50 Hilariously Accurate Memes That Sum Up Millennial Struggles At Work
Interview With AuthorWhile boomers enjoy their well-deserved (cough, eyeroll, cough) retirement in 200 square meter houses with pools and stuff—after all, they are the ones taking advantage of the current housing market boom—millennials are trying to maintain their office job that’s barely leading anywhere. Definitely not to homeownership, since home values in the US soared by 31.2% in two years, making that already distant dream basically impossible. And when Adidas says impossible is nothing, let me tell you, some things really are.
So let’s get back to that office job that gives you barely enough money for your daily fix of bio avocados (you gotta get those healthy fats!), Sunday hangover food, nice skin moisturizer, and Amazon prime account. If it keeps you awake at night, you are not alone. Corporate Millennial Anxiety is a real thing, and the sooner it's recognized, the sooner we will be able to help our lost souls.
Thankfully, there’s a safe space to talk about hard millennial things, aka work, shifts, overtime, balance, payroll, career (who even invented that word!), job stress-induced weight gain and dark undereye circles. Welcome to the account of the most painfully accurately and brutally funny corporate millennial memes which goes by the same name as the diagnosis of my fellow generation—“Corporate Millennial Anxiety.”
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I know I'm a privileged b*tch for being able to do this, but even when I was unemployed two years ago I would flat out stop the application process if I had to do that. I felt if a company couldn't see the irony of asking potential employees to waste time in redundancy then I didn't want to work for them anyway.
THIS! Here's a fun fact, part of a negotiation tactic is establishing a trend of agreement, starting with the very simple common points and working your way to bigger or more contentious points. Each time you agree, you invest yourself, and are less likely to back away from your prior decision or change a belief. This is explained as cognitive dissonance and the backfire effect. This is used in HR (whose job is to protect the company, not it's workers) to ensure a "habit of compliance". Each time you agree to a repetitive or illogical task, you are more likely to "double down" and keep going - which essentially conditions you to agree with whatever dumbf***ery they throw at you. Jumping through hoops, repeating the same tasks, duplicating information - these are approaches that work towards your compliance or obedience... AKA surrender. Senior management also applies this to individuals to ensure you know "who's in power".
Also cover letters. As the hiring manager as well as the person applying I never found any use in them. It's either a summary of the CV or a whole lot of pretentious BS that needs guessing if someone is actually like that or just for the process. I will take my chances with looking at your resumé and if it looks suitable to have a phone call or face(time) to face(time) interview to actually judge that.
Apply in person; Go to the website. Apply at the website; apply in person. Can't win.
Not a recent process...(evidently) I'm a Boomer and I dealt with that ALOT...very frustrating !!! I got so frustrated I would say on the application "see resume"
THIS! I did this a million times. Screw wasting my hours looking for work doing redundant tasks that only prove I can surrender my precious time.
Load More Replies...Even worse are the medical practices that have all of your information on file (and update it each visit), yet demand each year that you fill out another entire history form on a sheaf of flimsy paper with one of their pens that only writes half the time.
WHY do they do that? It makes me want to scream. If I can get away with it I just type "see resume".
I agree. I have always said we should have one day for getting chores done, one for fun and social things and one for chilling and doing nothing.
This is THE best! I've worked 4 10 hour shifts for the last year and I would not ever want to go back!
Gmail reminding me that I have no attachments when the word is present in the email has saved me so many times..
Load More Replies...That's why you first attach the files before sending the mail. Correct order is always 1. Attach files. 2. Write mail. 3. Carefully add recipients so Mr. Smith doesn't accidentally get a draft for his resignation letter.
The only trick that has saved me: doing everything upside down: #1 Attach the files #2 Sign #3 Compose the email #4 Write the subject #5 Write the hidden recipients #6 Write the main recipients and send it.
Gmail will nudge you if you have used the word attachment or attached etc and then don't attach a doc before it's sent. Very helpful!!
Bored Panda reached out to Alane Rebecca, the creator behind the Corporate Millennial Anxiety memes account, to find out more about the project. Alane describes herself as a “quintessential 90's nostalgia-loving millennial who continues to grasp at every last bit of my youth.” She added that she treats her dogs like kids and still quotes Mean Girls daily.
