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Fifty years ago, things were different, people would get married and have children in their twenties, buy a house and seemingly have their life figured out. But times have changed. Today, with an overcrowded planet and a focus on careers, many people in the West choose not to have children or they delay starting a family. More than 1 in 5 US adults don't want kids.
If your phone's photo collection is brimming with images of puppies and cats rather than snapshots of little humans, this post will likely strike a chord with you. The subreddit 'Child-Free Memes' and the Instagram page 'Child Free Memes' are all about the pleasures of a life untouched by diapers and tantrums.
So kick back, grab yourself a cup of coffee, and enjoy our new curated selection from these pages. As Samantha from 'Sex and the City' once said, this place is for double cappuccinos, not for double strollers.
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#1
Thanos Was Right?
Alex Luiz 2 years ago
People hear 'control the population' and think 'oh no,he's advocating genocide'. Obviously he just means 'maybe stop at 2 kids,folks?'
Michael Braisher 2 years ago
Phew, got downvote-skewered there but help me out with why. They want a China-style child cap or they don't? Attenborough may never want such a thing, but it seems peculiar coming from the same political types who complain the UK government maintains a two-child welfare limit to each family.
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Carrie de Luka 2 years ago
Everyone should watch this one. All those who say we are not heading for problems due to over population need a wake up call.
Mint Sauce 2 years ago
Finally! A post that defines the absolute root cause of the climate crisis. Too many people say "Oh we can still feed and home everyone. What's the problem?", but at what population level do you realise enough is enough.
Hayley Futter 2 years ago
Yeah I agree, just because more fairly redistributing resources would improve lives doesn't mean there aren't too many people AS WELL
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Jaya 2 years ago
The world is overpopulated, and pretty much everyone in the West uses way more resources than the earth can offer per person. Purposely getting pregnant again when you already have multiple kids, is selfish. Make responsible choices. And if you'd enjoy having a large family, look into whether adopting is an option for you, there are so many kids that need a home.
That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 2 years ago (edited)
We need the hunger games, basically. (This is a joke there are better ways to control population increase)
marianne eliza 2 years ago
Businesses and governments only see more workers, more taxpayers, etc. Business plans are completely based on unending growth. No one is satisfied with having enough. And don't get me started on religions that encourage or demand large families and condemn any birth control other than abstinence.
Chris Wilson 2 years ago
bollox to your thanos pokemon whatever.. attenborough is right at a molecular level.. stop having 20 kids just so you can overpopulate the planet with religious zealots.. intelligent people know this
Cathy Carey 2 years ago
He's right. Don't see what this statement has to do with being childless.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
As far as villains go, I didn't have a problem with Thanos because population control has been on my mind for decades.
Jeffrey Diehl 2 years ago
Yah. Earth has about 4 - 5 billion people too many. But we will get there after the famines and wars for water and arable land.
Crouching hippo hidden panda 2 years ago
He ain’t wrong. I fear It’s too little too late. We’re not talking extermination, but why the hell are people still having 5+ kids in todays world?
Jane Cortez 2 years ago
Exactly. This isn’t funny. It’s hilarious that it is listed under ‘funny’ memes because this is precisely why humanity will destroy the earth and probably go extinct.
Valek Fermiga 2 years ago
I genuinely believe that this is the best suggestion I have EVER read ; Sir Davinos- we salute you sir!!
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
If it's painless, and a totally awesome person takes my babies, I'll go. I'm sure I'd be allowed to watch season three of Good Omens when it comes out.
Michael Braisher 2 years ago
Pity Dr. Kevorkian's not still alive.Or Dr. Shipman, for that matter!!!
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Michael Braisher 2 years ago
Stalin, Pol Pot and Hitler looking up, annoyed, from Hell: 'Hey, dude!' But seriously, downvote away but WTF?? I've seen the occasional call to genocide on the Guardian comment page too. Other readers have bashed them and said blame the politicians and corporations, but is this where we're going??
Solangelo4life!!! 2 years ago
…no, he’s just saying to have just 2 or less kids. Why did your mind jump to genocide?
