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Whether we like it or not, sometimes Christmas day celebrations take a different turn. Even if we buy our gifts weeks ahead and carefully plan everything to the smallest detail, things don’t always go the way we want them to.

Whether your present is shattered into pieces or the Christmas tree is slowly going up in flames—there’s plenty of room for error. However, it’s all about finding the humor when disaster strikes.

In honor of the holiday season, Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of the most hilarious holiday fails that will definitely lift your spirits up. So scroll down, upvote your favorite ones and after you’re done, make sure to check out our previous posts about the little fiascos here and here.

#1

I Grabbed A Bottle Of Spray That Deters Cats From Chewing On Things, Sprayed It All Over My Christmas Tree. It Was A Catnip Spray Bottle

I Grabbed A Bottle Of Spray That Deters Cats From Chewing On Things, Sprayed It All Over My Christmas Tree. It Was A Catnip Spray Bottle

All over. 50 squirts at least. Then I went to put the spray back on the shelf and realized I grabbed the wrong bottle. Now I can't get them away from it.
 
This is the most chaotic thing that's ever happened. They've knocked down a branch, the star, and all of the ornaments that were on the lower half. Omg.

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Every year, many of us try our best to get into the Christmas spirit. Yet, when we’re climbing up various objects to hang up festive lights or wrapping gifts with piercingly sharp scissors, we’re just inviting trouble.

It seems that 10 percent of Americans report injuries while putting up a Christmas tree, according to ValuePenguin. They conducted an online survey of more than two thousand consumers and asked them about their holiday season issues.

While the number of injured people might seem high, it’s down from 20 percent last year, and getting similar to the pre-coronavirus pandemic numbers. "One possible injury source: 18 percent admit to setting up their tree while they were drunk."

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    #2

    Our Shameless Guiltless Adorable Cat After She Bit Through A Christmas Lights Cable And Stopped The Electricity In The Whole Apartment

    Our Shameless Guiltless Adorable Cat After She Bit Through A Christmas Lights Cable And Stopped The Electricity In The Whole Apartment

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    When it comes to the never-ending debate on whether a real or artificial Christmas tree is better, it seems that the former is typically a bigger fire hazard. However, both types can cause some potential risks: "Think overloaded sockets, faulty lights, overeager pets, lacerations from broken bulbs, etc."

    While we’re talking about people who might end up on Santa’s naughty list next year, the majority of participants admitted to leaving the string lights on overnight, which can be a fire hazard. What’s even more concerning, 10 percent of consumers use lights that are quite old. ValuePenguin recommends to "double-check the wiring before you decorate the tree, especially if you’re using older lights."

    #3

    Moments After Santa Got Kicked In The Balls. Santa Had A Vasectomy Last Week. I’m Santa

    Moments After Santa Got Kicked In The Balls. Santa Had A Vasectomy Last Week. I’m Santa

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got this off Reddit: Guess I should clarify that I’m in my 30’s and so is my wife. I colored my beard grey and used aging make up. I guess I’m glad I look the part? But also bummed people think I’m ancient, lol. Also, the kid is a close family friend, I see him all the time when I don’t look like Santa. He was excited to meet Santa until he got up close and got scared. He didn’t intentionally kick me.

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    #4

    Just Got A New Job. They Said To Wear "Christmas Clothes" The Other Day. They All Came In Dressed Up. I Apparently Didn't Understand The Same Thing

    Just Got A New Job. They Said To Wear "Christmas Clothes" The Other Day. They All Came In Dressed Up. I Apparently Didn't Understand The Same Thing

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    Still, we’re not the only ones who can create dangerous situations in the house. Just think about the way your four-legged friends look at the tree decorations, plotting to do as much damage as fast as possible. 72 percent of pet owners said that their pets have knocked down their ornaments or the Christmas tree itself. 

    Nearly half of those people reported damage caused by their furry companions: "It may be worth closing the door or finding a way to block them from getting near the Christmas tree when you can’t supervise their holiday behavior."

    #5

    My Christmas Contribution

    My Christmas Contribution

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    #6

    My Mom Bought Me This Christmas Sweater Thinking It Was Unisex. Narrator: It Wasn't

    My Mom Bought Me This Christmas Sweater Thinking It Was Unisex. Narrator: It Wasn't

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    Stephanie Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the snowman closest to the camera wearing a w***y warmer?

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    Holidays not only make us vulnerable to injuries and serious home disasters, but can also affect our relationships. When it comes to gift-giving, people say that it’s the thought that counts. However, when you receive a snow shovel, bait for fishing or a candle disguised as a champagne bottle, you can’t help but say "you really shouldn’t have!"

    Earlier we spoke to Jeff Galak, an associate professor of marketing, about the main reasons people end up buying terrible presents for others: "There’s an odd cultural taboo that exists which makes people uncomfortable asking someone what kind of gift they want. But that taboo is entirely inappropriate." 

    #7

    I Ordered This 6 Weeks Ago So I Could Wear It For Christmas. It Just Came Today On Jan 9 And I Think It's Mocking Me

    I Ordered This 6 Weeks Ago So I Could Wear It For Christmas. It Just Came Today On Jan 9 And I Think It's Mocking Me

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    #8

    My Wife Received A Corporate Gift From One Of Her Partners For Christmas. It Has Been In The Fridge Since. When I Went To Open The Bottle, I Found Out It Was A Candle

    My Wife Received A Corporate Gift From One Of Her Partners For Christmas. It Has Been In The Fridge Since. When I Went To Open The Bottle, I Found Out It Was A Candle

    It came with candy, champagne flutes, and a small bottle of bubbly.

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing SO hard at this...I just can't stop scrolling back to it and giggle for the nth time

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    #9

    For Christmas 2019, My Boss Gifted Us With 1 Work From Home Day In 2020

    For Christmas 2019, My Boss Gifted Us With 1 Work From Home Day In 2020

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    He added: "Gift recipients know what they want and they are eager to tell gift givers. There is nothing wrong with sharing that information and there’s nothing wrong with asking for it."

