In life, we all get our chance to shine, like nailing an important presentation at work or leading the football team to victory. Such highs make us want to share our joy with everyone. On the other hand, we also have those embarrassing moments—searching for our keys while holding them or misplacing our groceries.
On such occasions, our common sense takes a backseat, and our brain refuses to function—a brain fart, if you will. But don’t worry, you are not alone. Sometimes, people are hilariously clueless and naive and thankfully, someone captured it on camera.
To help you momentarily forget your goof-ups and lift your spirits, Bored Panda has collected a list of silly things that people have said and done.
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Blaming Young People For Being Triggered
Same sidewalk, cemetery, church, school, neighborhoods, department stores, restaurants, gas stations, supermarkets, colleges etc.etc.etc. Even though those institutions are supported by Black taxes, so yeah...Black people have always subsidized white people by white people giving themselves the majority of the handouts. White people benefit from Black taxes
Lesson Learned
Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says
Have you ever been in a situation where you randomly blank out or end up doing something silly, and wonder, "What was I thinking?" Welcome to the world of brain farts – those awkward moments when our mind stops functioning, leaving us confused and sometimes embarrassed.
Our brains are incredibly complex organs, capable of processing vast amounts of information efficiently. But they experience hiccups from time to time, or 'cognitive dysfunction'.
It's Just Sad
All Because He Felt Bad He Didn’t Pay Her Enough
Prove Me Wrong, Gladly
A brain fart, which can be linked to cognitive dysfunction, perfectly describes those instances when our mental processes seem to malfunction. Thankfully, many of these glitches are quite common and easy to manage.
We can hit a roadblock when our stress levels skyrocket or we are exhausted. This causes our attention to waver and our memory to play hide-and-seek. Picture this: you're working late in the night, trying to finish a last-minute project, and you keep reading the same paragraph over and over again, unable to understand a word of it.
It is hard to concentrate when our brains are pushed to the limit. In order to recharge our batteries, we should indulge in relaxing activities or hit the gym. This will not only soothe our soul but also help kick stress to the curb.
The "Fidget Stick" Was Bothersome
Yikes
Ah, Yes, $4k Rent
Every Job Should Be Appreciated
$15 Tacos
What Is This New Email You Speak Of?
In today's fast-paced world filled with distractions, staying focused can be difficult. One moment of distraction, and bam! our train of thought derails, leaving us wondering where it all went wrong. That's the magic (or rather, the mischief) of a brain fart, it sneaks up on us when we least expect it, turning our well-laid plans into hilarious moments.
Participating in meditation events or learning new breathing techniques helps to sharpen our attention and focus on the present moment. In fact, organizational tools such as calendars or to-do lists are a great way to keep your appointments and tasks in check. A structured approach helps prevent those "oops" moments.
Judging A Book By Its Cover
Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?
So Penguins Are Mammals Now
While multitasking is impressive, sometimes it's a recipe for disaster. When we attempt to do too many tasks at once, our brains get overwhelmed, like a computer that has too many tabs open. And just like that, we start to lag because of the overload.
To avoid going from lightning-fast to snail's pace, one should focus on one task at a time. When we keep switching between different things, our brains need time to refocus and this prevents us from fully immersing ourselves in the task at hand. It’s harder to achieve meaningful progress while multitasking. So, remember to take a deep breath, and tackle things like the productivity pro you are.
She Doesn't Know What's Coming
A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight
My credit card was hacked. I think the guy did it by hacking my Gmail account because he signed up for Priceline using the Gmail login button.
I called my bank and canceled it. I logged into Priceline to see if I could get any information about the person who booked the flight. I saw I could cancel it for no charge. So I did it because it was going to be faster to get a refund from Priceline than my bank.
Two days later I got this email. It had his photo and phone number. It matched the name on the flight too.
Excuse Me?
Don’t forget, sleep is your brain's secret weapon that keeps your cognitive powers in top shape. Not getting enough rest can impair memory, attention, and your decision-making abilities. Imagine: You are staring blankly at the fridge, wondering what exactly you are looking for. It's like your brain hit the snooze button along with your alarm clock.
That's why it's important to prioritize quality sleep. Aim for a solid 7-9 hours of uninterrupted shut-eye every night, and it will help you efficiently tackle whatever challenges the day throws your way.
Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music
Only one of those people would have spent time in the 90's listening to Nirvana, etc and the other.........thinks "middle aged" people can't wear band t-shirts of popular bands or of bands they like.
Umm... So Who's Gonna Tell Him
Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It
This is also called a totalitarian system and most countries don't like it at all.
Most who tell me they want a "Christian Nation" are offended when I say "oh..so a theocracy"..."nooo".."yesss"
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People like this give christians a bad name but most of us are nice
The problem is (as with most groups) the people with extreme viewpoints are louder 🫤
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Inari! Deity of foxes, fertility, rice, sake, agriculture and industry
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Metaphysically absurd. You can't force someone to believe in God. You can only compel him to pretend he does.
TBF this was the sort of reasoning used by the Pilgrim Fathers - they weren't leaving England to escape fro persecution, they were leaving it to found a community where they could force their religious beliefs on everybody else - so it's not _so_ surprising that it's still present in parts of the US.
Sometimes Ive had the same thought. But the "Pilgrim Fathers" (what a horrible name) were a colony of a couple of hundred at most. And almost as soon as it started it started to schism into less authoritarian colonies. And some colonies were established as explicitly religiously pluralistic. So... I'm not sure that's it. The bible belt is in the South, far from Plymouth rock. I speculate that the religious ferocity there is imported from the Scots-Irish, via Ulster, via the Covenaters in Scotland. With a a healthy mixture of African religion and slave "salvation" religion. But I'm biased and talking out my bunghole. In my copious free time I'd love to talk to people who know about this.
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If I had the power, I'd let everyone who thinks we should have mandatory religion and follow "Gods law" have their way. I'd stick all the christians in a place that requires them to follow sharia law as the Taliban see it.
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Actually just why? Watch the Life of Brian to get a clear perspective on religion and also while you are at it learn so bloody history, moron.
Even if you have a totalitarian system, you can't just change people's minds. Even during the Spanish inquisition, many people claimed to accept Christ but still kept their religion (or lack thereof). Stupid idea and impossible to enforce. Get a new hobby. Perhaps you could start with being a better follower of God yourself.
I believe in God. I do not follow any religion. I also do not expect other people to believe what I believe. My philosophy is- let everybody live their lives their way, you pay attention to your own. Help people, but do not judge them or force things on them.
“The First Amendment provides that Congress make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting its free exercise. It protects freedom of speech, the press, assembly, and the right to petition the Government for a redress of grievances“
I don't believe in any Gods & NEVER will. Absolutely no interest in the adult version of imaginary friends.
I am a Christian. If you read the bible, you'll see that even Jesus disagrees with this.
There was a time when society was ruled by the Church. It's called the Dark Ages for a reason.-Anonymous (For you history nerds, yeah, I know that's not really accurate but it fits here)
I’m a pretty religious person, but I also believe I’m freedom of religion. I may not agree with their beliefs, but I respect their right to others beliefs.
I've got $50 that says this asshat has a "Defend The Constitution" bumper sticker.
Tim the Fool should go live in Saudi Barbaria where belief is the law.
Some in the US think it's 100% fine if the religion is Christianity, but God forbid the discussion should include Islam or Judaism (Pun intended). They do not at all see how ridiculous and hypocritical they are.
I'm not sure anyone in this discussion, or joining this discussion, will ever prove or disprove, their point of view, nor be able to change anyone else's point of view. . .!
With god you’re screwed too. Everyone dies. No one knows whether or not heaven and hell are real, so don’t act like they are just because they’re in a book
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Yet there are so many states where atheism is outlawed and can earn you jailtime. And in some cases... execution.
I often think Pandas are too dismissive of some right wing, or even centrist people. Tim Pool is not one of those people. Guys a grade A dbag.
Ethics aside, this is completely unenforceable. You don't know what people believe. Only what they claim to believe. If they can get severely punished for not believing in your god, the number of people who "believe" is going to go way up, but it does not mean there are any more believers than there were before changing the laws.
The reason why people are willing to accept fascist nationalism while losing their sh*t over democratic socialism . Correlation/= causation, opinion/=fact, question answers, don't answer questions.
Socialism means if you build it, you own it. Facism means people don't get a voice. The "evil" socialist countries are all fascist, just like all the "evil" countries that are not socialist, just like what a religious dictatorship would be.
