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Ready to o-pun the doors to the wacky and wonderful world of wordplay? Wait, wait, please don’t close your laptop just yet! We know puns are notorious for the cringe-inducing punchlines that often make them a maligned form of humor. But our comedy-loving team here at Bored Panda firmly believes that they are misunderstood little creatures, and we're on a mission to prove that a good pun (is there such a thing, you ask?) is always worth a good laugh.

Love them or hate them, it’s hard to deny the inexplicable allure of the pun. You know what we’re talking about — one-liners so punny, clever, and ridiculously amusing that they take you on an emotional rollercoaster where you moan, groan, and then inevitably burst with laughter.

So allow us to introduce you to one pun-laden, eyebrow-raising, can't-help-but-laugh type of community aptly called 'Puns.' Self-describing themselves as the largest group of punsters on the Internet, this subreddit proves that wordplay can be a thriving art — if you do it right. Below, we selected some of their best posts to brighten your day, so continue scrolling! Be sure to hit upvote on your favorite ones, and join the gang laughing at homonyms in the comments.

#1

It Shall Commence On 4/20

It Shall Commence On 4/20

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tuzdayschild
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They'll have to weed through their options.

BoredPandaSucks
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the top 2,200 US billionaires have a combined net worth of over 9 TRILLION dollars. taxing a mere 1% of that would pay for damn near anything needed, plus beer (or weed) for the after party

Bruce Horton
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are 600 to 700 billionaires in the U.S. (2700 world wide) with a total net worth of about 4 trillion. One percent is 4 billion. U.S. federal spending in 2022 is $5.3 trillion, state and local govs $3.3 trillion. So if you took everything from all of them it would fund less than 6 months. Math's hard.

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Michael Largey
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Congress should do it in a joint resolution.

Bobert Robertson
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do they call roach clips, roach clips? Because pot holder was already taken

Emory White
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh I can hear the jokes beginning

Magnifico Giganticus
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or we could go ahead and tax the rich. But I suppose that makes me a pinko. (people still use that term!)

Willy B Hardigan
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3 years ago

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A. You are. B. They do get taxed and C. Why should someone pay more tax just because they did something with their Lives

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Death Luna99
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It'd take to long in Michigan still

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    #2

    Topical

    Topical

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    Adam Larsson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another promise he didn't follow thru with...

    BigMamaDave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex said he couldn't live without me. He's still alive. More lies. 😏

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    Susan Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly where did he think he would go? No other country wants him.

    Cowws
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    go on. It's not too late for you to keep your word!

    Timbob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In his , twisted, mind, he didn’t lose. That’s why he’s still here!

    Jameson Lechner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit it-that was a good one.

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of us didn't even want him. I'm really sorry for you, US, but glad he stayed to his reputation and didn't keep that promise.

    DramaNerd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re good. I’m just planning a move to Germany so I can get out of this crazy country

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    Sharon Morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't miss ya if ya don't LEAVE!! 🍊🤡💩

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    #3

    An Oldie But A Goodie…

    An Oldie But A Goodie…

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    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I give your joke MY stamp of approval!

    Rodney Jefferyes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't think of a good mailman pun but I just had to post something.

    Depending on your sense of humor, puns are either the peak of witty wordplay or the low of cringe-worthy dad jokes that always come at the wrong place at the wrong time. At their core, these little jokes manipulate the different possible meanings of words or words that sound alike but have different meanings. But while hilarious puns are complex linguistic feats that deserve some respect, they aren’t necessarily in vogue right now.

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    To gain insight on the topic, we reached out to Caleb Warren, an Associate Professor of Marketing at the University of Arizona. Having done a TEDx Talk on 'What Makes Things Funny,' he was more than happy to share his thoughts about the nature of the pun and even offer some advice on how to elevate your comedy skills to another level.

    Warren explained that when it comes to puns, people are often divided into several different categories — lovers, haters, or the in-betweeners. "Compared to many other forms of humor, puns are less likely to disgust, offend, or get someone fired," he told Bored Panda. "However, puns are divisive in that some people think they are hilarious and others think they are lame (and some think they are both hilarious and lame)."

    #4

    Take The Wheel

    Take The Wheel

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    BasedWang12.5
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I can appreciate this enough

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're also surprisingly roomy. On the day of pentecost, the Apostles "were all in one Accord."

    howdylee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and they left the desert in a Fury

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most flexible person in the Bible was Abraham. Tied his a*s to a tree and walked 40 miles.

