?

    Wilf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy something good. Keep it until it breaks. Buy whatever is good now. Its a principle we need to rediscover. My grandfather was a huge car fan. He bought a vast Mercedes saloon- the type dictators bought- in 1980 and he finally gave up on it (only because the parts bills were getting very high due to scarcity, it still functioned well enough) and replaced it in 2015. He replaced it with another brand new Mercedes. Two 100k cars in 42 years is less than most for us pay on leases over that same period. He confidently claims its his last car because "it's only got to do another 20 years or so. Just so long as it can keep on top of the traffic".

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it looks like he's moving at light speed!

    Qoozy Woozy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratsss Mann👍🔥🔥🔥

    Jennifer Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to clean his bathroom mirror...that's gross

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks absolutely massive.

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    3Woodstock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So long as that's not grandma on the grill and their just trying to save a buck!

    Eli K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t cremate like that!

    Jill Tremblay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome that they're actually doing it. Hope they don't get in trouble!!

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    Purple3262
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT'S how you do a food platter!!! Fantastic!

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am prepared to have a temper tantrum if it means I get this beauty

    SheamusFan1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can call me Torsten Meateater because I will fight axe and smash to get some meat from that ship.

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a red meat eater but man, this is fabulous!

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very creative - what a stunning display! (but did any guests get salmonella?)

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    Reba Jane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to do all the actions to check!

    «-¥𝒖𝒘𝒂-»
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this all the time and I'm non-binary...

    Detroit Citizen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats actually pretty accurate for me at least.

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    Mike Ipsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, I'll be in bed where it is climate controlled and quiet. ;-P

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, a wan, wants to have the men's cargo pants too. So many pocketsssss!

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *woman. My autocorrect hates me today it seems

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    NV Mama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cargo shorts are equal to dresses with pockets

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband refuses to wear pants that aren't cargo, because he insists on hauling around so much "might need this while I'm not at home" stuff. (sigh)

    Thomas Beard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cargo pants are men’s version of a purse, you can’t take that away from us.

    Everything is fascinating.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference is you CAN take a purse away. I've seen purse snatchers, but I've never seen a successful pocket snatcher.

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    Momma Stu the Clownfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOVE men in cargo shorts! Huge applause for the woman who invented them - completely fair payback for men to have to carry all our c**p after years of lugging their c**p in our huge purses!

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's NOT a drill in his pocket? Does that mean he's happy to see me? Hard to tell, he's wearing cargo shorts, and they have a lot of pockets... (For the record, I like cargos on guys, myself, lol.)

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    #58

    You Can Never Be Too Sure @middleclassfancy

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    Funhog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct weight is of raw food though.

    Everything is fascinating.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't lose nearly that much weight, some fat rendering is inevitable, but not more than 15%

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    Regal Kitten
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I respect that. I wouldn't want to be the server who has to deal with it, but I respect it

    jon gilbertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meh, i had a guy at a pizza restaurant have me remake his 16" pizza because it measured 15 1/2". i was not amused

    Mora Chilis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is 6OZ before grilling. Looks like he ordered it well done, so it's almost dehydrated like jerky LOL

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah got my beer measuring jug right here! *pulls 5 litre jug outta nowhere*

    Jill Tremblay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea it started out as a 6 oz....... lol

    digitalin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't the weight change while cooking?

    Jay Son
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does, but not by nearly 50%

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    #59

    On To The Next One
@yourfrienddoge

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    TFox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Menards doesn't work we check tractor supply

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    Troux
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Home Depot doesn't carry it but Lowe's is only out of stock. That's an improvement!

    Ice king
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually enjoy doing this with my dad

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    Ok @neatmom

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    Kelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, I thing this is my fiancés sisters bathroom. 😂😂

    Zoe's Mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know why you were down voted but I agree with you. Plus, I'm a woman and can't stand this. .

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    3Woodstock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son was about four he saw a Norther Flicker and called it a Yellow- Bellied Red Neck!

    Ellie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, my mom didn't know to teach me what a jumping jack was. So I learned from a classmate lol

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wood penguin it is!

