Deciding to renovate or fix up your house can turn out to be a monumental and expensive task. If things go wrong, it’ll end up costing you more time, money and of course, your sanity. That’s why it’s probably best to hire reputable professionals to do the job, and to avoid cutting corners at all costs. Nevertheless, some people still insist on finding someone that can “do it cheaper”. Sometimes, they even choose to do it themselves, despite having no clue how to even build a gingerbread house.
If you need inspiration on why to not be like them, look no further than the ConstrucVdo IV Facebook Page. It’s a wall of hilarious, mind-boggling construction fails that we hope you'll never have to encounter in person. Bored Panda has picked the most painful posts from the page. You'll be forgiven for not being able to figure out what's going on in some of these bizarre pictures.
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This has to be faked up. Look at the awful plasterboard cutting. I refuse to believe this is real.
I'm looking at the "text" and it looks like AI nonsense
Load More Replies...Kindda related to the photo, is it a norm that hot water is on the left (red dot) and cold on the right (blue dot)?
If this man lost his footing, what do the guys hanging onto the top of his shirt actually think they’re going to do? Undress him for his fall?
They're keeping him vertical, not supporting his weight. Keeping his hands free to do whatever the heII he's been sent down there to do.
Load More Replies...As he fell off the building, Harold expressed his deep regret for buying those shirts from Temu
What are those rods he's standing on? How are they supporting his weight? What's he trying to do? So many questions...
Rebar. It takes a lot more than the weight of one guy to bend. It's solid steel, around 12mm thick. They're in the middle of pouring concrete. I'm guessing some of the forming is coming loose or is leaking, and they sent him down there to reinforce it.
Load More Replies...Too late now, but if you sistered up the joists, like 3 thick, it would probably hold.
Load More Replies...If this is not shopped and exists in tangible form somewhere, it's a virtual certainty that it's a stone veneer, not solid stone. The image is at least 2 years old, and it's popped up and been making the rounds of social media for the last month. I couldn't find anything resembling an original source.
It's GOTTA be faux stone, there's no way that amount of stone weight wouldn't have collapsed that deck already.
Load More Replies...Just need to add a hot tub up there and you're all set for the winter
Somehow, I think, this started as a good idea. Like, wouldn't it be great to have a fireplace out on the deck?" But, in execution, oops...
I used to work at a store that did HVAC and installed fireplaces. "River Rock" was always used instead of real rock. It looked really good and weighed practically nothing.
Load More Replies...When you have a spider infestation and need to burn the house down…
Resist the temptation to run away. Walk away, briskly, without looking back and without stopping to retrieve personal belongings.
If the switch keeps tripping you are supposed to fix what is causing it, not try and stop the switch itself...
I've seen a couple of circuit breakers that someone wrapped wire around to prevent them from tripping. Never anything like this though.
Doesn't even look as if they tried, no anchors anyway.
Load More Replies...there's this great thing called studs. they are like, part of your wall. you can mount things on them
Should have to attached it to the studs. This is not a job for simple drywall anchors.
I cut out the drywall, put in a 3/4 inch piece of plywood, cemented to the block wall behind and replaced the drywall. Large TV, no problem.
Load More Replies...As a kiddo, my babysitter lived in a suburbia and all of the houses on one end of it had driveways like this. We all rode our bikes and were allowed (by a few of them) to use their driveways as "ramps". They looked kinda like this photo!
This one has been around for ages. If memory serves, the fault was on the owners, not the builder/engineer. The house was supposed to be set further back on the property, which would allow for a more gentle slope on the driveway, but the family decided they wanted more back yard space. (I think they wanted to put a pool in, or something similar.) So they told the builder to move the house forward on the property. The big issue being in that area, a sidewalk must cross the driveway at grade (IE flat), and this was the only way they could achieve that and stay within the buyer's requested changes.
A builder with ethics and a conscience would refuse to do such a job
Load More Replies...I've seen this image quite a few times, and it is stated to have been shopped. The house is at 5028 New Bridge Fd Fayetteville Arkansas, and the driveway is nowhere near this steep. https://www.contractortalk.com/threads/the-wall-of-shame.118495/page-278
Can you imagine parking on this and trying to get the car door open.
