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We hope you’ve got your Earl Grey and scones ready, Pandas, because things are going to get incredibly British here, awfully quickly, and we all need to look the part. Quick question though, do you put the jam or the cream on your scones first? Don’t panic if you don’t know—it took for the news about how the Queen does it herself to get out in order to settle the debate.

One of the best places to get a broad view of life in the United Kingdom is the r/CasualUK subreddit. A community of nearly 1.2 million members, the online group is proud to share what being a Brit is really about. The moments they share range from the thoroughly hilarious to the wholesome, and everything in between (including some saucy jokes here and there [wink, wink, nudge, nudge]). Scroll down for the best pics that are as British as Brits can be.

If you happen to live in the UK or you’ve spent time there, let us know what you love about the culture and the people the most. And don’t shy away from telling us about the things you found bizarre, either. Once you’ve enjoyed this list to the fullest and finished upvoting all of your fave pics, take a peek at our earlier features about r/CasualUK here: Part 1 and Part 2. That way, you’ll have something to entertain you during afternoon tea as well.

Bored Panda got in touch with comedy writer and all-around talented creator Ariane Sherine, from London, to get to grips with the British character, the UK's cuisine, and why weather is such an important topic. She also revealed how the Brits have reacted to the apocalyptic heatwave this week. Read on to see what she told us.

#1

There’s Only One Queen

There’s Only One Queen

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    One Of The More Creative Female/Male Toilet Signs I've Seen

    One Of The More Creative Female/Male Toilet Signs I've Seen

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    Daphne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very funny ánd well designed

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    #3

    Message

    Message

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    Bored Panda asked comedy writer how she's desdribe the character of the British people.

    "Witty, grumpy, cynical, endearing, passive-aggressive, repressed, kind, tolerant, and reserved," she said, indicating that there's a wide range of contrasting features that make up the culture and character of those living in the UK.

    She also shared the things that are most 'British' to her. The kind of things that would mean that the UK isn't the UK anymore if they were gone.

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    "National Trust historic properties, Grade II-listed houses, Routemaster buses, ancient magazines in doctors' waiting rooms, people moaning about the weather (and also moaning about public transport and celebrities and the government)... queues, sunburn, red postboxes, the Royal family, pop music, and great jokes," Ariane said.

    #4

    First Time I’ve Seen Something Like This, So Cool

    First Time I’ve Seen Something Like This, So Cool

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expect a mad rush of people wanting a calmer environment.

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    #5

    Place Your Bets. Was This The Result Of A Public Vote?

    Place Your Bets. Was This The Result Of A Public Vote?

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    #6

    I'm Assuming 401 Years Ago This Person Died Very Unexpectedly

    I'm Assuming 401 Years Ago This Person Died Very Unexpectedly

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    For anyone who's visiting the UK for the first time right now (hi! We hope your trip's going well!) or plans to do so in the near future, British writer Ariane had some advice on what dishes you definitely don't want to mis..

    "Go to the seaside town of Whitby and try fish and chips. Or a steak and kidney pie with gravy. You can thank me later," she said. We can confirm, these two are great (and I might be thinking of what would happen if I poured gravy on fish and chips).

    The massive heatwave has been in the news non-stop. We asked Ariane how the Brits have been dealing with the increase in temperature and humidity.

    "Oh my gosh, we absolutely can't deal with the current heat! And to be fair, it's been really extreme at 40 degrees celsius with climate crisis fires up and down the country," she told Bored Panda.

    #7

    The International Symbol For "I Might Have Another Sandwich"

    The International Symbol For "I Might Have Another Sandwich"

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    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be an alien then because I always end up using several knives/spoon. I put it in the sink but then I remember i need to cut another ingredients but then I want another sandwich and again I forget the last ingredient...

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    #8

    I Went To View A House Yesterday And Found This Qr Code On The Back Of A Cupboard Door. I Got Bloody Rick Rolled During A House Viewing!

    I Went To View A House Yesterday And Found This Qr Code On The Back Of A Cupboard Door. I Got Bloody Rick Rolled During A House Viewing!

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    #9

    My Brother In Law Received A Very British Christmas Complaint!

    My Brother In Law Received A Very British Christmas Complaint!

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    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a really nice way to address a problem with a neighbour: here's the problem and here's the solution, all in one package!

