The Christmas season is the only time of the year when finding snowy footprints in the living room and trespassing seem acceptable. Also, rodents are not to blame if the cookies go missing overnight. 'Tis the season to be jolly and spread joy, and there's no better way to share a peal of merry laughter with a loved one than by gifting them funny Christmas presents.
Enough with all the thoughtful, "they really need this" -kinda gifts. Why buy boring gifts when you can hit two birds with one stone by giving funny Christmas gifts instead? There are plenty of funny Christmas gift ideas that are both practical and giggle-worthy. Don't get us wrong; we agree that many funny gifts have zero practical value and are more for funsies. However, do all the gifts really have to pass the two-year warranty and be passed through generations? Certainly not.
Whether you are looking for funny Christmas gift exchange ideas for a Secret Santa at work or funny Christmas gifts for friends who are always up for a laugh, look no further. Below, we've compiled a list of funny presents you can directly get online or use as inspiration for funny gift ideas. What's a funny gift you've received? Do you plan on getting funny gifts for friends or family this year? Let us know!
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"My Last Nerve" Candle
Christmas Candy Cane Puzzle
Funny Evolution Mug
Laptop Cat Scratching Pad
Plant Life Support
How long would the water take to go into the plant? And can you change how much drips?
Funny Cat Hand Towels
Shakespearean Insult Bandages
Toast-Shaped Coasters
Bluetooth Banana Phone
Warm Variously Shaped Socks
From Crook To Cook: Platinum Recipes From Tha Boss Dogg's Kitchen
Cats vs. Dogs Chess Set
How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You
How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety
Funny Oven Mitts
Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt
Dumpster Fire Ornament
"Fred Boss 3000" Pizza Wheel
Star Wars Comfy Blanket With Sleeves
"I Saw That" Jesus Door Corner
Customized Dog Socks
Custom Dog Portrait
I got such a portrait with one of our cats, that is always referred to as the king. So the king it is...
Passive Aggressive Note Pad
Funny Plant Pot
Migraine Mackerel
Cereal Killer Spoon
Funny Excel Mug
Build-On Brick Mug
Sloth Coffee Mug
Yes... im literally lookin in a mirror... just needs a donut
Bob Ross Bobblehead
Rainbow Socks
Tortilla Blanket
Swearing Cats: A Hilarious Adult Coloring Book
Bread Shaped Pillow
Cards Against Humanity
Screaming Goat Button
The Ultimate Bathroom Reader
It's where Einstein came up with E=mc^2. More sizable movements need more input energy.
Toilet Timer
Funny BBQ Apron
Michael Scott Funny Dishwasher Magnet
Chia Pet "Bob Ross"
Thor Hammer Bottle Opener
"Can I Get A Ramen?" Bowl
"What Do You Meme?" Family Edition
The All Seeing Lemon
Shrek Bhuda Model
I once gave this to my grandma and she thought it was real and worshipped him 😅
Cold Beer Coats
I have two of these.... They are super cute and really hilarious... Iowa 80 travel plaza Petro had them!
"Lazy Af" Woven Throw Blanket
Just a blanket... If you're Lazy AF.. you wouldn't have the strength to throw it.
Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt
Bahhh useless to me, instead of wasting money on this, i'l just take my shirt off, basically the same c**p widout the " nipple piercings " lol
Saint Nicolas Cage Celebrity Prayer Candle
Chip Bags, Noodle Soups Pillows
Lumps Of Coal
Red Crab Silicone Utensil Rest
Bath Noodles
Per easy " Bath Noodles - 100% natural and vegan body wash. Three aromatic blends: Singapore Spice (Tea Tree and Turmeric), Tangy Thai (Lemongrass) and Vietnamese Fresh (Peppermint).". So basically noodle shaped and smelling soap
"Liquid Death" Mountain Water
What these are is water for when you dont drink or dont want do drink but still want to fit in.
Grow A Boyfriend
Beer Belly Waist Pack
Potato Pal
I've seen these, they're quite cool and fun. Go to their website and laugh at their people pitching at Shark Tank dressed like potatoes
People Of Walmart Adult Coloring Book
Drunk Stoned Or Stupid (A Party Game)
World's Smallest Jenga
Bobblehead That Looks Like You
Taco Slippers
Dark Humor Misfortune Cookies
Funny Novelty Socks
Entire Shrek Script Poster
Chicken Nugget Pet
Personalized Pet Pillow
I have one of these for my dog... we got it for my dads bday (who doesnt like our dog) lol
Chicken Beak Nose Warmer
Yea... That's not gonna work for Portugal lmao, beak in Portuguese its pronouced " bico " and bico is also the slang word for a certain thing some people do with their mouths... ..
Jason Momoa: A Coloring Book Of Fantasies With An Epic Dreamboat
Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes
"Toto's" Dog Toy
I think I recall reading about a lawsuit that Heineken threw on a dog toy manufacturer that makes “Heinie Sniff’n” dog toys. Same for Budweiser and a lawsuit against a dog toy called “Buttwiper” XD Because, you know, it’s totally reasonable for the companies to insist that someone is going to mistake a plush dog toy with a squeaker inside for their branded beers. Yes, definitely going to be confusion there.
The Golf Mug
Bacon Strips Bandages
The "Nothing" Gift
I get the joke.. but this is a waste of plastic.... pls save the treez🥺
Toilet Mini Golf
Appa From "Avatar" Bucket Hat
Okay. I’d wear this. I’m not even the biggest fan of the cartoon. But this hat is awesome.
Urinal Shot Glasses
Deer Pong Game
St. Nicolas Christmas Ornament
Yodeling Pickle
Emergency Underpants
I got an Archie McPhee “public restroom survival kit” for my germophobe mother’s birthday XD she thought it was funny.
Pooping Pooches Calendar
Holder For Beer & Wine
"Taco vs. Burrito" Card Game
Hasbulla 2023 Calendar
He is an MMA sports blogger/influencer who has a form of dwarfism (most likely a form of growth hormone deficiency/pituitary disorder). He is 19 years old, not a baby/child. He likes cats and has one as a pet.
Personalized Dundie Award
Is this an Office reference? I have literally never seen an episode, but I know the plots and characters just from memes and people screaming “You’re such a JIM!” at each other on the internet.
Donald Trump Toilet Paper Roll
"Doody Head" Game
Plushible Dancing Christmas Decoration
"Gun Show" Coffee Mug
Elf Popper Toy
"I Pee In Pools" Cap
Mensch On A Bench
Squirrel Hand
If I get that for one of my bros... he'd destroy it creatively. Too long a story to explain.
Pooping Pooches Christmas Ornament
Custom Blanket With Photos
Shot Glasses - Christmas Naughty & Nice
Dad Joke Button
Diet Coke Christmas Tree Ornament
I love diet soda. I’ll die on this hill. (Hilariously though, I don’t have a preference between Coke or Pepsi, I like both equally!)
