Our pets can, just like us, be assholes. Dogs are a bit clumsy, mischievous, and often motivated by greed. They will rip up your couch cushions just because it's fun to do. But there's no malice involved and they really do love you, they are just idiots sometimes.
Cats, on the other hand, are something else entirely. Sometimes it seems like they know exactly what they are doing, and they take a kind of perverse pleasure in pissing you off. They are cold, calculating assholes, and they aren't shy about it! Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza?
We asked our readers to send in pics of their cats being mean for no particular reason, and were amazed with the hilariously evil submissions we received. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!
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Ha! Caught Her In The Act!
Life Of A Tree
Are You Missing Underwear?
Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button
You Home Earlier Today Hooman
"What's happening Jim?" "The hooman's home, Monty! Don't move and they'll think we're part of an art installation!"
"I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."
Of All Places
Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found
Good Thinking
Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero
Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!
Always in search of warm place, buy a heating pad and put it next to laptop, that really solves this problem.
I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further
Connecting with rest of cats in entire galaxy and preparing for a final invasion.
We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This
Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t
Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night
The touch lamps are indeed annoying, there's like five different lightings to it. I imagine this cat does it two hours before you wake to work
Oh, Hai There
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour the holy cat?
Cats Always Know
The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser
This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any
I love his expression in the second photo. Just want to skritch his face all over!!!
This Shelf Is PROTECTED
I don't how long I watched till it all become groggy and had to scroll down.
Don't Sit On The Keyboard? Ok
She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There
My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold
Who cares about the room? As long as the cat is warm, all is good!
Glad You Find Them So Comfy...
Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House
When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner
I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat
She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole
Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy
The Murder Plot Thickens...
That cat is definitely has me on it's black list. Hopefully the next object that falls on my head isn't a bowling ball or clothes iron. Like it happened in Home Alone
F*cking A**hole
I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered
This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore
I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body
"Cat, you will experience extreme mood swings, like hitting your hooman while they is giving you belly rub."
Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats
This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk
"Can't a guy wash his balls in the middle of your food without having every a*****e who comes along taking pictures?"
This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan
Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care
You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?
Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect
Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee
Every Morning When I Brush My Teeth
Your Pillow And Your Boyfriend Are Mine
New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog
Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture
One of my cats eat whatever he finds ... one time he threw up a few wall stickers (we were wondering where they went as we couldn't find them on the ground), a few rubber and hair bands and a paperclip
When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails
The Computer Is Too Small!
This Cat Can't Handle His Fish
Must've burst through the hole (background) to fetch his meal but his human keeps snatching his fish away
Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?
Your Homework? Never Heard About It
My cat did the exact same thing. I had to turn it into my teacher and she was like,"what on earth happened" and I said," my cat...ate it?"
I Just Had Surgery And Need To Do My Physical Therapy
Stop moving your leg god dammit and give me that sock, Mom has put all my previous heists on display today want to add one more to that collection.
This A*sshole -"She Has Two Hands, And Is Not Petting Me"
Ruining My Damn Screen Door!
This Happens Every Time I Try To Do Cardio
My Cat Is A Jerk...
My Cat Has Started Flushing The Toilet... While I Am Mid Business
High After The Vet, Caught Stealing French Fries
Mojo Does Not Care About Your Mail. Mojo Is A Grown Man And Does What He Wants To Do
Came Home From Work And Crashed The Kitten Party
Kittens are f*****g awesome. I fostered 5 newborn kittens up until they were three months old and they never did that much damage but I always took them outside on a blanket every single day for play and exercise
My Wife Tried To Walk The Cat
The beer in her hand explains a lot. I'm guessing that wasn't the first bottle. :)
My Boy Always Tries To Jump In The Fridge When I Open It. This Is The First Time He Made It In
Climb The Human!
If you have to pick up Momma cat and drop her like a piece of trash..... maybe you shouldn't own any cats.
Cat Starves Owner To Death
Today My Cats Were Especially *ssholes
Got Attacked By Something, Turned Around And Saw This
I Had To Throw Them Away (The Blinds, Not The A**hole)
I Just Finished Applying The First Layer On My Table And Then...
Toby's New Year's Resolution Is To Still Don't Care At All
I'm Just Gonna Play With My New Toy In The House...