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    Meanwhile, Ariane explained that the Brits' fascination with talking about the weather stems from the fact that it's small talk. "It's just what you say when you can't think of anything else to talk to a stranger about. But the weather this week was next-level. I'm a lifelong Brit and I've never heard people talk about the weather so much! Seriously, this heatwave was something else."

    Created way back in 2017, the r/CasualUK subreddit has been giving the internet an unparalleled glimpse into British culture for over half a decade. In that time, it’s drawn in a loyal following of people who enjoy the UK for what it is, with all of its highs, lows, and tumbles down the rabbit hole into peculiarity.

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    All that the team running the whole show asks of their members is to follow the rules set out for them. That means no politics, no aggression, no pointless arguing over every teeny-tiny trivial thing, and absolutely no “being a creepy weirdo.”

    #10

    Upon Passing My Driving Test I Was Stoped By A Complete Stranger From Leicester Who Offered To Buy Me A Pint In Celebration Sometimes We Few Can Be A Friendly Bunch Thanks Howard

    Upon Passing My Driving Test I Was Stoped By A Complete Stranger From Leicester Who Offered To Buy Me A Pint In Celebration Sometimes We Few Can Be A Friendly Bunch Thanks Howard

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    Fiery Llama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent. I love seeing two generations connect like this

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    #11

    For Some Reason This Has Made Me Feel Quite Patriotic

    For Some Reason This Has Made Me Feel Quite Patriotic

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    Strawberry Pizza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I loved this little clip. Paddington is a legend. (Yes, I'm British...how did you know??)

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    #12

    My Little Brother Just Returned From Trick Or Treating...

    My Little Brother Just Returned From Trick Or Treating...

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    ElenaK
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have gone all the way and pour some chocolate on it too.

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    It goes without saying that the posts have to be related to the United Kingdom. What’s more, redditors should avoid moaning and ranting as much as they can (though that can be hard, we know).

    “Come on now, there's so many other places for you to be a moany-pants. So what if your train is delayed and you forgot about your cup of tea and it went cold. If you're frothing at the mouth about something it's probably not appropriate for here,” the mod team writes.

    #13

    So I’m Strolling Through London And I Hear A Gentleman Say To Me “I Like Your T-Shirt” To Which I Say “Are You Bill Nighy”. He’s A Lovely Guy

    So I’m Strolling Through London And I Hear A Gentleman Say To Me “I Like Your T-Shirt” To Which I Say “Are You Bill Nighy”. He’s A Lovely Guy

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    Pirates of Zen Pants
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was so great as the shambolic, washed-up singer in Love Actually. "Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!"

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    #14

    My Sister Has Taken Up Embroidery...

    My Sister Has Taken Up Embroidery...

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    #15

    H&m Championing The Escaped Dementia Patient Look

    H&m Championing The Escaped Dementia Patient Look

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    Elliot Fowler
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of homer's obese dress from the Simpsons

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    And yes, we all know that the world can be a truly scary place. But the r/CasualUK subreddit is exactly that—casual. The hint is in the name. If you’d like to discuss all the awful things happening globally, you can do that in other online circles. Meanwhile, r/CasualUK is about fun, lighthearted, and wacky pics about being a Brit.

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    However, the mods ask the community to put in a bit of effort when posting. “We tend to avoid severely overdone topics such as tea-related posts, pictures of fry-ups, debates on crisps and biscuits, yellow label hauls from supermarkets, pictures of sausage rolls,” they explain what kind of content to avoid in order to prevent the sub from going stale.

    #16

    Casual Guard Animal

    Casual Guard Animal

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    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that cat lol. We use to have a cat like that growing up it chasing cats and dogs out of yard it would spooke the dogs. They never came back either.

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    #17

    The Royal Mail Is Trialling The Cutest Electric Van Ever

    The Royal Mail Is Trialling The Cutest Electric Van Ever

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    #18

    I Actually Love This. We Shouldn’t Pretend That Sex Stops After A Certain Age And/Or Surgery

    I Actually Love This. We Shouldn’t Pretend That Sex Stops After A Certain Age And/Or Surgery

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    “We really want fun, interesting, new, engaging content that sparks discussion.” Of course, there’s nothing wrong with a pic of your brilliant fry-up that’s going to make everyone hungry just looking at the pic. But moderation in all things is vital.

