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In life, we all get our chance to shine, like nailing an important presentation at work or leading the football team to victory. Such highs make us want to share our joy with everyone. On the other hand, we also have those embarrassing moments—searching for our keys while holding them or misplacing our groceries.
On such occasions, our common sense takes a backseat, and our brain refuses to function—a brain fart, if you will. But don’t worry, you are not alone. Sometimes, people are hilariously clueless and naive and thankfully, someone captured it on camera.
To help you momentarily forget your goof-ups and lift your spirits, Bored Panda has collected a list of silly things that people have said and done.
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#1
Blaming Young People For Being Triggered
HighNMightyBigshotBossOfWorld 1 year ago (edited)
Same sidewalk, cemetery, church, school, neighborhoods, department stores, restaurants, gas stations, supermarkets, colleges etc.etc.etc. Even though those institutions are supported by Black taxes, so yeah...Black people have always subsidized white people by white people giving themselves the majority of the handouts. White people benefit from Black taxes
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#3
Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says
Have you ever been in a situation where you randomly blank out or end up doing something silly, and wonder, "What was I thinking?" Welcome to the world of brain farts – those awkward moments when our mind stops functioning, leaving us confused and sometimes embarrassed.
Our brains are incredibly complex organs, capable of processing vast amounts of information efficiently. But they experience hiccups from time to time, or 'cognitive dysfunction'.
#5
All Because He Felt Bad He Didn’t Pay Her Enough
#6
Prove Me Wrong, Gladly
A brain fart, which can be linked to cognitive dysfunction, perfectly describes those instances when our mental processes seem to malfunction. Thankfully, many of these glitches are quite common and easy to manage.
We can hit a roadblock when our stress levels skyrocket or we are exhausted. This causes our attention to waver and our memory to play hide-and-seek. Picture this: you're working late in the night, trying to finish a last-minute project, and you keep reading the same paragraph over and over again, unable to understand a word of it.
It is hard to concentrate when our brains are pushed to the limit. In order to recharge our batteries, we should indulge in relaxing activities or hit the gym. This will not only soothe our soul but also help kick stress to the curb.
#7
The "Fidget Stick" Was Bothersome
#8
Yikes
#9
Ah, Yes, $4k Rent
#10
Every Job Should Be Appreciated
#11
$15 Tacos
#12
What Is This New Email You Speak Of?
In today's fast-paced world filled with distractions, staying focused can be difficult. One moment of distraction, and bam! our train of thought derails, leaving us wondering where it all went wrong. That's the magic (or rather, the mischief) of a brain fart, it sneaks up on us when we least expect it, turning our well-laid plans into hilarious moments.
Participating in meditation events or learning new breathing techniques helps to sharpen our attention and focus on the present moment. In fact, organizational tools such as calendars or to-do lists are a great way to keep your appointments and tasks in check. A structured approach helps prevent those "oops" moments.
#13
Judging A Book By Its Cover
#14
Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?
#15
So Penguins Are Mammals Now
While multitasking is impressive, sometimes it's a recipe for disaster. When we attempt to do too many tasks at once, our brains get overwhelmed, like a computer that has too many tabs open. And just like that, we start to lag because of the overload.
To avoid going from lightning-fast to snail's pace, one should focus on one task at a time. When we keep switching between different things, our brains need time to refocus and this prevents us from fully immersing ourselves in the task at hand. It’s harder to achieve meaningful progress while multitasking. So, remember to take a deep breath, and tackle things like the productivity pro you are.
#16
She Doesn't Know What's Coming
#17
A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight
My credit card was hacked. I think the guy did it by hacking my Gmail account because he signed up for Priceline using the Gmail login button.
I called my bank and canceled it. I logged into Priceline to see if I could get any information about the person who booked the flight. I saw I could cancel it for no charge. So I did it because it was going to be faster to get a refund from Priceline than my bank.
Two days later I got this email. It had his photo and phone number. It matched the name on the flight too.
Don’t forget, sleep is your brain's secret weapon that keeps your cognitive powers in top shape. Not getting enough rest can impair memory, attention, and your decision-making abilities. Imagine: You are staring blankly at the fridge, wondering what exactly you are looking for. It's like your brain hit the snooze button along with your alarm clock.
That's why it's important to prioritize quality sleep. Aim for a solid 7-9 hours of uninterrupted shut-eye every night, and it will help you efficiently tackle whatever challenges the day throws your way.
#19
Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music
Snazzy Smurf 1 year ago
Only one of those people would have spent time in the 90's listening to Nirvana, etc and the other.........thinks "middle aged" people can't wear band t-shirts of popular bands or of bands they like.
#20
Umm... So Who's Gonna Tell Him
#21
Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It
With a bit of mindfulness, a good night's sleep, and some stress-busting techniques up our sleeves, we can turn those dumb moments into tiny blips on the radar of our brilliant minds. Meanwhile, it never hurts to enjoy those occasional silly situations where we goof up. Have you ever experienced a brain fart? Tell us about your funniest struggles in the comments below.