    No Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuuuuuuugggggghhhhh take my upvote

    Roy Zobel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and Moses had a Motocycle ... "the roar of Moses' Triumph was heard in the hills." ;)

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know that Jesus Chrysler drives a Dodge...

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    #5

    Please Stop Dad

    Please Stop Dad

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    Writer Panda (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that's what it meant by frozen Hispanic, but I will take it.

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't have opened that door, dear :)

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    #6

    I Loaf It

    I Loaf It

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    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you toast it you burn the calories off in advance. Shh let me have this, I knead my bread.

    Kristina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want naan of these puns. -bun intended 😉. wait I mean bun... *pun

    Unfortunately, there isn’t any direct data that could tell us who exactly likes puns and why. But the professor pointed out that one reason why people fail to find puns funny is that they rely on a relatively mild violation.

    All of this can be explained by the benign violation theory of humor. "The theory argues that a person experiences humor (laughter, amusement, the perception that something is funny) when something threatens their sense of how the world should be (i.e., a violation), but they are okay with the threat (i.e., the violation is benign)," Warren said.

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    "With puns, the violation is typically a language or logic violation," he continued. "Someone uses a word or phrase in a way that it is not supposed to be used (e.g., 'I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup with me'), but there is an alternative meaning of the word or phrase that seems correct (i.e., benign). In this case, mustard, ketchup, and relish are all the correct ways to spell hot dog condiments."

    #7

    Damn!

    Damn!

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    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, all British people are Cockneys, very good.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but I think we will all be using Cockney rhyming slang to refer to our new Chancellor. He's an absolute Jeremy Hunt.

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bo’oh’o’wa’er is healthier

    Mykidsartrocks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay I see people getting offended. Not all British are cockneys, and we even get a history lesson. Does that mean you all are going to be nice when you are bashing the United States? Just wondering.

    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ya don' think dis is funny, ya need a good kip. Nigh'y nigh!

    Jamie Walker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one would reply saying they are British anyway

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    #8

    Marry Her Faster

    Marry Her Faster

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    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Set your inner penguin free

    Emory White
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GET THAT WOMAN AS YOUR WIFE YOU DOLT BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE STEALS HER

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    #9

    Puppy’s Favourite Spot

    Puppy’s Favourite Spot

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    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s not loose. He’s quite snug!

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot judge his morals from that picture alone.

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    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I woke up this morning and my shark had my wiener in its mouth

    BeardedVulture
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t inappropriate to post a photo of your weiner?

    Tuna Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHAAHAHAHah i'm sorry I couldn't help it.

    Illicit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They both look like they've just accepted their fate.

    Michael Wilburn
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    3 years ago

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    Whether you like it or not, puns are ubiquitous — and dangerously easy to make. They're also bound to cause a reaction, regardless if it's a wince, a laugh, or both.

    "I think most people don’t think puns are particularly funny because they don’t care enough about language to feel threatened when a word/phrase is used or spelled incorrectly. Along this line, one scholar argues that people who are amused by puns tend to be bookish and care more about language than those who groan," professor Warren added.

    #10

    I Love Puns

    I Love Puns

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    #11

    I'd Ruther Not Say

    I'd Ruther Not Say

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a neighbour called Hope. She never went away without her bf, so I never got to ask him if he was "Hopeless". ;-)

    Dash Junior
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holding on to such things can be frustrating.

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    #12

    True Dat

    True Dat

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    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can Mandevilli, da machine guns, and da turrets all at the same time.

    We also managed to get in touch with the team looking after the 'Puns' online group, and one moderator, Girl_Alien, was kind enough to have a chat about the community. When asked how the subreddit was created in the first place, she explained it’s impossible to answer this question, "since I don't think any member of the original moderation team is still here."

    However, things seem to be going well for the community. At the time of writing, it has amassed over 642k pun-loving enthusiasts eagerly waiting for their daily dose of hilarity. "It is not really that hard to manage," Girl_Alien told us about the group. "From my experience with other subs, G-rated humor is among the easier type of sub to manage. Other genres of humor are much harder such as those related to offensive jokes due to the number of trolls and Reddit's standards."

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    #13

    Hooker Furniture

    Hooker Furniture

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    Dave Freeman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where you can find all the black pleather "casting couches" you need.

    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this place, where it seems all the furniture in the U.S. is made...Hickory, NC.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We bought a mid-century 9 drawer dresser from St. Vinnie's. In doing some research we found that it was a Hooker, made in 1959, and worth about $2700

    #14

    Still Up For Sale?