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Black Rabbit 2 years ago
Hot take: I care more for the survival of rabbits and humans than the environment.
Annnnd We’re Officially In Reverse 2 years ago
You realize that for rabbits and humans to survive, first and foremost the environment must survive right?
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Solangelo4life!!! 2 years ago
Why not? It’s easy, doesn’t take too much effort, and will help maintain the population if we just encourage people to have less children
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Mimi La Souris 2 years ago
elaborate thinking can come from anyone and anywhere. don't shoot the messenger
Load More Replies...Together, these pages have gathered a community of over 5k members who share a common viewpoint: life's purpose doesn't solely revolve around having children. In the past, waiting to have children was mostly seen among wealthier Americans, especially in big cities on the coasts. Educated women often postponed having babies until their careers were stable, usually in their early thirties. But in the last ten years, as more women from all backgrounds focus on education and work, delaying starting a family has become a common trend among women throughout the United States.
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Since 2007, the number of women in their twenties having babies has gone down by 28 percent. Most of the decrease is among unmarried women. Only women in their thirties and forties have been having more babies, but even that has gone down in the last three years. Caitlin Myers, an economist at Middlebury College told 'The New York Times': "The story here is about young women, whose births are plummeting". She added that "the birthrate is falling fastest in places with the greatest job growth — where women have more incentive to wait."
#4
Michael Braisher 2 years ago
Well that was the Old Testament from before Christianity and Jesus began with the New Testament. So you could say having a Son chilled God out and put him on a whole fresh way of doing things!
#5
Shocker, But It Has To Be Said
#6
Anytime They Ask
Those who advocate against having babies even have a name for themselves: anti-natalists. Not only do they encourage families without children but also the gradual fading away of people. While it started long ago in ancient Greece, social media has recently made this idea much more popular. Even though there aren't many anti-natalists, some of their ideas, especially about the planet, are starting to become more popular. According to the BBC, "Among them are concerns about genetic inheritance, not wanting children to suffer, the concept of consent, and worries about overpopulation and the environment."
#8
The Doom Song 2 years ago
More people need to respect our decision to not have kids. Also mine are in all colours
#9
Italy vs. The Wiggles
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
Don’t we, you know, pity animals whose entire life is finding food and producing offspring? And don’t we spay them when we adopt them? And when we spay them, don’t we say, “this is wonderful, now she can relax and enjoy HER life, and play with toys and bask in the sun, and NOT have to spend her entire existence producing babies!” So why don’t we afford ourselves the same grace of opinion?
Although anti-natalist groups may use pessimistic language, they don't appear to pose a violent risk. When discussing extinction, it's more of a discussion than an actual danger. Most people online don't talk about hurting anyone.
#10
Democracy
However, there's a catch. In less developed countries, large families with numerous children are often the norm. From cultural values to social fairness, there are various reasons why poor families might have many children, and these factors also lead to high birth rates in less wealthy countries. From cultural values to social fairness, let's look at some main reasons.
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#14
They Are Irritating
#15
Atleast 3 Money
In places where children are regarded as blessings according to religious beliefs, having a bigger family is seen as a greater blessing. In many parts of the Global South, couples without children may experience social stigma. Impoverished families, particularly those relying on farming, may have more children to assist with their way of life, including taking care of older family members and younger siblings as they grow up.
#16
Hehe
#17
So Good
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Aren’t animals God’s children as well? Why are human children > animals in God’s eyes?
#18
Turn Abouts Fair Play
Spanish Cat 2 years ago
When my family didn't really want a cat (we lived in a rented home, so it would be hard transporting it) a flea-ridden, but cute street cat entered our home. We sterilized him, de-flea'd him and he just stayed in our home.
In the end, people's perspectives on having children and the size of their families can be quite complicated. It's affected by things like culture, money, and society, all which play a role in shaping how people decide about having children.
#19
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
My mom: "I wanted your sister to have a sibling." Gee, thanks, Mom. Didn't even actually want another kid because you wanted more children, but because you didn't want your biological daughter to be an only child. (I'm adopted.)
