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Work in the office can be stressful and often unnecessarily complicated, but by the laws of capitalism, you are left with no choice but to deal with it. And the best way of dealing with certain crazy things about your job is by laughing it out.

This artist creates lighthearted comics called "Work Chronicles" full of funny situations from the modern-day office most of us will painfully relate to. The humorous comics illustrate everything that can go wrong in the workplace—from unrealistic expectations and questionable decisions from management to annoying coworkers and overwhelming workload, to personal battles of procrastination and poor planning. Since we are all in this together, some of them hit really close to home and you'd be surprised how similar the scenarios can be regardless of your job title or place.

More info: Instagram | workchronicles.com | twitter.com | Facebook

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Stille20
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, and I am getting tired of doing three jobs "because of covid" while my company is spending money on consultants and VPs that do nothing all day.

Monty Is Fiennes
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is relevant to EVERY workplace....

Helen Haley
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is how I ended up doing 3 jobs at once

Papa Emeritus IV
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But Bob earns two tenths of bugger all, that's why he left !

Mia Michaela
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this happened to me at my previous job. Half team left at once and the ones that stay recieved all their responsabilities on top of what they already had because the Company didn't want to hire more people. they didn't want to pay us more either, we had the same salary for a month, they the next month they cut our salary 1/3. So then we were working double the volume but with salary only 2/3 of what we had before. more work paid even less and with even more stress and pressure. I was absloutely baffeled. i can't beleive it took me 6 more months of this abuse, hoping things would change. I left before i got another job because i couldn't take this lame joke anymore and this slavery treatment. Now I have another job thank God but no one should accept these conditions. The previous company was doing this because people were still working under such conditions. never accept to be treated this way, no matter who it is. better things will come if you allow them

Faith Hurst-Bilinski
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't work in an office but I believe this is universal.

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"My love for comics started at a young age with me doodling on the back of my exam question sheets. I continued making comics in college, but stopped once I started working. After a few years of working, I saw and heard so many funny incidents at work which I thought would make great comics, and hence restarted with work as the central theme for my comics," the artist behind these comics told Bored Panda.

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    Average Grizzlies Fan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Letting a problem grow into a larger problem is extremely annoying and just mean. Especially when you had the solution all along. All it does is hurt more people in hopes of getting more recognition.

    Bella Grasso
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. So many people have done this

    Shoubhik Dasgupta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The blue guy is in marketing? That's what they do, always.

    Lorelai Purvis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you do something good for the praise of others, it's not really good. i did a clothes drive and i didn't post it all over social media.

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    Fan-tastic panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually me when I was in school

    JJPlayz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here when I was in school and this is especially me when I was in group projects

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    Seabeast
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friday afternoon 3:00 p.m.: "Client wants this by 5:30!!!" Monday morning 8:00 a.m.: "Why is this still in your inbox?" "Oh, everyone at the client's office goes home at 4:00 on Friday."

    Mike Kiefer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My work in the gaming industry. Almost always. Crappy director.

    Gregg Bender
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had this happen more times than I can count

    Ben Steinberg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me on a job. Head of our group said he wanted the code on "his desk" by Monday morning. I came in over the weekend to finish it. Asked him the next Wednesday if it was okay, since I hadn't heard back from him. He said he hadn't had a chance to look at it yet. Never came in on the weekends again...

    IFXO
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    teachers would make us finish on deadline but not mark it until the year ends

    Mike Kiefer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-director, gaming industry. Hated the guy.

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    "Work Chronicles" are funny and entertaining to chew because if you have ever worked in an office, you can relate to at least a few of the portrayed situations. Then, you realize that most of these jokes are not made up—these are all true and the reality strikes. Coping with stress at work, avoiding burnout, and dealing with people of various backgrounds and mindsets are our shared challenges. The artist of this comic series has found a perfect way to lay out frustrations in the form of humorous comics so that we can also keep our minds off long hours at the office, reappraise our negative thoughts, or collectively rant (whatever helps). Since August, Work Chronicles' Instagram account has attracted 15.2k like-minded people who can appreciate a little self-irony.