    Still Up For Sale?

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    #15

    Ah Yes, Pretty Hip

    Ah Yes, Pretty Hip

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    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to break this to you guys, but they do not remove the old femoral head in one bit. They mill it out of the socket. Plus this thing still has, like, half the femoral shaft attached to it. So even if it was actual human bone (which it probably isn't), it definitely isn't his

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a hipster move!

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to sign a few liability waivers for stuff like that. “Yes, I acknowledge I am taking a bio-hazardous material home with me.” 😂

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can always tell people that if they cross him, they'll end up on a cane.

    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God help the people who find it in the future...Wonderware they'll think.

    ArjenP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a flute.

    Becca Kuehn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang I wish I would have thought of doing that!!!

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AW - I'm jealous! I wanted to save MY hip joint (I was gonna put it under a cloche, like a lab specimen) but MY Doc said no, it was a bio-hazard. I was like, Dude - I will thoroughly boil it. He looked at me like I just said I was gonna eat puppies. No dice.

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    Although the forum is well-loved by its punsters, moderators inevitably face some challenges. One common issue regards jokes that appear on products, as they can be mistaken for spam. "Not just that, but our visitors may see a funny t-shirt, cup, or bumper sticker and suggest where to buy one." As the team has no way to vet any commerce sites that visitors decide to link, they sometimes have to lock the post or must remove any hyperlinks.

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    "I don't really see any good solution," Girl_Alien added. "We don't want to lose the sub to Reddit over not enforcing sitewide rules. Yet, we may end up taking action against those acting in good faith (which we don't want to do) when someone wants to share where they have seen a pun. It is just unfortunate all around."

    Turns out, another problem the moderators encounter quite often is handling spam. "Not only do we have spammers and possibly scammers who may try to hide behind puns on occasion, we occasionally get more interesting spammers," she told us. "One was spamming recipes. There was no commercial interest. They just liked recipes and shared them with any sub that they could."

    #16

    Wholesome Too

    Wholesome Too

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    Meeple13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when the son asks "dad, why is my name carson?" dad: "it's been 84 years..."

    featherytoad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is a legit name. No one has to know just how diabolical you were.

    Ian Conelley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've got a steering wheel in your pants, mate. I know, it's driving me nuts!

    Kiersten Greene
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbor is Carlos. He was born in a cards.

    Kiersten Greene
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbor is Carlos. He was born in a car.

    Krystal I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have friend named Ed. He named his son Edison which means...Ed's son.

    #17

    Im Left All A Loan

    Im Left All A Loan

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This conversation has left me spent.

    Ian Conelley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The value of this pun has depreciated.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you weren't deeply invested in this relationship.

    Sharla Voy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you weren’t nickeled and dimed to death!

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    #18

    No Spoilers

    No Spoilers

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    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just snorted coffee through my nose. It was not pretty

    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right, it wasn't pretty. It was coffee.

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    Magnifico Giganticus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's probably a drive-in joke somewhere but I don't have it.

    Iva Kazalova
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it what am i missing?

    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Movie previews are called Trailers. That thing the projection is displayed on is a trailer.

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    One thing that would make looking after the sub easier, according to the mod, is if people would stop taking things too seriously. "I wish that others would be more tolerant of views they disagree with and not let their personal beliefs prevent them from enjoying a good joke or pun."

    "It would be nice if more folks could learn to become more compartmentalized in their thinking and realize that things can be offensive and humorous at the same time without any disrespect being intended.”

    #19

    I'll Try But Cloths On

    I'll Try But Cloths On

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, you can do it! And make sure your dash and body cam is on!

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy looks like one from the other thread - lieutenant Rob Bank?

    #20

    Saw This In A Youtube Video, Thought It Belonged Here

    Saw This In A Youtube Video, Thought It Belonged Here

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    Zea Wolffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This REALLY needs to be higher

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid turned in his homework once, and the next day his teacher told the class that SHE had lost all of their homework. There are 24 kids in his class. I asked him to ask her if she has 24 dogs.

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    #21

    Not Mine. But Always Makes Me Giggle

    Not Mine. But Always Makes Me Giggle

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    Hydro Keychain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bird pooping on the landscape building...

    Illicit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There needs to needs to be a national panorama gallery building behind them!

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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    Still, the moderators felt the need to mention in the sidebar that "all puns are wordplay, not all wordplay are puns." So we were curious whether some members have a hard time grasping the concept of these clever jokes. And it turns out that they do: "For instance, some think a meme or a funny cartoon is a pun. They are indeed humorous, just not a part of the genre."

