Everyone likes to think that they’re pretty smart and at the top of their game all the time, but the truth is, we all do and say some pretty dumb things sometimes. Like eating an entire bucket of KFC or looking everywhere for our glasses while we’re wearing them (true story). However, sometimes people mess up so badly that they end up on the internet when it looks like brain.exe stopped working for them.

Most of us know that embarrassing memories of dumb stuff that we did back in school/work/last Monday tend to resurface at the worst possible moments. So to make you feel better about yourself, Bored Panda has collected a list of some awesomely dumb things that people have said and done.

There’s nothing like other people messing up to make us forget all of our mistakes for a moment, right, dear Pandas? Scroll down, upvote your fave pics, and if you feel brave, let us know what the stupidest things you’ve ever done were! You can check out our earlier articles about stupid people doing stupid stuff here and here. Oh, and here's the coronavirus edition of dumb people acting dumb.

#1

You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?

You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?

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Christophe Beunens
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5 months ago

it's a gemstone

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#2

Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

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Rabbit Carrot
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5 months ago

Pffffff like Trump has any money. The man has been bankrupt multiple times.

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#3

And Passports Too

And Passports Too

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Rabbit Carrot
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5 months ago

They’ll never get hold of mine. I wear it every day.

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There are two kinds of stupidity. The kind where we don’t know that we’re being stupid. And the type where we definitely know but don’t want to stop. No matter how important and wise we might be, we’ll still make mistakes.

But there are reasons why human beings do stupid things, even if we’re aware that what we’re doing is wrong.

There are two kinds of pleasure. The first one that some call ‘liking’ is happy satisfaction that we get from eating a good meal, having a drink of water after a fun game of basketball, or getting a hug from a friend you haven’t seen in ages. Simple, wholesome things that make life wonderful.

#4

Socialism

Socialism

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Iapetos
Community Member
5 months ago

I want cake now.

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#5

Who’s Gonna Tell Her

Who’s Gonna Tell Her

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
5 months ago

Well, she actually meant that she wanted the pope as father for her baby, but he refused

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#6

Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

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Shelp
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5 months ago

Americans. Some of them simply can't imagine there is world outside the US.

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The second kind of pleasure, ‘wanting,’ is associated with thrills and desire. It’s the second kind of pleasure that makes us do stupid things that can have lots of negative consequences.

Sometimes, we say, “Damn the consequences” and do something small that’s stupid; no real harm done, right? Wrong. This can have a snowball effect and we’ll start doing dumber and dumber things. The next thing you know, we might end up on the internet before our brain.exe could reboot and save the day.

#7

That's Not How That... Never Mind

That's Not How That... Never Mind

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

I wonder if Your sister will be a mother or a father

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#8

Do These People Have Brains?

Do These People Have Brains?

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

That tweet she twote twas twitty. "Twote" has to become a verb(past tense)

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#9

To Ask For A Mysterious Service

To Ask For A Mysterious Service

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

I hope the kid reads a lot, because for sure they will not learn a lot from their parent

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#10

What A Time To Be Alive

What A Time To Be Alive

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Beverly
Community Member
5 months ago

I'm getting sadder and sadder reading these.

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#11

Mystery Solved

Mystery Solved

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

I guess the tree must have been enjoying itself all this time

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#12

I Wonder Why

I Wonder Why

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Izzy_
Community Member
5 months ago

Unless the child was switched at the hospital by mistake lol

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#13

He's Figuring It Out, Slowly

He's Figuring It Out, Slowly

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Houssem Hammami
Community Member
5 months ago

so innocent

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#14

Just What

Just What

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MnM2520
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5 months ago

???

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#15

Bye, America See You - Never

Bye, America See You - Never

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Izzy_
Community Member
5 months ago

You mean geography???

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#16

Umm Ok

Umm Ok

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
5 months ago

The cap explains it all...

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#17

Get This Idea Patented

Get This Idea Patented

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Tabitha L
Community Member
5 months ago

Ha. That is great. This person probably thought the were being so profound.

