50 Times People Saw Hilarious Puns And Just Had To Share Them On This Dedicated Online Group
InterviewReady to o-pun the doors to the wacky and wonderful world of wordplay? Wait, wait, please don’t close your laptop just yet! We know puns are notorious for the cringe-inducing punchlines that often make them a maligned form of humor. But our comedy-loving team here at Bored Panda firmly believes that they are misunderstood little creatures, and we're on a mission to prove that a good pun (is there such a thing, you ask?) is always worth a good laugh.
Love them or hate them, it’s hard to deny the inexplicable allure of the pun. You know what we’re talking about — one-liners so punny, clever, and ridiculously amusing that they take you on an emotional rollercoaster where you moan, groan, and then inevitably burst with laughter.
So allow us to introduce you to one pun-laden, eyebrow-raising, can't-help-but-laugh type of community aptly called 'Puns.' Self-describing themselves as the largest group of punsters on the Internet, this subreddit proves that wordplay can be a thriving art — if you do it right. Below, we selected some of their best posts to brighten your day, so continue scrolling! Be sure to hit upvote on your favorite ones, and join the gang laughing at homonyms in the comments.
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It Shall Commence On 4/20
the top 2,200 US billionaires have a combined net worth of over 9 TRILLION dollars. taxing a mere 1% of that would pay for damn near anything needed, plus beer (or weed) for the after party
There are 600 to 700 billionaires in the U.S. (2700 world wide) with a total net worth of about 4 trillion. One percent is 4 billion. U.S. federal spending in 2022 is $5.3 trillion, state and local govs $3.3 trillion. So if you took everything from all of them it would fund less than 6 months. Math's hard.
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Or we could go ahead and tax the rich. But I suppose that makes me a pinko. (people still use that term!)
Topical
My ex said he couldn't live without me. He's still alive. More lies. 😏
Load More Replies...Most of us didn't even want him. I'm really sorry for you, US, but glad he stayed to his reputation and didn't keep that promise.
You’re good. I’m just planning a move to Germany so I can get out of this crazy country
Load More Replies...An Oldie But A Goodie…
I couldn't think of a good mailman pun but I just had to post something.
Depending on your sense of humor, puns are either the peak of witty wordplay or the low of cringe-worthy dad jokes that always come at the wrong place at the wrong time. At their core, these little jokes manipulate the different possible meanings of words or words that sound alike but have different meanings. But while hilarious puns are complex linguistic feats that deserve some respect, they aren’t necessarily in vogue right now.
To gain insight on the topic, we reached out to Caleb Warren, an Associate Professor of Marketing at the University of Arizona. Having done a TEDx Talk on 'What Makes Things Funny,' he was more than happy to share his thoughts about the nature of the pun and even offer some advice on how to elevate your comedy skills to another level.
Warren explained that when it comes to puns, people are often divided into several different categories — lovers, haters, or the in-betweeners. "Compared to many other forms of humor, puns are less likely to disgust, offend, or get someone fired," he told Bored Panda. "However, puns are divisive in that some people think they are hilarious and others think they are lame (and some think they are both hilarious and lame)."
Take The Wheel
Please Stop Dad
I don't think that's what it meant by frozen Hispanic, but I will take it.
I Loaf It
But if you toast it you burn the calories off in advance. Shh let me have this, I knead my bread.
Unfortunately, there isn’t any direct data that could tell us who exactly likes puns and why. But the professor pointed out that one reason why people fail to find puns funny is that they rely on a relatively mild violation.
All of this can be explained by the benign violation theory of humor. "The theory argues that a person experiences humor (laughter, amusement, the perception that something is funny) when something threatens their sense of how the world should be (i.e., a violation), but they are okay with the threat (i.e., the violation is benign)," Warren said.
"With puns, the violation is typically a language or logic violation," he continued. "Someone uses a word or phrase in a way that it is not supposed to be used (e.g., 'I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup with me'), but there is an alternative meaning of the word or phrase that seems correct (i.e., benign). In this case, mustard, ketchup, and relish are all the correct ways to spell hot dog condiments."
Damn!
No, but I think we will all be using Cockney rhyming slang to refer to our new Chancellor. He's an absolute Jeremy Hunt.
