Everyone likes to think that they’re pretty smart and at the top of their game all the time, but the truth is, we all do and say some pretty dumb things sometimes. Like eating an entire bucket of KFC or looking everywhere for our glasses while we’re wearing them (true story). However, sometimes people mess up so badly that they end up on the internet when it looks like brain.exe stopped working for them.

Most of us know that embarrassing memories of dumb stuff that we did back in school/work/last Monday tend to resurface at the worst possible moments. So to make you feel better about yourself, Bored Panda has collected a list of some awesomely dumb things that people have said and done.

There’s nothing like other people messing up to make us forget all of our mistakes for a moment, right, dear Pandas? Scroll down, upvote your fave pics, and if you feel brave, let us know what the stupidest things you’ve ever done were! You can check out our earlier articles about stupid people doing stupid stuff here and here. Oh, and here's the coronavirus edition of dumb people acting dumb.

#1

You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?

You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?

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Christophe Beunens
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3 months ago

it's a gemstone

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#2

Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

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Rabbit Carrot
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3 months ago

Pffffff like Trump has any money. The man has been bankrupt multiple times.

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#3

And Passports Too

And Passports Too

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Rabbit Carrot
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3 months ago

They’ll never get hold of mine. I wear it every day.

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There are two kinds of stupidity. The kind where we don’t know that we’re being stupid. And the type where we definitely know but don’t want to stop. No matter how important and wise we might be, we’ll still make mistakes.

But there are reasons why human beings do stupid things, even if we’re aware that what we’re doing is wrong.

There are two kinds of pleasure. The first one that some call ‘liking’ is happy satisfaction that we get from eating a good meal, having a drink of water after a fun game of basketball, or getting a hug from a friend you haven’t seen in ages. Simple, wholesome things that make life wonderful.

#4

Socialism

Socialism

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Iapetos
Community Member
3 months ago

I want cake now.

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#5

Who’s Gonna Tell Her

Who’s Gonna Tell Her

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
3 months ago

Well, she actually meant that she wanted the pope as father for her baby, but he refused

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#6

Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

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Shelp
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3 months ago

Americans. Some of them simply can't imagine there is world outside the US.

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The second kind of pleasure, ‘wanting,’ is associated with thrills and desire. It’s the second kind of pleasure that makes us do stupid things that can have lots of negative consequences.

Sometimes, we say, “Damn the consequences” and do something small that’s stupid; no real harm done, right? Wrong. This can have a snowball effect and we’ll start doing dumber and dumber things. The next thing you know, we might end up on the internet before our brain.exe could reboot and save the day.

#7

That's Not How That... Never Mind

That's Not How That... Never Mind

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Rowlie
Community Member
3 months ago

I wonder if Your sister will be a mother or a father

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#8

Do These People Have Brains?

Do These People Have Brains?

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
3 months ago (edited)

That tweet she twote twas twitty. "Twote" has to become a verb(past tense)

Tabitha L
Community Member
3 months ago

I like twote. Better than tweeted.

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
3 months ago

White people are really pretty clueless about a lot of things Black people have or are experiencing.

TheHerplover
Community Member
3 months ago

Yes we are

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CatWoman312
Community Member
3 months ago

Wait until she learns about native Americans

TheWitchNaru
Community Member
3 months ago

Or slaves from every country in every century since cave men.

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OCD Mom
Community Member
3 months ago

"Wilted leaves of cabbage" has got to be the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. I am going to use this from now every time I find stupid 😂

Pensive
Community Member
3 months ago

Five is a generous estimate.

Deborah Moth
Community Member
3 months ago

Lettuce...and just the tip of the iceburg.

Bobby Stahr
Community Member
3 months ago

ha ha ha

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R L
Community Member
3 months ago

I will remember the 5 wilted leaves of cabbage for future use- that's gold.

cowboy patrick
Community Member
3 months ago

am i the only one who thinks you can't compare slavery to a terrorist attack? *_*

Sue Clifford
Community Member
3 months ago

NO.

