You might remember HipDict, the crowdsourced dictionary that defines what we’re really saying when we use everyday words, or maybe you’re already following it. The account on Instagram is still going strong with over 2 million followers and enough submissions to post every day.

HipDict has gained its large following by telling it like it really is... or, well, like it really is for someone out there on Instagram, if some of the definitions have you scratching your head.

After all, the content posted by the account is user-submitted, which means that you too can send them a message offering up your best definitions if you’re feeling inspired after reading this list.

Here are some of our picks, scroll down and upvote your favorites!

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troufaki13 6 days ago

I do a little dance on the inside whenever plans are cancelled! :D

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Monday 6 days ago

The only place where it's possible to poop in comfort

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Liam Walsh 6 days ago

Tradition - a poor reason to do something.

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HipDict isn’t the first platform compiling how we bend language to our liking. In the 00s, the crowdsourced dictionary format took off with Urban Dictionary, which, over its 20-year lifespan, has served as a repository for everything from slang definitions that have been presented to juries in a court of law, to incomprehensible inside jokes.

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Monday 6 days ago

Teacher "notice how the school bully went from misfortune to misfortune and eventually died a terrible death. The author did this to show that wicked deeds always catch up to you in the end. Author "Actually I just hated that character and her suffering made me happy".

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Rosie Hamilton 6 days ago

I have a few and only one I'd let have a kidney - that's how unpleasant some of my family are.

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Most of the entries on HipDict, in contrast, seem almost like a reversal of the dictionary format, where the humor is in the definitions: experiences we associate with mundane concepts.

And just like the platforms before it that let us show how we use our creative license with language, it functions mostly as a place for expressing opinions or observations in a recognizable format.

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Liam Walsh 6 days ago

Means I'm not fine but stop asking because you've annoyed me.

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Monday 6 days ago

Also "I've realized having this argument with you is pointless since you're too stupid to understand logic".

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Kaisu 6 days ago

Why did you censor it? Everyone knows behind there. We can also write it in the comments. Shit

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While it is styled like a dictionary in the broadest sense, you might end up covering your eyes and screaming if you look at it with any background in lexicography (that’s not a verb… starting a definition with ‘when’? Oh dear g-)

But that’s okay. If these entries make you laugh and want to submit your own, HipDict has done its job.

Keep scrolling for more of our picks!

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Ben Smith 6 days ago

100% accurate, lol

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Night Owl 6 days ago

I hate repeating myself

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Kaisu 6 days ago (edited)

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't find him attractive? He seems like a really nice and generous person, but I personally am not attracted to him

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Gonzalo Terán 6 days ago

Yep, totally.

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Kjorn 6 days ago

it's years since i experienced happiness

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My O My 6 days ago

Suprise for two

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Kjorn 6 days ago

like a fridge… look great from the outside but on the Inside it's empty

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Christie Wright 6 days ago

My friends and I use it and never get the anger part.

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Christie Wright 6 days ago

Omg so true.

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ƒιѕн 6 days ago

Sidewalks at the insane asylum.

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Foxxy 6 days ago

All the bloody time.

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Kaisu 6 days ago

Also saying "we should hang out soon!" but then never hanging out

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Rowlie 6 days ago

Does FUCK really need to be censored? It wasn't when it was posted originally?

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No you didn't 6 days ago

Or never.

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Ani 6 days ago

When you try to shake hands but the other person tries to hug you

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Bonnie Osborne 6 days ago

I hate that statement. If I look like shit or tired, why even say anything. It's clear one already knows. It's not helpful at all.

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Jon S. 6 days ago

It cannot buy happiness, but it can sure stop you from suffering several kinds of misery!

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Bridget 6 days ago

i plead guilty...

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Liam Walsh 6 days ago

US. UK - Maths.

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