#21
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
I've held babies in my life, and they simultaneously feel WAY too heavy but also incredibly fragile and breakable. I will take holding a cat any day over holding a baby. They squirm less, smell less, and you can pet them without getting arrested.
#23
Good One
#26
Naya Busch 2 years ago
Yeah, no it’s not. For some people like myself, my animals ARE my children.
#29
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
In all fairness, carrying 4 large boxes of pizza with just one arm takes another level of skill.
#34
Oh God
#35
Witty Title Here =)
#36
That’s Just Volume 1
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
Food for thought: you're usually not expected to have a reason for having kids, but you usually are expected to have a reason for not having kids.
#37
Accurate
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
This is me, but the other panels would also be me reacting the same joyously excited way to dogs, lizards, chickens, insects etc. XD
#38
TiNaBoNiNa 2 years ago
Naw, for me it's the cats getting me up waaaay too early. But, then there's naps.
#41
PurpurLapsa 2 years ago
That's true. I was expected to do chores, help with my siblings (3!) and no privacy at all. They mess up I got punished at least half of time. That's why I had my kid so late in my early 30's. I had freedom for the first time when I left home to study in another town far far away. Don't get me wrong - I love my siblings and there is happy memories as well, but I would never do that to my kid.
#45
Hilarious
#47
Marco Richter 2 years ago
Children left unattended will be gifted with ice cream and lot's of coca cola
#48
Just Stop Asking
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
"I KNOW you know the problems that I have. You seriously think *I'D* make a good parent to a human child? You criticize my 'mental illnesses' and yet you want me to have KIDS?" -me, circa my 20s to my tia(s)
#49
Yeet
#51
Ok Then Cry
#52
Ain’t Gonna Be Me!
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
Like one of the images implied above- having kids doesn't prevent being depressed, it postpones it.
#53
If I Can't Get An Abortion, I'll Just Remove The Whole Damn Thing Then!
#54
A Purse Full Of Love I Guess
Mimi La Souris 2 years ago
a child's drawing (probably indelible) on a chanel bag (not expensive at all)... ok
#55
Marriage? Yes. Kids? Hell No
Naya Busch 2 years ago
This might be a crazy topic for some, but you can get married and NOT have kids and still be happy.
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#59
Best Costume Year Round
#62
I Made This! I Wish More People Around Me Were Having Cats Instead Of Human Children!
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
Don't get me wrong, I still ask "Is it a boy?" and/or "Is it a girl?" when people show me their cat pics. XD
#63
Wife And I Heard It The Other Day
#65
Such A Hard Decision
Christina Wang 2 years ago
Ikr its such a hard decision! (Have money, time and freedom for the rest of my life)
#66
Noyfb noyfb 2 years ago
Hi Gran. Time to polish your halo and practice your harp. Have a nice eternity. LOL
#67
It’s Scary Out There
#68
Mom Is Going To Be A Little Dissapointed
#69
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
I got Father's Day cards for my boyfriend and "signed" them from our cats and dog. I even got those safe ink pads and got their pawprints stamped onto the cards. I wrote the messages with my non-dominant right hand because a cat's/dog's handwriting would totally suck. XD
#71
René Sauer 2 years ago (edited)
Yeah, anybody who tries to "trap" their SO with a baby should get severe punishment... and no child support afterwards, unless the SO wants to.
#72
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
The chick is known to look like this at times and still I love her like nothing else. Evolution has clearly muddled our brains so we would take care of our hairless, mushy, screeching offspring
#73
Yeeterus
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Tell me your secret! I’m 41 and they still won’t remove mine because I “might change my mind”!
#74
Nails On A Chalkboard Man-
#76
Oh, The Bliss Of Parenthood!
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
Serious question: I haven't seen this episode, but why is Marge looking downwards in the second panel?
#78
Finally Found A Place To Post This
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#83
Gotta Find Me Some New Friends Now
#84
See The Meme!