#22
Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most
#23
My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping
#24
Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts
Boris Ezomo 1 year ago
Trust lost. Sign of stupidity. It's literally written on the syringe. Fire her, before she burns down your house.
#25
I Have No Words
#26
Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots
#27
Toxic Masculinity At Its Finest
#28
Virgin Mary Strikes Again
#29
"Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent?"
#30
Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive
My stepdad will not let me remove this thin foil for the entire week because he thinks the eclipse will burn us somehow, and now the entire apartment looks like a cave (the first photo is my room, and the second is the kitchen/living room).
Snazzy Smurf 1 year ago (edited)
This is mild compared to how others reacted. The lady in Florida lost her mind completely. Sadly, I am not exaggerating.
#31
Apparently, Cleopatra VII Was African-American
#32
The Sunburn Won’t Give Her Cancer, The Sunscreen Will
#33
And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?
#34
Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks
Donkey boi 1 year ago
They do this intentionally to teach you not to park in front of hydrants.
#35
An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge
#36
Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies
#38
"He Looks Very White For A Spanish Guy"
#39
Apparently, Crying At Your Wedding Is Considered Gay Now
#40
When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This
Marie Clear 1 year ago
Well in fairness, think of the people he probably hangs with. He might just be the top 86%.
#41
Women Lose Their Autism If They Have A Child
#42
Blood Is Blue, Apparently
Chihuahua Mama 1 year ago
This is sadly a common myth. Deoxygenated blood is a darker red than oxygenated blood, but both are still very much red
#43
I May Not Be A Smart Man, But I Know What Stupid Is
#44
Someone Forgot How An Acronym Works
#46
Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight
Annie Persson 1 year ago
I would be mighty tempted to take the money - and continue coughing in his direction for the rest of the flight
#47
The Entitlement Is Strong With This One
#48
The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch
#49
Science Is Too Hard
#50
My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold
Amity_Calamity 1 year ago
I guesss that's better than eating waffles with mold and thinking its chocolate
#53
An Honest Mistake
#54
Let Me Just Fill This Iron With Sugar Water, What Could Go Wrong?
#55
This Is Actually Insane
#56
Who's Going To Tell Him That That's Simply Oxidation, And Not "Toxins"?
#57
"How To Fix It?"
#58
What Do You Expect Them To Do?
#59
Just Leave Your Neighbor Alone
#60
Woke Up To This Conversation Between My Co-Owner And A New Member
#61
Our Flight Attendant Repeatedly Insisted That My Son "Turn Off His Device"
#62
For The Last Six Years, I Thought My Car's Hood Emblem Was Blue. It Turns Out, It Was Just A Protective Film
#63
Scissors Of Satan
Marie Clear 1 year ago
I have a hunch, when they move in together at least one of their cats will be named Emily Dickinson.
#64
He Really Said That With His Whole Chest
Felidae 1 year ago
Oh drat, I better start warning the other 4.6 million people who live here in Cape Town that we better start packing, as all this time we have been living in a direction. Sorry for the other millions of South Africans, but I don't have time to warn them all. Thanks for the laugh on this cold autumn day.
#65
The Amount Of Likes Is Scary
#66
Wait, What?
Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
They actually used to push them towards, then off, the edge of cliffs.
#67
Mom Needs To Go Back To School
#68
That’s One Way To Approach The Topic, I Guess
SparkDragon 1 year ago
It's people like this that give Christians a bad name 🤦🏼♀️. Please note, I'm not trying to start a theological debate - everyone should be free to believe what they believe, without hate.
#69
Everybody Can Run 7-Minute Miles
Michael None 1 year ago
I kind of get this one after you hear stories of mothers lifting entire cars to save their children and such. It's not mental toughness though it's pushing past you bodies natural defense mechanisms that keep you from injuring yourself.
#70
Nissan Rogue Driver Gets Stuck Making A Turn On A Denver Bike Path Footbridge
#71
Flat-Earthers Indoctrinating Children From Birth
#72
My Friend Met A Guy Very Confused By Pronouns
Annie Persson 1 year ago
To me this sounds like a person trying, getting it wrong, and apologising
#73
Just Accept Him
#74
Finally Found One
Marie Clear 1 year ago
If the sun exploded, we'd see it 8 minutes later. But the sound wouldn't reach us until 14 years later. Doesn't matter tho, because, well, we're all dead.