    As part of their hunt for quality, the mods also stress that members shouldn’t use clickbait titles or screenshot articles. You should post the full article so the audience doesn’t have to google it.

    #19

    Paramedics Of The Great North Air Ambulance Training On Jet Suits To Reach Emergencies This Summer. Flying To A Fell In 90 Seconds Instead Of 30 Minutes On Foot, Lake District, UK

    Paramedics Of The Great North Air Ambulance Training On Jet Suits To Reach Emergencies This Summer. Flying To A Fell In 90 Seconds Instead Of 30 Minutes On Foot, Lake District, UK

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then another 30 minutes to get all the gear off and give first aid.

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    #20

    This Pub In Wales Has Some Incredible Photography, Taken From It's Very Own Beer Garden

    This Pub In Wales Has Some Incredible Photography, Taken From It's Very Own Beer Garden

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    #21

    Helping Others…

    Helping Others…

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    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For any non UK person. This is the perfect joke.

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    For me personally, the first things that pop into my head when someone mentions the UK include: red-brick buildings, fantastic museums, gorgeous parks, inscriptions on park benches, tiny yet beautiful gardens, tea (duh), Sunday roasts at the local pub, and the love-hate relationship Brits have with the Eurovision song contest.

    #22

    Yesterday Morning In Lincoln. I Love This Time Of Year, When It's Bright But Still Cool

    Yesterday Morning In Lincoln. I Love This Time Of Year, When It's Bright But Still Cool

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    Rhianna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen it like this before and I must have walked past it a million times. I guess I just take it for granted.

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    #23

    Two Of My Commute Drawings. Top One Is Done On The Tube Going Into London. Bottom One Is On The Way Home After Several Pints

    Two Of My Commute Drawings. Top One Is Done On The Tube Going Into London. Bottom One Is On The Way Home After Several Pints

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    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is talent! Bottom is still better than my art.

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    #24

    Can We Just Take A Minute To Appreciate This Accidental Cut During Bbc News Live, Back To The Newrooms?

    Can We Just Take A Minute To Appreciate This Accidental Cut During Bbc News Live, Back To The Newrooms?

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    Of course, British culture isn’t just that, but all of these details add up to a very unique picture. In fact, a very Tolkienesque picture that hints at an inescapable fact—Brits really are very similar to Hobbits: they love nature, good food, and wholesome family life. Oh, and plenty of good ale (yes, they do serve pints). If you’ve never seen the rowdy, raw, and real side of the UK, you’ve missed out.

    #25

    View From My Desk This Morning. I Guess If The Elder God's Have Come To Destroy The World, At Least They're Starting With Coventry

    View From My Desk This Morning. I Guess If The Elder God's Have Come To Destroy The World, At Least They're Starting With Coventry

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    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I allways knew they would start with Coventry.

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    #26

    Gotta Love The Royal Mail

    Gotta Love The Royal Mail

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    Pirates of Zen Pants
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great. Now the dodgy blokes are wondering what happened to their shipment of Doritos.

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    #27

    Just Stumbled Across This Old Gem A Friend Of Mine Received A Few Years Back

    Just Stumbled Across This Old Gem A Friend Of Mine Received A Few Years Back

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    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I think this was thoughtful and polite. Besides, NHS has a duty of care to its patients' and staff's eyesight.

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    At the same time, the British are a people of contrast. Very refined and reserved yet capable of being blunt and even bawdy (hello, limerick-lovers). More than content with peacefully gardening all weekend long while also happily attending the loudest, biggest football games. Intensely proud of their own cuisine while also borrowing dishes from the entire world.

    #28

    Saw This On Quora And It Made Me Chortle

    Saw This On Quora And It Made Me Chortle

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    #29

    Hey Guys, I Think I Might Have Peaked

    Hey Guys, I Think I Might Have Peaked

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    #30

    This Made Me Smile. It’s So True

    This Made Me Smile. It’s So True

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember jumble sales? And kids parties?

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    A people who are, at once, incredibly international with the reach of their pop culture, and still clinging to their island-mentality. Just like every culture, there are so many nuances here at play. To paraphrase Gandalf, Brits really are amazing. “You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you at a pinch.”

