Everyone likes to think that they’re pretty smart and at the top of their game all the time, but the truth is, we all do and say some pretty dumb things sometimes. Like eating an entire bucket of KFC or looking everywhere for our glasses while we’re wearing them (true story). However, sometimes people mess up so badly that they end up on the internet when it looks like brain.exe stopped working for them.

Most of us know that embarrassing memories of dumb stuff that we did back in school/work/last Monday tend to resurface at the worst possible moments. So to make you feel better about yourself, Bored Panda has collected a list of some awesomely dumb things that people have said and done.

There’s nothing like other people messing up to make us forget all of our mistakes for a moment, right, dear Pandas? Scroll down, upvote your fave pics, and if you feel brave, let us know what the stupidest things you’ve ever done were! You can check out our earlier articles about stupid people doing stupid stuff here and here. Oh, and here's the coronavirus edition of dumb people acting dumb.

#1

You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?

You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
4 months ago

it's a gemstone

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#2

Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
4 months ago

Pffffff like Trump has any money. The man has been bankrupt multiple times.

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#3

And Passports Too

And Passports Too

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Rabbit Carrot
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4 months ago

They’ll never get hold of mine. I wear it every day.

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There are two kinds of stupidity. The kind where we don’t know that we’re being stupid. And the type where we definitely know but don’t want to stop. No matter how important and wise we might be, we’ll still make mistakes.

But there are reasons why human beings do stupid things, even if we’re aware that what we’re doing is wrong.

There are two kinds of pleasure. The first one that some call ‘liking’ is happy satisfaction that we get from eating a good meal, having a drink of water after a fun game of basketball, or getting a hug from a friend you haven’t seen in ages. Simple, wholesome things that make life wonderful.

#4

Socialism

Socialism

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Iapetos
Community Member
4 months ago

I want cake now.

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#5

Who’s Gonna Tell Her

Who’s Gonna Tell Her

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
4 months ago

Well, she actually meant that she wanted the pope as father for her baby, but he refused

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#6

Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

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Shelp
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4 months ago

Americans. Some of them simply can't imagine there is world outside the US.

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The second kind of pleasure, ‘wanting,’ is associated with thrills and desire. It’s the second kind of pleasure that makes us do stupid things that can have lots of negative consequences.

Sometimes, we say, “Damn the consequences” and do something small that’s stupid; no real harm done, right? Wrong. This can have a snowball effect and we’ll start doing dumber and dumber things. The next thing you know, we might end up on the internet before our brain.exe could reboot and save the day.

#7

That's Not How That... Never Mind

That's Not How That... Never Mind

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Rowlie
Community Member
4 months ago

I wonder if Your sister will be a mother or a father

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#8

Do These People Have Brains?

Do These People Have Brains?

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

That tweet she twote twas twitty. "Twote" has to become a verb(past tense)

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#9

To Ask For A Mysterious Service

To Ask For A Mysterious Service

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Rowlie
Community Member
4 months ago

I hope the kid reads a lot, because for sure they will not learn a lot from their parent

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#10

What A Time To Be Alive

What A Time To Be Alive

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Beverly
Community Member
4 months ago

I'm getting sadder and sadder reading these.

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#11

Mystery Solved

Mystery Solved

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Rowlie
Community Member
4 months ago

I guess the tree must have been enjoying itself all this time

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#12

I Wonder Why

I Wonder Why

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Izzy_
Community Member
4 months ago

Unless the child was switched at the hospital by mistake lol

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#13

He's Figuring It Out, Slowly

He's Figuring It Out, Slowly

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Houssem Hammami
Community Member
4 months ago

so innocent

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#14

Just What

Just What

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MnM2520
Community Member
4 months ago

???

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#15

Bye, America See You - Never

Bye, America See You - Never

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Izzy_
Community Member
4 months ago

You mean geography???

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#16

Umm Ok

Umm Ok

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
4 months ago

The cap explains it all...

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#17

Get This Idea Patented

Get This Idea Patented

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Tabitha L
Community Member
4 months ago

Ha. That is great. This person probably thought the were being so profound.

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#18

She Has Bigger Issues

She Has Bigger Issues

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
4 months ago

If you’re that stupid, you really shouldn’t be procreating.

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#19

Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

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hobbitly
Community Member
4 months ago

Clearly this is just trolling

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#20

Waterproof Level At 100

Waterproof Level At 100

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Vanta Black
Community Member
4 months ago

Humans are waterproof. That's why we don't swell up with water like a sponge when we sit in the bath. The problem is clothes.

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#21

Pickle Problems

Pickle Problems

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earringnut
Community Member
4 months ago

Admitting you did a stupid is the first step to recovery.

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#22

No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

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ThreeOfAKind
Community Member
4 months ago

They are the second type of people then

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#23

Hold Up

Hold Up

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
4 months ago

well a bunch of people just got their identities stolen

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#24

Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

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Nicola Roberts
Community Member
4 months ago

Hahahaha Do you think it's too late to tell him "No there isn't"?