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    EA
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to hate it when people took credit for my ideas. Not that you want something special or to be treated differently. Just a thanks would have been ok! A woman in a male dominated environment isn’t listened to and readily dismissed. A man says the exact same thing later on, says he just thought of something... and suddenly he’s a genius! That was my experience mostly. Very glad to be out of IT now 👍🏻

    Peter Shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the boss is so proud of himself for coming up with the solution.

    Kari Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, font size... -.- I know it shouldn‘t be less than 10, but my bosses/co-workers keep demanding more and more info to be added to our flyers, and I constantly have to use font 8 or 9 because there‘s not enough space. Of course, everyone deems their part of the flyer too important to shorten anything...

    Charles Bosse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start complementing people who say a lot with less space.

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    Robert Catte
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could have just lied and said the customers wanted it at 10 points.

    Tou Lee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious because it's the reverse for me. My team pushes back hard and then months later an issue that could have been prevented with my changes was not prevented because the change was not implemented. *Shrug* that's life.

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    Lorrie Kundrat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then they take all the credit for the work you did

    _
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why I secretly think the people who do just enough to not get fired are the smart ones, even though I hate working with them. They also seem to be the ones who are fine throwing you under the bus.

    JJPlayz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I felt during my highschool years when I failed my test

    History Fan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Alright I'll take those money bags as well..."

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    The artist started drawing Work Chronicles during the global pandemic and although all characters are fictional, they are inspired by real-life and personal experiences.

    "I have many years of work experience. I have experienced, seen, and heard many different incidents. Some incidents have occurred to me. Some I have seen happening to colleagues. Some I have heard from others about what happens in their workplace."

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    Joey Marlin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ordinary work day, was deeply asleep until the train I was on pulled into a station and woke me up. Nearly cried when I realised I was going to work and not home.

    Idaaoyama
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I read it it's 11:30. I may or may not be at the office. I'm going to get some more coffee.

    History Fan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, bad news. They only have McDonald's coffee. And by the way, Jerry took the rest."

    kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm already like that à 8h am

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    Awesome horse lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I’m looking at bored panda right now soooo it’s my life.

    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should always waste time when you don't have any

    Robert Catte
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long have you guys been on Bored Panda?

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s an easier way to warm up. Ease in with the gray bag and then jump into the pink one.

    IFXO
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    story of my life in 4 pictures

    M.A.D.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pile of video games...

    Drawing comics is a creative outlet for the artist to pursue at night and on weekends. The artist doesn't consider this as a career option so far, but if things take off, they would be open to the idea. For now, the artist enjoys the creative process and the positive feedback these funny office stories accumulate. 

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    "The most rewarding is when a comic expresses the thought you wanted to convey. It's a bonus when readers tell you that they connected to it."

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    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sucks worse for female employees, but it does happen to all employees.

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    Gamer GRL
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women don't get payed enough.

    Logan Cheng
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aka, every anime there ever was

    ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is when things start to annoy me

    Gregg Bender
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The life of many employees, not just female ones.

    Damon Hill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad but true. It also falls true for ideas submitted then claimed by upper management.

    Kevin Schoen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there...plunked like that before! 😱😱😱😱

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    Kari Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that “Don‘t bring me problems, bring me solutions” saying. I will always try to come up with a solution, but sometimes I simply don‘t see any. So that means I‘m not allowed to point out something negative?

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    5 years ago

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    No. That’s just purposefully taking it too literally. You had it right the first time. “I always try to come up with a solution.” Why did you include that? Whatever your answer is, that’s what the boss was asking for, and all this meant.

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    09Robdog07
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this about epic games and fortnite?

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    5 years ago (edited)

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    I mean, the boss is completely right here. Don’t just run up with problems when you have the solution half the time anyway and just want a pat on the back or confirmation of what to do. Just fuçking do it. “But I need a reason to not take action!” What are you getting paid for then?