    "This is a sub mostly just for puns," Girl_Alien explained. "There is indeed plenty of wordplay that is not puns such as spoonerisms (swapping sounds across 2 words), portmanteaus, word avalanches, anagrams, etc. Those are all fun too, just not the focus of the sub."

    The moderator was happy to share some of the most common (and her favorite) types of puns that ever graced the sub here, here, and here. Although she did mention it’s quite difficult to highlight specific ones, as there is so much witty wordplay on the platform, "those that contain multiple puns, those about mature content, and those that leave plenty of room for participation seem to be the most successful."

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    #22

    I Like This One

    I Like This One

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    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phineas and Ferb did this better. "I wonder if that's where that word comes from. I'm gonna go look up its entomology." Character goes away and comes back. "Yeah, I looked it up, turns out entomology is the study of insects. Who knew?"

    Julie Bradley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you include etiology, it's just sickening

    Elaine Morinelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhhh good one!! Wish I said it. Lol

    #23

    Those Brother In Law Pun Skills

    Those Brother In Law Pun Skills

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting someone to make you an actual drawing just so you can make a silly pun, that's really next level.

    Kriss Ambers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did this remind me of a story we read (might've been for state testing) in 3rd grade

    #24

    Most Likely Yes

    Most Likely Yes

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    Ginny Weasly
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Illicit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this really happened.

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    Unlike a lot of other kinds of jokes, the groans and the laughs all are part of the package we call the pun experience. If you find them ridiculously funny but can't seem to come up with ways to hone your comedy skills, professor Warren broke down two useful pieces of advice that may help you crack up your audience in no time.

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    First, making puns too clever may veer them more into the realm of beauty and poetry rather than humor. "Part of what makes puns funny is that they seem stupid," Warren explained.

    "Consider Atwood’s poem: 'You fit into me / like a hook into an eye / a fish hook / an open eye.' In this case, the double meaning of hook and eye is more likely to evoke elevating emotions (wonder, awe, etc.) than laughs or groans. Thus, sometimes puns are funny because they seem so stupid — the dumbness of the pun, and the fact that the punner is trying but failing to be funny — can itself become a benign violation."

    #25

    /R/Puns Appreciates It

    /R/Puns Appreciates It

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    Kaid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😕😐🙂😂🤣

    BeardedVulture
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He saw his opening and decided to rise to the occasion.

    Kristina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how could they not loaf that pun and laugh???

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed. Please feel appreciated

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    #26

    Im Stuffed

    Im Stuffed

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am just amazed that he is wearing top hat but naked

    Blazej Kowalczyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His son is completely naked and his girlfriend wears only ankle bracelet... Moomins are kinky

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    Elisa Rosmino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non è però a questo che fa riferimento la foto. Questa foto viene da uno dei cafè a tema Moomin. However, this is not what the photo refers to. This photo is from one of the Moomin themed cafes.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son calls this one Moominhat.

    Jenny Mason
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    #27

    Where Are Our Desssssks

    Where Are Our Desssssks

    manicpixel Report

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cobras learning Python ? Foreign language course ?

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a CORBA joke in here somewhere. It's quite outdated, so not surprised if you're not aware of Common Object Request Broker Architecture

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    GhostTheExistent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As both a snake lover and an aspiring developer, this is amazing.

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is their backup career. They didn't make it onto 'Cobra Kai'.

    Misty-Dawn Amayi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, come on... This is a "Cobra Kai" recruitment class!

    Linda Bradley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The British Prime Minister calls a COBRA meeting (Cabinet Office Briefing Room A).

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    Secondly, you can also consider venturing into the world of more controversial matters. "A way to make puns funnier (but also more likely to be offensive and disgusting) is to pun about a taboo topic. People are more likely to laugh at puns that are insulting, violent, or sexual than puns about hot dog condiments: e.g., 'I’m trying to give up sexual innuendos. But it’s hard. So hard,'" Warren said.

    Moderator Girl_Alien agrees with this line of thinking but also wanted to remind you that this kind of humor usually doesn’t come out of disrespect, hatred, or animosity. "Sometimes jokes about sensitive topics are told by those who are the most affected as a means to try to cope with their experiences and regain some sense of power," she noted. "So again, my biggest advice is to not take everything overly seriously or personally."