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#25

Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

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Scagsy
Community Member
4 months ago

It's all in the edit.

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#26

Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

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Rowlie
Community Member
4 months ago

I see potential for business here- how about if I sold 1/10 pound burgers, or 1/25 ....would people still buy it (at lower cost of course)

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#27

I Am Speechless

I Am Speechless

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
4 months ago

For diabetics, best only use 1/2 cup of sugar

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#28

Fake ID Fail

Fake ID Fail

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Nadine Khazaka
Community Member
4 months ago

I was a little shocked that they could post his whole name and address until I remembered it's a freaking fake ID *facepalms hard*

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#29

We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

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Tracey Hirt
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

Do this many Americans really not know that the Arabic Numeral System is the most widely-used number system in the world, including in the US?

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#30

I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn

I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn

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Emma Knappe
Community Member
4 months ago

At least she realized lol

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#31

Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
4 months ago

The French "Noir" following it should have been a give away

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#32

Halloween Couple Of The Year

Halloween Couple Of The Year

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Chris Wade
Community Member
4 months ago

SuperAlabamaMan

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#33

Baby Smoothie

Baby Smoothie

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Palestinian warrior
Community Member
4 months ago

Wth!! Do they actually think that people BLEND BABIES???!! And anyway abortions happen before the baby is even developed, at the earliest stage

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#34

I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

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WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
4 months ago

For more breaking news visit the Onion News site.

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#35

Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

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Malakai
Community Member
4 months ago

Oh, Megan, you hot mess indeed.... From a Southern gal, God bless your poor little heart

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#36

Welcome To Calculus 101

Welcome To Calculus 101

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
4 months ago

That poor teacher. Going to Irish up his coffee on the lunch break to get through the day

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#37

Hmmm

Hmmm

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Chris Wade
Community Member
4 months ago

I rest my case.

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#38

Idiotic Landlord

Idiotic Landlord

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Pensive
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

I'd assume the landlord meant photos of the dials and pilot light on the hot water service outside the house. In which case, the fail here lies with Patrick.

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#39

A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

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David Wong
Community Member
4 months ago

Then he sold it on the next stop, with shaky hands.

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#40

This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

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Rowlie
Community Member
4 months ago

I'm surprised they noticed

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#41

It's A Funny Facepalm Though

It's A Funny Facepalm Though

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Houssem Hammami
Community Member
4 months ago

That "sh*t" have feelings bruh

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#42

Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

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earringnut
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

Was alcohol in play at some point in the cancellation process?

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#43

Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
4 months ago

perpetuum mobile

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#44

To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
4 months ago

Aha watching family guy right now! This is something i can see me doing XD

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#45

Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
4 months ago

The facemask thing as demonstrated just how many moronic adults there are out there. Its not rocket science to put one on right and yet . . .

Bettye McKee
Community Member
4 months ago

If she gets COVID-19 and survives, she will be suing whoever made that mask.

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Sasha Kuleshov
Community Member
4 months ago

Next time use a clear plastic bag (X

Logan Slaughter
Community Member
4 months ago

Darwin's working overtime.

Scagsy
Community Member
4 months ago

How did she ever reach that age?

Charles Brentner
Community Member
4 months ago

I see people all the time who don't even wear one. It makes me angry that they care so little about the health risk they pose to the rest of us.I have diabetes & high blood pressure and don't need to be put at risk like that. On the rare occasions when I do go out I always wear one in cabs or in the store.

NWB
Community Member
4 months ago

Give this women Covid....she is ready to receive it!

neonn_pieee
Community Member
4 months ago

I concur.. if people don't want to protect themselves and follow mandated rules or precautions then they need to just get the virus and be gone so the rest of us can get better.

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Caroline Driver
Community Member
4 months ago

Whenever I see these selfish cretins, I just think of 2 year olds being told they have to do something and throwing a tantrum with 'I don' wanna!' Stop being so fucking childish and grow up

Deborah Moth
Community Member
4 months ago

Don't give up your day job, Every village needs it's idiot.

ROBERT NELSON
Community Member
3 months ago

thats a Karen

Lydia Interiano Dalton
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

dude she has the karen face on. lmao someone probably told her why it wasn't gonna stop the rona. "uh ma'am coronavirus can still reach you with that hole in your mask..." "i cut it so it was easier for me to breathe alright so mind your own buisness before you start making assumptions!" "but- *sigh* whatever you say dumbass" XD

Delilah Danehy
Community Member
4 months ago

Karen...

Imperfekt
Community Member
4 months ago

It has been explained to us time and time again that the masks are to protect others from ourselves. The masks don't do that much to protect the wearer. Part of the problem is that we think just because we don't have any symptoms we can't possibly be part of the problem. You can have very mild symptoms or no symptoms and be unaware that you actually have the virus and have the ability to infect others. So the masks are primarily used to stop us from spreading it, not from getting it. The precautions we are advised to take to protect ourselves from getting it are to wash our hands frequently and not to touch our faces, to keep our distance from others, not to gather closely with other people. But yes, what she is doing is freakishly stupid. I wonder what she thinks the mask is doing in either case. I guess you could say it's keeping her from touching her face.