    When we choose to get an original present that the recipient does not actually want, it might signal a lack of care. "If a giver gives a gift that isn’t well received, there is a chance that the relationship will be strained. Gifts act as a social lubricant that signals care for another person... but that is undermined when the gift is bad," Galak explained. 

    #10

    It’s Not Write

    It’s Not Write

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    Donnie Mc00
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fine example of someone slipping through the educational net and destroying the English language on the way through.

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    #11

    Man Tying A Christmas Tree To The Roof, Tied Doors Too

    Man Tying A Christmas Tree To The Roof, Tied Doors Too

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    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but he didn't give up! You go, dude.

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    #12

    Disinvited To Christmas Because I’m Getting The Booster Shot (I’m Also A Nurse Lol)

    Disinvited To Christmas Because I’m Getting The Booster Shot (I’m Also A Nurse Lol)

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    Amy Dubois
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am also a nurse and this happened to me too. Bet you never thought of THIS happening to you when you were a kid and your parents were SO SMART lol

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    So when you think about it, there are so many things that could go wrong during this special time of the year. Not everyone is able to handle the pressure to create a perfect celebration and still be thankful for the things that happened to us this year. We put so much importance on the vain side of Christmas, we forget to think of our values and priorities. 

    #13

    There Was An Attempt To Take A Cute Christmas Photo

    There Was An Attempt To Take A Cute Christmas Photo

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    #14

    Today, United 328, A Boeing 777-200 Dropped Engine Parts Out Of The Sky

    Today, United 328, A Boeing 777-200 Dropped Engine Parts Out Of The Sky

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    #15

    My Expensive "Surprise" Gift For My Husband Being Left On The Porch Like This

    My Expensive "Surprise" Gift For My Husband Being Left On The Porch Like This

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    Kelli Pike
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a total stranger, I would stand guard over that with a baseball bat until the proper owners arrived.

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    American Psychological Association suggests some healthy tips that can help you manage your hopes for this holiday season. An important piece of advice would be setting realistic expectations when it comes to gifts and activities. Don’t try to tick off every single thing on your Christmas to-do list and don’t stress about the little details: "View any missteps as opportunities to exercise your flexibility and resilience. A lopsided tree or a burned brisket won’t ruin your holiday—it will create a family memory."

    #16

    Christmas Tree On Fire In Kaunas, Lithuania

    Christmas Tree On Fire In Kaunas, Lithuania

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man in foreground frantically reading fire extinguisher instructions.

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    #17

    Can You All Confirm For My Wife I'm Not Dumb And It Could Have Happened To Anyone?

    Can You All Confirm For My Wife I'm Not Dumb And It Could Have Happened To Anyone?

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    #18

    The Gift My Brother (HI) Sent Me (AZ) Disappeared From The Postal Tracking System For 26 Days. It Popped Up Today In Chuuk, FSM

    The Gift My Brother (HI) Sent Me (AZ) Disappeared From The Postal Tracking System For 26 Days. It Popped Up Today In Chuuk, FSM

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    Also, remember to take time for yourself. If you’re feeling stressed, find the time to rest and recharge: "Be mindful and focus on the present rather than dwelling on the past or worrying about the future." And most importantly, the holiday season is actually short, so try and keep things in perspective. If you feel overwhelmed with the amount of things you need to do, you will have time to do it after the festivities. 

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    #19

    When Your Christmas Tree Just Can’t Make It Until Christmas

    When Your Christmas Tree Just Can’t Make It Until Christmas

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    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was one thirsty tree. That's called, no water, they killed it.

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    #20

    My Family (Who Don't Have Much Money) Paid For Priority Shipping Weeks Ago To Get Here Before Christmas. My Gift Was My Baby Ornaments. I Got It Today Like This

    My Family (Who Don't Have Much Money) Paid For Priority Shipping Weeks Ago To Get Here Before Christmas. My Gift Was My Baby Ornaments. I Got It Today Like This

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    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so sorry. When my house was robbed years ago, I didn't have anything particularly expensive. However, they took some items that really meant something to me. My mom-in-law told me, "they can take the things but they can't take away the memories.". I know that doesn't help much, but it did make me feel better.

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    #21

    This Is The Second Time I’ve Had To Quit My Job In Order To See My Family For Christmas, Who I See Once A Year

    This Is The Second Time I’ve Had To Quit My Job In Order To See My Family For Christmas, Who I See Once A Year

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, if you work in a business that is open all through Christmas, it's a pretty sure bet you cannot assume that you can take the entire holiday period off.

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    If Christmas didn’t turn out the way you expected, it’s not the end of the world. Small mistakes are unavoidable and they might seem annoying at first. However, the sooner you realize that these little mishaps are not worth getting upset about, the sooner you can let out a nice laugh and carry on with the celebration.

    #22

    When Your Dreams Of A White Christmas Don’t Go As Planned

    When Your Dreams Of A White Christmas Don’t Go As Planned

    Exhibit A, Kenzie emptying an ENTIRE BAG OF FLOUR everywhere as we were getting ready to decorate cookies last Christmas.

    They looked to me and when my reaction decided to embrace the chaos vs anger and stress, we made the best Christmas memories.

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    #23

    It’s Christmas Eve, Another Person Just Left The Office Feeling Sick, I Am The Last Engineer Without Covid-19

    It’s Christmas Eve, Another Person Just Left The Office Feeling Sick, I Am The Last Engineer Without Covid-19

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    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have my sincerest and most hopeful best wishes for 2022!

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    #24

    Woman Spent £85 On A "Grinch Visit". He Did His Job Perfectly

    Woman Spent £85 On A "Grinch Visit". He Did His Job Perfectly

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    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the kids got to help smash and smear everything, they probably think they had the BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!!!!