“I posted my very first meme on the Corporate Millennial Anxiety account on December 14th, 2020. The account was born out of a text conversation with one of my favorite coworkers. We were both adapting to working from home, to cope she and I would send each other funny work-related Tik Toks and memes,” the creator recounted.
She continued: “One day she jokingly texted, ‘You should start a viral Instagram account’, to which I responded ‘Say less’. I created the account, began posting and it blew up. The account grew at a shocking rate and I had 10K followers within 2 weeks.”
And if not everyone does it, the votes will remain 100% anonymous so there is no peer pressure. Great idea.
i agree so many times i want a call to end but the host doesnt need to press it and it would say your connection is unstable than when your out it will say you disconnected
Load More Replies...My company has a policy that if you aren’t contributing or getting something out of a meeting you should leave. No explanation necessary, just leave. It should be a more common policy.
Meetings should rarely go past 45 to 60 minutes. The important issues have been raised within that time frame and so what you're left with are minor issues that can be delegated to to group members and not waste the time of the entire group.
At the end of a very long meeting and then then the on in charge asks any more questions you just know some idiot will stick their hand up and ask a question that will take ages to answer a dylu just want to leave.
My life is full of quick tasks that will eventually kill me from the stress of not doing them
You and probably the rest of the adult population....
Load More Replies......the 30 second call to the doctor to arrange an appointment that I need at least two weeks of build up before...
I've always wanted to procrastinate, but I never seem to get around to it.
The other day I finally presented my school presentation that took about 3 minutes. I spent 2 weeks having anxiety over it.
amazing achievement it takes me 7 i have dreamed of six but never made it
Given the amount of scam calls these days, I do this as well. I take the view that if it's important then they can leave a voicemail
I go one step further: my voice mail says I don't take voicemails, send me a text. If they can't do that, they obviously do not really need me.
Load More Replies...I stopped answering "unknown" numbers years ago. If it's important, they'll leave a message.
Sometimes when I want to screw around I'll pick it up. The auto warranty guy told me that my cars warranty was expired, I asked him for which car? Silence then a click. Guy said he was from Apple and something was wrong with my computer. I told him that I didn't have a computer, cell phone or tv because those things are all portals to the devil. Or for real shits n grins I just answer it and in my best old lady voice I just keep saying "Steven, is that you? Why don't you call grandma more often?" I really had a guy try to explain to me that he wasn't Steven while giving me his sales pitch. Very hard to not snicker. Someone would call and ask for the woman who had the phone number before me. I'd say that I haven't heard from her either, what do you suppose happens? Hey, everyone needs a hobby.
Get these calls everyday, unfortunately I have to answer them, it really could be a new customer. When I get the idiot who thinks my internet connection is sending out alot of packets, that's when the fun begins, usually end the call being call a bhenchod for wasting their time. As long as their on the phone to me they can't scam anyone else in those few minutes. Block the number straight after.
Me, too! Except it's hard to find out any information on the number unless you want to pay money...and I'm not gonna DO THAT!!!
Alane said that at that point in time a lot of millennials hadn't joined Tik Tok yet, “so I think my reposting of millennial and work-related Tik Toks to a social media platform that millennials were already engaged on created something novel within that demographic,” she explained.
When selecting the post to share, Alane said she always looks for content that makes her say "It's me". “If it resonates with me, it will most likely resonate with my follower base.”
This one strikes a cord. I dream of leaving it all for a simple job and going back to my island, but I still fell that subconcious pressure for achievements and carreer. Like we are worth as much as our job which is soooo wrong! Damn you capitalism!
Leave the job; the feeling of pressure disappears and you suddenly see how wrong you were.
Load More Replies...I thought being a Paramedic was until antivaxer morons came along and ruined it. Transporting these Nits to hospital with an 87% blood oxygen and still they argue COVID’s existence and babble on about crap. Only way to get peace is to intubate the idiots.