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Just another bot
Community Member
3 months ago

Unfortunately slavery has made lots more victims than the Africans taken to America...there has been slavery all over the world since the beginning of time and there still is.... NEVER FORGET history!! Especially the episodes which were the most cruel and shameful, so that future generations may know their past and hopefully they may never be repeated

Luisa Vasconcelos
Community Member
3 months ago

You know what would really really be good ? If afro americans would be Just americans insted of afro americans. I never meet a afro german or afro european or a afro portuguese. Only in USA have a afro. Many dont even know nothing about África, but still there the remind that they are some how connected with África, in a very shit way, remind that they came from slave. They are American. Period

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Ami Temi
Community Member
3 months ago

That reaction is gold! Leaves of cabbage... 😂 It's actually really sad this girl will probably never understand the history of her own country or compassion, for that matter.

Kevin Wilcoxon
Community Member
3 months ago

You can't cure stupid

Seedy Vine
Community Member
3 months ago

That woman is a total twitter twat

Kjorn
Community Member
3 months ago

more people died from 9/11 from slavery? damn… not the sharpest knife in the box

Sue Clifford
Community Member
3 months ago

Maybe not, however in this case I would bet it’s lack of education making stupidity questionable.

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K Witmer
Community Member
3 months ago

Blow job oops I mean bj scully is a triggered little snowflake! Lmao

Joan Harris
Community Member
3 months ago

5 wilted leaves of cabbage? 🤣🤣

Olivier Burez
Community Member
3 months ago

She get her information from Disney movies I think.

Christine Ladyman
Community Member
3 months ago

Idiot tweet. ..but fabulous response. ..wilted leaves of cabbage! 😂😂😂

Michael Se
Community Member
3 months ago

Five wilted leaves of cabbage is generous.

Isabella Vega
Community Member
3 months ago

Yes, five wilted leaves of cabbage

Kate S
Community Member
3 months ago

I thought I saw a puddy tat....

Steve Cruz
Community Member
3 months ago

And "Kristi" is the product of the Texas Board Of Education revising history textbooks for the past 80 years.

SykesDaMan
Community Member
3 months ago

Any nickname for her? Kulture Kristi? Why did you have to write it with a "K"!!???!!!

Karyn Langdon
Community Member
3 months ago

"Twote" is my new favorite word. And I'm glad he gave her the benefit of the doubt and said 5, I would have only said "a wilted leaf." One. Singular.

Jeff Diamond
Community Member
3 months ago

"Just wilted 5 leaves of cabbage." priceless.

Sakeena
Community Member
3 months ago

Cabbage!!!

Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

So many died on JUST THE SLAVE SHIPS that sharks altered their migration path, let alone on the plantations and in the sugar refineries, children were forced to sleep so close to the fires, they would often be burned alive

ROBERT NELSON
Community Member
2 months ago

BOI DIS GIRL DUMB

Carole Hamilton
Community Member
2 months ago

slaves were murdered in many countries over many years and no-one bothered to record them, some were thrown overboard to drown, slavery continues to this day in the form of young girls and women forced into prostitution, their lies are also in danger daily, wise up

okpkpkp
Community Member
3 months ago

...5 wilted leaves of cabbage... ROFL!

Hugh Crawford
Community Member
3 months ago

Wow. Kind of sums up everything going on right now. And I would have gone with "twriten".

Courtney LeDroit
Community Member
3 months ago

That last line made me laugh!

Ann O'Riley
Community Member
3 months ago

Really, Kristi @kristips2016. Did you not know that all slaves are dead?

Meyer Weinstock
Community Member
3 months ago

Someone didn't take my class... -Dr M retired history professor

katboxjanitor
Community Member
3 months ago

**whimper**

Dawn Luttrell
Community Member
3 months ago

hahahahaha

Martha Higgins
Community Member
3 months ago

Kristi apparently hasn't learned much actual history.

AnnieLaurie Burke
Community Member
3 months ago

Maybe only 3 leaves....

shemeowsalot
Community Member
3 months ago

am gonna use that last line lol

pobrichi
Community Member
3 months ago

"T'was twoten" twanged Taiwanese Tawny Twitty (sorry, someone get me out of here!)

