Christmas is only merry until you sink your teeth into a soap lobster thinking it's chocolate. Or until you shatter your glass table and your entire dinner ends up on the floor. The beauty of the internet, however, is that no matter what happens to you, no matter how crappy your holidays feel, you can always browse it to find someone who's having it worse. Bored Panda has compiled a list of photos of people who probably wish to forget their Christmas (or at least parts of it), and they will make yours look 10/10.
#3 Those Crazy Kids Messing With The Neighbor's Merry Christmas Decoration
#4 Well, There Goes Christmas Lunch
#9 I'm Spending Christmas At My Australian GF's Parents Place. Brushing My Teeth In The Morning I Look Up And This Is What I See On The Inside Of The Window. I Love The Weather Here, But **** That
#11 I Was Putting Up Christmas Lights On My Roof A While Back When This Happened...
#12 My Mom Left $300 Unattended, My Nephew (Special Little Kid) Thought It Was Just Papers. Merry Christmas, Mom
#13 Neighbor Just Tried To Throw His Christmas Tree From The Balcony. Not Sure Where It Should’ve Landed Ideally
#15 I Bought My Dog An Advent Calender, Who Then Explored All 24 Days Of Christmas While I Was Pumping Gas
#16 Christmas Toy, Meet Dog’s Water Bowl. Dog’s Water Bowl, Meet Christmas Toy
#17 I Forgot About The Chicken
#18 Hid The Ham From The Dog In The Oven. On A Plastic Carving Tray. Turned The Oven On To Preheat For The Roast Turkey
#19 Why The Wife Says We Can No Longer Have A Real Christmas Tree
#21 Got An Interesting Package In The Mail Today. I Have No Idea Who Sent It... Merry Christmas I Guess
#22 Found On Snapchat. Someone Got A Great Christmas Present
#23 Christmas Disaster Bad Enough, The Dog Took Down The Tree. He Ate His Bed As Well
#24 Yep, This Just Happened! Very Lucky To Have No Injuries, Just Shattered About My Christmas Ham, Haha
#25 So... This Is What Happened To My Real Tree This Year. Not A Needle Left On When We Heaved Her Out The Back Door
#27 Merry Christmas To Me! My Secret Pal Gift At Work Included Live Roaches And Roach Droppings
#30 Just About Died Getting This Up And None Of The Lights Work
#31 One Of My Girlfriend's Gifts Arrived Like This Just Days Before Christmas...
#32 My Parents Came Home To Their Christmas Tree This Morning
#33 This Morning Some Kids Decided To Set Fire To My Boat. Merry Christmas
#34 Got A New Wallet For Christmas, But They Forgot Something...
#35 Breaking Mom's Oven On Christmas Eve Surely Reminded Her Of Two Things: 1. I'm Her Favourite Child; 2. Always Have A Backup Roast Ready
#36 My Dogs Just Knocked Over My Christmas Tree
#37 Got A Flat Tire Last Night Over The Christmas Holidays, Nowhere Is Open To Fix It
#39 Glass Bomb
#40 My Morning So Far:
slept in 30 minutes; discovered the coffee beans I bought with a Christmas gift card are decaf; then this happened when I tried to pour the beans back into the bag