I doubt that a vehicle could get over the garage entrance without bottoming out!
Looks like a small water leak behind a really high quality latex paint job.
I can't reply to nonbinaryisntreal anymore, rightfully, but they must be fun at parties. Yes, I'm using they simply to spite them.
Reminds me of the bathroom from the bootcamp scene in Stanley Kubrick’s “Full Metal Jacket” (1987)
This is my toilet! There are many toilets but this one is mine!
Load More Replies..."Gentlemen, thank you for comming to this unannounced gathering, we're in a s****y situation"
Apparently communal pooping was common before indoor plumbing became a thing 🤢
Communal pooping was common in the public latrines in ancient Roman cities. See https://www.thearchaeologist.org/blog/public-latrines-in-ancient-rome for example.
Load More Replies...More than one off-campus housing single-sex building had this sort of layout. Not quite that close together at the one I lived in for around 6 months.
Load More Replies...Not until you did and it's a very good question.🤔
Load More Replies..."Okay, now everyone hold hands!" Oh god I made myself cringe, I apologize.
Load More Replies...🤮. Half the counter and a proper toilet. Squat toilets quick me out. Especially this setup
I lived and worked in a 70s building in Japan and had to use them every day. You get used to them. Hard mode was the one on a moving train!
Load More Replies...I don't want to be there if someone else has the runs either!
Load More Replies...I have experienced squat toilets in the Netherlands but you never had to climb up onto a counter to use it. Mindboggling not to mention highly unhygienic.
Words picked right out of my brain before I scrolled down to see exactly what needed an upvote 🤣
Load More Replies...There are some toilets that *can* be fitted behind the wall, quite prettily. However, maintenance of said toilets (replacing a ballcock or somesuch) is nigh on impossible without a demolition derby.
I installed one. The flush section is big enough to do maintenance on stuff inside the tank luckily.
Load More Replies...Oh, that's gonna be fun when you have to replace the float in the toilet in about a year and a half
well I certainly hope they don't leave it like this
Load More Replies...Aww that's cute! What happens when two railings love each other very much.
On the contrary I haven't laughed this much in quite some time!
Load More Replies...Some people just shouldn't be allowed anywhere near DIY projects. Or tools.
I get the idea ... "let's put up a railing so the kids won't fall over." But ....
Makes sense. Why would you shorten the blades if you can cut holes into the wall?
Hoping to erode the blades down to the right size might all end in tears. OH, and lots of damage to the walls.
I mean... if the placement is non-negotiable, maybe trim the blades? :-0
The kind of floor and walls that require a pressure washer to clean.
The question is if someone put the hole in the wrong place, spec'd the wrong faucet, or replaced it with one too short.
Too often. Wired as spec'd on the plans only to have different sizes supplied. "Oh we didn't think it mattered so we didn't tell you..." We have Regulations for a reason dammit..
Load More Replies...I'm planning to renovate my bathroom and laundry room in a couple of months. This kind of stuff is on my nightmares.
I understand the temptation to do this. Worked on the pipes last night.
It is supposed to be for someone in a wheelchair. When they roll up the Padding protects their legs. Actual building code in Canada.
Load More Replies...Well as long as you're using that much, you could sculpt something out of it, say, a Venus de Milo.....
I don't think he used enough. could put a little more on just to be safe
It's just drunk. It'll straighten up by morning.
Load More Replies...Witch's window, from an old superstition that witches can fly through crooked windows. At least, that would be what I thought it was, if the three normal windows hadn't defeated the purpose.
No, it makes sense. If all the windows were crooked, we'd think thatnthey should look this way. When only one is crooked, the witch knkws that she can fly through this one. How sweet of them
Load More Replies...Gravity Falls pfp and name!! (?)
Load More Replies...I have no knowledge of building/construction. But there HAS to be some support mechanism besides the few wholly inadequate beams we see along the edge of this monstrosity right? RIGHT??!!
I have no construction knowledge, and my common sense is questionable, but even I can see a number of issues here.