    For more office humor, check out Sova the Boss comics by Alexandr Dyakov about an aggregated image of modern managers and bosses portrayed as an owl who rules the forest. Here are part 1 and part 2 of these comics. And on a more serious note, in light of the current global pandemic, here's an insight and tribute to the daily life of healthcare workers—today's heroes—who fight at the frontlines and it has gone beyond work.

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    Average Grizzlies Fan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Cue: Internal Screaming AND External Screaming

    History Fan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Logs into meeting* "Oh yeah, we have a demo and were supposed to have a... 234 slide PowerPoint done by now. Could you pull it up, Jerry?" *Sad screaming*

    Robert Catte
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please explain to me why I get downvoted so much?

    Felype Rennan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I only request people with messages like "Call me when you can to discuss X"

    bv7hearts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, and add "no rush, if it is tomorrow that's fine too" so they don't start our interaction feeling pissed at me.

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sitting all day at your desk and not a ring... Hit the can or go to lunch and the phone sounds like a smoke alarm in a 4 alarm fire.

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    Alex K
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's the proper way ;)

    Ivo H
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until they ask you next month why the trend didn't continue in may :)

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    bv7hearts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah any management team worth their salt would want more info, lol.

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    Logan Cheng
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just every group project from 3rd grade and up

    Jaded Queen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my school we rarely got big group projects and we always submitted a work diivided list to teacher. The content needed to be known by all but the work was broken down in parts. Never had a problem

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    konnarw1
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. this is why i never work in groups they always put everything on ME

    Damon Hill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is taking courses to become a CPA. Many of the course projects are team projects. The one she's in now has one of these people, they never submit anything, they let the rest of them do all the work. They're going to be in for a rude awakening though, the instructor still grades based on individual contribution.

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    Who? Me?
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something important happens WHEN my connection is not proper

    Jacob Eirikson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you just use my comment in your own words but got more upvotes because you upvoted your own to make you look good.

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    Jacob Eirikson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate lagging or disconnecting when something important happens

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    Damon Hill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they wonder why all future requests get ignored or put off for other work.

    Awangutann
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is the blue guy running though...

    comics
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what did the blue dude do?

    Pan Narrans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the good old days when Sales decided to change the product portfolio forcing us to buy 150K machinery only to change back after 4 weeks of dramatically bad sales.

    Im a kawaii potato ;3
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how they found all the bodies ... Beaten

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    Helen Haley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this one hurts. This one hit close to the bone.

    Delilah Simmons
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u don't understand I'm too far to quit

    lizbetann
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This rabbit hole. Know it, I do.

    Felype Rennan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me, but my automations definitely saved me and my coleagues a lot of precious hours

    Isaac Kim
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mugs are just piling up around her lol

    strong squidward
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is hell for me not sleeping for 6 hours

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told my husband as he would get it as a software engineer. He said it happens more often than not

    Dhandyline Camingao
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for the coffee machine.Coffee machine: \(ioi)/ “Help me” *sobs*

    Rob Williams
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to call that productive procrastination.

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    Jacob Eirikson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    literally anyone that looks up redstone contraptions on YouTube talking to their friend

    Deson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can build a rapid fire chicken egg with no sweat but I'm only vaguely aware of how it works. That's accurate.

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    JJPlayz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave him alone u see the coffee he TIRED

    Felype Rennan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All codebases have some "Needs refactoring, will not refactor ever." code, that's a constant in software development.

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    Alex K
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    last frame: astronomia is playing

    Kari Panda
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that is meant to be a joke, but my boss was actually angry at my team when one of our co-workers committed suicide and we stopped working for about half an hour because we were completely shocked and horrified. I lost all respect for my boss that day.

    Bardhi's Dad
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's right is right. Dying suddenly is not fair, especially if you left the job unfinished. Lol

    Damon Hill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a death but had a key worker up and quit, asked a part timer if they would cover. Said no until they found out why then wanted to be all buddy buddy. Nope. Sorry, I'll do without before I ask you to do anything for me.

