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We love technology, we use it daily, and apparently, we can also laugh at it. The members of the subreddit r/softwaregore have been gathering the funniest software fails that have gone terribly wrong!

The group has been running since the 15th of January, 2013. Now over 1.9 million members are laughing at incidents from the weather toasting up to 1000 degrees to having -2 messages.

Whether you're a tech wizard seeking a good chuckle, or just a feed scroller, brace yourselves for a laughter-packed journey that will make you question the sanity of programmers.

#1

Now That's Just Hurtful

Now That's Just Hurtful

CapnSurvivalist Report

Soph the Loaf
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, just like my teachers predicted!

Black Rabbit
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

New gender unlocked: 1x38B

David Henry
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Something went wrong" Me: We just refer to it as my birthday, f**k off!

K- THULU
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How'd they get my test results?

Cooking Panda
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well..i know this even without the test

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From smartphones to smart homes, coding revolutionized the way we live, work, and connect with the world around us. What stands behind a good program is the development process.

It is usually a multi-nuanced one, but looks something like this: Selecting the methodology or the roadmap of the project, gathering the requirements needed, deciding how the software will operate, building the model, and constructing the code. Then comes the primary testing phase, which then leads to the fixing of any and all defects that come up. Once all that is done, the software is deployed and further upgraded following user demands. From that point on the software is maintained to sustain the highest quality.


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    #2

    Do Negative Numbers Count?

    Do Negative Numbers Count?

    TheLastConqueror Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's cool, I'll just live off my tips. there are tips, aren't there??

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure! But unfortunately they cannot be greater than 0 either :(

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    Adam Strzyżewski
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this one actually kinda makes sense. They are asking about a range, a range would be X-2X for example, and that would mathematically denote less than zero, for example 50k - 55k= -5k. It sure is a weird way to phrase it :p

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't think of that possibility, I was just thinking the front end person got their mixed up

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    cyberbird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its getting expensive to find a job.

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really irked me that this was a required question when I was filling out an application because they didn't specify if they wanted my 9 months or annual expectation (educator). I felt damned if you do, damned if you don't on answering it

    David Henry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Employer entitlement has now hit "you should pay US to work here!" levels of audacity.

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Internship. We'll pay you in experience!

    Joshua Seaman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a range. A range would be 75000-85000, and in this case with treating the range as a mathematic subtraction, the result would be -10000.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick guess - the coders found a bodge to be able to check valid ranges where the entry is expected to be of the form {lower} - {higher} - EG: 45000-75000, treat that as a math formula and a negative value would be expected.

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    #3

    Having An Existential Crisis Over Here

    Having An Existential Crisis Over Here

    Schihl Report

    Pride Bean️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, how do they know I'm a watermelon?

    Miocha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, basically we're pandas

    sbj
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a robot

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    Programming failure sounds funny enough, but what stands behind it? Surprisingly, 75% of developers feel that new software projects will fail in the initial stage. A report by Standish Group states that 49% of new cases fail, with 47% of them being challenged and only 4% successful. After all, who stands behind the screen is just a human: “To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.” – Paul Ehrlich.

    #4

    Interesting Trip To Work Today

    Interesting Trip To Work Today

    Im_Isaac Report

    David Henry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to remind me; this is one thing I'm already on top of.

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the anxiety bus loading. Gotta transfer to the indifference bus to get to work.

    David H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume this is for the Suffern, NY stop on either Metro North or NJ Transit?

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    obviously the work commute

    Shadow Caster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a fail, it's deliberate

    Jonny Dio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the only two things granted in life (the other one is to die).

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehe, like my old village, Lid, that means "suffer" in Swedish 😄

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The daily reminder I didn't need.

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    #5

    Quite A Nice Run I Had This Evening

    Quite A Nice Run I Had This Evening

    Txy_ Report

    PickledZucchini11
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He hacked the walking on water trick!

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Dash did it first, in The Incredibles. (Maybe this is his alias.)

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    Soph the Loaf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, a fellow running enthusiast! I, too enjoy popping out for a relaxing 308,569.20 mile run after work. Just a great way to decompress :)

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, just remember to run in the direction of earth's rotation we don't want any time reverse

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    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus would be proud of this one :)

    David Henry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I like long walks on the beach, live theater, and exploring dimensional tears.

    Maryanna Baldridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impressive. Why did you decide to turn around mid ocean? Several times? Just curious.

    Liz Siemens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that his pace was 0s/m. Lol

    He's a nut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Around the world in 8 minutes

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christopher’s training to be the new Santa

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    #6

    Female Gender Is Invalid

    Female Gender Is Invalid

    TiredForEternity Report

    OmMi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They want everyone to identify as male.

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    Nicole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The not so distant future...

    J Adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this one has been manipulated, the person most likely didn’t click either option and hit the submit button causing the error message to display, then they clicked the female option highlighting it, the error message would still display until the submit button is pressed again

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wonder who built this one?

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    Surely, you’ve seen funny software fails on Reddit, but here we have some of the most famous and costly software disasters of all time. 