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    #28

    Life’s A Beach

    Life’s A Beach

    Quivant Report

    Ian Conelley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smile and sine wave, boys, smile and sine wave.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of humor that no one is secant.

    #29

    Stolen Antidepressants

    Stolen Antidepressants

    dufosho Report

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's almost Prozaic.

    Kristina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY BUT DON'T BE HAPPIERRRRR ~olivia Rodrigo 😍

    ace lesbian demigirl(she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you're happy Now! I hope your happy how you've hurt your cause forever!

    #30

    Did Not See That Coming

    Did Not See That Coming

    Dankmonseiur69 Report

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be even more annoying delivered in a slow, dramatic manner verbally

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs so many upvotes. I'm choking I'm laughing so hard!

    Illicit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like all the happiness in my life is gone now. This pun is like a blackhole.

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    #31

    Pretty Solid Evidence

    Pretty Solid Evidence

    entrro Report

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he didn't put any rebar in there I'm sure a good lawyer will find some cracks in the case

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    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The concrete couldn't have been the only problem in this relationship... probably just an aggregate.

    GlamPilot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s gonna be set for life

    BeardedVulture
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This probably cemented her decision.

    Microwaved Robot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She'll change her name now, after the divorce

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    #32

    Praypal

    Praypal

    Kelly240361 Report

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Abraham believed and it was credited to him as righteousness."

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are not in Hell... we are here because we were BAD in Hell.

    BubbaLouie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the kind of thing i love reading

    #33

    I’ve Lost Count Of The Times I Forgot

    I’ve Lost Count Of The Times I Forgot

    bo_veytia Report

    Nenya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, for one, would like Roman numerials to return

    Dooley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Roman walked into a bar... He held up his middle and index finger and says "Five beers, please"

    Jeremy Evans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Military time with Roman numerals is strange, but fun.

    Kathi Firns-Hubert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but the 6 should be a 4. Otherwise, great!

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    #34

    Sick Doggo

    Sick Doggo

    Ki11ersix Report

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't meet good bois like this one every day (*warning : English/French pun*).

    Nenya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t have gotten that without your warning😊 (bois = wood)

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    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vaccination and deworming is always good idea.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if he passes away, ashes to ashes, sawdust to sawdust.

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    #35

    Clearing A Windscreen

    Clearing A Windscreen

    BiestjE Report

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try a gift card with enough balance to cover 100%

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could just pour boiling water from a kettle over it? /jk (muwahahahahaha)

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    Diana Sampson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your credit card will get the whole thing, but you'll pay for it later.

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your defroster doesn't work well, but you have a good working 12volt outlet, buy a power inverter and plug in an old electric blanket. The ice will melt in minutes, then the heat will dry the blanket a few minutes later, then you can drive in a toasty blanket. Electric blanket wires are waterproof.

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all seriousness, the best way to get ice off is to turn your car on, blast the defroster as hot as it will go, shovel the snow around the vehicle, then by the time you get to the windows, the ice will have melted to the point of it simply being wiped off. In case anyone needs this!

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try your "Friends and Family" discount card..I feel sure it will help more.

    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all seriousness...cassette cases, and CD cases, work well.

    Kati H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just the scraper/brush -combo meant for the task? 😁

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    Microwaved Robot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try a Credit Card next time might have a higher limit

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else has lost they're scraper and had to use a card? I'm just glad there is at least one other person that's done it

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    #36

    Whale Played

    Whale Played

    shampoo_and_dick Report

    GlamPilot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whale, whale, whale… what do we have here?

    Apatheist 62
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they did that on porpoise.

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I have it? Orca(n) you tell me where you got it?

    Kimberly Constantineau
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Becca Kuehn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband would get that for me as a gag gift.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am baleen out of this one!

    Alexandria Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whale of a buy. OK I'll let myself out.

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    #37

    Couch Potato

    Couch Potato

    Trick_Possibility_93 Report

    Bored_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I made a mistake and replied to you for my comment

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will have a long and joke-filled marriage! :)

    ViFi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to hell with engagement, marry them on the spot!

    Bored_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As another post in this thread said, marry them faster

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was angling, it would be a casting couch potato.

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    #38

    Rich People

    Rich People

    Bongnazi Report

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I can't afford to pony up for a horse.

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    #39

    Argument At Family Dinner

    Argument At Family Dinner

    shampoo_and_dick Report

    Ian Conelley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a Russett in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife: Because the main dishes are where the big money is.