    M.A.D.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, we've found Bob from the first comic! Oh...

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    konnarw1
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yasss.when something good happens: yeah i did 90% of this because our coworkers were lazy. when something bad happens: I did all i had to do everyone else was just lazy

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, whoever acts like that at work is shîtty and needs to be fired. They’re definitely making the entire environment toxic and miserable

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    Jacob Eirikson
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol when I read the last thing I thought the second guy's name was Frankly

    Lori McDermott
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best boss I ever had, had THE best attitude and truly "Got it". His catchphrase was "Slow work takes time". Brilliant.

    Dhandyline Camingao
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Email text: boss pick one take my time or hurry up I can’t do both sincerely, ur worker\(^-^)/

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take your time, hurry up. The choice is yours, don’t be late. Take a rest, as a friend.

    bv7hearts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did...did my boss write this?

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    Average Grizzlies Fan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the seagulls in Finding Nemo.

    Cat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine

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    EA
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha yeah, an induction to any DevOps team is when you’ve deployed something to production by mistake or terminating the wrong EC2 and taking down a service!

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a fun work environment. I’m so unfamiliar with that world.

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    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you test everything even Microsoft patches on a stand alone server prior to pushing it out.

    konnarw1
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yay!! now I can blame it all on him :D

    Damon Hill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of several jobs I've had where they would implement changes to the software without checking it first and render it unusable. And you guessed it, Tech Support doesn't come in until at least 1 hour after store(s) begin opening.

    Sorican
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at work we had something similar happen. They were patching the phone systems... I had to be there as a manager because the last time they tried it the patch broke the call tree. In any case, let me tell you, one should never teach a microsoft rep the power of grep. They're idiots who don't know how to handle the power.

    respulero
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    testing? what is "testing"? I am dev and never heard about it

    bv7hearts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is legit how my company is....but we work in payments so it's "YAY OK NOW ROLL IT BACK HURRY UP"

    Felype Rennan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why test if the best tester is the final user 🤷‍♀️

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because if your a financial institution and you crash the core server you just lost all transaction history for that day. Then you have to put all tellers offline while DevSupport recovers the back ups which may take hours to run. Tellers being offline means they have to work by hand. The majority of tellers are kids and your asking them to do math. Money will be lost both in physical cash and in man hours that Dev could have been spending on other projects.

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    konnarw1
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i should use this in school lol.

    Ziva Kravdahl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. In school you should learn not avoid. School is basic knowledge. If you do not have basic, you can not go forward. It is about you, not some others people projects to skip.

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    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Davies is strong in this one

    Techniker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a developer I can relate to the green guy.

    Ivo H
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, i though he'll just write 'meaningful message' next time

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    Logan Cheng
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he gets pants from his room just to sit on the toilet

    Kitty_Deku
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes..our good old break..

    Siddy Das
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that just so happens to make us lose track of time...

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    Dhandyline Camingao
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His butt: *Faaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttt!*

    CORLEONE
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the way to go LOL

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    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is camping allowed in the office ?

    Charles Bosse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WAS very productive the summer I worked in FL when our AC went out in the place I was rooming.

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    Delilah Simmons
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live here I can buy a mansion but I have to live here

    Felype Rennan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually perform quite well, considering my responsibility as main developer. I never work at 100% capability, like I usually say: Working is like running a marathon, you need to go at a consistent pace right before the pace at which you burn out, the work you can get done without destroying yourself must be evenly distributed along your work hours. Also as a programmer the more experienced you are, the more you get done with less effort, so I actually lie about how productive I am so that I get some free time to think my decisions through and make code that will be better to work with in the future.