    Burning Mars Climate Orbiter. In 1998, NASA launched a $125 million robotic space probe to monitor the Martian atmosphere, climate, and surface. After 286 days, it went into orbital insertion, and communication with the spacecraft was lost. The navigation pushed the orbiter too close to the Mars atmosphere where it burned and broke into pieces. 


    #7

    Speechn’t

    Speechn’t

    Despair_Hope_11037 Report

    Fizzer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooln't grammarn't

    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when your programmers go to school in Florida.

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are assuming they have schools in Florida...think DeDumbis got rid of them all...

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    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's pretty inconcisenes

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English mthrfckr, speakn`t you it?

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    #8

    My B.m.i Is Apparently Infinite

    My B.m.i Is Apparently Infinite

    _CxxcT_GD_ Report

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations! You are now the proud parent of a black hole!

    David Henry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, "to infinity...and beyond" is just how Buzz says he wants to go to a buffet.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think mom is going to have delivery issues.

    Kitty1019
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. Must be the U.S. (I'm from there, so....)

    Jane Cortez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I wish, wish that this archaic method would not be used. Better to gauge the level of fitness, blood panel results, lifestyle, overall health!

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    #9

    My Sim Slept While Carrying A Plate

    My Sim Slept While Carrying A Plate

    Autisticgirl12 Report

    bennu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Sims turn into God awful spaghetti monster things with monstrously long fingers and a mangled near unrecognizable spine.

    LokiHyena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you glitch the game out that bad?

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    Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhhh. If you wake him up, he'll drop his emotional support plate.

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sims 4 has so many bugs that they're practically features lol

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goat Simulator has nothing on The Sims.

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    Another software fail happened when hundreds of cancer patients got exposed to massive radiation doses. Since 2000, many hospitals across the USA used the Therac-25 medical radiation therapy device to treat people suffering from cancer. However, due to the incorrect input of radiation dosage data into the software, patients received radiation doses up to 100 times higher than the intended amount. Tragically, this error led to the loss of 10 lives and caused severe injuries to more than 20 people.

    #10

    Yes You Are Train! Yes You Are

    Yes You Are Train! Yes You Are

    halfpas22 Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you study hard and work even harder, maybe one day you'll become a croquembouche.

    jiajun xiao
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Beijing metro lines combined look like a pie with hairs

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So from now on, the Piccadilly Line is now the Pie Line.

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    #11

    I'm Pretty Sure That Lakes Aren't Supposed To Be Like That

    I'm Pretty Sure That Lakes Aren't Supposed To Be Like That

    JustMyBanana Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When satellites take ground altitude measurements using binocular optical instruments (as opposed to radar), it fails for lakes and snowfields.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the two warring kings getting a wish each. The first king wishes for an impenetrable wall around his kingdom so the enemy can't breach it. The second king's wish? "Fill it with water".

    Fizzer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nature's swimming pool! (elevated version)

    Kazaretski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i lowkey want this to be real so i can go there

    Bisha Moten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flight Sim 2022. They use satellite data to replicate the real world. Problem is, as another user noted, when you use a sat to take ground altitude measurements with any method other than radar, the system fails. This is an example of that kind of fail.

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    Jrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flight Sim 2022. At launch there were some glitches with height values in maps, such as mm converted to inches, data from datasets zeroed to different baselines, data from unreliable sources etc

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    The Shadow of Darbows
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No guys its just a hole to the void (someone got creative mode)

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    #12

    It Seems Like He’s Suffering From Something Called “Life”

    It Seems Like He’s Suffering From Something Called “Life”

    cxndycake Report

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The system has determined your time is up. Please report to the nearest disposal facility.

    Mylittlecorgi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Remain vigilant." If that worked, it would make the best story EV-AH. So vigilant I shall remain!

    French panda says ur worth it
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, life does have a 100% fatality rate 🤷🏼‍♀️

    Busybee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life, the most horrible fate

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the doctor - if your problem is that your heart shouldn't be beating, consult the mortician.

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    World War III almost happened because of a software fail. As frightening as it sounds, in 1983, the Soviets believed that American missiles were attacking them. Their systems misinterpreted sunlight reflections off the tops of clouds as missile launches. Fortunately, later an officer of the Soviet Air Defense Forces identified the error and proclaimed it a false alarm.  

    #13

    No, I Don't Think That's A Jam Bun

    No, I Don't Think That's A Jam Bun

    Newmaker_Sei_Zen Report

    David Henry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    App: Hey we're just sayin', if s**t hits the fan you know exactly how much energy they'll give.

    El Jay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I got me a Giant Pyrenees. Today he's a pet. In the event of apocalypse, he gets reassigned to livestock.

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    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Google translate, the dog is identified as "bread with jam"

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google Translate is not very good at Japanese. The original poster was correct; it says “jam bun”.

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    Bi Emo 007 (he/him) ️‍🇨🇦🇺🇦️🇯🇵
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, a cashew is 9 kcal? A single cashew? I need to stop eating entire bags of cashews in one sitting…

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly think I’ve convinced myself that I don’t like cashews (because of their high fat content). And that’s just sad.