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#18

She Has Bigger Issues

She Has Bigger Issues

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
5 months ago

If you’re that stupid, you really shouldn’t be procreating.

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#19

Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

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hobbitly
Community Member
5 months ago

Clearly this is just trolling

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#20

Waterproof Level At 100

Waterproof Level At 100

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Vanta Black
Community Member
5 months ago

Humans are waterproof. That's why we don't swell up with water like a sponge when we sit in the bath. The problem is clothes.

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#21

Pickle Problems

Pickle Problems

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earringnut
Community Member
5 months ago

Admitting you did a stupid is the first step to recovery.

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#22

No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

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ThreeOfAKind
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5 months ago

They are the second type of people then

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#23

Hold Up

Hold Up

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
5 months ago

well a bunch of people just got their identities stolen

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#24

Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

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Nicola Roberts
Community Member
5 months ago

Hahahaha Do you think it's too late to tell him "No there isn't"?

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#25

Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

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Scagsy
Community Member
5 months ago

It's all in the edit.

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#26

Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

I see potential for business here- how about if I sold 1/10 pound burgers, or 1/25 ....would people still buy it (at lower cost of course)

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#27

I Am Speechless

I Am Speechless

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
5 months ago

For diabetics, best only use 1/2 cup of sugar

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#28

Fake ID Fail

Fake ID Fail

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Nadine Khazaka
Community Member
5 months ago

I was a little shocked that they could post his whole name and address until I remembered it's a freaking fake ID *facepalms hard*

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#29

We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

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Tracey Hirt
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

Do this many Americans really not know that the Arabic Numeral System is the most widely-used number system in the world, including in the US?

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#30

I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn

I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn

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Emma Knappe
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5 months ago

At least she realized lol

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#31

Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
5 months ago

The French "Noir" following it should have been a give away

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#32

Halloween Couple Of The Year

Halloween Couple Of The Year

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Chris Wade
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5 months ago

SuperAlabamaMan

Monday
Community Member
5 months ago

SuperAlabaman?

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Jacqueline Arana
Community Member
5 months ago

Maybe one incested on it

Krysta Pandoo
Community Member
5 months ago

I still think this one is fine. Not stupid, just a couple wanting to have a linked outfit. Cute.

Tobias the Tiger
Community Member
5 months ago

Probably would've been a little better if she dressed as Wonder Woman or something, though.

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Dave P
Community Member
5 months ago

To be fair 1) Superman grew up in Rural Kansas, 2) in the Comics Kara more than once tries to jump his bones. So this is well thought through from a comic book standpoint.

Isabella Vega
Community Member
5 months ago

Don’t tell them about Dora and Diego

Vanta Black
Community Member
5 months ago

Depending on where they're from, this is/isn't illegal.

backatya
Community Member
5 months ago

who cares so long as you get it on

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Catlover🐱001
Community Member
5 months ago

Thats gonna be a fucked up family tree

backatya
Community Member
5 months ago

burn the tree down

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Delilah Danehy
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5 months ago

It's country time boiz

Daniel Lewis
Community Member
5 months ago

They live in a traier park in Kentucky.

Marina Zaiceva
Community Member
4 months ago

Sweet home Alabama...

tuzdayschild
Community Member
5 months ago

Eleanor was Franklin's cousin

AndersM
Community Member
5 months ago

What's wrong with a little redneck love?

Winter's Dream
Community Member
5 months ago

I hear banjos in the background

backatya
Community Member
5 months ago

That's Deliverance with Burt Reynolds playing

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Vicky Zar
Community Member
5 months ago

They could have wanted to be equal instead of Superman + Damsel in distress (aka Lois). But she could have been Wonder Woman instead...

John Montgomery
Community Member
5 months ago

I mean. To be fair Supergirl hasn't always been Superman's cousin. She's not always even from Krypton. One of the earliest versions was just a Magic wish made by Jimmy.

Kate S
Community Member
5 months ago

Kissing cousins

WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
5 months ago

Doesn't matter in Alabama

Sharon Dean
Community Member
1 day ago

Not from Louisiana, Georgia or Mississippi??????