JJM
Community Member
4 months ago

It takes all kinds but some are just way beyond comprehension..................

hayden
Community Member
1 week ago

Whats the point of the mask anymore

Allyssa Kline
Community Member
1 month ago

that is rid of the whole D!@&% point

Stormy Ashes
Community Member
2 months ago

First graders know how to wear masks...

Viv Hart
Community Member
4 months ago

Why is she wearing a mask then, so that the virus can breathe too?

StillBrian'smom
Community Member
4 months ago

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ArhomR
Community Member
4 months ago

Hysterical and extremely sad at the same time.

Toea Muresan Iulia
Community Member
4 months ago

good thing she didn't just put lipstick on it

Steve Cruz
Community Member
4 months ago

Good thing she doesn't have a penis.

Elizabeth Gardner
Community Member
4 months ago

Duh!

Hetal Vyas
Community Member
4 months ago

This video is on TikTok and it's hilarious!!

backatya
Community Member
4 months ago

she figured it out

Toni Ferchak
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

Just goes to show not enough oxygen is getting to the brain !

Rejean Levesque
Community Member
4 months ago

Is that Sarah Palin?

Sharon Vaughn
Community Member
4 months ago

Some people just wear it BELOW the nose for the same reason, ... with the same results.

Daniele Ribolla
Community Member
4 months ago

great, a genius like Donnie... she deserve him. I pray for all people suffering for the terrible Covid growth rate. in Italy now we've near zero today, but only with serious health measures and great responsability, even if we are with some stupid...

Kimberly Reetz
Community Member
4 months ago

I think hookers do this too. Only it’s not for breathing.

Rob Williams
Community Member
4 months ago

She’s selling cigarettes so I’m guessing her breathing is affected...

Billy The Kid
Community Member
4 months ago

has she got nipples on her cheeks do you think?

James Woody
Community Member
4 months ago

Love the cigarette ad in the background! Appropriate!

May Day
Community Member
4 months ago

...

Downunderdude
Community Member
4 months ago

oh boy.

Curry on...
Community Member
4 months ago

She probably thinks she's the only one that knows how to properly wear a mask.

Isabella Vega
Community Member
4 months ago

Hmm..and no doubt she’ll blame the face mask if she gets sick

CORLEONE
Community Member
4 months ago

Some math classes are recommended for you as well.... hahahahaaaa LOL you better get some hygiene classes :}

WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
4 months ago

She was not the only one. I've seen similar pictures all over the internet.

Dragon girl
Community Member
4 months ago

All time winner of the universe for being retarded.

Dann999
Community Member
4 months ago

cheek guard

KandiePrine
Community Member
4 months ago

Face masks don't work. As a democrat, I insist everyone use one.

roshni rameshkumar
Community Member
1 month ago

they do work

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
4 months ago

I bet her name is Karen.

Fernleaf6505
Community Member
4 months ago

i wonder if that would work

Demi Zwaan
Community Member
4 months ago

This was satire. It’s not real.

Bettye McKee
Community Member
4 months ago

Oh, really? This is not an isolated occurrence.

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SeidWolf
Community Member
4 months ago

Okay, so, I've heard this before. Honestly, i think these are folks experiencing claustrophobia for the first time, but can't put 1+1 together...

Ian Milne
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

You’re all making fun of her, but how do you know it’s not a glory hole?

A M
Community Member
4 months ago

Might be an asthmatic person, forced to wear a mask or go home. She might not have an opportunity to not work. Her condition might get worse when wearing a mask. Not all people can survive vaccines, that's why we who can get ourselves vaccines to keep everyone safe. To some wearing a mask is a health risk, then we who can wear a mask, wear them to protect everyone.

Tracey Hirt
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

Asthma is not an excuse not to wear a mask. I am asthmatic, and I conducted an experiment where I wore a mask for two hours and then measured my oxygen levels. There was no difference between my masked and unmasked oxygen levels. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10223578029025833&set=a.1571976586348&type=3&theater

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Bill
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4 months ago

hence her illustrious career as a gas station attendant

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#46

She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

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Nadine Khazaka
Community Member
4 months ago

Maybe she's just got a ton of insulin to spare.

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#47

Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

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Rowlie
Community Member
4 months ago

right number, wrong person- solved it

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#48

How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

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Tracey Hirt
Community Member
4 months ago

Well, I feel stupid! All this time, I’ve been using my pulse oximeter on my finger!

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#49

Me Neither

Me Neither

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yxkb
Community Member
4 months ago

She is rebel, that's why. She makes her own labels! ;)

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#50

Popular Google Searches Are Making Me Question My Existence

Popular Google Searches Are Making Me Question My Existence

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

Myanus.

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