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can either eat the dog or have 36 cashews.

    bennu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog can be a jam bun if he wants to. I’m not judging

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes the translation says Jam bread. It thinks the dog is the said jam bread

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    #14

    Iphoneos Subtly Trying To Tell You Your Sleep Schedule Is F**ked Up

    Iphoneos Subtly Trying To Tell You Your Sleep Schedule Is F**ked Up

    ioslove14 Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passive aggressive tone. Well done you little *bleep*

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t take that sassy tone with me, Health app!

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, the very idea of having my phone track my sleep is insane. We have a teething baby in the house. It would be just another thing to get stressed about!

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when I used a FitBit, it gave me all sorts of crazy sleep measurements and then chided me for going over or under the sleep goal.

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    #15

    Ah Yes, I Agree Bread Kinda Is That

    Ah Yes, I Agree Bread Kinda Is That

    TransportationBrave7 Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, police? There are people breading everywhere here, please send back-up

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some algorythms look for those weird characters, because that's how spammers try to get past blacklist words

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda editors no doubt will be adding this to their forbidden words list, along with the poor old chess piece (p.a.w.n)

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spread some butter on it..slowly...slower!

    David Henry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meta could f**k up a wet dream, I swear.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove your crust slowly.

    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How on earth did that get past the BP censor? Shocking!

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    Even buildings collapse because of software failures. In 1978, Hartford Civic Center Coliseum crumbled from the weight of snow, costing $70 million + $20 million in damage to the local economy. The CAD programmer made a mistake in the design of the coliseum by incorrectly assuming that the roof supports would only experience pure compression. Additionally, the computer model indicated that all the top chords received lateral bracing, but only the interior frame met the criteria.

    #16

    I'm Really Alerted After This

    I'm Really Alerted After This

    Carliin1 Report

    Tuesday's child
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can read is "stay off beaches" and "Bay of civil defense:

    Ria Harding
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tsunami warning from Bay of Plenty in New Zealand. Where I live :)

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    Sturgeon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "People MUST stay out of the water (sea, rivers and estuaries). STAY OFF beaches and shore areas. There's a danger to swimmers, surfers, people fishing, small boats and anyone in our near the water close to shore. For further information listen to the radio/tv or visit the Bay of Plenty Civil Defence Facebook page."

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might as well just say "oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t!"

    Plebbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! Just under the big "STAY OFF", It looks like it says "There's a BEE"

    strawberry.panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says something along the lines of “Surges at the shore, People MUST stay out of the water (sea rivers and estuaries), STAY OFF beaches and shores a rease, Theres a danger to swimmers surfers people fishing small boats, and anyone in or near the water close to the shore. For further information listen to the radio/tv or visit or Bay of Plenty Civil Defense Facebook page. Issued by Bay of Plenty Civil Defence on 13:30 05/03/2021”

    Black Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah..won’t be going near the beaches now.

    PickledZucchini11
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STAY OFF beaches...for further information...Facebook page

    Corlissa
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the words, and I just realised these are keep being copied thats why there are so many words. "SURGES AT THE SHORE. People MUST stay out of the water (sea, rivers and estuaries) STAY OFF beaches and shore areas. There's a dange to swimmers, surfers, people fishing in small boats and anyone in or near the water close to shore. For further information listen to the radio/tv or visit Bay of Plenty Civil Defence Facebook page. Issud by Bay of Plenty Civil Defence on 13:30 05/03/2021"

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    #17

    ":/" In "Http://" Got Replaced With A Smiley

    ":/" In "Http://" Got Replaced With A Smiley

    Koulatko Report

    David Henry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Connection timed out: Internet is feeling blah."

    Tuesday's child
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I like this better!! 🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the matrix has been hacked!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't escape the URL before running the smiley replacements.

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never seen that before. What are you typing on?

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it asking if you REALLY need to go to that porn site?

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    #18

    Half Life Corrupted My Screenshot And Created Some Metal Album Cover Material

    Half Life Corrupted My Screenshot And Created Some Metal Album Cover Material

    screm404 Report

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What Frodo's dreams looked like towards the end.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, that's no glitch....it's just the Eye of Sauron. Completely NOTHING to worry about. Nope. Not a thing. (psst....RUN!!)

    Tacokapi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just Sauron's new album

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    As we gaze into the future, a few upcoming trends are likely to happen in software development. 

    Artificial intelligence has been a hot topic for some time now. We can expect it to be more common in software development, like creating better applications and helping with data analysis and forecasting.

    Another interesting future trend will be the 'Internet of things'. This basically means a network of 'things' - connecting everything by exchanging sensor data between them. Examples could be: smartphones, cars, household appliances, and industrial machinery. 

    Finally, Virtual reality. It is already being used in gaming, education, and entertainment. In the future, we can also expect this technology to become more common in software development. It will help simulate environments and test products in real time.


    #19

    Alternate Route

    Alternate Route

    Pionnier021 Report

    Lace Neil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite Google maps mistake is asking how to get to Calais and Google maps suggesting that I swim the English channel.

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google maps once sent me literally to the middle of a cow pasture. You have arrived at your destination!

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    Jessica Woollcombe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse, back in the day Mapquest would divert you by McDonald's so much so that a friend asked it for direction to her best friend's place down the street. Mapquest told her to go the opposite direction from her friends place until the stop sign, turn left, go party McDonald's, turn left, and finally turn left. Talk about corporate sponsorship.

