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We love technology, we use it daily, and apparently, we can also laugh at it. The members of the subreddit r/softwaregore have been gathering the funniest software fails that have gone terribly wrong!

The group has been running since the 15th of January, 2013. Now over 1.9 million members are laughing at incidents from the weather toasting up to 1000 degrees to having -2 messages.

Whether you're a tech wizard seeking a good chuckle, or just a feed scroller, brace yourselves for a laughter-packed journey that will make you question the sanity of programmers.

#1

Now That's Just Hurtful

Now That's Just Hurtful

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From smartphones to smart homes, coding revolutionized the way we live, work, and connect with the world around us. What stands behind a good program is the development process.

It is usually a multi-nuanced one, but looks something like this: Selecting the methodology or the roadmap of the project, gathering the requirements needed, deciding how the software will operate, building the model, and constructing the code. Then comes the primary testing phase, which then leads to the fixing of any and all defects that come up. Once all that is done, the software is deployed and further upgraded following user demands. From that point on the software is maintained to sustain the highest quality.


#2

Do Negative Numbers Count?

Do Negative Numbers Count?

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Mav Mav
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's cool, I'll just live off my tips. there are tips, aren't there??

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Programming failure sounds funny enough, but what stands behind it? Surprisingly, 75% of developers feel that new software projects will fail in the initial stage. A report by Standish Group states that 49% of new cases fail, with 47% of them being challenged and only 4% successful. After all, who stands behind the screen is just a human: “To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.” – Paul Ehrlich.

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Interesting Trip To Work Today

Interesting Trip To Work Today

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No need to remind me; this is one thing I'm already on top of.

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#5

Quite A Nice Run I Had This Evening

Quite A Nice Run I Had This Evening

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Surely, you’ve seen funny software fails on Reddit, but here we have some of the most famous and costly software disasters of all time. 

Burning Mars Climate Orbiter. In 1998, NASA launched a $125 million robotic space probe to monitor the Martian atmosphere, climate, and surface. After 286 days, it went into orbital insertion, and communication with the spacecraft was lost. The navigation pushed the orbiter too close to the Mars atmosphere where it burned and broke into pieces. 


#8

My B.m.i Is Apparently Infinite

My B.m.i Is Apparently Infinite

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#9

My Sim Slept While Carrying A Plate

My Sim Slept While Carrying A Plate

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bennu
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Sims turn into God awful spaghetti monster things with monstrously long fingers and a mangled near unrecognizable spine.

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Another software fail happened when hundreds of cancer patients got exposed to massive radiation doses. Since 2000, many hospitals across the USA used the Therac-25 medical radiation therapy device to treat people suffering from cancer. However, due to the incorrect input of radiation dosage data into the software, patients received radiation doses up to 100 times higher than the intended amount. Tragically, this error led to the loss of 10 lives and caused severe injuries to more than 20 people.

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#10

Yes You Are Train! Yes You Are

Yes You Are Train! Yes You Are

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#11

I'm Pretty Sure That Lakes Aren't Supposed To Be Like That

I'm Pretty Sure That Lakes Aren't Supposed To Be Like That

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David Paterson
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When satellites take ground altitude measurements using binocular optical instruments (as opposed to radar), it fails for lakes and snowfields.

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World War III almost happened because of a software fail. As frightening as it sounds, in 1983, the Soviets believed that American missiles were attacking them. Their systems misinterpreted sunlight reflections off the tops of clouds as missile launches. Fortunately, later an officer of the Soviet Air Defense Forces identified the error and proclaimed it a false alarm.  

#13

No, I Don't Think That's A Jam Bun

No, I Don't Think That's A Jam Bun

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

App: Hey we're just sayin', if s**t hits the fan you know exactly how much energy they'll give.

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#14

Iphoneos Subtly Trying To Tell You Your Sleep Schedule Is F**ked Up

Iphoneos Subtly Trying To Tell You Your Sleep Schedule Is F**ked Up

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Even buildings collapse because of software failures. In 1978, Hartford Civic Center Coliseum crumbled from the weight of snow, costing $70 million + $20 million in damage to the local economy. The CAD programmer made a mistake in the design of the coliseum by incorrectly assuming that the roof supports would only experience pure compression. Additionally, the computer model indicated that all the top chords received lateral bracing, but only the interior frame met the criteria.

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#16

I'm Really Alerted After This

I'm Really Alerted After This

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Tuesday's child
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All I can read is "stay off beaches" and "Bay of civil defense:

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Sturgeon
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"People MUST stay out of the water (sea, rivers and estuaries). STAY OFF beaches and shore areas. There's a danger to swimmers, surfers, people fishing, small boats and anyone in our near the water close to shore. For further information listen to the radio/tv or visit the Bay of Plenty Civil Defence Facebook page."

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Robert T
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It might as well just say "oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t!"

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Plebbit
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha! Just under the big "STAY OFF", It looks like it says "There's a BEE"

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strawberry.panda
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9 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Says something along the lines of “Surges at the shore, People MUST stay out of the water (sea rivers and estuaries), STAY OFF beaches and shores a rease, Theres a danger to swimmers surfers people fishing small boats, and anyone in or near the water close to the shore. For further information listen to the radio/tv or visit or Bay of Plenty Civil Defense Facebook page. Issued by Bay of Plenty Civil Defence on 13:30 05/03/2021”

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8 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the words, and I just realised these are keep being copied thats why there are so many words. "SURGES AT THE SHORE. People MUST stay out of the water (sea, rivers and estuaries) STAY OFF beaches and shore areas. There's a dange to swimmers, surfers, people fishing in small boats and anyone in or near the water close to shore. For further information listen to the radio/tv or visit Bay of Plenty Civil Defence Facebook page. Issud by Bay of Plenty Civil Defence on 13:30 05/03/2021"

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Matt
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something about surges at the shore and people staying out of the water dangers to swimmers surfers people fishing in small boats or near water or close to shore for more info listen to radio t.v. or website or bay of plenty civil defense Facebook page

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Melissa Dowling
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Storm surges, water, sea, rivers, & estuaries, stay off beaches & shore areas, there's a danger to swimmers, surfers, people fishing, small boats & anyone near the water close to the shore. For further information listen to the radio, tv, or visit bay of plenty civil defence Facebook page. issued by bay of plenty civil defence. That's all I could get.

