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Spring is in the air, which means it's time for some spring cleaning - or putting off spring cleaning, depending on who you are. So for all the procrastinators or cleaning fiends who need a break from washing, dusting, organizing, and other household chores, Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious cleaning memes that would make Mr. Clean proud.
From the endless "soaking" required before you actually get around to washing dishes to getting distracted by all the interesting treasures you found while cleaning out the depths of your closet, these funny memes are too relateable - maybe even Marie Kondo. So scroll down, and don't forget to upvote the best memes!
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#1
So. Many. Distractions.
Getting motivated to clean or even do the dirty dishes is sometimes as difficult as getting motivated to go to the gym - but that's not all they share in common. Did you know that cleaning for two hours can burn 200 calories? That's right you can pump your favorite music and clean your place in place of cardio day! How's that for killing to birds with one stone?
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#2
It's THE Chair
Sun&Bananas 6 years ago
OMG really? did you sneak into my house for this post panda? I actually tried to get rid of the half way chair but it just turned into a halfway floor pile... the chair is back.
Alice Laughs 6 years ago
Loool the "halfway" chair, for clothes waiting to reintegrate into the closet after undergoing a cleaner life
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diane a 6 years ago
I have 2 chairs - or I used to. Not seen one for a while, but sure it is under there somewhere...Lol
Carol Emory 6 years ago
That's wrong..the semi clean clothes belong on the treadmill, not the chair...lol
William Chrisman 5 years ago
For the first time in 3 years, my chair acts as a pen actual chair.
Reilly Beryll 6 years ago
I put my clean clothes on the seat of the task chair. Worn but not dirty stuff goes on the arms and back ;)
Carol Taylor 6 years ago
YUP..!! have a pile just like that..l don't think there is a chair under there though, just a pile of stuff with a pile of my clothes on top..chuckle..
Bettye McKee 6 years ago
Is this instilled in our DNA? We don't plan to do this, it just happens.
Jolee Koop 6 years ago
My chair is just all the clothes I'm too lazy to put in the closet causes I'm probably just gonna wear it again the same week. So once a month I take 20 minutes to clean the chair so I can finally sit in it for exactly 1 day before putting clothes on it again.
Amaranthim Talon 6 years ago
I don't have a "chair"- I drape the not quite dirty over the side of the hamper.. Generally, when the hamper starts to keel over- I dump them all in and take to laundry room- I suppose I could save me some trouble and just dump them in to begin with...
sfg4life515 6 years ago
lmao, how dare you peer through my blinds and see one of embarrassing flaws..guess I could close them..if only the Chair of Clothes was not..in..the..way. Phew! I tried.
Susan Gardner 6 years ago
And why my husband has tons of hooks all over the place, for those 'not dirty, not clean' clothes. The over-the-door hooks are the best invention! Chair is backup, but we don't have one in our bedroom :(
#3
Stubborn Dirt
Traditional gender roles are being turned on their head from the workplace to child-rearing, but when it comes to cleaning the numbers show that men are seriously slacking. Apparently the average woman cleans for 12,896 hours in her lifetime, while the average man cleans for only 6,448. That's a difference of 6,448 hours. So please ladies hand the men in your life the vacuum they have some hours to catch up on.
#4
Gathering The Strength
Keep sneezing from all those dust particles? Well you are the one to blame. No, no not because you haven't dusted your room since last winter, but because roughly 70 to 80 percent of dust particles are made up of dead skin cells. So before you judge your cat or dog for all the shedding, just remember you aren't as clean as you think you are!
#6
Dust Bunnies And Twinkling Stars
#7
Everything's Better With Music
Our beds are our sanctuaries. Sure the floor may be covered in clothes but at least the bed is usually clean - wrong. When you cozy up to your pillow at night, your head isn't the only thing weighing it down. Roughly 10 percent of a pillow's weight is made up of dead mites and their droppings. Sufficiently grossed out yet? According to specialists your pillow should be replaced every one to two years.
#8
...or Vacuum Cleaner Cleaner?
#9
Signs You're Getting Old
Cinderella had the birds and the mice to help her with her laundry, lets hope that all the characters at Disney World are just as helpful, because the magic park washes an average of 285,000 pounds of laundry every single day. To put that in perspective It would take you 44 years to do that same amount if you washed and dried one load of laundry every morning.