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    #25

    Stole One Of These Candies From My Kid’s Christmas Stash, Learned The Hard Way They’re Actually Individually Wrapped Soaps

    Stole One Of These Candies From My Kid’s Christmas Stash, Learned The Hard Way They’re Actually Individually Wrapped Soaps

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    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something that gets sold at festivals

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    #26

    Elf Socks I Got My Dad For Christmas, When Wearing Pants Just Shows Will Ferrell Crotch

    Elf Socks I Got My Dad For Christmas, When Wearing Pants Just Shows Will Ferrell Crotch

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    #27

    Ordered My Daughter A MacBook Air For Christmas And This Is What FedEx Delivered

    Ordered My Daughter A MacBook Air For Christmas And This Is What FedEx Delivered

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    #28

    I Made A (Fitting) Christmas Ornament And Dropped It Immediately After

    I Made A (Fitting) Christmas Ornament And Dropped It Immediately After

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better. Awkwardly tape it back together, and it will be even more perfect.

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    #29

    I Got A New Coat For Christmas And My Toddler Got Some New Markers

    I Got A New Coat For Christmas And My Toddler Got Some New Markers

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    #30

    Nashville Explosion On Christmas

    Nashville Explosion On Christmas

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    #31

    Spotted A Xmas Tree Full Of 2021 Wishes And This Was The First I Saw. That Wasn't Very Christmassy

    Spotted A Xmas Tree Full Of 2021 Wishes And This Was The First I Saw. That Wasn't Very Christmassy

    i_dream_in_code Report

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if their message doesn't come through to you the whole year around, then this maybe is a better way to reach. I don't know you, but this doesn't seem to come out of thin air.

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    #32

    $80 Christmas Gift Applied Directly To My Driveway

    $80 Christmas Gift Applied Directly To My Driveway

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    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had that happen... tempting to lick the drive!! Just kidding... or am I?

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    #33

    When Your Secret Santa Gift Arrives Broken

    When Your Secret Santa Gift Arrives Broken

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who sends a mug with zero packing materials?

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    #34

    Well, There Goes My Christmas

    Well, There Goes My Christmas

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    Alex Luiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you, mate. Same in our house. I am so sorry.

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    #35

    My Wife And I Bought My Father A Personalized Gift For Christmas. The Wording That Came With It Was Not What We Submitted

    My Wife And I Bought My Father A Personalized Gift For Christmas. The Wording That Came With It Was Not What We Submitted

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    H G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kelli Pike- You'd sue a company for sending them the wrong gift by accident? They're probably totally swamped with Christmas orders a simple mistake happened. The only thing here that is abhorrent is you.

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    #36

    To Put Christmas Decor In The Attic. I Fell All The Way Through

    To Put Christmas Decor In The Attic. I Fell All The Way Through

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could say; 'Christmas went through the roof this year...' yeah i now the exit

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    #37

    Who's Ready For Christmas Morning Waffles?

    Who's Ready For Christmas Morning Waffles?

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    #38

    Blursed Christmas Tree

    Blursed Christmas Tree

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    #39

    Not The Best Idea To Write A Blog About Christmas Decorations

    Not The Best Idea To Write A Blog About Christmas Decorations

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    Bob Bobbs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once little me and my mom made Grittibänz (traditional Christmas buns shaped like people). When made them dough scarf and everything, cute AF. But they came out burnt and hard as a rock. Ruined. My mom, the genius, had the idea to apply laquer and we decorated them with glitter etc. and turned them into cute Christmas decorations :D Sometimes mistakes make the best things.

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    #40

    This Is What Happens When You Try To Burn A Christmas Tree In A Home Fireplace

    This Is What Happens When You Try To Burn A Christmas Tree In A Home Fireplace

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we still surprised with human stupidity at this point?

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    Nugua
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth would you try to burn the whole tree at once?

    Jonathan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like this person has navigated through life using Looney Tunes as a guide.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they might be immortal like looney tunes too

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    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's lucky they still have a home.

    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ENTIRE tree ? Not even cutting it pieces? How stupid do you have to be to think it would end differently (not even talking about how flammable pine sap is)?

    Shine Caramia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's how to do a yule log, which is very different from an evergreen with all of its tiny branches and twigs

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    Martha Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person should not be allowed to ever manage any sort of fire. Not even a matchstick.

    Lindsey Turner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't have any sympathy for them!

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a stupid way to burn it though.... i really hope it fell over, otherwise...

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....and this years Darwin Award goes to.....

    Hannu Luhtasela
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really, really, really want to know what person behind this was thinking. I bet it's something "It's fire. Fire burns stuff to ashes. I just push it gently and it will be gone".

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. This was an accident, I hope?

    Honey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's just idiotic.

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looked like a obvious no go from where I'm sitting.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously??? Who the hell does this?? Do you dry cellphones in the microwave too??

    Angharad Eatough
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wouldn't you chop it up first anyways?

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fat wood. The heart of pine trees has resin impregnated wood that is brilliant for survival needs... fastest way to start a fire. Very small pieces make a roaring fire....an entire tree will cause an inferno.

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just why? This is what happens when stupidity meats willingness. Bad choices get made. 😄

    Michael Hoyt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given all the idiots my parents have had to deal with renting apartments, not even remotely surprised. It's a miracle they haven't burned their house down from candles alone, never mind the fireplace.

    Chris Hills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forest Gump came to mind... stupid is as stupid does

    Julene Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yeah. Don’t know anyone who would try that.

    Asphalt Bubblegum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to cut the tree down to smaller parts, not light it like a candle you stupid ****s!

    Truth Speakin'
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm...NO FREAKING WAY someone could be this STUPID...I REFUSE to believe it

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did someone try to put out the fire with that water bottle on the floor? Jeez. Stupid times 2.

    Monkey Love
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. This is what happens when an idiot tries to burn a Christmas tree in their fire place.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it fell over, caught fire and was put out and we are now seeing the result after the tree was already cut up? Because the stem is freshly-cut and there's even woodchips lying around

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this is what happens when you are dumb! Did you actually think firewood was only cut to length to make it easier to carry??? Maybe next year you can try shoving a Christmas ham in a toaster and see how that works out...

    Vivian Ingram
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why tf would anyone think this was a smart idea?

    Grant Clemons
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't "unfortunate". It's clearly and predictably a bad idea.

    I I
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're supposed to chop it up first ffs

    JuniorCJ82
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if this was safe, why would you not chop it up first?!?!