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Sad that the person who posted this was obviously doing so to smear anyone right of the extremist progressive left. Because, when you have nothing to offer on the issues, distorting reality to accomplish your goal works just as well, right? How do I know? Because they'd never admit nor show that Tim also posited the opposite of this statement as part of a debate - which perhaps some of you may know - he regularly sets up for and/or from his show where different perspectives, sometimes even unpopular ones, are laid out for open debate.. But here, where all the muppets TAKE THE SMEAR BATE and proceed to trash talk, participants are blasted by psuedo intellectual echoes, with few brave enough to post independent thought, lest they be pummeled by the resultant virtual mob. Well done, minions. Well done.
there are two types of christians: real christians, and then we have this
There are a lot of countries that enforce that rule, though they are probably a bit too warm and worship the wrong god for this guy
God may not force anyone, but his followers sure do force others to believe in him.
Load More Replies...With a bit of mindfulness, a good night's sleep, and some stress-busting techniques up our sleeves, we can turn those dumb moments into tiny blips on the radar of our brilliant minds. Meanwhile, it never hurts to enjoy those occasional silly situations where we goof up. Have you ever experienced a brain fart? Tell us about your funniest struggles in the comments below.
Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most
My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping
Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts
Trust lost. Sign of stupidity. It's literally written on the syringe. Fire her, before she burns down your house.
I Have No Words
Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots
Toxic Masculinity At Its Finest
Virgin Mary Strikes Again
"Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent?"
Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive
My stepdad will not let me remove this thin foil for the entire week because he thinks the eclipse will burn us somehow, and now the entire apartment looks like a cave (the first photo is my room, and the second is the kitchen/living room).
I'm surprised that he didn't use all the foil making his hats.
Apparently, Cleopatra VII Was African-American
The Sunburn Won’t Give Her Cancer, The Sunscreen Will
And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?
Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks
They do this intentionally to teach you not to park in front of hydrants.
An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge
Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies
Synonyms
"He Looks Very White For A Spanish Guy"
Apparently, Crying At Your Wedding Is Considered Gay Now
When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This
Well in fairness, think of the people he probably hangs with. He might just be the top 86%.
Women Lose Their Autism If They Have A Child
Blood Is Blue, Apparently
This is sadly a common myth. Deoxygenated blood is a darker red than oxygenated blood, but both are still very much red
I May Not Be A Smart Man, But I Know What Stupid Is
Someone Forgot How An Acronym Works
Fiancée Wanted An Iced Latte
Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight
I would be mighty tempted to take the money - and continue coughing in his direction for the rest of the flight
The Entitlement Is Strong With This One
The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch
Science Is Too Hard
My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold
I guesss that's better than eating waffles with mold and thinking its chocolate
Georgia
An Honest Mistake
Let Me Just Fill This Iron With Sugar Water, What Could Go Wrong?
This Is Actually Insane
Who's Going To Tell Him That That's Simply Oxidation, And Not "Toxins"?
"How To Fix It?"
What Do You Expect Them To Do?
Just Leave Your Neighbor Alone
Woke Up To This Conversation Between My Co-Owner And A New Member
Our Flight Attendant Repeatedly Insisted That My Son "Turn Off His Device"
For The Last Six Years, I Thought My Car's Hood Emblem Was Blue. It Turns Out, It Was Just A Protective Film
Scissors Of Satan
I have a hunch, when they move in together at least one of their cats will be named Emily Dickinson.
He Really Said That With His Whole Chest
Oh drat, I better start warning the other 4.6 million people who live here in Cape Town that we better start packing, as all this time we have been living in a direction. Sorry for the other millions of South Africans, but I don't have time to warn them all. Thanks for the laugh on this cold autumn day.
The Amount Of Likes Is Scary
Wait, What?
They actually used to push them towards, then off, the edge of cliffs.
Mom Needs To Go Back To School
That’s One Way To Approach The Topic, I Guess
It's people like this that give Christians a bad name 🤦🏼♀️. Please note, I'm not trying to start a theological debate - everyone should be free to believe what they believe, without hate.
Everybody Can Run 7-Minute Miles
I kind of get this one after you hear stories of mothers lifting entire cars to save their children and such. It's not mental toughness though it's pushing past you bodies natural defense mechanisms that keep you from injuring yourself.