    #31

    Someone In This Office Needs To Drink More Water

    Someone In This Office Needs To Drink More Water

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    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self: shouldn't read BP while eating

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    #32

    Wasn’t Expecting This At The Crossing This Morning

    Wasn’t Expecting This At The Crossing This Morning

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    Elliot Fowler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to place this sign in a german town

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    #33

    Moved To England From The Us A Few Years Ago And Have Been Working On My Fry Up Game Ever Since

    Moved To England From The Us A Few Years Ago And Have Been Working On My Fry Up Game Ever Since

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bad. The hash browns are optional extra. You want some proper white bread, fried though, not that posh bread toast hiding under the eggs.

    K E REILLY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    beans? Where are the beans?!!

    JoLo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loose the potatoes, add baked beans

    GFSTaylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think those are small, button mushrooms with the stalks cut off.

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    Beeps
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t be able to judge this from a photo. Please send me your address, so I can come over to verify if it’s any good.

    cogadh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, how can people talk smack about huge portion sizes in the US when the English breakfast is a thing? We learned it from you, dad!

    Robert T
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends upon how much you have. Those are not particularly big plates. I used to eat a couple of poached eggs, a couple of rashers of bacon and a couple of sauasages and a bit of tomato every morning when I was working away in the UK, and a bowl of cereal, and still be hungry by lunchtime. In contrast, I've had portions in the States that I get halfway through, and literally can't eat any more of it.

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    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poncy baby Tomatoes, NO !!! Thick sliced French Bread toasted NO !!! to replace these, a whole, big tomato, sliced in half, then fried, Sliced white bread, fried in oil for proper fried bread, then in addition to everything else on the plate (which BTW, is not brown enough - Bangers need to be v dark brown, Black pud has no crust and bacon isn't crispy enough ), you need BEANS !!! Don't you know nuffink !!!

    Mimi M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I freaked about the missing beans, spotted them and then got a kick of how many other people freaked as well!

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    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate black pudding but would definitely tackle the rest, need beans and tomato sauce btw :)

    Jess Baldo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewww I was wondering what that was and googled it I couldn't eat that :/

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    Argie Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwww, blood sausage

    TR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American and I love this meal

    Trentin Quarantino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're doing well. Just needs some brown sauce.

    Allison B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what some of these are but the sausages, potatoes, and tomatoes looks delicious. The sausages especially. Yum.

    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the sausages look like lincolnshire ones ... absolutely nommy :)

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    Mary Jeffries
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could make a very good muppet face out of the beautiful breakfast.

    Anette Kudsk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would last me a for a week - so much food in the plate

    Queen Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great! Now, I’m starving 🤤

    Fergus Corgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am currently making the Hungry Homer Simpson noise...

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could never finish one. Wouldn't touch the blood sausage 🤮 but the rest looks delicious!

    Very bored
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missing lorne sausage, would recommend trying scottish one with all those plus haggis and tattie scone!

    Lady Vader
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks pretty good, where did you say you lived?!? 😁

    Jennifer Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tried black pudding for the first time on my last visit to the UK and it wasn;t half bad

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black pudding? I'd rather have baked beans on mine. And canned tomatoes.

    Audrey Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canned tomatoes belong in ragout ,not on a breakfast plate.

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    Barbara Fister-Liltz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calories and cardiac arrest - perfect beginning to a delicious day!

    Patti Scully
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see these English breakfasts it blows my mind that there is so much freaking food. And ppl eat this every morning? How???

    JP Purves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are the baked beans on white bread toast?

    MotorcycleDoggo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a damn good effort. Congrats

    Amy Broderick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the black pudding looks spectacular!

    bill marsano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good start but with a proper British breakfast you can't see any of the plate. ANY.

    April
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love black pudding and I just can't find it anywhere near where I live.

    Hacknslaashing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks almost as good as Ghibli. Very generous portions too.

    Splash thefly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I haven't eaten yet... This reminds me of my travellings to britain and it makes me hungry. Very nice! Looks delicious.

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a whole lot of food.

    Amy Stone-Chandler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gran came to Canada from England. She would do fry ups every day. Ugh I find them so gross now. Too much grease and makes me sick. Delicious though!

    ItsJess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks amazing but I'm in awe of people who 1) can eat this much food in one sitting, and 2) function properly after eating a huge meal like this. If I managed it I'd be passed out or rolling on the floor in pain.

