ADVERTISEMENT

Sometimes people use the internet to think aloud and share their inner most thoughts, but along with this oversharing comes bored internet commenters armed with rapid-fire comebacks. Tumblr is the perfect site to witness some of the most entertaining internet back and forth exchanges. You might think you know where a thread is going, but in these examples you will see that things can take a turn with the push of a button. In some of these threads users chose to share witty fake facts, while others chose to troll the poster on a more personal level. Bored Panda has rounded up some hilarious Tumblr conversations that took a surprise twist. From the brutal to the random, don’t forget to upvote your favorites!

#1

Unexpected Twist

veronicamars Report

Add photo comments
POST
parisliau avatar
moconnell avatar
M O'Connell
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, 1 Mile started out as 'mille passus' Latin for '1000 paces" or 5000 Roman Feet. The measurement was adjusted to fit a specific monarch's foot much later on. The Roman mile also equals 8 furlongs which fits in with the fractional system much of the rest of imperial measurements are based on.

Load More Replies...
josheskin_1 avatar
Josh Eskin
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When will America change to the metric system. Probably never

moconnell avatar
M O'Connell
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As far as engineering and science are concerned, we largely have. Even with the imperial system, engineering calculations are always done in .001, or .0001 of an inch, we don't use fractions in design. When you think about it in the context of the construction trades, fractions of an inch make much more sense than millimeters. Most wood-frame or concrete construction doesn't need to be much more accurate than 1/8", and it's easier to do math with larger units.

Load More Replies...
crunchewy-watson avatar
CrunChewy McSandybutt
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an American, I have started only using metric system in any way I could and it drives my friends nuts. I just tell them to look it up if it's too hard.

johanna_zamora avatar
Grumble O'Pug
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I use it, and I love explaining how they derived things like the mL, etc. Drives them wild.

Load More Replies...
echo999 avatar
Echo
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This little thing about America and not changing is so Silly. The metric system is the same way as the c**p we use. It is based off something. I obviously wish that we had converted long ago and my kids will grow up understand both. To act like it is something archaic is little overboard. It is a unit. Something logical made to allow understanding. My mile will work just as well as someone's meter or kilo. One of these days when we people have mastered travel to the stars we will look back at how weird it was we chose what a meter is.

juliaprevite avatar
Bored Office Girl
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

America's measurement methods are weird, but we're used to it. It's pretty easy for me.

kanna172014 avatar
Kiki
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And England needs to lose the expensive welfare recipients they call the Royal Family and join the 21st century like the U.S.

chenoismarie-louise avatar
Marie-Louise Chenois
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the royal family brings more money to UK thx to goodies, events and stuff like that than it cost UK, do you know a single president who do that?

Load More Replies...
winaalkerchief avatar
Wina Alkerchief
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remembering when I converse with my American friends about weather. I was so scared when she said the temperature was 92° little did i know she's using farenheit. -_-

valeriazappella avatar
WaLe
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lazy americans -_-' I can't get over the fact that they were given the chance to switch to Celsius too but were too lazy to learn another thing =_=

sakuniego avatar
Ego
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most Americans know both Metric and Imperial because we use Metric in science class. We're not too "lazy" to learn the Metric system, it's just difficult to switch out a form of measurement that's so ingrained in our society.

Load More Replies...
isabellambgarner avatar
Luna Firemoon
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an American I will agree that we have an incrediblely stupid system of measurement.

siddharthrath avatar
Siddharth Rath
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do Americans tend to stick to FPS standards??? There's an easier and less sophisticated method of converting units into power of 10 why not use it?

aileengrist avatar
Aileen Grist
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah but a foot was taken from an actual foot length - a yard tip of the finger to tip of the nose. They're all people based.

skane110 avatar
Ana Medina
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, why 5280 feet in a mile? Why so ridiculously random? Even 5,000 would be weird and random.

mastermarkus avatar
Master Markus
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey! It's to-may-toes, not to-mate-oes! (Also come on, you're making fun of like, a continent's worth of people's pronunciation). Not using the metric system is largely b******t, but shamefully I still like using imperial for people's heights, as it's easier to "categorize" (i.e. 4" is short 5" is relatively average, 6" tall, etc.)

caleb-j-m-paulson avatar
Caleb Paulson
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Neither was the American system. It's hella more intricate than ya think.

misterscooter avatar
Misterscooter
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The metric system does make more sense. But the reality is that we have two systems so it is good to know both since it isn't changing any time soon.

fmc avatar
Niall Mac Iomera
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, two countries out of hundreds have both. Everyone else moved out of the Middle Ages.

Load More Replies...
robertmorson avatar
Robert Morson
Community Member
5 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

True. It was invented by scientists who inaccurately estimated the circumference of the Earth, divided by a random number, and designed an entire system of measurement around that distance.

milosbungler avatar
View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

#2

Unexpected Twist

not-everythings-ok-but-he-is Report

Add photo comments
POST
josheskin_1 avatar
Josh Eskin
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah! Those stupid tress making oxygen so we can breathe. It pretty unbelievable if you ask me.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#8

Funny-Conversations-Unexpected-Twist-Tumblr

theglasschild Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#9

Funny-Conversations-Unexpected-Twist-Tumblr

fartgallery Report

Add photo comments
POST
nothofagus001-sname avatar
Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Babies and mothers can swap haematopoietic stem stems and thus become chimerae of each other. Probably a good reason to look very carefully at potential mothers-in-law before committing to your beloved... :-)

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#11

Funny-Conversations-Unexpected-Twist-Tumblr

debbyryan Report

Add photo comments
POST
josheskin_1 avatar
Josh Eskin
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It to bad that the third movie didn't do well or we would of gotten more of that Spider-Man

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#14

Unexpected Twist

dedalvs Report

Add photo comments
POST
nothofagus001-sname avatar
Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember the BP tattoo thread with the lady with a "galaxy" of dots over her breasts, and a guy with abs depicted by dots? It seems that they should each have an entry in 'World Geography 1948' too...

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#20

Unexpected Twist

scotchtapeofficial Report

Add photo comments
POST
aaronkara avatar
Aaron Kara
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just cant see a cat enjoying garlic bread, this was clearly done out of spite. I love cats but they can be utter bastards

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#21

Unexpected Twist

threefeline Report

Add photo comments
POST
copper-fractions avatar
Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wear it on a chain round your neck and no-one will know you are desperate.

View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#22

Funny-Conversations-Unexpected-Twist-Tumblr

benedictcumberreichenbach Report

Add photo comments
POST
josheskin_1 avatar
Josh Eskin
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've actually heard of this fact but yeah so I guess that monster in my nightmare is just probably Jeff from work

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#25

Funny-Conversations-Unexpected-Twist-Tumblr

MrsMFM Report

Add photo comments
POST
wringej avatar
GlassOfWater
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was this girl in my class who had a strong American accent purely from watching too much tv as a kid. Nobody in her family or friends group were American.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#26

Funny-Conversations-Unexpected-Twist-Tumblr

brushrealityaside Report

Add photo comments
POST
nothofagus001-sname avatar
Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Darn. I love walking around alone in the middle of the night, and now I'm going to be doing it with the idea in my head that everyone is feeling me...

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#29

Funny-Conversations-Unexpected-Twist-Tumblr

laurenhooper Report

Add photo comments
POST
madcow3417 avatar
madcow 3417
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can have sex when you're married? Oh boy have I got something to tell my wife!

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda