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Communication is about clarity. The more muddled the message—the more confusion you’re bound to see on the reader’s face. When it comes to the signs you see in public, you normally expect all of them to be brief, precise, and informative. Alas! Nothing could be farther from the truth. Far from everyone’s a pro when it comes to writing and advertising skills, and the ‘Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage’ Facebook group is proof enough.

An online group bringing together nearly 191k members, the UUU Signage project has been around since November 2014. Since then, it has collected a vast archive of some of the very worst and funniest signs to be found on Planet Earth. We’re featuring a selection of the very best ones, so go on, have a scroll and a glance. Don’t forget to upvote the signs that made you laugh and made you more confused than you expected, and if you’re a fan, go ahead and join the UUU Signage group.

I had a friendly chat about the most important things when making a sign—any sign—with Lisa McLendon. She is the William Allen White Professor of Journalism and Mass Communications and the coordinator of the Bremner Editing Center at the University of Kansas. You'll find the insights she shared with Bored Panda below, dear Readers.

Remember… keep it simple—keep it short—keep it clear.

#1

I Didn't See A Cat Going Out But I Did Observe A Walrus Sashay Towards The Door

I Didn't See A Cat Going Out But I Did Observe A Walrus Sashay Towards The Door

Kori A Butler Report

Calypso poet
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes it is and just because a cat is chubby does not mean it is being abused. Our cats were regularly seen by the same vet. The one had food issues because the people we let adopt her starved her. The vet nicknamed her Gurge-n-purge because she would eat so fast she would throw up. The golf balls in her dish weren't working so he suggested a different feeder. He was happy as long as she was still able to groom herself properly because she cried for food constantly. Her brother who was with us from day one did not have food issues and it was difficult to get him to eat. He would rather graze but when his sister came back to us we had to feed them separately because she would finish his food. His ideal weight was 15lbs, hers 8. She was usually 10. Their mom looked just like this chunk after birthing 5 kittens and then being spayed. Her kids lived 17 wonderful years with us with tons of toys and top of the line vet care.

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Zophra
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mad accurate art skills!

Brian Bennett
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I won't let her out but hug her I will!

denzoren
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awww....she's just chilling. Chill chonk.

Kona Pake
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think she’ll fit in my shopping bag.

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    #2

    This Is The Kind Of Secret Doctors Don't Want You To Know

    This Is The Kind Of Secret Doctors Don't Want You To Know

    Samuel Maffit Report

    Alexia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaaa, that was good. I have my hair dyed in shades of purple and turquoise, which is pretty eye-catching. I once went to a hospital to get some papers, and had to wait in line for access. Several people were staring at my cheerful hair. I was tempted to tell them "It's the covid vaccine, this is what happens if you get vaccinated." :))) I refrained, though. Some people are prone to believe anything... except science. (I'm fully vaccinated.)

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally wish my hair would have turned turquoise and purple when I got my vaccine. I've always wanted to do it, just never had the guts.

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    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mad props not only for comedic ingenuity, but that the writer got "#positivedisinformation" across the window without scrunching up the last four letters like I would have to.

    Shahzad Ahmad Shahzad Ahmad
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    I basically make about $6,000-$8,000 a month online. It’s enough to comfortably replace my old jobs income, especially considering I only work about 10-13 hours a week from home. I was amazed how easy it was after I tried it….. ===))> 𝐖­𝐰­𝐰.𝐅­𝐮­𝐥­𝐰­𝐨­𝐫­𝐤.𝐂­𝐨­𝐦

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Disinformation"? So I got my two shots for nothing else than to protect myself, the economy, society and the people I meet? F**k.

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it gets more idiots vaccinated, do it

    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool. Because only idiots are needing them.

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    Izzy_
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid problems require stupid solutions XD

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, the Qanons will have 3 inches total?

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats - bet you can't wait for second shot!

    अजिनाथ कानडे
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    4 years ago

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    I basically make about $6,000-$8,000 a month online. It’s enough to comfortably replace my old jobs income, especially considering I only work about 10-13 hours a week from home. I was amazed how easy it was after I tried it….. ===))> 𝐖­𝐰­𝐰.𝐅­𝐮­𝐥­𝐰­𝐨­𝐫­𝐤.𝐂­𝐨­𝐦

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    #3

    I Honked

    I Honked

    Andrew Shanks Report

    Pepper DeVoe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honk. Just watched it recently. Really good!

    Sigrid Johanesdóttir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just watched this a couple of days ago so HONK!!

    Hisseefit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck, I'd take Encino Man - the cheese is old and moldy. Lol!

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    Lisa, from the University of Kansas, highlighted to Bored Panda that when it comes to making signs, clarity and brevity are essential. This is because you don't have much time to get your point across and you need to be quick and sharp with your messaging.

    "Clarity and brevity are essential. You only have a second or two to get your message across, so you want people to understand quickly with zero confusion," she told Bored Panda.

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    #4

    On The Community Noticeboard At My Local Shops

    On The Community Noticeboard At My Local Shops

    Sarah Strahan Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! Get him out of the damned stairwell!

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor horsey is sweating like a ... Human?

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that the horse is inside on a staircase bothers me

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he's definitely going clip-clippety-clop on the stair!

    Ren Karlej
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, thanks. A new ear-worm. I was fed up with my last one 😁

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    Karin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor horse. Why is he on the stairs? He's not built to climb stairs. I bet it was pretty scary getting there!

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the dealer is on the 3rd floor, how else is he going to get his special sugar lumps

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    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, he just tool the elevator down.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha ppl have actually been taking the strips hahahahaha

    Woltax
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Da steeeht ein Pferd auf dem Flur🎶, eeein echtes Pferd auf dem Flur…🎶🐴 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tikoFcOei5Q

    Sanne H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Theeeeere iiiiiiiiis aaaaaaa horse in the hall 🎶

    trans_ylvania
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this image so deeply; someone comfort me.

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    #5

    An Employee Caught Me Taking This Pic And Said “Ah Yes, Another One Of Our Many Exciting Deals!”

    An Employee Caught Me Taking This Pic And Said “Ah Yes, Another One Of Our Many Exciting Deals!”

    Lauren Carrigan Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurry before the offer ends!

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely, they're putting the price up next week!

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to offer a discount on the gluten free version—-gluten free food is way too f*****g expensive! (This is serious for me. Found out, after menopause, that I have a gluten sensitivity—-though I think it’s more of an allergy—-I get nauseous, bloated, and my tongue swells if I eat more than a tiny amount.)

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry people don't take your gluten allergy seriously. :( I have a friend who has celiac and she's an activist for getting rid of the stigma. I hope prices go down, that's not fair to so many people.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband would by 10 of these!

    Everything AGR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this reminds me of when i was in elementary school. we sold coupon books for $10 every september as a fund raiser and my dad loved to joke "1 for 10 or 2 for 20!!"

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was free then I read 0% off lol

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuff you customers

    Papa Bonez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No expectations, no disappointments!!

    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously... who prints the sign off.... gets a plastic sign shield.... and puts it on display.... idiot or strategist????

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know it's super tasty cuz it says PLAIN three times! That's why ya gotta pay full price.

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    #6

    Make Good Choices

    Make Good Choices

    Kate Anderson Report

    HardTruths
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I want to leave it to chance? Halfway? 🤣

    Ashasaurus rex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am way too old to laugh as hard as I did at a poop joke.

    AspieGirl88
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if the “friends” are canine, LOL. 😂

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    I was also interested to get Lisa's opinion about the types of egregious mistakes that the people putting up various signs should avoid.

    "Don’t carve an error in stone. It’s embarrassing and expensive to fix. Proofreading before you produce, whether it’s stone or not, is absolutely necessary," she said that we should take the time to look over our work before making any permanent decisions. Proofreading is far cheaper than fixing a mistake later on.

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    Lisa also noted that the font that we choose for our sign is incredibly important. "Choose your font with readability in mind. It should be clear and readable at a distance; you don’t want to make people puzzle through a swirly script," she said.

    #7

    Lmao You Go Girl

    Lmao You Go Girl

    Ashley Rosado Report

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a doula, is she helps pregnant people to give birth. At 4 cm, the birth is very close, at 8cm it becomes very urgent, at 10 it is due immediately.

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    Lunar Bicycle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said it “Paula” and was really confused.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wouldn't have made it to me in time even if I was right behind the PetCo there.

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh, the old "catcher's mitt" delivery. Lucky you!!

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't familiar with the term and was very confused cause the word is Greek and in Greek "doula" is the servant but in the very very bad way... Kind of like a slave that is doing everything and not getting paid for it!

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really would work better if Doula or midwife or birthing coach had some kind universal flashing symbol like Batman with a countdown form of dilation running beneath it. I read Paula first too, thinking some guy was rushing his wife to hospital. Only person in car is driver so no one who doesn't know what doula means is going to figure this sign is old and means nothing about getting out of the way.

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an awesome point. We should definitely have a midwife / doula / birthing coach symbol.

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    Mz Phit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta go help them out!! ;-)

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so it's alright to kill the mom and newborn...

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    #8

    Yeahhhhh Right

    Yeahhhhh Right

    Stephanie Croshaw Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me thinks this is intentional sarcasm.

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And with a PhD in mathematics or finance. Starting wage $7.25/hr.

    Lucky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So - a typical job offer!

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should be a cashier in their past life apparently

    Stefan Scheiben
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sarcastic sign, but a very real problem in some jobs. Human ressources for big IT departments sometimes call for 10 - 15 years of experience with libraries oder programming languages that came out 3 or 4 years ago. But unlike this shop, those really seem not to know better.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s pretty much what all companies want, right?

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me thinks management doesn't think!