Don't create new conspiracies! They will now say that you intubate them to shut them up! I wouldn't blame you though if you did
Load More Replies...It took me about 25 years of employment to realize ... my employer is not my friend; they do not have my best interests at heart. Put yourself first ... stop working nights and weekends, be more efficient during your work schedule so less time is needed outside of work hours, set boundaries. If your employer pushes back, find a new job.
And, regardless of what your boss keeps saying, your company is NOT a family.
Load More Replies...That’s not the fault of capitalism, that’s your own fault for not knowing the difference between “things” and “stuff I have to do to get things.”
Gotta love the "What is your dream job?" My dream job is not having to have a job.
In fairness, I *do* have a dream job! I want to be a psychologist, because helping people is my passion, and not merely how I want to make enough money to support myself.
That's cool but how many of your patients are wrapped up in their work?
Load More Replies...tbh it never was mine. I remember stressing so much as a kid whenever anyone asked me "what do you want to be when you grow up?" and everyone was like "a teacher, a doctor" etc and I was just there thinking I didn't even want to have a job at all. I went to college just because I knew "I had to" if I wanted a "nice life" but to this day I have struggled to find a job that I love and even if I did, it's like, I just can't separate the fact that if I'm gonna do something is because I need to get paid for it, no matter how much I love it. Like even if they started paying me for my hobbies, the moment I start depending on it, it stops being a hobby to become my job.
Everyone go watch Tangled. Flynn Ryder's dream is being on his own island surrounded by piles of money... Never understood the point of the piles of money since you can't spend it, but the point is your job is just a means to an end and everyone needs to ask whether they have the best job to help get themselves there!
I absolutely agree. All these articles on how to be more productive at work and how to advance your career make me want to vomit. I never really aspired to be a good slave.
Sex isn't great, it's a SCAM! All that hype we see around the world everywhere, and when the moment arrives, it's over in 5-10mins.
90% of the stuff I worry about never happens. Lesson: Worrying works!
No but I've had shifts cancelled last minute on days I didn't have the mental capacity to endure working.
According to the author of the Corporate Millennial Anxiety Instagram account, even though the world was in the midst of a pandemic, the expectations of corporate employees remained the same. “I think we were all just stuck working from home with a lot of time and not a lot of work-life balance. I think everyone's mental health took a massive toll throughout 2020. I think my light-hearted, but sarcastic humor resonated with many millennials working in corporate America.”
But “sharing relatable content about feeling anxious or struggling with the dreaded "imposter syndrome", made people feel less alone throughout the ups and downs of the pandemic,” Alane explained.
And the evening before the weekend is always the best part, thinking you have two days ahead
those days are amazing i love that you just relax knowing that you have a free day the next two days
Load More Replies...My boyfriend works in a system where he works 12 hour days but he has 7 days off in 14 day period, which gives him 3 and 4 days off in a rów. He loves it. I want that!
I've worked in a 9 day fortnight. 9 to 6 every day and then every other weekend is three days. That's pretty great as well.
Load More Replies...Yes and yes! Sunday’s are my day to lurk around depressed that a 5 day work week approaches .. the 2:5 ratio designed by the wealthy
Once the shift ends Friday, that's it. That job doesn't exist until Monday morning.
I've been asked not to attend "town hall" meetings since I tend to raise questions which are uncomfortable and "career limiting"
This sounds like you really need to be at town hall meetings for everyone else's sake, though not yours.
Load More Replies...Neurotypicals: you can read people's feelings on their faces, this is a useful tool. Also neurotypicals: we dont like your feelings here is a paper bag for your face
One time I was at a swearing in for a political office and I have unfortunately been to more than a few but they are all pretty standard. This one was so extra that I didn't realize I wasn't trying to hide my WTF face. Later someone I kind of knew through the circuit sidled up to me laughing and said she felt about the ceremony the same way I did. I was so confused like how could she know she felt the same as me? Turns out my face said it all. WHOOPS!
Instead of disparaging the employee, why not ask them what they're thinking. It's common to stay "muted" just to get rid of background noise. If you see someone reacting through facial expressions, just simply say, "John, do you have anything you want to add?" Or, make a decision to ignore their facial expressions.