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “No son that’s a wood p****r. An owl is a beady eye penguin”

    #62

    They Grow Up So Fast
@do_less_dad

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    donald ready
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You only get to pick when the home team is awful and your father doesn't see liking them as a sign of character.

    jon gilbertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Detroit Lions fan here. i feel this on a personal level. *sighs heavily*

    Bruno Duarte
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a pick it's an epiphany

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    Anne Reid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. We left out beer & pretzels for Santa. I got more gifts than all of my friends (and no, we were NOT wealthy, Pop saved up all year to spoil us for one day).

    SheamusFan1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad is absolutely going on Santa's Nice list.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mum would 100% go for that too. :p

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    Tom Hardeveld
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I paid, you eat untill you pass out! and choose the fancy meat!

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family does this in weddings or other parties. They just want to make sure I(we) have eaten everything especially those things that are usually not made at home.And I just eat starters and I am done.

    Agent Duck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Me with my fifth plate* WEAK!

    Mike Ipsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP buffets. COVID dun killed 'em

    Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s my fiancé to me.

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    dream of delusion
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are not wrong, sir. you are notttt wrong

    Hobby Hopper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather go to the lake or hiking any day.

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what an inconvenience Karen/ joke

    digitalin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Labor can take hours and hours. Plenty of time to eat the nachos.

    Purple3262
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're such an inconvenience.....!

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    Apachebathmat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my ex husband high fived when we signed our papers. We got married way too young, grew out of love but remained great friends, both re married and are really happy, sometimes it works out for the better

    WoodenLion
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, me and my first rode to get it together and then had breakfast. still friends. that was in 1991

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once my parents finally divorced I put the date in my calendar so we can celebrate every year.

    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each of them look just as happy. I- I would do this..

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    3 years ago

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    Adam Eve
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And cheers to you my oblivious friend

    Cat the rat queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a stock photo😂

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she saw this picture, he was in doghouse for days. Poor guy

    Jyndaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you change into a different outfit before dinner

    Francesca Annoni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why there is barbecue sauce at a wedding party? It's a barbecue??

    #71

    We’re Burning Daylight @simoncholland

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    Regal Kitten
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dads on vacation somehow manage to do as much as a normal person does all week in the ten minutes it takes to get up, dressed, and out to the kitchen

    Jennifer Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we would go rafting with my dad in the summer my dad would be up and taking our tent down with us in it practically...he'd get this look on his face we called it his "we should've been to Bear Crick by now" look....meaning we were burning daylight! LOL

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never go on a vacation with a dad ever again! They don't know the meaning of vacation

    #72

    Taking Her For A Test Drive 😎
@bryanalbrandt

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    Regal Kitten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, he's probably going to spend a lot of time in that chair, better make sure he likes it.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was picking out a new desk chair I sat in each one to determine the most important question: "Is this a chair I could comfortably nod off in?" I have had many memorable naps in that chair.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fiancee does this and he isn't even a dad. He just acts like one and tells dad jokes constantly. We can't go to a furniture store without a "OMG look at that chair!" *Sits* *big sh!t eating grin* "Yooo!"

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    man's got skills waiting even in november..

    Cat the rat queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro it goes up by December 20th at least anything before the 10th is just annoying

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    FreshGanesh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The neighborhood I grew up in had a very vocal tenet that you decorate the weekend that is closest to 6 weeks before Christmas Day. There are flyers & constant conversations about this starting before Halloween. Then, every year on Veteran’s Day weekend (November 11th-ish), everyone would decorate their own home and help each other out.

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do a tutorial they said. it'll be fun they said.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thumbs Up from a fellow dude!!

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from a show on Netflix or Amazon, can't remember which.

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the time it took... ban dogs. and children. build a blockade showing the yard but keeping everyone out. this... this is beauty...

    donald ready
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The time it takes is only extended by the time it takes to lower the deck on each pass. The cut itself is divided into 3-4 passes, but doesn't really take any longer, save for the "extra" diagonals.

    WildHoneyPie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of our local baseball park!

    Mike Ipsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a sign that the person mowing needs therapy.