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    #9

    Someone Had Enough

    Someone Had Enough

    Samantha Tame Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nearby is a guitar bearing the sign "NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN"

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least one Wayne's World reference a day totally completes me

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if Elise wants to wear fur? (Joke on the missing points above the U)

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Elise, the cat, felt unfairly singled out, after all no one had brushed her in days."

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fur Elise is the name of my tuxedo cat. We figured she was dressed for the symphony, and she is furry...

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    Pickle me Elmo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate to this. Everyone in my music class knows how to play Fur Elise

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Heart And Soul" will get you a pop in the nose.

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good, because I can only remember Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the chords from Lean On Me. Oh, and Pop Goes the World.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good sign. chadee dadee dadee dum

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    The UUU Signage page is part of the wider ‘Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular’ community that encompasses a variety of different niches, from ads and screenshots to memes.

    The group’s admins and mods note that they’re only interested in photos that people have taken themselves. So, for instance, screenshots have no place here (in fact, there’s an entirely separate UUU group for them specifically). Original content and exploration are encouraged. All for the sake of documenting signage that should have us laughing all the way till the weekend.

    #10

    I’ve Been Called Many Things In Life. But This Is A First

    I’ve Been Called Many Things In Life. But This Is A First

    Cailey Bisgould Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't we all dog leashes? struggling to keep things together and stopping them from coming apart???

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At leash they didn't tell it to your face

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    #11

    I've Never Seen A Bumper Sticker I Wanted More

    I've Never Seen A Bumper Sticker I Wanted More

    Melissa Anne Report

    Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, buddy. Me too.

    Bama Belle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw one recently that read, "Hey, Get Off My Ass You Twatwaffle!". Never in my life heard the word twatwaffle.

    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, not ever....ranidaphobic....I'd rather f*ck Mums...

    Raptor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a common fear, mostly because of certain amphibians, with various toxicity. It's perfectly okay.

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    Alditekim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. They seem jumpy to me.

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the guy that made a frog website of the tiny frogs he made and got the web design job? Can't remember which BP thread that was under🐸

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    #12

    Well That Escalated Quickly

    Well That Escalated Quickly

    Chyleigh Harmon Report

    May
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well clearly if God exists he's an absolute d**k, can't help you with the engine thing - something about combustion?

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explosions. Every time a spark plug ignites a cylinder, it's literally a tiny explosion.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Existential crisis bumper stickers, I like it.

    Eppe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mind in a nutshell

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated quickly. I really like this.

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. So now it's Gods fault you drank 42 beers on a bet. I think not. He just gave you the choice. Bzzzz wrong answer.

    Terd Fergison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s look at the bible logically. The bible claims god is a perfect being who is all-knowing, all-powerful, all good, is eternal (always existed) and has a divine plan. If god is a perfect being and is eternal (always existed), then he was perfectly happy & perfectly content for an infinite amount of time in the past. From there why create anything? Not logical. Doesn’t make sense. A perfect being becomes discontent & needs to create something, so he creates the cosmos & he creates angels. At least one of those angels betrays him. If he’s all knowing with a divine plan, how did he not see this coming an infinity away? Then he creates Eve & Eve betrays him. How did he not see this coming an infinity away? Then sin and evil take over the world. Why not stop evil? He’s all-powerful. He floods a world, saying that it will stop evil. But, it doesn’t. Buffoonish. Laughably incompetent. It’s a comedy of errors. Then we’re to think he gets things right with jesus? Evil still exists.

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    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa..... what state of mind were you in when you bought it, and what was the mindset of the person who made it????

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Engine? Suck, squeeze, bang, blow

    Ray Heap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How an engine works? Just like a hooker... suck, squeeze, bang, blow.

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    It’s easy to sit back and chuckle at some of the silly (and sometimes downright mental) mistakes some sign-makers have made. However, we’ve all been in situations where we’ve made similar mistakes, for everyone to see and gently poke fun at.

    Perhaps we didn’t edit our text enough (or at all…) because we were exhausted. Maybe our proofreading skills weren’t up to scratch anymore (thanks a bunch, Fifth Cup of Coffee). Or maybe, just maybe, all those silly mistakes snuck into our sentences the moment our backs were turned.

    Frankly, I like this last theory the most, even if it’s the least likely. It suggests that there’s a Greater Force at work here, sprinkling chaos into our otherwise orderly word structures.

    #13

    When You've Had Enough Of Your Man

    When You've Had Enough Of Your Man

    Kelly Sedlak Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, the sign is very informative and direct. I would like to sell a neighbor who plays loud music all day long and smokes weed. He is a bit banged up and rusty, but not too shabby.

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't buy him, but if you want we can make I trade. I take yours, you take my nosey 40-something hag who hates children and argues with people who park in front of the house. Smokes heavy but no weed, although I have to admit she sometimes also hears loud music. German folk, mostly. And...yeah... shabby

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    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet this is the same outfit that's selling +29yr old men in a 'new' and 'unused' condition

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And are they reconditioned and sold again?

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are not wanting spoiled, mature men they want men that just start a little mature and haven’t spoiled.