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    #40

    Midwives

    Midwives

    SleepWouldBeNice Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You deliver that joke well enough, it could leave your wife in stitches

    Gabriel Woodcock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor lady had a midwife crisis after that.

    #41

    Antics

    Antics

    fredeter Report

    BBsparkster614
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My principal made this joke to me yesterday!!

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a set of town houses near here with a sign on the parking area that says 'Tennants cars only'. I am ACHING to put a 'blank' sticker over the second 'N' in that word.

    #42

    Slightly Burnt

    Slightly Burnt

    reddit.com Report

    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one. The pun on the word roast is okay, but the roast itself is absolutely hilarious. I have never heard a funnier insult than having average ears.

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    #43

    Batman

    Batman

    Bongnazi Report

    Adam Larsson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he lost a fight with Mr Freeze....

    Kristina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BRO THAT'S AWESOME 🤩🤩🤩

    ViFi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks concerningly like my old house right there in the background! Screenshot...082b30.png Screenshot-2022-12-08-23327-AM-6391937082b30.png

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it looks like there are at least six pack of them

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    #44

    That's A Foot And

    That's A Foot And

    RabbitGuySentMe Report

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    #45

    Title

    Title

    Alzaphoon Report

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me longer than I'd like to admit

    M.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. THIS. YES!!!

    #46

    Eggs Use Me. What?

    Eggs Use Me. What?

    shampoo_and_dick Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he is obviously not the c*ck for the job.

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh.... wasn't prepared for the next step

    Cookie Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This conversation is heating up so much, I could cook an egg on it.

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    #47

    I Have Fallen In Dough

    I Have Fallen In Dough

    reddit.com Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see bread, another one bites the dust

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person taking the pic looks like they rode their bicycle. They want to ride their bicycle. They want to ride their bike.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 All bread...all bread...all the dreams we had... 🎵

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    #48

    That's A Triple

    That's A Triple

    reddit.com Report

    Tim R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do I applaud in a comment?? - BRAVO -

    #49

    Facts 💯

    Facts 💯

    simwalkedaway Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pre covid, we actually called it vid-con

    Wanita Wobble
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The antivirus software kept attacking the meetings.

    #50

    Ba Dum, Tsss

    Ba Dum, Tsss

    awells1012 Report

    Injun Joe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you call a cow on a hill? Lean Beef

    Dave Hinckley
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef strokanoff

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    #52

    Chemist N Plumber

    Chemist N Plumber

    reddit.com Report

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is that plumber would be "unionized"(being part of a union) and chemist more like "un-ionized".

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God, this took longer than I'd like to admit lol!

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it, but I've only heard un-ionized one or two times, usually I see non-ionic.

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Verbally means using words. Orally means out loud.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably why verbal sex hasn't caught on. ;-)

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...dammit that's really clever

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    #53

    Not Just An Ordinary Fan

    Not Just An Ordinary Fan

    aidanexe Report

    Mary Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Colin Mochrie! Whose Line forever!

    BeardedVulture
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad he didn’t make a Mochrie of the child

    DramaNerd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stealing this if my costume doesn’t get here in time

    #54

    I Hope Fast & Furious 10 Is Called "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts "

    I Hope Fast & Furious 10 Is Called "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts "

    kopfler Report

    Rayvyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i told my girlfriend this joke and she immediately posted it on twitter. like babe, that was for you and me to laugh at, not your 5 followers

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    #55

    Rip

    Rip

    shampoo_and_dick Report

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This joke works in many languages apparently!! :)

    Serial Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has this lady had a funeral for a live husband?

    Pangoro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my favorite joke ever.

    Xavier_M_P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plethora means a lot of something

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    #56

    Now This

    Now This

    Jrum7000 Report

    BasedWang12.5
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I f*****g hate this. I'm almost in tears lmao

    Mary Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine how high you have to be to come up with something like this lol

    Amanita Muscaria
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Breanne
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    #57

    They Just Don’t Taste Right!

    They Just Don’t Taste Right!

    Gacha_gurlOwO Report

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twix released a marketing campaign called Left Twix vs. Right Twix. According to them, the two taste different and ARE different. There's been a long-standing argument about whether it's just a marketing tactic or if the two actually differ.

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    #58

    This Is Peak Humour And You Cannot Change My Mind

    This Is Peak Humour And You Cannot Change My Mind

    reddit.com Report

    Henry Myers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it? Can someone explain?

    Domenico
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a man turns into a werewolf on a full moon, the house turns into a... warehouse

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    Dark_Z Azas
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh?..........Ohhhhhhhh!