Pavlov Woke Me Up Early To Show Off His Kill
Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Jesus Christ?
This Cat Decided To Maul My Leg Whilst Ordering Pizza In Paris, Owner Says That's How You Know He Likes You
The Kitten Doesn't Like Blondes
That's an interesting inverted pyramid sort of looking table with three legs only... May be I would replicate this as my next DIY, I guess it need to stuck to the wall. Ohh noo.. its an optical illusion .. is it? Is it a regular table. Man, the longer I look, more I am getting confused..!!!
If You Look Carefully You Can See The Paw Print Right In The Middle Of The Steak, And The Savage Omnoms On The Upper Left. Think I Would've Learned By Now Not To Leave Food Unattended
Sagwa Does This Whenever One Of Us Bends Over. Bonus: The Girl In The Picture Was Lint Rolling Her Sweater To Get Rid Of Sagwa's Hair All Over It
I Hate My Cats
I'm impressed that your cats have figured out how to throw things at the TV / computer screen!!!!
Think You Can Play Chess Around Her? Think Again. She Always Wins
Every Assignment Was Spent Like This
He Does This Way Too Much
I'll Just Shred This Box In The Most Noisy And Annoying Way Possible, And Then Spit The Pieces All Over The House!
Explains Why I Can't Keep My Plant Alive!
Your cats growing well, though! Just remember to water everyday and you'll soon have a flourishing cat tree :)
Said No One Ever...
TBH, internet is completely opposite In portraying how cats really are. They are very lovely animals and as loyal as dogs. But I guess its more fun to display other side of their nature.
No Matter How Many Toys We Buy Him He Still Steals Our Children's
This cat is very envious of his humans, always wondering why the spawns gets the new toys. Why can't he have it for himself instead
Gee Wonder Who Got To The Paper Towel..??
She Doesn’t Let Us Hang Our Towels
OMG, This Laptop Tastes Delicious
Oh, Were You Trying To Do Something?
He's Slowly Pushing It All Off The Table, While Pretending To Sleep
Spidercat, Spidercat, Does Whatever Realy Hurts...
No Touch Da Mousey!
his little mean mug at the end lol "I dare you to try again fool"
This A**hole Needed More Room To Look Out
So You Wake Up To This In The Morning. I Hate My Cat
We Made Ourselves A Cat Door
Little Monster
My Cat Is An Adorable Asshole
"I Did Not Do This"
Gimme That
And this one... Personally I like sharing AND I like animals more than most people, so these cats would be a great fit for me👍
First Time Owning A Kitten - Didn't Know They Really Did This Stuff
I know. I've had a lot of cats and never has one messed with the TP. I guess it's just a matter of time...
“I Don’t Know - I Just Walked In And There Were Bags, Like, Everywhere. Probably An Explosion”
Get A Cat, They Said... It'll Be Fun...
Surely You Don't Think I Did This?
I Think I'll Just... Yep, This Is A Good Place
It's probably the distant relative of that other one sitting on the pizza... what is it with these cats and sitting on pizza :'D
Dinner With Your Cats
Cat Knows What You Need
This Cat In My Neighbourhood
Good Morning! Breakfast Now?
"I didn't wake you, did i? Oh no... Well, since you're already up, there's this matter of my personnel being late for work."
Roommate Had A Bad Morning
What Happens If I Try To Do Things Other Than Pet My Kitties...
Waddles face! He's just like that's my job! I'm the scarf not you!! Viva stole his job!
Asshole From China
I Still Love This Cat
My Cat Found A Nice Sleeping Spot In My Antique Chair
"You Get The Banana And I Will Rip Open The Cat Weed"
"...sorry?"
Returning To Scene Of The Crime
My Cat Pickle Has A Hobby, He Likes To Urinate In Unusual Places. He Didn't Get A Drop On The Floor Though (Side Note: He Did A Wee In A Frisbee Once)
We got him as a very scared 6 month old kitten from a rescue centre, I don't know what had happened to him but he didn't like being touched. He still wees on things very occasionally even with a fresh litter tray. Pickle is 7 years old now and a cuddle monster. He can be a bit scratchy at times but so so affectionate, he's come a long way. And has a big tabby brother who he adores :-). This kitty has a home for life, I love him to bits :-)...don't worry, I bought new shoes!