Load More Replies...Okay I see people getting offended. Not all British are cockneys, and we even get a history lesson. Does that mean you all are going to be nice when you are bashing the United States? Just wondering.
Nobody's asking for niceness. Just accuracy.
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Puppy’s Favourite Spot
Whether you like it or not, puns are ubiquitous — and dangerously easy to make. They're also bound to cause a reaction, regardless if it's a wince, a laugh, or both.
"I think most people don’t think puns are particularly funny because they don’t care enough about language to feel threatened when a word/phrase is used or spelled incorrectly. Along this line, one scholar argues that people who are amused by puns tend to be bookish and care more about language than those who groan," professor Warren added.
I Love Puns
I'd Ruther Not Say
True Dat
With an honorable mention to the mustache.
Load More Replies...He can Mandevilli, da machine guns, and da turrets all at the same time.
We also managed to get in touch with the team looking after the 'Puns' online group, and one moderator, Girl_Alien, was kind enough to have a chat about the community. When asked how the subreddit was created in the first place, she explained it’s impossible to answer this question, "since I don't think any member of the original moderation team is still here."
However, things seem to be going well for the community. At the time of writing, it has amassed over 642k pun-loving enthusiasts eagerly waiting for their daily dose of hilarity. "It is not really that hard to manage," Girl_Alien told us about the group. "From my experience with other subs, G-rated humor is among the easier type of sub to manage. Other genres of humor are much harder such as those related to offensive jokes due to the number of trolls and Reddit's standards."
Hooker Furniture
Where you can find all the black pleather "casting couches" you need.
I've seen this place, where it seems all the furniture in the U.S. is made...Hickory, NC.
We bought a mid-century 9 drawer dresser from St. Vinnie's. In doing some research we found that it was a Hooker, made in 1959, and worth about $2700
Still Up For Sale?
Ah Yes, Pretty Hip
Sorry to break this to you guys, but they do not remove the old femoral head in one bit. They mill it out of the socket. Plus this thing still has, like, half the femoral shaft attached to it. So even if it was actual human bone (which it probably isn't), it definitely isn't his
You have to sign a few liability waivers for stuff like that. “Yes, I acknowledge I am taking a bio-hazardous material home with me.” 😂
He can always tell people that if they cross him, they'll end up on a cane.
God help the people who find it in the future...Wonderware they'll think.
AW - I'm jealous! I wanted to save MY hip joint (I was gonna put it under a cloche, like a lab specimen) but MY Doc said no, it was a bio-hazard. I was like, Dude - I will thoroughly boil it. He looked at me like I just said I was gonna eat puppies. No dice.
Although the forum is well-loved by its punsters, moderators inevitably face some challenges. One common issue regards jokes that appear on products, as they can be mistaken for spam. "Not just that, but our visitors may see a funny t-shirt, cup, or bumper sticker and suggest where to buy one." As the team has no way to vet any commerce sites that visitors decide to link, they sometimes have to lock the post or must remove any hyperlinks.
"I don't really see any good solution," Girl_Alien added. "We don't want to lose the sub to Reddit over not enforcing sitewide rules. Yet, we may end up taking action against those acting in good faith (which we don't want to do) when someone wants to share where they have seen a pun. It is just unfortunate all around."
Turns out, another problem the moderators encounter quite often is handling spam. "Not only do we have spammers and possibly scammers who may try to hide behind puns on occasion, we occasionally get more interesting spammers," she told us. "One was spamming recipes. There was no commercial interest. They just liked recipes and shared them with any sub that they could."
Wholesome Too
Well, it is a legit name. No one has to know just how diabolical you were.
You've got a steering wheel in your pants, mate. I know, it's driving me nuts!
Im Left All A Loan
No Spoilers
There's probably a drive-in joke somewhere but I don't have it.
Movie previews are called Trailers. That thing the projection is displayed on is a trailer.
Load More Replies...One thing that would make looking after the sub easier, according to the mod, is if people would stop taking things too seriously. "I wish that others would be more tolerant of views they disagree with and not let their personal beliefs prevent them from enjoying a good joke or pun."
"It would be nice if more folks could learn to become more compartmentalized in their thinking and realize that things can be offensive and humorous at the same time without any disrespect being intended.”