    Lady Vader
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks pretty good to me! 😀

    Hodor! Hodor?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get rid of the black pudding and get beans & waffles

    Kayjunmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren’t hash browns an American introduction?

    Aisling (she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything's still a bit too light, you need it more burnt and greasy . Hallumi is a good addition too. Also it looks like your eating outside? These are meant to be eaten in bed.

    Marissa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (hey what's the black stuff in the middle)

    Kusotare
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like an 11am nap.

    Indy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are the beans, for the love of Pandas,won't someone add the beans.

    Megzymonsta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow no beans! I definitely approve. Add a fried slice and a cup of tea and it would officially be a 10 star fry-up.

    Sturgeon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beans are a relatively new addition. They were never there in a traditional English breakfast

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    Shea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need a couple bits of haggis on there! And proper white bread toasted, not posh stuff

    Mimi M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got anxious about beans, had to look at the top pic before I could settle down.

    Featherytoad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks delicious but, my arteries are having non of it.

    Patricia Bryan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought Americans used to big plates.One of these would feed me..and the cat..for a week.

    Carbonel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are the tattie scones?!

    Lucy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG there goes the arteries & a coronary 😳

    Missy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all respect, only a gun could get me to eat the black sausages. So not doing blood anything.

    Lesley Christie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks perfect to me. The bread looks lovely and I'm definitely going to try the different coloured cherry tomatoes.

    I'mNotARoboat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd eat it all except black pudding, might not have room for those ruined tomatoes either.

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes. Might want to know where the defibrillators are on every floor, based on your age of course and fitness level.

    Sandeep Patel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black pudding- my favourite. you have won my heart

    tirebiter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No blood sausage for me thanks.

    Troy Parr
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you! you have the right idea. But don't forget some sauce and a mug of tea/coffee...

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POTATOES !!!!! j'aime les patates !

    Junior Farrell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those extremely burnt summer sausage slices?

    Tt
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's special black sausage. Google says it has added blood

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    #34

    My Entry For The UK's Dullest Playground

    My Entry For The UK's Dullest Playground

    MarthaFarcuss Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this before, and my comment was a success, so I am plagiarising myself for any new viewers. "A park? You have a park? In our day all we had was a grass verge to play on and we were thankful of that!"

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    #35

    Did This Today. Boiling Water In Flask To Cook/Keep Warm Frankfurters Till Lunch Time. Worked Way Better Than Expected. Picnic Hot Dogs

    Did This Today. Boiling Water In Flask To Cook/Keep Warm Frankfurters Till Lunch Time. Worked Way Better Than Expected. Picnic Hot Dogs

    idontknow-imaduck Report

    #36

    I'll Do It, I Swear

    I'll Do It, I Swear

    Domoshuuii Report

    Local foodie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only it had worked. It was f*****g toasting

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    #37

    Hot Fuzz 2 Now Filming In Blackfriars

    Hot Fuzz 2 Now Filming In Blackfriars

    harry20larry Report

    #38

    Spotted In Leicester Square

    Spotted In Leicester Square

    x-FiftyThree-x Report

    #39

    The Average Affordable UK House In 10 Years If The Market Doesn't Change

    The Average Affordable UK House In 10 Years If The Market Doesn't Change

    dismygyans Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has it got a conservatory on the back?

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    #40

    Damn It, I'm Going To Have To Spend Christmas With My Wife's Family

    Damn It, I'm Going To Have To Spend Christmas With My Wife's Family

    OneArmJack Report

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    #41

    Useless Finding Of The Day: You Can Fit Exactly Four Dark Chocolate Digestives In A Gü Pot

    Useless Finding Of The Day: You Can Fit Exactly Four Dark Chocolate Digestives In A Gü Pot

    InnocentPapaya Report

    LJS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually really good info! Is that a Pringles lid too?!

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    #42

    A Couple Got Fined £60 After A Woman With A Knitter Tshirt Walked In A Bus Lane, Triggering The Anpr Camera And Sending A Fine To The Couples Door

    A Couple Got Fined £60 After A Woman With A Knitter Tshirt Walked In A Bus Lane, Triggering The Anpr Camera And Sending A Fine To The Couples Door

    Currynrice9728 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now want to try this. But how did they know where the woman lived?