    SocksNeverMatch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure your S.O. warned you lol

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU STUPID.... WHY DID ANY PART OF YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

    DAISY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone even attempt to do that?!

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What idiots. And I reiterate IDIOTS. It's a MIRACLE the entire house didn't burn down. Dumbasses. Omfg. I cannot begin to understand the level of idiocy someone has to possess to do something this f*****g stupid.

    J Frank Mannix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a gas fireplace, looks like the gas valve is on the right. You can't burn wood in a gas fireplace

    pebs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to burn a Christmas tree without cutting it into pieces, o immeasurable idiot.

    ThatOneWriter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you didn't CUT IT INTO PIECES FIRST??

    Kerri Peek
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in awe of the brain trust that did this.

    Faith Hurst-Bilinski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what should happen to stop all further such attempts.

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no way; really!? Was there at any point in time where you thought "this isn't a good idea." 🤔 😜

    Starlee87
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to?? Why would you try it in the house in the first place.??

    Shayda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're . . . not supposed to stick the whole tree in there at once

    LesAnimaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is next-level stupid. Glad your house is still standing!

    Fred Burrows
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez! You have to cut it to fit maybe.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are an idiot.

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s what happens when you try to put any WHOLE TREE in your fireplace.

    Crystal Barkhauer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to guess that the fireplace mostly burned Duralog type products. As one who uses a wood stove (and has been around many campfires), I can tell ya that wood doesn’t burn like that—especially pine which is super flammable and leaves some of the heaviest creosote build up. You’re very lucky you have a house. Lesson learned to hopefully never repeat!

    Invisible Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see, wood=fire, nothing can go wrong

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    #41

    My Best Friend’s Company Gave Him Disappointment For Christmas

    My Best Friend’s Company Gave Him Disappointment For Christmas

    pawned79 Report

    #42

    This Is My Neighbor’s Christmas Tree. He Said It Was The Last One On The Lot

    This Is My Neighbor’s Christmas Tree. He Said It Was The Last One On The Lot

    duck5067 Report

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    #43

    Since Christmas I Have Been Wearing These Noticing How The Right Ear Sounds Lower Than The Left One But Just Brushing It Off

    Since Christmas I Have Been Wearing These Noticing How The Right Ear Sounds Lower Than The Left One But Just Brushing It Off

    itsmemario97 Report

    #44

    Christmas Eve Feast When You're Working Second Shift In A Korean Academy

    Christmas Eve Feast When You're Working Second Shift In A Korean Academy

    littlebit87 Report

    #45

    My Brother Got Me This For Christmas, And I Don’t Even Fish

    My Brother Got Me This For Christmas, And I Don’t Even Fish

    epic-drew16 Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me your brother hates you without telling me he hates you.

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    #46

    Duplicate Gifts = Perfect Marriage

    Duplicate Gifts = Perfect Marriage

    mobile.twitter.com Report

    Jonathan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'This Tweet is sponsored by James O'Brien.'

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    #47

    Meat Thermometer Exploded And Shattered Oven Door - Merry Christmas

    Meat Thermometer Exploded And Shattered Oven Door - Merry Christmas

    mcha2493 Report

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick bit of advice, the meat thermometer gets pushed into the meat when it is out of the oven, you DON'T leave it in the meat. All that is doing is measuring the temperature of your oven, which is way hotter than the internal bit of the meat.

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    #48

    Had Literally 2 People Over For The Roommate's Birthday Party. They Started Wrestling And Broke My Plant, Christmas Tree, And Blinds

    Had Literally 2 People Over For The Roommate's Birthday Party. They Started Wrestling And Broke My Plant, Christmas Tree, And Blinds

    ButtMunchSupreme420 Report

    #49

    When Christmas Goes Wrong

    When Christmas Goes Wrong

    Act_True Report

    Abigail Place
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom does thisss it’s fine tho everyone’s a little scatterbrained this time of year

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    #50

    Instead Of My Christmas Gift, Amazon Delivered Me An Industrial Supply Of Single-Ply Toilet Paper

    Instead Of My Christmas Gift, Amazon Delivered Me An Industrial Supply Of Single-Ply Toilet Paper

    Rare_Chicken Report

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the extra packaging?? Why waste a box??

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    #51

    My Sister Attempted To Make A Red Velvet Christmas Tree Cake

    My Sister Attempted To Make A Red Velvet Christmas Tree Cake

    CoproliteSandwich Report

    #52

    He Pretended He Wrote: "Twas The Night Before Christmas" Poem

    He Pretended He Wrote: "Twas The Night Before Christmas" Poem

    ItzThatJosh55 Report

    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You literally cannot say you wrote that. WHO HAS NOT HEARD THAT POEM? Plagiarism is bad, but this? Did you think you would get away with that?

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    #53

    My Friend's Kid Was Not A Fan Of Santa This Year. This Was As Close As She Got

    My Friend's Kid Was Not A Fan Of Santa This Year. This Was As Close As She Got

    gante742 Report

    #54

    Christmas In 2020. Spent The Night Trying To Make Friends

    Christmas In 2020. Spent The Night Trying To Make Friends

    wayhighupcanada Report

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    #55

    I Guess The Mailman Who Delivers To My Apartment Complex Decided Christmas Should Start Early

    I Guess The Mailman Who Delivers To My Apartment Complex Decided Christmas Should Start Early

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    #56

    Ordered New Kicks For The Teen For Xmas. The Box Arrived With One Shoe In It And They're Sold Out Now

    Ordered New Kicks For The Teen For Xmas. The Box Arrived With One Shoe In It And They're Sold Out Now

    mamilita Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone, somewhere has a box with just one right shoe in it.

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    #57

    This Mall Is All But Completely Shuttered. I Guess Someone Forgot To Cancel Santa

    This Mall Is All But Completely Shuttered. I Guess Someone Forgot To Cancel Santa

    jb69029 Report

    #58

    When You Climb Into The Attic And End Up In The Wall On Christmas Eve And We Gotta Get You Out

    When You Climb Into The Attic And End Up In The Wall On Christmas Eve And We Gotta Get You Out

    Honeysenpaiharuchan Report

    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a real problem in Europe, where most walls are made of solid brick or concrete.