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do they do with the men after they buy them? Do they resell? Is it like the refurb department: you get a discount, but they are still guaranteed for at least 90 days? I need answers!

    Karin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they sell them too? I could really use one, though maybe a rental would be best. I have some heavy boxes I need moved upstairs.

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    #14

    I Have A Bad Feeling About This Rest Stop Bathroom

    I Have A Bad Feeling About This Rest Stop Bathroom

    Anna Hicks Report

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The S is upside down as well and it's bothering me

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the whole sign is upside down -- it actually says "SNEMO" which is... ominous.

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    Carrie7ann77
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On certain days that does explain a lot!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good Omens or Bad Omens or No-"W" Omens. ;-)

    David Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering that omens are signs, they're technically not wrong

    Alexia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The omens were there from the very beginning.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♪ Do what you want, but think about the omens...♫

    Al Emond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At Auschwitz, the prisoners forced to make the main gate intentionally flipped the “B” as an act of sabotage and the idiot nazis never noticed.

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    #15

    The Mechanic Left This In My Girlfriend's Car After Being Serviced... The Car Is Still Dirty

    The Mechanic Left This In My Girlfriend's Car After Being Serviced... The Car Is Still Dirty

    Michael Dylan Faas Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My garage doesn't even service dirty cars like this. You'll get a note saying that Dutch labor laws do not allow people to work in a contaminated area without protective gear and proper training. Because none of their mechanics qualify, they couldn't service the car.

    Helderder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In addition, I allways dump my clutter before I bring my car in, but don't wash and vacuum it because they're providing this service

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I notice a filthy car interior and wonder what the house looks like!

    Ren Karlej
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to have wet and muddy boots in my car sometimes - I'd never wear them in my house!

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    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A hoarder type person brought their car in for service and they pulled up a garbage can and made them empty out their old fast food trash before anyone would even get in the car to tag it and move it. They actually cleaned their own car in the service lane. People are gross. I also got in a fight with same department because they brought my Detailer a car with puke in the drivers door and expected them to only be paid $50. Then they wouldn't call their customer to request more money because they thought it should be included in a detail. I was not the manager but they directed the woman's calls to me. I got fired not too long afterwards.

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, I wonder who is downvoting me for not wanting to make a man clean someone's vomit and entire car inside and out for $50 and risk my own job advocating for more money for them? I actually detailed cars so I know how bad they can be. But I worked for a guy who set prices depending on how bad the car was. Not flat rate. I also had a neighbor who was a hoarder that we tried to help with groceries and garbage. It is a sad story.

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    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has dealt with ants all summer long in their car…yes clean your car

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always kept my car clean but I drank coffee with sugar and cream in Floriduh with a car with no A/C. I got ants! It was horrible!

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    Pheebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck. Worked in a repair shop. Once had someone bring their car in with half a rotted birthday cake on the floor behind the driver’s seat. The whole car was nasty.

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to bug bomb a minivan twice because of cockroaches. Sorry to whoever bought that. Not my idea.

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    Mindy Keys
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is a mechanic and he tells me stories... The rubbish, rotten food, the stench, drugs... the best one was when he fired up the A/C and a rat jumped out. He caught it and tossed it outside. He has found nests of critters in trunks with all the trash (raccoons, squirrels, mice). He always moves the nest someplace safe. Between the filth and the plug-in air fresheners that nearly gas him to death, ugh. He said that people either keep their cars spotless inside or are rolling rubbish bins.

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be SO fired if I left this in customers cars

    Bama Belle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work at a car lot that finances, so we occasionally have to repossess vehicles. One repo looked like something you'd need a hazmat suit to clean. We took pictures and showed everyone we knew. It was trash, piled from the floorboard to the windows. There was a used tampon applicator thrown in the trunk, what looked like spilled, chocolate pudding in the glove compartment, crushed chips, just pure filth.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking a hoarding or other mental disorder, but still the results are awful for who has to deal with the mess.

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    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to have a lovely trip in the ambulance the other day, and my dad had to pick up my car. (No, I was not drinking.) The police officer asked my dad if I was homeless ;-;

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    A while ago, I had another chat about editing, proofreading, and kerning (it’s the spacing between letters, Pandas) via email with Lisa from the University of Kansas. 

    "Word placement, typeface, and kerning are crucial for effective, professional-looking logos and layouts. If it’s just a few words, all-caps is fine, but it’s harder for people to read longer blocks of text in all caps. It’s also harder for people to read italic or highly stylized type, or type along a curve instead of a line,” Lisa explained to Bored Panda.

    #16

    Found Some Paperless Towels At Walmart Today. What Will They Think Of Next?

    Found Some Paperless Towels At Walmart Today. What Will They Think Of Next?

    Hansen Murphy Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pay some serious cashless money for this..

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They obviously take great Pride in them! ;-)

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told you CEO's think we're Stupid!

    Melanee Upton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its working....because I have an unopened pack and did not read the label.

