Communication is about clarity. The more muddled the message—the more confusion you’re bound to see on the reader’s face. When it comes to the signs you see in public, you normally expect all of them to be brief, precise, and informative. Alas! Nothing could be farther from the truth. Far from everyone’s a pro when it comes to writing and advertising skills, and the ‘Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage’ Facebook group is proof enough.
An online group bringing together nearly 191k members, the UUU Signage project has been around since November 2014. Since then, it has collected a vast archive of some of the very worst and funniest signs to be found on Planet Earth. We’re featuring a selection of the very best ones, so go on, have a scroll and a glance. Don’t forget to upvote the signs that made you laugh and made you more confused than you expected, and if you’re a fan, go ahead and join the UUU Signage group.
I had a friendly chat about the most important things when making a sign—any sign—with Lisa McLendon. She is the William Allen White Professor of Journalism and Mass Communications and the coordinator of the Bremner Editing Center at the University of Kansas. You'll find the insights she shared with Bored Panda below, dear Readers.
Remember… keep it simple—keep it short—keep it clear.
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I Didn't See A Cat Going Out But I Did Observe A Walrus Sashay Towards The Door
Yes it is and just because a cat is chubby does not mean it is being abused. Our cats were regularly seen by the same vet. The one had food issues because the people we let adopt her starved her. The vet nicknamed her Gurge-n-purge because she would eat so fast she would throw up. The golf balls in her dish weren't working so he suggested a different feeder. He was happy as long as she was still able to groom herself properly because she cried for food constantly. Her brother who was with us from day one did not have food issues and it was difficult to get him to eat. He would rather graze but when his sister came back to us we had to feed them separately because she would finish his food. His ideal weight was 15lbs, hers 8. She was usually 10. Their mom looked just like this chunk after birthing 5 kittens and then being spayed. Her kids lived 17 wonderful years with us with tons of toys and top of the line vet care.
Load More Replies...This Is The Kind Of Secret Doctors Don't Want You To Know
Hahaaa, that was good. I have my hair dyed in shades of purple and turquoise, which is pretty eye-catching. I once went to a hospital to get some papers, and had to wait in line for access. Several people were staring at my cheerful hair. I was tempted to tell them "It's the covid vaccine, this is what happens if you get vaccinated." :))) I refrained, though. Some people are prone to believe anything... except science. (I'm fully vaccinated.)
I totally wish my hair would have turned turquoise and purple when I got my vaccine. I've always wanted to do it, just never had the guts.
Load More Replies...Mad props not only for comedic ingenuity, but that the writer got "#positivedisinformation" across the window without scrunching up the last four letters like I would have to.
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Load More Replies..."Disinformation"? So I got my two shots for nothing else than to protect myself, the economy, society and the people I meet? F**k.
I Honked
Lisa, from the University of Kansas, highlighted to Bored Panda that when it comes to making signs, clarity and brevity are essential. This is because you don't have much time to get your point across and you need to be quick and sharp with your messaging.
"Clarity and brevity are essential. You only have a second or two to get your message across, so you want people to understand quickly with zero confusion," she told Bored Panda.
On The Community Noticeboard At My Local Shops
Ah, thanks. A new ear-worm. I was fed up with my last one 😁
Load More Replies...Poor horse. Why is he on the stairs? He's not built to climb stairs. I bet it was pretty scary getting there!
But the dealer is on the 3rd floor, how else is he going to get his special sugar lumps
Load More Replies...Da steeeht ein Pferd auf dem Flur🎶, eeein echtes Pferd auf dem Flur…🎶🐴 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tikoFcOei5Q
An Employee Caught Me Taking This Pic And Said “Ah Yes, Another One Of Our Many Exciting Deals!”
Definitely, they're putting the price up next week!
Load More Replies...They need to offer a discount on the gluten free version—-gluten free food is way too f*****g expensive! (This is serious for me. Found out, after menopause, that I have a gluten sensitivity—-though I think it’s more of an allergy—-I get nauseous, bloated, and my tongue swells if I eat more than a tiny amount.)
I'm sorry people don't take your gluten allergy seriously. :( I have a friend who has celiac and she's an activist for getting rid of the stigma. I hope prices go down, that's not fair to so many people.
Load More Replies...this reminds me of when i was in elementary school. we sold coupon books for $10 every september as a fund raiser and my dad loved to joke "1 for 10 or 2 for 20!!"