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    #59

    Went To Open My Chocolates I Got For Christmas

    Went To Open My Chocolates I Got For Christmas

    Notechis_Scutatus Report

    #60

    This Wrapping Paper I Bought After Going Shopping Without My Glasses I Thought It Said Merry Christmas

    This Wrapping Paper I Bought After Going Shopping Without My Glasses I Thought It Said Merry Christmas

    davethecat3 Report

    #61

    What Was Advertised vs. What I Got For My Niece's Christmas From Walmart

    What Was Advertised vs. What I Got For My Niece's Christmas From Walmart

    xspike_spiegelc Report

    #62

    A Christmas Gift. But I Am Not Ready For That Kind Of Commitment

    A Christmas Gift. But I Am Not Ready For That Kind Of Commitment

    --Shamus-- Report

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    #63

    This Was My Dad's Only Christmas Bonus From The Company He's Worked At For Over 20 Years: A $20 Off Coupon For A Frozen Turkey

    This Was My Dad's Only Christmas Bonus From The Company He's Worked At For Over 20 Years: A $20 Off Coupon For A Frozen Turkey

    My mom got a Christmas ornament.

    AdiosTinyToast Report

    #64

    My Company’s “Christmas Bonus”

    My Company’s “Christmas Bonus”

    Muttandcheese Report

    #65

    Some Grinch At FedEx Stole My Son's iPhone 13 Pro Max That I Was Going To Surprise Him On Christmas With

    Some Grinch At FedEx Stole My Son's iPhone 13 Pro Max That I Was Going To Surprise Him On Christmas With

    BADDINOROX99 Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great gift for your son : his first legal action.

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    #66

    My Girlfriend's Boss Handed This To Her In Her Office Saying, "These Are Being Handed Out From The Company." I'm Not Sure If This Is A Christmas Gift

    My Girlfriend's Boss Handed This To Her In Her Office Saying, "These Are Being Handed Out From The Company." I'm Not Sure If This Is A Christmas Gift

    Forex4x Report

    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather have a bag of potatoes than the usual company mug!

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    #67

    My Neighbor's Christmas Decorations Today

    My Neighbor's Christmas Decorations Today

    JJolene710 Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoj to the world! The Lord is come. Let earth receive her King! Let every heart prepare Him room, And heaven and nature sing

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    #68

    My Sister's Boyfriend Thought A Rock, From His Backyard, Was A Good Christmas Gift For Her

    My Sister's Boyfriend Thought A Rock, From His Backyard, Was A Good Christmas Gift For Her

    WmXVI Report

    #69

    This Wristband I Got At My Work Christmas Party

    This Wristband I Got At My Work Christmas Party

    cliffeverett Report

    #70

    I Found Loads Of This All Over The Christmas Tree

    I Found Loads Of This All Over The Christmas Tree

    Stick_juice Report

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    #71

    Merry Christmas, From Netflix

    Merry Christmas, From Netflix

    lolmegapeepee Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, mine is already more expensive than that!

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    #72

    This Is My Crown. Not Sure What's Worse, That I Don't Have A Dentist Anymore Due To Covid Or That I Probably Won't Be Able To Find A New One In This Holiday Zone

    This Is My Crown. Not Sure What's Worse, That I Don't Have A Dentist Anymore Due To Covid Or That I Probably Won't Be Able To Find A New One In This Holiday Zone

    SBNMG Report

    Jef Bateman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a joke, but real advice. You can put those back in with denture sealing cream. I've done it myself. It's not permanent, but good enough for now.

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    #73

    Santa Claus Is Not Coming To Town

    Santa Claus Is Not Coming To Town

    reddit.com Report

    #74

    Bought Our 7-Year-Old A Wii For Christmas Along With Wii Sports. Guess What Just Went Flying Off His Wrist

    Bought Our 7-Year-Old A Wii For Christmas Along With Wii Sports. Guess What Just Went Flying Off His Wrist

    samjaneG Report

    Nugua
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have wrist straps for a reason...

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    #75

    Krispy Kreme Christmas Donuts

    Krispy Kreme Christmas Donuts

    kirsty1441 Report

    Flisey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only did he start to melt, dogs also pooped on Frosty making this the worse Christmas ever...

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    #76

    Dog Ate 50 Christmas Cookies

    Dog Ate 50 Christmas Cookies

    amandeezie Report

    #77

    I Tried To Surprise My 7-Year-Old With A Trampoline For Christmas. Missing One Part

    I Tried To Surprise My 7-Year-Old With A Trampoline For Christmas. Missing One Part

    BuckleUpBuckar0 Report

    #78

    The Christmas Chocolates Finally Arrived

    The Christmas Chocolates Finally Arrived

    CopernicusSnail Report

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very expensive products that are not worth the money you spend for them. My stepdad's extended family ordered all their gifts for their large family and friends from The Swiss Colony, including my family. I was very appreciative of the gift. I was curious about the products because they had ordered for all their family and friends who in return also ordered all of their gifts from there for them as well, so I looked up the site and discovered how crazy expensive they are for such tiny packages. Everything does taste good but you don't get your money's worth from the products. At the time, the company would ship everything to you on credit without a credit check and this huge family never paid for the thousands of dollars of products that they ordered and consumed. I was appalled by the amounts of products that they lost to this family. It's crazy.

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    #79

    Got My Christmas Tree Out Of Storage And The Lid Was Popped Open. No Big Deal, Probably Fine. Found This Lady Under The Tub

    Got My Christmas Tree Out Of Storage And The Lid Was Popped Open. No Big Deal, Probably Fine. Found This Lady Under The Tub

    Youdontknowmedawg Report

    #80

    "Santa" Aka My Sister, Got My 6-Year-Old Niece The Wrong Stickers For Christmas

    "Santa" Aka My Sister, Got My 6-Year-Old Niece The Wrong Stickers For Christmas

    mustardyellow123 Report

    olx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for anyone who doesn't know: it's a reference to a Classic Meme™ of a guy playing guitar and singing to his gf/fiancée/wife "I love you, bitch. i ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch."

