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People are the sort of creatures who always try to see the worst in things, and we are definitely the first ones to point out any and every flaw we see. Sometimes we love to complain so much, that we do so even if there's no need to, but in the cases below, the people got so burned with customer service or products they've bought, they had all the rights to state their displeasures in customer complaints.
Whether they've ordered a steak cooked medium rare, and it comes out medium or realized once they got home from the supermarket that the cashier has charged twice for something, we've all had some reason or other to make a bad consumer review. But as you can see from this hilarious list of product reviews compiled by Bored Panda, some people's criticisms are more serious than others. Like the funny story where persons' dog turned pink after washing it with Tesco's pet shampoo for example. Or the person who got their testicle trapped in a piece of IKEA furniture. Also, the many counts of inappropriately funny service clients got. Scroll down for more hilarious customer complaint and worst best service examples at their finest.
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#1
Tricia Ferrell 9 years ago
I wasn't going to read all that tiny print but your comment inspired me. Glad I did.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
That's epic I love that. This couldn't be better if it was scripted!
sunnyrei82 9 years ago
You know you read this with the voices of Chris Hemsworth and Anthony Hopkins in your mind.
Linn Tara Lenby 9 years ago
Absolutely ROFLSNORTED me through that reading! Kudos to the cs at Amazon!
Kristina Milcheva 9 years ago
LMAO! They are both big fans of the legenda and movie i guess :D
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#2
Nancy Laird 9 years ago
The only time in my life I got food poisoning was from a Taco Bell - in Oklahoma!!!
#3
Becky Blanchard 9 years ago
the first person who posted this complaint was way funnier. this guy must have seen it and thought he would act like he had the complaint
#4
Carrie Smith 9 years ago
This guy stole this picture to troll the company. The original story was the family used animal-safe dye to try to make their dog Clifford the Big Red Dog for Halloween. The dye did not turn out as expected and they posted the lol results.
Virginia Su 9 years ago
The dog's just sitting there like YAAAS, LOOK AT ME IN MY NEW FOUND PINKNESS
Cheryl Holdcroft 9 years ago
Wow, they were very thorough with that shampoo! Didn't miss any areas whatsoever, they even washed up right around his eyes, around his lips..... everywhere.
Danielle Goedhart 9 years ago
The dog looks photoshopped. His tongue has a strange color pink too...
Neringa Labutytė 9 years ago
It was a joke! I thought everbody knew that by now. This customer said it him self later :p
#5
Tricia Ferrell 9 years ago
Everyone's complaining about Tesco and Tesco's doing this. A for effort, you guys!
Margie Jones 5 years ago
This heated love story popped a salty tear in my eye for the love of popcorn, poetry, and a free gift card. Nothing says love more than a kernel of corn love in your true love's teeth.
Tee Salgado 9 years ago
That's what customer service should be. Looking out for the customer and telling them where they can find the product. The £10. voucher was icing. They can stock up.
#6
Brianna Bastian 9 years ago
would you like some aloe Vera, cause' you just got burnt. aloe Vera's soothing
Samuel Jay Brown 9 years ago
XD that last part aloe Vera's soothing just topped it off. He is too dumb to know that.
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Teresa Stockroske 9 years ago
Here, let me get you some aloe Vera for that second degree BURN Tesco just gave you!
#7
Margie Jones 5 years ago
This is a true product upgrade, but there is always room for improvement and diversity in the Villiage People's YMCA, yo mama's chicken, Amen! You know yo mama would win in this battle and whoop your chicken butt putting you right back where you belong son.
iblowsheep 9 years ago
Actually he died in 2014. this is from 2012 so he was alive then
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Valentina Chiara 9 years ago
Yeah well, they clearly don't know what "sega" means in italian...
#9
over opinionated 9 years ago
If someone messages me that often I wouldn't text either... he seems sticker-ish
Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
Wow, if a guy sent me that many texts, I'd block his number. I knew a guy like that. it felt stalkerish having a guy constantly message me to hang at his house when I have already told him I cannot because my father is in hospital!
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Answering humour with humour is never cold. It's clever.
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Margie Jones 5 years ago
Wow, someone has too much time on his hands and needs to be text blocked for life for the safety and sanity of us all.
#10
Melissa Mitchell 9 years ago
I spy an Aspie..... {spoken with affection as an Aspie and mother of two Aspies. :D }
#11
Sarah Hamdan 9 years ago
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heather 9 years ago
Hell...yea! Take away the overly violent, perverted, and filled with sick minded humor it wouldn't be DeadPool. It'd be a boring guy in a tight red suit.
Margie Jones 5 years ago
Deadpool is awesome and my spirit animal so, I fully concur with the above response to everyone is offended by everything needs a real life for a change including Nina. By the way, if anyone has found an actual life yet, let me know because I could be missing mine too and the likelihood I don't have a life is probably a true fact.
Lilah 8 years ago
...Or maybe Nina didn't know that this particular character is a "sick-minded" "pervert". Those adjectives aren't exactly what you expect when you think you're off to see a superhero movie so Guy should have given Nina a break. Not everyone hits Wikia to investigate the main character before seeing a movie.