Load More Replies...Tell me your doing an illigal add on without telling me your doing an illigal ad on
"And the bowl it spoke, and these are the words it spoke: it said "thou shalt not clean me, for thy excretions shall go down the mountain", and it was wondrous to the housewife who wept with gratitude...."
Not as bad as when you're innocently washing a spoon and the water catches the scoop, then all of the sudden you're soaked from head to toe.
It takes a special type of genius to actually install something like this without realising the error of their ways.
This appears to be a case of, “just eyeball it”
Load More Replies...That's the door that is notched out so you can open and close it without smashing the toilet. I want to see what the door jamb looks like
Load More Replies...I had to come back and admire your comment. I’m still laughing.
Load More Replies...It's real. It's described as a "hydro spa". It is accessed through an open doorway in the only pat of the wall not visible from this angle. It's not explained why it's open to the rest of the room with a tiled counter, although since it looks like it can only hold one person presumably it's so you can sit and talk with other occupants while you're hydro spa-ing. It's in the 900 square foot Governor Ralph Carr Suite in the Carr Manor Hotel, located in Cripple Creek, Colorado... (Scroll down to #26) . . . https://broncobillyscasino.com/carr-manor-rooms-rates/
You should duct tape that front edge though. Heck of an area to get a plastic cut
I actually quite like this one....there are thousands of people in INdai who don;t have access to toilets. Women hold on for hours, literally because going out into the fields risks rape. So, yes, I get this...
I've done a better bathroom renovation and I'm really not very good.
They took a phone call just before there were going to smooth it all.
I had a situation like that, thanks to a useless developer. It wasn't fun to redo
We didn't light it but we tried to fight it. Or someone will when that thing goes up :/
Load More Replies...I have anxiety nightmares now and then about having to use the loo in my classroom at school and it’s at the back of the room and behind a shower curtain, so everyone knows exactly what you’re doing. At least this isn’t in the classroom, so there’s that???… 🤷🏻♀️
I would rather have died than used a loo like that when I was in school. Now, not so much.
Load More Replies...Yeah, the carpet on the other end and the wood trim is wet. Whaaa??
No worries! The finish carpenter will be building something to hide that.
His true calling was the design of spaghetti junctions. This is just a student piece.
Load More Replies..."Oh, we push the first valve down, and gas it goes around and 'round and 'round - and it comes out here! (We hope...)"
Ad for a house to Rent ot or Buy: A gas fireplace in every room .
If you can't fix it with duct tape, you're not using enough duct tape.
Duct tape has a Light side and a Dark side and it holds everything together.
Load More Replies...Someone doesnt know the difference between reinforced concrete and cement render
Definitely temporary, yes. Whether that was the intention of not...
Load More Replies...Telephone pole on stilts, cool, but where's the duct tape?
I can't believe this ..and an electrical pole owned by the electrical power company, not Jack up the road.
Not state. Private companies. They can't remove the pole until every utility, telecom, or TV company (yes, some people still use cable) come along and move their wires off the pole.
Load More Replies...And it should be a crime, covering that stonework.
Load More Replies...That is so weird. The actual stairs look to be quite good quality. Why wouldn't you then pay a bit more to support them properly?
I think a better question is why you'd think those are permanent, when they're so obviously temporary. Whatever they're there for, they aren't staying.
Load More Replies...Maybe its cantilevered? Hole in siding is making me hope that's the case... though why the thin wood pieces then....
The only thing that's certain is that this is a work in progress. There's no reason to believe those pieces will remain. They're definitely not there to support the weight of the landings, temporarily or otherwise. The tops of them are outside of the landings, not underneath them.
Load More Replies...Teeter teeter and it is not even windy..breezy inside, though. Great poles of support. How did they get the steps and rails to stay up there? The old fence is sure a reliable..old fence of support too.
I'd say a later addition. That stair rail is gorgeous and no one made that as an afterthought.
Probably a repurposed attic space that was over a lower dormer or addition. When they added a second floor on, they just built the step up and door, replacing the previous small access door.
Load More Replies...Even if they just had the bottom step from each side meet to be a new mini landing, this would be much better
That's a very large amount of extra work, for very little value added. I'd have done the same things they did.