Stardust she/her 1 year ago
The sun could never explode. In the unlikely scenario that it does, the light from the event would take around 8 minutes to reach us and whatever heat that was last emitted would also reach at the same time
UKGrandad 1 year ago (edited)
We wouldn't find out about it at all, because the superheated gas blown out by the explosion would hit Earth before we knew it was coming. The Earth's atmosphere would instantly be blown into space as a fireball; the oceans, rivers and icecaps would flash-boil and all life on, above, and under the Earth's surface would be vaporised in an instant. The planet would turn from a life-supporting haven to a charred cinder in a fraction of a second. Not even enough time to apply sunblock 😉
#75
And 120 Minutes Is 1 Hour And 20 Minutes, Right?
Stardust she/her 1 year ago
Looks like someone forgot how ratios work. Time to go back to middle school
#76
This Riddle Doesn't Make Sense. I'm Desperately Trying To Work Out Their Reasoning, But Nothing Fits
#77
What Could Go Wrong With Taking 10' Boards Home In A Small Car?
Poultry Geist 1 year ago
I know a guy that has done this to his (now ex ) wife’s car multiple times !
#78
Not A Single One Of These Is A Triangle
#80
Who Gave This Guy A Medical Degree
Annie Persson 1 year ago
My eyes are week, I need to add glasses. My brain lacks neurotransmitters and -receivers, I need to add those
#81
Truly, One Of The Dumbest People
#82
There Are 10 Different Kinds Of People: Those Who Understand Binary, And Those Who Don't
#83
Can I Use Facebook But Not Google?
#84
Phone Case Kiosk Guy Fitted And Sold This Case To My Clueless Grandmother
#85
Good Math Skills Are Hard To Come By
#86
Americans Are Also Europeans
#87
What Could Go Wrong With Ironing A Synthetic Shirt
#88
I Can't Help But Wonder If They All Can't Read Or If They Just Insist On Being Dumb
#89
This Is Insane. Less Than $1000 For 100 Hours
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Calum Mediera 1 year ago
Most of these must have come from R/MildlyInfuriating cuz these sure raised my blood pressure significantly.
ADZ 1 year ago
I think I follow politics to closely so I just laughed. This is run of the mill stupid compared to Republicans, Tories our conservatives in Australia.
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Aiden Brough 1 year ago
I once taught a 16/17 year old girl who said it was impossible to have anything above 100% and this girl had a C in GCSE. Another time, and this was the WHOLE room of adults I mentioned the experiment where two object were dropped on the moon (feather and hammer) that proved in a vaccum things fall at the same rate - I got called a moron... By EVERYONE.
Noyfb noyfb 1 year ago (edited)
I asked the person at the counter at Baskin Robbins for a quart of a certain flavor of ice cream. She said they had no more one-quart containers. I said, ok just give me two pints for the same price. She froze, stammered, acted like I was trying to trick her, then refused. Another excellent product of our public schools.
Reviewer UK01 1 year ago
I understand this, though. You have to ring things into the cash register, mostly using bar codes. If you don't physically have a one quart there to take the code from them you cannot make the cash register give the one quart price, it won't do it. Also, 2 smaller things are more expensive than one big one due to packaging and transport costs (round containers make you transport a lot of air in your truck) and the costs of handling and storing the items in store, so they are not the same price at all and not interchangeable. Cashier likely working out if this is possible with her register and without getting fired, and that jammed up her brain in being able to respond.
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Somebodys grandmother 1 year ago
A stupid thread where scientific facts are downvoted... because people apparently doesn't agree with science 🤷♀️
Calum Mediera 1 year ago
Most of these must have come from R/MildlyInfuriating cuz these sure raised my blood pressure significantly.
ADZ 1 year ago
I think I follow politics to closely so I just laughed. This is run of the mill stupid compared to Republicans, Tories our conservatives in Australia.
Load More Replies... Aiden Brough 1 year ago
I once taught a 16/17 year old girl who said it was impossible to have anything above 100% and this girl had a C in GCSE. Another time, and this was the WHOLE room of adults I mentioned the experiment where two object were dropped on the moon (feather and hammer) that proved in a vaccum things fall at the same rate - I got called a moron... By EVERYONE.
Noyfb noyfb 1 year ago (edited)
I asked the person at the counter at Baskin Robbins for a quart of a certain flavor of ice cream. She said they had no more one-quart containers. I said, ok just give me two pints for the same price. She froze, stammered, acted like I was trying to trick her, then refused. Another excellent product of our public schools.
Reviewer UK01 1 year ago
I understand this, though. You have to ring things into the cash register, mostly using bar codes. If you don't physically have a one quart there to take the code from them you cannot make the cash register give the one quart price, it won't do it. Also, 2 smaller things are more expensive than one big one due to packaging and transport costs (round containers make you transport a lot of air in your truck) and the costs of handling and storing the items in store, so they are not the same price at all and not interchangeable. Cashier likely working out if this is possible with her register and without getting fired, and that jammed up her brain in being able to respond.
Load More Replies... Somebodys grandmother 1 year ago
A stupid thread where scientific facts are downvoted... because people apparently doesn't agree with science 🤷♀️
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