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    Sky Render
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's as bad as sorting a list alphabetically when there's an actually useful sorting criteria you could use instead...

    konnarw1
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be honest that is a cool feature to find out what age group uses the website before you sign up

    Seabeast
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In union shops it's called "Working to rule".

    bro momento
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine trying to sign up for something but the "select your date of birth" was all jumbled, i can feel my ocd already

    N G
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    Their products are clearly targeted towards the middle of the 16-25 year old market. Good to know.

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    Charles Bosse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want her to manage every project! ALL of them. Also don't launch when a bunch of other stuff is changing, even (especially) if it's scheduled predictable event. change

    Sky Render
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the old 80/20 principle. Which nobody believes is real until they actually stop and think about it and realize it really, REALLY is true.

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a Boss that wanted a report our accounting software didn't generate. He insisted it could and I said that NO, it actually can't (I have training in about 12 different accounting systems) and patiently explained that the system parameters didn't allow for the customization he was asking for. I could export the data into Excel and create the report that way, but it would take a few hours. He AGAIN insisted the software could do it. I pushed back from my desk and while indicating towards my chair said, "Oh, really? Show me". Obviously he couldn't, but called the CPA anyway (trying to embarrass me) and was given the same exact information I had told him earlier. I reminded him (gently) that I was a professional bookkeeper with 20+ years of experience and when I say a program isn't designed to behave in a certain manner, he might want to just take my word for it.

    Crissy Brandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go live is 5 days away but I’m going to ask for 3 more things to be included. ☹️☹️☹️☹️

    konnarw1
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok tbh i am a pretty good coder and i could do that in 5 mins (I am 13)

    Evil Little Thing
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't have discrete pages that also infinitely scroll. That's not how pages work.

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    Bret Konsavage
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, wrote a 32 page research study and got grammatical feedback only...

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fell you. We have to write our audit reports in 3rd person active voice. I'm a finance major and Dyslexic. My reports ussually have minimal editing but my boss edits my reports and then send it's back. I make the changes, then her boss makes edits over what she did. It's all grammar and sentnace structure and has nothing to do with the actual work. It's so stupid and a waste of time.

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    Logan Cheng
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you also forgot the cheesy puns, moving colored backgrounds, gifs, and your sense of formatting.

    Idaaoyama
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And more annoying animations

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    Happy Days
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every assignment in school....

    Seabeast
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh... I nearly murdered the engineer who couldn't give me a straight answer on which of his projects were higher priority. If I asked which had to be done first, he said "Both of them".

    Powercat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my previous job I was always being told that every task had to be done first thing in the morning. Hun I can't do everything first thing in the morning. The work day is 8 hours long and there's only one thing I can do "first".

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same reason why I can't stand management that says you have to give 110%. You literally cannot do this.

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    Lillukka79
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this. Took all of them to my boss and told him to mark them from 1-10, or I'd just do them according to what I felt like doing. It worked.

    Ann Abdelzaher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL This was kind of my boss this time last year. I do elearning development and I was so stressed last year with 3 major projects all due the first of February according to the boss

    JLaw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every assignment at work... school is just prep for work.

    Felype Rennan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got this kind of s**t well talked here in company. If everything is priority then nothing gets done. But if you tell me do this, then this, then this, then this. All gets done as fast as I can get it done 💁‍♀️

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    Joey Marlin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuinely had that happen. Also, asked to do some rough workings 'back of an envelope figures' that ended up being the next 5 years financial forecast. Um, could I spend a bit more than a day on that? Nope.

    Benjamin Fowler
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is any of this work or is it all actually middle school

    Sorican
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only difference is, in middle school you get to make it up when it doesn't happen. in work... you get fired (eventually. maybe.)

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    konnarw1
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now? engineer: grabs stapler points it at him. "NO!'

    Logan Cheng
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what about now? now? what abooouuuuuttt now! no, ok. what about now? Engineer: grabs needle in her desk

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    Logan Cheng
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaking News: The CEO of Moonshot Technologies also said that this amazing tech will be finished within the next two weeks!

    Pan Narrans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've remember the time the idiots at Sales sold a product by website to customers that I didn't develop yet gleefully.