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    #81

    I Hope No One Really Wanted Christmas Ham

    I Hope No One Really Wanted Christmas Ham

    TacomaBlue Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crunchy ham to go with the crunchy turkey.

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    #82

    Parked My Car In The Airport’s Garage During Christmas Break Without Checking The Price

    Parked My Car In The Airport’s Garage During Christmas Break Without Checking The Price

    snkrbjorn Report

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    #83

    I Was Gifted This Expensive Candle But It Doesn’t Have A Wick

    I Was Gifted This Expensive Candle But It Doesn’t Have A Wick

    slipperyslope89 Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use a candle warmer. If you really want to, you can even add a wick after the wax is melted by the candle warmer.

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    #84

    I Lost One Of My Christmas Gifts This Year

    I Lost One Of My Christmas Gifts This Year

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    GraphicHealer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those don't work anymore anyways, the company went under...

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    #85

    My GF Just Sent Me This Saying “Safe To Say My Secret Santa Doesn’t Like Me”

    My GF Just Sent Me This Saying “Safe To Say My Secret Santa Doesn’t Like Me”

    DoubleOScarn Report

    Yoachan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love those raisins. It's been my favorite for years since I can remember. My dad used to gave it to my daughter too, and now he's gone. Seeing this Sun-Maid always make us remember him. 😊

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    #86

    My Sister’s Stolen Christmas Gifts

    My Sister’s Stolen Christmas Gifts

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard this story told before, but with an adult. Let's face it, what five year old is going to take stuff, wrap it all by herself and then come up with that statement? I call bullpoop on this one.

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    #87

    Looks Like I'll Be Giving Firewood To Everyone For Christmas

    Looks Like I'll Be Giving Firewood To Everyone For Christmas

    twocatskissing Report

    #88

    Merry Christmas Everyone

    Merry Christmas Everyone

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    #89

    Ordered $300 Worth Of Christmas Gifts On Amazon (My Partner's Family Makes Amazon Lists For Christmas) And I Got Rubber Bands And Shipping Tape Instead

    Ordered $300 Worth Of Christmas Gifts On Amazon (My Partner's Family Makes Amazon Lists For Christmas) And I Got Rubber Bands And Shipping Tape Instead

    lowercase_poet Report

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cannot sue if a company makes an honest mistake and sends you someone else's order. All you can expect is them to correct their mistake. If you're lucky they will make some kind of goodwill gesture as an apology.

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    #90

    Wife Left Me Right Before Xmas, Then Today My TV Took A Dump

    Wife Left Me Right Before Xmas, Then Today My TV Took A Dump

    JoshC-137 Report

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    #91

    Supposed To Say “We Wish You A Meowy Christmas” And “My True Love Has Four Paws”

    Supposed To Say “We Wish You A Meowy Christmas” And “My True Love Has Four Paws”

    smaj27 Report

    Skitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My true love can have four dog, I’m okay with that

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    #92

    Christmas Cat Wanted A Broken Leg From Santa

    Christmas Cat Wanted A Broken Leg From Santa

    venkman62 Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Jonathon - the house may be in less than perfect condition, but there's no "poor cat". You know how much it must have cost his humans to get treatment for his poor, tiny leg? I've known people who wouldn't even consider spending the money. These people love their kitty more than they would love new carpeting. Be kinder next time.

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    #93

    My Aunt Forgot I Existed (Yet Remembered My Brother-In-Law Who Has Only Been In The Family For A Year), So I Had To Add My Own Name To The Christmas Card

    My Aunt Forgot I Existed (Yet Remembered My Brother-In-Law Who Has Only Been In The Family For A Year), So I Had To Add My Own Name To The Christmas Card

    TurtlesCantDrive Report

    Grover underwood
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the red marker on it😂 makes them know you are angry.

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    #94

    My Municipality's Attempt On Designing A Christmas Tree

    My Municipality's Attempt On Designing A Christmas Tree

    psikomanjak Report

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if it had a star it could pass as a tree? Right now it kind of just looks like a utility tent.

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    #95

    Gift Came Embedded Inside A Bucket Of Concrete

    Gift Came Embedded Inside A Bucket Of Concrete

    mikaylanicole3 Report

    #96

    Shoutout To FedEx For Apparently Drop Kicking My Family Christmas Gift

    Shoutout To FedEx For Apparently Drop Kicking My Family Christmas Gift

    ThomasThuhTrain Report

    Out of chocolate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s crappy but also not how you shop framed stuff :/

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    #97

    Truck Got Stolen Just Before Christmas. Thief Was Living In It For 3 Days Before He Got Busted

    Truck Got Stolen Just Before Christmas. Thief Was Living In It For 3 Days Before He Got Busted

    bentupcarfixr Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really sorry that the truck was stolen and trashed. I'm even sorrier that someone's only option was to live in a stolen truck.

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    #98

    Ordered An Apple Watch For My Sister For Christmas

    Ordered An Apple Watch For My Sister For Christmas

    Somewhere between being shipped and being delivered to her someone opened the package, took the watch and strap, then sealed the whole thing back up.

    ravens_revenge Report

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    #99

    Nailed My Christmas Donuts

    Nailed My Christmas Donuts

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    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're supposed to be deep-fried, not baked. smh

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    #100

    My Mom Asked Me To Check Why The Christmas Lights Weren't Working. Looks Like We Have A Grinch In The Neighborhood

    My Mom Asked Me To Check Why The Christmas Lights Weren't Working. Looks Like We Have A Grinch In The Neighborhood

    brenden519 Report

    Neal Patrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One year I had a squirrel that would chew through the outdoor Christmas lights…replace the string…chewy would appear. Gave up until he moved to a new tree.

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    #101

    My Fake Christmas Tree Is Like The Real Thing. It Sheds A Lot Of Needles

    My Fake Christmas Tree Is Like The Real Thing. It Sheds A Lot Of Needles

    tomytronics Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a few Christmases you'll just have the iron rods which you spray silver, thus creating the most trendy non shedding Christmas tree for years to come.