#86
“He Looks Like His Father”
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The Doom Song 2 years ago
I've never wanted kids. Like EVER. Nope not changing my mind either. Please respect my decision.
Magazine 2 years ago
Who's questioning it? I'm 44 and happily child free but I don't feel like everyone must conform to my lifestyle or other life choices are stupid. To each their own.
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Michael Largey 2 years ago
When advocating marriage, people used to say "Two can live as cheaply as one." When advocating parenthood, no one has ever said "Three can live as cheaply as two."
3 Trash Pandas (She/They) 2 years ago
My mom: I’m sure you’ll change your mind about not having kids some day! Also my mom: The years up until you and your brother were 8 were the worst years of my life. I get ptsd when I see a mom with a young toddler and a newborn. Yeah mom, that definitely makes me want to have kids.
Deborah Rubin 2 years ago
Please don't toss around the term PTSD. It is a real mental issue and should not be dismissed lightly.
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Dre Mosley 2 years ago (edited)
Mine finally stopped bringing it up. I guess they finally have accepted that I won't create a kid just to make them grandparents. I love my childfree life, no plans to give it up. I'm fine being the "cool uncle."
Jude Laskowski 2 years ago
I dated a really nice guy who was the oldest of nine kids. I was surprised (and thrilled) when he said he didn't want kids. He said he aspires to be the best uncle ever.
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Chewie Baron 2 years ago
I think language teachers are secretly telling us to not have children. By telling us how to get to various places in a different language. Because with no kids, we can have holidays! And go to the swimming pool, the cinema, the restaurant, the shops. Everywhere!
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
My mom asks me every day, "Hwo are your girls?" and she means my cats. :-)
Kristal 2 years ago
If the boomers wanted grandchildren, they shouldn't have screwed up the economy. Just saying ...
Le_Whatever(she/her)🇺🇦️ 2 years ago
People should not have children unless they absolutely WANT to. There's nothing wrong with having children, just don't expect everyone else to have kids just because they can.
Ellie Ahmed 2 years ago
I always found it funny, when I first got married the amount of people who said "so onto kids next, hey?", like it was just some obvious next step and not a MAJOR life decision with real pros and cons to weigh up. And for full disclosure we do now have two kids and they are absolutely the best decision we've ever made, but it was a definite, considered decision and something we genuinely wanted, not just something we did because "hey, guess you better start knocking me up cause that's what married people do". People are so casual about the expectation that everyone just exists to pop out a baby.
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Seabeast 2 years ago
Get a Salpingectomy. More effective, no risk of ectopic pregnancy, and has the surprising side benefit of reducing the risk of ovarian cancer as well.
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Gavin Johnson 2 years ago
I have a child. I love her to pieces and I find being Dad is the most rewarding thing I’ve ever done. Significant part of that is the ‘I’, it’s what I want. There’s plenty of other rewarding things out there, plenty of enjoyable things, or hey, you might just like being you, no ties, more money, quieter Sunday mornings, whatever floats your boat. I’m here to judge how MY life is going, your life ain’t nothing to do with me. Have fun however you do it!
marianne eliza 2 years ago
63F and childfree. In fact none of my sibs had kids either. We were rotten kids. Caused no end of trouble for our parents. Why on earth would any of us want to subject ourselves to what we put our parents through?
supertall 2 years ago
It's tough when all your friends have had kids and any get together just ends up being mommy-talk. I end up without much to say in conversation. This doesn't make me want a kid in any way, shape, or form - it's just a bummer that i can't contribute unless I say, "God, you spent HOW MUCH to go to Legoland? Good Lord!" Or "But peppers are delicious! Who would hide them under a car mat?"
Duvet Woman 2 years ago
Luckily my mum's never been bothered about babies. I'm in my 50s and have never been interested in kids. I can probably count on one hand the number of times anyone has found it odd that I didn't want any. Most people aren't bothered and my close friends are totally not expecting me to gush over their kids or judge me for not doing so.