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    #43

    Amazing. The Queen Waves From The Balcony Of Buckingham Palace At The Security Queue For Manchester Airport!

    Amazing. The Queen Waves From The Balcony Of Buckingham Palace At The Security Queue For Manchester Airport!

    kraven420 Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very topical. I could probably have joined the queue at my front door if they queued this way.

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    #44

    So It Turns Out The People At Lynx Have Officially Run Out Of Ideas

    So It Turns Out The People At Lynx Have Officially Run Out Of Ideas

    Soulless-Plague Report

    #45

    Tea In Bed With Liz

    Tea In Bed With Liz

    galindatherad Report

    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to my sister, swan meat is rather dry. (The black swans are hunted in season in NZ) According to me, the meat can stay on the swans, thanks.

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    #46

    I Jumped On The Lidl Jumper Bandwagon. My Boss Isn’t A Fan

    I Jumped On The Lidl Jumper Bandwagon. My Boss Isn’t A Fan

    UnitedGunnit Report

    #47

    I Attended My Sister-In-Law’s Ash Internment Yesterday, And They Brought Her Ashes To The Cemetery In A Sports Direct Bag

    I Attended My Sister-In-Law’s Ash Internment Yesterday, And They Brought Her Ashes To The Cemetery In A Sports Direct Bag

    zappapostrophe Report

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, hey, no biggie, I'm sure she won't mind ; personally, I've enquired if it's legal to have me dismembered after I've popped my clogs and burned to a crisp in my garden incinerator - apparently, it's frowned upon .... hey ho, looks like the Mrs is going to have to dig multiple holes around the county then ....

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    #48

    Guys I Don't Mean To Brag But I Finally Found Out How Carling Is Made

    Guys I Don't Mean To Brag But I Finally Found Out How Carling Is Made

    AltruisticSand4 Report

    Pirates of Zen Pants
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think it's Carling, you haven't tried Natty Light.

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    #49

    Just Got My New Water Bill. Looks Like I’ll Be Showering, Drinking And Washing At The Gym

    Just Got My New Water Bill. Looks Like I’ll Be Showering, Drinking And Washing At The Gym

    ManILoveFarming Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's living water, I'd be making a complaint, it's not supposed to have stuff living in it when it comes out the tap!

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    #50

    The Most Condescending Note I Have Ever Received. I Am A Man In His Thirties Living In A Mostly Student Area

    The Most Condescending Note I Have Ever Received. I Am A Man In His Thirties Living In A Mostly Student Area

    kingofvodka Report

    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A swift "oh, f**k right off!" Should be posted next to this.

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    #51

    The Way People From Outside The UK Think We Speak, Always Makes Me Laugh

    The Way People From Outside The UK Think We Speak, Always Makes Me Laugh

    Unclesmekky Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cor blimey guv'nor they got us bang to rights!

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    #52

    Clear As Mud

    Clear As Mud

    xenmate Report

    #53

    Would Highly Recommend Weetabix As Pets. No Trouble At All

    Would Highly Recommend Weetabix As Pets. No Trouble At All

    Marilliana Report

    Flo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That weetabix has very obviously murdered its siblings

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    #54

    You Can’t Park There Mate

    You Can’t Park There Mate

    beakybal4 Report

    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perennial issue in UK. Parking. Mind you, this chap has taken four WD a bit too far.

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    #55

    Thought It Said Caramel... Thanks Asda

    Thought It Said Caramel... Thanks Asda

    Programmers_GoneWild Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a premium version of this where they use the male camel's milk.

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    #56

    Local Speed Watch. Pointed There Hair Dryer At My Stepdad Doing 30. In A 30

    Local Speed Watch. Pointed There Hair Dryer At My Stepdad Doing 30. In A 30

    Spirited_Lettuce_108 Report

    ElenaK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their maybe? I am sorry but I keep reading without making sense (non native speaker here).

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    #57

    Mixed Different Flavours In A Bowel Is This Ok Or Am I Gonna Get Lynched?

    Mixed Different Flavours In A Bowel Is This Ok Or Am I Gonna Get Lynched?

    poole1986 Report

    Asha Nayaka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bowel? Yes. You'll be lynched and rightly so, you sicko...

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