Seriously... who prints the sign off.... gets a plastic sign shield.... and puts it on display.... idiot or strategist????
You know it's super tasty cuz it says PLAIN three times! That's why ya gotta pay full price.
Make Good Choices
I was also interested to get Lisa's opinion about the types of egregious mistakes that the people putting up various signs should avoid.
"Don’t carve an error in stone. It’s embarrassing and expensive to fix. Proofreading before you produce, whether it’s stone or not, is absolutely necessary," she said that we should take the time to look over our work before making any permanent decisions. Proofreading is far cheaper than fixing a mistake later on.
Lisa also noted that the font that we choose for our sign is incredibly important. "Choose your font with readability in mind. It should be clear and readable at a distance; you don’t want to make people puzzle through a swirly script," she said.
Lmao You Go Girl
She's a doula, is she helps pregnant people to give birth. At 4 cm, the birth is very close, at 8cm it becomes very urgent, at 10 it is due immediately.
Load More Replies...She wouldn't have made it to me in time even if I was right behind the PetCo there.
Ahhh, the old "catcher's mitt" delivery. Lucky you!!
Load More Replies...This really would work better if Doula or midwife or birthing coach had some kind universal flashing symbol like Batman with a countdown form of dilation running beneath it. I read Paula first too, thinking some guy was rushing his wife to hospital. Only person in car is driver so no one who doesn't know what doula means is going to figure this sign is old and means nothing about getting out of the way.
That's an awesome point. We should definitely have a midwife / doula / birthing coach symbol.
Load More Replies...Yeahhhhh Right
Sarcastic sign, but a very real problem in some jobs. Human ressources for big IT departments sometimes call for 10 - 15 years of experience with libraries oder programming languages that came out 3 or 4 years ago. But unlike this shop, those really seem not to know better.
Someone Had Enough
at least one Wayne's World reference a day totally completes me
Load More Replies..."Elise, the cat, felt unfairly singled out, after all no one had brushed her in days."
Fur Elise is the name of my tuxedo cat. We figured she was dressed for the symphony, and she is furry...
Load More Replies...I can relate to this. Everyone in my music class knows how to play Fur Elise
Good, because I can only remember Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the chords from Lean On Me. Oh, and Pop Goes the World.
The UUU Signage page is part of the wider ‘Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular’ community that encompasses a variety of different niches, from ads and screenshots to memes.
The group’s admins and mods note that they’re only interested in photos that people have taken themselves. So, for instance, screenshots have no place here (in fact, there’s an entirely separate UUU group for them specifically). Original content and exploration are encouraged. All for the sake of documenting signage that should have us laughing all the way till the weekend.
I’ve Been Called Many Things In Life. But This Is A First
No, you're a burger flipper. Your son may be a broom though!
Load More Replies...Aren't we all dog leashes? struggling to keep things together and stopping them from coming apart???
I've Never Seen A Bumper Sticker I Wanted More
I saw one recently that read, "Hey, Get Off My Ass You Twatwaffle!". Never in my life heard the word twatwaffle.
It's a common fear, mostly because of certain amphibians, with various toxicity. It's perfectly okay.
Load More Replies...Is this the guy that made a frog website of the tiny frogs he made and got the web design job? Can't remember which BP thread that was under🐸
Well That Escalated Quickly
Well clearly if God exists he's an absolute d**k, can't help you with the engine thing - something about combustion?
Explosions. Every time a spark plug ignites a cylinder, it's literally a tiny explosion.
Load More Replies...Oh. So now it's Gods fault you drank 42 beers on a bet. I think not. He just gave you the choice. Bzzzz wrong answer.
Let’s look at the bible logically. The bible claims god is a perfect being who is all-knowing, all-powerful, all good, is eternal (always existed) and has a divine plan. If god is a perfect being and is eternal (always existed), then he was perfectly happy & perfectly content for an infinite amount of time in the past. From there why create anything? Not logical. Doesn’t make sense. A perfect being becomes discontent & needs to create something, so he creates the cosmos & he creates angels. At least one of those angels betrays him. If he’s all knowing with a divine plan, how did he not see this coming an infinity away? Then he creates Eve & Eve betrays him. How did he not see this coming an infinity away? Then sin and evil take over the world. Why not stop evil? He’s all-powerful. He floods a world, saying that it will stop evil. But, it doesn’t. Buffoonish. Laughably incompetent. It’s a comedy of errors. Then we’re to think he gets things right with jesus? Evil still exists.