Haha I’ve been that person but instead of asking to turn my cam off he asked what were the thoughts behind the facial expression
And how do you read these expressions faultlessly from a 30x20 pix image??
Worked for an organisation that did field trips for staff. Got to see a few weird things. Dagenham car manufacturers was one! Was actually really interesting,
As a highschool teacher, I was waaay more exited for the field trip than my students. I was literally too exited to sleep. :P
There's a difference in spending 8 hours inside a room staring at a black/white board versus actively engaging in your environment through field trips, touching, seeing new things. I'd always take going on field trips four days a week and sitting in a classroom one day a week any time. Sadly, our education system does the opposite.
That's why I love having grandsons to take to places I've never been and to places I loved as a child and almost forgot about til they came along.
Ah, but cows might not want to fit in with that. First milk of the day was about 4:30am.
Load More Replies...I had a job one were every Friday I took the kids out on a discovery walk.
After having seen so many millennial memes and jokes, Alane believes that “what stands out the most about my generation is that we don't take ourselves too seriously. Many of us have delightfully dark and self-deprecating humor. We aren't afraid to laugh at ourselves when we do something stupid.”
Moreover, “I know millennials have a reputation for being too soft, but I strongly disagree with that idea. I think we are a compassionate and resilient generation that is not afraid to ask for help or make a bold decision like leaving a steady job because it's toxic,” she concluded.
The only reward for working efficiently is more work.
Load More Replies...People should be allowed to stop working after a certain amount of work gets done, not after a certain time!
Try working in a Pharmacy. Work is never ending and fast paced.
Load More Replies...whenever I hear "fast paced work environment" I can't help but imagine all the employees scrambling, papers flying around, secretaries maximizing their 150 wpm typing skills, and everyone sweating, close to tears in a constant state of panic and anxiety.
A busy work day makes the work day go by faster. You just have to know when to end and not take it home with you.
My job is super fast paced so I'm glad I only work 5 hours a day lol!
Actually, I have 3 terabytes of files like that. No kidding. I am a photography enthusiast and obsessive compulsive collector of images... LOL
I misread 'photography' as something else, so sorry
Load More Replies...Sigh. *goes through 3 step process to tell Windows to keep both files*
Load More Replies......and when you try to save something with the same name, just put a 2 at the end.
I am ashamed at how guilty I am of this. And God forbid you need to find one specific image. Been there, too.
Nope, it's been ten seconds since I read this, and I already have a small volume of names available.
Load More Replies...An app where I can transfer my imposter syndrome to people who shouldn't have jobs because of their sense of entitlement.
Yes. Contemplating whether it's healthy to choose staying home with your dog over hanging out with friends for the 5th time in a row haha.
It’s not really going to bed if you get in your jammies, get all comfy in bed, and watch TV or surf the net instead of sleep.
It is never too early. Sleep is wonderful. Sleep is grand. Go to bed right after work if you like. Sleep is underrated. Staying up late is overrated in terms of fun. It's not nearly as exciting and adventurous as I thought when I was a kid.
I have, but the problem is waking up at 3am. I’m not ready to be my grandparents yet.
Work: "Our engagement survey shows we all want a good home/work balance." Me working from home: "I did some dishes on my 15 minute break, and did laundry at lunch, now I can spend that time with my family after work instead of doing household chores." Work: "How dare you! Time for everyone to come back to the building and stop this nonsense."
What I find most shocking about US work culture is people not taking their vacation leave and they get so little of it in the first place. It seems like people with office jobs are afraid their job will be given away if they take time off.
I worked for a big company that made a big deal of putting in a "wellness room" for employees to relax. But then they didn't put any furniture in it. Just a empty room with "wellness room" on the door. Empty like their employees souls are after working there.
What a waste. Lie on the floor just to make the point!
Load More Replies...My students and I were looking for an article to use for informative essay writing. Came across one that said teachers work an average of 400 hours of OT per year. Idk how accurate that is, but I work an average of 20 extra hours a week give or take.