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    #102

    The $70, 7ft Cat Post You Bought Him For Christmas vs. The Box His Food Comes In

    The $70, 7ft Cat Post You Bought Him For Christmas vs. The Box His Food Comes In

    anjerz Report

    bookshellf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the face of an emperor. This cat owns the whole house!

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    #103

    How Do You Spell Christmas?

    How Do You Spell Christmas?

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    #104

    My MIL Got My Wife A Kate Spade Purse For Christmas And Then Accidentally Backed Over It After It Was Delivered

    My MIL Got My Wife A Kate Spade Purse For Christmas And Then Accidentally Backed Over It After It Was Delivered

    liamemsa Report

    #105

    Family Tradition That We Only Get Donuts On July 4th And On Christmas Eve-Eve. Here’s The Chocolate “Filled” Donut I Waited Almost 6 Months To Enjoy

    Family Tradition That We Only Get Donuts On July 4th And On Christmas Eve-Eve. Here’s The Chocolate “Filled” Donut I Waited Almost 6 Months To Enjoy

    notjewel Report

    #106

    Went To Go See Family On Christmas And Our Car Got Rear-Ended

    Went To Go See Family On Christmas And Our Car Got Rear-Ended

    C1nderFang Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone had too much nog, not enough egg. I hope no one was injured.

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    #107

    Got Brand New Sheets For Christmas And Put Them On For The First Time Yesterday. Was Doing Homework And Dropped A Bright Pink Pen Right In The Middle Of It

    Got Brand New Sheets For Christmas And Put Them On For The First Time Yesterday. Was Doing Homework And Dropped A Bright Pink Pen Right In The Middle Of It

    suspiciouslypurple Report

    Dee on bikes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soak the stain in milk overnight, then launder. Alternatively, tie dye.

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    #108

    Was Really Excited To Use My New Mortar And Pestle. Merry Christmas

    Was Really Excited To Use My New Mortar And Pestle. Merry Christmas

    randysucia Report

    Romenriel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should try to return it, this should have never happened. Right?

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    #109

    Expectation vs. Reality, Merry Christmas

    Expectation vs. Reality, Merry Christmas

    kitty-kat-lady Report

    Nugua
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dough was not chilled enough before going into the oven.

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    #110

    Nothing Like Getting Something You Can’t Eat For Christmas. I Have Braces

    Nothing Like Getting Something You Can’t Eat For Christmas. I Have Braces

    Zephyr_Stryke Report

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save it! That is your prize when you get the braces off.

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    #111

    I Ordered Pants For Christmas From Nordstrom This Is How They Come In

    I Ordered Pants For Christmas From Nordstrom This Is How They Come In

    big_pp_thanos69 Report

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have the receipt you can go in and have someone at the register take it off.

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    #112

    The One Christmas Present I Got This Year Turned Out To Be A Misprint Of Samin Nosrat’s Salt Fat Acid Heat. Half The Pages In The Book Are Just Repeating

    The One Christmas Present I Got This Year Turned Out To Be A Misprint Of Samin Nosrat’s Salt Fat Acid Heat. Half The Pages In The Book Are Just Repeating

    taskum Report

    Romenriel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the store replaced it with a new one!

    #113

    Christmas Tree Got Into The Eggnog

    Christmas Tree Got Into The Eggnog

    poolbum1 Report

    #114

    A Tree Came Through The Roof At 11 Pm Last Night During A Steady Rain With Massive Wind Gusts

    A Tree Came Through The Roof At 11 Pm Last Night During A Steady Rain With Massive Wind Gusts

    Naturally, this happened just as we started getting ready for the kids’ Christmas morning. ‘Twas a very late night.

    above_all_be_kind Report

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Christmas Trees Attack. In theaters December 2021.

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    #115

    The Guy At IKEA Who I Bought The Christmas Tree From Told Me It Didn't Shed

    The Guy At IKEA Who I Bought The Christmas Tree From Told Me It Didn't Shed

    matej86 Report

    #116

    Spent The Whole Day Preparing The Bird For Dinner On Christmas Eve. My Dad Watched It While I Walked The Dog. Came Back To This

    Spent The Whole Day Preparing The Bird For Dinner On Christmas Eve. My Dad Watched It While I Walked The Dog. Came Back To This

    philsusernameonredit Report

    #117

    Christmas Cookies "Baked For Christmas". Expires In October

    Christmas Cookies "Baked For Christmas". Expires In October

    reddit.com Report

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is NOT an expiration date. So many people throw food out because iTs eXpIReD.... ffs its a freshness/best quality date,

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    #118

    Ginger Cookie Christmas Fail

    Ginger Cookie Christmas Fail

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya got it the wrong way round mate, that is rudolph.

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    #119

    My Mum Ordered Me The Legend Of Zelda 30th Anniversary Game And Watch For Christmas But She Got This Instead

    My Mum Ordered Me The Legend Of Zelda 30th Anniversary Game And Watch For Christmas But She Got This Instead

    FluffyCalligrapher60 Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My elderly mother fell into one of those traps. It was a "Get ONE of these brilliant games for only $40" Then it listed things like Legend of Zelda and a whole bunch of other stuff, and in s small print at the bottom it lists this useless little game, and guess what everybody ended up with?

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    #120

    The New Owners Decided That We Don't Get Christmas Eve Off After It's Been Promised For Weeks

    The New Owners Decided That We Don't Get Christmas Eve Off After It's Been Promised For Weeks

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    #121

    My Lovely Back Windshield That Shattered On Christmas Day

    My Lovely Back Windshield That Shattered On Christmas Day

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    #122

    Sister In Laws Car Was Stolen Christmas Day Found Totaled With A Stolen Gun In Vehicle

    Sister In Laws Car Was Stolen Christmas Day Found Totaled With A Stolen Gun In Vehicle

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago

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    Doesn't look like a write off to me unless the value of the car is less than $2000.

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    #123

    Guess The Christmas Decor Box Got A Little Warm

    Guess The Christmas Decor Box Got A Little Warm

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    Sarah Sparkles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me here in Florida. My snowball candles were all melted into one lumpy mass

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    #124

    My Parents' Foster Dog Got To My Stocking That I've Had For 27 Years. Happy Holidays To Me

    My Parents' Foster Dog Got To My Stocking That I've Had For 27 Years. Happy Holidays To Me

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    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patch it up and have a story to go with it.