Otis B Driftwood 2 years ago
I have 5 dogs. I feed them, I clean them, I buy them snacks, I hold and coddle them. I take them to the doctor, I buy them toys. I boost their confidence and play with them. They are my children and I am quite happy.
Spannermonkey 2 years ago
I'm a single child. About the time i started dating, my folks took a look around (at humans, politics, the environment etc) and said, "Don't give us any grandkids."
Jack Harris 2 years ago
I wasn't quite sure if I will ever want to have children, but after reading this, I've decided I that I definitely will not.
Ladedah 2 years ago
I'm 37, have been married for 17 years, and never had (nor wanted) kids. When i was younger, people used to do this unwelcome "oh, you have plenty of time" b******t. What's super annoying now is that - at this age - people now ask if I have kids and when i answer with a simple "no", then they ask my age (because a lot of us childless people never look it) and go on to do this "oh" and "polite silence" thing... as if maybe I wasn't physically able to have kids and they are thinking they shouldn't have asked. So now I just say, "yup" and pull out a picture of my two American Pit Bull Terriers 😁
DJR 2 years ago
Why are human children so insufferable? Name another animal that makes wretched noises at all times, refuses to eat healthy food, and takes 25% of the parent's lifespan to raise.
Sunshine Lady 2 years ago
The only thing I don't understand is why no kids life is presented as being rich, because that's not always the case. Also not valid that you won't have money if you have kids.
Gin 2 years ago
I think it is far to say that children are expensive. If people are rich with kids, it's not going to be because they have children. They will make you poorer regardless of what you have.
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Miss Tinker 2 years ago
I never made a conscious choice not to have children... it just never happened. At 48 I have had at least 10 years of people asking me why & reminding me that my time is running out or assuming that I don't have children because I am gay or career-driven. Everytime a celebrity in her 40's/50's has a baby I hear "see, you still have hope!". Or "you don't need a man, just sperm donor". Honestly, with the world in the state it is I am grateful I don't have any children.
accidentalearthling 2 years ago
I was just thinking about this today. I'm 68, have two grown children. I don't ever remember "wanting" children, it was just something that I assumed I would do and frankly was kind of expected. I love my son and daughter, but I'm glad that people now are more free to think about and say no if that is their wish.
Roland 2 years ago
I do have kids and I'm happy as one can be. They're cool and lots less noisy these days. I don't parent on Facebook nor feel the urge to convince childless friends to change their minds. That said I even totally agree with some of these points and genuinely enjoyed these memes. :) Still I wouldn't trade my kids for a zillion dollars and watching them becoming their best self is the best thing ever happened to me. Not for everyone, but it can actually work out pretty well.
tuzdayschild 2 years ago
I never had kids by choice, but I love them. They are cute and funny and someone else's.
James016 2 years ago
My two biggest problems are people who call childfree people selfish for not wanting children. Hello! You are selfish for demanding people have unwanted children to satisfy you and childfree people who call parents "breeders" etc. Get over yourselves. Saying you don't want kids is enough and you should not have to explain beyond that. Ditto for wanting kids. Just make sure you have the means/space/mindset to raise them.
Donnie Mc00 2 years ago
I completely agree with anyone having a free choice regarding having children but this post comes across as a little bit snarky as if parents are all stupid for procreating, even judging them on the reasons why they had them without evidence. I can say with absolute sincerity that never has a day gone by without me being grateful for my children. My heart bursts with love when i think about them and the happiness they have brought into my life is indescribable, i would not change a single thing if i had to live my life over.
Gin 2 years ago
It's aimed at those who will find memes about not having children funny. So I highly suspect that parents are not exactly the target market. It's pretty obvious going in that it's going to take the p!ss. If people don't like something, they really don't have to read it after all. That's another free choice that can be made.
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Your local pyromaniac 2 years ago
honestly,i dont really want to have kids when i grow up. Reasons: they always ugly as hell .Too much of a financial investment for my irresponsible a*s who still goes with the mentality of "its five dollars,its nt that much". and the biggest reason,i dont want to have to put those lil guys into the middle of the slagheap,they deserve better,so maybe when we get our s**t figured out and actually clean this god damn planet ill change my mind
Edwin Lesperance 2 years ago
The Earth is already overpopulated. Your religion is forcing the apocalypse.