Load More Replies...Whoa..... what state of mind were you in when you bought it, and what was the mindset of the person who made it????
It’s easy to sit back and chuckle at some of the silly (and sometimes downright mental) mistakes some sign-makers have made. However, we’ve all been in situations where we’ve made similar mistakes, for everyone to see and gently poke fun at.
Perhaps we didn’t edit our text enough (or at all…) because we were exhausted. Maybe our proofreading skills weren’t up to scratch anymore (thanks a bunch, Fifth Cup of Coffee). Or maybe, just maybe, all those silly mistakes snuck into our sentences the moment our backs were turned.
Frankly, I like this last theory the most, even if it’s the least likely. It suggests that there’s a Greater Force at work here, sprinkling chaos into our otherwise orderly word structures.
When You've Had Enough Of Your Man
Hey, the sign is very informative and direct. I would like to sell a neighbor who plays loud music all day long and smokes weed. He is a bit banged up and rusty, but not too shabby.
I can't buy him, but if you want we can make I trade. I take yours, you take my nosey 40-something hag who hates children and argues with people who park in front of the house. Smokes heavy but no weed, although I have to admit she sometimes also hears loud music. German folk, mostly. And...yeah... shabby
Load More Replies...i bet this is the same outfit that's selling +29yr old men in a 'new' and 'unused' condition
Given your newly enlarged "thang," I am not surprised.
Load More Replies...What do they do with the men after they buy them? Do they resell? Is it like the refurb department: you get a discount, but they are still guaranteed for at least 90 days? I need answers!
I Have A Bad Feeling About This Rest Stop Bathroom
Maybe the whole sign is upside down -- it actually says "SNEMO" which is... ominous.
Load More Replies...I can just see him riding his little tricycle over those tiles
Load More Replies...The Mechanic Left This In My Girlfriend's Car After Being Serviced... The Car Is Still Dirty
My garage doesn't even service dirty cars like this. You'll get a note saying that Dutch labor laws do not allow people to work in a contaminated area without protective gear and proper training. Because none of their mechanics qualify, they couldn't service the car.
In addition, I allways dump my clutter before I bring my car in, but don't wash and vacuum it because they're providing this service
Load More Replies...Sometimes I notice a filthy car interior and wonder what the house looks like!
I have to have wet and muddy boots in my car sometimes - I'd never wear them in my house!
Load More Replies...A hoarder type person brought their car in for service and they pulled up a garbage can and made them empty out their old fast food trash before anyone would even get in the car to tag it and move it. They actually cleaned their own car in the service lane. People are gross. I also got in a fight with same department because they brought my Detailer a car with puke in the drivers door and expected them to only be paid $50. Then they wouldn't call their customer to request more money because they thought it should be included in a detail. I was not the manager but they directed the woman's calls to me. I got fired not too long afterwards.
Hmm, I wonder who is downvoting me for not wanting to make a man clean someone's vomit and entire car inside and out for $50 and risk my own job advocating for more money for them? I actually detailed cars so I know how bad they can be. But I worked for a guy who set prices depending on how bad the car was. Not flat rate. I also had a neighbor who was a hoarder that we tried to help with groceries and garbage. It is a sad story.
Load More Replies...As someone who has dealt with ants all summer long in their car…yes clean your car
I always kept my car clean but I drank coffee with sugar and cream in Floriduh with a car with no A/C. I got ants! It was horrible!
Load More Replies...Yuck. Worked in a repair shop. Once had someone bring their car in with half a rotted birthday cake on the floor behind the driver’s seat. The whole car was nasty.
Had to bug bomb a minivan twice because of cockroaches. Sorry to whoever bought that. Not my idea.
Load More Replies...My husband is a mechanic and he tells me stories... The rubbish, rotten food, the stench, drugs... the best one was when he fired up the A/C and a rat jumped out. He caught it and tossed it outside. He has found nests of critters in trunks with all the trash (raccoons, squirrels, mice). He always moves the nest someplace safe. Between the filth and the plug-in air fresheners that nearly gas him to death, ugh. He said that people either keep their cars spotless inside or are rolling rubbish bins.
I work at a car lot that finances, so we occasionally have to repossess vehicles. One repo looked like something you'd need a hazmat suit to clean. We took pictures and showed everyone we knew. It was trash, piled from the floorboard to the windows. There was a used tampon applicator thrown in the trunk, what looked like spilled, chocolate pudding in the glove compartment, crushed chips, just pure filth.