“No Boots! Boots Always Mean You’re Leaving, And Leaving Means No Chin-Scratches!”
Wipe This! 2017 Site Specific Installation By Uli. Chewed Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper Holder, Drywall, Light
The Face Of Evil
I Literally Just Fed Her 10 Minutes Ago
My Cat Is Very Proud Of Herself For Destroying This Shoebox
What In The Hell Are You Guys Doing?
You Want To Read The News? Nope. (Bonus: In The Middle Of My Clean Clothing)
I Was Wondering Why My Succulents Were Dying...
I have become an expert on starting African Violets from single leaves my cats knock off my mature plants.
My Cat Is A Big Ol Jerk
I Have No Idea What You're Talking About
I Did Forget To Post This One Last Night
Selfie With A Cat
Cat Ripped A Hole In Her Food, Over Ate, And Threw Up Back Onto The Hole. Amazing
XD Well at least she didn't throw up in your bed (and yes I layed down before I realized).
Yes. Yes, This Is My Handiwork. This Is Why My Mom Can’t Have Nice Things
There Are Two Full Water Bowls In The House. A**hole
At Least Twice A Week I Come Home To My Underwear Drawer Pulled Out And All My Undies On The Floor. Thanks, Tucker
You need another cat named Caboose. That way the caption could be "Not my fault... Tucker did it.".
Every. Single. Meal.
And That Is How My Computer Has Been Blocked...
This The Face Of An Asshole Who Chewed Through Three Iphone Chargers Last Night... I Believe This Is A Face Of Revenge Not Remorse!
That face and those ears say he's part of the mafia. And you don't want anything to happen to the rest of your doo-dads Do You?
Don't Leave Pies On The Counter
He's The Reason Why I Die So Often
Must. Kill. All. Cords
Life Update: I'm Changing Fritz's Name To Damage Deposit
Let Me Quickly Disturb This Hooman
When You Spend 10 Minutes Looking For The Cat Before Work
I need this shoe shelf. The bottom of my closet looks like the bargain bin at the thrift store.
Giving New Meaning To The Phrase "No Concept Of Money." Yes, That Is A Full Bowl Of Water
Every Time I Do The Dishes!
Wake Up Call
When You Try To Take A Relaxing Bath. There Is One Jerk
I had a cat that did this once. Once. She fell in the tub and never did it again.
I Will Never Get Out Of Here, Human
Secret Ingredient
Bothered
"Yes, I am fine, thank you. You're blocking my view of the blank wall. Would you? Much better, thank you. Byeee. What a peculiarly inquisitive biped..."
Making Macrame While A Cat Is Around Is Basically Pointless
Surprise When I Got Home. If I Had To Pick Out A Suspect In A Lineup My Cat Pharoah Was Probably Chasing A Fly
Pharoah, for 7 years you're never gonna catch any fly. Bad luck for you
No. Why Are You Like This?
Well, There Was A Plant In There. Now It’s A Bed
Oops
"Get A Cat They Said. It Will Be Fun They Said" - The Day She Pooped In The Sink
You Need This Laptop? How Cute!
Not Sure Why He Thinks This Is A Good Spot To Nap?
My Cat Is Slowly Trying To Be Me. Next Thing You Know, He’ll Be Attending School
No Kitty Nooo
I Finally Learned Why Nothing Will Grow In This Pot
Several Times A Day, I Show My General Disapproval By Opening All The Cabinet Doors And Emptying The Contents
What's A Baby?
Don't You Know I Love Coming Home To This At 10pm
I Don't See What The Problem Is, Human
Oh... You're Home Early
He Gets His White Fur All Over My Clean Clothes, Then Tries To Claw Them Back As I Pull Them Out
Has A Strong Love For Curtains
My 10-week-old kitten followed a spider up the curtain, got about halfway then started mewing.
So My Wonderful Cat Decided To Break My Glass Kitchen Table. This Is Just Nice
My Jerk Cats Broke My Daughter's Blinds Just To Watch The Sunrise
Trying To Work
Trying To Do My Jigsaw But My Cat Friday Won’t Let Me: It’s Her Box!