Elaine Morinelli 2 years ago
I would like to see someone who doesn't want kids say it in a way that is not so negative, like it's an awful thing to want kids. I respect both decisions.
Princess Mar-li Cathryn 2 years ago
No idea how ppl got the impression that this post is saying that it's awful to have children, it's simply celebrating those who've decided not to have children. We've been doing it the other way around forever (we still are!). And pointing out that a woman saying they don't want kids is often met with negativity is simply a fact.
Load More Replies... Mir Adwari 2 years ago
I don't know anyone who is childfree and regretting it and I have worked in the care sector with elderly people for years. The ones that were most lonely were the ones who had children so hoped to see them and were not. Reason most cited: their own family (aka children). Many had moved further away for work or left the country. There were so many reasons but most of the ones with children had much smaller social circles. It is weird, to me, to assume that children = future support and visitors when I've mostly seen the bare minimum, and not because they didn't love their parent.
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Cricketgeeklol 2 years ago
Right listen, I'm not disrespecting anyone who doesn't want kids. That's ok! However, the chance of ever being alive is like one in a million. So appreciate that you were once a child. Don't hate on other people for having children. Some of these posts nearly made me cry because they were mean to people my age (maybe a bit younger). Remember Einstein was a child once, Le Bron James was a child once, you were a child once.
Princess Mar-li Cathryn 2 years ago
This reads like: it's okay if you don't want kids but you really should have them anyway. Einstein and LeBron were once children? So were Ted Bundy & Dennis Rader. Appreciate that I was once a child, yup. Suicidal on and off from the age of 5, not sure why that would convince me to have a kid. What, exactly, about this post made you cry? That there are people who see the benefit of not having children? People realizing they don't want/shouldn't have children isn't being mean to you.
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The Doom Song 2 years ago
I've never wanted kids. Like EVER. Nope not changing my mind either. Please respect my decision.
Magazine 2 years ago
Who's questioning it? I'm 44 and happily child free but I don't feel like everyone must conform to my lifestyle or other life choices are stupid. To each their own.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 2 years ago
When advocating marriage, people used to say "Two can live as cheaply as one." When advocating parenthood, no one has ever said "Three can live as cheaply as two."
3 Trash Pandas (She/They) 2 years ago
My mom: I’m sure you’ll change your mind about not having kids some day! Also my mom: The years up until you and your brother were 8 were the worst years of my life. I get ptsd when I see a mom with a young toddler and a newborn. Yeah mom, that definitely makes me want to have kids.
Deborah Rubin 2 years ago
Please don't toss around the term PTSD. It is a real mental issue and should not be dismissed lightly.
Load More Replies... Dre Mosley 2 years ago (edited)
Mine finally stopped bringing it up. I guess they finally have accepted that I won't create a kid just to make them grandparents. I love my childfree life, no plans to give it up. I'm fine being the "cool uncle."
Jude Laskowski 2 years ago
I dated a really nice guy who was the oldest of nine kids. I was surprised (and thrilled) when he said he didn't want kids. He said he aspires to be the best uncle ever.
Load More Replies... Chewie Baron 2 years ago
I think language teachers are secretly telling us to not have children. By telling us how to get to various places in a different language. Because with no kids, we can have holidays! And go to the swimming pool, the cinema, the restaurant, the shops. Everywhere!
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
My mom asks me every day, "Hwo are your girls?" and she means my cats. :-)
Kristal 2 years ago
If the boomers wanted grandchildren, they shouldn't have screwed up the economy. Just saying ...
Le_Whatever(she/her)🇺🇦️ 2 years ago
People should not have children unless they absolutely WANT to. There's nothing wrong with having children, just don't expect everyone else to have kids just because they can.