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    Nila Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are literally a thing. Paperless paper towels. I have a bunch on a roll with snaps! It isn’t stupid just cause you don’t know what it is 🤣

    Thundercuss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't "Paperless paper towels", though. It just says "Paperless Towels" but they're just towels.

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    HardTruths
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't trust the bright colours...

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember the cloth Curity diapers? They make great clean-up rags!

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    #17

    Please Don’t Follow Anybody Home

    Please Don’t Follow Anybody Home

    Shravan Sunil Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In depth instruction for perversion!

    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao this is in my country 😭😭

    Evy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this is in my city! Lol!

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    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your honor, in my defense the city told me to do this."

    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but...but...but my FREEDOM! you can't make me stop at a stop light any more than you can make me wear a mask! (Credit to Arnold for the brilliant comparison)

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I was going to be different and not stalk anyone today, but this sign makes a good point. I should definitely follow someone home.

    Isidien Gudmundsdottir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! A stalker's dream come true sign /sigh...

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great. Who is promoting stalking for people who need better glasses?

    Miss-Un-Derstood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody waiting for me at home, means I can drive like a demon.

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    #18

    This Was A Couple Years Ago...and I Know What They Meant But... Still

    This Was A Couple Years Ago...and I Know What They Meant But... Still

    Dave Brideau Report

    May
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they're honest about it, unlike some other denominations

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why shouldn't a church try to appeal to the consenting adult demographic?

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    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we love -hurting- people so much we have to give them the affliction so we can also offer the cure.

    Don Golosso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They love people who are hurting. Hurting because of whatever came on their paths in their lives.

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    DAISY
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand what they were trying to convey however they could have chosen better wordage!

    Isidien Gudmundsdottir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the conclusion you come to after reading some posted comments on websites, they're not wrong I think.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they should have said, “People WHO ARE hurting…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Lucy Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priest tested; God approved.

    Karen Scheltema
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the look on the guy's face. Maybe he was one of the people that the church "hurt"?

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    What’s more, Lisa noted that we should look at all the ways in which our words could be misread or read out of order if they’re circled or stacked on top of one another. Meanwhile, if the kerning happens to be too tight, some of the letters could merge into different symbols and result in some (hilariously) embarrassing misreadings.

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    One example of this is writing the word ‘FLICKERING’ in all caps. If the kerning is too tight, the ‘L’ and the ‘I’ merge into a ‘U’ and… well, it’s fairly obvious what happens, isn’t it?

    #19

    Just Press Three 333 Times

    Just Press Three 333 Times

    Nigel Champion Report

    HardTruths
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy! Press 3 three times in quick succession. Repeat two more times.

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's not an emergency you can use the 1 button.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a polite way to say 'You're screwed.'

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe 1 for police 2 for ambulence and 3 for fire?

    Ren Karlej
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what my ex-BT partner has just suggested. That or you automatically get through if you pick up the handset. Hmmm.... 🤔

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    Alditekim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amateur! You press the number 9 at the top. Just like in brain teaser games.

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you neither can call the devil.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what happens when you have only three fingers.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody couldn't count that high.

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    #20

    I Don’t Even Know

    I Don’t Even Know

    David Bjorklund Report

    Chris Wade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao I don't even get the joke or who that man is but it's so stupid it cracked me up hahaha

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, Ted Cruz - I don't think anyone would be surprised if there's a human eating alien under his skin suit. Would explain a lot actually.

    Tacos Are Tasty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fled Cruz eating kids is pretty accurate.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is a possibility. Ted Cruz stuffs both his feet in his mouth every time he opens it. There wouldn't be room for an entire child in there.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one implied he did it in one sitting. He kept him slowly roasting on a spit in his backyard while he fled the country during the Texas blackouts. The kid had a medical issue and was on Medicaid. Ted is now a hero among Republicans.

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    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you need to know is he’s a trumper.

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sick thing is I recognized him instantly, had a bit of gag reflex at the same time.

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is Ted Cruz - also known as what happens when there is no .lifeguard at the gene pool

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    #21

    Oh No

    Oh No

    Vivian Minus Report

    May
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they're also self aware

    Cheri Aline Sydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, May, the person seems to be going in circles... with a high degree of self-loathing???

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've gone to SpecSavers ;-)

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something I would've done, especially on those days when brain is optional.😆

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really do be like that sometimes

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    Lisa suggests running a spell-check to catch any typos. It’s a very obvious step, but not everyone does it. However, the tool isn’t omnipotent. “Spell-check won’t catch typos that result in a word that is still a word, just not the word you want,” she warned that you should still get someone else to proofread the text.

    #22

    Pfantastic Signage

    Pfantastic Signage

    Aaron Schiff Report

    Bama Belle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any Golden Girls fans here? This reminds me of the episode where the girls buy a coffin from a "Mr. Pfeiffer. It's pronounced Puh-Fyffer.". Later on, Sofia tells him, "How 'bout I give you a punch in the puh-face?!".