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a love-hate relationship with Google Maps. I need it, because I'm useless at orientation, but at the same time I live in a mostly rural area where the maps are not good, so Google gets lost sometimes and it's really frustrating. I can get lost by myself without the help of technology, thank you very much Google!

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take Google Maps over TomTom though (which isn't saying much). Years ago on a contractor job in southern California, TomTom was on a roll. It had this tendency for it's directional cursor to spin and need to recalibrate at freeway interchanges...as you're approaching at freeway speeds. Did that four times in downtown Los Angeles. Then it gave directions basically to drive down a non-existent street through a grocery store. Fun times!

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    Joshua Stovall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google maps once told me to do a u-turn on I-5 in Tacoma, WA, because I had missed my turn off the 8 lane concrete barrier divided highway.

    K_Tx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Google Maps spent a little too much time (and money) at The Drunken Clam.

    Mike T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half of my directions are just for getting out of my own neighborhood.

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Maps knows there's a cute dog there to pet

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Option if you are way earlier for your proctology appointment

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    #20

    Failed Successfully

    Failed Successfully

    BloeckchenDev Report

    Tuesday's child
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I was a kid my drama teacher told me if I ever messed up on stage I should still "fail fantastically".

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's great advice for life in general.

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    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and make you verify your failure by clicking "ok". Freaking demeaning

    Frank Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, so one really can 'win for losing'...

    Skim Beebles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like me playing Dark Souls games.

    Jane Cortez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! Putting a positive flourish in unintended, experimental ‘improv’ ;)

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    #21

    Awfully Specific

    Awfully Specific

    GenderfluidEllie Report

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like the Pi of temperatures

    The Jokester (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I see a lot of numbers I immediately sing "THIS IS PI, FOLLOWED BY"

    RayRayBean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971 (I did that from memory isn't that fancy)

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    As amusing as r/softwaregore is, the subreddit serves as a reminder of all the challenges developers face, and if anything, it makes us appreciate them even more. Software is both: or friend and an enemy, the coding just decide us think which is which.

    #22

    2020 Didn't End In Romania

    2020 Didn't End In Romania

    reddit.com Report

    BM Khalid Hasan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that day, that's when I became a rich billionaire.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you want to extend 2020 Romania??? You should have extended 2019 and somehow found a way to skip over the day that covid started

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually COVID started in 2019 •-• 2020 is just the year it really came down, and we had locks downs or whatever

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    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some people just can't let go

    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until Septober....

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Romania, 2020 was (is?) literally the worst

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Romania. Are they still stuck there?

    the gay boogeyman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was so confused as to what was wrong with it until i looked at the comments- god why am i so dumb?

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    #23

    Damn Forgot To Update My Graphics Card Driver For The Last 78 Years My Bad

    Damn Forgot To Update My Graphics Card Driver For The Last 78 Years My Bad

    BusinessMonkee Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    technology sure evolves slowly

    Stephen Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Graphic drivers in 1945! so it's true the government did keep computers away from the public for many years.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to pull out the punch cards, hopefully they are still in order.

    Ouzodaki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the older drivers are more stable. I shouldn’t bother to update. Not yet.

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    #24

    This Planetarium's Computer Crashed

    This Planetarium's Computer Crashed

    Corporal98 Report

    Cassie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue firmament of death.

    Samsquatch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew it! I knew it was a simulation! /hj

    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not saying it's aliens, but...

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, it’s aliens. For sure

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's what the computer sees when it looks into the infinite beyond

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why, but I wish I could see that. It would look as if the universe crashed!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your blue sky thinking has crashed.

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    #25

    Ah Yes, A Blue Box

    Ah Yes, A Blue Box

    FrostyWasStolen Report

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “…and that’s the last time I ran errands for a color blind gorilla on meth.”

    Tiggy Darling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a blue house with a blue window. Blue is the colour of all that I wear. Blue are the streets and all the trees are too. I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.

    Tiki Stanford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm blue I believed I would die I believed I would die and I believed I would die... ( I know those aren't the actual lyrics, but I've always liked mine better. Mine make way more sense than badoo dabba dee or whatever)

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    Tuesday's child
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I play animal crossing (new horizons) and I can definitely say that villagers will say some interesting things

    Black Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m blue, da ba dee da ba die…

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    #26

    The Emoji Looks As Confused As I Am

    The Emoji Looks As Confused As I Am

    cassert24 Report

    David Henry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 you might as well be walkin' on the sun 🎶

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With -10000 it doesn't really matter if it is K, C or F.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it hot or cold out? Yes.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh my friend with the real face is going to die today. So sad too bad"

    D@lia_Din0
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's the weather? *sees this* ah, chilly. might have to wear a coat.

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    #27

    Just... Don't Go There

    Just... Don't Go There

    theflavienb28 Report

    Wolfy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too curious sorry... Wheeeeeee ! *Jumping*

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    Zoe DiAnni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what I imagine the end of the flat earth looks like

    Watermeloncat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, in minecraft with low internet…

    Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this where we shove (and let me know if I miss anything): Racists Abusers (of all kinds) Homophobes Transphobes Anti-vaxxers Flat earthers Supporters of certain politicians Putin ... I feel like I'm missing a few.