Bacony
Community Member
3 months ago

What Twat.

Sevenarwen
Community Member
3 months ago

I signed into boredpanda just to upvote this. 🤣

Elaine Mattingly
Community Member
3 months ago

Five leaves? That's giving more crdit than she deserves.

Sasha Kuleshov
Community Member
3 months ago

And nowadays we have how many 9/11's because of the stellar response of the govt to the coronavirus? 2? 3? 6? I stopped counting a month ago...

Jodie Johnson
Community Member
3 months ago

Wow, just wow. Someone needs to tell her about the Middle Passage and explain it is not a Princess Cruise route.

Lalie Beneke
Community Member
3 months ago

Sauerkraut?

Lillukka79
Community Member
3 months ago

Nah, that's cultivated.

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Anna Neemus
Community Member
3 months ago

Bc america only cares when white ppl die

Trent Tulpo
Community Member
3 months ago

I'd fuck the bitch!

WildBerry
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3 months ago

Don't advertise that you're desperate.

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Luisa Vasconcelos
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3 months ago (edited)

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You know what would really really be good ? If afro americans would be Just americans insted of afro americans. I never meet a afro german or afro european or a afro portuguese. Only in USA have a afro. Many dont even know nothing about África, but still there the remind that they are some how connected with África, in a very shit way, remind that they came from slave. They are American. Period

April Simnel
Community Member
3 months ago

That's like asking Jews to forget the Holocaust. At least the Jewish people were able to have their killers tried, sentenced and executed. Our killers and enslavers got statues, their faces put on money, with cities and schools named after them. I have no idea if you're American or not, but our keeping silent about how the past HAS NOT been dealt with isn't going to make cops less likely to smash their knees into peoples' necks, or stop good ol' boys from chasing down black men in the road and shooting them and calling them "nigger". It's not going to stop millions of white people from thinking that we're not "real" Americans and treating us likewise. When we live within our rights as Americans, gee, funny how mad some whites get, and they assault and kill us. Anyway, there ARE Afro-Brazilians, Afro-Venezuelans and Black British, among others. Just Google those 3 and you'll see.

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3 months ago

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I need to find this b*tch some hands to throw at her.

Sinkvenice
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3 months ago

What a profoundly idiotic thing to say.

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#9

To Ask For A Mysterious Service

To Ask For A Mysterious Service

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Rowlie
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3 months ago

I hope the kid reads a lot, because for sure they will not learn a lot from their parent

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#10

What A Time To Be Alive

What A Time To Be Alive

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Beverly
Community Member
3 months ago

I'm getting sadder and sadder reading these.

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#11

Mystery Solved

Mystery Solved

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Rowlie
Community Member
3 months ago

I guess the tree must have been enjoying itself all this time

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#12

I Wonder Why

I Wonder Why

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Izzy_
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3 months ago

Unless the child was switched at the hospital by mistake lol

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#13

He's Figuring It Out, Slowly

He's Figuring It Out, Slowly

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Houssem Hammami
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3 months ago

so innocent

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#14

Just What

Just What

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MnM2520
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3 months ago

???

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#15

Bye, America See You - Never

Bye, America See You - Never

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Izzy_
Community Member
3 months ago

You mean geography???

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#16

Umm Ok

Umm Ok

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
3 months ago

The cap explains it all...

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#17

Get This Idea Patented

Get This Idea Patented

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Tabitha L
Community Member
3 months ago

Ha. That is great. This person probably thought the were being so profound.

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#18

She Has Bigger Issues

She Has Bigger Issues

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Rabbit Carrot
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3 months ago

If you’re that stupid, you really shouldn’t be procreating.

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#19

Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

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hobbitly
Community Member
3 months ago

Clearly this is just trolling

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#20

Waterproof Level At 100

Waterproof Level At 100

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Vanta Black
Community Member
3 months ago

Humans are waterproof. That's why we don't swell up with water like a sponge when we sit in the bath. The problem is clothes.