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    #125

    This Christmas Calendar My Parents Purchased For My Kids

    This Christmas Calendar My Parents Purchased For My Kids

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    bob bruce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's obviously an advent calendar for people with no time to waste.

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    #126

    My Husband Asks Me To Wrap My Own Christmas Gifts Every Year

    My Husband Asks Me To Wrap My Own Christmas Gifts Every Year

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    Ross Warren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same thing. Otherwise it looks like it was wrapped by a blind tyranosaurus who was having a seizure.

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    #127

    Whole Family Got Covid So We Can't Go Out To Do Grocery, So I Order This Online Almost The Same Size As My Fist

    Whole Family Got Covid So We Can't Go Out To Do Grocery, So I Order This Online Almost The Same Size As My Fist

    Oh well, on the bright side still have ham for Christmas!

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And by the time you cook it, it will be half that size.

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    #128

    Decided To Go To My Town’s Festive Christmas Market Today

    Decided To Go To My Town’s Festive Christmas Market Today

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    bookshellf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well would you look at that.. tents add some color :)

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    #129

    After Learning That I'm Not Being Paid In Time For Christmas, I Lost Concentration And Smash Both My Lens And Camera. My Only Source Of Income

    After Learning That I'm Not Being Paid In Time For Christmas, I Lost Concentration And Smash Both My Lens And Camera. My Only Source Of Income

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    Donnie Mc00
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    camera insurance would have been an idea for your only source of income tools.

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    #130

    A Christmas Morning Avalanche Left Four Foot Of Snow Inside Of The Belleayre Mountain Ski Lodge In NY

    A Christmas Morning Avalanche Left Four Foot Of Snow Inside Of The Belleayre Mountain Ski Lodge In NY

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    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully they have "act of god" insurance. That's terrible.

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    #131

    This Is How The Office Christmas Tree Was Plugged In

    This Is How The Office Christmas Tree Was Plugged In

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone was making sure that the business would be closed from Christmas to New Year.

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    #132

    Tried To Make Baby Yoda Cookies Last Christmas

    Tried To Make Baby Yoda Cookies Last Christmas

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    #133

    Spent 30$ On Matching Christmas PJs And This Is What I Got

    Spent 30$ On Matching Christmas PJs And This Is What I Got

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    #134

    Christmas Decorations

    Christmas Decorations

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    #136

    Got My Daughter Her First Xmas Tree. Might Have Forgotten To Measure

    Got My Daughter Her First Xmas Tree. Might Have Forgotten To Measure

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    #137

    Ruining Christmas

    Ruining Christmas

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    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 1 "B" in the entire group tells you this isn't gonna work.

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    #138

    Dear Santa, Can I Please Have “My Favorite Mug” For Xmas? Thanks

    Dear Santa, Can I Please Have “My Favorite Mug” For Xmas? Thanks

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    #139

    Capacitor Short-Circuited And Burned Up, Ruining My Graphics Card On The First Day Of Christmas Break. Good-Bye, Holliday Gaming Plans

    Capacitor Short-Circuited And Burned Up, Ruining My Graphics Card On The First Day Of Christmas Break. Good-Bye, Holliday Gaming Plans

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    mcborge1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww man! This is why I never sell on my previous graphics card. If anything happens to my new one I have my older one to fall back on.

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    #140

    Found This Guy On The Last Round Of A Batch Of Pancakes I Made For Christmas Brunch

    Found This Guy On The Last Round Of A Batch Of Pancakes I Made For Christmas Brunch

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    Nugua
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the problem. Lift him off, enjoy your pancakes.

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    #141

    Lost The Crown Off My Front Right Teeth, On A Sunday, On Christmas Week, In The Middle Of A Pandemic

    Lost The Crown Off My Front Right Teeth, On A Sunday, On Christmas Week, In The Middle Of A Pandemic

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    SuePrew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get some denture adhesive. it's a pretty good temporary substitute

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    #142

    These Christmas Kit Kats. The Design Doesn't Let You Break Them, I Had To Eat Them Like A Neanderthal

    These Christmas Kit Kats. The Design Doesn't Let You Break Them, I Had To Eat Them Like A Neanderthal

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    Romenriel
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    This doesn't fit here at all! What are you even complaining about?

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    #143

    I Tried Redeeming One Of The Gift Cards My Best Friend Got Me For Christmas And It Seems Like The Cashier Didn't Realize It Wasn’t Activated

    I Tried Redeeming One Of The Gift Cards My Best Friend Got Me For Christmas And It Seems Like The Cashier Didn't Realize It Wasn’t Activated

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may have been activated but swapped out with an empty one by the cashier. Or your friend isn't really your friend. Or they are too embarrassed to say they couldn't afford to get you something

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    #144

    This Is What I Get For Leaving Christmas Cards To The Last Minute

    This Is What I Get For Leaving Christmas Cards To The Last Minute

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    #145

    Got Home To Find My Downstairs Neighbor Put Up Some Great Festive Lights Today. I Was On Board Until I Saw What They Looked Like Through My Bedroom Window

    Got Home To Find My Downstairs Neighbor Put Up Some Great Festive Lights Today. I Was On Board Until I Saw What They Looked Like Through My Bedroom Window

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they draw their curtains all the way down they won't even notice them. But doing that would deprive them of another opportunity to be offended.

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    #146

    Well There Goes My Christmas

    Well There Goes My Christmas

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep seeing this on BP and I still think it's a pregnancy test for a long moment. Glad to know there's still some part of my brain not inundated with Covid.

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    #147

    I Bought My Kid A Gunship For Christmas, But I Just Broke A Critical Piece Right In Front

    I Bought My Kid A Gunship For Christmas, But I Just Broke A Critical Piece Right In Front

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    #148

    Merry Christmas Eve To Me

    Merry Christmas Eve To Me

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    Nugua
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being overly dramatic today, hm? Just pick them up...

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