Nissan Rogue Driver Gets Stuck Making A Turn On A Denver Bike Path Footbridge
Flat-Earthers Indoctrinating Children From Birth
My Friend Met A Guy Very Confused By Pronouns
To me this sounds like a person trying, getting it wrong, and apologising
Just Accept Him
Finally Found One
If the sun exploded, we'd see it 8 minutes later. But the sound wouldn't reach us until 14 years later. Doesn't matter tho, because, well, we're all dead.
And 120 Minutes Is 1 Hour And 20 Minutes, Right?
Looks like someone forgot how ratios work. Time to go back to middle school
This Riddle Doesn't Make Sense. I'm Desperately Trying To Work Out Their Reasoning, But Nothing Fits
What Could Go Wrong With Taking 10' Boards Home In A Small Car?
I know a guy that has done this to his (now ex ) wife’s car multiple times !
Not A Single One Of These Is A Triangle
Who Gave This Guy A Medical Degree
My eyes are week, I need to add glasses. My brain lacks neurotransmitters and -receivers, I need to add those
Truly, One Of The Dumbest People
There Are 10 Different Kinds Of People: Those Who Understand Binary, And Those Who Don't
Can I Use Facebook But Not Google?
Phone Case Kiosk Guy Fitted And Sold This Case To My Clueless Grandmother
Good Math Skills Are Hard To Come By
Americans Are Also Europeans
What Could Go Wrong With Ironing A Synthetic Shirt
I Can't Help But Wonder If They All Can't Read Or If They Just Insist On Being Dumb
This Is Insane. Less Than $1000 For 100 Hours
Most of these must have come from R/MildlyInfuriating cuz these sure raised my blood pressure significantly.
I think I follow politics to closely so I just laughed. This is run of the mill stupid compared to Republicans, Tories our conservatives in Australia.
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I once taught a 16/17 year old girl who said it was impossible to have anything above 100% and this girl had a C in GCSE. Another time, and this was the WHOLE room of adults I mentioned the experiment where two object were dropped on the moon (feather and hammer) that proved in a vaccum things fall at the same rate - I got called a moron... By EVERYONE.
I asked the person at the counter at Baskin Robbins for a quart of a certain flavor of ice cream. She said they had no more one-quart containers. I said, ok just give me two pints for the same price. She froze, stammered, acted like I was trying to trick her, then refused. Another excellent product of our public schools.
I understand this, though. You have to ring things into the cash register, mostly using bar codes. If you don't physically have a one quart there to take the code from them you cannot make the cash register give the one quart price, it won't do it. Also, 2 smaller things are more expensive than one big one due to packaging and transport costs (round containers make you transport a lot of air in your truck) and the costs of handling and storing the items in store, so they are not the same price at all and not interchangeable. Cashier likely working out if this is possible with her register and without getting fired, and that jammed up her brain in being able to respond.
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A stupid thread where scientific facts are downvoted... because people apparently doesn't agree with science 🤷♀️
Most of these must have come from R/MildlyInfuriating cuz these sure raised my blood pressure significantly.
I think I follow politics to closely so I just laughed. This is run of the mill stupid compared to Republicans, Tories our conservatives in Australia.
Load More Replies... I once taught a 16/17 year old girl who said it was impossible to have anything above 100% and this girl had a C in GCSE. Another time, and this was the WHOLE room of adults I mentioned the experiment where two object were dropped on the moon (feather and hammer) that proved in a vaccum things fall at the same rate - I got called a moron... By EVERYONE.
I asked the person at the counter at Baskin Robbins for a quart of a certain flavor of ice cream. She said they had no more one-quart containers. I said, ok just give me two pints for the same price. She froze, stammered, acted like I was trying to trick her, then refused. Another excellent product of our public schools.
I understand this, though. You have to ring things into the cash register, mostly using bar codes. If you don't physically have a one quart there to take the code from them you cannot make the cash register give the one quart price, it won't do it. Also, 2 smaller things are more expensive than one big one due to packaging and transport costs (round containers make you transport a lot of air in your truck) and the costs of handling and storing the items in store, so they are not the same price at all and not interchangeable. Cashier likely working out if this is possible with her register and without getting fired, and that jammed up her brain in being able to respond.
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