Eric Lafleur
Community Member
1 day ago

As long it stays in the family? You gotta love rednecks!

hayden
Community Member
2 weeks ago

woah thats weird af 😅!

b l a n c
Community Member
4 months ago

i don't really think that's the point here, it's not a super stupid thing, they just might not be nerds. and i'm not using that as an insult, it's the correct term. a nerd is just someone who knows a lot about something, i'm not trying to be rude. :) my point is that i don't think it's super stupid, and i think the sentiment is sweet ♥

Vinniegret
Community Member
4 months ago

NO!

Julia Dranfield
Community Member
4 months ago

web toes

Michelle C
Community Member
5 months ago

Kissing cousins

Monika Napierala
Community Member
5 months ago

happy halloween

Jose Diaz
Community Member
5 months ago

They must've been from Krypton's Hills !

Marnie
Community Member
5 months ago

Nothing wrong with that in most societies (many societies have preferred it because the two joined families are already family so there is less strife), and nothing wrong with it from a genetic standpoint. Wouldn't want everyone in a society to do it for the gene pool! But a few people here and there causes no harm. We just have a weird thing about it in modern societies.

Courtney LeDroit
Community Member
5 months ago

I always thought Superman and Wonder Woman had a secret thing.

Ann O'Riley
Community Member
5 months ago

Most cousins can marry. Especially in the Bible Belt.

backatya
Community Member
5 months ago

hey keep it in the family beside she looks hot

Marty BlackEagle-Carl
Community Member
5 months ago

SuperIncest

Steven Meyer
Community Member
5 months ago

Yea- but their from Arkansas, soooooooooo

Ralph Spooner
Community Member
5 months ago

Maybe she should have been in a "Bat girl" costume.

Ben Raines
Community Member
5 months ago

Not to be comic nerdy, but I don't think they're cousins now. 🤓

Jerome Kiley
Community Member
5 months ago

....and the problem is? No one heard of the deep South?

David Herz
Community Member
5 months ago

Well at least not Ancient Egypt where you marry your sister, and anyway marrying your cousin is not such a big deal, Charles Darwin and his wife for example, might have inspired evolution (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage)

M Kate McCulloch
Community Member
5 months ago

Hmmm Still legal in several states

Charles Brentner
Community Member
5 months ago

Not to mention Superman is in his 30's and Supergirl is in her Teens.

backatya
Community Member
5 months ago

Better yet

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Billy The Kid
Community Member
5 months ago

hillbilly style. shame really. superman is my favorite superhero

Lululoohoo
Community Member
5 months ago

Super Couple - the Alabama edition

Hendricus Jansen
Community Member
5 months ago

that's what they call "Kissing Cousins".

rickd24
Community Member
5 months ago

Alabama is not the only state that allows cousin marriages, 25 others do too. Cousin marriage has been common throughout history.

backatya
Community Member
5 months ago

I believe that's 2nd cousins

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Lynn Greyling
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5 months ago

Kissing cousins...

Richard Brown
Community Member
5 months ago

I can hear wedding banjos

Deborah Moth
Community Member
5 months ago

Vice is nice, incest is best.. old joke...

Rare Wubbox
Community Member
5 months ago

Just some superhero incest

Jo Johannsen
Community Member
5 months ago

Inbreeding is alive and, well....

backatya
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

Just have her on the pill and have all the fun you like. No need to actually get her pregnant. What's wrong with all of you

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KandiePrine
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5 months ago

People enforcing fictional rules of fiction are especially prone to democratic rule.

TheWitchNaru
Community Member
5 months ago

Bwahahahaha

Jonathan Reiter
Community Member
5 months ago

Actually, Clark Kent and Kara Zor El are cousins... Kissing might be okay but not deep throating like in the picture.

Pusfarm
Community Member
5 months ago

Funny, I had a different understanding of what deep throating meant.