I feel blessed to work for a company that ACTUALLY endorses this and sticks by it... but I'll be damned if my anxiety doesn't freak out if I'm even in the bathroom for more than 5 min at work
My boss walks out on me sitting on the floor in the hall at least once a week; he never tells me to get back to work, and because of that he knows he can expect me back in less than 5 minutes. Sometimes I just need a minute to breathe
I actually went on camera the other day for a meeting, which is a lot for me. And the presenter goes “oh hi Eleanor, nice of you to join us from home in your comfy clothes” all cheery. And I mortifyingly admitted I was actually wearing my smart clothes and was in the office :( queue awkward silence and me going off camera again.
Ah, like me you need to learn to say little bar the essentials and smile enigmatically. People will think you are intriguing (oh to be intriguing!) and you'll also have less in your head to cringe over. I'm working on it...!!!
Load More Replies...I had to attend zoom meetings earlier this year. I muted the mic and pointed the camera at a plant overhead. I liked being a potted plant. ;>)
Why do I "look like a snowman"? Because I ACTUALLY look like a snowman, sigh.
Yep, I tried on my work trousers last month, out of curiosity, oh boy....
Try wearing a bra for the first time in months! Like wearing a straight jacket!
Load More Replies...Yep, I've been wearing bedroom slipper for almost two years; my feet have spread sideways. Do they make a XXXXL width in ladies shoes?
To the ladies... now we all than DVF for the wrap dress. Will forgive you at least one size up & somehow still manages to make you look, and kinda feel, civilized.
I lost 40 lbs in 2019 & was back in my "thinner" jeans....woo hoo !!! It's now almost 2022 & those same jeans go on but won't zip.
Experts recommend you readjust to wearing hard pants by wearing them for only a few hours at first.
Naw, just push it over the edge n watch it crash n burn...as soon as you think they might be considering you for that position, pull out a terrible joke....aaaand your back to square one n safe again 😆
Load More Replies...I work in HR and this is a struggle for me, too. So many ways to potentially offend people. Yay.
I got sent to HR for wearing a sombrero in uniform, and this is not uniform standards.
Oh and be determined but not so determined that you actually know what you want because that might scare your colleagues (m/f)
Here's always the concerning comment ... when you hear this, push back ... when someone describes a female employee as "aggressive" and the male employees are "assertive."
And less formally, the word for aggressive is b*tchy.. :(
Load More Replies...7. Women in management positions are statistically more likely to have masculine traits. 8. If you're assertive instead of nurturing everyone hates you
Don't be assertive or people will think you're a b*tch. But don't do xyz because people will think you're flirting and/or spineless
you can do anything* * as long as your appearance, words, actions, and attitudes are palatable to men
"Hey if that makes you happy, then mission accomplished. Many people think doing outside activities and interacting with other people are what you should be doing in your free time. This is wrong, if you enjoy watching a TV show by yourself do it. Fun is different for everyone." -Some idiot on the internet (Me).
The true gift of "No worries" is not whether you worry about the instance but reach the place when you realize "Ain't gonna make everyone happy even when you try" and let that garbage go
I haven't stopped working....the pandemic didn't even break their stride...we just worked on through it...no work from home, nothing.
I actually changed jobs mid-pandemic, and neither shut down. Granted, the first was a bank, and it's not like they'd let me take the vault contents home and work from there. My new/current job involves extremely hazardous chemicals, so.... kinda the same thing? Little did they know that I'm an aspiring mad scientist. Mwahahahahahahahaha.
Load More Replies...As someone who was (fortunate?) enough to get to work through the entire F*****g Pandemic This is very funny
Ah. Yes. Directly in the center of the Venn diagram butt crack! The "Vennhole"!
I work for a company that make uniforms for healthcare. This has been the busiest 2 years of my life.
I could work from home but this absolutely doesnt mean I have so much time on my hand and can finally craft that wooden dresser or learn doing stained glass art.
I have worked the whole time.... not lockdown for me (& I bought cans of paint thinking I would get some done)
I was retired before SHTF, on a personal level I cannot say I've been impacted at all negatively, many things go much better. I do feel some guilt that my happiness comes in spite of so many getting sick, shuffling off the mortal coil, and the family and friends who mourn those lost from their lives.