Ellie Ahmed 2 years ago
I always found it funny, when I first got married the amount of people who said "so onto kids next, hey?", like it was just some obvious next step and not a MAJOR life decision with real pros and cons to weigh up. And for full disclosure we do now have two kids and they are absolutely the best decision we've ever made, but it was a definite, considered decision and something we genuinely wanted, not just something we did because "hey, guess you better start knocking me up cause that's what married people do". People are so casual about the expectation that everyone just exists to pop out a baby.
Load More Replies... Seabeast 2 years ago
Get a Salpingectomy. More effective, no risk of ectopic pregnancy, and has the surprising side benefit of reducing the risk of ovarian cancer as well.
Load More Replies... Gavin Johnson 2 years ago
I have a child. I love her to pieces and I find being Dad is the most rewarding thing I’ve ever done. Significant part of that is the ‘I’, it’s what I want. There’s plenty of other rewarding things out there, plenty of enjoyable things, or hey, you might just like being you, no ties, more money, quieter Sunday mornings, whatever floats your boat. I’m here to judge how MY life is going, your life ain’t nothing to do with me. Have fun however you do it!
marianne eliza 2 years ago
63F and childfree. In fact none of my sibs had kids either. We were rotten kids. Caused no end of trouble for our parents. Why on earth would any of us want to subject ourselves to what we put our parents through?
supertall 2 years ago
It's tough when all your friends have had kids and any get together just ends up being mommy-talk. I end up without much to say in conversation. This doesn't make me want a kid in any way, shape, or form - it's just a bummer that i can't contribute unless I say, "God, you spent HOW MUCH to go to Legoland? Good Lord!" Or "But peppers are delicious! Who would hide them under a car mat?"
Duvet Woman 2 years ago
Luckily my mum's never been bothered about babies. I'm in my 50s and have never been interested in kids. I can probably count on one hand the number of times anyone has found it odd that I didn't want any. Most people aren't bothered and my close friends are totally not expecting me to gush over their kids or judge me for not doing so.
Otis B Driftwood 2 years ago
I have 5 dogs. I feed them, I clean them, I buy them snacks, I hold and coddle them. I take them to the doctor, I buy them toys. I boost their confidence and play with them. They are my children and I am quite happy.
Spannermonkey 2 years ago
I'm a single child. About the time i started dating, my folks took a look around (at humans, politics, the environment etc) and said, "Don't give us any grandkids."
Jack Harris 2 years ago
I wasn't quite sure if I will ever want to have children, but after reading this, I've decided I that I definitely will not.
Ladedah 2 years ago
I'm 37, have been married for 17 years, and never had (nor wanted) kids. When i was younger, people used to do this unwelcome "oh, you have plenty of time" b******t. What's super annoying now is that - at this age - people now ask if I have kids and when i answer with a simple "no", then they ask my age (because a lot of us childless people never look it) and go on to do this "oh" and "polite silence" thing... as if maybe I wasn't physically able to have kids and they are thinking they shouldn't have asked. So now I just say, "yup" and pull out a picture of my two American Pit Bull Terriers 😁
DJR 2 years ago
Why are human children so insufferable? Name another animal that makes wretched noises at all times, refuses to eat healthy food, and takes 25% of the parent's lifespan to raise.
Sunshine Lady 2 years ago
The only thing I don't understand is why no kids life is presented as being rich, because that's not always the case. Also not valid that you won't have money if you have kids.
Gin 2 years ago
I think it is far to say that children are expensive. If people are rich with kids, it's not going to be because they have children. They will make you poorer regardless of what you have.
Load More Replies... Miss Tinker 2 years ago
I never made a conscious choice not to have children... it just never happened. At 48 I have had at least 10 years of people asking me why & reminding me that my time is running out or assuming that I don't have children because I am gay or career-driven. Everytime a celebrity in her 40's/50's has a baby I hear "see, you still have hope!". Or "you don't need a man, just sperm donor". Honestly, with the world in the state it is I am grateful I don't have any children.
accidentalearthling 2 years ago
I was just thinking about this today. I'm 68, have two grown children. I don't ever remember "wanting" children, it was just something that I assumed I would do and frankly was kind of expected. I love my son and daughter, but I'm glad that people now are more free to think about and say no if that is their wish.