#10
Just A Couple Days More
#11
Neat Freak
#12
Define 'Clean'
#14
Relationship Advice
#15
Have Mercy, Please
#16
A Productive Member Of Society
#17
My Room, My Rules
#18
Nasty Water
#19
Or Better Still - Don't Even Come Home
#20
Silently Dissolving
#21
Clean Before Cleaning
#22
Multitasking 101
#23
Crumbs, Crumbs Everywhere
#24
There's Messy And Then There's Messy
Arkeen 6 years ago
Why on earth would anyone store logs *within* an unused fireplace ? I mean, if it is unused then .. you ... you don't need to store logs ... right ? But even if you want to use it, you can't because ... there is a pile of logs. It ... it just ... doesn't make ... sense ... at all .... why ? WHY ?!
#25
Expectations vs. Reality
#26
Proud Achievement
#28
It's A Piece Of Room Decor
#29
Rookie Mistake
#30
Saving Both Water And Time
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Xandra 6 years ago
Sooo...I'm here reading stuff about cleaning, instead of...guess what? Yep, my place is a mess.
Milena 6 years ago
If I wash my apartment windows or the car, it WILL 100% rain within the next 24 hrs! Foolproof! ^--^
LOttawa 6 years ago (edited)
Haha, every time my boyfriend washes his truck, the first thing I'll say is: I guess it's going rain tomorrow (and it does).
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Lara L. 6 years ago
I am amazed how normal it still is, that the woman cleans and the man does ... i don' know what the man does in the world of "only woman can clean properly".
Jace 6 years ago
If you have kids, and any of them are male, start instilling cleaning habits in them.
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April Simnel 6 years ago
When I was growing up, I got the belt if my aunt/guardian saw any dust or dirt on her white gloves. Yes, she'd run a white-gloved hand over the furniture and mantels to make sure they had been properly cleaned. :|
KCN 6 years ago
Laughed out loud at so many of these things, threw up a little in my mouth at the last one. Urrgh.
A Rose Among Thorns 6 years ago
Sometimes i can see the dust particles floating in my bedroom so i vacuum the air like it's actually going to do anything
Reilly Beryll 6 years ago
Dishes are absolutely horrible. Certainly my least favorite chore. My mother has a tendency to leave condiments slathered in silverware and plates and such. Why...
Jennifer Savage 6 years ago
Sometimes i want to clean my mom's house and others times i dont but it got to get done and get if over with because i don't want to here her nagging about the house is not being clean up. So i go ahead and get it done.
Belinda Crum 6 years ago
When it comes to cleaning, I hate to do it, but I do it so well. I was an Executive Housekeeper at a Hilton hotel for 10 years and me and my team won so many awards for cleanliness. Now I work as front Desk Clerk at a hotel, but I do a little bit of everything and I have the tendency to come in and redo peoples work because it is done halfassed. Everyone says I'm a little OCD, but it's not that, it's that there is a standard when working in hospitality and I work with some lazy a*s people. I can't help it, I'm a perfectionist.
Xandra 6 years ago
Sooo...I'm here reading stuff about cleaning, instead of...guess what? Yep, my place is a mess.
Milena 6 years ago
If I wash my apartment windows or the car, it WILL 100% rain within the next 24 hrs! Foolproof! ^--^
LOttawa 6 years ago (edited)
Haha, every time my boyfriend washes his truck, the first thing I'll say is: I guess it's going rain tomorrow (and it does).
Load More Replies... Lara L. 6 years ago
I am amazed how normal it still is, that the woman cleans and the man does ... i don' know what the man does in the world of "only woman can clean properly".
Jace 6 years ago
If you have kids, and any of them are male, start instilling cleaning habits in them.
Load More Replies... April Simnel 6 years ago
When I was growing up, I got the belt if my aunt/guardian saw any dust or dirt on her white gloves. Yes, she'd run a white-gloved hand over the furniture and mantels to make sure they had been properly cleaned. :|
KCN 6 years ago
Laughed out loud at so many of these things, threw up a little in my mouth at the last one. Urrgh.
A Rose Among Thorns 6 years ago
Sometimes i can see the dust particles floating in my bedroom so i vacuum the air like it's actually going to do anything
Reilly Beryll 6 years ago
Dishes are absolutely horrible. Certainly my least favorite chore. My mother has a tendency to leave condiments slathered in silverware and plates and such. Why...
Jennifer Savage 6 years ago
Sometimes i want to clean my mom's house and others times i dont but it got to get done and get if over with because i don't want to here her nagging about the house is not being clean up. So i go ahead and get it done.
Belinda Crum 6 years ago
When it comes to cleaning, I hate to do it, but I do it so well. I was an Executive Housekeeper at a Hilton hotel for 10 years and me and my team won so many awards for cleanliness. Now I work as front Desk Clerk at a hotel, but I do a little bit of everything and I have the tendency to come in and redo peoples work because it is done halfassed. Everyone says I'm a little OCD, but it's not that, it's that there is a standard when working in hospitality and I work with some lazy a*s people. I can't help it, I'm a perfectionist.
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