Dictionaries are usually good at explaining things, but when it comes to language that we can all relate to, they sometimes leave us high and dry. This Instagram account is here to be honest with us about what our favourite words really mean.

HipDict is a croudsourced photo dictionary that publishes people's alternate views on a whole host of terms, and even coins new words. Not only are they hilarious, they're also shockingly accurate. The page, which used to be an offshoot of app 8Fact before carving out its own identity, has almost cracked 2 million followers.

We rounded up some of the smartest re-definitions we found on HipDict, and added a couple of our own that they were missing.

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The day after tomorrow is safer, so you can reserve tomorrow for relaxation from the tiring procrastination from today.

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also like those member who like the pets. :)

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also study Bored Panda, to learn about funny, odd, and very odd things.

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Emre
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Naah, it's a word for waiting to do things in the perfect time

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AcousticGString
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Half my google history is just looking up words I can't spell

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are very afraid of sports clothes. Only if you get them out often, though.

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My clapping usually is hip-hight-fiving. "High" would be too exhausting.

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John L Kelly
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

......and its the "Single" biggest No-No of any relationship. Common Sense 101

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good teacher: A person that makes you realize the the problems are out there in the world, not created just to torture you.

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Daria B
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A set of devices. "Feet" is plural. Yep not fun at parties.

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Emre
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or a word to describe douchebags or maybe assholes in a more polite way

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you ever saw a vicious vegetarian hunt down a slaughter a tofu-animal, you would be afraid. Very afraid.

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Zori the degu
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I`ll come for my 7th grade reunion, because they are as crazy as me and even though I`m an introvert it wouldn`t be that bad.

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And instead of grounding, they have a dental drill.

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Grace Brown
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The meaning of the Slang term bae is "before anyone else"

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자스 민
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for me was the place where i was officially the smartest all 3 years

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A langauge that has more speakers who have rather little (but some) command of it than speakers with proficiency.

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John L Kelly
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know some people who get good use of it as a seat cushion.

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Kazmeister
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm Irish and have had many an Irish Handcuff!!! Lol

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Emre
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

gimme your money and watch me buy the happiness :)

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Opimist addition: the ablity to restrict yourself from emitting so much of your own bullshit that the other one leaves.

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Pi...
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or those garlic French fries from a previous bored panda list. Mmmm...

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Just a Purpler
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or an excuse for fat rich people too hahaha

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Rafael Tiba
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or: I need to talk, you need to shut the fuck up and listen, a maybe beg for your life, thanks.

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, it is already aquired by the cat. Or the dog. Or both, on top of each other.

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

+1 Charisma, -1 Intelligence. Vodka Martini even +2 / - 2

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AcousticGString
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone with a flat ass, I can verify the validity of this definition.

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But one with special priviledges, which makes him or her even scarier.

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Too Lazy To Care 🐼
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An orgasm lasts for five seconds but a large cake can last for a whole day or two.

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adoracat
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...or douchebags who only make their sexist comments in their heads, but their actions ward off women anyway. And then whining commences.

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Catarina Castro
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one might be the best for me! 😅😅👌👌

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Cayman
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

aka, reminding you why you need to go to college and move away

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