I'll Try But Cloths On
Saw This In A Youtube Video, Thought It Belonged Here
My kid turned in his homework once, and the next day his teacher told the class that SHE had lost all of their homework. There are 24 kids in his class. I asked him to ask her if she has 24 dogs.
Not Mine. But Always Makes Me Giggle
Still, the moderators felt the need to mention in the sidebar that "all puns are wordplay, not all wordplay are puns." So we were curious whether some members have a hard time grasping the concept of these clever jokes. And it turns out that they do: "For instance, some think a meme or a funny cartoon is a pun. They are indeed humorous, just not a part of the genre."
"This is a sub mostly just for puns," Girl_Alien explained. "There is indeed plenty of wordplay that is not puns such as spoonerisms (swapping sounds across 2 words), portmanteaus, word avalanches, anagrams, etc. Those are all fun too, just not the focus of the sub."
The moderator was happy to share some of the most common (and her favorite) types of puns that ever graced the sub here, here, and here. Although she did mention it’s quite difficult to highlight specific ones, as there is so much witty wordplay on the platform, "those that contain multiple puns, those about mature content, and those that leave plenty of room for participation seem to be the most successful."
I Like This One
Phineas and Ferb did this better. "I wonder if that's where that word comes from. I'm gonna go look up its entomology." Character goes away and comes back. "Yeah, I looked it up, turns out entomology is the study of insects. Who knew?"
Those Brother In Law Pun Skills
Getting someone to make you an actual drawing just so you can make a silly pun, that's really next level.
Ok lets try. Draw two mouths next to each other in a flowerpot.
Load More Replies...Why did this remind me of a story we read (might've been for state testing) in 3rd grade
Most Likely Yes
Unlike a lot of other kinds of jokes, the groans and the laughs all are part of the package we call the pun experience. If you find them ridiculously funny but can't seem to come up with ways to hone your comedy skills, professor Warren broke down two useful pieces of advice that may help you crack up your audience in no time.
First, making puns too clever may veer them more into the realm of beauty and poetry rather than humor. "Part of what makes puns funny is that they seem stupid," Warren explained.
"Consider Atwood’s poem: 'You fit into me / like a hook into an eye / a fish hook / an open eye.' In this case, the double meaning of hook and eye is more likely to evoke elevating emotions (wonder, awe, etc.) than laughs or groans. Thus, sometimes puns are funny because they seem so stupid — the dumbness of the pun, and the fact that the punner is trying but failing to be funny — can itself become a benign violation."
/R/Puns Appreciates It
Im Stuffed
His son is completely naked and his girlfriend wears only ankle bracelet... Moomins are kinky
Load More Replies...Non è però a questo che fa riferimento la foto. Questa foto viene da uno dei cafè a tema Moomin. However, this is not what the photo refers to. This photo is from one of the Moomin themed cafes.
Where Are Our Desssssks
There's a CORBA joke in here somewhere. It's quite outdated, so not surprised if you're not aware of Common Object Request Broker Architecture
Load More Replies...As both a snake lover and an aspiring developer, this is amazing.
This is their backup career. They didn't make it onto 'Cobra Kai'.
The British Prime Minister calls a COBRA meeting (Cabinet Office Briefing Room A).
Secondly, you can also consider venturing into the world of more controversial matters. "A way to make puns funnier (but also more likely to be offensive and disgusting) is to pun about a taboo topic. People are more likely to laugh at puns that are insulting, violent, or sexual than puns about hot dog condiments: e.g., 'I’m trying to give up sexual innuendos. But it’s hard. So hard,'" Warren said.
Moderator Girl_Alien agrees with this line of thinking but also wanted to remind you that this kind of humor usually doesn’t come out of disrespect, hatred, or animosity. "Sometimes jokes about sensitive topics are told by those who are the most affected as a means to try to cope with their experiences and regain some sense of power," she noted. "So again, my biggest advice is to not take everything overly seriously or personally."