    Springy boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sofia is the best Golden Girls character ever!

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    Freelove
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is awesome! It doesn't belong on this post about stupid signs haha

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is smart. It gets people's attention, goes viral (free advertising) and it teaches people how to pronounce your company's name.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to go to design school, its pfabulous

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    #23

    Um... I Guess?

    Um... I Guess?

    Caleb Hilston Report

    Shazz Winchester
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bit mean! But they're not wrong

    Happi doggi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, don’t make me have an existential crisis.

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    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nowadays, I find it hard to disagree.

    Ellen Nemec
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is happening behind the sign?

    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, that escalated darkly

    Ahmad Suleiman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to see an antinatalist sign ❤️

    Alice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I buy this sign?? Are there t-shirts? Mugs?

    CorgiChameleon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We could start a business selling for on different products ( with the persons permission of course)

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    #24

    Whatever Gets Them In Therapy I Guess?

    Whatever Gets Them In Therapy I Guess?

    Robin Caligiure Report

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I briefly mistook “hippies” for “nipples”

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely like this sign.

    Kayla J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ManTherapy is a campaign to push men to seek professional mental health services and some of their commercials and ads are quite catchy and hopefully very successful

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so awesome :) There are some dudes in my family that I love dearly, it's so sad that they associate therapy with being immasculating.

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I checked out the website. It's all very silly, but really does address mental health for men.

    barbie hagen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I thought that was Ron Swanson

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true! I poked my man, he felt it, and he's not a hippie!

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That man looks unhappy that his secret just got out.

    Elwood Schwartz
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    "Hippies? Man, there haven't been any hippies for centuries." 😆

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh I beg to differ, my area of the world is full of hippies, bohemians and all sorts of characters and we love them all.

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    #25

    Is This The New Saying Now?? Mandela Effect?

    Is This The New Saying Now?? Mandela Effect?

    Taylor Mcclelland Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buckle up Butter cup does this sound familiar?

    Gail Morgan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Build me up buttercup by The Foundations, late 60's I think

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    Thyamath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Buckle it up, buckle it up, buckle it up or you'll die!!"

    Xan Maranya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butter cow, like the Indian dish butter chicken, but with more legs.

    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    State Fair season in the US right now, and every one of them has a “butter cow”, that is a sculpture of a cow crafted from some 500#’s of butter. (For real, look it up) So it is a play on “butter cup”, but seasonal and a bit of an inside joke.

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah.....I really think they meant "Buckle up buttercup"....lol..

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....because butter cows are taught never to get in cars....

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    Elwood Schwartz
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. The Mandela effect. You know, a thing that has nothing to do with this. Unless everyone remembers the butter cow dying years ago, but in reality, it is still alive.

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    Corbin Jernigan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I somehow managed to read it as buckle butter up cow

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    #26

    Do Not Teach Fish Man He Will Destroy Us All

    Do Not Teach Fish Man He Will Destroy Us All

    Hunter Kinder Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Measure once cut twic" sign is much funnier.

    Everything AGR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    give him a poisoned fish and he'll also eat for a lifetime

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the first one is actually quite good. The second one makes my brain hurt!

    Tom Hanlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teach a man to Yoda, you will not.

    Jennifer Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF????I'm laughing to hard I can't understand it

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    #27

    "We Gave It A Second Thought And Decided That You Guys Suck"

    "We Gave It A Second Thought And Decided That You Guys Suck"

    Rachel Mower Report

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best way to show you appreciate your customers is to stop burning their food.

    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was planning on going too.

    C W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww this is in my town. Not surprised 😂

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oregon weird humor for the win!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what changed their mind

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't even ask for discount card.

    Karla Nelsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is "BURNS" ... so there ya have it! ;)

    #28

    Spotted At A Local Dollar Tree A Few Years Ago

    Spotted At A Local Dollar Tree A Few Years Ago

    Kerri Kay Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But we shall leave them exposed and put a danger sign on them?

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well clearly the employee who put up the sign doesn't want to get hurt either. Minimum wage isn't enough to handle exploding lemon-lime twists.

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    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn Faygo! Juggalos everywhere revolt!

    shaneyah Crittendon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can't move them or else they will get hurt

    Alexei Arntzen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhhhh. I wonder if the recent heat waves cause problems like this. I'm just imagining grocery stores full of exploding sodas

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FAYGO is made for spraying on people

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    #29

    This Was In Front Of My Town Hall For A Couple Weeks Before Anyone Realized And It’s My Favorite Thing To Ever Happen Here

    This Was In Front Of My Town Hall For A Couple Weeks Before Anyone Realized And It’s My Favorite Thing To Ever Happen Here

    Ariel Sullivan Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know where you live but our summer is shitty!

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just sent this this to my friend.....whose name is Summer.....lol..

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My community went an entire holiday season with a light up nativity .. and two light up dolphins in the background

    Susie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I didn't know you had to sign up for that. To think I've been just doing it freelance all this time...

    Yugan Talovich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How poetic! And winter has the runs.

    Katchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George Beard and Harold Hutchins must live in that town.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes, I always loved the parts of those books where they'd rearrange signs! One I can think of off the top of my head is the one that was mostly about them in kindergarten - at one point, George took the letters "k" and "e" from a "Free brake inspection" sign (so it'd say "Free bra inspection"), and ended up getting the mechanic in charge of the shop in a lot of trouble.

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    Everything AGR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what was it supposed to say tho??? or am i missing something??

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flaming hot gas coming right up

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone went to the wrong appointment..

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    #30

    No Thanks

    No Thanks

    Kerri Saterfield Report

    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it at the entrance to a red state?

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free?? No one told me I could get covid for free!!

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You people pay for Covid?

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there's free COVID everywhere!

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness! I did not know where to find it.

    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you don't have to pay, that would be douchy

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! The banner in the background suggests it is in Ontario, California, home of a huge outlet store (Ontario Mills) and miles of strip malls, and yes, very conservative.

    CorgiChameleon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, always read the fine print. The paranoid print is unreliable.

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    #31

    Pennsylvania Department Of Transportation Trying To Be Relatable

    Pennsylvania Department Of Transportation Trying To Be Relatable

    Evan Waite Report

    the child
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pennsylvania Department of Transportation is down with the kids

    Rannveig Ess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a sign over the express way for half a day when we had such a horrible heat wave. Same emoticon, and it said "OMG I CANT EVEN....." Was nice to laugh

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the Pennsylvania DOT spend the money on full-color overhead LED signs? That seems really unnecessary when the messages are all (or should be) text.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just getting ready to put paid advertisements on them? :-(

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    autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my school district used this emoji in an instagram post announcing a no school day due to heat

    Pau Tea
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soon we will all communicate exclusively through emojis. Letters and written words will be antiquated. 😔🤯😩

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother is in love with emojis. I asked her who was playing the rugby match, she replied 🦃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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    Paul Z.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is rather cool 😎

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh is it? thanks for letting us know.

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    #32

    Typical Capitalism. Manufactured Scarcity

    Typical Capitalism. Manufactured Scarcity

    Miles Izzo Report

    Trillian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social distancing for insects also

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FFs, you could easily fit 12 ants in there.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign aside, that is some awesome accidental shadow art! I see a wolf head.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me it looks like a boa opening it's mouth with it's forked tongue out. I can also see wolf.

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    Everything AGR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me and my 11 ants are very upset about this

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Million Ants is disappointed.

    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come here for this comment, was not disappointed

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    Axolotl King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry billy, there's only 10 ants allowed, you're number 11" "You guys always hang out here and leave me out!! I'm starting to think you don't want to be friends with me ;-;"

    Aadya Sinha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    insects need social distancing too

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much sugar to attract ten ants? I'm curious.

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    #33

    Are You Speaking From Experience, Sir?

    Are You Speaking From Experience, Sir?

    Vera Bruursema Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what has it done to your brain my ball less man!

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, the vaccine would be REALLY popular with the transgender community if that were true!

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd give you ten upvotes if I could.

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    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like he had balls to begin with lmaooo

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Checks out his crotch* No, everything is still there.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A hopeless case for both proctology and virology

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In his case, one migrated to his head and took over his brain—-the big brain is now—-officially—-in the control of the little brain.

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been five months and not so far.TMI? Sorry.

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I got the vax and I just checked and I have no balls so he may be onto som- oh, hang on, I'm a lady person... never had any to begin with...JUST LIKE THIS CRETIN!

    Joanna c
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Phil from Amherst MA!!! On the back it says "if you have/ had any" 😂😂😂

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    #34

    We Don’t Pay A Living Wage, But Work Is Work Right. This Is A Circle K By The Way

    We Don’t Pay A Living Wage, But Work Is Work Right. This Is A Circle K By The Way

    Kevin Laviolette Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe try to find tall staff and then pay them a living wage you twits.

    nala simba
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit! I was gonna say that! "Get some tall staff!"

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is stupid- so is this Hire Taller Staff!

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah you’ll definitely get people flocking through the doors to work with that sign

    Ren Karlej
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you're desperate - at least there is someone there with a sense of humour!!

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    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We short people get blamed for everything

    Sandy Sunflower
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't pay your staff a decent wage, you shouldn't have a business.

    Sue Clifford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then everyone is out of work. Maybe they get stock options or other benefits that make up for the lower wages but just to pigeon hole everyone is not fair.

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    ThePracticalSarcastic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get it while you can...free money is about to stop. anything is better than nothing.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well change your hours then if that is the cause!

    More!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $10.17 an hour according to indeed.com. Should be illegal. 14 year olds get more than that in Australia and they don’t even have living expenses.

    Emily Fravel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a server, I was the tallest server working one day. I'm 5'3". I kept apologizing for being short-staffed.

    Faith Hurst
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one upside of this entire thing has been that people have started to realize they are worth the basic human right of a living wage. Don't go backwards people. Don't let their bad business model be your suffering.