    Ashley Harrold
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the only puns that made my sibling laugh instead of annoying them

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one had me howling. :D

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    #59

    It Really Is Though

    It Really Is Though

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    ʇı ɓnɟ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the only one ive laughed at

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    #60

    That Is The Question

    That Is The Question

    Un_FaZed211 Report

    Curly potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! I never thought this day would come! Lee mack, true comedy legend being mentioned on bored panda! This was from an episode of 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, and it was hilarious! After he told the joke, the audience started to boo (inevitably) and he shouted "F*** off! I don't need to be here! I'm here cos I love my job, not because I've got tax bills and haven't been paid for 10 years. (motions to the host, Jimmy Carr) So don't you try that with me." 😂

    CozyPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is bloody brilliant...especially on WILTY the stories he has to invent on the spot kill me🤣🤣

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    #61

    I'm Sure He'll Grow Up To Liver Healthy Life

    I'm Sure He'll Grow Up To Liver Healthy Life

    Morgan_Redwood Report

    Adam Larsson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better watch out for the organ harvesters....

    Manny_Flawz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The harvesters tried to get my organ, but I only had a piano.

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have the stomach for this pun?

    ace lesbian demigirl(she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never in my short life of 11 almost 12 years, have I heard/seen someone smiling while they are in labor or during pregnancy.

    Dash Junior
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have found most of the puns here to be funny. This is the first to make me laugh out loud. De liver. Ha!

    #62

    GF Asked For Help, And I Did The Best I Can

    GF Asked For Help, And I Did The Best I Can

    Vyuvarax Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will most definitely multiply you with a zero.

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet saying that is a calculated risk

    BubbaLouie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it does SUBJECT her after all

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pics in the last message is spectacular

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    #63

    A Dell

    A Dell

    shampoo_and_dick Report

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice Cube spit fire so he should have melted by now

    Tactical Taco
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr Dre is a doctor tho he said this in a interview “I got a PhD in social anthropology. I'm still dumb.”

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    #64

    Feeling Deflated 🤔

    Feeling Deflated 🤔

    retrohgrade Report

    BoredPandaSucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had a buddy in high school actually make a pipe out of one

    #65

    Nice One Michael

    Nice One Michael

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    radioactivecandy (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope you and michael had a nice date if u went :)

    BoredPandaSucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well you got his phone number now, why don't you give him a call and ask how it went.

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    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute and witty, give him a chance

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only they had dates he could ask for one.

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he has a lime up of ladies waiting to date him being what witty.

    #66

    Up Up And Away

    Up Up And Away

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    #67

    She Probably Said, "Let's Weight"

    She Probably Said, "Let's Weight"

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    #68

    Check Hairlines

    Check Hairlines

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    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the czeched off that they enjoy his hairline

    Xavier_M_P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am czechoslovakian so this is hilarious

    #69

    A Bishop's Twitter Post

    A Bishop's Twitter Post

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    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has to be huge church. But on the other side, you’ll be able to buy brooms and butterbeer there, which is nice.

    #70

    This Dina Change Anything For Him

    This Dina Change Anything For Him

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    MagicJacket
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would work better with the spelling DINAH, but I like it.

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    #72

    Howard

    Howard

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    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Tony Stark had been Howard Stark's son in law?!

    #73

    Well Calculated Response

    Well Calculated Response

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    #74

    Aah The Outdoors

    Aah The Outdoors

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    Cammy Mack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these Far Side style comics are so Dad Joke they make me cringe into next week. 😏

    Nenya
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a red door and I want it painted black

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    #75

    Finally Some Good Fucking News

    Finally Some Good Fucking News

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woof, woof, woof-woof..

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    #76

    Day And Night

    Day And Night

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    crowspectre (he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What movie is that from? The style is really nicd

    Sofia Carlberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Emperor’s New Groove, Disney, it’s a funny one

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    Kaid
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    3 years ago

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    #77

    Well

    Well

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the rain. And washed the sp- ...oh.

    radioactivecandy (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, i got friends on the ooooooooottttttteeeeeeerrrr slide

    Isabelle Drinkwater
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    #78

    Brochure!

    Brochure!