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Baali Venomax
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can actually read that but then I tend to be able to read those weird puzzles on FB too.

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Lindsay Harless
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“People MUST stay out of the water (sea, rivers estuaries). STAY OFF beaches and shore areas. There’s a danger to swimmers, surfers, people fishing, small boats and anyone near the water close to shore. For further information, listen to the radio/tv or visit Bay of Plenty Civil Defence Facebook page. Issued by Bay of Plenty Civil Defence on 13:30 05/03/2021” boom 😄

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Kat Lyle
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can read more of that than I probably should by treating it like one of those hologram pictures.

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OnlyMe
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah Bay of Plenty. Yes that would be Tauranga not taking tsunamis seriously again.

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Norah
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Upvote this so my friend Astrid knows I’m on bored panda now

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Deth Invictus
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can read the actual message but the top line or lines is missing. From what I read it is a storm surge warning.

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Kristie Jones
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For further information listen to the radio … Bay of Plenty … Civil Defence Facebook Page … Dave, you’re hurting me … Dave …

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maddie
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this means you get out your supplies for the apocalypse and head to your bunker

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Chris Ramage
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes,I got the same message.thst was for tsunami warnings last year

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Duolingobird
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Facebook page (for anyone wondering where it’s in the bottom left*

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P.C.
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must save this to examine for 1am. There’s so much to unpack here

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CalamityOne
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We're sorry, but the C'thulu you're trying to reach has awakened, and is heading your way.

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K_Tx
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Storm surges. Sty away from and out of the water.

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Lilla Michella
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Water close to shore" "Bay of Plenty Civil Defence" "Facebook päge"... Bloody Scandinavian hackers again!

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Hugh Walter
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Strong unusuall surges at the shore. People MUST stay out of the water (sea, rivers and esturies). STAY OFF beaches and shore areas. There is a danger to swimmers, surfers, people fishing in small boats and anyone in or near the water close to shore. For further information listen to the radio / tv or visit Bay of Plenty Civil Defence Facebook page. Issued by Bay of Plenty Civil Defence on 13:30 05/03/2021

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Surges at the shore. People must stay out of water, sea and rivers. Stay off beaches and shore areas. There is a danger to swimmers and surfers, people fishing in small boats and anyone near the water close to shore. For further information listen to radio, tv or visit Bay of Plenty Civil Defense.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

surges on the shore, stay off beaches people must stay out of the water

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#18

Half Life Corrupted My Screenshot And Created Some Metal Album Cover Material

Half Life Corrupted My Screenshot And Created Some Metal Album Cover Material

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As we gaze into the future, a few upcoming trends are likely to happen in software development. 

Artificial intelligence has been a hot topic for some time now. We can expect it to be more common in software development, like creating better applications and helping with data analysis and forecasting.

Another interesting future trend will be the 'Internet of things'. This basically means a network of 'things' - connecting everything by exchanging sensor data between them. Examples could be: smartphones, cars, household appliances, and industrial machinery. 

Finally, Virtual reality. It is already being used in gaming, education, and entertainment. In the future, we can also expect this technology to become more common in software development. It will help simulate environments and test products in real time.


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Failed Successfully

Failed Successfully

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember when I was a kid my drama teacher told me if I ever messed up on stage I should still "fail fantastically".

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As amusing as r/softwaregore is, the subreddit serves as a reminder of all the challenges developers face, and if anything, it makes us appreciate them even more. Software is both: or friend and an enemy, the coding just decide us think which is which.

#23

Damn Forgot To Update My Graphics Card Driver For The Last 78 Years My Bad

Damn Forgot To Update My Graphics Card Driver For The Last 78 Years My Bad

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#26

The Emoji Looks As Confused As I Am

The Emoji Looks As Confused As I Am

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#28

Memojis Be Like…

Memojis Be Like…

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#29

My Pizza Is Coming From Another Continent Lmao

My Pizza Is Coming From Another Continent Lmao

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#32

My Package Had A Meltdown

My Package Had A Meltdown

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#33

Travel Method Saves Time As Well!

Travel Method Saves Time As Well!

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#34

My PC Started Crashing All Around And My Mouse Cursor Started Duplicating So I Drew A House With It

My PC Started Crashing All Around And My Mouse Cursor Started Duplicating So I Drew A House With It

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It gives 8th grade continuous line drawing art project (in the best way possible, of course :))

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#35

This Is My Clock Now

This Is My Clock Now

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#40

Well... Kudos To The Devs !!!

Well... Kudos To The Devs !!!

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#41

Guess That’s A Good Error Code Uplay

Guess That’s A Good Error Code Uplay

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#44

Just My Casual Morning Run

Just My Casual Morning Run

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#45

Yes, I Got Successfully $0

Yes, I Got Successfully $0

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#46

My Phone Thinks It's Running On Nothing But Storage

My Phone Thinks It's Running On Nothing But Storage

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#48

I Think Windows 11 Is Trying To Say Teams Is Running

I Think Windows 11 Is Trying To Say Teams Is Running

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#50

iOS Is Making One Of My Memojis Do Blackface

iOS Is Making One Of My Memojis Do Blackface

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