Yup. It went from on site work and no option to work remote-EVER-to, ‘we need you to figure out how to be insanely productive so we feel like you’re contributing to the company’s bottom line, even if you aren’t really, but please oh god do not dare to not be overwhelmed and on the verge of a breakdown during a global pandemic. Because that’s not good for company morale. 😑🤯😡😓
It's called a true incentive and there's nothing wrong with that. That's why this pandemic stinks, it's really bad, but not anywhere near deadly for the individual unless you're old and don't really give a crap anymore. So don't expect any real solution anytime soon.
i panic first second thrird fourth and fifth and then i get a snack and go back to panicing
It is amazing what you actually can achieve if you put yourself under enough pressure
Raise? I hope we don't have to buy tickets to go to work..
Load More Replies...When inflation is 73 percent and you get a 10% raise in your pension money. Guess where I am living.
This is Manitoba, right now, after hearing of Ontario and other provinces giving big boosts to their minimum wages.
Yeah I was like and what's wrong with this? I can only wish that would be in 10 years
Load More Replies...We used to be in the back where the dogs are, as children, and for some reason it is hilarious when going across bumpy fields as fast as you dare!
Yup. There will be Lords and Ladies, and us peasants doing the chores of the house.
That's another thing jobs make a mistake with. I worked for a company moons ago and one of the first things they said was "everyone here is replaceable" - seriously - needless to say, we all looked for other work (back when it was easier to get!). We knew other people could be trained to do the job but that was down right disrespectful, and very much backfired on them.
Load More Replies...Here was my problem, I usually could do the job better than anyone else. I always moved up in management, always submitted reports on time and done perfectly, always created systems to make things consistent across programs ... when I left my employment, three people were hired to do what I did. Everyone is dispensable but some are LESS dispensable than others.
Never let them know you care. They will abuse it. Always act disinterested
As an employer, I have seen this far to often; and often start by telling them to "slow down", followed some time later by, "keep up"
Not even in Europe where you have the right and it isn't seen as subordination if you take a day off. Employers still have the legal right to deny you vacation days, if they need you at work. I know the case of one woman who requested time off during the busiest 2 weeks of the year. Company denied, she went on vacation anyway, got fired, went to court, was told that she was wrong and the dismissal was legal and final.
Load More Replies...Before I read Ryan deschanels comment I was like “wow Ryan hasn’t commented in a who,e it’s my lucky day” then I saw his comment.😑
I get it but it's a bit mean to say that. I may not always agree with him but he doesn't deserve to be talked about like that. The person commenting "kill yourself" & variations on every post on this thread is much worse.
Load More Replies...yeah enjoy the holiday that you made them aware you were taking that they didn't agree would be ok gonna be awfully long one once they fire you
Yessss! I always write the emails as "this is to inform you that..."
In my old job we had form stated "Holiday notice". Probably one of very few thing I liked at that place. Because exactly, I notify you of my plan not to be there at that particular days.
the above is actually british english for 'you are an idiot and why have you not done this yet?'
I was told by a Glaswegian boss I had once to stop apologising. Great advice. She was as tough as they come.
It is actually the best advice I have received in a work environment to date
Load More Replies...Emily it’s okay to hold people accountable when they have it coming. They may resent you but they will also respect you.
Write some template e mails and just send them no need to get anxious then :)
Hopped in the tiniest mosh pit for my guys band.... Im talkin 5 people all of us in 30s so we know were not trying to murder eachother... F****n felt like I walked like frankensteins monster for 2.5 weeks
😂 thank you for sharing this story, it's been a day and the visual made me laugh
Load More Replies...I slept in a weird position last night and for some reason my left shoulder is incredibly painful. Not sure how I managed to hurt it while sleeping but I did
I can totally relate. I managed to sprain my ankle in my sleep and it was sore for months (just by tucking my feet under the duvet the wrong way). Had to do physio exercise for weeks
In my company you are expected to sign up for finance/technical courses in order for you to increase your expertise. You sign up, go through mind-melting demagogic storm of corporate slang, understand 10% of what they "taught" you, then end up with 40% more work and additional tasks on top of what you were already struggling with. Catch is, you get nothig extra because the higher paid positions are already taken and there is a queue behind each one. But hey, my company wants me to show personal development desire?