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    BasedWang12.5
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this made me think like..... I can see me and my guy having this exact convo and then eyes WIDE looking at each other realizing what happened and being like "brooooooooo"

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    #79

    They Just China Have Pun

    They Just China Have Pun

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    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why these guys are always Russian. Kenya just take your time, get to know her first, then maybe she'll be interested. But being this Hungary for some action, there's Norway she'll agree

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    #80

    From R/Blackpeopletwitter

    From R/Blackpeopletwitter

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    #82

    Meditate On It

    Meditate On It

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    #84

    A Damn Good Joke

    A Damn Good Joke

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute, but I think "I was like well, dam" would've looked better! (Edit typo)

    #85

    Better Sit Down For This One

    Better Sit Down For This One

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    #86

    This Pun Is Magical

    This Pun Is Magical

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This took me way too long to get. For those who don't know, Penn and Teller are a magicians duo, Teller doesn't say anything during their performances.

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, could not figure it out (never heard of them)...

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    #87

    Music Puns Are An Acquired Taste

    Music Puns Are An Acquired Taste

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    #88

    Archery

    Archery

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    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's for the pro version of our archery zombie soccer

    #89

    Their Poor Neighbour

    Their Poor Neighbour

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    Ashley Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of course her name is Karen lol

    Salad.
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    #90

    Weirdgardium Flexiosa

    Weirdgardium Flexiosa

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    Kaid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should look for the dumbell door

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    #91

    Microsoft Has Taught Children How To Work And How To Form A Great Pun Sequence

    Microsoft Has Taught Children How To Work And How To Form A Great Pun Sequence

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    #92

    Idk If This Belongs Here Or Not, But It Made Me Giggle

    Idk If This Belongs Here Or Not, But It Made Me Giggle

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her parents did this deliberately..

    #93

    Does This Make The Cut

    Does This Make The Cut

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    #94

    Monster Under The Bed

    Monster Under The Bed

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    radioactivecandy (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "anyway, why am i wasting my time here? gucci just launched its next hideously overpriced item! i'll take my kombucha and GO, thankyouverymuch"

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    #95

    No You F**king Mist It!

    No You F**king Mist It!

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is around the 373th times we disagree, Kelvin

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    #96

    Hot Tea

    Hot Tea

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    Onion Cutting Ninja
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont get it please? Edit: Never mind lol i got it for those who are wondering leaves is the answer to the question.

    #97

    I Just Need Some Space

    I Just Need Some Space

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    #98

    This I Getting Better Hahaha

    This I Getting Better Hahaha

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I was a old time cowboy who's always casually wearing a gun, just so that I can load it anytime someone makes a really bad pun. I just love the loading/cocking a gun as a response to a bad joke.

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    #99

    I'd Say That's Some Good Shelf-Awareness He Got There

    I'd Say That's Some Good Shelf-Awareness He Got There

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    #100

    Math Pun

    Math Pun

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    Jameson Lechner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puns about integers divisible by two make me feel even number!

    DramaNerd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel oddly number when there are puns about integers not divisible by 2

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    #101

    Oh Dad Stop It

    Oh Dad Stop It

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless if it's a gay/bisexual/pansexual man and his boyfriend is in the room, then he might scan his boyfriend instead of himself. But I think that's the only exception to the rule.

    #102

    Werewolf Hunter

    Werewolf Hunter

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    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ein Werwolf eines Nachts entwich von Weib und Kind und sich begab an eines Dorfschullehrers Grab und bat ihn: "Bitte, beuge mich!" Der Dorfschulmeister stieg hinauf auf seines Blechschilds Messingknauf und sprach zum Wolf, der seine Pfoten geduldig kreuzte vor dem Toten: "Der Werwolf" - sprach der gute Mann, "des Weswolfs, Genitiv sodann, dem Wemwolf, Dativ, wie man's nennt, den Wenwolf, - damit hat's ein End." Dem Werwolf schmeichelten die Fälle, er rollte seine Augenbälle. "Indessen," bat er, "füge doch zur Einzahl auch die Mehrzahl noch!" Der Dorfschulmeister aber mußte gestehn, dass er von ihr nichts wußte, Zwar Wölfe gäb's in großer Schar, doch "Wer" gäb's nur im Singular. Der Wolf erhob sich tränenblind - er hatte ja doch Weib und Kind!! Doch da er kein Gelehrter eben, so schied er dankend und ergeben.

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mein absolutes Lieblingsgedicht von Christian Morgenstern!

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    #103

    It Would Be A Shame

    It Would Be A Shame

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame, shame, I know your name..

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame, shame, puppy shame, all the donkeys know your name?

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    #104

    Never Thought Of It Like That

    Never Thought Of It Like That

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    #105

    900 Iq Is Required

    900 Iq Is Required

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