Life’s A Beach
Stolen Antidepressants
Did Not See That Coming
This would be even more annoying delivered in a slow, dramatic manner verbally
Pretty Solid Evidence
If he didn't put any rebar in there I'm sure a good lawyer will find some cracks in the case
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I’ve Lost Count Of The Times I Forgot
Sick Doggo
You don't meet good bois like this one every day (*warning : English/French pun*).
Wouldn’t have gotten that without your warning😊 (bois = wood)
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Or you could just pour boiling water from a kettle over it? /jk (muwahahahahaha)
Load More Replies...Your credit card will get the whole thing, but you'll pay for it later.
If your defroster doesn't work well, but you have a good working 12volt outlet, buy a power inverter and plug in an old electric blanket. The ice will melt in minutes, then the heat will dry the blanket a few minutes later, then you can drive in a toasty blanket. Electric blanket wires are waterproof.
In all seriousness, the best way to get ice off is to turn your car on, blast the defroster as hot as it will go, shovel the snow around the vehicle, then by the time you get to the windows, the ice will have melted to the point of it simply being wiped off. In case anyone needs this!
Or just the scraper/brush -combo meant for the task? 😁
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Couch Potato
Rich People
Argument At Family Dinner
Midwives
Antics
There's a set of town houses near here with a sign on the parking area that says 'Tennants cars only'. I am ACHING to put a 'blank' sticker over the second 'N' in that word.
Slightly Burnt
Batman
looks concerningly like my old house right there in the background! Screenshot...082b30.png
That's A Foot And
Title
Eggs Use Me. What?
I Have Fallen In Dough
That's A Triple
Facts 💯
Ba Dum, Tsss
The Two Genders
Chemist N Plumber
My guess is that plumber would be "unionized"(being part of a union) and chemist more like "un-ionized".
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I Hope Fast & Furious 10 Is Called "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts "
Rip
Now This
Imagine how high you have to be to come up with something like this lol
They Just Don’t Taste Right!
Twix released a marketing campaign called Left Twix vs. Right Twix. According to them, the two taste different and ARE different. There's been a long-standing argument about whether it's just a marketing tactic or if the two actually differ.
Load More Replies...This Is Peak Humour And You Cannot Change My Mind
As a man turns into a werewolf on a full moon, the house turns into a... warehouse
Load More Replies...One of the only puns that made my sibling laugh instead of annoying them
It Really Is Though
That Is The Question
Omg! I never thought this day would come! Lee mack, true comedy legend being mentioned on bored panda! This was from an episode of 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, and it was hilarious! After he told the joke, the audience started to boo (inevitably) and he shouted "F*** off! I don't need to be here! I'm here cos I love my job, not because I've got tax bills and haven't been paid for 10 years. (motions to the host, Jimmy Carr) So don't you try that with me." 😂
He is bloody brilliant...especially on WILTY the stories he has to invent on the spot kill me🤣🤣
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The harvesters tried to get my organ, but I only had a piano.
Load More Replies...Never in my short life of 11 almost 12 years, have I heard/seen someone smiling while they are in labor or during pregnancy.
I have found most of the puns here to be funny. This is the first to make me laugh out loud. De liver. Ha!
GF Asked For Help, And I Did The Best I Can
A Dell
Dr Dre is a doctor tho he said this in a interview “I got a PhD in social anthropology. I'm still dumb.”
Feeling Deflated 🤔
Nice One Michael
well you got his phone number now, why don't you give him a call and ask how it went.
Load More Replies...I'm sure he has a lime up of ladies waiting to date him being what witty.
Up Up And Away
She Probably Said, "Let's Weight"
Check Hairlines
A Bishop's Twitter Post
This Dina Change Anything For Him
Thank You
Howard
Well Calculated Response
Aah The Outdoors
Some of these Far Side style comics are so Dad Joke they make me cringe into next week. 😏
Day And Night
The Emperor’s New Groove, Disney, it’s a funny one
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Itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the rain. And washed the sp- ...oh.
yeah, i got friends on the ooooooooottttttteeeeeeerrrr slide
Brochure!
this made me think like..... I can see me and my guy having this exact convo and then eyes WIDE looking at each other realizing what happened and being like "brooooooooo"
They Just China Have Pun
I don't know why these guys are always Russian. Kenya just take your time, get to know her first, then maybe she'll be interested. But being this Hungary for some action, there's Norway she'll agree
Greg Or Ian Hmmm
Meditate On It
But first you must give me change from within
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A Damn Good Joke
Cute, but I think "I was like well, dam" would've looked better! (Edit typo)
Better Sit Down For This One
This Pun Is Magical
This took me way too long to get. For those who don't know, Penn and Teller are a magicians duo, Teller doesn't say anything during their performances.