Load More Replies...I have almost this exact setup in my very old (for the US) house, and yes, it was definitely an add-on. I'm not gonna say I like it but, you do get used to it and I have had many successful middle of the night trips (no pun intended) to the bathroom. My only problem is when the cat is sitting on one of the steps and I don't see him because I don't turn the lights on.
I'd have maybe leveled the 2 bottom steps for a landing that you could just step off of.
These are ugly and look scary, but they are a solution, not a fail. If you only have room for a very steep staircase, building an alternate tread one like this allows you to walk up and down the stairs like normal (other than the same foot always goes on the same step.
I've tried them and they were not bad! Esp considering that they are usually a solution out of nessecity, replace a much less safe solution such as a ladder.
Load More Replies...This is a space-saving measure in places where normal stairs would have to be too steep.
It is. However most countries ban or very strictly regulate these (mine has heavy restrictions, basically these are a last resort to access a completely solo room) because they are incredibly dangerous faced with any distraction or infirmity.
Load More Replies...You know that point in going down the stairs when you're reaching your left foot forward and your right leg is bearing all your weight while the knee bends? There are days when I literally cannot do that, so it's step down with the right foot, bring the left foot next to it. Step down with the right, meet with the left. It would be impossible for me to get down these stairs on a bad knee day, and difficult to get up them.
Health and Safety might think this a serious fire hazard and potential blockage to anyone needing to evacuate quickly.
It's tempting to think so. But I suspect that it's just something to do with a lack of clearance in the wall.
Load More Replies...I could be wrong but I think there is a metal pole inside which is the structural element holding up the riif and the bricks are just decoration.
I think you're right. Not unusual for bricks and stonework on these kind of buildings to just be facades instead of structural. Still would probably hurt if a stack of bricks fell on you, though.
Load More Replies...Walk on the opposite side please, and, who used the plastic wrap for support...the Real Estate office, the photographer, or whatever that shop front is? Better still. How?
I'm sure it's a partially finished remodel of some sort, and it's ridiculous to pass judgement without knowing what's planned.
Load More Replies...We had some guys come to install the fittings for a split system air conditioner into the walls. They bashed the pipes so hard, the tiles in the bathroom came away from the walls. Thankfully, it was ok because we wanted to renovate the bathroom anyway. We called the owner of the company and he came out himself to fix it. Doubt if those guys were still working with him.
Seems like it would've taken far less effort to just cut the door...(and prevent a tripping hazard)
Absolutely. I would trip on that every. single. time.
Load More Replies...I guess they did this for the baseboard moulding on the door?
What happens when you just keep putting new flooring on old flooring.
This is the second time they've posted a floor cut like this here, and in both cases it's in an unfinished state. The way those baseboards are beveled the door can only be opened partway, and I'd bet that pile of rubble in the cutout section marks the spot. Another one where I want to know where they're going with this.
Could be that the blocks are just placeholders for something that will be installed later..?
hopefully... otherwise it looks like a "not my job" situ'
Load More Replies...I'm not worried about the blocks. I'm worried about that staple that went through the pipe
Not a major issue with radiant heating pipes. Those are designed to be stapled down, and then have concrete poured over them.
Load More Replies...More likely those are placeholders for something that has to go there, and must drill through the floor once it's put in. So the radiant heating has to do a wonky dogleg around it to keep from getting a hole drilled through it.
Load More Replies...For now, there’s one of those thin blue gym mats
Load More Replies...::Ned Ryerson voice:: Watch out for that first step - it's a doozy!!"
My brother's neighborhood was built with upstairs (back of house) sliding doors on every 2nd floor, but no deck or stairs. Gave people the option of building a deck. For the owners who chose not to, the doors were still there looking weird.
Might be an old frame needing a non-standard door, and the owner didn't want to / couldn't spend what it would cost to get one made to measure.
Load More Replies...The only plausible reason I can think of, is that this was done for a person who is infirm, or prone to passing out.
Now that science knows micro particles of the contents of a toilet are spread all around outside the toilet when it flushes, I would not want to rest my arms on that.
You've rested your arms on worse all your life. The only difference is that here you know about it.
Load More Replies...The armrest bits are just wedged into place. They'll come back out.
Load More Replies...Very few "ick" things bother me, but even I draw a line over eating or drinking while on the toilet.