Heh, sounds like they're training you to get a better job somewhere else.
Load More Replies...Yop... I'm quitting my present job exactly for that. When I announced it and told them I will be pursuing "new challenges elsewhere", meaning I have another job lined up... all of the sudden, they have money to give me an adequate raise (and they noticed they're royally f*cked without me since I'm the only one left who knows how to use a couple of software) ! New job: 10% raise, better insurances, remote working forever (one day at the office per month), more vacations etc.
If you can't pay me more money, you can let me have the same pay with a lot less hours.
At my work, 3 people with higher salaries than mine left (one of them was the techlead). More work, more responsibilities for me, and I stay with my 28k salary even if they litterally save 200k per month. Guess who is the next to leave? (and I'm the last developer in my team, able to deal with ~10 clients apps)
"We believe work is its own reward. Oh, by the way, expect to get rewarded a lot more next year."
Work may be its own reward, but that doesn't pay the rent or any of the bills.
Load More Replies...Hahahaaha! 😂 People be doing some office crack on the side it seem’s.
I let my regular clients know that I would be making a COLA adjustment to my service fee. They wanted to know what additional services would come with the new fee.....🙄 I wish I could say that to gas prices.
Biggest stress was trying to figure out what music to have. Haha also Napster.
That and who your "top 8" were. Ah, simpler times!
Load More Replies...Myspace is still alive & well. a chill space to find & share music. Even the ads are music. What youtube used to be
Or don't be an asshole and leave us alone on Fridays!! But yours was more polite
Load More Replies...I actually love the feeling I get when I have something I have to do and it gets canceled:)
Hmm, should I start calling Friday meetings just so I can cancel them? :-)
Load More Replies...My company actually has a policy of no Friday meetings or software/hardware configuration changes. Love it.
I had a meeting with QHS today at 1500. It is well known I work to 1300 on Fridays. Guess where I am now. At home with my kid. As if I would let the little stinker down. If it's important they can tell me Monday's what they would like me have done.
If you can, change jobs which make it mandatory where it could be optional. Those people don't care about your health.
If you aren't willing to look at my blooming resume for my contact info and work experience, you don't deserve me as an employee.
It's quitin' time when they want you to do the Indeed puzzle tests.
IKR! Or the "proficiency tests." I've been doing graphic design for over 20 years, I'm freaking teaching Adobe programs to college kids - I'm not wasting my time on a graphic design proficiency test!
Load More Replies...People ask me why I don't like going on roller coasters at amusement parks. I tend to reply I do not want to replicate the feeling of a day at work on a day off
Where are you that it’s still November ? I want to go there !
Load More Replies...People phone you and are like "I haven't spoken to you in a long time, what have you been up too?" ..... "Well not much, I have been working and sleeping and repeating". They think I am just being sort off rude, but just really don't have anything else to report unless they wanna listen to which colleague annoys me the most
I once had a passenger walk into the galley (in August!) saying, I fly almost as much as you do. This is already my eighth flight this year. How difficult it was too keep a straight face. With a bit of an unlucky roster you can have eight flights in two days!
I agree with your earlier proposal for a mute function to the comments.
Load More Replies...It's a short life when all day you wait for the evening, every week you wait for the weekend, every year you wait for your holidays...
Or as my father used to say to me..."Son, bite off more than you can chew, your mouth is bigger than you think."
Interesting, I can only imagine on the third effort his boss may have wanted a quiet word.
Are you sure? We all know of the IT guys who suddenly were in charge of the coffee machine because it had a plug and buttons and it did "Beep". And I'm sure that this happens a lot. Because you know Excel, you're our IT-person. Because you know how a phone works, you are in charge of communications.
Load More Replies...Wth Monday, what are you doing here??? It's Friday evening...just go away
Load More Replies...Last week while feeling well I offered to have my two grandchildren aged 5 and 7 overnight Saturday to Sunday. Woke up this Saturday morning and just had absolutely no energy and in pain and tried hard to get my daughter to agree for them to come next weekend instead. Didn't work and now my grandkids are here and it's minecraft galore 😣
This'll be easy, I never plan anything because I know I won't got through with it
When I see someone editing a doc sometimes I wait then Pounce and add this image in front of their flashing cursor
Scared the crap out of me, this looks exactly like my mom 30 years ago (⊙.☉)
I prefer "please fix" to "Can you come in early to tomorrow for a chat?"