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the hole that takes you to 10,000 BC?

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    #28

    Memojis Be Like…

    Memojis Be Like…

    gregthegollum Report

    Kai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no this happened to me too 😭it was so scary

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know how .-. I wanna try it

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    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your sleep paralysis demon as a memoji

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine does that 😭

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    #29

    My Pizza Is Coming From Another Continent Lmao

    My Pizza Is Coming From Another Continent Lmao

    SupBoiiiiiii_123 Report

    *Confused Screaming*
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course BP censors the freaking country name 🤦‍♀️

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they still guarantee freshness though

    Tuesday's child
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the pizza is not only coming from a different continent but it will also be traveling all around the globe

    Spanish Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOO THEY CENSORED NİGER

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being that delivery driver. Better be one h*ll of a tip.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should probably start it a little sooner.

    Randi (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the name of a country censored?

    Sponge Blob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's close to a slur word and that would drive away the advertisers. Welcome to nonsense.

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FOR FECKS SAKE BP ITS THE NAME OF A GOD DAMN COUNTRY.

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they're going the long way too

    Person
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    N I G E R is a county bp 0.o

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    #30

    I Wonder What Whould Happen

    I Wonder What Whould Happen

    existuoju Report

    Tuesday's child
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pick cow evolution 🐄🐄🐄

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cows are taking. over. Code Moo brother. Code Moo.

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    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where's my chicken revolution browser?

    maddie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you use when your in a moood

    Watermeloncat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you pick cow evolution, the cows will evolve and take over. Don’t click it 😱

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    #31

    Ahh Yes 24/7

    Ahh Yes 24/7

    bingbongeee Report

    Lollipop Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On my way to beating that time!! 💪💪

    ThatOnePortobelloMushroom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think that's bad? I averaged 27 hours of screen time a day!!

    The Jokester (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OHHHHHHHHHH. It's all used watching the Colleen Ballinger apology just to wrap their mind around it.

    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could've been worse. It could've said 25 hours like other fails here.

    Janet McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're quite the overachiever, aren't you?

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What freaks me out is the word averaged. I would like a day-to-day count to see which days I used more than 24 hours.

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    #32

    My Package Had A Meltdown

    My Package Had A Meltdown

    JJBA_Is_best_anime Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine getting packages the day before you think to order them!

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually with the way Amazon is effing up deliveries in my area lately, it's probably shipped 23 April 2023, estimated delivery 22 April 2024

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't say which year. I had a package delivered from the USA to Australia that arrived more slowly than my ancestors did back in the year 1854.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had one in the US show up from China after a six week pleasure cruise across the Pacific. A ten day estimate of course.

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    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it’s shipping from just across the international date line

    Cassie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you order a neutrino?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can happen if your shipment crosses the international date line. More likely the bit that updates the estimated delivery fell over.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday Mail: for when you need it there before you send it!

    Matthew Walton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your order will be sent back in time so you'll have it yesterday.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And create a rift in the space/time continuum by forgetting to actually order the package you’ve already received

    Angela C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it being shipped in a DeLorean?

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    #33

    Travel Method Saves Time As Well!

    Travel Method Saves Time As Well!

    reddit.com Report

    THE DERP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *queue pirates of the Caribbean*

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate being this person… cue. A queue is a line.

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pool hopping to the dollarstore, nice.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe back from the dollar store after having purchased a bunch of pool noodles

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    Catherine Maven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sail away, sail away, sail away ...

    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sailing to Dollar General, need anything?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶We are sailing, stormy waters, to dollar gen-eral, to be cheap🎶

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wind is perfect. The water, however... Well, the water is non-existent.

    Jackson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But my weather app predicts heavy flooding.

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    Val!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a TRUE sailor if you sail to work everyday

    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, we'd be alright if the wind was in our sails Oh, we'd be alright if the wind was in our sails Oh, we'd be alright if the wind was in our sails And we'll all hang on behind

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    #34

    My PC Started Crashing All Around And My Mouse Cursor Started Duplicating So I Drew A House With It

    My PC Started Crashing All Around And My Mouse Cursor Started Duplicating So I Drew A House With It

    Carbunclecatt Report

    PickledZucchini11
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gives 8th grade continuous line drawing art project (in the best way possible, of course :))

    Flora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my childhood on a slow computer

    Sleepy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of using different textured paintbrushes in microsoft paint in like 2003. Simpler times, man.

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha. I’d do the same lol

    Jessica Bertram
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks like cocaine lines on glass😂🫣

    Miki
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic old windows and all macs ;D

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    o.k. good. I thought you were drawing pictures with fluffy white stuff on a mirror... somebody is gon get jacked

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    #35

    This Is My Clock Now

    This Is My Clock Now

    reddit.com Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    y2k finally arrived, a little later than expected

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, that's not til 2038. (Not kidding, look up the 2038 problem.)

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    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You only have 3 squares and an L to get ready.

    Stephen Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may have logged on to a an alien space ship orbiting the Earth.

    Laughing otter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aliens are attempting to contact you. Watch the skies!

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to go back to analog clocks.