Load More Replies...Japanese style - separate bathing room and toilet room. The bathing room is “furo" (お風呂). The toilet room is “otearai" (お手洗い) or "toire" (トイレ).
For me its more disturbing that they are located in the kitchen
Load More Replies...I would not mind this actually. There has only been one instance in my life when I needed to utilize the toilet and bath at the same time (family norovirus disaster of 2012) 💀would be a time-saver
We had something similar when I was a kid. One room for a toilet & sink, another for the bathtub and yet another for a huge, walk-in shower. You could close off any one room individually or close off the entire space. It's a very practical way for a lot of people to share what's essentially one bathroom.
Separate WC and bath is so much better, but the WC needs a sink for hand washing. It is very common in France, but less so in Danmark.
I think I see the edge of a sink just inside the bath door, on the left.
Load More Replies...Most houses less than fifteen years old in Australia have a separate toilet and bathroom. Nothing unusual here to me. Much better than having to wait to go to the loo when someone's having a bath or shower, or vice versa.
And also, nice to not have to brush your teeth next to the toilet bowl.
Load More Replies...It used to be common in the UK to have separate toilet room and bath room - it meant other family members could take a bath without blocking use of the toilet.
Except that HAS to be quite a mold factory behind it.
Load More Replies...We used to put the exhaust for a portable air conditioner up the chimney since we never used the fireplace.
They're gonna need a structural engineer to explain why that beam has cracked like that...
It's because they didn't use enough string. Everyone knows you need 2 large rolls for a job like this
Load More Replies...Who braved the climb to tie that cord around the crumbling concrete that may not have interior reinforcing?!
Probably a converted space; not pretty but perfectly functional
Not at all uncommon with older homes. Typically happens when the home was originally built with only a crawlspace, and not a basement. Later when the owner had a basement dug (or did so themselves) they couldn't move the pipes, so they just worked around it.
This is very common in old homes that did not have an upstairs bathroom/plumbing. My late in-laws had a pipe like this one in their stairwell. You end up not seeing after awhile.
Ouch if you are in a hurry and hit your shoulder on the stupid pipe
Use it for seating, plants, sculptures, shoes, books, it's quite odd but not completely useless space.
I will hazard a guess that this is from a remodel, adding the wall but not removing part of the stairs, perhaps there was a difficulty?
I'm thinking the staircase originally did a 90 degree turn with a landing and then came down. Some time in the distant past, the owners decided to remove the landing, and were incapable, or unwilling to remove the steps. (common in DIY situations) and just came up with this as an answer.
Load More Replies...It wasn't uncommon in nicer homes to have a runner on wooden stairs held down with a heavy metal rod at the junction of the horizontal and the next upright portion.
Load More Replies...It's for the family cats to pose on for the annual Christmas photos.
Load More Replies...Why not? Seating, plants, books - it's not particularly attractive, but it si functional.
The level of the floor or the safety of the section of stairs had to be modified. Ths is easier than wrecking and rebuilding the current staircase.
It took me a long minute to see what the heck is going on with this pic
"And just to show you around a bit further, these are our famous 'Decapitation Stairs'! "
Oh dear god. In whose mind is that divider made of glass or perspex okay!
I think I had a nightmare that featured a staircase like this.
Sort of reminds me of the painting ''Relativity'' by MC Escher :P
Looks tidier than a lot of the other kludges on this list.
Load More Replies...There nothing wrong with this, other than it could have been cut cleaner.
And the pallets give them an "industrial chic'.
Load More Replies...That power pole was planted in the wrong spot and just grew and grew ;)
(Cue the music from 'The Sorceror's Apprentice'...)
Load More Replies...Just give me a sec, Janet, whilst I turn sideways and veeeeery carefully attempt to squeeze myself through this abomination of a door.
I hope that isn't an electric baseboard heater installed next to the tub!
Let us appreciate the weirdly angled room and diagonal ceiling fan while we can.
Load More Replies...The Final Destination-esque positioning of that fan aside, I sort of like this room. Would make a nice reading nook, or is it just me?
"Why is your forehead all bruised up?"..."I dunno, but it hurts when I get out of bed."