Teenagers on bicycles, change, all the comfy face masks are in the wash and debt. Just adding
I worked very hard on Monday so I could take it easy for the rest of the week. You should start your weekend rested on Thursday evening.
My old boss always used to say s**t like this....."Make sure we're all singing from the same hymn sheet". "Let's run it up the flagpole and see which way the wind blows". Wanted to rip my own arm off and beat her to death with it
I love this type of thing ! My English teacher use to say .. “Well this goes over like a lead balloon!” And “ I’m as serious as a heart attack “
Load More Replies...I get really panicky and dress up my upper half of my body while removing laundry from view in a few seconds.
I don't get it. Is it some sort of American joke that I am too European to understand?
When a worker (or workers) quit, the remaining workers have to shoulder their work. Rarely does a manager pick up the slack and hiring new people never seems to be a high priority. After all, if the business can keep running with reduced staff, it's seen as more money in the investors' and owner's pockets.(Gross but just how it works)
Load More Replies...Yop... Had 2 coworkers in my department quit and got their workload without an appropriate raise (I'm the only one left). Then, 5 more coworkers quit in other departments and got some more of their workload on my plate. Then I quit and nobody knows how to do my job which is crucial on the project and now every one is on full panic mode (project manager, remaining employees who will try to do my job, clients). I'm just watching the dumpster fire during my last week.
If I've already taken my bra off then I am at home for the rest of the night.
lock the front door as I walk in, then its over - No one is leaving and no one is coming in.
Just don't take it outside the walls of the company if they have card swipes for time tracking
These emails should immediately result in an updated CV and LinkedIn profile.
It's unbelievable. I get paid to play with computers all day long. And coworkers treat me like I'm royalty since one of them got fired because they found a lot of inappropriate photo's in his working folder.
It apparently does, but no one ever seen it happen because we're all out by 4.15
More: When you haven't done one single minute of honest work in your entire life and learn that you ran out of Dom Perignon at 11.00 AM.
Thank you for your email. I've read it and filed it under "Insane requests". But keep them coming, I really need the laughs I get out of them.
This caption was much better when I first saw the pic. Also post shouldn't exist if won't be fully legible
Load More Replies...Longer story short : life sucks, everyone is miserable, screw that s**t.
"Life is pain. Anyone who says different is selling something." -Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride
Load More Replies...Nope. This has been my life for the past 21 years. I'm so tired...
Load More Replies...I got to #5 and none of them had anything at all to do with being a millennial. What is going on here. Did they put the wrong title and intro on this list?
I'm guessing it's a buzzword, so people include it in titles to get more clicks?
Load More Replies...Especially when 75% or more of the meeting content has abso-f*cking-lutely nothing to do with your job!
Load More Replies...Well, by the sounds of this miserable lament, all of you "millennials" bring your angst on yourselves. It has nothing to do with those of us who are Boomers---I sure didn't ask that any of you be born, and I'm thankful that my son wasn't in your generation, but was a hard working man all during his short life.
Longer story short : life sucks, everyone is miserable, screw that s**t.
"Life is pain. Anyone who says different is selling something." -Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride
Load More Replies...Nope. This has been my life for the past 21 years. I'm so tired...
Load More Replies...I got to #5 and none of them had anything at all to do with being a millennial. What is going on here. Did they put the wrong title and intro on this list?
I'm guessing it's a buzzword, so people include it in titles to get more clicks?
Load More Replies...Especially when 75% or more of the meeting content has abso-f*cking-lutely nothing to do with your job!
Load More Replies...Well, by the sounds of this miserable lament, all of you "millennials" bring your angst on yourselves. It has nothing to do with those of us who are Boomers---I sure didn't ask that any of you be born, and I'm thankful that my son wasn't in your generation, but was a hard working man all during his short life.