Roland 2 years ago
I do have kids and I'm happy as one can be. They're cool and lots less noisy these days. I don't parent on Facebook nor feel the urge to convince childless friends to change their minds. That said I even totally agree with some of these points and genuinely enjoyed these memes. :) Still I wouldn't trade my kids for a zillion dollars and watching them becoming their best self is the best thing ever happened to me. Not for everyone, but it can actually work out pretty well.
tuzdayschild 2 years ago
I never had kids by choice, but I love them. They are cute and funny and someone else's.
James016 2 years ago
My two biggest problems are people who call childfree people selfish for not wanting children. Hello! You are selfish for demanding people have unwanted children to satisfy you and childfree people who call parents "breeders" etc. Get over yourselves. Saying you don't want kids is enough and you should not have to explain beyond that. Ditto for wanting kids. Just make sure you have the means/space/mindset to raise them.
Donnie Mc00 2 years ago
I completely agree with anyone having a free choice regarding having children but this post comes across as a little bit snarky as if parents are all stupid for procreating, even judging them on the reasons why they had them without evidence. I can say with absolute sincerity that never has a day gone by without me being grateful for my children. My heart bursts with love when i think about them and the happiness they have brought into my life is indescribable, i would not change a single thing if i had to live my life over.
Gin 2 years ago
It's aimed at those who will find memes about not having children funny. So I highly suspect that parents are not exactly the target market. It's pretty obvious going in that it's going to take the p!ss. If people don't like something, they really don't have to read it after all. That's another free choice that can be made.
Load More Replies... Your local pyromaniac 2 years ago
honestly,i dont really want to have kids when i grow up. Reasons: they always ugly as hell .Too much of a financial investment for my irresponsible a*s who still goes with the mentality of "its five dollars,its nt that much". and the biggest reason,i dont want to have to put those lil guys into the middle of the slagheap,they deserve better,so maybe when we get our s**t figured out and actually clean this god damn planet ill change my mind
Edwin Lesperance 2 years ago
The Earth is already overpopulated. Your religion is forcing the apocalypse.
Elaine Morinelli 2 years ago
I would like to see someone who doesn't want kids say it in a way that is not so negative, like it's an awful thing to want kids. I respect both decisions.
Princess Mar-li Cathryn 2 years ago
No idea how ppl got the impression that this post is saying that it's awful to have children, it's simply celebrating those who've decided not to have children. We've been doing it the other way around forever (we still are!). And pointing out that a woman saying they don't want kids is often met with negativity is simply a fact.
Load More Replies... Mir Adwari 2 years ago
I don't know anyone who is childfree and regretting it and I have worked in the care sector with elderly people for years. The ones that were most lonely were the ones who had children so hoped to see them and were not. Reason most cited: their own family (aka children). Many had moved further away for work or left the country. There were so many reasons but most of the ones with children had much smaller social circles. It is weird, to me, to assume that children = future support and visitors when I've mostly seen the bare minimum, and not because they didn't love their parent.
Load More Replies... Cricketgeeklol 2 years ago
Right listen, I'm not disrespecting anyone who doesn't want kids. That's ok! However, the chance of ever being alive is like one in a million. So appreciate that you were once a child. Don't hate on other people for having children. Some of these posts nearly made me cry because they were mean to people my age (maybe a bit younger). Remember Einstein was a child once, Le Bron James was a child once, you were a child once.
Princess Mar-li Cathryn 2 years ago
This reads like: it's okay if you don't want kids but you really should have them anyway. Einstein and LeBron were once children? So were Ted Bundy & Dennis Rader. Appreciate that I was once a child, yup. Suicidal on and off from the age of 5, not sure why that would convince me to have a kid. What, exactly, about this post made you cry? That there are people who see the benefit of not having children? People realizing they don't want/shouldn't have children isn't being mean to you.
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