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Sasha Kuleshov
Community Member
5 months ago

Unless is the Other Supergirl from an alternate dimension! XD

similarly
Community Member
5 months ago

And? What's your point?

Hugo Raible
Community Member
5 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuYf8q4o

Stan Sass
Community Member
5 months ago

For some people, this does not matter.

Luisa Vasconcelos
Community Member
5 months ago

Let the Power be in The family. The way superman must 🍾 imagine if he do it with a normal woman ? Will send her tô spa e naked. 😆

CatWoman312
Community Member
5 months ago

It worked for Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein

Andrew Gibb
Community Member
5 months ago

Incest is best- keep it in the family

Samantha Lomb
Community Member
5 months ago

Maybe they did and they like keeping it in the family

Maurettis
Community Member
5 months ago

Once I saw a couple cosplay Ranma male and female. So it's not weird unless they're real cousins

Monday Fuss
Community Member
5 months ago

Cute.

AllyBug
Community Member
5 months ago

Distant cousin....... very distant.

Channon Doughty
Community Member
5 months ago

Backwoods Superfamily?

C.S.
Community Member
5 months ago

Keeping it in the family!

Seabeast
Community Member
5 months ago

Hopefully at least a second cousin.

Scagsy
Community Member
5 months ago

Gimme 6

Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
5 months ago

As creepy as it is though cousins can marry so....

JKE
Community Member
5 months ago

In the UK we even have a special place for cousins to marry. We call it Norfolk.

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George-Florin Constantin
Community Member
5 months ago

Weeeell, Power Girl is not his cousin. Maybe it's Power Girl, not Supergirl. Naaaah, Power Girl has bigger gazongas....

Iapetos
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5 months ago

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Aren't they both supposed to be Superman?

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#33

Baby Smoothie

Baby Smoothie

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Palestinian warrior
Community Member
5 months ago

Wth!! Do they actually think that people BLEND BABIES???!! And anyway abortions happen before the baby is even developed, at the earliest stage

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#34

I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

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WilvanderHeijden
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5 months ago

For more breaking news visit the Onion News site.

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#35

Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

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Malakai
Community Member
5 months ago

Oh, Megan, you hot mess indeed.... From a Southern gal, God bless your poor little heart

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#36

Welcome To Calculus 101

Welcome To Calculus 101

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
5 months ago

That poor teacher. Going to Irish up his coffee on the lunch break to get through the day

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#37

Hmmm

Hmmm

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Chris Wade
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5 months ago

I rest my case.

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#38

Idiotic Landlord

Idiotic Landlord

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Pensive
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

I'd assume the landlord meant photos of the dials and pilot light on the hot water service outside the house. In which case, the fail here lies with Patrick.

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#39

A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

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David Wong
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5 months ago

Then he sold it on the next stop, with shaky hands.

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#40

This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

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Rowlie
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5 months ago

I'm surprised they noticed

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#41

It's A Funny Facepalm Though

It's A Funny Facepalm Though

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Houssem Hammami
Community Member
5 months ago

That "sh*t" have feelings bruh

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#42

Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

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earringnut
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

Was alcohol in play at some point in the cancellation process?

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#43

Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
5 months ago

perpetuum mobile

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#44

To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
5 months ago

Aha watching family guy right now! This is something i can see me doing XD

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#45

Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
5 months ago

The facemask thing as demonstrated just how many moronic adults there are out there. Its not rocket science to put one on right and yet . . .

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#46

She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

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Nadine Khazaka
Community Member
5 months ago

Maybe she's just got a ton of insulin to spare.

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#47

Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

right number, wrong person- solved it

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#48

How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

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Tracey Hirt
Community Member
5 months ago

Well, I feel stupid! All this time, I’ve been using my pulse oximeter on my finger!

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#49

Me Neither

Me Neither

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yxkb
Community Member
5 months ago

She is rebel, that's why. She makes her own labels! ;)

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#50

Popular Google Searches Are Making Me Question My Existence

Popular Google Searches Are Making Me Question My Existence

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
5 months ago

Myanus.

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