    Jyndaru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe this is just a hobby they enjoy?

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    Seanette Blaylock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can respect the skill, but didn't he have anything more useful to do with all that time, like spend it with his family?

    Jyndaru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. The grass needs to be cut either way. It doesn't take that much extra time to do this. You just change the deck height on each pass. 2. He's doing something in the fresh air that he obviously loves and enjoys. Hobbies don't have to be useful. It's not like he's out doing drugs or drinking. You have no idea how much time he spends with family.

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    3 years ago

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    Went around tree too many times

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    Weed in the Garden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Generator. Usually purchased to use on camping trips (for the same purpose)!

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    Foxes forever!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy the… um…. Do you like animals?

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    Kelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tears. Real tears coming out my eyes.

    Detroit Citizen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesnt sound half bad tho. Maybe something other than the hot dog but, but I would eat that boys order. Eggs and jalapenos, yum

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor boy. Buy him a kids meal.

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    Regal Kitten
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you stop to think about it, it's impressive that they didn't die of alcohol poisoning

    Fred Strauss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Washington wasn't the only one gone after this party.

    v
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How big were the bottles?

    Dav Carro-Ripalda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is why the red nose on the picture

    Everything is fascinating.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It cost them being ruled over by an old lady who refuses to die.

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    Jespren Ray
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen some old recipes for “punch”, just the 7 bowls by itself is fairly impressive really (they didn’t fool around with the alcoholic punch in those days). But I do wonder how *long* this was for. Farewell/Wakes/Receptions after funerals could last for days in the time before car and plane travel became normal. Especially for someone famous the tab could have been held over for the entire period and this could be for many days as people arrived through travel. I’m not saying that’s what happened; I’m curious as to if we know the tab was for a single day.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what I have every day…….*ahem* I mean that is what I shared with 500 ppl at my wedding! Totally 🤫🤫

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make a sport out of what your good at. it pays off.

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bro, my f****n' tummy's full."

    Jessica Cifelli
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than saying "I'll be right back, I gotta go potty"

    Trash_Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol my son is 18 and I still tell him to put hie shoesies on

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    Regal Kitten
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing is what chases me in my nightmares

    Cat the rat queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are somewhat like when you see a nail and something as big as a tire hit’s it that feeling in an image is one of my biggest fears and I’m not sure why(it’s why I don’t sleep in silence)

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    Mark Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His name is Reddy *Kil*owatt, he can't help it

    dev mehta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was hard to offend people back than. Unlike today

    Tom Hardeveld
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now hand over all of your volts kid

    Pamela Tapia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have a Ready (Reddy?) Kilowatt pin! And the charm is on the bracelet I handed down to my daughter in law!

    3Woodstock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cracks me up! Should put a sticker like this on every outlet.

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    Regal Kitten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's part of the contract they sign when they become dads. They have to say it

    Dan Padgett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a dad and it's like a nervous tick at this point. We can't stop it, even if we wanted to.

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    The lavender Fox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says BASS master for those of you who don't know I'm sorry

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    Kelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one really makes me miss my dad. 😂😂

    dev mehta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh heh. I do this to my kids just to annoy them ;-)

    That nerd Zoe ️‍🇺🇦️‍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom does this actually. "can I stay at emersyns house" her actual response was "I've never heard of this person in my life" LIKE GIRL I TALK ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME

    lefty libra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am so glad this is not just my dad

    lefty libra
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im so gkld this is not just my dad.

    Kathi Schäffer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad: "Sabrina called." Me: "Who's Sabrina???" Dad: "The small Asian girl." Me: *sighs wearily* "You mean Serina. She's been my best for years!!" He also calls my friend Niko, Mirko and refers to my other friend Malena as Martina. Smh

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    Chess Not Checkers
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    Potty pagan panda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf 5 grand?!? It’s 500 in aus! Ooh and FREE for pensioners!!

    Jyndaru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The $5k is pretty accurate for the US without insurance. Even with insurance a lot of us pay more than the 500 you pay in Aus. And if the hospital doesn't admit you, the insurance likely won't pay for the ambulance, so you'll have to pay full. It's horrible here and I want to leave 🙃

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    phil bishop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in America.... wake up people!