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    #35

    Baa Baa Black.. Clam?

    Baa Baa Black.. Clam?

    Howard Davies Report

    Ren Karlej
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are chocolate. That is all that matters.

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    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO cares? I want a chocolate clammy!

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like Cookie Monster.

    Abby Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is the bakery I think it is, they are actually Cookie Monster cookies :D

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look more like chocolate Cookie Monster heads.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate - the great problem solver!

    Douglas Turner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of three things wrong with that sign...

    River Burrows
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    4 years ago

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    #36

    This Has Big "I Think Dogs Should Vote" Vibes

    This Has Big "I Think Dogs Should Vote" Vibes

    Jessica Kracoff Report

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If dogs could vote in America, we know who they *wouldn't* vote for.

    Ren Karlej
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any of the options as they all look bad? 🤔 The type of people who want to run countries are so often the types you don't want doing it as they're in it for the power, not the good of the people (no matter what they say). There are exceptions but not enough!

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    Raptor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a dog and my neighbourhood has a cat. The cat always puts my dog in her place and it's only five months old.

    Bill Wyrebek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbor jhas a dog too. The dog loves me. We play fetch and chase. Go for walks and he will come over and paw the door to come in and visit. He is my couch buddy. My neighbor feeds him, pays to groom him,picks up his poop and pays the vet bills. I could not own a dog, it would be like cheating on my neighbors dog.

    Billy Maguire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have two dogs - Na-na-na-na-na!

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs couldn’t possibly be worse at voting than some people.

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    #37

    No Touching Vaggies

    No Touching Vaggies

    Catherine Robertson Report

    Phoebe Carter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Working togeher" and "stay carlm"... who wrote this?

    Elwood Schwartz
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget: No touching "vaggies."

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    Papa Bonez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No touching "Vaggies" what kind sick twisted place is this?? You really shouldn't be touching that out in public.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this, Bill Cosby's welcome party?!

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely do NOT touch the Vaggies. lol

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'No touching Vaggies'??? WTF goes on in your public spaces America?

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the U.S. - we don't use metrics to measure distance. If this were a U.S. shop, it would have said "Keep 6' distance".

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live they recommend a 2m distance. 1.5 does not sound like enough.

    Anthony Mann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am always carlm and patient, thank you!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But w i l l i e s are okay?

    Tristan J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the year of social distancing dramatically affected spelling outcomes

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    #38

    When You Want To Insult The Customer But Have To Be Politically Correct

    When You Want To Insult The Customer But Have To Be Politically Correct

    Nicole Eckstrom Report

    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus

    Dave In MD
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has scanned a shopping club card where they set up their account with the name "cigarette". The store isn't calling someone that.

    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just missing a question mark. It's offering you one.

    Beezel Palomar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also am bad at haikus. Bottle.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot haiku. Syllables are hard to do. I think this is one.

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    Buttered_Crumpet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK, slang for cigarette is 'f*g'. We use that word all the time with zero offence taken :)

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For our friends across the pond: there's a slang word in (British) English that means both a cigarette (very common usage) and a man who is attracted to other men (more common in the US, but well-known in the UK too. Just to confuse things further, the full word of which the latter is abbreviation is actually either a bundle of twigs or a type of meatball; there have been a few British cafe owners complain to Facebook's American bot about removing their menus. And finally, the abbreviation is also used in school to describe a pupil who does menial jobs for senior boys.

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere, deep in an ATM programming facility, a failed haiku languishes. Sardine.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you smoke after shopping?" "I don't know; I've never looked."

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    #39

    Okay

    Okay

    Kate McKay Report

    I am a robot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish someone had told my ex girlfriend that!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what you want me to use the person for but if it will help, I'm game!

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don’t use people. It’s not nice!

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we waiting for people to be returned to the bench after use?

    Joanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The paint job is somehow satisfying

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ominous! Is the bench using people who sit on it - by eating them?

    Meami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Threesomes and orgies are NOT allowed!

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those reusable persons? Do I put back on bench after use?

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    #40

    Fish And Chizz??

    Fish And Chizz??

    Sam Doble Report

    Moannnaaaa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's supposed to be fizz, right?

    Andrea Heenk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's starting, cursive is becoming like a secret code

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    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only see fish and fizz. Is that not correct?

    Cheri Aline Sydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you're right... It is Fish & Fizz....it is referring to the fizz in the bottle of Prosecco that comes with the Fish....

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the unfortunate choice of font problem rears it’s ugly head again.

    Michael Goldsberry
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fish and fizz, modern education, can’t read cursive.

    Eucritta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read cursive just fine, and yes, this is a classic Palmer upper case F. It -still- looks like a J.

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't understand why this pic was in here until I read the comments. Do Americans not learn handwriting in school? Says "Fizz" as clear as anything.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I mix it with caviar, can I grow little fish babies in my stomach? And then birth them through... Ya know what, never mind.

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