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#21

Pickle Problems

Pickle Problems

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earringnut
Community Member
3 months ago

Admitting you did a stupid is the first step to recovery.

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#22

No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

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ThreeOfAKind
Community Member
3 months ago

They are the second type of people then

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#23

Hold Up

Hold Up

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
3 months ago

well a bunch of people just got their identities stolen

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#24

Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

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Nicola Roberts
Community Member
3 months ago

Hahahaha Do you think it's too late to tell him "No there isn't"?

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#25

Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

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Scagsy
Community Member
3 months ago

It's all in the edit.

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#26

Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

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Rowlie
Community Member
3 months ago

I see potential for business here- how about if I sold 1/10 pound burgers, or 1/25 ....would people still buy it (at lower cost of course)

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#27

I Am Speechless

I Am Speechless

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
3 months ago

For diabetics, best only use 1/2 cup of sugar

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#28

Fake ID Fail

Fake ID Fail

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Nadine Khazaka
Community Member
3 months ago

I was a little shocked that they could post his whole name and address until I remembered it's a freaking fake ID *facepalms hard*

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#29

We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

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Tracey Hirt
Community Member
3 months ago (edited)

Do this many Americans really not know that the Arabic Numeral System is the most widely-used number system in the world, including in the US?

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#30

I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn

I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn

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Emma Knappe
Community Member
3 months ago

At least she realized lol

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#31

Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
3 months ago

The French "Noir" following it should have been a give away

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#32

Halloween Couple Of The Year

Halloween Couple Of The Year

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Chris Wade
Community Member
3 months ago

SuperAlabamaMan

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#33

Baby Smoothie

Baby Smoothie

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Palestinian warrior
Community Member
3 months ago

Wth!! Do they actually think that people BLEND BABIES???!! And anyway abortions happen before the baby is even developed, at the earliest stage

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#34

I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

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WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
3 months ago

For more breaking news visit the Onion News site.

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#35

Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

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Malakai
Community Member
3 months ago

Oh, Megan, you hot mess indeed.... From a Southern gal, God bless your poor little heart

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#36

Welcome To Calculus 101

Welcome To Calculus 101

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
3 months ago

That poor teacher. Going to Irish up his coffee on the lunch break to get through the day

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#37

Hmmm

Hmmm

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Chris Wade
Community Member
3 months ago

I rest my case.

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#38

Idiotic Landlord

Idiotic Landlord

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Pensive
Community Member
3 months ago (edited)

I'd assume the landlord meant photos of the dials and pilot light on the hot water service outside the house. In which case, the fail here lies with Patrick.

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#39

A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

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David Wong
Community Member
3 months ago

Then he sold it on the next stop, with shaky hands.

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#40

This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

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Rowlie
Community Member
3 months ago

I'm surprised they noticed

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#41

It's A Funny Facepalm Though

It's A Funny Facepalm Though

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Houssem Hammami
Community Member
3 months ago

That "sh*t" have feelings bruh

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#42

Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

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earringnut
Community Member
3 months ago (edited)

Was alcohol in play at some point in the cancellation process?

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#43

Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
3 months ago

perpetuum mobile

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#44

To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
3 months ago

Aha watching family guy right now! This is something i can see me doing XD

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#45

Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
3 months ago

The facemask thing as demonstrated just how many moronic adults there are out there. Its not rocket science to put one on right and yet . . .

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#46

She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

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Nadine Khazaka
Community Member
3 months ago

Maybe she's just got a ton of insulin to spare.

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#47

Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

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Rowlie
Community Member
3 months ago

right number, wrong person- solved it

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#48

How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

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Tracey Hirt
Community Member
3 months ago

Well, I feel stupid! All this time, I’ve been using my pulse oximeter on my finger!

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#49

Me Neither

Me Neither

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yxkb
Community Member
3 months ago

She is rebel, that's why. She makes her own labels! ;)

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#50

Popular Google Searches Are Making Me Question My Existence

Popular Google Searches Are Making Me Question My Existence

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
3 months ago

Myanus.

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