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    Lemme Get The Mark Davis
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    Olive Wisp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just too awkward to say “no, I hate it.” like, I know they tried!

    Jessica Cifelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you hate it, it's not like they can put it back

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    BetterBitterButter
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During quarantine my father gave a haircut to my brother and his haircut looked alot like Kim Jong-un's.

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    M.J.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The order of these are more disturbing..

    bruno123
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no one is talking about "how to hump"

    That nerd Zoe ️‍🇺🇦️‍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a younger kid he could be using voice to text so it could've translated bad... -someone with a 7 year old cousin who doesn't know how to write

    Finn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me how to hump OK sure doesn't care

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    BigBoi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude he looks like he would be the power ranger

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    Regal Kitten
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad jokes at home: ugh. Dad jokes at work: high culture

    Lyn Moffett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that pic of leonardo di caprio

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    Isa Trip
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my case, i am the one gagging.

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    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad does this all the time. But now that gas prices are going up...I agree with him.

    Cindy Brick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would laugh harder -- but Husband does this ALL THE TIME. Gas Buddy is one of my banes of existence.

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    beesechurger elite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    replace it with amber saying how she wrote the op ed

    Mozzarella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “No he’s six” “Yes daddy I am six!” “Yes you….no dammit your not!” “But that’s what you just said!”

    Everything is fascinating.
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    3 years ago

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    At a restaurant the other day, the waiter gave us free shots. Including my 14 yr old daughter. I didn't correct him mistaking her for an adult, I was acting more childish tbh. She only got to drink half the shot tho.

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    Full English
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this isn't just any man, it's Magnum PI

    Vee Dub
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the only Magnum P.I. for ever! not the remake ... Tom Selleck can't be topped

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think, don't get me wrong, but I think his sleeves are longer than the shorts.. wear what you want to wear though (don't go nude in the streets if possible ~please)

    Abby da great
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read your comment and I have never seen anything so chaotic

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    dev mehta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was contractually required to wear those

    Trash_Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when my husband wears short shorts!!

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    HungryHungryHippo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that man is a genius, no less.

    JK Rowling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thermos' are a marvel of science and we don't talk about it enough.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what a lot of kids bring their school lunches in these days.

    #97

    😳 @middleclassfancy

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll leave it up to future me. somehow, it always works out. just 1- more- drink-

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    That nerd Zoe ️‍🇺🇦️‍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately my parents refuse to do this or let me do this so it takes forever to clean up. Y'all are lucky.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, that's my job. It's his job to tell my siblings to give me their wrapping paper. And also to not-so-subtly imply that he bought a lot of my presents.

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    Frying Pan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, a female: Time to wear my favorite dress/shirt/hoodie for the 5th time this week!!

    kews
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's still June?

    Cat the rat queen
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my mum to my dad’s niece’s wedding she wouldn’t ware a dress she bought for and bought a new one I wore my school uniform and got more compliments

    Qoozy Woozy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. But my mom always caught me using the same pants all months..

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    Regal Kitten
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a guy drives a manual, it interweaves itself into the fabric of his very being. Also, he gets a sudden urge to inform every member of the surrounding populace that, No, he will never be driving an automatic, not ever.

    Kristal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are females that are into cars the same way? I can drive manual but I'm not into cars.

    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think so. I only learned to drive manual after I purchased a car that I couldn’t buy automatic, loved driving it but knew I would eventually have an automatic again.

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    Hobby Hopper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've owned and driven both. I prefer the auto. Yeah, sometimes I'm annoyed that it doesn't read my mind and shift how I want, but not enough to bother doing it myself.

    Hiram's Friend
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're worried about the environment, automatics are easier on gas because the shifts are more efficient. I know you hate to give up control, but facts is facts.

    Victor Botha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe now days,but back in the day, automatics were heavier on consumption than manuals.

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    Jules
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now it's "I will NEVER drive an electric car"...

    Hobby Hopper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In almost every way (except a couple key ones) EVs are superior. People can rail against it all they want, but as the market and tech matures, the takeover is inevitable.