Thank you, could not figure it out (never heard of them)...
Load More Replies...Music Puns Are An Acquired Taste
Archery
Their Poor Neighbour
Microsoft Has Taught Children How To Work And How To Form A Great Pun Sequence
Idk If This Belongs Here Or Not, But It Made Me Giggle
Does This Make The Cut
Monster Under The Bed
"anyway, why am i wasting my time here? gucci just launched its next hideously overpriced item! i'll take my kombucha and GO, thankyouverymuch"
No You F**king Mist It!
Hot Tea
I dont get it please? Edit: Never mind lol i got it for those who are wondering leaves is the answer to the question.
I Just Need Some Space
This I Getting Better Hahaha
I wish I was a old time cowboy who's always casually wearing a gun, just so that I can load it anytime someone makes a really bad pun. I just love the loading/cocking a gun as a response to a bad joke.
I'd Say That's Some Good Shelf-Awareness He Got There
Math Pun
I feel oddly number when there are puns about integers not divisible by 2
Load More Replies...Oh Dad Stop It
Werewolf Hunter
Ein Werwolf eines Nachts entwich von Weib und Kind und sich begab an eines Dorfschullehrers Grab und bat ihn: "Bitte, beuge mich!" Der Dorfschulmeister stieg hinauf auf seines Blechschilds Messingknauf und sprach zum Wolf, der seine Pfoten geduldig kreuzte vor dem Toten: "Der Werwolf" - sprach der gute Mann, "des Weswolfs, Genitiv sodann, dem Wemwolf, Dativ, wie man's nennt, den Wenwolf, - damit hat's ein End." Dem Werwolf schmeichelten die Fälle, er rollte seine Augenbälle. "Indessen," bat er, "füge doch zur Einzahl auch die Mehrzahl noch!" Der Dorfschulmeister aber mußte gestehn, dass er von ihr nichts wußte, Zwar Wölfe gäb's in großer Schar, doch "Wer" gäb's nur im Singular. Der Wolf erhob sich tränenblind - er hatte ja doch Weib und Kind!! Doch da er kein Gelehrter eben, so schied er dankend und ergeben.
Mein absolutes Lieblingsgedicht von Christian Morgenstern!
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Shame, shame, puppy shame, all the donkeys know your name?
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900 Iq Is Required
When Emerson got a D on his poetry assignment, his teacher told him it because he just hadn't been Theroux. His teacher, being a congenial fellow said "Shelley make a deal. I'll give you 5 cents for your efforts, as that's what I figure your Wordsworth." Sorry, it got wonky at the end.
Poe Emerson, never really had a Joyce in the matter. And anyways, when the Pushkin comes to shove, he can always just show off his Longfellow. Okay, really I'm sorry about that last one. I'll stop now.
Load More Replies...What happened to the house moon garage thing? I reloaded the page and it was gone. Now I will never know the solution to the riddle :-(
Click on the link near the bottom which says something like "there were originally 105 entries" and the entries which didn't make the "top 50" cut will load, and the "house moon garage thing" will be amongst them.
Load More Replies...When Emerson got a D on his poetry assignment, his teacher told him it because he just hadn't been Theroux. His teacher, being a congenial fellow said "Shelley make a deal. I'll give you 5 cents for your efforts, as that's what I figure your Wordsworth." Sorry, it got wonky at the end.
Poe Emerson, never really had a Joyce in the matter. And anyways, when the Pushkin comes to shove, he can always just show off his Longfellow. Okay, really I'm sorry about that last one. I'll stop now.
Load More Replies...What happened to the house moon garage thing? I reloaded the page and it was gone. Now I will never know the solution to the riddle :-(
Click on the link near the bottom which says something like "there were originally 105 entries" and the entries which didn't make the "top 50" cut will load, and the "house moon garage thing" will be amongst them.
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