This Idiot Decided That This Was A Great Place To Sit
Spaghetti Was Just Eyeing-Up The Fridge With Determination That I Haven’t Seen Since That Time Last Spring When She Actually Jumped In
All Thanks Goes To My Cat
Milk Thief
This Is Lagertha, Earl Of The Shred Box. This Is After I Made The Mistake Of Trying To Add Paper To The Box While She Was In Residence
Cats Are Just So Charming
I Still Remember Walking In The Door To This Like It Was Yesterday
Caught With The Evidence
You Shall Not Wipe!
Oh Yey! Gift Wrapping! My Absolute Favorite. Lemme Help You With That
Well Done
The Cat Who Entered The Dining Room While The "My Life Is So Shitty" Mindset Among The Lunchtime Of My Sunday Lunch, Jumped On The Flowerpot In Front Of Me
And Then There's This Princess Jerkface
That's A Nice Catmera You Got There
Temporary Housing With Boxes Everywhere And He Chooses This One To Sleep On
I'm A Very Good Lego-Building Helper
My cat did the same thing with the same LEGO set. It's Yellow Submarine of you were wondering
What A Well Behaved Creature This Cat Is
RIP Earphones Shredded To Three Pieces By Crazy Cat
Captured Coco's Fall Unexpectedly
I Want Your Paintings For My Matress Tonight!
Being Jerks Is What They Do Best
No Use Of The Bathroom For You
Yes, I Did This, Now Give Me Treats
Welcome Home Human...
Well, At Least They Are Comfortable
My Jerk Cat Ruined My Pokémon Game As Soon As I Laid Down My Strongest Card
She Clawed My Jane Iredale Foundation
Yep
Was Reading In The Basement When Kitty Comes Along... Starts Licking My Hair. Was Mated For A Few Days
Dumping Your Entire Container Of Water All Over The Floor Is The Cool Thing To Do
I had to bungee cord mine to the bakers rack. My cat kept climbing on top and dumping it over, all 3 gallons.
My Cats An Asshole
What An A**hole
Why? Just Why?
You can't hate cats, you just can't! They are miracles of nature!
No, you're a bad person for so many reasons other than not liking cats. You were happy when your cat died? You're f*****g gross.
Load More Replies...What I cannot understand is why all these people allow their cats to get on the counter, table or food. That's just totally disgusting! You can train cats, people. I've had cats my whole life and I've never had a cat on the counter, on my table or anywhere near my food. I also do not have cats that claw the furniture.
Some of these are hilarious. And some of these just p**s me off. Cat doesn't something like sit on food, and they take a picture instead of taking care of the problem.
One day my sister and I couldn't find her kitten. We hunted for 4 hours, then eventually decided to have a break and some juice. Opened the fridge and out she pops, freshly chilled after a hot day. More recently I had a cat that would sit on my chest and suck on my beard at night. You eventually get used to waking up with a sticky face that smells like a*s.
Funnily enough, I had to stop my cat from eating my homework yesterday!
Don’t hate me for this, but cats just aren’t my favorite. A everyone says they're smarter than dogs, which is a blatant myth. I think cats are kind of overrated on the internet, but everybody has their own opinion. I still think cats are alright though.
Dogs and cats are both awesome. All the animals are awesome. The end
Load More Replies...You can't hate cats, you just can't! They are miracles of nature!
No, you're a bad person for so many reasons other than not liking cats. You were happy when your cat died? You're f*****g gross.
Load More Replies...What I cannot understand is why all these people allow their cats to get on the counter, table or food. That's just totally disgusting! You can train cats, people. I've had cats my whole life and I've never had a cat on the counter, on my table or anywhere near my food. I also do not have cats that claw the furniture.
Some of these are hilarious. And some of these just p**s me off. Cat doesn't something like sit on food, and they take a picture instead of taking care of the problem.
One day my sister and I couldn't find her kitten. We hunted for 4 hours, then eventually decided to have a break and some juice. Opened the fridge and out she pops, freshly chilled after a hot day. More recently I had a cat that would sit on my chest and suck on my beard at night. You eventually get used to waking up with a sticky face that smells like a*s.
Funnily enough, I had to stop my cat from eating my homework yesterday!
Don’t hate me for this, but cats just aren’t my favorite. A everyone says they're smarter than dogs, which is a blatant myth. I think cats are kind of overrated on the internet, but everybody has their own opinion. I still think cats are alright though.
Dogs and cats are both awesome. All the animals are awesome. The end
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