Samuel Jay Brown 9 years ago
To be fair most/all of those movies give away the things he said she would complain about the title "Deadpool" would give no clue with all the people who watch the movies without reading comics and common sense would say "Hey 5 year olds are going its probs fine" however it is rated R but still I can't believe parents let their children see it
#12
Joshua Fraim 4 years ago (edited)
i just saw this on emkay on youtube. or at least something simliar.
#13
Joshua Fraim 4 years ago
how dare they send a dead worm with their cucumber. they are the worst company ever now.
Margie Jones 5 years ago
We shall always remember William and the banana Spiders, what a great band and for their lead singer Will to die so young by plastic-wrapped cucumber, just tragic.
#14
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Bam take that b***h! And don't forget that if nobody is interested in lemon, the one who was cut for her will be thrown away. If she is on a tight budget then she should stay at home instead of going out to make tantrums about things not being free.
Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
Loving the response. You want a service? Expect to pay for that service!
Leck Goodnough 9 years ago
She also says the food wasn't good....how would she know? She could have sat with her friends without ordering; most places don't charge if you don't order (if the others at the table do order.)
Kelsey Squirrell 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure...your not supposed to reply to a review(?) ...for example, when you fill out a comment card at a restaurant ....they don't call you up afterwards and discuss your opinion. They just throw it out.
Flora Polvado 9 years ago
Lemons are cut a few for the day. What the rest of the table ordered covered h2o & lemon. She may have wanted to leave a tip. No excuse for
Flora Polvado 9 years ago
(Sorry) rudeness. Server is there for the customer. Yes I am a server.
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Victor Vakaras 9 years ago
The manager writes a god damn book to the guy trying to justify charging 2 pounds for hot water, but doesn't explain why the service at his restaurant is s**t. Good stuff.
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
It's not just hot water. It's hot water + a lemon slice taken from a lemon that will probably be thrown away at the end of the day.
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Alsie Scofield 2 years ago
I'd enjoy the solitude and the variety of literature! I might never leave
Margie Jones 5 years ago
Can I be locked in a bookstore for 2 hours or longer? I mean, hours of free reading of any books I want! That is like a fantasy come to life!
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#17
Cristina Botilca 9 years ago
I laughed way too hard at this and, ofc, used the right accent :))
over opinionated 9 years ago
How bad has gangster talk gotten that it's become it's own language... it's practically incoherent gibberish
Dessira Buchholz 9 years ago
I've worked at call centers for years, and the "gangster talk" has many levels. It's worse when they call in drunk or stoned.
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Leck Goodnough 9 years ago
I'm southern, y'all, so it was hard for me to understand his accent.
#18
Hans 9 years ago
No mature person would seriously tweet about poo with a real name, would one?
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
You know how with great power comes great responsibilities? Well with desperate situations come desperate measures. ^_^
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Would the paper towels not work in a pinch...? Unpleasant but effective
#19
over opinionated 9 years ago
Oh god I hope not... especially after you just shave (if you're a woman)
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#21
Sara Shrader 9 years ago
I love to s**t into my bathroom cabinets...I shall place a toilet in such a way to make this process much more simple....
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#23
M.k. Manley 9 years ago
DinosaurEl changed her Twitter handle to smallfastloud.
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#25
Leoninus Fate 8 years ago
Finally a snickers I can eat without dying! {im deathly allergic to chocolate/cocoa bean}
#26
Hans 9 years ago
Making fun of a mobile service provider choice of other people ask for other people to make fun of you.
Delacy 9 years ago
making fun of other peoples choice of mobile service provider, is asking for other people to make fun of you.
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Virginia Su 9 years ago
You know, prior to popular belief, leaving earlier does not mean you will not be late. I once left my house 30 minutes earlier than usual....still got there the exact same time as always :(
#28
Christina Udale 9 years ago
its a bath melt and she used it as a cream I think I've used this product and it didn't turn me bright pink
Jenica Thomas 9 years ago
I guess everything must come with instructions these days... not that she would have read them.
Elise Caroline 9 years ago
Some of their bath products can tint your skin, but it's highly unusual
Amaranthim Talon 9 years ago
I have personally used Lush cosmetics for years and have not had any issues at all. I would love to see the response and what may have triggered this- heck I shopped there last night!
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#30
Hans 9 years ago
Why do people always have to flame? So annoying if mastery of speech is replaced by knowledge of a few strong words.
Desee Jesee 9 years ago
the man was trying to be funny...dont bite it off so quickly
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Amaranthim Talon 9 years ago
It would actually have been funny had he not included random expletives.
#31
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
People want to be taken care of, they want their lazy asses transported from A to B without doing a thing. When a society actually offers to do that, they still find something to complain about even if it's something which has nothing to do with said society. Next time asstwat check out the weather before going and use your brain.
#32
Margie Jones 5 years ago (edited)
Too much science in Popular Science? Can't be. They probably just needed more cowbell.
#33
Hans 9 years ago
Do you fricking have the ability to take half-decent photos? Being rude and being uncapable is a bad combination.
Campbell Sufyaan 6 years ago
It’s actually *incapable you utter f******d.