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    Queen Metapha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least in my part of Europe nearly everybody drives manual

    Mike Ipsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No such thing as a manual EV, they are going to need to adapt to die.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they buy a conversion from a manual ICE vehicle. Though that would mean they would only ever use 2nd and 3rd, and probably never shift at all.

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    Olive Wisp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the middle of speeches at my brother graduation party, the neighbors started doing this!

    Cat the rat queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s summer I wake up earlier that them and just blast music because I wake at sunrise

    Mike Ipsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had that ride . . . nah I'd still sleep until Noon. ;-P

    Liz Reid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not my husband. Weekends are.for sleeping in hisind. I am the one wanting to mow the lawn but not doing it at 7am because, you know, people are asleep!

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    Mike Ipsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retail investors be like . . .

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he invested into GameSpot instead of GameStop ...?

    Elvira Dirge
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No he invested in GNE/energy company instead of GME/Gamestop (not sure why it's Gamespot).

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I don't get that ... What is different about grey sweatpants compared to any other color of sweatpants?

    Beth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s very easy to see the outline or bulge of a man’s anatomy in light colored sweatpants! And heather gray is the classic/most common color. I’m sure it depends on underwear and other factors as well, so not every guy in fall is running around advertising his tackle though.

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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks really, really good. hopefully has nothing to do with the dog??

    Mozzarella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog will be fine now tell us more about that brisket…

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    It Ain’t Much But It’s Honest Work

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    Kelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As you walk around the house telling everyone of the great feat you’ve accomplished

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    Sue Wade-Walters
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, chicken fried steak. A piece of beef pounded flat (like a schnitzel) and fried in chicken-frying batter. Unique to the south.

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    Chris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that the whole chicken?!?

    kews
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not chicken at all.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got the meat sweats just looking at this.

    Hilary Mol
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume this is on the menu under "Choices of Dinner Frisbee Meat".

    Xenon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually pork BTW.

    Purple3262
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teensy, miserable bun though....

    Sue Hazlewood
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    3 years ago

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    Good grief America, stop with the huge portions

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    #109

    Can’t Argue With Science @breezygolf

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    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can "pull" a muscle or a ligament (being overstretched or partly torn), but nobody's ever "pulled" fat.

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    Chris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was a huge drunk, Hooters fan, a reportedly used coke, but always heard Daly was a really nice guy

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    A Random Demon Spawns
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the level up when you’re 40, and only works if you haven’t chosen another path

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    phil bishop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *pukes*... sorry just the sight of the orange dipstick

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    Hilary Mol
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes awesome grilled cheese.

    Al B. Wright
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt the OP would get the comeback is she's not American.

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am American and I don't get it. What is it?

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    Madster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love plastic cheese 😋

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mmm, 64 slices of American cheese..."

    Emmydearest
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they are just incapable of slicing things. That's why they love pre-sliced food. Just to point it out: an American motto for when something is very good is "best thing since sliced bread" . 😐 I can name several things better than sliced bread, to be honest... And now the famous "Kendall Jenner slices cucumber in a weird way" video makes more sense now, doesn't it?

    Jyndaru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may be true for some Americans, but most just buy what's available and cheap. And what's cheap is usually what's mass produced. You need to understand the history behind your comment. The phrase "best thing since sliced bread" is almost 100 years old and came about during the rise of mass production. They had difficulty automating a bread slicer, so to finally accomplish it was a great day for invention. Soon afterwards, the pop-up toaster showed up, and cheese and lunch meat got sliced. Whether pre-sliced foods are necessary or not, America loved its automated machinery and convenience. And we've been eating that cheese ever since, but it's technically "cheese product" and I don't eat it. Lol. There's a lot more history to it and it's quite fascinating, if you ever feel like a proper Google rabbit hole. Also Kendall Jenner is a bad example because her family is so rich, they always paid to have people prepare her food. Celebrities only represent a fraction of 1% of America.

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    Hell Yeah Brother
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    Hilary Mol
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew there was a bowl cut for goatees.

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