Thinking a hoarding or other mental disorder, but still the results are awful for who has to deal with the mess.
Load More Replies...A while ago, I had another chat about editing, proofreading, and kerning (it’s the spacing between letters, Pandas) via email with Lisa from the University of Kansas.
"Word placement, typeface, and kerning are crucial for effective, professional-looking logos and layouts. If it’s just a few words, all-caps is fine, but it’s harder for people to read longer blocks of text in all caps. It’s also harder for people to read italic or highly stylized type, or type along a curve instead of a line,” Lisa explained to Bored Panda.
Found Some Paperless Towels At Walmart Today. What Will They Think Of Next?
Its working....because I have an unopened pack and did not read the label.
Load More Replies...These are literally a thing. Paperless paper towels. I have a bunch on a roll with snaps! It isn’t stupid just cause you don’t know what it is 🤣
This isn't "Paperless paper towels", though. It just says "Paperless Towels" but they're just towels.
Load More Replies...Please Don’t Follow Anybody Home
This Was A Couple Years Ago...and I Know What They Meant But... Still
Why shouldn't a church try to appeal to the consenting adult demographic?
Load More Replies...we love -hurting- people so much we have to give them the affliction so we can also offer the cure.
They love people who are hurting. Hurting because of whatever came on their paths in their lives.
Load More Replies...It's the conclusion you come to after reading some posted comments on websites, they're not wrong I think.
Or simply a sadist, but I like reverse masochist, too, bud
Load More Replies...I love the look on the guy's face. Maybe he was one of the people that the church "hurt"?
What’s more, Lisa noted that we should look at all the ways in which our words could be misread or read out of order if they’re circled or stacked on top of one another. Meanwhile, if the kerning happens to be too tight, some of the letters could merge into different symbols and result in some (hilariously) embarrassing misreadings.
One example of this is writing the word ‘FLICKERING’ in all caps. If the kerning is too tight, the ‘L’ and the ‘I’ merge into a ‘U’ and… well, it’s fairly obvious what happens, isn’t it?
Just Press Three 333 Times
If it's not an emergency you can use the 1 button.
Load More Replies...That's what my ex-BT partner has just suggested. That or you automatically get through if you pick up the handset. Hmmm.... 🤔
Load More Replies...I Don’t Even Know
lmao I don't even get the joke or who that man is but it's so stupid it cracked me up hahaha
I don't think this is a possibility. Ted Cruz stuffs both his feet in his mouth every time he opens it. There wouldn't be room for an entire child in there.
No one implied he did it in one sitting. He kept him slowly roasting on a spit in his backyard while he fled the country during the Texas blackouts. The kid had a medical issue and was on Medicaid. Ted is now a hero among Republicans.
Load More Replies...He is Ted Cruz - also known as what happens when there is no .lifeguard at the gene pool
Oh No
Actually, May, the person seems to be going in circles... with a high degree of self-loathing???
Load More Replies...Something I would've done, especially on those days when brain is optional.😆
Lisa suggests running a spell-check to catch any typos. It’s a very obvious step, but not everyone does it. However, the tool isn’t omnipotent. “Spell-check won’t catch typos that result in a word that is still a word, just not the word you want,” she warned that you should still get someone else to proofread the text.
Pfantastic Signage
Any Golden Girls fans here? This reminds me of the episode where the girls buy a coffin from a "Mr. Pfeiffer. It's pronounced Puh-Fyffer.". Later on, Sofia tells him, "How 'bout I give you a punch in the puh-face?!".
I came here to look for Phteven and here it is. Awesome!
Load More Replies...This is smart. It gets people's attention, goes viral (free advertising) and it teaches people how to pronounce your company's name.
Um... I Guess?
The house is slanting because it's full of kids.
Load More Replies...We could start a business selling for on different products ( with the persons permission of course)
Load More Replies...Whatever Gets Them In Therapy I Guess?
Exactly what I was thinking. A.K.A. Don Swanson
Load More Replies...ManTherapy is a campaign to push men to seek professional mental health services and some of their commercials and ads are quite catchy and hopefully very successful
That's so awesome :) There are some dudes in my family that I love dearly, it's so sad that they associate therapy with being immasculating.
Load More Replies...Ohhh I beg to differ, my area of the world is full of hippies, bohemians and all sorts of characters and we love them all.