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    #36

    My First Ever Barefoot Run

    My First Ever Barefoot Run

    jacob_1402 Report

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean don't we all jog at 954mph? I thought that was normal.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they have to apologize for the sonic boom they made on that jog.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to nip out over lunch and grab some haggis.

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    28 minutes. Going over 900 mph. You would create a sonic boom.

    Kyllein MacKellerann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone forgot to turn off the stove, maybe?

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    #37

    Earth, Wind, And A Chance Of Scattered Showers

    Earth, Wind, And A Chance Of Scattered Showers

    Lagumists Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She started having fun with it, it's great! https://youtu.be/ykz_dbpYRPU

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multiplied and distorted on live telly... what I've always wanted

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schrödinger's weather broadcast?

    Randi (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember watching the video :) it’s funny

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww I saw this video. She was so genuinely delighted, it was sweet.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love ruffled weather reports!!

    Aqualia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens to my cursor sometimes. When I try to screenshot it, it doesn't appear on the screenshot though.

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    #38

    Greek Architecture

    Greek Architecture

    Azrodis Report

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The famous Salvador Dali painting, "Melted Roads"

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like one of those "scariest bridges in the world" click baits that photoshops the cover photo into things that still terrify my nightmares

    Lucyyy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    REAL highways around the world you WONT BELEIVE EXIST 😱😱😱

    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dangerous Curves Ahead.

    imsouravmitra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people of these roads go up and down, up and down, up and down.......

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    #39

    Mr Stark I Don’t Feel So Good

    Mr Stark I Don’t Feel So Good

    Riley8284 Report

    Anna Listler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got left out in the sun a little too long

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Mr Stark? If this kid’s name is Miles, wouldn’t it be Mr Morales? And-

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    #40

    Well... Kudos To The Devs !!!

    Well... Kudos To The Devs !!!

    a-ignorant-mortal Report

    Tuesday's child
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well 2 be fair,nobody would guess nothing as a password

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the first thing you try, lots of people have 'enter' as their PC password, rather than set an actual one!

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    Bruce Horton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be 12 characters long, contain one special character, one number, one cap, one cryllic symbol, one prime number, one irrational equation and no duplicates. F*** you, I just want to order a pizza not set nuclear launch codes.

    Fiddlediddle2.0
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent too much time trying to decode a hidden message that doesn't exist while the joke went over my head.

    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Deja vu with the password.

    Melissa Dowling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just like that a blank is considered a strong password, while the super complex one is weak. Lol

    possessedcat101 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chrome strong passwords be like: nI373773hshwuudjwIhHHGHEG0+

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one would thing to guess nothing

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    #41

    Guess That’s A Good Error Code Uplay

    Guess That’s A Good Error Code Uplay

    Zay_math_ Report

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like your Mom is Programmer.

    #42

    *phone Explodes*

    *phone Explodes*

    KoolIdiot Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's longer than infinity?

    Lollipop Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Following my 6-year-old argument logic, the answer is infinity plus 1

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    Drazil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pi asked FIRST. It deserves the answer!!!

    Per-Ole Sjuve
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The calculator is trying to translate the gender pronouns debate into math. 1 + 1 might not equal what it once thought.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its ok... math makes my brain do that as well.

    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should know better than to ask your phone to do heavy math like that.

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    #43

    So... Do They Pay Me?

    So... Do They Pay Me?

    LordMirdalan Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They already donated 22 of of them. (-22 is likely to be the quantity).

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    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there by any chance a discount?

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy it- or would the phrase be "I'd sell it"?

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel they should be contractually obligated with a mess up like that

    Kyllein MacKellerann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm... check another vendor, Some do discounts.

    maddie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so cheap we pay you to buy it!

    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense to me. $699 each times -22 units is -$15,378

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    #44

    Just My Casual Morning Run

    Just My Casual Morning Run

    soniconor Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    another descendant of Jesus, they're everywhere!

    Tuesday's child
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wakes you up like a nice jog though the atlantic

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 20,000mph faster than the Earth orbits the sun, not too shabby.

    Sam Lin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    22.97miles per second,faster than 2 times third cosmic velocity,nice.

    Mojo Flizash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just HAD to stop in Greenland for coffee didn't you?

    Pandas 4ever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took 2 minutes to learn how to walk on water

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    #45

    Yes, I Got Successfully $0

    Yes, I Got Successfully $0

    Lemuel0406 Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least you ain't going backwards

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be one of those absurdly specific sim games. Broken English is a staple of those.

    D@lia_Din0
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! NOW I CAN BUY THE FREE FRUIT AT WOOLWORTHS!

    Silver Knight of the Union
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You did that in a game? Why, I do that every day! In real life!

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to brag, but I do that all the time.

    Brian Leahy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feh, I did that several times today...

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    #46

    My Phone Thinks It's Running On Nothing But Storage

    My Phone Thinks It's Running On Nothing But Storage

    gregthwuen Report

    the spy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing but hopes and dreams

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My phone started doing something similar a while back. It's currently convinced that it has no speaker or microphone.

    Cat Dragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Just an Apple Pencil and a dream, created to run on storage🎶

    Cat Dragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Storage is all thats in us, we're born from memory, that is all cause when its full someday, We'll clear the phone or make more space🎶

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    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No screen. You are looking at nothing Sarah its an illusion

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody bunked off for a quick smoke and left storage in charge

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its only remaining purpose is to exist.

