150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly

I can touch my wrist with my thumb, I can bend just the last joint on every finger and I can bend my fingers backwards to touch my wrist. I can get out of any sort of handcuffs easily (do not ask how I know this). Basically very flexible hands

My strangest is that I can write in cursive backwards and upside down at the same time

Putting up with a curmudgeon for 25 years.

Longest orgasm given to woman would be pretty great

Sleeping. Woke up and I had pulled a muscle in my back and could not stand up.

Sorry, NSFW. Lets just say I broke my finger while... Ahem... "entertaining" my (now ex) girlfriend.

It's a toss up between spraining my foot getting out of bed and breaking my foot filling the cats' water dish.

My cat was an indoor cat because of coyotes so when she got out one evening it was literal life and death to catch her. As she leapt from the patio table I caught her midair. She is very fat. The inertia separated my ribs on that side. I was hospitalized for catching my beefy house tiger mid leap.

Stepping out my front door. I stepped off the stoop wrong, my foot curled weird and fell on my face. Graceful. Broke my foot, too.

As a cashier, it's not what you buy, it's how you act that makes me uncomfortable.

A cucumber and a jar of vaseline? A hamster and a mallet?

Chainsaw and bleach

Rat poison and duct tape

Duct tape and a shovel

Seeing things realistically.

Loud music in general.

Bed time every night before 10 pm, hating loud Music inside my house

Incontinence.

Hurting things while sleeping

I said stupid things

Actually nothing. I survived really horrible stuff and still finished college. My 20's? FIRST RULE OF MY 20S: DONT TALK ABOUT MY 20S.

being a teenager. bc i am one. lmaooo I'm crazy fr tho and I can say stupid stuff

Thinking I see things realistically.

Believing in people

Cheese. (See #6 above)

How long it would take me to get to Derby.

Elisabeth Báthory. Hungarian noblewoman with anywhere between 50-650 m-u-r-d-e-r-s (censored to avoid ban)

Hörzu - german rafioand TV Magazin

A broccoli and cheese soup recipe.

Most puppies cuddled in a day. Best day ever!

Biggest weed crop ever grown

Exit speed for Planet Earth.

Wisest person alive

Most succesfull winnings of playing russian roulette without dying.

Probably the one where I was given the power to jump extremely long distances, but couldn't land without breaking my legs.

My first dream that I remembered. I still remember it although I was about 5. My dad punched out Scott Baio. Now I'm glad.

Had dream I was battling Skeletor while Kenny G played background music in the style of Sega Genesis.

I once had a dream in which there was snowfall, not much just a small flurry, but each snowflake had highly acidic properties. As soon as it touched your skin, it'd burn straight through. This property didn't extend to the water in the snow though, so if you were wearing clothes and the snow melted before it reached your skin you were fine. But it was the middle of summer, so most people were wearing shorts and t-shirts. Needless to say the streets were quite a gory spectacle. I've often thought it'd make for a decent horror b-movie...

Killing a horde of zombies with a heavy machine gun, only to find out they weren't zombies, just normal people.

I'm allergic to most so my options are limited. As a treat I'll go for some Red Leicester, by I'm quite partial to Mozzarella or a few Dairylea slices.

Aged cheddar

Stilton. Good, ripe, crumbly blue stilton.

i found out recently one of my classmates used to have a dog called "little sh!t"

My friend had an Alsatian crossed with a dachshund (try not to think too hard about that) called Guess. People would stop and say 'what kind of dog is that' and the answer was simply - guess. Also fun if people asked what is your dogs name.

We have a dog named Doright