Load More Replies...Is This The New Saying Now?? Mandela Effect?
Build me up buttercup by The Foundations, late 60's I think
Load More Replies...State Fair season in the US right now, and every one of them has a “butter cow”, that is a sculpture of a cow crafted from some 500#’s of butter. (For real, look it up) So it is a play on “butter cup”, but seasonal and a bit of an inside joke.
....because butter cows are taught never to get in cars....
Load More Replies...Yeah. The Mandela effect. You know, a thing that has nothing to do with this. Unless everyone remembers the butter cow dying years ago, but in reality, it is still alive.
Load More Replies...Do Not Teach Fish Man He Will Destroy Us All
"We Gave It A Second Thought And Decided That You Guys Suck"
The best way to show you appreciate your customers is to stop burning their food.
Spotted At A Local Dollar Tree A Few Years Ago
Well clearly the employee who put up the sign doesn't want to get hurt either. Minimum wage isn't enough to handle exploding lemon-lime twists.
Load More Replies...Ahhhhhh. I wonder if the recent heat waves cause problems like this. I'm just imagining grocery stores full of exploding sodas
This Was In Front Of My Town Hall For A Couple Weeks Before Anyone Realized And It’s My Favorite Thing To Ever Happen Here
My community went an entire holiday season with a light up nativity .. and two light up dolphins in the background
Ah, yes, I always loved the parts of those books where they'd rearrange signs! One I can think of off the top of my head is the one that was mostly about them in kindergarten - at one point, George took the letters "k" and "e" from a "Free brake inspection" sign (so it'd say "Free bra inspection"), and ended up getting the mechanic in charge of the shop in a lot of trouble.
Load More Replies...No Thanks
LOL! The banner in the background suggests it is in Ontario, California, home of a huge outlet store (Ontario Mills) and miles of strip malls, and yes, very conservative.
Pennsylvania Department Of Transportation Trying To Be Relatable
We had a sign over the express way for half a day when we had such a horrible heat wave. Same emoticon, and it said "OMG I CANT EVEN....." Was nice to laugh
Why did the Pennsylvania DOT spend the money on full-color overhead LED signs? That seems really unnecessary when the messages are all (or should be) text.
Just getting ready to put paid advertisements on them? :-(
Load More Replies...Soon we will all communicate exclusively through emojis. Letters and written words will be antiquated. 😔🤯😩
My mother is in love with emojis. I asked her who was playing the rugby match, she replied 🦃🏴
Load More Replies...Typical Capitalism. Manufactured Scarcity
Sign aside, that is some awesome accidental shadow art! I see a wolf head.
To me it looks like a boa opening it's mouth with it's forked tongue out. I can also see wolf.
Load More Replies...Come here for this comment, was not disappointed
Load More Replies..."Sorry billy, there's only 10 ants allowed, you're number 11" "You guys always hang out here and leave me out!! I'm starting to think you don't want to be friends with me ;-;"
Are You Speaking From Experience, Sir?
Man, the vaccine would be REALLY popular with the transgender community if that were true!
In his case, one migrated to his head and took over his brain—-the big brain is now—-officially—-in the control of the little brain.
Well I got the vax and I just checked and I have no balls so he may be onto som- oh, hang on, I'm a lady person... never had any to begin with...JUST LIKE THIS CRETIN!
We Don’t Pay A Living Wage, But Work Is Work Right. This Is A Circle K By The Way
Dammit! I was gonna say that! "Get some tall staff!"
Load More Replies...Yeah you’ll definitely get people flocking through the doors to work with that sign
Well, if you're desperate - at least there is someone there with a sense of humour!!
Load More Replies...If you can't pay your staff a decent wage, you shouldn't have a business.
Then everyone is out of work. Maybe they get stock options or other benefits that make up for the lower wages but just to pigeon hole everyone is not fair.
Load More Replies...get it while you can...free money is about to stop. anything is better than nothing.
When I was a server, I was the tallest server working one day. I'm 5'3". I kept apologizing for being short-staffed.
The one upside of this entire thing has been that people have started to realize they are worth the basic human right of a living wage. Don't go backwards people. Don't let their bad business model be your suffering.
Baa Baa Black.. Clam?
If this is the bakery I think it is, they are actually Cookie Monster cookies :D
Load More Replies...This Has Big "I Think Dogs Should Vote" Vibes
Any of the options as they all look bad? 🤔 The type of people who want to run countries are so often the types you don't want doing it as they're in it for the power, not the good of the people (no matter what they say). There are exceptions but not enough!