    Sorican
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we call that 'Friday'. usually because we find out on Mondays after it 'sold like hotcakes.'

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    konnarw1
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    5 years ago

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    breaking news: this could be done in a day the code for it is not that hard

    Eemeli Saarelainen (Molter)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no way it can be done. The clients in GNSS (i.e. GPS, Galileo, BeiDou, Glonass) are only receivers. Additionally, the signal is very weak and nowhere near powerful enough to transmit files. They do have more powerful data link to interface with the ground control but that's not part of the navigation service available to any client.

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaahh, is Bob fired, dead, or not? I am confusion! XD

    cybermerlin2000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Bob' is not a name but a title. Such as is Karen, Chad, Kevin. Karen is a quantum complainer with manager OCD. Chad is a muscle-bound narcissist with entitlement syndrome. Kevin is The village idiot put in charge of a simple task that he screws up so bad that it puts the company in danger. Bob is a company target who gets the blame for someones mistakes, loses credit for the rare good idea, usually bald/balding and only missed when he dies and no one is doing his work e.g. "Why is there so much work backlog?" "Bob used to do it, but he died" "God damn it! Find a new Bob!" "Okay boss" "What's your name?" "Bbbbbbbbb...illy?" "Hmmm... OK Billy. Back to work" Work mate approaches "They should call you 'Lucky Bob'"

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    konnarw1
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah you never mess up you could take my place or get promoted then you would be my boss...

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    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No delays as of this point in time for which you are asking. Who knows what will happen 5 seconds from now.

    Rustyn Birch
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he should become familiar with his project and it's details... :P

    Logan Cheng
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    5 years ago

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    that's the feeling when your book report speech is delayed by snow

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    Logan Cheng
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if they're ghosts, I think it took more than a few hours...

    Sky Render
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me every freaking time a typo sneaks into my code.

    J.L. Riley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep asking myself, "Why are they ghosts?". The only thing I can guess, so far, is they are portrayed as ghosts to represent the vast amount of workers who feel invisible at work. Or, they could just be drawn as 👻 's just for the hell of it ! Who knows? *shrug*

    Csaba Horvath
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hours? Sometimes it takes days, weeks...

    Sorican
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait... how did that semi-colon get there?

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    Logan Cheng
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy, K.R.T.F... it stands for Kerfuffle, Redonkulous, Taxes, and Fu** I forgot what the F was.

    Dhandyline Camingao
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👏👏👏👏 and also (^-^) and the end >:(

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    the intern shouldn't ask its not like they are going to do anything anyways

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many interns are there to get a feel of the job before they apply for an open position.

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    konnarw1
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    blue: wait i still have to do my work... and I have to do nothing? now I am confused

    Logan Cheng
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do it! I'm doing it as we speak

    Giles McArdell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Green is Wally from Dilbert - even has the Coffee mug.

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    Logan Cheng
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the complete opposite of everything else, you want to lie so you can scam people online!

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    KatKaleen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow I feel this could be visualized better.

    Tequila4Two
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true. The more you know about something, how easier it is to explain it in a simple way.

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    Logan Cheng
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you are explaining your device, and your partner who didn't do anything screams "IT WORKS"

    Ziva Kravdahl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeach because nobody cares till it works, man.

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    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally happened this week. Supposed to be auditing a process that requires access to 6 different systems. I requested access last Friday so I could be ready to go Monday morning. Monday afternoon their manager requested I just send them a list what what I needed to know so they could fill out a piece of paper and send it back. Showed the email to my VP and we both laughed. Went to the EVP and requested access on Tuesday only to be told they will only grant access to 4 out of 6 systems. Then they'll want to know why the scope of the audit was reduced and it took longer to complete.

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    Charles Bosse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Practical fusion power has been 10-20 years away for about half a century. It happens.

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was just an article about this today. China is starting it's first nuclear fusion (Not fission) plant soon.

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    Logan Cheng
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you give someone something and say that they have to give it back...