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#35
Katie Jamberri Nails 9 years ago
I think most people would love to have more cheese than cracker! 4 crackers worth of cheese? No wsy!
Emerald Joanna 9 years ago
I was stoked when I got all that cheese on an Air New Zealand flight...crackers are over rated!
Margie Jones 5 years ago
There is definitely a problem here with not enough cheese for a single person and too damn many crackers or any crackers at all.
Bridget Smith 9 years ago
Hmmm. Yes, I do think 2 more crackers are needed to properly accompany this cheese.
Camilla Koutsos 9 years ago
Yeah, this was worded all wrong. I have a feeling the cheese will shrink unless more crackers are explicitly requested.
#36
Cilie Wiko M 9 years ago
It's way better when it's in Norwegian (The real language), because the guy says so much in a dialect that's hilarious. But oh well :')
Trude Hansen 9 years ago
This is very false. In Norwegian (the language it was in) it is waaaay funnier.
#37
Suzanne Haigh 5 years ago
Typical, Virgin trains seem to have forgotten that the customer is always right.
#38
#39
Kalikima 9 years ago
I've never understood why guys *need* newer, ever more exciting, different porn all the time... I know that men are visually aroused and women are more intellectually stimulated (erotic, for example) but I can get turned on thinking of a past encounter or seeing a pic again that brings up memories... Why do guys get so bored so quickly with the same material that turned them on the week before? I was in a long distance relationship for awhile years ago, with my husband who I'd been married to for 9 yrs at that point... He bought me my first digital camera just to take and send pics, and would ask 1-2 times a week for new pics, for the entire 8 months we were apart... Don't get me wrong, glad he was still that interested after a decade together, but after that decade you'd think he'd have enough pics (along with memories... and a truly disturbing video made together when were 20-21) to last for years! I also come across people and stories online often enough to know its not just him...
#40
Leck Goodnough 9 years ago
Agreed! They should at least give him his money nack since they can't give him his hair back.
Kalikima 9 years ago
I once got a haircut my senior year that the chick recommended, said that it would be great on me, super cute and easy... Then she cut my hair, dried it, looked at me with alarm and said "wow, when you said your hair is super curly, you weren't exaggerating.." I got a bad feeling right then... And it just intensified during the 40 minutes she took styling it.. (I was a wash and go chick in high school, didn't own anything aside from a brush and my older sisters hairdryer..) The end result WAS cute, but I was unable to replicate it at home the next morning... I wore a hat to school that AM, and when my friend asked what was up, I burst into tears and showed her. She insisted on ditching school and going to make them fix it. Unfortunately, the only way to fix it was cut it super short... It wasn't the worst thing that happened to me, but it still stings when I remember my then bf laughing when I got it styled for prom, said that I looked like one of the Golden Girls... Lol still had fun!
Kalikima 9 years ago
Moral of the story, always be explicitly clear about what you want, know what's going to work on you and what isn't, don't go with it styled (or in a bun, in my case) that won't let them see your natural texture...
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Spike it with hair gel it won't look as bad and he can grow it out again, but ya this is a really bad haircut.
#41
Saima Nisbet 9 years ago
A grass is a snitch, someone who tells on others.
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Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Then stop complaining if it's just to waste people waste their time while they have more urgent matters to take care of.
Alsie Scofield 2 years ago
It does say "BEST before March 11". Most people know that does not mean that the item immediately goes bad when March 11 dawns.
#42
Kalikima 9 years ago
Wow, that was the most annoying exchange I've read online in a long time... Lol I don't know what it says about me, that I could follow that, but I can also follow my hearing impaired sisters texts, and she writes everything phonetically as she mishears it, so maybe its just a skill I have... Lol
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Yvonne Bernal 9 years ago
I LOVED these!! I almost spit my morning java onto the computer screen not once, but several times. Thanks for the laughs in a world full of stress :)
Andrew White-Miller 8 years ago
not only do they have rude staff but rude costumer service how much you wanna bet its the waiter who wrote all that?
Elizabeth Deighton 9 years ago
not a letter but a woman came into the shop where I worked for hooks and eyes. Having found out whether she wanted large or small, black or silver, I showed her a card. Looking at the card, she asked if we sold them singly. After informing her no, her reply was what use is a card to me, I might be dead before next week and walked out. My brother who is a coast guard answered the phone and was asked what time is high tide. After giving the time, the person asked can you make it 1 hour later?
Yvonne Bernal 9 years ago
I LOVED these!! I almost spit my morning java onto the computer screen not once, but several times. Thanks for the laughs in a world full of stress :)
Andrew White-Miller 8 years ago
not only do they have rude staff but rude costumer service how much you wanna bet its the waiter who wrote all that?
Elizabeth Deighton 9 years ago
not a letter but a woman came into the shop where I worked for hooks and eyes. Having found out whether she wanted large or small, black or silver, I showed her a card. Looking at the card, she asked if we sold them singly. After informing her no, her reply was what use is a card to me, I might be dead before next week and walked out. My brother who is a coast guard answered the phone and was asked what time is high tide. After giving the time, the person asked can you make it 1 hour later?
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