    Miki
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My previous phone, OP3T (same producer as one on picture) could never correctly count time to next alarm.

    Whopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't it need to have a processor to tell you that it doesn't have a processor as well as no screen or camera

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    #47

    Where Can I Buy

    Where Can I Buy

    notarealsu35 Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would be a bloody big disk

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont't fall for it, it's just trying to RickRoll you!

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And once I've found it, where exactly would you like it inserted?

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may need to actually find a computer with a disc reader...

    Jackson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a disc reader with a USB cable. Some 20 year old consulting contracts require me to be available to answer questions in case my clients are questioned by government regulators about systems they have not used for 10 years. They paid me to keep the information on disc for 30 years from their acceptance of my final report, so I keep the discs, and I am hanging onto the disc reader. Easy money to store junk in the bottom of a file cabinet. I don't know if my software can still read it, but I am complying with the contract.

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just unlocked childhood memories that I forgot I had.

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    Avery August
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think Youtube has a disc, and how would that work on a Play Station

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd be the size of a standard LP record. Good luck inserting it though! :/

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    #48

    I Think Windows 11 Is Trying To Say Teams Is Running

    I Think Windows 11 Is Trying To Say Teams Is Running

    Gm_C_NL Report

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid Teams

    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take it over in-person meetings.

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    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Zoom. No, you WILL use Teams

    Joshua Moore
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're both equally horrible

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole Olympics of Teams.

    Zs.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You meam Teams *are* running? :-)

    Wonky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole team of Teams!

    Sabs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the teams duplication bug. Happened at work, started out one morning with 2 copies of teams, by the end of the day I had a total of 16. My work mates and I had a competition to see who that the most by week end. Our staff physician won with a staggering 65 copies.

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    #49

    My Fps Counter Decided It Wanted Attention

    My Fps Counter Decided It Wanted Attention

    LavaGS_ Report

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next message: Time to buy a new graphics card!

    Skim Beebles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trash-talking by saying "as crappy as 22 FPS is, it's still faster than your driving?" 😀

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    #50

    iOS Is Making One Of My Memojis Do Blackface

    iOS Is Making One Of My Memojis Do Blackface

    LiamTui_ Report

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, when a Mommy emoji likes a Daddy emoji with a different Pantone number very, very much...

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The memoji was swiftly fired from its job once the scandal broke. It has so far declined to comment. More on the story, tonight at 6.

    David Henry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like...five percent effort is asking too much...?

    The Jokester (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI is racist. Cool. Nothing is on anyone's side now.

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    #51

    Being 6ft Does Exist

    Being 6ft Does Exist

    evilsnowcookie Report

    #52

    I Think I Turned On Helicopter Mode On My Laptop By Accident

    I Think I Turned On Helicopter Mode On My Laptop By Accident

    Romanian9YearOld Report

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Light speed computing is finally here!

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explains how you got HD0 to 1C. Trying to build a superconducting computer?

    BM Khalid Hasan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does it feel to use the world's first quantum computer? :D

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    #53

    My Favorite Word In Spanish Is "Pasttense34"

    My Favorite Word In Spanish Is "Pasttense34"

    crazystar88205 Report

    Lollipop Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "tiempopasado34" was the best translation I could come up with

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    #54

    What A Steal

    What A Steal

    Bannana_warrior1 Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like getting a free car and then paying $100 a litre for petrol

    #55

    When You're In The Club And Can't Come Up With Any Dance Moves

    When You're In The Club And Can't Come Up With Any Dance Moves

    TilodR Report

    #56

    This Some Kind Of Budget Bulletproofing? Or Theft Deterrent?

    This Some Kind Of Budget Bulletproofing? Or Theft Deterrent?

    SanMotorsLTD Report

    Kylee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's so you can hit pedestrians more effectively

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just back away slowly, it does this when it feels threatened.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT'S how my neighbors are able to slam 7 doors on a 4 door vehicle!!

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    #57

    ...you Can't Spell "Line" With Those Letters

    ...you Can't Spell "Line" With Those Letters

    ensui_ssb Report

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    #58

    Makes Sense

    Makes Sense

    Jedtin22 Report

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why cant i buy the game? Cause you dont own it

    #59

    Genuinely Curious As To How This Happens

    Genuinely Curious As To How This Happens

    geosunsetmoth Report

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And by disc it means hard disc. Toss it out and download Netflix.

    #60

    Where Is It Going?!

    Where Is It Going?!

    laenotabee Report

    Plebbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My battery is definitely runnin. I dunno if plugging in me is something I wanna discuss, though.

    Atlas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's a runner it's a track star"

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    Tuesday's child
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ZAP!!!!!🔌⚡️🔌⚡️🔌ouch that didn't work!!

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds HIGHLY inappropriate message! XD

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    #62

    I Wish I Could Leave A Group 3 Times

    I Wish I Could Leave A Group 3 Times

    minty_fish1 Report

    LokiHyena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That probably was due to connection issues

    Bully
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he only has to join the group twice to stop being a member.

