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Cyanide & Happiness has been a staple of online humor for years, instantly recognizable for its simple stick figures and relentlessly dark punchlines. Even the title – pairing a lethal toxin with pure joy – perfectly sums up the comic’s signature blend of cheerful absurdity and bleak, boundary-pushing jokes.
The strip was launched by Kris Wilson, Rob DenBleyker, and Dave McElfatrick, and despite co-founder Matt Melvin’s departure in 2014, the team hasn’t slowed down for a second. Alongside publishing a new comic every single day, they’ve continued expanding into animated shorts on YouTube, party games, and even released a mobile app version of the game.
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Roger9er 2 weeks ago
If you think like that, the chances of (beautiful) dreams coming true will decrease indeed. Negative thinking doesn't help.
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Auntriarch 2 weeks ago
Dad means none of the dreams come true, including the good ones
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Tiggy Darling 2 weeks ago
The full quote is "The customer is always right in matters of taste". Although the existence of Crocs disproves that.
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Jaron Wright 2 weeks ago
Yes, I am alone with no friends. Reading that, I would grab my Airsoft gear and sweep my house. As for that guy, sorry.
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Did I say that out loud? 2 weeks ago
"Even as I speak, I know my father is looking down on me. He's not dead,just very condescending." - Jack Whitehall.
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Chich the witch 2 weeks ago
We had a call where the husband started a fire in the kitchen, ran out of the house and to his wife's work several blocks away to tell her. They hopped in her car to race back to the house where she asks why the FD was not there yet. "I didn't call them".
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Made You Look 2 weeks ago (edited)
How is he speaking without a voice box… or a tongue… or lungs for that matter… /s
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Tiggy Darling 2 weeks ago
“If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.” ― Catherine Aird
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Doug Moyer 2 weeks ago
If you had asked me, before going through this list, if Cyanide & Happiness was funny, I would have said yes. Now? Not so much...
Doug Moyer 2 weeks ago
If you had asked me, before going through this list, if Cyanide & Happiness was funny, I would have said yes. Now? Not so much...
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