Dictionaries are usually good at explaining things, but when it comes to language that we can all relate to, they sometimes leave us high and dry. This Instagram account is here to be honest with us about what our favourite words really mean.

HipDict is a croudsourced photo dictionary that publishes people's alternate views on a whole host of terms, and even coins new words. Not only are they hilarious, they're also shockingly accurate. The page, which used to be an offshoot of app 8Fact before carving out its own identity, has almost cracked 2 million followers.

We rounded up some of the smartest re-definitions we found on HipDict, and added a couple of our own that they were missing.

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Emre
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4 years ago

hahaha this one describes me

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Emre
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4 years ago

this one is so deep...

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Hans
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4 years ago

The day after tomorrow is safer, so you can reserve tomorrow for relaxation from the tiring procrastination from today.

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Emre
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4 years ago

That's right somewhat. Not family but everyone I know...

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Hans
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4 years ago

I also study Bored Panda, to learn about funny, odd, and very odd things.

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Emre
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4 years ago

Naah, it's a word for waiting to do things in the perfect time

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AcousticGString
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4 years ago

Half my google history is just looking up words I can't spell

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Larry Bud Melman
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4 years ago

LMAO...good one.

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Hans
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4 years ago

My clapping usually is hip-hight-fiving. "High" would be too exhausting.

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Emre
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4 years ago

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The man who is desperate to talk anything other than sex

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AcousticGString
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4 years ago

It's a little more complicated than that.

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Hans
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4 years ago

Good teacher: A person that makes you realize the the problems are out there in the world, not created just to torture you.

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Daria B
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4 years ago

A set of devices. "Feet" is plural. Yep not fun at parties.

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Emre
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4 years ago

or a word to describe douchebags or maybe assholes in a more polite way

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

... about another best friend.

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Also used for keeping in touch with your cellmates.

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Emre
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4 years ago

bwaahahaha this one was hilarious

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💖 Stacy Rae 💖
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4 years ago

I like this one very much.

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Emre
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4 years ago

mammamia

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Emre
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4 years ago

In short: waste of time

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Hans
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4 years ago

And instead of grounding, they have a dental drill.

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Susan Forbes
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4 years ago

Hah! Too true!

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Chill Guy
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4 years ago

No it means before anyone else

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자스 민
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4 years ago

for me was the place where i was officially the smartest all 3 years

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AcousticGString
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4 years ago

Like all 30 of my grocery bags, because I'd rather break my arms off than make two trips? Sounds about right.

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Hans
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4 years ago

A langauge that has more speakers who have rather little (but some) command of it than speakers with proficiency.

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Hans
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4 years ago

What?

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Emre
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4 years ago

Ooow. I like irish people and their handcuffs :)

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Kazmeister
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4 years ago

I'm neither financially poor OR wealthy - money does not buy happiness.

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Hans
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4 years ago

Opimist addition: the ablity to restrict yourself from emitting so much of your own bullshit that the other one leaves.

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Julia Strzelczyk
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4 years ago

cheeseburger? more... pizza in each hand.

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Rafael Tiba
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4 years ago

been there, done that

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Emre
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4 years ago

Tinned Can exploder

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Hans
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4 years ago

Well...that's nice.

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Hans
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4 years ago

Mansion for fleas?

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Just a Purpler
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4 years ago

Or an excuse for fat rich people too hahaha

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Emre
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4 years ago

And maybe: I need to talk the shit out of you

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AcousticGString
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4 years ago

Me: Elbow Hurts WebMD: Elbow Cancer

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Hans
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4 years ago

zZzZzZzZz

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Hans
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4 years ago

Sorry, it is already aquired by the cat. Or the dog. Or both, on top of each other.

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Careful, those could be fighting words.

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Susan Forbes
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4 years ago

And doesn't listen to what you say

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Skunk Drunk
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4 years ago

Can you find the mitsake in this sentence?

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Rianna Panda
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4 years ago

or a "moron"

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Hans
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4 years ago

+1 Charisma, -1 Intelligence. Vodka Martini even +2 / - 2

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AcousticGString
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4 years ago

As someone with a flat ass, I can verify the validity of this definition.

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Hans
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4 years ago

But one with special priviledges, which makes him or her even scarier.

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AcousticGString
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4 years ago

Multiple Orgasms: Nirvana

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Hans
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4 years ago

I was thinking about shellfish.

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adoracat
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4 years ago

...or douchebags who only make their sexist comments in their heads, but their actions ward off women anyway. And then whining commences.

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Catarina Castro
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8 months ago

This one might be the best for me! 😅😅👌👌

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Danusha Kuchtová
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4 years ago

home ❤

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James E Valent
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4 years ago

And beyond

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tiagoobin
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4 years ago

Sad.

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Zori the degu
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4 years ago

It`s a plastic vulgar demon!

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JoJo The Otaku Potato
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4 years ago

Isn't that also bored panda?

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Hans
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4 years ago

I do not dare trying what shows up.

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Hans
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4 years ago

If only they were registered!

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Daria B
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4 years ago

Or "Toilette: A place where even the bravest try hard to not sh*t their pants."