Load More Replies...My neighbor jhas a dog too. The dog loves me. We play fetch and chase. Go for walks and he will come over and paw the door to come in and visit. He is my couch buddy. My neighbor feeds him, pays to groom him,picks up his poop and pays the vet bills. I could not own a dog, it would be like cheating on my neighbors dog.
No Touching Vaggies
Don't forget: No touching "vaggies."
Load More Replies...No touching "Vaggies" what kind sick twisted place is this?? You really shouldn't be touching that out in public.
Not the U.S. - we don't use metrics to measure distance. If this were a U.S. shop, it would have said "Keep 6' distance".
Load More Replies...When You Want To Insult The Customer But Have To Be Politically Correct
Someone has scanned a shopping club card where they set up their account with the name "cigarette". The store isn't calling someone that.
I cannot haiku. Syllables are hard to do. I think this is one.
Load More Replies...In the UK, slang for cigarette is 'f*g'. We use that word all the time with zero offence taken :)
Load More Replies...For our friends across the pond: there's a slang word in (British) English that means both a cigarette (very common usage) and a man who is attracted to other men (more common in the US, but well-known in the UK too. Just to confuse things further, the full word of which the latter is abbreviation is actually either a bundle of twigs or a type of meatball; there have been a few British cafe owners complain to Facebook's American bot about removing their menus. And finally, the abbreviation is also used in school to describe a pupil who does menial jobs for senior boys.
Somewhere, deep in an ATM programming facility, a failed haiku languishes. Sardine.
Okay
I don't know what you want me to use the person for but if it will help, I'm game!
Fish And Chizz??
It's starting, cursive is becoming like a secret code
Load More Replies...Yes, you're right... It is Fish & Fizz....it is referring to the fizz in the bottle of Prosecco that comes with the Fish....
Load More Replies...Ah yes, the unfortunate choice of font problem rears it’s ugly head again.
I read cursive just fine, and yes, this is a classic Palmer upper case F. It -still- looks like a J.
Load More Replies...Couldn't understand why this pic was in here until I read the comments. Do Americans not learn handwriting in school? Says "Fizz" as clear as anything.
If I mix it with caviar, can I grow little fish babies in my stomach? And then birth them through... Ya know what, never mind.
Seen outside a mattress store in my city until recently: "Mask required, pants optional".
British English pants or American English pants?
Load More Replies...A funny sign I saw in a store in Colorado once: IMG_202107...46af3e.jpg
Then there was this warning sign for reasons unknown. dont-61213...521148.jpg
Some people at my work once decided to make informational signs that entailed a clip art image and a random work-related fact. So - to add a little extra flair - they put them on brightly colored paper, cut them into the shape of the image / words, laminated them, then stuck them up in the hallway every 5 to 10 ft. It didn't take long for most of us to realize the one important thing that they apparently didn't... several of the cutouts just so happened to be shaped like a penis / balls. Needless to say, the signs were definitely noticed... though I'm not so sure the message people received was the one they had actually been hoping for.
😂😂😂 Too funny! Especially if the penis/balls shaped ones were on pink or red colored paper, 😅😅😅😅
Load More Replies...After dying, on the first cloud you reach is a sign which says "We are sorry but god does not really exist. We apologise for the inconvenience"
Seen outside a mattress store in my city until recently: "Mask required, pants optional".
British English pants or American English pants?
Load More Replies...A funny sign I saw in a store in Colorado once: IMG_202107...46af3e.jpg
Then there was this warning sign for reasons unknown. dont-61213...521148.jpg
Some people at my work once decided to make informational signs that entailed a clip art image and a random work-related fact. So - to add a little extra flair - they put them on brightly colored paper, cut them into the shape of the image / words, laminated them, then stuck them up in the hallway every 5 to 10 ft. It didn't take long for most of us to realize the one important thing that they apparently didn't... several of the cutouts just so happened to be shaped like a penis / balls. Needless to say, the signs were definitely noticed... though I'm not so sure the message people received was the one they had actually been hoping for.
😂😂😂 Too funny! Especially if the penis/balls shaped ones were on pink or red colored paper, 😅😅😅😅
Load More Replies...After dying, on the first cloud you reach is a sign which says "We are sorry but god does not really exist. We apologise for the inconvenience"