    #63

    Mcafee Is Refusing Its Fate

    Mcafee Is Refusing Its Fate

    raynst0rm Report

    marcy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate mcafee it wont leave my computer

    Potato Au Gratin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an antivirus software McAfee sure does like to act a lot like a virus

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    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Delighted to remove it. It's incompatible with so many programs I use.

    Dont Sellmyinfo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This anecdotal evidence, so it may not apply in this situation. This happens sometimes to keep you from clicking the button they don’t want you to use. You may be able to still click the gray icon.

    #64

    A Comforting Sign Before Watching A Horror Movie At My Local Cinema

    A Comforting Sign Before Watching A Horror Movie At My Local Cinema

    R3CONIK Report

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    #65

    I Present To You, Windows 40

    I Present To You, Windows 40

    EnoughCarrot778 Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but there's only 4 windows?

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! You fools have 2 screens but i have FOUR!

    Randi (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m hyped for windows 40. It’s gonna be great

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laptop had too many drinks over lunch.

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    #66

    You Don't Really Need 3D Glasses!

    You Don't Really Need 3D Glasses!

    Rabbidscool Report

    ⊑⍜⌿⟒
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hello, can I entrist in D E A T H .

    #67

    Asserting Dominance

    Asserting Dominance

    thotpatrol65 Report

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's called a "T pose". Animation rigging for 3D models often has the model in that pose before it actually gets animated, so the software has a universal template for starting positions of body parts and the like.

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    #68

    Thanks Museum Information Stand, Very Cool

    Thanks Museum Information Stand, Very Cool

    Bebu23 Report

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want information you are going to have to do something for the stand first. Please define i.

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's trying to teach programming. :]

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's helpful. Not!

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Math random, I ready...wait I is ready, body return...

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can read this, you can translate Linear A.

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    #69

    Windows Is Having An Existential Crisis

    Windows Is Having An Existential Crisis

    VoidPizza Report

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't just delete whats already there man.

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    #70

    I'm Helping My Brother Fix His PC And Ran Across Baby Yobama And His Brothers

    I'm Helping My Brother Fix His PC And Ran Across Baby Yobama And His Brothers

    DoctorUnsuspicous Report

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The force is strong with these ones.

    #71

    Threat Secured

    Threat Secured

    ProDiamondzYT Report

    #72

    I Don't Think I Am Getting My Delivery Today

    I Don't Think I Am Getting My Delivery Today

    Liro1000 Report

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    #73

    That’s A Fine Looking Crunchy Taco

    That’s A Fine Looking Crunchy Taco

    SamtheMan6259 Report

    Fizzer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our new product, CRUNCHY TACO comes with a glass shell and ice, both of which are sure to crunch off your teeth!

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    #75

    Good Ol' Xbox

    Good Ol' Xbox

    Ok-Aioli-3811 Report

    Potato Au Gratin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they turn their console off mid download for like.. 11 months?

    #76

    I Think This Ad Forgot Something Important To Sound Convincing But I Just Can't Put My Finger On It

    I Think This Ad Forgot Something Important To Sound Convincing But I Just Can't Put My Finger On It

    Studdering_Sergeant Report

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure people in the capitalized region know what the photo means.

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    #77

    Ah Yes, My Favorite Restaurant

    Ah Yes, My Favorite Restaurant

    Ike348 Report

    Alicat Wombat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yum! Eval($.RestaurantSelection is my favorite 😋

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    #78

    All Of My Shortcuts Have Been Tainted With Assassin's Creed Syndicate Icons

    All Of My Shortcuts Have Been Tainted With Assassin's Creed Syndicate Icons

    MrTuckinator Report

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have been targeted. Just lock your windows and you will be fine.

    LokiHyena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really wants you to play syndicate

    Cat Dragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello genshin Impact player, it seems you may be a Templar

    #80

    Great Day For The Stock Market!

    Great Day For The Stock Market!

    imbuttnakedrightnow Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of these days, that's going to happen for real.

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    #81

    I Love It When Publishers Force You To Use Their Platform Instead Of Steam

    I Love It When Publishers Force You To Use Their Platform Instead Of Steam

    Hoellenmann Report

    Sleepy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why I hate Origin. If there was an option to play Sims without it, I would!

    Mighty_Condor (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's on steam, at least sims 4 is free but just the base game.

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    Drazil
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are/is STEAM games??!!!?

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steam is a computer game distributor. You can purchase and install games to your computer directly from the Steam program.

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Origin isn't responding, it's pretty broken up over the whole situation.

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    #82

    But It Died On New Year

    But It Died On New Year

    theMLGmemer Report

    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK. I have a story. I was on a bar overlooking Times Square on New Year's Eve. The "live from the scene" coverage on the pub's TV was NOT of the same scene as I could see outside. All the music was completely and totally different for starters. Essentially, the live webcast of this event had totally failed, so they sneakily substituted a recording from a different year.

    #83

    Exactly How You Fly A Helicopter

    Exactly How You Fly A Helicopter

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    bennu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's... Just a blank white screen

    Potato Au Gratin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The GIF won't load on my phone as well but if you click the source link in bottom corner of the BP post you can open the GIF from Reddit to see it.

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    #84

    My Bin Got Little Funky

    My Bin Got Little Funky

    Nikolathepro Report

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