I'm guessing. The hinges are on this side so it can't open inwards.
Load More Replies...Fire department inspector checking off the "WTF" box on his report.
It's a basement window wheel well and 2 mailbox posts nailed to the door frame!
These aren't even *close* to some of the Death Stairs I've seen on Bored Panda. They seem to be solidly constructed, maybe a bit steep. Esthetics aren't the best in the world, but from this one view, I don't think I'd be averse to using them.
Load More Replies...Is it even done? Because the barcodes on the plywood are still there.
Or a converted use space in a place of business?
Load More Replies...What a ceremony to get one off, better make sure you don't run out prior to sitting down.
Load More Replies...I think that the guy who designed this had a water heater rust out/burst in the past. Now if this happens, all that water goes down the drain.
It's not so much the fact that the car is there, it's how it actually managed to get in at that angle?
Visual search on the image indicates that the driver was a lawyer and that the incident happened in Houston.
At first glance, I thought someone had repurposed a defunct escalator into a home staircase.
Imagine the noise I’d make after subbing or slicing my toe on the sheet metal
Load More Replies...I'd be standing on it waiting for it to move before remembering its stairs.
He's the only member of a 7-man crew that showed up for work so far today.
Load More Replies...Toyota Hiluxes are amazing vehicles. Even the old "Top Gear" crew couldn't kill one and they tried. Google "indestructible Toyota Hilux".
Santa made it down the chimney safely, but in the dark, he took a header off the dais and broke a leg.
That's for a cat right? No way they are expecting humans to use those right?
The house we recently bought has all the gutter downspouts connected to underground pipes that are routed out to the street.
Load More Replies...I'm guessing this was assembled on dry land then moved into this position. They should have laid the footings on either side before putting it in place. That center crosspiece is probably to make sure the sides stay in place until finished.
Given the mobility aids, I'm guessing this was a makeshift renovation to get a shower in an accessible place in the house. Like a lot of houses, their original full bath was probably on the second floor that they couldn't safely get to anymore.
Nothing wrong with this, but I can envision some jerk snatching the stand and running off with it
I would take a good look around for cameras..either as a theft deterrent, or pedophile kicks.
Load More Replies...You shouldn’t leave candy like this outside. It goes bad with the weather. Even if we leave ours in the door way it melts in the summer so we have to bring. It inside the building
Four different compartments, but only two doors. Can't get out the Skittles (?) and whatever the lollies are directly below.
There are additional doors on the left. You can see the sides of them.
Load More Replies...My temptation on so many of these blatantly horrible ones is to just write “seems fine” 😂. However, when I did that in the past I got downvoted, even on ones that my sarcasm seemed obvious! 🫠
Oh, you tempted me to downvote your comment, just to be a wise-@ss! I absolutely know the feeling of sarcasm not being "gotten".
Load More Replies...Apparently someone replied to a comment I made but it was to a high numbered entry so I can’t see what the reply is!
Load More Replies...some of these look like sarah winchester and her mediums were involved with the planning!
Some of them were taken before the internet existed
Load More Replies...So many of these are obvious works in progress, temporary stabilizing repairs, or "make the best of it" compromises. They're interesting, but very few qualify as "fails". Many if not most are the opposite - creative solutions to problems that cropped up. Even the ones that seem stupid make me think "why?", not "dumb".
My temptation on so many of these blatantly horrible ones is to just write “seems fine” 😂. However, when I did that in the past I got downvoted, even on ones that my sarcasm seemed obvious! 🫠
Oh, you tempted me to downvote your comment, just to be a wise-@ss! I absolutely know the feeling of sarcasm not being "gotten".
Load More Replies...Apparently someone replied to a comment I made but it was to a high numbered entry so I can’t see what the reply is!
Load More Replies...some of these look like sarah winchester and her mediums were involved with the planning!
Some of them were taken before the internet existed
Load More Replies...So many of these are obvious works in progress, temporary stabilizing repairs, or "make the best of it" compromises. They're interesting, but very few qualify as "fails". Many if not most are the opposite - creative solutions to problems that cropped up. Even the ones that seem stupid make me think "why?", not "dumb".
