Dictionaries are usually good at explaining things, but when it comes to language that we can all relate to, they sometimes leave us high and dry. This Instagram account is here to be honest with us about what our favourite words really mean.

HipDict is a croudsourced photo dictionary that publishes people's alternate views on a whole host of terms, and even coins new words. Not only are they hilarious, they're also shockingly accurate. The page, which used to be an offshoot of app 8Fact before carving out its own identity, has almost cracked 2 million followers.

We rounded up some of the smartest re-definitions we found on HipDict, and added a couple of our own that they were missing.

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Emre 1 year ago

hahaha this one describes me

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Daria B 1 year ago

And with a wooden pencil.

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Hans 1 year ago

The day after tomorrow is safer, so you can reserve tomorrow for relaxation from the tiring procrastination from today.

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Hans 1 year ago

I also like those member who like the pets. :)

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Hans 1 year ago

I also study Bored Panda, to learn about funny, odd, and very odd things.

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Emre 1 year ago

Naah, it's a word for waiting to do things in the perfect time

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AcousticGString 1 year ago

Half my google history is just looking up words I can't spell

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Hans 1 year ago

They are very afraid of sports clothes. Only if you get them out often, though.

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Hans 1 year ago

My clapping usually is hip-hight-fiving. "High" would be too exhausting.

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John L Kelly 1 year ago

......and its the "Single" biggest No-No of any relationship. Common Sense 101

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Smoofy 1 year ago

LOL XD

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Hans 1 year ago

Good teacher: A person that makes you realize the the problems are out there in the world, not created just to torture you.

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Daria B 1 year ago

A set of devices. "Feet" is plural. Yep not fun at parties.

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Emre 1 year ago

or a word to describe douchebags or maybe assholes in a more polite way

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Niki 1 year ago

Lol so true

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Superluminal1 1 year ago

Also used for keeping in touch with your cellmates.

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Hans 1 year ago

If you ever saw a vicious vegetarian hunt down a slaughter a tofu-animal, you would be afraid. Very afraid.

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💖 Stacy Rae 💖 1 year ago

I like this one very much.

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Zori the degu 1 year ago

I`ll come for my 7th grade reunion, because they are as crazy as me and even though I`m an introvert it wouldn`t be that bad.

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Hans 1 year ago

And instead of grounding, they have a dental drill.

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Susan Forbes 1 year ago

Hah! Too true!

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Grace Brown 1 year ago

The meaning of the Slang term bae is "before anyone else"

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자스 민 1 year ago

for me was the place where i was officially the smartest all 3 years

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Hans 1 year ago

A langauge that has more speakers who have rather little (but some) command of it than speakers with proficiency.

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John L Kelly 1 year ago

I know some people who get good use of it as a seat cushion.

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Kazmeister 1 year ago

I'm Irish and have had many an Irish Handcuff!!! Lol

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Emre 1 year ago

gimme your money and watch me buy the happiness :)

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Hans 1 year ago

Opimist addition: the ablity to restrict yourself from emitting so much of your own bullshit that the other one leaves.

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Pi... 1 year ago

Or those garlic French fries from a previous bored panda list. Mmmm...

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Rafael Tiba 1 year ago

been there, done that

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Hans 1 year ago

What is Microsoft then?

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Hans 1 year ago

Well...that's nice.

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The Alchemist 1 year ago

Yeah I do this...

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Just a Purpler 1 year ago

Or an excuse for fat rich people too hahaha

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Rafael Tiba 1 year ago

Or: I need to talk, you need to shut the fuck up and listen, a maybe beg for your life, thanks.

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Hans 1 year ago

I still have 24 hours? Phew...

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Hans 1 year ago

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Hans 1 year ago

Sorry, it is already aquired by the cat. Or the dog. Or both, on top of each other.

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Zori the degu 1 year ago

My mum.

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Susan Forbes 1 year ago

And doesn't listen to what you say

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Skunk Drunk 1 year ago

Can you find the mitsake in this sentence?

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Moritz Hahn 1 year ago

also see: Donald Trump

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Hans 1 year ago

+1 Charisma, -1 Intelligence. Vodka Martini even +2 / - 2

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AcousticGString 1 year ago

As someone with a flat ass, I can verify the validity of this definition.

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Hans 1 year ago

But one with special priviledges, which makes him or her even scarier.

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Too Lazy To Care 🐼 1 year ago

An orgasm lasts for five seconds but a large cake can last for a whole day or two.

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Kimberly Puchniarz 1 year ago

Love this definition!!

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adoracat 1 year ago

...or douchebags who only make their sexist comments in their heads, but their actions ward off women anyway. And then whining commences.

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James E Valent 1 year ago

And beyond

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Cayman 1 year ago

aka, reminding you why you need to go to college and move away

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Zori the degu 1 year ago

It`s a plastic vulgar demon!

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JoJo The Otaku Potato 1 year ago

Isn't that also bored panda?

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Hans 1 year ago

I do not dare trying what shows up.

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Hans 1 year ago

If only they were registered!

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Daria B 1 year ago

Or "Toilette: A place where even the bravest try hard to not sh*t their pants."